• 20 hours ago
The Monkey
Transcript
00:00Oh, that's odd. I don't remember locking this.
00:05You wouldn't have to remember if my aunt had a wind-up toy monkey at the art show.
00:11Oh, not a cherished childhood memory now, was it?
00:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:20The coroner said it was an accident, but it was no accident.
00:31It was a monkey.
00:35When I was a kid, my twin brother and I found something that loved to kill.
00:42I did everything I could to make it go the fuck away.
00:48But it had other plans.
00:53Hello, brother.
00:54Bill.
00:55The monkey that likes killing our family.
00:59It's back.
01:01It must be vanquished.
01:02Why don't you vanquish it, huh, Bill?
01:06Fuck!
01:09Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
01:13We have been chosen to witness its power over life and death in its most devious ways.
01:31It's a toy monkey?
01:33It's evil. It's basically the devil.
01:38Everybody dies.
01:41And that's life.
01:53Oh, fuck.