EEPHUS Trailer

EEPHUS Trailer - official movie trailer HD

Transcript

00:00Take me out to the ball game, take me out to the crowd, buy me some peanuts and cracker

00:11jacks.

00:12Come on, let's hear it for Julie.

00:15Gentlemen, let's play.

00:18The vote has been passed to begin construction on the currently unnamed middle school in

00:24Douglas.

00:25Let's go, last one, let's make it count.

00:29It means building on top of Soldier's Field where recreational baseball teams have faced

00:34off for decades.

00:36There's just one big backyard, my backyard.

00:41I need to be put down.

00:50Last game.

00:53Now we're sitting down to it.

00:59Time!

01:01You play ball, kid?

01:02Yeah.

01:05Do yourself a favor, don't.

01:10It's all combat.

01:12Life, this game, combat.

01:18It's nice to be back on this grass field.

01:20It's a shame those pricks are building a school here.

01:23Can't quit this field, huh?

01:28Doesn't want to stop playing.

01:29Well, what are we doing here?

01:30Come on!

01:32Get going, now the whole game will be pointless.

01:35It was already pointless, fellas.

01:39Hey, Meade, throw the Ephus.

01:41Ephus pitches a type of curveball so unnaturally slow that it confuses the batter.

01:46Makes him lose track of time.

01:47It's kind of like baseball.

01:48I'm looking around for something to happen.

01:50Poof, game's over.

01:53I've been watching this for an hour and I still don't understand baseball.