Pabirong nanliit si Vice Ganda sa mga kwento ni Sexy Babe Roselen.
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00:00Oh, but this is awesome!
00:02Why?
00:02They say this is smart.
00:04Because it says, President's Lister.
00:06Because there's no Dean's Lister.
00:08It's President's Lister.
00:10And the writers said,
00:12Tep, that's really smart, promise.
00:14Really?
00:16I'm proud.
00:18I just heard President's Lister.
00:20What's that?
00:22Because this is, Guards Lister.
00:24Yes, I'm very smart.
00:26Those who don't have IDs.
00:29That's Guards Lister.
00:33I'm only in my first year.
00:35We'll apply for Honor List,
00:37Dean's List, and
00:39President's Lister.
00:41Honor List is below 90.
00:45Dean's Lister is above
00:47from 91
00:49to 97.
00:51The average?
00:53President's Lister reaches 98.
00:55What's your average?
00:571.09.
00:59Wow!
01:01Wow!
01:03She's the best.
01:051.09.
01:07She's shy.
01:09She's smart.
01:13And it's not just about being smart.
01:15It's about hard work.
01:17Graduates are the best.
01:19They're the smartest.
01:21They're the best at hard work.
01:23That's my rule.
01:26I have to work hard
01:28because my smartness doesn't count
01:30if I don't work hard.
01:32Sorry, our smartness doesn't count.
01:34You're smart, but you're arrogant.
01:36You don't know how to speak.
01:38We're not Dean's Lister or President's Lister.
01:40Our smartness doesn't count.
01:42You're arrogant.
01:44She's just proud.
01:46She's just proud.
01:48We're underestimated.
01:50Our smartness doesn't count.
01:52I know I'm smart.
01:54Sir, I'll shoot you.
01:56Sir, I'll shoot you.
01:58She's a top sergeant.
02:00She's a top sergeant.
02:02She'll shoot me.
02:04She'll do that to me.
02:06Sir, she's aiming at me.
02:08Sir, I saw it.
02:10I'll shoot her.
02:12I'll shoot her.
02:14Wow!
02:16Her mom will cry
02:18if I shoot her.
02:20Sir, what happens if you shoot her?
02:23She's aiming at me.
02:25She's aiming at my finger.
02:27She's not dead yet.
02:29I'm not dead yet.
02:31I'm not dead yet.
02:33I'm overreacting.
02:35You don't have support.
02:37I'll make you a vineyard.
02:39Sir, Jack Roberto is laughing at you.
02:41Sir, Jack Roberto is laughing at you.
02:43He's laughing.
02:45He's a man.
02:47He showed his abs earlier.
02:49Show us your abs.
02:51Hey!
02:53He has abs.
02:55Show us.
02:59He has abs.
03:01Show us, sir.
03:03He doesn't like training.
03:07He has abs.
03:09He has a heart.
03:11He has a monkey.
03:13He has a monkey.
03:15That's why he's standing up.
03:17Why?
03:20He has a monkey.
03:22What were you saying earlier, Ineng?
03:24I'm a fan of yours.
03:26Especially of my mother.
03:28We're avid fans.
03:30You're getting back at her.
03:32I'm a fan of your show,
03:34Kandang Gabi Vice.
03:36I watch it all the time.
03:38I'm sorry, guys.
03:40I was just watching the movie.
03:42Honestly, not yet.
03:44It's still a show.
03:46If we win,
03:48I'll watch it.
03:50I'll watch it.
03:52Why are you being nice to her?
03:54I'm just being nice.
03:56It's just an emotion.
03:58Sorry, it's the hormones.
04:00The hormones.
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04:10every episode will have an extended scene.
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