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00:00:00Babe? I'm home!
00:00:10Guess what? I'm in the running for another Pulitzer.
00:00:16Jim?
00:00:21Jim, what the fuck? You're cheating on me?
00:00:28With my best friend?
00:00:30Best friend? Please. If it weren't for Jim, I wouldn't even waste a minute on you.
00:00:38Don't make a scene in my house, Lois. I want a real wife, not someone chasing after a dead-end career.
00:00:44Maybe if you paid attention to Jim, honey, then you'd realize what he really needs.
00:00:49Cut the crap, bitch. My career is part of who I am. I bust my ass for everything that I've achieved.
00:00:54I even cover your rent, Stella. This is how you repay me. A knife in my back.
00:01:05The hell with your fucking career!
00:01:07Stop! You're insane!
00:01:09Get off me!
00:01:17You're worthless to me, Lois. Sign this and stay the hell out of my life.
00:01:21And don't ever come back to this house. My house!
00:01:24My house!
00:01:30Gladly, you heartless bastard. Marrying you was the worst decision of my life. You should have stayed with my ex.
00:01:37Who, Lois? Clark? Please. He's just a nobody. And he's a Hollywood superstar now. He doesn't want you.
00:01:47That's a good girl. Don't worry, we'll make sure to save you a proper seat at our wedding.
00:01:54You know what? I hope you both rot in hell!
00:02:02Yeah, she's getting a divorce.
00:02:04That scumbag cheated on her.
00:02:05She's our friend, Barney. Let her stay until my place is ready.
00:02:08Understood.
00:02:11Barney's been a good friend. Even after I broke up with Clark. He'll let me stay.
00:02:20Oh my god, Lois, what happened?
00:02:21It's Jim. He cheated and he kicked me out. Barney, I don't have anywhere else to go. Can I please stay with you tonight?
00:02:30Look, I promise I'll find somewhere else to stay tomorrow.
00:02:34Of course. Come on in.
00:02:39Take as long as you need. Jim wasn't husband material. I'm so glad you're done with him.
00:02:47How's our A-lister doing?
00:02:49You miss him?
00:02:51No, I'm just curious.
00:02:54Actually, Lois, he's um...
00:03:13Clark? My ex-boyfriend? He's here?
00:03:22Knock, knock, knock.
00:03:27Oh my god, Clark! What are you doing here?
00:03:32Can't a guy surprise his girl?
00:03:40So, how was the show?
00:03:42It was good. It ran longer than I expected, which is why I'm here tonight.
00:03:46Listen, I want to just say thank you for supporting my dream. I know that you're working really hard to keep us going.
00:03:56Hey, when you make it big, I'll just be counting on you to make it up to me.
00:04:02I'm okay with that.
00:04:11So, how's Clark doing?
00:04:15Clark's mom is sick and her treatment is expensive. I think he needs our help.
00:04:20Yeah, I mean, of course. I'll do anything I can to help. Actually, I was thinking that you might...
00:04:25That's the thing. A big agency wants to sign Clark. This could be his big break.
00:04:30Barney, that's incredible. I mean, this could change everything for him.
00:04:34There's a catch. The agency has this policy. They only sign actors who are single.
00:04:40So if you really love him, now's the time to decide.
00:04:46Happy anniversary, beautiful.
00:04:49Listen, Clark. We're done.
00:04:55Where'd you get this ring?
00:04:57I found it for someone else.
00:05:03I thought you loved me.
00:05:06If you really love him, now's the time to decide.
00:05:09What did you expect, Clark?
00:05:10You're just a struggling actor. But Jim? Jim's rich. He could give me the life that you never could.
00:05:15What? Jim? Like Jim Kirby, that snobbish rich asshole who just flaunts his wealth in front of everyone?
00:05:21Lois, you're better than that.
00:05:24This is not up for discussion, Clark. We're done.
00:05:40I love you.
00:06:01Clark's here to run over a few blockbuster projects with me.
00:06:05Hi.
00:06:08It appears you have company.
00:06:10I'll see you at the office tomorrow.
00:06:15I mean, who can blame him? Gave up the one guy I truly loved and now he's the biggest star in the country.
00:06:27And here I am.
00:06:32Kicked out by a cheater and a liar and a jerk.
00:06:37Way to go, Lois.
00:06:40Bye.
00:06:51Cain! You are late!
00:06:54Or have you forgotten you're not the big shot journalist you used to be?
00:06:58Is that alcohol I smell?
00:07:01I'm so sorry, boss. It was...
00:07:10That should help. By the way, I'm sending you back down to the entertainment desk.
00:07:14That department is on the chopping block and I could use someone who can handle a diva actor.
00:07:19Last chance, Cain. Don't screw this up.
00:07:23Listen up, everyone. This is Lois Cain, your newest team member.
00:07:29Wow, wow, wow. Look who it is.
00:07:33She's my new boss?
00:07:35I know you all have heard the rumors about the billionaire acquiring our magazine.
00:07:40Brace yourselves. Buckle up.
00:07:43Iris doing it for his first love. I wonder who the lucky girl is.
00:07:50Lost your dad, lost your man, and now you're about to lose your job, too?
00:07:57Must be tough, huh?
00:07:59And once I charm the new boss, you'll be out of here for good.
00:08:05Damn it, Stella!
00:08:07Press conference in ten. You're covering it.
00:08:10Oh, and don't be late or you're fired.
00:08:13Wait, ten minutes? But who's he going to...
00:08:15Owen, he's a handful.
00:08:17Good luck with that.
00:08:19I don't know.
00:08:21I don't know.
00:08:23I don't know.
00:08:25I don't know.
00:08:27I don't know.
00:08:29I don't know.
00:08:31I don't know.
00:08:32Good luck with that.
00:08:42First at Barney's place, and now here?
00:08:46Why do I keep running into him?
00:08:49Hello? Ground Control to Major Kane.
00:08:54I apologize, Mr. Cabell.
00:08:57Sorry, can you repeat the question?
00:09:02Hello?
00:09:04I apologize, Mr. Cabell.
00:09:06Sorry, can you repeat the question?
00:09:08My question was, what do you think the theme of love is in notebooks?
00:09:12You're an entertainment journalist, so I figured you'd have some good insights, right?
00:09:17Right, of course, yes.
00:09:20The main characters, they go through a rough relationship, and their love goes through...
00:09:26Their emotions are high and low.
00:09:29Their love...
00:09:30This all sounds pretty generic to me, don't you think?
00:09:33Maybe you don't know what true love is, or miss the point of it entirely.
00:09:43Is it just me, or does Clark have it out for her?
00:09:46Why, she sucked.
00:09:48Is she trying to seduce Clark or something?
00:09:51Definitely some tension there.
00:09:53I've never seen him like this.
00:09:55I appreciate your advice.
00:09:57If I may, it's clear Miss Kane is completely unprofessional.
00:10:05She's nothing but an amateur who can't even recognize the genius of Mr. Cabell.
00:10:10Let's get this incompetent reporter out of here.
00:10:15Don't touch her!
00:10:20Don't touch her!
00:10:22Close.
00:10:24Everyone, the press conference is over.
00:10:26Thank you for your time.
00:10:28What the hell are you doing, Clark?
00:10:33Ladies and gentlemen, we appreciate your understanding.
00:10:36Mr. Cabell will take further questions at a later time.
00:10:47Are you trying to ruin your career?
00:10:50If they go digging into our past...
00:11:02Since when do you care about my career?
00:11:05I thought you only cared about finding a rich guy.
00:11:07It still hurts to think about you now.
00:11:09The way you just ditched me for that jerk!
00:11:12Clark, I...
00:11:14You played me for years, from high school through college.
00:11:17I guess you really are just a gold digger in the end.
00:11:20Please, please Clark, let me go.
00:11:23I've been waiting a long time for this.
00:11:26Lois.
00:11:27Lois.
00:11:47I am not letting you get away this time.
00:11:50God, did we really just kiss?
00:11:53Listen up everyone.
00:11:55Big, huge news.
00:11:57Our magazine's been acquired and our new boss is on the way to meet us.
00:12:02So let's get it together and make a stellar first impression.
00:12:07Oh, and Lois, maybe try to look a little more presentable.
00:12:13No wonder your husband cheated.
00:12:15Excuse me?
00:12:17Save it.
00:12:19Go to the storage room and bring out all the old awards.
00:12:21We need to show our accomplishments off.
00:12:34Oh sweet Lois.
00:12:36Let's wait until the superstar sees this fake article you posted.
00:12:41Say goodbye to your career.
00:12:42Say goodbye to your career, Lois Pulitzer-Kane.
00:12:55What the hell?
00:12:58Hello?
00:13:00Hello?
00:13:02Anyone out there? Hello?
00:13:04Oh god.
00:13:06Oh god.
00:13:08Please don't.
00:13:10Please don't.
00:13:12Please don't.
00:13:14Please don't.
00:13:16Please don't.
00:13:18Please don't.
00:13:20Lois.
00:13:21Lois.
00:13:22Hey.
00:13:23Lois.
00:13:24Look at me.
00:13:25I'm right here.
00:13:27Hey, it's okay.
00:13:28I'm right here with you.
00:13:30Breathe with me.
00:13:33That's it.
00:13:34You're okay.
00:13:37You're okay.
00:13:44Is that Claire Cattle?
00:13:46With Lois?
00:13:48I told you they had a thing.
00:13:55Oh my god, Lois.
00:13:57You didn't.
00:13:59What's happening?
00:14:01Lois Kane.
00:14:03You're under arrest for libel and defamation.
00:14:05What?
00:14:06That's insane.
00:14:07I didn't write that.
00:14:11Lois Kane.
00:14:12You're under arrest for libel and defamation.
00:14:15What?
00:14:16That's insane.
00:14:17I didn't write that.
00:14:18I am so sorry, Mr. Cavill.
00:14:20I had no idea Lois would stoop this low.
00:14:25You know I would never.
00:14:26Save it for the judgements.
00:14:28Let go.
00:14:29No.
00:14:30Wait.
00:14:31Wait.
00:14:32Let her go.
00:14:33No.
00:14:34I said let her go.
00:14:36I've already handled this.
00:14:38Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement.
00:14:40As of today, Clark Cavill is the new owner of Daily Globe.
00:14:46Holy shit.
00:14:47He's my boss now?
00:14:50And, as the new owner, I will make sure that this gets thoroughly investigated.
00:14:57As the new owner, I will make sure that this gets thoroughly investigated.
00:15:01What the hell is he up to?
00:15:03Check the time stamp on the article.
00:15:05It says it was published around the same time Lois and I were trapped in the storage room.
00:15:08Clearly, this is some sort of setup.
00:15:11Maybe.
00:15:13Maybe she scheduled it in advance.
00:15:16Well, let's check the security footage then, shall we?
00:15:18That'll clear things up.
00:15:21Mr. Cavill, the security system has been compromised.
00:15:23All of the footage is gone.
00:15:33Hello?
00:15:34Trace the IP address back to the publisher of this article.
00:15:36I need answers now.
00:15:39What?
00:15:41The one who sent the photos and the article is Jim Kirby.
00:15:45Jim?
00:15:47That scumbag and his mistress.
00:15:49Not again.
00:15:54Bring this Jim Kirby in for questioning.
00:15:56Clearly, he's the one behind this smear campaign.
00:15:59Wait, that's not necessary.
00:16:04I mean...
00:16:06Why do you have to involve the cops in this?
00:16:12It'll just draw more attention to the article.
00:16:15But I can issue a statement saying that we were hacked and the article is fake.
00:16:21Fine, but make sure it's convincing.
00:16:26One more thing.
00:16:29Why exactly were Lois and I trapped in that storage room?
00:16:34I went in there to make a private phone call and she happened to walk in.
00:16:38But somehow, the door locked behind her.
00:16:43Clearly, somebody here is more focused on sabotaging their co-workers rather than doing their actual job.
00:16:51Clearly, somebody here is more focused on sabotaging their co-workers rather than doing their actual job.
00:17:04Perhaps it's time for a new leadership to step in and...
00:17:08tackle these issues on our own.
00:17:10But, Mr. Cavell, I swear I have no idea...
00:17:12Honey, I strongly suggest you get your staff under control.
00:17:14This behavior will not fly under my wing.
00:17:19Understood.
00:17:24That's all for now.
00:17:25That's all for now.
00:17:32I've been waiting a long time for this, Lois.
00:17:41He's up to something.
00:17:43And whatever it is, it's going to turn my life upside down.
00:17:55Vodka tonic, please. Make it strong.
00:17:57I'm sorry, miss. We're closed for a private event tonight.
00:18:02Oh, Sam.
00:18:04Sorry, Sam.
00:18:06She's with me.
00:18:19So, thanks for the save back there.
00:18:22No problem.
00:18:24So, uh, what's going on with you and that gym guy?
00:18:29Um, he cheated with my best friend.
00:18:33We're divorced now.
00:18:35I'm staying with Barney, just for now.
00:18:39So, uh, going to another rich man didn't really work out?
00:18:43Karma's a bitch.
00:18:44That's not what happened.
00:18:45But, I have some money in Vodka now, too.
00:18:49I could be your new sugar daddy.
00:18:53So, I could be your new sugar daddy.
00:18:56Go to hell, Clark. I'm not some gold-digging bitch.
00:18:58Oh, really? Do you need me to remind you how our breakup went down?
00:19:02I remember every detail.
00:19:04You don't know the half of it.
00:19:05Then tell me, Lois, why did you throw everything away for that prick?
00:19:08I can't tell him the truth.
00:19:10It'd destroy him and ruin his relationship with Barney.
00:19:14That's what I thought.
00:19:16You just left, just like that.
00:19:44You're mine, Lois. Remember that.
00:20:15Day 2
00:20:26Damn it.
00:20:36I figured you'd be hungry.
00:20:37What do you want, Clark?
00:20:40Lois, I want you to move in with me.
00:20:44Really? You think that'd be a good idea?
00:20:46After everything between us.
00:20:47I know, I know.
00:20:49But, I'm not asking for a serious relationship, okay?
00:20:51Just something simpler.
00:20:53No strings attached. Just us.
00:20:55That's insane.
00:20:57Lois, you owe me.
00:20:59After everything we've been through.
00:21:00But, I didn't...
00:21:01Is Barney's couch really that comfortable?
00:21:06What about the paparazzi? Won't they come sniffing around your place?
00:21:09I'm under the radar here.
00:21:10I'm under the radar here.
00:21:11I moved in for that exact reason. No one knows who I am.
00:21:18I moved in for that exact reason. No one knows who I am.
00:21:22What about the paparazzi? Won't they come sniffing around your place?
00:21:24I'm under the radar here. Okay?
00:21:27I moved in for that exact reason. No one knows who I am here.
00:21:31Alright, fine.
00:21:32Look, I'll move in with you, but only temporarily.
00:21:36You know, if people found out about us, it could ruin your career.
00:21:41You know what? You're right.
00:21:44I'll just give up this whole celebrity thing now, and...
00:21:47I'm just gonna call Barney, in fact, and...
00:21:49Clark, stop. Be serious.
00:21:51I thought you wanted me to put our relationship ahead of my fame.
00:21:55That's not what I meant, and you know it.
00:21:57Look, I just...
00:21:59I don't want to be the reason you lose everything that you worked so hard for.
00:22:03I get it.
00:22:05Loud and clear, baby.
00:22:08I just have one more question, just for fun.
00:22:15I don't want to be the reason you lose everything that you worked so hard for.
00:22:19I get it.
00:22:21Loud and clear, baby.
00:22:24I just have one more question, just for fun.
00:22:28What if I did want you back?
00:22:30I'm not in the mood for games.
00:22:31I'm not in the mood for games.
00:22:32I need an answer, Lois.
00:22:34Fine. I'll...
00:22:38I'll take you back the day you win an Oscar.
00:22:40Happy now?
00:22:42Challenge accepted.
00:22:46Let me drive you to work, at least.
00:22:48No, it's fine. I'll get a new car.
00:23:02Lois, what the hell are you doing here?
00:23:05Jim? None of your business. Get lost.
00:23:08I saw you leaving that guy's house.
00:23:10What, are you shacking up with some random guy now?
00:23:12I'm staying with a friend, you idiot.
00:23:14Remember, after you so kindly kicked me out?
00:23:17Right. A friend.
00:23:19Once a cheater, always a cheater, Lois.
00:23:21You've got some nerve accusing me of cheating, you lying sack of shit.
00:23:25I'm not a cheater.
00:23:27I'm not a cheater.
00:23:28You've got some nerve accusing me of cheating, you lying sack of shit.
00:23:32You know what? You're just so desperate to find anyone who'd fake like your performance.
00:23:36Shut the fuck up, Lois.
00:23:53You okay?
00:23:59You okay?
00:24:08Sir, please step away.
00:24:10Get the fuck...
00:24:12Who the fuck are you guys? Get out of my way.
00:24:19You son of a bitch.
00:24:21Hey, watch it, you clumsy idiot.
00:24:23No, I'm not a clumsy idiot.
00:24:25I'm not a clumsy idiot.
00:24:26You son of a bitch.
00:24:27Hey, watch it, you clumsy idiot.
00:24:28No, look what you made me do.
00:24:29Me? You're the one who...
00:24:30Who the fuck are you guys?
00:24:31Let's go.
00:24:32Get out of my way.
00:24:37Damn it.
00:24:44Okay.
00:24:46So that's who you should get out of here, Lois.
00:24:56Hey, Sin.
00:24:58I really appreciate you having my back out there.
00:25:02No problem.
00:25:05I mean, it's not like you left me for a loser or anything like that.
00:25:09Oh, wait.
00:25:11Really, Clark?
00:25:12You're gonna throw this in my face right now?
00:25:14Lois, I'm just saying, you made your choice and this happened.
00:25:18You know what? I don't need this.
00:25:20Pull over, please.
00:25:23I'm getting out.
00:25:26Okay.
00:25:33Mr. Cavill.
00:25:35Why would you say something like that if it's obvious you still love her?
00:25:42Follow her.
00:25:44Make sure she gets to the office safely.
00:25:50It's me.
00:25:51I need you to look into Jim Kirby.
00:25:53I need to know contacts, movements, everything.
00:25:55No stone left unturned.
00:26:02Well, well, well.
00:26:04Look who finally decided to show up.
00:26:08I've got a special assignment for you, Lois.
00:26:10What is it this time?
00:26:11You're going to be interviewing that smoking hot new singer, Jace Hawthorne.
00:26:16Oh, and it's live.
00:26:18Live?
00:26:19Well, look, I'm gonna need some time to prepare.
00:26:21No time.
00:26:22Here's the list.
00:26:23Live in five.
00:26:25Don't screw this up.
00:26:43Good morning, everyone.
00:26:44I'm Lois Kane, and today we're joined by singing sensation, Jace Hawthorne.
00:26:49It's great to be here.
00:26:50Adjust the camera, Lois.
00:26:51I need a better angle on Jace.
00:26:55A little lower.
00:27:00This is perfect, girl.
00:27:11Stella, are you serious?
00:27:13I can't ask him these.
00:27:14They're so inappropriate.
00:27:16That's the list Jace approved.
00:27:19So get the fuck on with it unless you want to get fired or blacklisted from every media outlet in this city.
00:27:26So, Jace, rumors are spreading that your last album tanked because you were sleeping around and partying too much.
00:27:34Care to comment?
00:27:37What the hell did you just say?
00:27:43We've got a major problem.
00:27:44You need to see us now.
00:27:49Did you know about this?
00:27:51Was this your plan all along to humiliate me on live TV for ratings?
00:28:01We've got a major problem.
00:28:02You need to see us now.
00:28:09Did you know about this?
00:28:11Was this your plan all along to humiliate me on live TV for ratings?
00:28:15Did you know about this?
00:28:16Was this your plan all along to humiliate me on live TV for ratings?
00:28:19Save it.
00:28:20We all saw you messing with that camera.
00:28:21This is slander.
00:28:23Stella, please tell them it wasn't my idea.
00:28:26Grab her.
00:28:27No.
00:28:28I'm not going anywhere until I get my answers.
00:28:30Just please let me explain.
00:28:42Don't touch her.
00:28:46Don't touch her.
00:29:01Chase.
00:29:02We're leaving now.
00:29:04Oh.
00:29:05Are you alright?
00:29:16Let's go.
00:29:24Sit down.
00:29:30You're okay.
00:29:31Here.
00:29:34Okay.
00:29:35I'll be right back.
00:29:36Alright.
00:29:46What the hell were you thinking pulling a stunt like that?
00:29:52What the hell were you thinking pulling a stunt like that?
00:29:54Mr. Cavill, I swear it was a mistake.
00:29:56My assistant must have given her the wrong list.
00:30:00You're fired.
00:30:01Grab your things and go.
00:30:03Please.
00:30:04Sir, I can't lose this job.
00:30:05My mom's in the hospital.
00:30:06That's not my problem.
00:30:07Get out.
00:30:08Wait.
00:30:09No.
00:30:10It wasn't her fault.
00:30:12Please.
00:30:13Just give her another chance.
00:30:16Alright.
00:30:18But if anything like this happens again, you're both out.
00:30:21Understood?
00:30:23Okay.
00:30:24Go.
00:30:31Um.
00:30:32Thanks again.
00:30:34Lois.
00:30:36You need to be more careful.
00:30:38You're way too trusting.
00:30:39That could get you into some trouble.
00:30:40Really?
00:30:41That's what you're going with right now?
00:30:43Look, I don't need another lecture.
00:30:45Go.
00:30:46Go.
00:31:14Wait.
00:31:15You shouldn't.
00:31:16Not here.
00:31:17Why not?
00:31:18I own the place, remember?
00:31:33Alright, listen up everyone.
00:31:34I've got an exciting opportunity to announce.
00:31:37Mr. Clark Cavill will be filming a new documentary.
00:31:40And he needs one of our journalists to shadow him.
00:31:43Documenting every moment.
00:31:44The chosen journalist will live in Clark's house.
00:31:47And work alongside him 24-7 until the documentary is completed.
00:31:52Afterward, they'll write an exclusive piece on the entire experience.
00:31:56The closer I keep you, the less chance you have of getting hurt last night.
00:32:02Afterward, they'll write an exclusive piece on the entire experience.
00:32:07I'll do it, Mr. Cavill.
00:32:09I'm the perfect choice for this project.
00:32:12Actually, I've already made my decision.
00:32:15Lois.
00:32:17I want you to be part of this project.
00:32:23Mr. Cavill.
00:32:24Lois's background is in finance.
00:32:26I have far more experience.
00:32:29My decision is final, Stella.
00:32:33Miss Kane.
00:32:35What do you say?
00:32:39Clark, I know you're trying to protect me.
00:32:41But do you really think it's a good idea?
00:32:43Yeah, I do.
00:32:45So, Lois, what's it going to be?
00:32:48The more time we spend together, the closer Clark might get to the truth about why I broke up with him.
00:32:54It could destroy his friendship with Barney.
00:32:57I appreciate the offer, Mr. Cavill, but I don't believe I'm the right fit for this project.
00:33:02I appreciate the offer, Mr. Cavill, but I don't believe I'm the right fit for this project.
00:33:07Lois.
00:33:09If you don't take this opportunity, I will hand it to your competition on a silver platter.
00:33:13Lois!
00:33:15If you pass up this opportunity, I will have no choice but to let you go.
00:33:19But don't.
00:33:20We cannot afford to lose this opportunity.
00:33:25I'm sorry.
00:33:27I'm sorry.
00:33:29I'm sorry.
00:33:31Okay.
00:33:34All right.
00:33:35I'll do it.
00:33:38First the storage room incident, then last night.
00:33:41There's definitely something going on between these two.
00:33:45All right, everyone.
00:33:46Back to work.
00:33:49Jim.
00:33:50It's me.
00:33:52I need a favor.
00:33:54Get your paparazzi buddies to keep a close eye on Clark Cavill.
00:33:58I think there's a juicy story brewing.
00:34:08So, about tonight's awards ceremony.
00:34:12What about it?
00:34:14You're coming with me.
00:34:16As part of the crew.
00:34:18Clark, I don't think that's a good idea.
00:34:19My team will help you get ready.
00:34:21It's all part of the documentary.
00:34:24Ladies, she's all yours.
00:34:38So, spill it.
00:34:40What's going on between you and Mr. Cavill?
00:34:43Oh, um.
00:34:45No, we're just colleagues.
00:34:47Sure.
00:34:48Colleagues.
00:34:49Got it.
00:34:54You know, it's kind of sad.
00:34:55I heard he's still hung up on his ex.
00:34:58Heard him once totally wasted swearing he was going to make it big to win her back.
00:35:01He was a mess.
00:35:03After all this time, he's still...
00:35:24Wow.
00:35:36You...
00:35:38You look good.
00:35:41And you look stunning, as always.
00:35:45You ready to go?
00:35:47Actually, Clark, there's something I need to tell you.
00:35:49I've been thinking a lot about it and I think I might want to...
00:35:52There's my favorite power couple.
00:35:55What's up, man?
00:35:58I can't do this.
00:36:00It would crush him if he found out the truth about our breakup.
00:36:20How'd you manage to snag an invite to this shit, Nick Lewis?
00:36:26What, did you, uh, land yourself a sugar daddy?
00:36:31Seriously, Jim?
00:36:32You're one to talk about shameless behavior.
00:36:35What's that supposed to mean?
00:36:37I don't know.
00:36:38Maybe the fact that you couldn't keep it in your pants while we were married?
00:36:41Did you cheat on your ex-wife?
00:36:43No, but...
00:36:44Mr. Kirby, is it true you cheated on your ex-wife?
00:36:46No, that's not what's going on.
00:36:48That's not what's going on.
00:36:50Miss Kane, can you elaborate on these allegations?
00:37:00Is it true you cheated on your ex-wife?
00:37:01No, no, that's not what...
00:37:02Miss Kane, can you explain these allegations?
00:37:05Okay, okay, you guys.
00:37:06Do you want the real scoop here?
00:37:07How about the fact that little Miss Kirby has been cozying up with some married film industry bigwig?
00:37:12What? That's absurd!
00:37:13Miss Kane, is this true?
00:37:15Who is the mystery guy?
00:37:17How long has this affair been happening?
00:37:19He's lying.
00:37:20It's clearly an attempt to deflect his own infidelity.
00:37:23Okay, Lois.
00:37:24Is that so?
00:37:26I have proof.
00:37:27I got a photo of the two lovers caught in the act.
00:37:30Here's the proof, everyone.
00:37:31Here's the married bigwig that's cozying up with Lois.
00:37:36She's been sneaking around with the Skeezer ever since we've been married.
00:37:39Oh, God.
00:37:40What if it's Clark?
00:37:43I have proof.
00:37:44I got a photo of the two lovers caught in the act.
00:37:48Here's the proof, everyone.
00:37:49Here's the married bigwig that's cozying up with Lois.
00:37:54She's been sneaking around with the Skeezer ever since we've been married.
00:38:00That's a driver, you idiot.
00:38:01He was driving me to work.
00:38:06Stop lying, Lois, okay?
00:38:08I saw you leave his house.
00:38:10Get off me!
00:38:18I can't...
00:38:20Back off.
00:38:21That's enough.
00:38:22I'm the one you're looking for.
00:38:23I'm the bigwig in question here.
00:38:25Mr. Cavill, can you tell us about your relationship with Miss Kane?
00:38:33That's enough.
00:38:34I'm the one you're looking for.
00:38:35I'm the bigwig in question here.
00:38:37Mr. Cavill, can you tell us about your relationship with Miss Kane?
00:38:45Yes.
00:38:46Lois and I go way back when we were classmates in college.
00:38:50She's an incredibly talented journalist, and that is why when I started making my documentary,
00:38:54I knew I needed someone with her skill set to capture the essence of my project.
00:38:58Is that the reason why she's been sitting with you a lot lately?
00:39:01Yes.
00:39:02She's currently writing an exclusive article about the making and the progress of the documentary.
00:39:10Mr. Kirby,
00:39:12do you have an issue with who I work with?
00:39:19Mr. Kirby,
00:39:22do you have an issue with who I work with?
00:39:26Look, Mr. Cavill, I'm really sorry about the misunderstanding here, okay?
00:39:32You know how it is with exes. Things get heated.
00:39:35Is that so?
00:39:37But anyways, I want to talk with you about something.
00:39:39My company and your movie. I want to work with you.
00:39:42Yeah, that's not going to happen.
00:39:47Oh, okay. What are you talking about?
00:39:49Listen to me very closely. I want to make something crystal clear for you.
00:39:53I will never do business with your company.
00:39:58You got that? Not now, and not ever.
00:40:10Come on, let's get you dressed.
00:40:24I will never do business with your company.
00:40:33Come on, let's get you dressed.
00:40:40So that's how it is, huh? Clark fucking Cavill.
00:40:45Get your paparazzi buddies to keep a close eye on Clark Cavill.
00:40:49I think there's a juicy story brewing.
00:40:52They must have some sort of arrangement. That's the only explanation.
00:41:00Find out where Clark Cavill's dressing room is. Now.
00:41:03Understood, Mr. Kirby.
00:41:10You okay?
00:41:12Clark, if you weren't back there, I don't know what I would have done. Thank you.
00:41:18I meant what I said, Lois. I'll never let anyone hurt you.
00:41:24Was it always like that with Jim? The control, the humiliation?
00:41:34It was worse than anyone knew.
00:41:37It was worse than anyone knew, actually.
00:41:41The constant cheating and the mind games, and then sometimes when he would get really mad, he would just...
00:41:47He hit you.
00:41:51Lois, that will never happen again. I swear, as long as I'm with you, no one will lay a hand on you.
00:42:00Okay.
00:42:06Okay.
00:42:33One second.
00:42:35Mr. Cavill, I need to catch up here.
00:42:37Oh, oh, now's not a good time. It's okay.
00:42:39Nonsense! Can't have that handsome face looking shiny on camera.
00:42:42Lily, you don't need to.
00:42:43Just hold still. This will only take a second.
00:42:50Okay.
00:43:05There you go, Mr. Cavill. Perfect, as always.
00:43:08Um, would you mind giving me a moment?
00:43:10Sure.
00:43:17Are you okay?
00:43:18Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay. That was close.
00:43:20Yeah, that was close.
00:43:24Wow, I miss this. Being with you.
00:43:28Me too.
00:43:29You know, I really couldn't stop thinking about you.
00:43:53Hey, Clark, hurry up. The show's about to start.
00:43:56Hey, Clark, hurry up. The show's about to start.
00:44:02Hey, Clark, hurry up. The show's about to start.
00:44:05I'm sorry. I got to get going.
00:44:07I'll be fine. Go knock on deck.
00:44:14Good luck.
00:44:15Thanks.
00:44:16Well, you might want to watch the show from here.
00:44:18Yeah, that would be awesome.
00:44:21Listen, Lewis, I need to get something off my chest.
00:44:26I'm sorry for what I did back then.
00:44:30Convincing you to break up with Clark.
00:44:32Barney, we don't have to do this.
00:44:34No, please, let me finish.
00:44:36I thought I was doing what was best for Clark's career.
00:44:38I never realized how much I was hurting both of you.
00:44:42Yeah, but look at him now.
00:44:44Seemed to all work out in the end.
00:44:46Yeah, but look at him now.
00:44:48Seemed to all work out in the end.
00:44:50Maybe career-wise, but,
00:44:52Lewis, I've never seen him as happy as he was with you.
00:44:57I know it's not my place,
00:45:00but you and Clark, you're meant to be together.
00:45:06I know it's not my place,
00:45:08but you and Clark, you're meant to be together.
00:45:10Yeah, but Barney,
00:45:12if he finds out the truth about our breakup,
00:45:15I mean, what will it do to your friendship?
00:45:18You're like a brother to him.
00:45:20And that's exactly why you should tell him.
00:45:22He deserves the truth,
00:45:24and you both deserve to be happy.
00:45:28There were so many nights
00:45:31he'd get drunk and just call out your name over and over.
00:45:35And during the toughest times in his career,
00:45:38he'd always,
00:45:40he'd always say,
00:45:41I'm gonna make it big for her.
00:45:43For Lewis.
00:45:45You were his motivation, though, even when you weren't there.
00:45:48Okay, Barney.
00:45:50Okay, you're right.
00:45:52Look, after the ceremony, I'm gonna tell him.
00:45:54I'm gonna tell him, and no more running, no more hiding.
00:45:57Thank you, Lewis,
00:45:59for fixing the mistake that I made.
00:46:13And the award for best actor goes to...
00:46:16Clarke Covell.
00:46:24Wow, this is,
00:46:26this is incredible.
00:46:27Thank you all so much.
00:46:29I actually want to dedicate this award to someone,
00:46:32someone very special to me.
00:46:34I actually want to dedicate this award to someone,
00:46:37someone very special to me.
00:46:43Oh, my God!
00:46:45What the hell?
00:46:46What is...
00:47:01Oh, my God!
00:47:05Uh...
00:47:14Is this why you turned down Jim Kirby's business offer?
00:47:17Because of your history with his ex-wife?
00:47:22Okay.
00:47:24Lewis and I fell in love in high school,
00:47:26and we stayed together through college.
00:47:28I was a struggling actor back then,
00:47:31and Lewis worked two jobs to support me.
00:47:33me, to support my dream. She believed in me even when I didn't believe in myself.
00:47:38Lois is the love of my life. So why did you break up?
00:47:51So why did you break up? Lois and I broke up due to misunderstanding. I thought
00:47:58that she left me for a wealthy man, but it turns out I was wrong. My mistake was
00:48:05I didn't fight for her. I should have fought for her, for us. He never
00:48:10believed I would choose money over him. Lois, if you're watching this, I love you.
00:48:16I never stopped. Will you take me back?
00:48:21Well folks, if Lois agrees, she should come up here and give Clark a big old
00:48:26kiss. Don't you?
00:48:30What are you waiting for? Go get your man.
00:48:42To true love.
00:48:46Oh, sweet dreams Barney.
00:49:16Clark, Clark, it's Lois. Barney? Barney, what happened? Where's Lois? I think, I think
00:49:23she's been kidnapped. What?
00:49:31What? Someone dropped me when I woke up.
00:49:46What? Find the security footage now. Sir, your colleague tried to sneak out the back.
00:50:13She had this. Stella?
00:50:26Stella?
00:50:29What the hell? Where is Jim? Where'd he take Lois? I have no idea what you're
00:50:35talking about. Cut the crap, Stella. I know you're Jim's little sidekick. Start talking.
00:50:41Oh, please. How do you know she didn't run off with Jim willingly? Think about it,
00:50:47Clark. Her ex-husband whisks her away. Sounds like they're after your cash, if
00:50:53you ask me. Face it, she chose Jim over you. She doesn't love you. Stop lying to
00:51:05yourself.
00:51:11I doubted Lois once. I let my pride and insecurities get in the way. I lost her
00:51:15because of it. I will not let that happen again.
00:51:41I lost her because of it. I will not let that happen again. I'm choosing to believe in her. I will not let you stand in the way or anything.
00:51:50Can you believe this guy, Lois? He's actually doubling down on his bullshit.
00:51:55Lois, if you're watching this, I love you. I always have and I always will. I will
00:52:02find you. I love you too, Clark.
00:52:08Lois, if you're watching this, I love you. I always have and I always will. I will
00:52:15find you. I can't believe him. I thought for sure he would think that you'd run
00:52:19off on him again. You're wrong about Clark and you're wrong about me. I'll never leave Clark again.
00:52:26Well, if I can't settle for destroying your fairy tale little ending, Lois, then I guess I'll just have to
00:52:32settle for you and me and you. What are you doing? Come on. What are you doing? Get off of me. I'm not your puppet.
00:52:48You're gonna regret that.
00:53:02Stella, this is your last chance. Where is Lois?
00:53:19If you don't tell me right now, I swear I will never let you work in this industry again.
00:53:23You... Stella, I get it. You think you love Jim, but he's just using you just like he did with Lois.
00:53:43Sunset Hotel, room 237.
00:53:53I can see how your precious little Clark likes you now.
00:54:12Lois, Lois, are you okay? Oh my god. This isn't over.
00:54:19Lois, come on, wake up.
00:54:49Hey, beautiful. Clark? Lois, there's something you need to know. Last night,
00:54:57the doctors came and they ran some tests on you while you're unconscious and
00:55:01it turns out that you're pregnant.
00:55:08I'm pregnant?
00:55:12I'm pregnant?
00:55:13Yes, yes.
00:55:25After all these years, I have a question for you. Will you take me back for good?
00:55:36Yes, yes, of course, Clark, of course.
00:55:40Then I have one more question. Anything.
00:55:47Lois Cain, will you marry me?
00:55:53Yes, Clark, a thousand times yes, of course.
00:55:59Oh my god, it's beautiful.
00:56:02I love you.
00:56:10Look, please, please try to understand.
00:56:19Barney was only doing what he thought was good for your career, okay? He never meant to hurt us.
00:56:28I'm gonna need a best man, my boy. You in?
00:56:40Yes.
00:56:52Clark, oh, you made my favorite, just like in college.
00:56:56I remember every detail, baby.
00:56:58Breaking news in the entertainment world, Clark Goodville has just been nominated for an Oscar.
00:57:11Oh my god, oh my god, congratulations, babe.
00:57:15In other news, sources close to Goodville have made shocking allegations
00:57:21about his rekindled romance with Lois Cain.
00:57:25What the hell?
00:57:28Mr. Cabell, how do you respond to the allegations that Miss Cain is only with you for your money?
00:57:50Those allegations are completely false, if I may.
00:57:58I have to set the record straight.
00:58:02Years ago, when Clark was starting out, I convinced Lois to break up with him.
00:58:08I thought I was doing what was best for Clark's career.
00:58:11So Lois pretended to fall for a rich man to make Clark let her go.
00:58:19But the truth is, Lois did this out of love.
00:58:24She sacrificed her own happiness for Clark's success.
00:58:28I've witnessed their love since high school.
00:58:33Please stop these hurtful rumors.
00:58:36Let them be happy together.
00:58:39They deserve it.
00:58:39Nobody needs to know about this.
00:58:46Nobody needs to know about this.
00:58:49Jim, Jim, please.
00:58:51Jim, Jim, please.
00:58:54Let's talk about this, okay?
00:58:55Lois, there's nothing to talk about.
00:58:57This man has ruined everything.
00:59:01Look, I hear you.
00:59:03Jim, this is not the way.
00:59:05Why don't we just discuss what you want?
00:59:08I want you to work with me in my next movie.
00:59:11Lois, okay, you want to work with me?
00:59:15Let's make it official.
00:59:17I've got a contract right here.
00:59:19If you sign it, we got a deal.
00:59:31Freeze!
00:59:41And the Oscar goes to Clark Cavill.
00:59:49Thank you so much.
01:00:00Wow, wow.
01:00:02Thank you, everybody, so much, truly.
01:00:04I am very honored and humbled to receive such astounding recognition today.
01:00:08This is truly an experience of a lifetime, and it means a lot to me.
01:00:13But none of this would have been possible without one thing,
01:00:17and that is the unwavering support of someone very special to me.
01:00:21And that person...
01:00:26And that person is my wife, Lois.
01:00:31Lois, you have been my rock, my inspiration, my everything.
01:00:36And on top of this, I also have one more announcement to make tonight.
01:00:40And that is that, as of today, I'll be officially retiring from acting.
01:00:47And I've decided to move into producing in order to spend more time with my loved ones,
01:00:52my family, and overall focus on the next chapter of my life.
01:00:56That also includes supporting my wife in her new career as a best-selling author.
01:01:03Thank you, everyone, again.