Oh Putin

Oh Putin, you stubborn old bear,
Won't negotiate? Well, I don't care!
If you keep acting like such an ass,
I'll send mercenaries to fuck you, en masse!


Chorus:
Oh Putin, if you don't want to negotiate,
I'll get some mercenaries to fuck your ass.
They'll storm your Kremlin at a rapid rate,
And teach you lessons that'll surely last!


Your power's slipping, can't you see?
My boys will school you in democracy.
They'll bend you over their knee,
And spank some sense into your policy!


Your oligarchs can't save you now,
As my mercs make you their political sow.
They'll drain your coffers, and how!
Till you're ready to take a humble bow.


(Repeat Chorus)


So listen up, you Kremlin clown,
My diplomatic force is coming to town.
They'll turn your world upside down,
And wear your ego like a crown!


Your stubbornness will be your fall,
As my team breaches your mental wall.
They'll make you answer freedom's call,
Till you're no longer standing tall at all!