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00:00:00Mom, can you please wake up soon? I just don't know how much longer I can do this.
00:00:13Miss Jones! Sweetheart! You owe us a hundred and twenty thousand, plus interest.
00:00:21Just give me a few more days, okay? My mom's condition is getting worse.
00:00:26Okay, since I'm a nice guy, I'll give you a way to pay.
00:00:30Really?
00:00:32A very powerful man wants to meet you. Give him a night he won't forget, and your death will be settled.
00:00:40I can't do that. I won't.
00:00:49Stop it! What are you doing? Stop!
00:00:54Mom! Mom! Okay, fine! Fine, I'll do it! Mom, are you okay? I'm so sorry.
00:01:06Tonight, nine p.m., the Intercontinental Hotel.
00:01:12You'll be with the CEO of the Avanade Group.
00:01:16And don't even think about backing out.
00:01:19Or you and your mama.
00:01:22I'm sorry.
00:01:31And to all the illegal syndicates threatening this country and the safety of its citizens, we're coming for you.
00:01:39We will make America strong again.
00:01:42Okay, news cut!
00:01:48That's really good. Thank you.
00:02:21Okay.
00:02:31Big shot coming through.
00:02:45Who's that?
00:02:47You. Go around back.
00:02:50Go around back.
00:03:00Based on the reports, our enemies are closing in. The White House isn't safe.
00:03:20Who are you supposed to be?
00:03:22Room service.
00:03:28Let me help you.
00:03:33Get out.
00:03:37Do you feel it?
00:03:39It's a new drug.
00:03:41A powerful effroduciate.
00:03:44Do you feel it?
00:03:46It's a new drug.
00:03:47A powerful effroduciate.
00:03:50And truth serum.
00:03:53You won't be able to resist.
00:03:56I can try.
00:04:29Don't even think about backing out.
00:04:31Or you and your mama come for her.
00:04:35Where is he?
00:04:41Lucinda!
00:04:44Lucinda!
00:04:48I'm so sorry. I must be in the wrong room. I'll leave.
00:04:55Are you okay?
00:05:01Please, don't go.
00:05:05Help me.
00:05:13Don't go.
00:05:40Don't go.
00:05:44Who is he?
00:05:49Where the hell are you?
00:05:54I'm on my way.
00:06:06Hi. Welcome to Just for Chicken. Here's our menu. What can I get for you today?
00:06:14Sir, we've captured the Russian spies last night.
00:06:17We need to keep our guard up.
00:06:19We're going to try something again soon.
00:06:25Go.
00:06:26Sir, are you okay?
00:06:27Are you hit?
00:06:28I'm fine. I'm fine.
00:06:29Go. Go. Go.
00:06:30Stay down. Head down. Head down.
00:06:37Stop. Stop here.
00:06:38Go. Go. Go. Go.
00:06:39Out. Out. Out.
00:06:40Quick. Get out.
00:06:43Sir, behind the car. Behind the car.
00:06:57What the...
00:07:05What happened?
00:07:07Help me.
00:07:10Why is he here?
00:07:11Oh my God. Are you okay?
00:07:34I'm sorry. I was not trying to explain.
00:07:38Oh my God. You really need to go to the hospital. Like right now.
00:07:41If the media finds out, it'll cause a panic. I can't.
00:07:44Okay. Then just let me help you, okay?
00:08:01You're pretty good at that.
00:08:03I, um... I grew up on a farm.
00:08:06It's not that much different than bandaging a cow.
00:08:12So, your name's Claire?
00:08:14Huh?
00:08:15I want to know your name.
00:08:17Yeah. Yeah, my name's Claire.
00:08:20Claire.
00:08:23I'm William.
00:08:26It's nice to meet you.
00:08:29These Russian mercenaries.
00:08:31Nothing but pawns.
00:08:33Foolishly dying for their corrupt leaders.
00:08:39If they want to come after me,
00:08:42let's hit back harder.
00:08:44Yes, sir.
00:08:47One more thing.
00:08:49The girl.
00:08:50The one who saved me.
00:08:52Bring her to my hotel room tonight.
00:08:54Sir, you don't have to do this.
00:08:56Bring her to my hotel room tonight.
00:08:58Sir, you've never been interested.
00:09:00And he won't amend your arm.
00:09:02I mean...
00:09:03Mike, just bring her to me.
00:09:09Sorry to keep you waiting.
00:09:12Have a seat.
00:09:17I wanted to thank you for saving me.
00:09:21Twice.
00:09:26If there's ever anything that I can do for you,
00:09:30just ask.
00:09:36Will you marry me?
00:09:43Marry you?
00:09:47Marry you?
00:09:49If we get married, I won't be sold off to some rich guy as a toy.
00:09:53Yeah, I mean...
00:09:54It'll just be temporary.
00:09:56And I really won't cause you any trouble.
00:09:58Would you...
00:10:00please do me this favor?
00:10:03You don't know who I am?
00:10:05Should I?
00:10:08She really doesn't know who I am.
00:10:15Has anyone ever told you you look like the President?
00:10:23Oh my God, wait, are you the President?
00:10:25No.
00:10:26Yeah, they're wrong. I'm just...
00:10:29his double.
00:10:31His double?
00:10:32Yeah, being the President is dangerous.
00:10:34Oh, so...
00:10:36like what happened this morning,
00:10:38being his double is also dangerous.
00:10:40Exactly.
00:10:44Are you sure you want to marry me?
00:10:47I mean, I don't mind.
00:10:48Due to the confidential nature of my job,
00:10:52I can't have a wedding.
00:10:55You okay with that?
00:10:57I don't care about any of that anyway.
00:11:06Now that we're married, you'll live here.
00:11:09Don't worry, I've set up a room for you.
00:11:12I'll pay off my loan as soon as I can.
00:11:14I don't want to drag you into this.
00:11:16Make yourself at home.
00:11:18Alright.
00:11:19Well, um...
00:11:21I'm gonna go take a shower.
00:11:25Thanks.
00:11:29I don't want anyone knowing about my marriage,
00:11:31or my...
00:11:33wife.
00:11:35I need to keep her safe.
00:11:40But I need to know she's up to something.
00:11:44You turned this thing on.
00:11:47Oh my god!
00:11:51You okay in there?
00:11:55You okay in there?
00:11:57Yeah, I'm fine.
00:11:58You sure?
00:12:02This is so embarrassing.
00:12:05Actually...
00:12:07I twisted my ankle,
00:12:08and I'm naked.
00:12:10Oh.
00:12:12Oh no.
00:12:14I'll cover my eyes.
00:12:17Okay.
00:12:21Okay, I'm coming in.
00:12:47Okay.
00:13:01I'll be right back.
00:13:14Oh, um...
00:13:15It's okay.
00:13:16My ankle actually feels so much better.
00:13:24What is that?
00:13:25Sorry.
00:13:26It's just your shoulder.
00:13:27It's burnt.
00:13:32You know what?
00:13:33Actually, I can do that.
00:13:35Thanks.
00:13:37Get some rest.
00:13:39Yeah, goodnight.
00:13:40Goodnight.
00:13:45Goodnight.
00:13:50You imbecile!
00:13:53That woman, she left me sitting there
00:13:55all night
00:13:56alone!
00:13:57That's your fault!
00:13:59I should kill you.
00:14:01I'm sorry, sir.
00:14:02Please calm down.
00:14:04I can explain.
00:14:05Where is that wretched woman?
00:14:07Where?
00:14:08Don't worry, sir.
00:14:10I'll get her for you.
00:14:12For the life
00:14:13of the...
00:14:16...
00:14:18He's actually pretty sweet.
00:14:28What are you...
00:14:30Dear Stuka.
00:14:31Oh, dear.
00:14:33I went to the hotel
00:14:35in that dress.
00:14:36What more do you want?
00:14:38This is about much more than money.
00:14:40You pissed off some careful people.
00:14:41Did I not tell you this would happen?
00:14:43I walked into the wrong room
00:14:44and I met my husband.
00:14:46So let me go
00:14:48or he's gonna come after you.
00:14:50Your husband?
00:14:51Few people in the world
00:14:52could save you from this mess.
00:15:03Get my helicopter ready.
00:15:04Deploy the SWAT team, now.
00:15:12Ivanov, if you harm her...
00:15:14I won't let a single one of you out alive.
00:15:24Where's the SWAT team?
00:15:26SWAT team's five out.
00:15:29Looks like I'll have to handle this myself.
00:15:31What?
00:15:32You're going down there alone, sir?
00:15:40All right, boys.
00:15:41Before the boss hits the slice,
00:15:43how about we get a taste?
00:15:45Stay away from me!
00:15:48Poor girl.
00:15:49No one will find you here.
00:15:53And you can forget
00:15:55about your husband saving you.
00:16:00I've got just the thing for you.
00:16:03And you can consider this
00:16:05a wedding gift.
00:16:09No!
00:16:10Stop!
00:16:11Please let me go!
00:16:13Follow me.
00:16:15No!
00:16:16No, please!
00:16:17Please!
00:16:32Oh, God.
00:16:42You're so dead.
00:16:48I'm sorry I'm late.
00:16:49You actually came after me?
00:16:51Of course I came.
00:16:52Your husband.
00:16:57Boss.
00:16:58Isn't that the president?
00:17:00The president wouldn't be with a girl like her.
00:17:03You just made the biggest mistake of your life.
00:17:05She messed with the big shot first.
00:17:07The CEO of the Evenaf Group.
00:17:09You don't want to know how careful he is.
00:17:13You mean this clown?
00:17:21Who do you think gave me your location?
00:17:23You idiot.
00:17:25You didn't check her background?
00:17:27We're all gonna die here today.
00:17:29That's it.
00:17:30That's it.
00:17:32Zach Nees!
00:17:33I've been waiting to exterminate you pests for a while.
00:17:36Didn't think you'd deliver yourselves.
00:17:39Shoot him!
00:17:57I'm sorry!
00:17:58We didn't know she was your wife!
00:18:02Taste your own medicine.
00:18:03Oh, my legs!
00:18:04Right!
00:18:07You can't do this!
00:18:08Who are you?
00:18:09No!
00:18:10No!
00:18:11Please don't do this!
00:18:12No!
00:18:13No!
00:18:14No!
00:18:15No!
00:18:16No!
00:18:25Don't look back.
00:18:29Don't look back.
00:18:32Keep your eyes on me.
00:18:47Did that scare you?
00:18:50Sometimes I have to do the president's dirty work.
00:18:59Let's go home.
00:19:07Right, sir.
00:19:08The White House banquet is all set.
00:19:10Politicians, foreign ambassadors,
00:19:127th of July clothing and attendants.
00:19:14Thank you, Mike.
00:19:15And, um, don't forget, sir,
00:19:17you'll need a plus one.
00:19:19Having a date will make you seem more approachable, sir.
00:19:25Come in.
00:19:27Come in.
00:19:32Mr. President,
00:19:33here's the new education reform proposal.
00:19:39Thank you, Senator Thompson.
00:19:40I'll review it and get back to you.
00:19:44Is there anything else?
00:19:45Well, Mr. President,
00:19:48if you don't mind,
00:19:49I can be your date for the party.
00:19:52That's very nice of you,
00:19:55but I already have someone in mind.
00:20:00Of course, Mr. President.
00:20:03I won't keep you any longer then.
00:20:09How is that possible?
00:20:11The president has always been single.
00:20:16Hey, can you find something out for me?
00:20:21Claire likes Taylor Swift.
00:20:25Let's book her for the party.
00:20:27Yes, sir.
00:20:44Hey, did you hear a favorite artist has a show coming up?
00:20:47Wait, Taylor Swift?
00:20:48Where?
00:20:49The White House banquet.
00:20:51Oh, the White House.
00:20:52Yeah, too bad. I heard it's her last show.
00:20:55Oh, it would be amazing to see her, like, just once.
00:21:01My uncle works as a secretary at the White House.
00:21:04He didn't get an invite.
00:21:05You think you're getting in?
00:21:06No, I was just saying.
00:21:08With all that grease on you,
00:21:09the only way you're getting in is in your dreams.
00:21:15Here's your chicken.
00:21:19Who's that?
00:21:22Miss Jones?
00:21:23Yes?
00:21:25Did you want to order some chicken?
00:21:27No, I'm okay. Thank you, though.
00:21:29I'm here on behalf of the White House.
00:21:30We're going to give you an invitation to the banquet.
00:21:39Me?
00:21:40Yes, you. Here.
00:21:42Please keep that safe, okay?
00:21:47Okay?
00:21:48I'm going.
00:21:51What is going on?
00:21:55Huh.
00:22:16Hey.
00:22:17Um, do you happen to know anything about this invitation?
00:22:21Yes, I arranged it for you.
00:22:24Huh?
00:22:25The president likes to avoid social events,
00:22:28so I will be attending this diplomatic party in his place.
00:22:36And I would like you to accompany me as my date.
00:22:39But this is, like, a White House event,
00:22:42and I just work at a chicken shop.
00:22:44I mean, I'm not really going to fit in.
00:22:46You're going.
00:22:48You're going.
00:22:50You're my wife. I want you there.
00:22:56Don't worry.
00:22:58I'll make you feel like a princess.
00:23:08I don't care how much they're offering.
00:23:10We're both solid.
00:23:12Even Taylor Swift.
00:23:15Even Taylor Swift.
00:23:17Yes, yes.
00:23:18We're not taking anyone else.
00:23:23What?
00:23:25The First Lady?
00:23:28Oh my God.
00:23:29I'm so sorry.
00:23:30This is such an honor.
00:23:38Hi. Um...
00:23:41I was hoping to get a hairstyle for an event.
00:23:45Sorry, but I think our prices are out of your budget.
00:23:53Louis, Cindy, drop everything that you're doing.
00:23:55But we have to cancel all those important clients.
00:23:58Who cares about that?
00:23:59We're getting ready to serve the First Lady,
00:24:02Miss Claire Jones.
00:24:06Come on. Let's go.
00:24:08Do you happen to know how much it would cost?
00:24:10Do you happen to know how much it would cost?
00:24:19Why embarrass yourselves?
00:24:21This salon is owned by fashion icon M.
00:24:24We only serve important people here.
00:24:27Get out. Don't waste my time.
00:24:33I can't go to the party looking like this.
00:24:36I'll embarrass William.
00:24:38Oh my God.
00:24:40You must be Claire.
00:24:43Uh...
00:24:44Sorry, and you are?
00:24:45Fashion icon M.
00:24:47Duh.
00:24:48He's the most expensive and in-demand stylist in the world.
00:24:51He only works with celebs.
00:24:53Honey, please allow me to take care of you for the event.
00:24:57But wait, why would you invade my stylist?
00:24:59This is an opportunity I would never pass up.
00:25:03Come on, sweetheart.
00:25:04My whole team will customize everything just for you.
00:25:09How is that even possible?
00:25:11Ow! You idiot!
00:25:13I am so sorry.
00:25:18No.
00:25:23No.
00:25:24We are going to find you the most stunning dress here.
00:25:27Thank you so much, by the way.
00:25:29Thank your husband.
00:25:30He's the one who called us.
00:25:33I'm sorry.
00:25:34I'm sorry.
00:25:35I'm sorry.
00:25:36I'm sorry.
00:25:37I'm sorry.
00:25:41Oh, William.
00:25:42Hi.
00:25:43Um...
00:25:45I was thinking maybe we should cancel.
00:25:47I mean, MC is really, really expensive,
00:25:49and you work so hard for your money that I don't want to be lonely.
00:25:52Don't worry about the cost.
00:25:54Your husband is...
00:25:55I won a raffle.
00:25:57At work.
00:25:58This is all free.
00:26:01Yes.
00:26:02Yes, it's our anniversary special.
00:26:05I forgot.
00:26:07Oh.
00:26:09This...
00:26:10This is perfect.
00:26:14But you will need a necklace.
00:26:16I don't have a necklace.
00:26:18Maybe it'll look great without one.
00:26:21How about this?
00:26:26How about this?
00:26:28My God, I know this necklace.
00:26:30It's...
00:26:34Mr. President.
00:26:36There are only three of these necklaces in the world.
00:26:40We consider them cultural treasures.
00:26:43One is in our national museum.
00:26:46The other we give to our queen.
00:26:49And this one...
00:26:51we give to you.
00:26:56It's gorgeous.
00:26:57Wait.
00:26:59William, are these real diamonds?
00:27:03We can't afford this.
00:27:04It's fake.
00:27:06Don't worry, Mom.
00:27:16Hello?
00:27:17Miss Claire, we are sorry to inform you that your mom's condition is getting worse.
00:27:21Unless we do the surgery now, I'm afraid that she only has a few days left to live.
00:27:25What?
00:27:37Hey.
00:27:39Hey.
00:27:40What's wrong?
00:27:41No, I'm fine.
00:27:46What happened?
00:27:48You're upset.
00:27:54William, I'm really sorry, but I am not going to be able to make it to the party.
00:27:59Can you tell me why?
00:28:01Yeah, my mom's condition got worse, and I can't afford for her care.
00:28:07And the doctor said that...
00:28:11she only has a few more days left to live.
00:28:14And I...
00:28:16really want to be there for her last moment.
00:28:19What?
00:28:20Yeah, and I'm really sorry.
00:28:21I really didn't want to cancel on you, and I didn't want to make you angry.
00:28:23I just really can't.
00:28:24I'm not angry.
00:28:27I'm upset.
00:28:28Why didn't you tell me?
00:28:29And why did you try and handle it on your own?
00:28:34Did you forget we're married?
00:28:36I just didn't want to bother you.
00:28:39You don't ever have to apologize to me.
00:28:43I will get this sorted.
00:28:45Everything's going to be alright.
00:28:49I need the best doctors in the country to see a patient.
00:28:52And money's no object.
00:29:00Why didn't you tell Mrs. Jones you were coming to visit, sir?
00:29:03I wanted to surprise her.
00:29:08Mrs. Jones?
00:29:13No way.
00:29:19Am I dreaming?
00:29:22Oh, my God.
00:29:23Are you the president?
00:29:24Is that really the president?
00:29:26Why is he in the hospital?
00:29:28Who's the president?
00:29:31Claire, how did you afford the doctor?
00:29:34Someone actually helped me with it.
00:29:39Okay, Mom, I've been meaning to tell you something.
00:29:46I've been meaning to tell you that I got married recently.
00:29:50And I'm really sorry.
00:29:51I've been meaning to tell you that I got married recently.
00:29:57What?
00:29:58Well, it's not that shocking.
00:30:00Mr. President.
00:30:01Mrs. Jones.
00:30:03I'm William, Claire's husband.
00:30:07I hope you're on your way to a speedy recovery.
00:30:10The president.
00:30:12You married President Walton?
00:30:14No, he's not actually.
00:30:16Yes, ma'am.
00:30:18I'm the president.
00:30:22That's wonderful.
00:30:32Thank you for pretending to be the president and for my mom to make her happy.
00:30:37It was really nice.
00:30:39Well, now I get to see both of you happy.
00:30:41And I'm hoping that you're happy enough to be my date tonight.
00:30:49Oh, my God.
00:30:50Are you President Walton?
00:30:55You see, everyone else seems to recognize the president.
00:30:58How come you didn't?
00:30:59Well, if the president actually looked out for the everyday person, maybe I would have recognized you.
00:31:05Or him.
00:31:10These greedy pharmaceutical companies monopolizing medicine, they need to be taken down.
00:31:15Understood, Mr. President.
00:31:20Hello?
00:31:26Hi.
00:31:27Hey, William. You won't believe what happened.
00:31:29Right after I complained to you about the president, he went after the pharmaceutical companies.
00:31:33And now everyone can afford their medication.
00:31:35Wait, listen.
00:31:36Thank you, Mr. President.
00:31:38You're a lifesaver.
00:31:39You saved our lives.
00:31:40Really?
00:31:41Yeah.
00:31:42I mean, your boss is pretty nice.
00:31:47He's alright?
00:31:48Alright.
00:31:49Alright, well, I'll see you at the banquet, okay?
00:31:51I'll see you then.
00:31:55I have another meeting. Can you go pick up Ms. Jones for me?
00:31:58Yes, sir.
00:32:04Thank you so much for covering my shift tonight.
00:32:06Oh, no problem.
00:32:08Don't forget to record Taylor's performance for me.
00:32:10I promise.
00:32:14Whoa, why is there so many customers all of a sudden?
00:32:18Ms. Jones, hi.
00:32:19Could you please come with us? We're here to take you to get changed.
00:32:23Thank you. That's so nice.
00:32:30Oh, my God.
00:32:48Mr. President.
00:32:50I heard this is the first time you'll be bringing a date.
00:32:53I'm already looking forward to seeing her.
00:32:55So am I.
00:32:57Cheers.
00:33:01Excuse us.
00:33:04Good evening, Mr. President.
00:33:07I've heard a rumor that your date works at a fried chicken shop.
00:33:12I'm afraid that she might embarrass you.
00:33:15How many favors did you have to pull to find that out?
00:33:19Can't wait to meet her.
00:33:36You did a good job tonight.
00:33:37Thank you, Mr. President.
00:33:38Clara's unaware?
00:33:39Yep.
00:33:48Oh, my God.
00:34:18Oh, my God.
00:34:38That's Austin's date.
00:34:40She's gorgeous.
00:34:41They look perfect together.
00:34:49You are shining brighter than a diamond tonight.
00:34:51Pretty dashing yourself.
00:34:55Wait here. I'll get us some drinks.
00:35:01Pretty girl.
00:35:02All alone?
00:35:04I am a lexi.
00:35:08Your dress, it's so pretty.
00:35:14You can look, but don't touch.
00:35:16So sorry, President Walton. I did not know she was with you.
00:35:20I think the citizens of your country would appreciate you watching your behavior.
00:35:24Yes, of course.
00:35:29Thanks.
00:35:41So, this is your date?
00:35:46She has a name.
00:35:49Everyone, this is Claire.
00:35:52Monsieur President, it is an honor to meet you both.
00:35:56You as well.
00:35:58You don't know any of these people.
00:36:00I'm sure you'll embarrass yourself quickly.
00:36:04Claire, I'm sure you're quite a world traveler.
00:36:10This is...
00:36:11Mr. Dubois, it is so nice to meet you.
00:36:14Mr. Dubois, it is so nice to meet you.
00:36:17And Miss Moreau.
00:36:20I hope you guys are enjoying your stay.
00:36:23We are enjoying it very much.
00:36:26I've always wanted to visit your hometown in Provence.
00:36:29C'est magnifique.
00:36:30When you visit, we will make sure we give you the best hospitality.
00:36:35I would love that.
00:36:37President, have a wonderful evening with your date.
00:36:42Suivez-moi.
00:36:45How did you...
00:36:48Mr. Dubois.
00:36:49Mr. Dubois.
00:36:51Mr. Dubois.
00:36:54Miss Moreau.
00:36:56Miss Moreau.
00:36:58You're just full of surprises.
00:37:00I'm not going to let you down.
00:37:03I'm going to check the time of the Taylor Swift performance because I do not want you to miss that.
00:37:08I'm so excited.
00:37:15Oh.
00:37:23Claire, I'm feeling a bit dizzy.
00:37:25Can you please come out with me for some fresh air?
00:37:28Please?
00:37:29Yeah, of course.
00:37:36Hey, are you okay?
00:37:38What makes you think you deserve to be his date?
00:37:41I'm sorry, what?
00:37:42Don't play dumb.
00:37:43You don't deserve Mr. President.
00:37:46It looks like she thinks William is the real president.
00:37:48Look, the president is not into me, okay?
00:37:52You're mistaken.
00:37:53Mistaken?
00:37:54This is his first time bringing a date to an event.
00:37:59And he gave you that precious necklace?
00:38:02It's a fake, I promise.
00:38:07Claire?
00:38:09Fake?
00:38:10You think I'm stupid or something?
00:38:12Take it off.
00:38:14What are you doing?
00:38:16You don't deserve to be by his side.
00:38:18Take it off, right now.
00:38:28Fuck.
00:38:35Claire!
00:38:37No, no, no, it wasn't me.
00:38:39Go to your house now!
00:38:43No, it wasn't me!
00:38:44She's in my room!
00:38:45Go and get help now!
00:38:54Shit!
00:38:55Get medical here ASAP!
00:39:12No.
00:39:30You okay?
00:39:31Yeah, I'm fine.
00:39:33You sure?
00:39:35Take Ms. Jones to the car.
00:39:36Wait for me.
00:39:37Yes, Mr. President.
00:39:43Mr. President, please, you have to trust me.
00:39:45Stop!
00:39:46Stop talking!
00:39:48You crossed the line tonight.
00:39:49Your political career is over.
00:39:52No, no, no, you have to let me explain!
00:39:58I'm so sorry, Claire.
00:39:59I'm putting you in danger.
00:40:01No.
00:40:02You said your job was dangerous.
00:40:03I understand.
00:40:13What happened?
00:40:15Oh, it's just a little more wound.
00:40:20Did it hurt?
00:40:24No.
00:40:26I'm so close.
00:40:27Why?
00:40:34I won't be able to control myself.
00:40:43You're soaked.
00:40:47Maybe you want to have a shower?
00:40:50I, um...
00:40:52I can't, uh...
00:40:54get out of this by myself.
00:40:59Could you, um...
00:41:01help me?
00:41:06Could you, um...
00:41:08help me?
00:41:10Could you, um...
00:41:12help me?
00:41:28I'll be quick.
00:41:39Uh...
00:41:41William?
00:41:42Where did you get all of that money?
00:41:44Come here.
00:41:45Sit down.
00:41:47Because I went to the party
00:41:49on behalf of the President,
00:41:51he gave me a bonus.
00:41:53Wow, that's such a nice boss.
00:41:55And I plan on using this money
00:41:58to help you open your own shop.
00:42:01Oh, William, I can't.
00:42:03That's way too much money.
00:42:04And plus, you got it, like, risking your life.
00:42:06So, no, I can't accept it.
00:42:08It's...
00:42:09it's not a gift.
00:42:11It's an investment.
00:42:13You make a profit, I get a share.
00:42:16I know you've always dreamt of having your own shop.
00:42:19Wait.
00:42:20You really think I can do it?
00:42:22Absolutely.
00:42:25The President also heard that
00:42:27your necklace broke.
00:42:29So, he got us
00:42:31these rings.
00:42:39I won't let anyone question your place again.
00:42:42Will you thank the President for me?
00:42:52Uh, wait a minute.
00:42:53There's one more thing.
00:42:55It's important.
00:42:56Yes, sir?
00:42:57Today is the grand opening
00:42:59of Claire's Chicken Shop.
00:43:01Keep me updated on how it's going.
00:43:03Yes, sir.
00:43:05Hello.
00:43:06Welcome to our grand opening.
00:43:08New owner, huh?
00:43:09Mm-hmm.
00:43:10Well, no wonder you don't know about the rules.
00:43:15Hey, what are you doing?
00:43:18You can't do that here.
00:43:21You can't do that here.
00:43:23You can't do that here.
00:43:25You can't do that here.
00:43:27You can't do that here.
00:43:29You can't do that here.
00:43:31You can't do that here.
00:43:33Listen, bitch.
00:43:35This street is mine.
00:43:37You want to make money?
00:43:38You cut me in.
00:43:43Sir, sir.
00:43:47Delay the meeting five minutes.
00:43:49Yes, sir.
00:43:54Officer Smith.
00:43:56I thought you had the street under surveillance.
00:43:58Don't worry, sir.
00:43:59We have it all under control.
00:44:02Leave, or I'm going to call the police.
00:44:05Call them.
00:44:07You think I'm scared of those boys?
00:44:10So you're the one who's going to be a troublemaker.
00:44:15Tough guy.
00:44:16You're not going to do anything.
00:44:19What are you going to do, huh?
00:44:24What were you saying?
00:44:26No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:44:31No, no, no, please.
00:44:34You have no idea who she is.
00:44:37Please, no.
00:44:39You know what to do now, right?
00:44:45Spread the word to everyone.
00:44:47This place is under our protection.
00:44:49Nobody's going to touch your chicken shop.
00:44:58Thanks?
00:45:02Congratulations.
00:45:04To the grand opening of our new chicken shop.
00:45:09Hold that thought.
00:45:12Yeah.
00:45:13Mr. President, about the $10 billion arms deal.
00:45:15Do you want to review it again?
00:45:17It's a small deal.
00:45:18You can handle it yourself.
00:45:21Well, I've got to report to the investor.
00:45:25We made $200 today.
00:45:29That much on the first day?
00:45:33You're amazing.
00:45:35Look, don't worry.
00:45:37I'm going to work extra hard to make more money.
00:45:39So that you can, you know, quit your dangerous job and live peacefully.
00:45:46Thank you, Claire.
00:45:49I appreciate it.
00:45:52I appreciate it.
00:45:58I actually think that's the most that I've had to drink.
00:46:01Really?
00:46:03Oh, yeah.
00:46:04I mean, my job does require me to stay pretty sharp.
00:46:10I've never gotten a tattoo before.
00:46:15Come on.
00:46:18Come on.
00:46:21Hey, we're about to close.
00:46:27Holy crap.
00:46:29Are you the president?
00:46:33Yeah, I am.
00:46:35Nah, you're tricking me.
00:46:37You're the president's body double, right?
00:46:39Yeah, he's pretty convincing, huh?
00:46:43Shit, man.
00:46:45Yeah, you look just like him.
00:46:49Well, what do you want?
00:47:03This one looks like my puppy when I was little.
00:47:05His name was Ferdie.
00:47:07This one?
00:47:09Are you sure?
00:47:11Mm-hmm.
00:47:16All done.
00:47:18So cute.
00:47:23Hey, wait!
00:47:25Can I get a photo with you?
00:47:27Uh...
00:47:32Ten dollars a photo.
00:47:34No problem.
00:47:36Mom! Dad! Get off!
00:47:38Did you see that?
00:47:40That was a great business opportunity.
00:47:42It was a very clever idea.
00:47:45Oh, my God, we mean so much!
00:48:12What did that kiss mean?
00:48:16Uh, it...
00:48:20It's because the lights aren't on,
00:48:22and it's really dark, and we couldn't see clearly,
00:48:24and our lips just happened to, like,
00:48:26brush past each other's accidentally.
00:48:29Oh.
00:48:31I see.
00:48:46Why were you able to pick me up today?
00:48:48I finish work early.
00:48:50Oh, I see.
00:48:52This is where we kissed last night.
00:49:00Now we won't have trouble seeing.
00:49:04What?
00:49:07What?
00:49:25No excuses today, right?
00:49:30How did you do that?
00:49:32A magician never reveals their secrets.
00:49:37What? No, come on, tell me!
00:49:49Why didn't this delivery include a room number?
00:49:51I guess I could ask room to room.
00:50:02Mr. President, we've got the lead.
00:50:06What?
00:50:10So you've been selling information about me and my wife.
00:50:17Looks like I've been too merciful with you.
00:50:20Hello, did you order fried chicken?
00:50:25Hello, Claire's fried chicken!
00:50:29One has to be one of them.
00:50:32Sir, I'm sorry.
00:50:34You don't have to do this, please.
00:50:37Too late.
00:50:39Sir, I mean, Mr. President, I'm...
00:50:41Mr. President, you don't have to do this!
00:50:44You don't have to do this!
00:50:56William?
00:51:03William?
00:51:05William, what's going on?
00:51:07Why are you pointing a gun at someone?
00:51:12The President, he was...
00:51:14Why is he calling you the President?
00:51:17Didn't you say that you had work off today?
00:51:22This is just...
00:51:24just a training exercise
00:51:27with the doubles.
00:51:29This is just a training exercise
00:51:32with the doubles of my colleagues
00:51:35just to make things look more realistic.
00:51:38No, yeah, no, it's just practice.
00:51:41Really?
00:51:53I'm the White House General Secretary's double.
00:51:57It's a little plastic surgery.
00:52:00I'm the Defense Minister's double.
00:52:03I do...
00:52:07neighborhood security.
00:52:09Oh, God.
00:52:11Wow, you guys really scared me.
00:52:13I thought you were in trouble.
00:52:16Well, thank you so much
00:52:18for taking care of my husband.
00:52:21I really appreciate it.
00:52:27Oh, you guys should really come by our chicken shop.
00:52:31I mean, I would really love if you guys could stop by.
00:52:34I love fried chicken.
00:52:36And because you're William's co-workers,
00:52:38I'll give you guys 30% off.
00:52:40Thank you very much.
00:52:42Okay, well,
00:52:44I will let you guys get back to your practice.
00:52:48Oh.
00:52:50Can't forget this.
00:52:52What?
00:52:55Wait.
00:52:57What now?
00:53:01What now?
00:53:03Can we take a picture?
00:53:09Yeah, come on.
00:53:11Come, it'll be fun.
00:53:13Everybody say chicken.
00:53:15Chicken.
00:53:21Claire's fried chicken.
00:53:25Well, we got a lot of new customers today.
00:53:28Mr. President.
00:53:32Get on your knees now.
00:53:36Thank you for playing along.
00:53:39Feel free to have the rest of the day off.
00:53:41Thank you, Mr. President.
00:53:43Get him out of here.
00:53:45Let's go.
00:53:49Mr. President, that was extremely close, sir.
00:53:52I worry we probably won't be able to keep this up for much longer.
00:53:55I trust her now.
00:53:57So I'll tell her the truth about my identity soon.
00:54:12Oh, good, you're back.
00:54:14Could you please help me balance this month's accounts?
00:54:16I'm having, like, a really hard time.
00:54:19Let's see.
00:54:28Our monthly profit is $3,786.60.
00:54:32Wow, that's amazing.
00:54:35You're as smart as the President.
00:54:39Would you...
00:54:43Would you want me to be the President?
00:54:49Would you want me to be the President?
00:54:56I just mean, if I was really the President, would that make you happier?
00:55:02Oh, no, I said the wrong thing.
00:55:04No, I don't want you to be the President.
00:55:07Well, actually...
00:55:10Actually, I hate the President.
00:55:12You do?
00:55:14You do.
00:55:15Yeah, my...
00:55:18My dad died because of him.
00:55:21He was in the military, you know, and it was because of a decision that he made.
00:55:27Claire, I'm sorry.
00:55:29Now we probably won't think too much about it.
00:55:35I'll be right back.
00:55:38Bye.
00:55:42Bye, Lisa.
00:55:44Dad?
00:55:45Hey, sweetheart.
00:55:47I'm out of prison.
00:55:48I miss you and your mom a lot.
00:55:51How dare you even mention Mom?
00:55:54You were in prison because you put her in a coma.
00:55:57And all she was trying to do was stop you from gambling our savings away.
00:56:01I've changed.
00:56:03I want to make things right with you both.
00:56:05Can we meet tomorrow?
00:56:15You'll be sorry about that.
00:56:19Is everything okay?
00:56:21Yeah, it was just a spam call.
00:56:24You know if something happened, you can tell me.
00:56:27Yeah, I know.
00:56:28William, I won't drag you into this.
00:56:36Dad?
00:56:43Dad, why are we meeting here?
00:56:46Leopard.
00:56:49This is my daughter.
00:56:53Did you cover my gambling debts?
00:56:56Dad, seriously? I'm your daughter.
00:56:58How could you do that?
00:57:00I gave you life and raised you.
00:57:02And you let Wyoming...
00:57:05Damn, bitch, I know you.
00:57:08You got my brother killed.
00:57:12We'll settle all our scores tonight.
00:57:14Are you annoyed?
00:57:31Call your husband and tell him to bring me one million and I'll let you go.
00:57:36No, no, he's just an ordinary guy. He doesn't have that kind of money.
00:57:39Is that so?
00:57:41Your ring looks pretty pricey.
00:57:44Let's see how important you really are to him.
00:57:48Our latest warship is ready to be deployed.
00:57:50We're actually considering names at the moment.
00:57:55Let's name it Claire.
00:57:57Good name.
00:57:58I like it. Claire.
00:58:00Keeping America safe.
00:58:02Excuse me, gentlemen. Sir.
00:58:04We have a serious, serious situation, sir.
00:58:07What is it?
00:58:08It's Miss Jones. She's been kidnapped by the Russian model holding her in an underground casino right now.
00:58:13We've been looking to take care of these assholes. Looks like now's the time.
00:58:17Just a little more to it, sir.
00:58:19They want you to go alone in the next hour or they're going to kill her.
00:58:29I can handle my own.
00:58:31No, Mr. President. It's too dangerous. The entire country relies on you.
00:58:35Yes, Mr. President. The future of America rests on your shoulders.
00:58:38Yeah, I would... I'd really reconsider this, sir.
00:58:44My gun.
00:58:51I've made my decision.
00:58:53Mr. President, are you really doing this for a girl?
00:58:58She's not just any girl.
00:59:00She's my girl.
00:59:09Contact traffic control.
00:59:11Contact traffic control.
00:59:13Now clear me a path.
00:59:19Where is he? My patience is running thin.
00:59:22Leopardy. Even if your husband doesn't show, she's still worth something, right?
00:59:27You know what? You're a real piece of shit.
00:59:29Time's up. And since your husband isn't coming, you're mine now.
00:59:41Ah!
00:59:47Who's this idiot?
00:59:50President? Don't come any closer.
00:59:53Who the hell are you?
00:59:55No, no, no. He's not the President. He's just his double.
01:00:01It makes sense. The real President wouldn't come here alone.
01:00:05Search him.
01:00:12Ugh.
01:00:23William, why would you risk coming here?
01:00:26Because you're my family.
01:00:30So you married this fried chicken girl. You can't be the President.
01:00:34Got me scared there for a moment.
01:00:36It's okay, everyone. He's just a stuntman.
01:00:42What are you looking at?
01:00:44Oh, you want to see me have some fun with your wife?
01:00:47Fine by me.
01:01:11William!
01:01:15William!
01:01:20You still want to play?
01:01:22Impossible. You took us all down by yourself.
01:01:25Only the real President could do that.
01:01:28I saw him on the battlefield.
01:01:30He ran out of bullets and still fought off ten men.
01:01:34He's a killing machine.
01:01:36I don't ever want to see your kind on American soil again.
01:01:39We'll leave. I promise.
01:01:43Only you.
01:01:46If you ever mess with my wife again...
01:01:51I will make sure you die in prison.
01:01:54I won't.
01:01:56I promise.
01:01:59William, who are you really?
01:02:10William.
01:02:16Claire, why did you lie to me?
01:02:18You told me your dad died.
01:02:20I'm your husband.
01:02:22If you can't trust me, who can you trust?
01:02:24Yeah?
01:02:26And what about you?
01:02:28You haven't told me the truth from the very beginning.
01:02:39William?
01:02:43Who are you, William?
01:02:46Are you really the President?
01:02:51Yes.
01:02:54I am.
01:03:00I am.
01:03:04You don't deserve to be by his side.
01:03:07What?
01:03:09Did you think that if I knew your true identity,
01:03:11I would just cling to you and make it impossible for you to get rid of me?
01:03:15Or did you forget that we got married because you said that you wanted to repay me?
01:03:19What are you even saying?
01:03:22You can't see how much I adore you?
01:03:26You really can't feel it?
01:03:29I don't miss you.
01:03:32I love you.
01:03:38Please.
01:04:01A delivery to the White House.
01:04:12Why are there so many reporters?
01:04:21Today,
01:04:23I'm going to tell you
01:04:25the truth.
01:04:27I'm going to tell you the truth.
01:04:29Today,
01:04:31in front of all of America,
01:04:35I want to say I love you.
01:04:38I love you for who you are.
01:04:41And I want everyone to know your name.
01:04:50Claire.
01:04:53Will you marry me?
01:04:59Yes.
01:05:04No.
01:05:09Because we're already married.
01:05:29I love you.
01:05:42America, please welcome your first lady.
01:05:59America, please welcome your first lady.