Mehmaan Buzurg Nay Goga Pisroori Ko Sath Lejanay Say Inkar Kardiya
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00:00Hoshi Aryan. Hoshi Aryan.
00:03Welcome back, viewers.
00:05We have a guest from Afghanistan with us.
00:08He is a fan of our show. Let's talk to him.
00:11Greetings.
00:12Greetings. Thank you for inviting us here.
00:17Hoshi Aryan, I watch your show in Kandahar.
00:20You can watch it here.
00:21It's a long show. You'll get tired if you stand here.
00:24Yes. I want to visit Kandahar.
00:27Will you take us to Kandahar?
00:28I'll take you to Kandahar.
00:31But I'll put this red and black thing on Mazar Sharif.
00:38Okay. You'll take us to Afghanistan.
00:40No, Mr. Arun. I'll put this on Mazar Sharif in Lahore.
00:50Mr. Agha, don't sell it. Don't sell it.
00:52You'll lose your mind.
00:53No.
00:59Tell me.
01:02Mr. Khan.
01:04I like this fat man, Patlu.
01:06Why?
01:07He talks and gets angry.
01:09I laugh a lot when he slaps me.
01:12He is laughing.
01:13Not that.
01:14He slapped me 10-15 times.
01:15No. Not that.
01:16He slapped me once.
01:18I told him to slap me.
01:21It's not like that, Mr. Khan.
01:23Come here. I'll serve you.
01:25I'll take you to Singhpura.
01:30Why will you take us to Singhpura?
01:31A man sells pistachios there.
01:35Is it?
01:35I have 17-18 brothers and sisters.
01:38Is it? What do you do?
01:40I have two wives and 13 kids.
01:43Yes.
01:44I do import and export business.
01:45How many kids do you have?
01:4613.
01:47He has become a part of the family.
01:48Cut it.
01:50You promised to give me two kids.
01:52Give me two and a half or two and a half kids.
01:58Mr. Arun, do you know why Mr. Agha is sitting like this?
02:01Why?
02:02He is in pain.
02:04How did you come here?
02:06Do you have any work here?
02:07I came here to talk to you.
02:10I have a big complaint with the young generation.
02:14Oh!
02:15I want to tell you.
02:16Yes, tell me.
02:17If you find a solution, I'll be grateful to you.
02:20Yes, tell me.
02:20Mr. Arun, Mr. Agha and Mr. Salim
02:24were spending all their time on their mobile phones.
02:27Oh!
02:27Facebook, WhatsApp, Instagram, Snapchat,
02:31TikTok, X, etc.
02:33Yes, yes.
02:34Post status, post a story.
02:36A one and a half minute story is made on Instagram.
02:38A minute reel is made on Facebook.
02:39A YouTube shot is made.
02:41I don't know what all things are there.
02:42Is the research complete?
02:44How do you know so many things?
02:46Look at him. He is of today's generation.
02:48Tell him not to do this. This is bad.
02:50He says, you don't know anything.
02:52I said, at least find out what's in it.
02:54Did you see it?
02:55I saw it with the eyes of hatred.
02:58Mr. Arun, when the gate is opened..
03:01Yes.
03:03It takes a long time.
03:05Yes.
03:06You can spend the night.
03:07But you have to leave in the morning.
03:08There is a cat under the gate.
03:12I don't understand one thing.
03:13The watchman always used to say..
03:15Yes.
03:15..that no one has come to this mansion for 40 years.
03:18No one.
03:18Then who is paying you?
03:19Yes.
03:20He is thinking about it.
03:22He had a job.
03:23Yes.
03:23He brought a one cheque payment.
03:26Mr. Agha, I often wonder
03:28when you got clean sweeped.
03:30You mean, my hair got cleaned?
03:32Yes, you got clean sweeped.
03:33Yes, my hair.
03:34Sir, when did you become bald?
03:36Sir, when did you become bald?
03:40When did you become bald?
03:41It was not going to happen
03:43if you had forgiven him.
03:44Yes.
03:46Mr. Agha's entire hair was..
03:49It's about your manhood.
03:52By the way, Goge, you shouldn't have worn a turtleneck
03:54over this neck.
03:55No. I think, this neck is made for this neck.
03:59Mr. Haroon, then why didn't you hide your face?
04:01He is not smart enough to wear a mask.
04:04Mr. Haroon, today his wife praised his high neck.
04:07Okay.
04:08She said, you look very good from here to there.
04:11Goge's wife had brought a pair of tongs here.
04:13Okay.
04:14His friend said, what happened?
04:15He said, he got a tattoo from Egypt.
04:17You people are busy with your talks.
04:19I am telling you something important.
04:21Yes, tell us.
04:21Today's generation watches Netflix.
04:25They watch some crime.
04:28There is a series on Netflix.
04:29Excuse me.
04:31I have seen a series on that.
04:32Excuse me.
04:33Okay.
04:34Episode number six of that series.
04:36Useless.
04:38What?
04:39What?
04:39What is so useless?
04:40Sir, we have come to Punjab to buy stairs.
04:43We have come to Punjab to buy stairs.
04:45If you haven't seen it, then how do you know
04:48that its episode number six..
04:49Is six and that is useless.
04:51I have seen it.
04:52But from the point of view of hatred.
04:55No, not from the point of view of hatred.
04:57I have seen it with my own eyes.
05:00All the movies, shows and series on Netflix
05:05are all useless.
05:07No, you cannot say across the board
05:09that everything is useless.
05:10Exactly.
05:11This is useless.
05:12How can you say that?
05:13I have seen it with my own eyes.
05:14All of them?
05:15All of them are useless.
05:16You have seen all the movies?
05:17I have seen everything from the point of view of hatred.
05:21You have hatred in your eyes.
05:23You have love in your eyes.
05:26Mr. Arun, you know that for Netflix
05:28and Amazon Prime Video, you have to pay.
05:31Of course.
05:31If you have to pay, you have to get a Netflix account.
05:35How do you get an account on Netflix?
05:37It happens. People share screens.
05:40You get a Netflix account for Rs. 350 per month.
05:44Really?
05:44Yes.
05:45But we have got two credit cards made for this work.
05:48But from the point of view of hatred.
05:51Why are you asking me?
05:53What happened?
05:54Sir, he is asking me why I am doing this
05:56so that he does not see me with hatred.
05:59How many of you know that
06:01the part of the Terminator film is Matrix?
06:07No, I don't know.
06:08I have read this somewhere.
06:09Yes.
06:10It is somehow related.
06:12Yes, it is the same writer.
06:14Actually, many people did not understand Matrix.
06:16Yes.
06:17They could not comprehend it.
06:19If you watch the entire Terminator series
06:21and you know that it is his part,
06:22then you will understand.
06:24Sir, the part where he says that he has grown up with hatred.
06:27That is where he starts speaking in English.
06:30Your question is over.
06:31Can I go back?
06:32Yes, you can go back.
06:34Oh, God!
06:35Where is he?
06:36He is not the question.
06:37He understood Urdu and Salim.
06:39I see.
06:42Sukhpal, Sumru promised a girl.
06:44She said, a girl has promised you.
06:47She promises.
06:49Then?
06:49She looks at him later and criticises him.
06:56Viewers, it is time for a short break.
06:58Do not go anywhere.
06:59We will meet after the break.
07:00Gogol is walking down the road.
07:02Okay.
07:02He is in the middle of the road and he fell down.
07:04Then?
07:04The man standing next to him says,
07:05hold my hands.
07:06He says, you leave me, hold the soap.
07:09Yesterday, I told the dogs in Dandiwad that they can take me with them, but I won't go fight.