The Oscar Winner is My Ex Full Episode
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00:00Babe? I'm home!
00:00:07Guess what? I'm in the running for another Pulitzer, babe.
00:00:16Jim?
00:00:21Jim, what the fuck? You're cheating on me?
00:00:28With my best friend.
00:00:30Best friend? Please. If it weren't for Jim, I wouldn't even waste a minute on you.
00:00:38Don't make a scene in my house, Lois. I want a real wife, not someone chasing after a dead-end career.
00:00:44Maybe if you paid attention to Jim, honey, then you'd realize what he really needs.
00:00:49Cut the crap, bitch. My career is part of Pelaya. I bust my ass for everything that I've achieved.
00:00:55I even cover your rent, Stella. This is how you repay me. A knife in my back.
00:01:05The hell with your fucking career!
00:01:07Stop! You're insane!
00:01:09Get off me!
00:01:17You're worthless to me, Lois. Sign this and stay the hell out of my life.
00:01:21Don't ever come back to this house. My house!
00:01:30Gladly, you heartless bastard. Marrying you was the worst decision of my life. You should have stayed with my ex.
00:01:37Who, Lois? Clark? Please. He's just a nobody. And he's a Hollywood superstar now. He doesn't want you.
00:01:47That's a good girl. Don't worry. We'll make sure to save you a proper seat at our wedding.
00:01:54You know what? I hope you both rot in hell!
00:02:02Yeah, she's getting a divorce.
00:02:03That scumbag cheated on her.
00:02:04Got it.
00:02:05She's our friend, Barney.
00:02:06Let her stay until my place is ready.
00:02:08Understood.
00:02:11Barney's been a good friend. Even after I broke up with Clark. He'll let me stay.
00:02:20Oh my God, Lois, what happened?
00:02:22It's Jim. He... he cheated and he kicked me out and...
00:02:27Barney, I don't have anywhere else to go. Can I please stay with you tonight? I... look, I promise... I promise I'll find somewhere else to stay tomorrow, okay?
00:02:34Of course. Come on in.
00:02:39Take as long as you need. Jim wasn't husband material. I'm so glad you're done with him.
00:02:46How's our A-lister doing?
00:02:48You miss him?
00:02:50No. No, I... I'm just curious. I mean...
00:02:54Actually, Lois, he's, um...
00:03:10Clark? My ex-boyfriend? He's here?
00:03:27Oh my God, Clark! What are you doing here?
00:03:30Can't a guy surprise his girl?
00:03:40So, how was the show?
00:03:42It was good. It ran longer than I expected, which is why I'm here tonight.
00:03:46Listen, I want to just say thank you for supporting me in my dream. I know that you're working really hard to keep us going.
00:03:55Hey, when you make it big, I'll just be counting on you to make it up to me.
00:04:01I'm okay with that.
00:04:03Yeah?
00:04:10So, how's Clark doing?
00:04:14Clark's mom is sick, and her treatment is expensive. I think he needs our help.
00:04:20Yeah, I mean, of course. I'll do anything I can to help. Actually, I was thinking that you might...
00:04:25That's the thing. A big agency wants to sign Clark. This could be his big break.
00:04:30Barney, that's incredible. I mean, this could change everything for him.
00:04:34There's a catch. The agency has this policy. They only sign actors who are single.
00:04:40So, if you really love him, now's the time to decide.
00:04:53Happy anniversary, beautiful.
00:04:55Listen, Clark. We're done.
00:05:01Where'd you get this ring?
00:05:03I found it for someone else.
00:05:08I thought you loved me.
00:05:11If you really love him, now's the time to decide.
00:05:14What did you expect, Clark? You're just a struggling actor. But Jim? Jim's rich.
00:05:19He could give me the life that you never could.
00:05:21What? Jim? Like Jim Kirby, that snobbish rich asshole who just flaunts his wealth in front of everyone?
00:05:28Lois, you're better than that.
00:05:30This is not up for discussion, Clark. We're done.
00:06:01Clark's here to run over a few blockbuster projects with me.
00:06:05Hi.
00:06:08It appears you have company. I'll see you at the office tomorrow.
00:06:16I mean, who can blame him? Gave up the one guy I truly loved and now he's the biggest star in the country.
00:06:23And here I am.
00:06:28Kicked out by a cheater and a liar and a jerk.
00:06:33Way to go, Lois.
00:06:46Cain!
00:06:49Cain! You are late!
00:06:51Or have you forgotten you're not the big shot journalist you used to be?
00:06:55Is that alcohol I smell?
00:06:58I'm so sorry, boss. It was...
00:07:07There. That should help.
00:07:09By the way, I'm sending you back down to the entertainment desk.
00:07:12That department is on the chopping block.
00:07:14And I could use someone who can handle a diva actor.
00:07:16Last chance, Cain. Don't screw this up.
00:07:21Listen up, everyone.
00:07:23This is Lois Cain, your newest team member.
00:07:26Wow, wow, wow. Look who it is.
00:07:31She's my new boss?
00:07:33I know you all have heard the rumors about the billionaire acquiring our magazine.
00:07:37Brace yourselves. Buckle up.
00:07:40Iris doing it for his first love.
00:07:42I wonder who the lucky girl is.
00:07:47Lost your dad. Lost your man.
00:07:50And now you're about to lose your job, too?
00:07:53Must be tough, huh?
00:07:56And once I charm the new boss, you'll be out of here for good.
00:08:04Charm the new boss, you'll be out of here for good.
00:08:10For good.
00:08:22Damn it, Stella!
00:08:24Press conference in ten. You're covering it.
00:08:27Oh, and don't be late or you're fired.
00:08:29Wait, ten minutes? But who's even...
00:08:31I don't want to use a pamphlet.
00:08:33Good luck with that.
00:08:41First at Barney's place, and now here?
00:08:45Why do I keep running into him?
00:08:48Hello? Ground Control to Major Cain.
00:08:54I apologize, Mr. Cavill.
00:08:56Sorry, can you repeat the question?
00:09:01Hello?
00:09:02I apologize, Mr. Cavill.
00:09:04Sorry, can you repeat the question?
00:09:07My question was, what do you think the theme of love is in notebooks?
00:09:11You're an entertainment journalist, so I figured you'd have some good insights, right?
00:09:17Right, of course, yes.
00:09:19The main characters, they go through a rough relationship,
00:09:23and their love goes through...
00:09:25Their emotions are high and low.
00:09:29Their love...
00:09:30This all sounds pretty generic to me, don't you think?
00:09:33Maybe you don't know what true love is,
00:09:37or miss the point of it entirely.
00:09:43Is it just me, or does Clark have it out for her?
00:09:46Yeah.
00:09:47Why is she soaked?
00:09:49Is she trying to seduce Clark or something?
00:09:51Definitely some tension there.
00:09:53I've never seen him like this.
00:09:55I appreciate your advice.
00:09:57If I may, it's clear Miss Cain is completely unprofessional.
00:10:04She's nothing but an amateur who can't even recognize the genius of Mr. Cavill.
00:10:10Let's get this incompetent reporter out of here!
00:10:15Don't touch her!
00:10:20Don't touch her!
00:10:22Close.
00:10:23Everyone, the press conference is over.
00:10:26Thank you for your time.
00:10:27What the hell are you doing, Clark?
00:10:33Ladies and gentlemen, we appreciate your understanding.
00:10:36Mr. Cavill will take further questions at a later time.
00:10:47Are you trying to ruin your career?
00:10:50If they go digging into our past...
00:10:53Since when do you care about my career?
00:10:55I thought you only cared about finding a rich guy.
00:10:57It still hurts to think about you now.
00:11:00The way you just ditched me for that jerk!
00:11:02Clark, I...
00:11:03You played me for years, from high school through college.
00:11:08I guess you really are just a gold digger in the end.
00:11:11Please.
00:11:12Please.
00:11:13Please.
00:11:14Please.
00:11:15Please.
00:11:16Please.
00:11:17Please.
00:11:18Please.
00:11:19Please.
00:11:20Please.
00:11:21Please.
00:11:22Please, Clark, let me go.
00:11:23I've been waiting a long time for this.
00:11:27Lois.
00:11:46I am not letting you get away this time.
00:11:52God, did we really just kiss?
00:11:56Listen up, everyone.
00:11:58Big, huge news.
00:12:00Our magazine's been acquired and our new boss is on the way to meet us.
00:12:04So let's get it together and make a stellar first impression.
00:12:09Oh, and Lois, maybe try to look a little more presentable.
00:12:15No wonder your husband cheated.
00:12:17Excuse me?
00:12:18Save it.
00:12:19Go to the storage room and bring out all the old awards.
00:12:21We need to show our accomplishments off.
00:12:34Oh, sweet Lois.
00:12:36Let's wait until the superstar sees this fake article you posted.
00:12:41Say goodbye to your career, Lois Pulitzer-Kane.
00:12:45Say goodbye to your career, Lois Pulitzer-Kane.
00:12:57What the hell?
00:13:00Hello?
00:13:01Hello?
00:13:02Anyone out there?
00:13:03Hello?
00:13:06Oh, God.
00:13:11Please.
00:13:15Oh, God.
00:13:16No, no, no.
00:13:17Please.
00:13:18Stop, please, no.
00:13:19Lois.
00:13:20Lois.
00:13:21Hey.
00:13:22Lois.
00:13:24Look at me.
00:13:25Where are you?
00:13:27Hey, it's okay.
00:13:28I'm right here with you.
00:13:29Breathe with me.
00:13:33That's it.
00:13:34You're okay.
00:13:36I'm sorry.
00:13:43Is that Clark Kastle?
00:13:45With Lois?
00:13:46I told you they had a thing.
00:13:54Oh, my God, Lois.
00:13:56You didn't.
00:13:58What's happening?
00:14:00Lois Kane.
00:14:01You're under arrest for libel and defamation.
00:14:04defamation that's insane i didn't write that
00:14:10lois kane you're under arrest for libel and defamation
00:14:16that's insane i didn't write that i am so sorry mr cavill i had no idea lois
00:14:22would stoop this low
00:14:25you know i would never save it for the judges
00:14:29no wait wait let her go no i said let her go
00:14:33sir i said let her go
00:14:36already handled this ladies and gentlemen
00:14:39have an announcement as of today clark cavill is the new owner
00:14:43of daily globe
00:14:46holy shit he's my boss now and as the new owner i will make sure
00:14:52that this gets thoroughly investigated
00:14:57as the new owner i will make sure that this gets thoroughly investigated
00:15:01what the hell is he up to check the time stamp on the article
00:15:04it says was published around the same time lois and i were trapped in the
00:15:07storage room clearly this is some sort of setup maybe
00:15:12maybe she scheduled it in advance well let's check the security footage
00:15:17then chum i'll clear things up mr cavill
00:15:21the security system has been compromised all of the footage is gone
00:15:32hello trace the ip address back to the publisher of this article i need
00:15:36answers now what when you sent the photos in the
00:15:42article is jim kirby jim
00:15:47that scumbag and his mistress not again
00:15:54bring this jim kirby in for questioning and clearly he's the one behind the
00:15:57smear campaign wait that's not necessary
00:16:04i i mean why do you have to involve the cops
00:16:08in this
00:16:11it'll just draw more attention to the article
00:16:15well i can issue a statement saying that we were hacked
00:16:18and the article is fake fine but make sure it's convincing
00:16:25one more thing
00:16:29why exactly were lois and i trapped in that storage room
00:16:37i went in there to make a private phone call and she happened to walk in
00:16:40but somehow the door locked behind her
00:16:45clearly somebody here is more focused on sabotaging their co-workers
00:16:49rather than doing their actual job
00:16:54clearly somebody here is more focused on sabotaging their co-workers
00:16:57rather than doing their actual job
00:17:04perhaps it's time for new leadership to step in and
00:17:09talk of these issues but mr cavill i swear i
00:17:12honey i strongly suggest you get your staff under control this behavior will
00:17:16not fly under my wing
00:17:20understood
00:17:25that's all for now
00:17:32i've been waiting a long time for this
00:17:39he's up to something and whatever it is
00:17:46it's gonna turn my life upside down
00:17:55vodka tonic please make it strong i'm sorry miss our close for a private
00:17:59event tonight
00:18:02oh sorry sam she's with me
00:18:19so thanks for the seat back there no problem
00:18:24so uh what's going on with you and that gym guy
00:18:28um he cheated with my best friend we're divorced now i'm staying with
00:18:35barney just for now
00:18:39so uh going to another rich man didn't really work out
00:18:42car was a bitch that's not what happened but
00:18:46i have some money in vodka now too
00:18:51i could be your new sugar daddy
00:18:55so i could be your new sugar daddy go to hell clark i'm not some gold digging
00:19:00bitch oh really do you need me to remind you
00:19:03how our breakup went down i remember every detail you don't know
00:19:07the half of it then tell me lois why did you throw
00:19:09everything away for that prick i can't tell him the truth it destroy
00:19:14him and ruin his relationship with barney
00:19:17that's what i thought you just left just like that
00:19:47so
00:19:54you're mine lois remember that
00:20:17dammit
00:20:25damn it
00:20:36i figured you'd be hungry what do you want clark
00:20:40lois i want you to move in with me really you think that'd be a good idea
00:20:46they're everything between us i know i know but i'm not asking for a serious
00:20:50relationship okay just something simpler no strings
00:20:54attached just us that's insane lois you owe me
00:20:59after everything we've been through but i didn't
00:21:01is bonnie's couch really that comfortable
00:21:06what about the paparazzi won't they come sniffing around your place
00:21:09i'm on the radar here i moved in for that exact reason no one knows who i am
00:21:17what about the paparazzi sniffing around your place
00:21:19i'm under the radar here okay i moved in for that exact reason no one knows who
00:21:24i am here all right fine look i'll move in with
00:21:28you but only temporarily and you know if people found out about us
00:21:34it could ruin your career you know what you're right i'll just give
00:21:40up this whole celebrity thing now and move in with you
00:21:43you're right i'll just give up this whole celebrity thing now and uh
00:21:47i'm just gonna call barney in fact clark stop
00:21:50be serious i thought you wanted me to put our relationship ahead of my fame
00:21:55that's not what i meant and you know it look i just
00:22:00i don't want to be the reason you lose everything that you work so hard for
00:22:04you get it loud and clear baby
00:22:09i just have one more question just for fun
00:22:16i don't want to be the reason you lose everything that you work so hard for
00:22:20you get it loud and clear baby
00:22:25i just have one more question just for fun
00:22:29what if i did want you back i'm not in the mood for games
00:22:32i need an answer lois fine i'll
00:22:38i'll take you back the day you win an oscar happy now
00:22:42challenge accepted
00:22:46let me drive you to work at least no it's fine
00:22:49i'll get a new one
00:23:02you
00:23:11lois what the hell are you doing here jim none of your business get lost i saw
00:23:16you leaving that guy's house what are you shocking up with some
00:23:18random guy now i'm staying with a friend you idiot
00:23:22remember after you so kindly kicked me out right
00:23:25a friend once a cheater always a cheater lois
00:23:28you've got some nerve accusing me of cheating you lying sack of shit
00:23:32you know what you're just so desperate to find anyone who'd fake like your
00:23:36performance shut the fuck up
00:23:54you okay
00:24:03sir will you step away get the fuck who the fuck are you guys
00:24:08get out of my way
00:24:12you son of a bitch hey watch it you clumsy idiot
00:24:15no look what you made me do me you're the one who fuck are you guys
00:24:18let's go
00:24:22damn it
00:24:28ah okay so that's your new sugar daddy hey lois
00:24:38i'll take you back the day you win an oscar happy now challenge accepted
00:24:44ah okay so that's your new sugar daddy hey lois
00:24:57hey sin i really appreciate you having my back out there
00:25:03no problem
00:25:06i mean it's not like you left me for a loser or anything like that
00:25:10oh wait really clark you're gonna throw this in my face right now
00:25:15lois i'm just saying you made your choice and this happened
00:25:19you know what i don't need this pull over please
00:25:25i'm getting out
00:25:34mr cavill why would you say something like that
00:25:38if it's obvious you still love her
00:25:43follow her make sure she gets to the office safely
00:25:51it's me i need you to look into jim kirby i need to know contacts
00:25:55movements everything no stone left on earth
00:26:00you
00:26:04well well well look who finally decided to show up
00:26:10i've got a special assignment for you lois what is it this time
00:26:13you're going to be interviewing that smoking hot new singer jace hawthorne
00:26:18oh and it's live live well look i'm gonna need some time to
00:26:23prepare no time here's the list live in five
00:26:28don't screw this up
00:26:46good morning everyone i'm lois kane and today we're joined by singing sensation
00:26:50jace hawthorne it's great to be here adjust the camera
00:26:53lois i need a better angle on jace
00:26:58a little lower
00:27:03this is perfect girl
00:27:16stella are you serious i can't ask him these they're so inappropriate
00:27:20that's the list jace approved so get the fuck on with it unless you want to
00:27:24get fired or blacklisted from every media outlet in this city
00:27:30so jace rumors are spreading that your last album tanked because you were
00:27:36sleeping around and partying too much care to comment
00:27:41what the hell did you just say
00:27:44did you know about this was this your plan all along to humiliate
00:27:50me on live tv for ratings
00:27:58you got a major problem you need to see us now
00:28:06did you know about this was this your plan all along to humiliate me on live
00:28:10tv for ratings no i'd save it we all saw you messing with
00:28:14that camera this is slander no still please tell them it wasn't my
00:28:18idea grab her no i'm not going anywhere until
00:28:22i get my answers no just please let me explain
00:28:26don't touch her
00:28:56don't touch her
00:29:14jace we're leaving now oh are you all right
00:29:26let's go
00:29:40you're okay
00:29:43okay i'll be right back
00:29:55what the hell were you thinking pulling a stunt like that
00:30:02don't touch her
00:30:05what the hell were you thinking pulling a stunt like that mr
00:30:09i swear it was a mistake my assistant must have given her the wrong list
00:30:13you're fired grab your things and go please sir i can't lose this job my mom's
00:30:20in the hospital that's not my problem get out wait no it wasn't her fault
00:30:26please just give her another chance
00:30:32all right but if anything like this happens again you're both out
00:30:36understood
00:30:39okay
00:30:41go
00:30:49um
00:30:51thanks again
00:30:53look
00:30:55you need to be more careful
00:30:57you were way too trusting
00:30:59that could get you into some trouble
00:31:01really
00:31:03that's what you're going with right now
00:31:05look i don't need another lecture
00:31:09because i know
00:31:11how it feels walking down the door
00:31:13when i leave
00:31:15it feels the same
00:31:17stupid metaphor
00:31:19i don't know
00:31:21what the hell were you thinking
00:31:23pulling a stunt like that
00:31:25mr
00:31:27i swear it was a mistake
00:31:29my assistant must have given her the wrong list
00:31:31you're fired
00:31:33go
00:31:35go
00:31:37go
00:31:49we should be not here
00:31:51i don't know
00:31:53i don't know
00:31:55how it feels
00:31:57walking down the door
00:31:59when i leave
00:32:01it's the same
00:32:03stupid metaphor
00:32:05you know i keep it slow
00:32:07baby it's fine
00:32:09alright listen up
00:32:11everyone i've got an exciting
00:32:13opportunity to announce
00:32:15mr clarkville will be filming a new
00:32:17documentary
00:32:19and he needs one of our journalists to shadow him
00:32:21documenting every moment
00:32:23the chosen journalist will live in clark's
00:32:25house
00:32:27and work alongside him 24-7
00:32:29until the documentary is completed
00:32:31afterward
00:32:33write an exclusive piece on the entire experience.
00:32:36The closer I keep you, the less chance you have
00:32:39of getting hurt this night.
00:32:40♪ I'm saying I see it this morning ♪
00:32:47♪ I feel it as I'm falling ♪
00:32:49♪ And I know the same thing you never know ♪
00:32:52♪ It's staying in your face when I need it more ♪
00:32:56♪ And I'm holding the space to go to ignore it ♪
00:33:00Wayne, we shouldn't, not here.
00:33:02Why not?
00:33:03I own the place, remember?
00:33:04♪ I know how it feels walking out the door ♪
00:33:07♪ When I leave it's the same stupid metaphor ♪
00:33:11♪ I don't love you the same, now I keep it slow baby it's fine ♪
00:33:18All right, listen up everyone.
00:33:19I've got an exciting opportunity to announce.
00:33:22Mr. Clark Cavill will be filming a new documentary
00:33:26and he needs one of our journalists to shadow him,
00:33:28documenting every moment.
00:33:30The chosen journalist will live in Clark's house
00:33:33and work alongside him 24-7
00:33:35until the documentary is completed.
00:33:38Afterward, he'll write an exclusive piece
00:33:41on the entire experience.
00:33:42The closer I keep you,
00:33:43the less chance you have of getting hurt last night.
00:33:48I'm the right fit for this project.
00:33:56I appreciate the offer, Mr. Cavill,
00:34:00but I don't believe I'm the right fit for this project.
00:34:03Lois, if you don't take this opportunity,
00:34:06I will hand it to a competition on the silver platter.
00:34:08Lois, if you pass up this opportunity,
00:34:12I will have no choice but to let you go.
00:34:14Don't, we cannot afford to lose this opportunity.
00:34:22All right, I'll do it.
00:34:24First the storage room incident, then last night.
00:34:28There's definitely something going on between these two.
00:34:32All right, everyone, back to work.
00:34:36Jim, it's me.
00:34:39I need a favor.
00:34:41Get your paparazzi buddies to keep a close eye
00:34:43on Clark Cavill.
00:34:45I think there's a juicy story brewing.
00:34:54So, about tonight's awards ceremony.
00:34:59What about it?
00:35:01You're coming with me, as partner.
00:35:04Clark, I don't think that's gonna...
00:35:05My team will help you get ready.
00:35:08It's all part of the documentary.
00:35:11Ladies, she's all yours.
00:35:24So, spill it, what's going on between you and Mr. Cavill?
00:35:29Oh, um, no, we're just colleagues.
00:35:33Sure, colleagues, got it.
00:35:38You know, it's kind of sad.
00:35:40I heard he's still hung up on his ex.
00:35:42Heard him once totally wasted,
00:35:44swearing he was gonna make it big to win her back.
00:35:46He was a mess.
00:35:47After all this time, he still doesn't seem to care.
00:35:54Oh.
00:35:58Great day.
00:36:05I've got some money in my pocket.
00:36:07So, there's a chance today I can take the day off.
00:36:10Now take care.
00:36:12It's gonna be hard, remember?
00:36:13You know I'm always gonna miss you, Clark.
00:36:15We'll get through it.
00:36:17He's gonna need you to do a good deed,
00:36:19or at least stand by the walls.
00:36:21He knows you'll be here.
00:36:22you you look good thank you you look stunning as always you ready to go
00:36:34actually Clark there's something I need to tell you I've been thinking a lot
00:36:39about it and I think I might want to there's my favorite power couple I can't
00:36:49it would crush him if he found out the truth about our breakup
00:36:54seriously Jim you're one to talk about
00:37:23what's that supposed to mean maybe the fact that you couldn't keep it in your
00:37:29pants while we were married did you cheat on your ex-wife
00:37:52okay you guys you want the real scoop here how about the fact that little miss
00:37:56cozying up some married film industry bigwig miss Kane is this true who is the
00:38:04mystery guy how long has this affair been happening he's lying it's clearly
00:38:09an attempt to deflect his own infidelity okay that's my proof I got a
00:38:15photo of two lovers caught in the act here's the proof everyone here's the
00:38:20married blow us she's been sneaking around ever since we've been married
00:38:26oh god what if it's Clark I've proof I got a photo of two lovers caught in the
00:38:34act here's the proof everyone here's the married blow us she's been sneaking
00:38:42around with the skis ever since we've been married
00:38:46that's a driver you idiot he was driving me to work
00:38:52stop lying Louis okay I saw you leave his house
00:39:06back off that's enough I'm the one you're looking for I'm the big wig in
00:39:12question here
00:39:20that's enough I'm the one you're looking for I'm the big wig in question here
00:39:31yes Lois and I go way back when we were classmates in college she's an
00:39:38incredibly talented journalist and that is why when I started making my
00:39:40documentary I knew I need someone with her skill set to capture the essence of
00:39:44my project is that the reason why she's been seen with you a lot lately yes she's
00:39:49currently writing an exclusive article about the making and the progress of the
00:39:53document
00:39:57mr. Kirby
00:40:00you have an issue of who I work with
00:40:05that's enough mr. Kirby you have an issue of who I work with
00:40:13look mr. DeVille I'm really sorry about the misunderstanding here okay you know
00:40:19how it is with exes things get heated is that so but anyways I want to talk with
00:40:25you about something my company and your movie I want to work with you yeah that's
00:40:31oh okay very closely I'm gonna make something crystal clear for you I will
00:40:38never do business with your company
00:40:43you got that not now and not ever
00:40:47you got that not now and not ever
00:40:51I will never do business with your company.
00:41:19Come on, let's get you dressed.
00:41:27So that's how it is, huh? Clark fucking Cabell.
00:41:31Get your paparazzi buddies to keep a close eye on Clark Cabell.
00:41:35I think there's a juicy story brewing.
00:41:38They must have some sort of arrangement. That's the only explanation.
00:41:48Find out where Clark Cabell's dressing room is. Now.
00:41:51Understood, Mr. Kennedy.
00:42:02You okay?
00:42:04Clark, if you weren't back there, I don't know what I would have done. Thank you.
00:42:09I meant what I said, Lois. I'll never let anyone hurt you.
00:42:15Was it always like that with Jim? The control, the humiliation?
00:42:24It was worse than anyone knew, actually.
00:42:28The constant cheating and the mind games, and then sometimes when he would get really mad, he would just...
00:42:34He hit you?
00:42:38Lois, that will never happen again.
00:42:42I swear, as long as I'm with you, no one will lay a hand on you.
00:42:47Okay.
00:43:13Come in, come in.
00:43:19One second.
00:43:21Mr. Cabell, I need to touch up your...
00:43:24Oh, oh, now's not a good time. It's okay.
00:43:26Nonsense. You can't have that handsome face looking shiny on camera.
00:43:29You really don't need to.
00:43:31Just hold still. This will only take a second.
00:43:37Okay.
00:43:43Okay.
00:43:57There you go, Mr. Cabell. Perfect as always.
00:44:01Would you mind giving me a moment?
00:44:09Are you okay?
00:44:11Yeah, okay, that was close.
00:44:13Yeah, that was close.
00:44:17Wow, I miss this. Being with you.
00:44:20Me too.
00:44:23You know, I really couldn't stop thinking about you.
00:44:42Hey, Clark, hurry up. The show's about to start.
00:44:48Hey, Clark, hurry up. The show's about to start.
00:44:51I'm sorry. I got to get going.
00:44:53I'll be fine. Go knock him dead.
00:45:01Good luck.
00:45:03Thought you might want to watch the show from here.
00:45:05Yeah, that would be awesome.
00:45:08Listen, Lewis, I need to get something off my chest.
00:45:12I'm sorry for what I did back then,
00:45:16convincing you to break up with Clark.
00:45:18Barney, we don't have to do this.
00:45:20No, please, let me finish.
00:45:22I thought I was doing what was best for Clark's career.
00:45:25I never realized how much I was hurting both of you.
00:45:28Yeah, but look at him now.
00:45:31Seemed to all work out in the end.
00:45:33Yeah, but look at him now.
00:45:36Seemed to all work out in the end.
00:45:38Maybe career-wise, but, Lewis,
00:45:41I've never seen him as happy as he was with you.
00:45:46I know it's not my place,
00:45:48but you and Clark, you're meant to be together.
00:45:55I know it's not my place,
00:45:57but you and Clark, you're meant to be together.
00:45:59Yeah, but, Barney,
00:46:01if he finds out the truth about our breakup,
00:46:04I mean, what will it do to your friendship?
00:46:07You're like a brother to him.
00:46:09And that's exactly why you should tell him.
00:46:11He deserves the truth,
00:46:13and you both deserve to be happy.
00:46:16There were so many nights
00:46:19he'd get drunk and just call out your name over and over.
00:46:24And during the toughest times in his career,
00:46:27he'd always, he'd always say,
00:46:30I'm gonna make it big for her, for Lois.
00:46:34You were his motivation, though, even when you weren't there.
00:46:37Okay, Barney.
00:46:39Okay, you're right.
00:46:41Look, after the ceremony, I'm gonna tell him.
00:46:43I'm gonna tell him, and no more running, no more hiding.
00:46:46Thank you, Lois, for fixing the mistake that I made.
00:46:58And the award for Best Actor goes to...
00:47:02Clark Seville.
00:47:08Wow, this is, this is incredible.
00:47:12Thank you all so much.
00:47:14I actually want to dedicate this award to someone
00:47:17who has been a part of my life
00:47:19for the longest time,
00:47:21and I want to thank her for that.
00:47:24I actually want to dedicate this award to someone.
00:47:27Someone very special to me.
00:47:33Oh, my God!
00:47:34What the hell?
00:47:51Oh, my God!
00:47:55Uh...
00:47:57How long have you been seeing Lois Kane?
00:48:01Is this why you turned down Jim Kirby's business offer?
00:48:04Because of your history with his ex-wife?
00:48:10Okay.
00:48:12Lois and I fell in love in high school,
00:48:14and we stayed together through college.
00:48:16I was a struggling actor back then,
00:48:18and Lois worked two jobs to support me.
00:48:21To support my dream.
00:48:23She believed in me, even when I didn't believe in myself.
00:48:26Lois is the love of my life.
00:48:30So why did you break up?
00:48:41So why did you break up?
00:48:43Lois and I broke up due to a misunderstanding.
00:48:46I thought that she left me for another man.
00:48:49I thought that she left me for a wealthy man,
00:48:52but it turns out I was wrong.
00:48:55My mistake was I didn't fight for her.
00:48:58I should have fought for her, for us.
00:49:01Oh, God, he never believed I would choose money over him.
00:49:05Lois, if you're watching this, I love you.
00:49:08I never stopped.
00:49:10Will you take me back?
00:49:13Well, folks, if Lois agrees,
00:49:16you should come up here and give Clark a big old kiss.
00:49:18Don't you?
00:49:23What are you waiting for? Go get your man.
00:49:30So why did you break up?
00:49:37To true love.
00:49:47Oh, sweet dreams, Barney.
00:50:09Clark! Clark! It's Lois.
00:50:12Barney? Barney, what happened? Where's Lois?
00:50:15I think... I think she's been kidnapped.
00:50:18What?
00:50:29What?
00:50:30Someone drugged me. I want to look up.
00:50:45What?
00:51:03What?
00:51:04Find the security footage now.
00:51:07Sir, Kikana tried to sneak out the back.
00:51:10She had this.
00:51:15Stella?
00:51:21Stella?
00:51:25What the hell? Where is Jim? Where'd he take Lois?
00:51:28I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:51:30Cut the crap, Stella. I know you're Jim's little side piece.
00:51:33Start talking.
00:51:36Oh, please.
00:51:38How do you know she didn't run off with Jim willingly?
00:51:41Think about it, Clark.
00:51:43Her ex-husband whisks her away?
00:51:46Sounds like they're after your cash, if you ask me.
00:51:51Face it.
00:51:53She chose Jim over you.
00:51:56She doesn't love you.
00:51:58Stop lying to yourself.
00:52:07She doesn't love you.
00:52:09Stop lying to yourself.
00:52:13Stop lying to yourself.
00:52:19I doubted Lois once.
00:52:21I let my pride and insecurities get in the way.
00:52:23I lost her because of it. I will not let that happen again.
00:52:39I lost her because of it. I will not let that happen again.
00:52:42I'm choosing to believe in her.
00:52:44I will not let you stand in the way or anything.
00:52:46Can you believe this guy, Lois?
00:52:48He's actually doubling down on his bullshit.
00:52:51Lois, if you're watching this, I love you.
00:52:54I always have, and I always will.
00:52:56I will find you.
00:52:58I love you, too, Clark.
00:53:04Lois, if you're watching this, I love you.
00:53:07I always have, and I always will.
00:53:09I will find you.
00:53:11I can't believe him.
00:53:13I thought for sure he would think that you'd run off on him again.
00:53:15You're wrong about Clark, and you're wrong about me.
00:53:18I'll never leave Clark again.
00:53:21Well, if I can't settle for destroying your fairy tale little ending, Lois,
00:53:25then I guess I'll just have to settle for you and me.
00:53:28What are you doing?
00:53:30Come on.
00:53:31What are you doing?
00:53:35I'm not your puppet.
00:53:42You're gonna regret that.
00:54:07Stella, this is your last chance.
00:54:09Where is Lois?
00:54:14If you don't tell me right now, I swear I will never let you work in this industry again.
00:54:20You...
00:54:22Stella, I get it.
00:54:24You think you loved him.
00:54:26But he's just using you just like he did with Lois.
00:54:31I love you.
00:54:38Sunset Hotel, room 237.
00:54:41I love you.
00:54:57Let's see how your precious little Clark lets you go.
00:55:08Lois. Lois.
00:55:10Are you okay?
00:55:12Oh, my God.
00:55:13This isn't over.
00:55:17Lois, come on. Wake up.
00:55:41Hey, beautiful.
00:55:43Clark?
00:55:45Lois.
00:55:47There's something you need to know.
00:55:49Last night, the doctors came and they ran some tests on you while you were unconscious,
00:55:53and it turns out that you're pregnant.
00:56:01I'm pregnant?
00:56:05I'm pregnant?
00:56:07I'm pregnant?
00:56:10Yes.
00:56:12Yes.
00:56:20After all these years, I have a question for you.
00:56:24Yeah?
00:56:26Will you take me back? For good?
00:56:31Yes. Yes, of course, Clark. Of course.
00:56:36Hold on. I have one more question.
00:56:38Anything.
00:56:40Lois Cain.
00:56:43Will you marry me?
00:56:47Yes. Clark, a thousand times yes, of course.
00:56:53Oh, my God. It's beautiful, Clark.
00:56:56I love you.
00:57:06Look, please. Please try to understand.
00:57:09Barney was only doing what he thought was good for your career, okay?
00:57:12He was... He never meant to hurt us.
00:57:18I'm gonna need a best man, by the way.
00:57:21You in?
00:57:36Clark.
00:57:38Oh, you made my favorite. Just like in college.
00:57:41I remember every detail, baby.
00:57:49Breaking news in the entertainment world.
00:57:51Clark Reveal has just been nominated for an Oscar.
00:57:54The Oscar goes to Clark Reveal.
00:57:57Clark Reveal has just been nominated for an Oscar.
00:58:00Breaking news in the entertainment world.
00:58:02Clark Reveal has just been nominated for an Oscar.
00:58:05Oh, my God.
00:58:07Oh, my God. Congratulations, babe.
00:58:10In other news, sources close to Reveal
00:58:13have made shocking allegations
00:58:15about his rekindled romance with Lois Cain.
00:58:19What the hell?
00:58:31Mr. Cabell, how do you respond to the allegations
00:58:34that Miss Cain is only with you for your money?
00:58:36Those allegations are completely false.
00:58:39If I may.
00:58:47I have to set the record straight.
00:58:49Years ago, when Clark was starting out,
00:58:52I condemned him for what he did to me.
00:58:55Now, I have to set the record straight.
00:58:58When Clark was starting out,
00:59:00I convinced Lois to break up with him.
00:59:03I thought I was doing what was best for Clark's career.
00:59:06So Lois pretended to fall for a rich man
00:59:10to make Clark let her go.
00:59:14But the truth is,
00:59:17Lois did this out of love.
00:59:21She sacrificed her own happiness for Clark's success.
00:59:25I've witnessed their love since high school.
00:59:29Please stop these hurtful rumors.
00:59:33Let them be happy together.
00:59:35They deserve it.
00:59:37Nobody needs to know!
00:59:42Nobody needs to know!
00:59:45Jim? Jim, please.
00:59:48Let's talk about this, okay?
00:59:50Lois, there's nothing to talk about.
00:59:52This man has just ruined everything.
00:59:55Listen, look, I hear you.
00:59:58Jim, this is not the way.
01:00:00Why don't we just discuss what you want?
01:00:03I want you to work with me on my next movie.
01:00:06Close.
01:00:08Okay, you want to work with me?
01:00:10Let's make it official, then.
01:00:12I've got a contract right here.
01:00:15If you sign it,
01:00:18we got a deal, okay?
01:00:23Ha-ha!
01:00:27Freeze!
01:00:37And the Oscar goes to...
01:00:40Clark Cavill.
01:00:43Whoo-hoo!
01:00:45Yay!
01:00:47Whoo!
01:00:49Thank you so much.
01:00:53Wow, wow.
01:00:55Thank you, everybody, so much, truly.
01:00:57I am very honored and humbled
01:00:59to receive such astounding recognition today.
01:01:01This is truly an experience of a lifetime,
01:01:03and it means a lot to me.
01:01:07But none of this would have been possible
01:01:09without one thing,
01:01:11and that is the unwavering support
01:01:13of someone very special to me.
01:01:15And that person...
01:01:18And that person is my wife, Lois.
01:01:22Lois, you have been my rock,
01:01:25my inspiration, my everything.
01:01:28And on top of this,
01:01:30I also have one more announcement to make tonight,
01:01:32and that is that, as of today,
01:01:35I'll be officially retiring from acting.
01:01:38And I've decided to move into producing
01:01:42in order to spend more time with my family.
01:01:45in order to spend more time with my loved ones,
01:01:47my family, and overall focus
01:01:49on the next chapter in my life.
01:01:51That also includes supporting my wife
01:01:53in her new career as a best-selling author.
01:01:57Thank you, everyone, again.
01:02:01Whoo!
01:02:03Whoo!
01:02:05Whoo!
01:02:07Whoo!
01:02:09Whoo!
01:02:11Whoo!
01:02:13Whoo!
01:02:15Whoo!