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00:00If you're a single man in here, just take your time before you find a partner, man.
00:03Because times are hard, man. Times have changed.
00:05If you're dating a woman in the past 10 years, there's been a lot of job titles added to our resume.
00:09Every man around the world has to be a provider, protector, and a photographer.
00:13And that's the hardest part, man.
00:16Getting your girl's angle. That's a very stressful environment to be in.
00:19And if you don't get the perfect picture, you've now ruined a whole vacation.
00:22That's how real it is.
00:24I hated Brazil, the whole country, because of me.
00:27Then when you finally get your girl's perfect picture, they never tag you in the picture.
00:30Like, give me some photo credit, man.
00:33Took me three hours to get this picture right. Come on, man.
00:36Sorry, I'm just going through a lot at home right now.
00:41Support all the dogs. If you're a man, support a man when you see a man.
00:44It's a rare trait to say, but when I see a man struggling, I'll hold the camera.
00:47I'll take the angle. And no, get the shoes. Get the shoes. Get the aesthetics.
00:51All the dogs. Support all the dogs.
00:53The dogs we forget about. Sugar Daddy. Support those old dogs.
00:55Sugar Daddy. Support those old men when you see a man.
00:59Yeah, I don't think it's cool. I think these old men are stressed out, man,
01:02when I see a man with a young woman.
01:03Because I know he's never getting their picture right, because he's too old, man.
01:06He can't lean like this. He's 81. Get that old man off the ground.
01:10He's got a purple heart. Get him off the ground, man.
01:12You think he can take pictures? He can barely read emojis. He can't take your pictures.