痛快！明石家電視台 2025年1月18日 ＃1564「さんまの小耳に挟ませたい！」
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00:00We have a lot of people who want to listen to the stories of Hoide Hoide and Sanma-san, who are very curious.
00:05This time, we have gathered with the theme that will definitely change in 2025.
00:12Yes, I will listen to it. Shigemori-san.
00:17What I'm most interested in today is...
00:20You said you took a picture today, but I didn't see it.
00:23Actually, it was supposed to be released tomorrow.
00:27So, I thought, oh, I missed the train.
00:31I thought, oh, I missed the train.
00:36It's over. It's over.
00:38I was more shocked.
00:41I was really fooled.
00:44I broke up with a man I had been dating for 6 and a half years.
00:49I was wondering what the keyword of marriage was.
00:53I broke up with a man I had been dating for 6 and a half years.
00:57Both of you have been dating for 6 and a half years?
00:59Yes, I have been dating for 6 years and 6 and a half years.
01:05You're Nobuni, right?
01:07The roots may be similar.
01:11What do you do for a living?
01:14I'm a salaryman.
01:15Oh, you're a regular salaryman.
01:18You've been dating for 6 and a half years.
01:20I'm really good at pretending I don't have a boyfriend.
01:23I'm really sorry.
01:25You don't have a boyfriend at all.
01:29I've been dating for 6 and a half years.
01:32You'd better say it all.
01:34You'd better say it all.
01:36You're persistent when you find your lover.
01:38You're persistent when you find your lover.
01:42This time, we have five guests who have made a promise that they will definitely change in 2025.
01:52Karen Anzai, who is active as a singer, actor, etc.
01:57What did she swear to her heart that she would definitely stop in 2025?
02:02You know, there's a thing called a knit bow.
02:05I'm going to put a golden charm on it.
02:09You're an old man.
02:11She's a gambler and a drinker.
02:13She has a studio full of unexpected private life.
02:19And the idol group Stones' coach, Yugo, is a narcissist in private life.
02:26I'm going to run with my eyes on the reflection of the tank lorry.
02:30That's cool.
02:33What is the multi-plan that coach Yugo is secretly planning this year?
02:40Here are the five stories I want you to hear now.
02:43First of all,
02:46Last year's M-1.
02:47The final round of the recovery of the loser.
02:49A young man's manzai duo.
02:52Mayurica
02:55He moved to Tokyo two years ago.
02:57He announced his marriage at the end of last year.
03:02But behind the scenes, he was fighting against a terrible misfortune.
03:09This year, I want to be freed from the curse that I've been wearing for five years.
03:15A curse that you've been wearing for five years?
03:17You've been a finalist in a lot of tournaments.
03:19You've been a finalist in a lot of tournaments.
03:25I've had a lot of bad luck in my private life.
03:29Five years ago, when the coronavirus broke out,
03:35We were in the final round of the Kansai show race.
03:39On the day of the live broadcast, I had a severe infection.
03:45I didn't know how to deal with the health insurance.
03:49I couldn't go out on the day of the live broadcast.
03:51I was in danger.
03:53You didn't get infected by the coronavirus, did you?
03:56I couldn't deal with the show race.
03:59I was supposed to give Mayurica a dangerous score.
04:03Mayurica gave me zero points.
04:06People who saw it in the middle said,
04:07What did you do to him?
04:09Zero points?
04:10It's like you've done something ridiculous.
04:12What did you do to get zero points?
04:14Everyone didn't know how to deal with it.
04:16Mayurica didn't give me a score.
04:18I didn't expect it.
04:19I got zero points.
04:20Mayurica kept giving me zero points.
04:23I lived in a wooden house in Kawakiri at the time.
04:28There were a lot of rats.
04:30A lot of rats?
04:32When I woke up in the morning,
04:34There was a road that said,
04:36I'm sure I've been through here.
04:40I'm sure I've been through here.
04:42The same goes for Okune.
04:44Nothing happened to Okune.
04:46The next day, the rats were sleeping side by side.
04:49That's cute.
04:51I've never seen anyone sleep like that.
04:55When I woke up in the morning,
04:56The rats were sleeping side by side.
05:00I've seen it once in Kawakiri.
05:03When I jumped out of the sofa,
05:04There were about 20 bodies and 20 tails.
05:06There were about 20 bodies and 20 tails.
05:07There were about 20 bodies and 20 tails.
05:09There were a lot of rats.
05:11I heard rats chirping and rattling.
05:14I heard rats chirping and rattling.
05:15I heard rats chirping and rattling.
05:16I was doing a female role in a manzai,
05:20so my voice was hard to speak.
05:22Then I was told to inject hyaluronic acid into my vocal cords.
05:25Then I was told to inject hyaluronic acid into my vocal cords.
05:27I did it when I was told to.
05:28But I got too close.
05:29For about two months,
05:31I said, I'm Tomonma Mayurica.
05:32I said, I'm Tomonma Mayurica.
05:33I was like, I'm Tomonma Mayurica.
05:34Really.
05:36I was really angry.
05:38I couldn't speak low.
05:40You've been lying to me all this time!
05:42That's the truth.
05:43You're a pro.
05:44That's the truth.
05:45That's the only thing I can do in real life.
05:47And he seriously apologizes to you.
05:49I'm really sorry about this time.
05:51It's all my fault.
05:53That's the truth.
05:55Why would you do that?
05:57Well, that's one thing.
05:59The other thing I've been worried about lately is...
06:03I got a birthday present from my partner on the radio.
06:09Every year.
06:10He kept saying he wanted a girlfriend.
06:12So I gave him a 375,000 yen doll of a super successful woman.
06:19It's amazing to be in a room like this.
06:21That's right.
06:22It's about the same weight as a real person.
06:25I can tell.
06:26The skin is silicone.
06:28It's like a real person.
06:29He brought this to the radio booth.
06:33You can't take it home.
06:35So I put it in the taxi.
06:37Do you have a picture of this?
06:38Come here!
06:43He's a taxi driver.
06:45I'm scared of taxi drivers.
06:47It's scary.
06:48He drove for 20 minutes without saying a word.
06:51Did you put a seat belt on?
06:52Yes, I did.
06:54It's not good if it's like this.
06:56It's too real.
07:00Have you ever rented a car?
07:02No, I haven't.
07:04But it's hot.
07:06I don't say it on TV.
07:08I have it.
07:10It's on TV.
07:14It's not a car.
07:15It's really scary.
07:16I was doing a live broadcast.
07:19I was scared even if I put it next to me.
07:21That's right.
07:22He has a great presence.
07:23Did you give him a name?
07:25I talked to him on the radio.
07:27His name is Kinoko Takeyama.
07:29Kinoko-chan?
07:30After that, I recorded it on the radio.
07:34I heard a woman's voice.
07:36A woman's voice?
07:38There were only two people in the booth.
07:40We were the only ones in the booth.
07:42I said,
07:43You're going to get a beetle on the doll I gave you.
07:47He said in a woman's voice,
07:48I don't want to!
07:50That's what you said when you were in junior high school.
07:55It wasn't me at that time.
07:58Who is the owner of that creepy voice?
08:02Please listen to the actual voice.
08:06It's over.
08:07What kind of house is this?
08:08It's a great house.
08:10I've never seen a house like this.
08:13It's too intense.
08:15It's really hard.
08:18I heard it.
08:19I've never seen a house like this.
08:22It's too intense.
08:26I don't want to.
08:28It's not just this time.
08:29I heard a woman's voice in various times.
08:33She said, talk to me.
08:35Talk to me?
08:36I got a doll from a salesman.
08:40The doll had a soul in it.
08:42No way!
08:43It's not Kinoko, it's Sayuri.
08:45Sayuri Kawashima is the name of the doll.
08:48You're a real Ajisan.
08:51That's right.
08:52Wait a minute.
08:53No, I'm not.
08:54No, I'm not.
08:55I've been to her house once.
08:59Sayuri's house?
09:00I've been to Sayuri's house.
09:01It's not Sayuri's house, it's my house.
09:02Sayuri has a wig.
09:04If you take off the wig, it becomes a skinhead.
09:06I took it off as a joke.
09:09I thought she would say, stop it, don't take it off.
09:13But she said, really, stop it.
09:15That's a good thing.
09:18That's a good thing.
09:19It's like this.
09:20I asked her if she was really doing nothing.
09:24I've been to her house twice.
09:27You've been to her house twice.
09:29I'm just curious.
09:30You're supposed to have a soul in your house.
09:34I've heard a lot of things.
09:36I've heard a lot of things.
09:37I've heard a lot of things.
09:38No way!
09:39When I'm not at home, she opens the refrigerator and eats Nametake.
09:44No way!
09:45No way!
09:46She says really weird things.
09:47She says Nametake.
09:48She says really weird things.
09:49She says really weird things.
09:52She says weird things.
09:54She does?
09:55She does.
09:56That's scary.
09:57She can't eat it?
09:58She eats what I eat.
10:00Didn't it decrease in the refrigerator?
10:02It didn't decrease physically.
10:03She eats Nametake with her soul.
10:05Nametake's soul?
10:06Nametake's soul.
10:07What?
10:08Does Nametake have a soul?
10:10I don't think so.
10:11She eats Nametake with her soul.
10:14Sayuri-san has a request.
10:16Sayuri-san has a request.
10:17She asked me if I wanted her to do something.
10:19She asked me if I wanted her to cut off her ear and put jam on it.
10:24Really?
10:25Sayuri-san's favorite is jam bread?
10:27Yes.
10:28She said it's okay now,
10:30but if Sayuri-san has feelings for Nakatani,
10:33it's not good.
10:35She said that.
10:37So she prepared bread and said,
10:39If it doesn't suit your taste, I don't know.
10:41She said that.
10:42She said that.
10:43She said that.
10:44She said that.
10:45She said that.
10:46She said that.
10:47She said that.
10:49If you don't cut off her ear, Nakatani will be cursed.
10:54So she said she'll cut off her ear, but she said it's not for you.
10:59She said it's not for you.
11:01I can't throw that away.
11:03She said that.
11:04A colleague who knows my family walked by with another colleague.
11:09When they were at my house,
11:11they said,
11:12Come here.
11:14I
11:19Look, no, yeah, oh shit, they're dorky. God. I'm a tomahawk. I know don't get the sample. She's a cookie
11:24I'm gonna cut any idea that the cookie me. I don't know. I'm not gonna go say no
11:30Yeah, I'm not gonna tell you know, yeah, I get it. I got my son. It's a nice oven
11:34So no, I mean, you know, I don't know what they you'd say so no, but what I said, you know
11:38Look, no, yeah, it's a tiny so much. I don't got a
11:41Little
12:11You can't go on a date like that.
12:14I'm going to use my freedom to appeal to people.
12:18I'm scared.
12:20I'm scared.
12:21I don't know if I can air this today.
12:24What?
12:26That's not fair.
12:28No, no.
12:32I want you to put it in your ears.
12:34Next up is...
12:37Yugo Kochi, a member of the idol group S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
12:42He loves motorcycles.
12:45What is his plan for the day?
12:52He wants to relieve his stress by riding a Harley-Davidson.
12:55That's what he wants to do this year.
12:57Are you riding this?
12:59Yes, I'm riding a Harley-Davidson.
13:02I got my motorcycle license when I was 16.
13:06I see.
13:07My dad used to ride a motorcycle.
13:09When my dad put me on his motorcycle,
13:12I realized how good it felt to catch a cold.
13:15I didn't know that.
13:17Since then, I've been dreaming of riding a Harley-Davidson.
13:21Did you modify it?
13:23That's right.
13:24When I was a college student, I bought a Harley-Davidson for the first time.
13:27At first, I bought a 2010 model.
13:31The sound of an old motorcycle was better.
13:35I bought it in the 1950s.
13:38It was the fastest Harley-Davidson.
13:41It was inconvenient to ride a Harley-Davidson at that time.
13:44But it was fun to ride a Harley-Davidson.
13:47It felt really good.
13:49It was like a weird brain juice.
13:53When I stopped at the intersection,
13:57everyone looked at me.
13:59I still do that.
14:01When I ride a high-speed motorcycle,
14:03I look at the reflection of the road and run.
14:06I want to see my own distance.
14:09Everyone is looking at you.
14:11Everyone is looking at you.
14:13When I was a narcissist,
14:17no one looked at me.
14:19I think everyone does that.
14:21It's really inconvenient.
14:23I have a stomachache.
14:25It's really cute.
14:27I don't know.
14:28The other day,
14:30I had something to do at Omotesando.
14:33I went to Omotesando to buy a cell phone.
14:37I stopped at Omotesando and bought a cell phone.
14:39I went there for about 10 minutes.
14:41I went there for about 10 minutes,
14:42but I couldn't start the engine.
14:45I had only been riding for about 30 minutes,
14:47so I couldn't start the engine.
14:49I decided to do something myself.
14:51I removed all the plugs and battery cables.
14:55At Omotesando?
14:56There is a winding road at Omotesando.
14:58There is a beautiful place with a light up.
15:00I was riding under the illumination.
15:02I'm an idol, but I was lying on the floor.
15:04I removed the battery cable.
15:07I removed all the plugs.
15:09Did you feel good?
15:11He also rides a motorcycle.
15:14Is that so?
15:15Yes, Mr. Inada.
15:16He has a motorcycle.
15:18Are you a motorcycle?
15:20What?
15:21Are you a saddle?
15:23He is a saddle.
15:25He is a saddle.
15:26I'm sorry.
15:27He is a saddle.
15:28It's painful.
15:29It's painful.
15:30I've been sitting for a long time.
15:31Have you ever been on a saddle?
15:35I'm riding a saddle now.
15:37I'm riding a saddle.
15:39What are you riding?
15:41I'm riding a dragster 400 medium size.
15:44I'm riding a dragster 400 medium size.
15:45Excuse me.
15:46Where is Inada?
15:47Where is Inada?
15:48The upper part is Inada.
15:50The upper part is Inada.
15:51Where is the lower body?
15:53The upper part of the body is Inada.
15:55Where is Inada?
15:56The upper part of the body is Inada.
15:57The upper part of the body is black.
15:59The upper part of the body is black.
16:00How should I say this?
16:02The upper part of the body is white and black.
16:04You are too bad.
16:05I know.
16:06I know.
16:07It's difficult.
16:10You are cool.
16:11Do you like motorcycles?
16:13Yes.
16:14I have dry eyes.
16:15I'm crying.
16:17I don't drive.
16:18It's dangerous.
16:19You should change your helmet.
16:21Do you wear full-face helmet?
16:22I don't wear full-face helmet.
16:24I see.
16:25You should change your helmet.
16:28You should change your helmet.
16:29Where is my chin?
16:33I'll show you my chin.
16:35I had a colleague from Hiroshima.
16:40He took a detour for 12 hours to get his helmet.
16:43He took a detour for 12 hours to get his helmet.
16:45He took a detour for 12 hours to get his helmet.
16:47Yes, there is.
16:49If you want to get in, you get in.
16:51But...
16:53In the helmet,
16:55it's like this.
16:57You don't get in.
16:59You barely get in.
17:01You barely get in.
17:03You barely get in.
17:05It's tough.
17:07On a summer day,
17:09on a summer day,
17:11old bikes don't have radiators,
17:13so you put a stove under your feet.
17:15Wow!
17:17It's hot outside,
17:19and it's hot here,
17:21so in the summer,
17:23I got a heat stroke.
17:25I thought I was going to collapse
17:27if I drove like this.
17:29So I went to a convenience store,
17:31took off my helmet,
17:33bought 2 liters of water,
17:35and poured it on my head.
17:37That's so cool!
17:39I was sitting in the shade,
17:41and I poured water on myself.
17:43That's so cool!
17:45It's an emergency measure,
17:47but I poured water on myself.
17:49You're cool!
17:51I rested my bike,
17:53and I rested myself.
17:55Men think it's cool,
17:57don't they?
17:59What do you think?
18:01At first,
18:03I thought it would be cool
18:05if both men and women
18:07rode Harley-Davidson,
18:09so I thought I'd go for it.
18:11But I'm not good at it.
18:15It's a really cool hobby.
18:17I see.
18:19Is there anything else you want?
18:21I want to do that this year.
18:23I want a sewing machine.
18:25I also do leather crafting.
18:29I want a sewing machine for business.
18:31Come on!
18:33It's called carving.
18:35You push your shoulders in
18:37to soften the leather.
18:39It's a sewing machine for leather.
18:41It's expensive.
18:43It's really expensive.
18:45I found one at an auction.
18:47It was a good size,
18:49but it was vintage.
18:51You sew one by one
18:53by hand.
18:55But I'm not interested
18:57in vintage sewing machines.
18:59I want the latest one.
19:01It weighs 100 kg.
19:03I have one in my office.
19:05You do?
19:07It's an object.
19:09But I can't carry it.
19:11I see.
19:13I can't do it with two people.
19:15I have to carry it to work.
19:17But I have two people.
19:19I want to do it by hand.
19:21I see.
19:23I want to make a real saddle.
19:25You want to make a saddle?
19:27I want to make a saddle.
19:31I want to make a saddle.
19:33Why did you say that?
19:35I want to make a leather saddle.
19:37You're a professional.
19:39Ina-chan, leather!
19:41It's leather, but it's leather.
19:43I like leather.
19:45I want to make a saddle
19:47as big as Ina-chan's.
19:49I want her to take her shoulders off later.
19:51I can do that.
19:53I can do that.
19:57Next,
19:59we have
20:01Anzai Karen,
20:03an actress,
20:05and a singer.
20:09Anzai Karen
20:11is a heavy drinker.
20:13She can drink
20:15any kind of alcohol.
20:17What does she want to say
20:19this year?
20:21This year,
20:23I want to say goodbye to myself
20:25who drinks a lot.
20:27I love drinking.
20:29I drink alone at home
20:31every day.
20:33You know,
20:35Nikaido's No. 4 beer.
20:37I drink that alone
20:39every day.
20:41I like Sakeru Cheese
20:43and Akanishigai.
20:45Akanishigai?
20:47Akanishigai is good.
20:49I go home
20:51to a convenience store.
20:53Sakeru Cheese is popular.
20:55Sakeru Cheese is popular.
20:57I eat it
20:59like a thread.
21:01Do you want to do that?
21:03I want to eat it
21:05as thin as my hair.
21:07It's delicious.
21:09I eat it with a little bit of salt.
21:11You eat it with a little bit of salt.
21:13You eat it with a little bit of salt.
21:15You eat it with a little bit of salt.
21:17I haven't seen such a person
21:19since I was born.
21:21You eat it with a little bit of salt.
21:23It's good to drink at home,
21:25but I do it when I drink
21:27outside.
21:29I went to Fukuoka
21:31to travel with my friends.
21:33You know,
21:35at a bar,
21:37all the staff
21:39were drinking together.
21:41It was like a karaoke.
21:43At that time,
21:45I made a group line
21:47with my male friends.
21:49with my male friends.
21:51With ordinary people?
21:53I said,
21:55Let's drink in Tokyo next time.
21:57It's like a local magic.
21:59Is it a local magic?
22:01It's like a local magic.
22:03It's like a local magic.
22:05It's like all-Japan magic.
22:07It's like all-Japan magic.
22:09The next day,
22:11I really came.
22:17I went to Fukuoka
22:19to travel with my friends.
22:21I made a group line
22:23with my male friends.
22:25with my male friends.
22:27With ordinary people?
22:29Yes.
22:31I said,
22:33Let's drink in Tokyo next time.
22:35The next day,
22:37I really came.
22:39You said,
22:41Let's drink in Tokyo next time.
22:43You said,
22:45Let's drink in Tokyo next time.
22:47I was confused.
22:49Why did you come?
22:51Why did you come?
22:53Why did you come?
22:55I felt sorry for you.
22:57I felt sorry for you.
22:59I called my friends
23:01who were with me for 30 minutes.
23:03We drank for 30 minutes
23:05and went home.
23:07You went home?
23:09That's a lot of work.
23:11That's a lot of work.
23:13That's a lot of work.
23:15That's a lot of work.
23:17That's a lot of work.
23:19That's a lot of work.
23:21That's a lot of work.
23:23That's a lot of work.
23:25That's a lot of work.
23:27That's a lot of work.
23:29We still drink
23:31with our friends.
23:33Yes.
23:35I am always kind
23:37because I don't want to go home
23:39because I am drunk.
23:41We don't want to go home
23:43drunk.
23:45I don't want to be friends with him.
23:47I'm really fine.
23:49You're really fine when he says he's angry?
23:51I'm fine.
23:52You're not drunk, are you?
23:53I ran around the town of Hibuya.
23:56You ran?
23:57I ran away.
23:57But he was still dangerous.
23:59He was dangerous?
24:00He kept coming.
24:02Of course.
24:03I was so drunk.
24:05What?
24:06I was so drunk that I fell.
24:08That's the worst.
24:10The next morning, the sofa was covered in blood.
24:14Wow!
24:17There's one more thing I want to quit.
24:19What do you want to quit?
24:20I like gambling.
24:22No way!
24:25You're a gambler when you're drunk?
24:27He's an old man inside.
24:30He looks cute.
24:32What do you do?
24:33What do you do for gambling?
24:34I do almost everything.
24:35First, I go to Pachinko.
24:38Pachinko?
24:40I haven't heard that in a long time.
24:42Pachinko is the only thing you do in your hometown.
24:44When I go to Pachinko,
24:46there's a thing called a Nittobo.
24:50I put a lucky charm on it.
24:54You're an old man.
24:56You're an old man.
24:58I can't do that.
25:00What do you do for a living?
25:02I'm a prostitute.
25:03Wow!
25:04A prostitute!
25:05Wow!
25:06I used to think it was my job.
25:10I used to think it was my job.
25:13Between drinking and gambling, which do you want to quit?
25:17Drinking is easy to communicate with people.
25:20I can't quit.
25:22I'm definitely going to quit gambling this year.
25:25I see.
25:26It's hard to quit both.
25:29Have you ever made money?
25:30Of course.
25:33How much did you make?
25:34I don't spend a lot of money.
25:38But if it's a contract, I can make 200,000 yen in one shot.
25:41Wow!
25:42If I make 200,000 yen in one race,
25:45it'll be fun.
25:46That's right.
25:47I can't quit.
25:49If you ask me and the convenience store,
25:51you'll know.
25:52Really?
25:53You've gone to the bottom.
25:54The darkness looks deep.
25:58It's too shallow.
26:00I don't have a place to borrow money.
26:02So I went to borrow 500,000 yen from a friend.
26:07I asked him to lend me 500,000 yen.
26:09I can't change the name of the convenience store.
26:11So I asked him to lend me 500,000 yen.
26:15I have a lot of regular TV,
26:17so I want to lend him a lot of money.
26:19I want to lend him a lot of money.
26:21I didn't lend him 500,000 yen last year or two years ago.
26:28You have to be careful.
26:30I forgot.
26:32I forgot.
26:33Why did you try to run away?
26:39Here are the five stories we want you to listen to.
26:42Next is...
26:51Naoyuki Imabeppu from Yoshimoto Shinkigeki.
26:56Imabeppu, a 52-year-old loved character,
27:00appeared on Akashia TV.
27:05Wow.
27:06I'm not an idiot.
27:11He's a big fan of Sun Money.
27:13What did Imabeppu decide to change in 2025?
27:20I'm going to be popular this year.
27:22I'm going to say goodbye to my eight-year-old past.
27:26Thank you very much.
27:28Why?
27:31Please listen to me.
27:33I can't say goodbye.
27:35I can't.
27:37I had a great past for eight years.
27:40I had a great past where I couldn't cry because I felt sorry for my life.
27:45You also had a great life, didn't you?
27:51I had a past where I cried when I heard about it.
27:55Really?
27:56I didn't have any friends, so I didn't tell anyone.
27:59You sound like a mother of a guardian.
28:01I didn't tell anyone.
28:03I looked it up on the Internet.
28:07I was a poodle from the age of 20 to 27.
28:10Really?
28:12I stayed at home for about 10 days.
28:16But I couldn't stay at home.
28:18I was so depressed.
28:20I was so depressed.
28:22I went to Moriguchi from Amagasaki on a horseback.
28:26To do what?
28:28It's a journey with no destination.
28:30There is a destination.
28:32Moriguchi.
28:34You were called to Moriguchi.
28:36Did you feel the wind?
28:38I didn't feel the wind at all.
28:40Because it's a horseback.
28:43I went to Ion Mall on the second day.
28:45I ate bread and milk with the money I got from my parents.
28:50I didn't go home yet.
28:52I went to the Senri Banpaku Memorial Park.
28:54Really?
28:56It's a huge building and a scary place.
28:59I went there without looking at the sun.
29:02Then I went to Kawanishi, Hankyu, Takarazuka, Itami, and Amagasaki.
29:07I rode a bicycle for 9 hours a day.
29:09I did it more than 500 times from 20 to 27 years old.
29:14It was a great feeling.
29:16You did it because you liked it, didn't you?
29:18I did it because I liked it.
29:20No one called me when I graduated from high school.
29:24I felt like I was told to ride a bicycle.
29:28I rode a horseback.
29:30You were cursed.
29:32I was cursed.
29:34Then I joined NSC.
29:36I got a new license.
29:39It's been 24 years since then.
29:41Oh, really?
29:43I didn't cry.
29:45To be honest, I didn't cry.
29:47I know that.
29:49I'm sorry.
29:51I haven't had a girlfriend for 52 years since I was born.
29:55I know.
29:57I'm the same age as Takuya Kimura.
29:59I don't know.
30:01I've never had a girlfriend.
30:03I've been trying to do my best since last year.
30:05I started buying clothes.
30:07I bought a leather jacket.
30:09I bought an overall.
30:11Do you buy clothes with an overall?
30:13Yes.
30:15I've been buying clothes that my mom bought me.
30:17Really?
30:19You're lying.
30:21I've been buying clothes that my mom bought me.
30:23I've been buying clothes that my mom bought me.
30:25I've been serious since last year.
30:27I've changed a lot.
30:29I've changed my teeth.
30:31You look pretty.
30:33I changed my teeth to 120.
30:36You're pretty.
30:38Did you do that to make a girlfriend?
30:40Yes.
30:42I spent 300,000 yen on whitening.
30:44I spent 900,000 yen on ceramics.
30:46I spent 900,000 yen on ceramics.
30:48I bought a credit card.
30:50Oh!
30:52I bought it on a credit card.
30:54I thought it would be popular with girls.
30:56For girls!
30:58I made a taxi ticket.
31:00I made a taxi ticket.
31:02What?
31:04After the meal, he said,
31:05I'll give you money, so you can go home.
31:08What?
31:10Is there such a thing?
31:11So it's like a withdrawal?
31:13Yes.
31:13What?
31:14It's better than giving money, isn't it?
31:16It's better, isn't it?
31:17It's better than giving money, isn't it?
31:17It's better than giving money, isn't it?
31:18So I thought I was finally ready,
31:23so I started a matching app.
31:24Oh, that's great.
31:26That's brave.
31:27It's popular now.
31:29The profile picture is also very solid.
31:30That's great.
31:32It's got a lot of personal information on it.
31:34That's great.
31:35It's too much for an entertainer.
31:38It's like, I can't upload all of this.
31:40I saw this and he liked it.
31:43Then the talk started.
31:44He said it was Saturday and he was off today,
31:47so I said, let's meet up.
31:48He said, let's meet up.
31:51On that day.
31:53On that day?
31:54Yes.
31:55We met up at Sanomiya Oppa.
31:57Then he said,
31:59I'm here.
32:00I thought, wow, he's here.
32:01He's here. He promised me.
32:02We were like, hello.
32:03He said, would you like to eat something?
32:05Right away?
32:06Yes, yes.
32:06Right away?
32:07He said, I'm here! Would you like to eat something?
32:10He said, he wanted to eat oysters.
32:12I said, let's eat oysters.
32:13She wanted to eat oysters?
32:15She said she wanted to eat oysters.
32:15She said she wanted to eat oysters?
32:17He wanted to drink beer.
32:18A woman who wanted to eat oysters?
32:21What's gonna happen to him?
32:24He said he wanted to eat oysters.
32:26He's a great person.
32:27I didn't want to drag it on for too long, so I talked for about two hours.
32:31You talked, and you said,
32:32I'm going to make it cool and return it today.
32:34I thought I'd return it.
32:35But you made the girls laugh a lot.
32:36I made them laugh a lot.
32:38How?
32:39Shima Daichi Nosuke-san,
32:41at 6am, he said,
32:42I'm going to open a hair salon.
32:45A big explosion!
32:46It was a big explosion.
32:47He was doing such a rude thing,
32:49and it was a big explosion.
32:53There's more, right?
32:54Yoshida Yutaka,
32:55I went to his company for 7 years,
32:56and he said,
32:57Wow!
32:58There's someone like that?
32:59That's so funny!
33:00I laughed.
33:01Come here!
33:02Kawabata Yasushi-san,
33:04I was talking about the U.S. presidential election,
33:07and I said,
33:08I'm going to make it cool and return it.
33:09Wow!
33:10That's so funny!
33:12I said,
33:13I'm going to make it cool and return it.
33:14What?
33:15The girls laughed a lot.
33:17It was a big explosion.
33:18I laughed a lot!
33:20But I thought I shouldn't rush it.
33:22That's right.
33:24Even on the second date,
33:25the girls laughed a lot
33:27in the new drama episode.
33:31On the third date,
33:32they had a chance to get closer.
33:37On the third date,
33:38it was her birthday week.
33:40Her birthday week?
33:42Isn't she from the water business?
33:44No, no, no.
33:45No, no, no.
33:48Are you calling it her birthday week?
33:50Isn't she a club member?
33:52Isn't she?
33:53No.
33:54On her birthday,
33:55she was with her mom.
33:56With her family.
33:57On the other day,
33:58she was with a girl friend.
33:59I had her open the door for me.
34:01I made a reservation at a pub
34:03that she wanted to go to.
34:05I bought her a birthday cake
34:07at Sannomiya early.
34:09That's so cool!
34:10I went to the pub
34:11and asked her to drive me there
34:12at the right time.
34:14Right after that?
34:15I gave her a gift.
34:16It was from Jill Stuart.
34:17What?
34:18It was from Jill Stuart.
34:19What?
34:20Did you hear that?
34:21You went to Sannomiya?
34:22I searched it on my phone.
34:25Jill Stuart is so popular.
34:27I thought I should go with her.
34:30If I went with Jill Stuart,
34:31I might get seen by someone.
34:33That's not true.
34:34You won't get seen.
34:35I might get seen.
34:36You won't get seen.
34:37You don't have to be seen.
34:38You don't have to be seen.
34:39You can just put on makeup.
34:41I don't want to be seen later.
34:42I don't want to be seen.
34:43I don't want to be called a senior.
34:44I don't want that.
34:45I don't want that.
34:46So she came and talked to me.
34:48Again?
34:49She asked me to sleep with her on her birthday.
34:51I was so happy.
34:52I hugged her.
34:53I didn't speak.
34:55I was so happy.
34:57Oh, really?
34:58What was that face?
34:59What was that face?
35:00What was that face?
35:01I was like,
35:02What was that face?
35:03You were like this?
35:04You were like this?
35:05Cute.
35:06So cute.
35:07It looked like you were being discovered.
35:08I've been looking at your makeup forever.
35:11This is great.
35:13You look so good now.
35:16It's like he's discovered her.
35:20I'm not sure if I can say this, but I'm going to say it.
35:23So my girlfriend came over and we talked for a bit.
35:26I was sleeping on my birthday and she was like,
35:28Oh!
35:29She was so happy.
35:30And I didn't say anything about the reason.
35:35What's with that face?
35:36What are you doing?
35:37Now, now, now.
35:38I'm going to tell the clerk.
35:41You're so obvious.
35:43You're so obvious.
35:45I've been watching you.
35:47Thank you. This is wonderful.
35:49Now, now, now.
35:50Now, now, now.
35:51Now, now, now.
35:53I'm going to tell the clerk.
35:56She was so happy.
35:59And we got all excited.
36:02I didn't know what to do.
36:04I thought maybe I should tell her.
36:06This is your third time.
36:08You should tell her.
36:09I thought maybe I should tell her.
36:11And she said,
36:13It's early in the morning tomorrow.
36:17She said that in advance.
36:19So I thought maybe I should tell her.
36:22I thought maybe I should tell her.
36:24What?
36:25Don't rush.
36:26Don't rush.
36:27Don't rush.
36:28Don't rush.
36:29Calm down.
36:30Calm down.
36:31Calm down.
36:32Calm down.
36:33Calm down, man.
36:34Calm down, man.
36:36And we made our fourth promise.
36:38You made it?
36:39She was on the train on her way home.
36:42On the train?
36:43Yes.
36:44And the fourth day came.
36:46She was fired.
36:48What?
36:49She had an appointment.
36:51What?
36:52So suddenly?
36:53Yes.
36:54You're hired on the job.
36:56I worked for a few hours.
36:58I asked her if she wanted to come.
37:00If she sent you again?
37:01I couldn't get a record.
37:02I don't know if she sent you again.
37:05She didn't say that.
37:07She didn't say that.
37:08She didn't say that.
37:10I think she did.
37:12I think she did.
37:13She didn't say that.
37:14So I thought I'd send her an e-mail.
37:18But I thought I'd quit.
37:19I thought this was the answer.
37:20But it was bad.
37:22What's wrong with you?
37:23You're in a hurry.
37:25You're still on the other side.
37:28That's right.
37:29Shigemori, as a woman, what do you think?
37:31As a woman, it's disgusting.
37:35Wait a minute.
37:37That's a little red.
37:39What's the most disgusting part?
37:41I met my boyfriend.
37:43I met my boyfriend.
37:44I'm exhausted.
37:46You were exhausted?
37:48It all came in a manual.
37:50Oh, that's right.
37:51It came in a manual.
37:52You can use it to rent a car.
37:53You can use it to get a taxi ticket.
37:54You can use it to get a taxi ticket.
37:55You can use it to get a taxi ticket.
37:56You can use it to get a taxi ticket.
37:57The feelings of people are not easy.
38:00Oh, that's right.
38:02She's really angry.
38:03She's really angry.
38:04You get so much information from books.
38:06I thought it was not fun to be with the information I looked up on the Internet.
38:12I see. It's like the search engine is doing it from the top.
38:16I see.
38:17There's no search engine.
38:20Here are the 5 stories we want you to listen to.
38:23The next one is...
38:26An entertainer from Higashi-Osaka.
38:29Monster Engine Nishimori.
38:32Up until now, he has developed 12 kinds of inventions for you.
38:37What is the theme of his 13th invention?
38:43This year, he will compete with the new version of his invention.
38:49I made a mistake last time.
38:51I flipped the okonomiyaki.
38:53You flipped it over?
38:54Yes, I flipped it over.
38:55I was able to do it perfectly during the rehearsal.
38:58You were able to do it perfectly.
38:59But during the actual performance, something went wrong.
39:01Something went wrong!
39:03So I made it again.
39:06When he was young, he went to the okonomiyaki shop with the ball titan.
39:10Because he couldn't flip the okonomiyaki well, the titan was angry.
39:16The shape of my okonomiyaki was a little weird.
39:19That's right.
39:20I'm going to kill you!
39:21I'm going to grill you!
39:23I'm going to break you!
39:25He said, I'm going to go home!
39:28I'm never going to eat okonomiyaki with you again!
39:31I'm going to kill you!
39:34Therefore, Nishimori developed a machine that can easily flip the okonomiyaki for the sake of the titan.
39:42Here I go!
39:50It was a huge failure!
39:55This time, I'm going to do it perfectly.
39:57I have a promise that I'm going to compete with the titan.
40:00Really?
40:01Yes.
40:02Please bring it to me.
40:03I'm looking forward to it.
40:05If it goes well, I'm going to get angry at the titan.
40:08So, this time, he's going to try to flip the okonomiyaki for the sake of the titan.
40:17It's flipping very well.
40:20I think I can do it.
40:22It flips 5 times more dynamically than before.
40:26I think I can do it 100%.
40:29Nishimori is full of confidence.
40:31However, all the inventions he has made so far have been a huge failure.
40:36Will he be able to succeed this time?
40:39Which invention is it?
40:42Here it is.
40:44It's perfect.
40:45Here it is.
40:46The shape is a little different this time.
40:48Before, I used gravity.
40:50Yes, that's right.
40:51I thought it was a little different to use gravity.
40:55So, you thought you had to use gravity.
40:57That's right.
40:58If I can do it with my technique, I can do it.
41:01So, I'm going to put this on here and do this.
41:06Then, I'm going to do this.
41:09I saw that.
41:10I didn't bring the okonomiyaki.
41:12That's right.
41:13How heavy is it?
41:14It's 15 kg.
41:16It's heavy.
41:18But, isn't this hand faster?
41:21It's faster, isn't it?
41:22No, if you do it with your hand, it will be crushed.
41:24That's why it's the limit.
41:25I see.
41:26It will fail, right?
41:27That's right.
41:28That's why the giant is angry because I baked it roughly.
41:31I see.
41:32So, you don't have to bake it by hand.
41:35It's a long-distance.
41:36It's a long-distance.
41:37That's how far it goes.
41:39That's how far it goes.
41:40That's a lot.
41:41I'm scared.
41:42Is this okonomiyaki table okay?
41:45It's okay.
41:47This is no doubt.
41:48Don't worry.
41:49It's okay.
41:50It's okay.
41:53To be honest, I don't know if it's delicious.
41:55Isn't it hot?
41:59Don't worry.
42:00It will be successful.
42:02If you turn it upside down, it will fail.
42:04You have to do like this.
42:07Anyone can do it.
42:08Anyone can do it.
42:09I see.
42:10You can't turn it upside down.
42:12That's where it fails.
42:14That's where it fails.
42:16You can't do it here.
42:19You can't do it.
42:20This is your research.
42:23You don't have to help me.
42:25I can do it without touching it.
42:26Can you do it without touching it?
42:27Yes.
42:28What are you doing?
42:29I'm looking straight at it.
42:30Look straight at it.
42:31Do you have to adjust it so much?
42:33He is a crazy person.
42:36He is cool.
42:37He is a sniper.
42:38He is a sniper.
42:39He is aiming.
42:40Let's do it.
42:41Mr. Ishimori, please.
42:43I can't run away this time.
42:453, 2, 1.
42:54You did it.
42:55Good job.
43:00Throw it.
43:01There…
43:03You did it.
43:04There…
43:05Did I do good?
43:06You did it.
43:08Did I do good?
43:09You did good.
43:10Is she fine with that?
43:11She did good.
43:12Is she fine with that?
43:13I was doing what I could.
43:14You did good.
43:15Did I do good?
43:16It was good.
43:17It was good.
43:18You did good.
43:19You did good.
43:20You did good.
43:21I was doing it well.
43:22You're doing this for the sake of success, aren't you?
43:26What is this atmosphere?
43:29It's okay to succeed.
43:30It's okay to succeed.
43:31I'm doing this for the sake of success.
43:33It's okay to succeed.
43:35And it's beautiful.
43:37It's beautiful.
43:38Really?
43:39What kind of attitude is that?
43:41Is it okay?
43:42Are you going to take the version of being worried?
43:44That's right.
43:47That's right.
43:48It's really difficult.
43:50You can do it like this.
43:52Me?
43:53That's right.
43:54What's the trick?
43:55The trick is not to think about it.
43:56If you do it boldly,
43:58put your hand under it.
44:01Like this?
44:02That's right.
44:03Put your hand under it.
44:05I'll do it.
44:06Please.
44:073, 2, 1.
44:20I'll do this.
44:22I'll do this.
44:29Who was the best today?
44:36Mayurika, Mayurika, Imabeppu, Nishimori, Imabeppu, and Kouchi.
44:41Today's three people are Mayurika, Imabeppu, and Yamaki Utsunomiya.
44:47Thank you very much.
44:48Thank you very much.
44:49Thank you very much.
44:50What do you think, Mayurika?
44:51Yes.
44:52I feel sorry for her.
44:56I feel sorry for her.
44:58That's right.
44:59There's no way to throw her away.
45:01There's no way to throw her away.
45:02So I wonder how long she'll be with him.
45:04It's a difficult question.
45:06I didn't think he was so talkative.
45:09Talkative.
45:10That's right.