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00:00Shut up. I'm so bored. I just wish something supernatural would happen right now. What
00:13the hell? If you write the full name of a person in this book, that person will die
00:22in five seconds. The cause of death will always be suffocation? Ha, right. Let go! Help! This
00:29man's trying to steal my purse! Let go! The name's Cecil Adams, the most notorious handicapped
00:39bandit west of the Mississippi. Huh. Let's see. Cecil Adams. Yeah, I knew it was fake.
01:01No way. Did that guy just choke himself to death? Cool. Didn't think that was possible.
01:15Sweet mother of God. So you write any person's name in that thing, and they die of suffocation?
01:24Like they suffocate themselves? Yeah, in any way possible, I guess. I thought it was impossible
01:31to suffocate yourself. Yeah, why don't you prove it? Write my name in there. Um, okay.
01:40Alright, Peter, what's your last name? Peter. No, your last name. Peter. So your full name
01:51is Peter Peter? My parents are crack addicts. Um, okay. Peter. Peter? There we go. I knew
02:15you guys were full of sh- Oh my God! I don't know if I can! Oh my God, dude, you gotta
02:31get rid of that thing! No! Don't you get it, Anthony? With this book, I can change the
02:39world! I can rid this world of all the filth! Serial killers. Robbers. The cast of the
02:52Jersey Shore. I am going to purify this world! Nobody is gonna get in my way! I am justice!
03:17Quiet down out here! I can't hear Wheel of Fortune over your stupid laugh! You can't
03:22tell me what to do anymore, Mom! You're gonna die, Mom! But that doesn't make any sense!
03:39I wrote your whole name on here! Look! My name's not Mom, dumbass! I called you Mom
03:46all these years, and I don't even know your real name? And you never will! Never mind
03:56that! I have work to do. According to sources, every criminal in the world is now dead. Whoa!
04:09Congrats, man! That's great! It's not enough. But you killed every criminal in the entire
04:16world! That guy's looking at me funny. Looks pretty normal to me. I don't like it. I don't
04:27like it one bit! That's better. Dude, he didn't even do anything! Come on, he had a pedo
04:42stash! I'm sure he's guilty of something! You have to stop this, man! You can't play
04:48God anymore! Write the name of a person who is dead, and they will be brought back to
04:59life? Oh, I see how it is! You think you decide who lives and dies?
05:30You'll never defeat me!
05:32Yes, I will!
05:34Fine!
05:40You son of a bitch!
05:49What's that gonna do?
05:51You'll see.
05:53Wait.
05:56No!
06:00The old switcheroo.
06:26Thanks for subscribing! And if you aren't going to, could you give me your full name,
06:32please?