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00:00It stars a Margaret, who isn't Margot Robbie, but rather the other Marge from Once Upon
00:04a Time in Hollywood, Margaret Qualley.
00:06Qualley's apparently got the perfect form of somebody who either has body image problems
00:10or is the perfect younger, slender-er body that her co-star Demi Moore pays good money
00:15to attain, ostensibly by taking the substance, hence the title, and hence our association
00:21with an era of unhealthy body imagery in the media.
00:24The pervasive issue of pushing images of ultra-thin women, waifs, high-waist lined thong bikinis,
00:29and low-rise jeans grew out of your parents' need to perfect themselves in the late 80s
00:35and 90s.
00:36This movie reeks of that same nostalgia, even though it seems to be set in no particular
00:40time.
00:41The color scheme and style choices bring together a film that can be described as a dystopian,
00:45Barbie-like art film with a killer, thrilling storyline.
00:48Okay, we're not saying anyone dies in the film.
00:51The trailer does show us, though, both Demi Moore and Qualley's characters in major disarray.
00:57Though, what is the substance, exactly?
00:59Well, it seems like something out of a Requiem for a Dream, but reimagined with a feminist
01:04twist.
01:05That's the kind of stuff that Coralie Farge takes on, known for her work on Revenge, the
01:102017 French film that gets rather spicy.
01:13Revenge is like a fever dream of desert sunsets, neon bikinis, and enough blood to even make
01:18Tarantino flinch.
01:19The plot?
01:20Simple.
01:21Jen, the quintessential hot girl, goes on a getaway with her rich boyfriend and his
01:24two buddies, who mistake this for a frat party gone wrong.
01:28Like very wrong.
01:29Like it's bad, and why would you do this anyway?
01:31But it's like an uncomfortable, totally not consensual sexual scene, which is thankfully
01:35not graphically shown, but is definitely something even the French would call incredibly disturbing.
01:40Anyway, if that weren't enough, Farge kicks her main character while she's down as Jen
01:46gets pushed off a cliff.
01:48Ouch.
01:49Left for dead, she somehow transforms into a vengeful, equipped, and totally jacked warrior
01:52woman, a la Sarah Connor from The Terminator.
01:55It's giving a lot of that.
01:57Visually, the film is like a mix between a Victoria's Secret catalog and a slasher flick,
02:01with its candy-colored lighting and close-ups of blood-spattered bare skin.
02:05You'll never look at slow-motion shower scenes or orangesâyes, orangesâthe same way again.
02:10The male gaze?
02:11Well, she flips it on his head, shoves it off a cliff, and brings it back to haunt us
02:14all for participating in this sad, sadistic world of ours.
02:17On a lighter note, can you imagine what the Barbie movie would have been like if Coralie
02:21Farge directed it?
02:22Because I could not.
02:23Though it probably would have been something about being held to unrealistic body standards
02:26and comparing the human psyche to that of a plastic toy molded by men in suits who eat
02:30shrimp while women are forced to walk around in cheeky bikinis and bathers.
02:34Weird.
02:35That sounds like an upcoming movie that stars Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley called The
02:38Substance.
02:39Okay, full circle.
02:40Exploring themes of body, horror, feminism, and societal expectations, much like Farge's
02:44previous work, this film is the beginning of a lovely oeuvre, as they say.
02:49Yeah, that's a body of work.