A former criminal's ordinary life, which is turned upside down when his old family shows up for a long-awaited reunion.
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00:00No Slim Jim's past two hours you've been passing gas like a very sick infant I
00:06gotta breathe all day I'm sorry lefty I had a lot of coffee okay sorry and then
00:12you use my name Jesus Christ Lonnie yeah he said my you catch our names by any
00:19chance yeah he called you lefty and you called him Lonnie
00:24well I overreacted okay
00:31son we got to talk about lefty what did you do
00:41you killed his son you're gonna kill us I get horny when I'm scared I'm married
00:49who cares it's just us in this shitty wildlife you know this is our son
00:55we're too young to be grandparents all because your son couldn't pull out in
01:00time you've got houseguests I would categorize these as a must-kill
01:09what are we family oh my god can I get you anything I'd sell my left tit for an
01:16Advil and a cup of coffee you said what
01:24who was first there was this food incident Rocco with pubes and my wonton
01:29soup if it's okay I would just really like to torture him a little bit if it's
01:33okay shouldn't have done that Rocco yeah knock yourself out oh my god are we
01:39all gonna die
01:42you don't have all night
01:47wait for me before you two start hitting each other
01:55you know once you start killing it it sort of becomes your de facto solution
01:59for every problem what get off of me I'm not gonna I'm not gonna Ruth that's a
02:10shame we're gonna put something that hard to waste huh