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Madlang Kapuso, join the FUNanghalian with #ItsShowtime family. Watch the latest episode of 'It's Showtime' hosted by Vice Ganda, Anne Curtis, Vhong Navarro, Karylle, Jhong Hilario, Amy Perez, Kim Chui, Jugs & Teddy, MC & Lassy, Ogie Alcasid, Darren, Jackie, Cianne, Ryan Bang, and Ion Perez.
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00:00What's up?
00:04Oh, there are people wearing uniforms up there.
00:06What's up up there?
00:08Is that a rotary?
00:10It looks like a factory to do a field trip.
00:12It's not a field trip.
00:14The fathers are doing a field trip.
00:16The children are cooking at home.
00:18They're fixing the house.
00:20The two gays are just looking at the men dancing.
00:22Their bodies are just like that.
00:24Oh, wow.
00:26Wow, that's so...
00:28I'm sure their TF will run out of food today.
00:32They'll have to eat at the pantry again.
00:34Lazzy's influence is so strong.
00:36What's there today?
00:40If you don't know why you're here, that's all.
00:44Huh?
00:46What is it, sir?
00:48We're the representatives of NFSTI.
00:50We thought you were sexy babes.
00:52What is NFSTI, sir?
00:54NFSTI, sir.
00:56National Forensic Training Institute.
00:58Are you policemen?
01:00Thank you very much.
01:02Have a nice day.
01:04We're happy to have you here.
01:06The showtime and APS-CBN doors are open anytime.
01:08You can come in here.
01:12If you want to enjoy, come in.
01:14If you want to investigate,
01:16come to another place.
01:20It's like you were saying something earlier.
01:22I saw Lazzy.
01:24He said, it's been a long time since he died.
01:26He's in the studio now.
01:28Who's Lazzy?
01:30Who?
01:32The one next to you in blue.
01:34He's crying.
01:36Don't look for him, sir.
01:38You're the one I'm talking about.
01:40There he is.
01:46He's so handsome, right?
01:48His jaw is sticking out.
01:50His cheekbones are sticking out.
01:52He's a policeman.
01:54He's laughing at you, sir.
01:56Who's the father?
01:58Why is he laughing at the father?
02:00Maybe you're the reason
02:02why our forensic team is here.
02:06He's really watching.
02:08He's enjoying it.
02:10Why are you here?
02:12Do you smell something?
02:14They just want to experience.
02:16We want to be representative
02:18of the National Forensic Training Institute.
02:20We are the Credex students.
02:22Oh, so you're just students?
02:24No, I mean, we're in training school.
02:28We're students.
02:30We're students of the Crime Investigation Force.
02:32You're students?
02:34Even the one next to you is a student?
02:38It's like there are a lot of assignments
02:40in the institute that you're going through.
02:42It's just busy.
02:44It's like there's a lot of yellow tape
02:46in the investigation.
02:48He's just 33 years old.
02:50You're just 33 years old?
02:52Are you from Belgas?
02:54No, I'm just 33 years old.
02:56He's still young.
02:58You're going through a hard time.
03:00And you're just freshmen?
03:02Yes, we're just freshmen.
03:04If you're freshmen,
03:06don't be freshmen.
03:08Why?
03:10I'm just kidding.
03:12I'm just kidding.
03:16There you go, there.
03:18Nice to meet you, sir.
03:24Fresh.
03:26Fresh cadaver.
03:28Just kidding.
03:32Why did you take my course here?
03:34Why?
03:36Don't scold me.
03:38Don't scold him.
03:40He's so handsome.
03:46Christmas is too long for you.
03:48You have a big mouth.
03:52Your lipstick is a joker.
03:54Your lipstick is red.
03:58You have a lot of teeth.
04:02Why did you take my course?
04:04Comedy bar?
04:06These are your friends?
04:08They're laughing while you're crying.
04:10They're laughing while I'm crying?
04:12Yes, it's a bad habit, right?
04:14It's a bad habit.
04:16But you're the most handsome of all.
04:18Yes.
04:20You're in my jokes.
04:24I want you to enjoy yourselves.
04:26You have a lot of weight in your heart.
04:28That's why I want you to enjoy yourselves.
04:30What's your name, sir?
04:32I'm a police staff sergeant,
04:34Marlo Dahaw.
04:36Please forgive me.
04:40I'm not serious.
04:44He's a police staff sergeant.
04:46I was so close to you.
04:48When I saw you,
04:50I thought you were...
04:54I thought you were Aping Daldal.
04:58Aping Daldal has a lot of teeth.
05:00Do you know Aping Daldal?
05:02When was that?
05:04UTI?
05:08Please enjoy yourselves.
05:10This is the perfect time
05:12to unwind, to relax,
05:14to be entertained.
05:16Forget about your troubles.
05:20He's a member of the criminology cohort.
05:22I just know one thing.
05:24He's smart.
05:26What did you say about his teeth?
05:28What did you say about his teeth?
05:30Perfect.
05:32What did you say?
05:34What's your position?
05:38What's your position, sir?
05:40I'm a police staff sergeant.
05:44I'm also shy.
05:52Please enjoy yourselves.
05:54I love you, sir.