The Oscar Winner Is My Ex Full Movie
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00:00:00Babe! I'm home!
00:00:09Guess what? I'm in the running for another Pulitzer.
00:00:16Jim?
00:00:21Jim, what the fuck? You're cheating on me?
00:00:27With my best friend?
00:00:29Best friend? Please. If it weren't for Jim, I wouldn't even waste a minute on you.
00:00:37Don't make a scene in my house, Lois. I want a real wife, not someone chasing after a dead-end career.
00:00:43Maybe if you paid attention to Jim, honey, then you'd realize what he really needs.
00:00:48Cut the crap, bitch. My career is part of who I am. I bust my ass for everything that I've achieved.
00:00:54I even cover your rent, Stella. This is how you repay me. A knife in my back.
00:01:04The hell with your fucking career!
00:01:06Stop! You're insane!
00:01:08Get off me!
00:01:16You're worthless to me, Lois. Sign this and stay the hell out of my life. And don't ever come back to this house. My house!
00:01:25Gladly, you heartless bastard. Marrying you was the worst decision of my life. You should have stayed with my ex.
00:01:32Who, Lois? Clark? Please. He's just a nobody. And he's a Hollywood superstar now. He doesn't want you.
00:01:42That's a good girl. Don't worry. We'll make sure to save you a proper seat at our wedding.
00:01:47You know what? I hope you both rot in hell.
00:01:54Yeah, she's getting a divorce.
00:01:55That scumbag cheated on her.
00:01:56Got it.
00:01:57She's our friend, Barney.
00:01:58Let her stay until my place is ready.
00:02:00Understood.
00:02:03Barney's been a good friend. Even after I broke up with Clark. He'll let me stay.
00:02:09Oh my god, Lois, what happened?
00:02:11It's Jim. He... he cheated and he kicked me out and... Barney, I don't have anywhere else to go. Can I please stay with you tonight?
00:02:18I... look, I promise. I promise I'll find somewhere else to stay tomorrow, okay?
00:02:22Of course. Come on in.
00:02:28I'm so sorry.
00:02:29It's okay.
00:02:30I'm sorry.
00:02:31I'm sorry.
00:02:32I'm sorry.
00:02:33I'm sorry.
00:02:34I'm sorry.
00:02:35I'm sorry.
00:02:37Take as long as you need.
00:02:41Jim wasn't husband material. I'm so glad you're done with him.
00:02:45How's our A-lister doing?
00:02:47You miss him?
00:02:49No. No. I'm just curious. I mean...
00:02:53Actually, Lois, he's um...
00:03:06Huh?
00:03:12Clark? My ex-boyfriend? He's here?
00:03:25Oh my god, Clark! What are you doing here?
00:03:30Can't a guy surprise his girl?
00:03:37So, how was the show?
00:03:40It was good. It ran longer than I expected, which is why I'm here.
00:03:44Listen, I want to just say thank you for supporting me in my dream.
00:03:50I know that you're working really hard to keep us going.
00:03:53Hey, when you make it big, I'll just be counting on you to make it up to me.
00:03:59I'm okay with that.
00:04:01Yeah?
00:04:07So, how's Clark doing?
00:04:11Clark's mom is sick, and her treatment is expensive. I think he needs our help.
00:04:16Yeah, I mean, of course. I'll do anything I can to help.
00:04:19Actually, I was thinking that you might...
00:04:21That's the thing. A big agency wants to sign Clark.
00:04:24This could be his big break.
00:04:26Barney! That's incredible! I mean, this could change everything for him!
00:04:30There's a catch. The agency has this policy.
00:04:33They only sign actors who are single.
00:04:35Oh.
00:04:36So, if you really love him, now's the time to decide.
00:04:48Happy anniversary, beautiful.
00:04:50Listen, Clark. We're done.
00:04:56Where'd you get this ring?
00:04:58I found it for someone else.
00:05:00I found it for someone else.
00:05:06I thought you loved me.
00:05:09So, if you really love him, now's the time to decide.
00:05:12What did you expect, Clark? You're just a struggling actor.
00:05:15But Jim? Jim's rich. He could give me the life that you never could.
00:05:19What? Jim? Like Jim Kirby? That snobbish rich asshole who just flaunts his wealth in front of everyone?
00:05:26Lois! You're better than that!
00:05:28This is not up for discussion, Clark. We're done.
00:05:58Clark's here to run over a few blockbuster projects with me.
00:06:03Hi.
00:06:05It appears you have company.
00:06:08I'll see you at the office tomorrow.
00:06:13I mean, who can blame him?
00:06:15Gave up the one guy I truly loved and now he's the biggest star in the country.
00:06:25And here I am.
00:06:29Kicked out by a cheater and a liar and a jerk.
00:06:35Way to go, Lois.
00:06:48Kane!
00:06:49You are late! Or have you forgotten you're not the big shot journalist you used to be?
00:06:55Is that alcohol I smell?
00:06:57I'm so sorry, boss. It was...
00:07:06There. That should help.
00:07:08By the way, I'm sending you back down to the entertainment desk.
00:07:11That department is on the chopping block.
00:07:13And I could use someone who can handle a diva actor.
00:07:15Last chance, Kane. Don't screw this up.
00:07:20Listen up, everyone.
00:07:22This is Lois Kane, your newest team member.
00:07:25Wow, wow, wow. Look who it is.
00:07:30She's my new boss?
00:07:32I know you all have heard the rumors about the billionaire acquiring our magazine.
00:07:36Brace yourselves. Buckle up.
00:07:39Iris doing it for his first love. I wonder who the lucky girl is.
00:07:46Lost your dad. Lost your man.
00:07:49And now you're about to lose your job, too?
00:07:52You're about to lose your job, too?
00:07:54Must be tough, huh?
00:07:57And once I charm the new boss, you'll be out of here for good.
00:08:04Once I charm the new boss, you'll be out of here for good.
00:08:19Damn it, Stella!
00:08:21Press conference in ten. You're covering it.
00:08:23Oh, and don't be late or you're fired.
00:08:26Wait, ten minutes?
00:08:27But, Christine, I don't want to be such a handful.
00:08:29Good luck with that.
00:08:39First at Barney's place, and now here?
00:08:42I guess my first question of the day.
00:08:44Why do I keep running into him?
00:08:46Hello. Ground Control to Major Kane.
00:08:51I apologize, Mr. Cabell.
00:08:54Sorry, can you repeat the question?
00:08:58Hello.
00:08:59I apologize, Mr. Cabell.
00:09:01Sorry, can you repeat the question?
00:09:03My question was, what do you think the theme of love is in notebooks?
00:09:08You're an entertainment journalist, so I figured you'd have some good insights, right?
00:09:14Right, of course, yes.
00:09:16The main characters, they go through a rough relationship, and their love goes through...
00:09:22Their emotions are high and low.
00:09:26Their love...
00:09:27This all sounds pretty generic to me, don't you think?
00:09:30Maybe you don't know what true love is, or miss the point of it entirely.
00:09:40Is it just me, or does Clark have it out for her?
00:09:43Yeah.
00:09:44She's sucked.
00:09:45Is she trying to seduce Clark or something?
00:09:47Definitely some tension there.
00:09:49I've never seen him like this.
00:09:51I appreciate your advice.
00:09:53If I may, it's clear Miss Kane is completely unprofessional.
00:10:02She's nothing but an amateur who can't even recognize the genius of Mr. Cabell.
00:10:07Let's get this incompetent reporter out of here.
00:10:12Don't touch her!
00:10:15Don't touch her!
00:10:17Close.
00:10:18Everyone, the press conference is over.
00:10:21Thank you for your time.
00:10:22What the hell are you doing, Clark?
00:10:28Ladies and gentlemen, we appreciate your understanding.
00:10:31Mr. Cabell will take further questions at a later time.
00:10:34Are you trying to ruin your career?
00:10:36If they go digging into our past...
00:10:49Since when do you care about my career?
00:10:51I thought you only cared about finding a rich guy.
00:10:53I don't care.
00:10:54I don't care.
00:10:55I don't care.
00:10:56I don't care.
00:10:57I don't care.
00:10:58I don't care.
00:10:59I don't care.
00:11:00I don't care.
00:11:01I don't care.
00:11:02Finding a rich guy still hurts thinking about you, you know?
00:11:05The way you just ditched me for that jerk!
00:11:08Look, Clark, I...
00:11:09You played me for years, from high school through college.
00:11:14I guess you really are just a gold digger in the end.
00:11:16Please, please Clark, let me go.
00:11:19I've been waiting a long time for this, Lois.
00:11:32I am not letting you get away this time God did we really just kiss listen up
00:11:54everyone big huge news our magazine's been acquired and our new boss is on the
00:12:01way to meet us so let's get it together and make a stellar first impression oh
00:12:06and Lois maybe try to look a little more presentable no wonder your husband
00:12:14cheated excuse me save it go to the storage room and bring out all the old
00:12:19awards we need to show our accomplishments off
00:12:32oh sweet Lois let's see until the superstars sees this fake article you
00:12:38posted say goodbye to your career Lois Pulitzer Cain
00:12:51what the hell hello hello anyone out there hello
00:13:01Oh God
00:13:15Lois, Lois, hey, Lois, look at me
00:13:20Where are you?
00:13:22Hey, it's okay
00:13:24Breathe
00:13:28That's it, you're okay
00:13:31Is that Clark Kassel?
00:13:41With Lois?
00:13:42I told you they had a thing.
00:13:45Oh my god, Lois.
00:13:52You didn't.
00:13:53What's happening?
00:13:54Lois Kane, you're under arrest for libel and defamation.
00:13:59What?
00:14:00That's insane.
00:14:01I didn't write that.
00:14:02Lois Kane, you're under arrest for libel and defamation.
00:14:03What?
00:14:04That's insane.
00:14:05I didn't write that.
00:14:06I am so sorry, Mr. Cavill.
00:14:07I had no idea Lois would stoop this low.
00:14:08You know I would never.
00:14:09Save it for the judges.
00:14:10Wait.
00:14:11No.
00:14:12Wait.
00:14:13Wait.
00:14:14Let her go.
00:14:15No.
00:14:16I said let her go.
00:14:17I said let her go.
00:14:18No.
00:14:19No.
00:14:20No.
00:14:21No.
00:14:22No.
00:14:23No.
00:14:24No.
00:14:25No.
00:14:26No.
00:14:27No.
00:14:28Let her go.
00:14:29No.
00:14:30No.
00:14:31No.
00:14:32Let her go.
00:14:33Let her go.
00:14:34Let her go.
00:14:35Let her go.
00:14:36Let her go.
00:14:37Barney handled this.
00:14:38Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement.
00:14:39As of today, Clark Cavill is the new owner of Daily Globe.
00:14:40Holy shit.
00:14:41He's my boss now?
00:14:44And as the new owner, I will make sure that this gets thoroughly investigated.
00:14:52As the new owner, I will make sure that this gets thoroughly investigated.
00:14:56What the hell is he up to?
00:14:57Check the timestamp on the article.
00:14:59It says it was published around the same time Lois and I were trapped in the storage room.
00:15:02Clearly, this is some sort of setup.
00:15:05Maybe...
00:15:06Maybe she scheduled it in advance.
00:15:09Well, let's check the security footage then, shall we?
00:15:12That'll clear things up.
00:15:14Mr. Greville, the security system has been compromised.
00:15:17All of the footage is gone.
00:15:19Hello?
00:15:28Trace the IP address back to the publisher of this article.
00:15:31I need answers now.
00:15:33What?
00:15:35The one who sent the photos in the article is Jim Kirby.
00:15:39Jim?
00:15:42That scumbag and his mistress.
00:15:44Not again.
00:15:48Bring this Jim Kirby in for questioning.
00:15:50Clearly, he's the one behind this smear campaign.
00:15:53Wait, that's not necessary.
00:15:58I mean...
00:16:00Why do you have to involve the cops in this?
00:16:05It'll just draw more attention to the article.
00:16:09Well, I can issue a statement saying that we were hacked and the article is fake.
00:16:15But make sure it's convincing.
00:16:19One more thing.
00:16:22Why exactly were Lois and I trapped in that storage room?
00:16:30I went in there to make a private phone call and she happened to walk in.
00:16:34But somehow, the door locked behind her.
00:16:39Clearly, somebody here is more focused on sabotaging their co-workers rather than doing their actual job.
00:16:47Clearly, somebody here is more focused on sabotaging their co-workers rather than doing their actual job.
00:16:58Perhaps it's time for a new leadership to step in and...
00:17:02Tackle these issues.
00:17:04But, Mr. Cavell, I swear I had no idea...
00:17:06I strongly suggest you get your staff under control. This behavior will not fly under my wing.
00:17:13Understood.
00:17:18That's all for now.
00:17:25I've been waiting a long time for this, Lois.
00:17:34He's up to something.
00:17:37And whatever it is, it's going to turn my life upside down.
00:17:48Vodka tonic, please. Make it strong.
00:17:50I'm sorry, miss. We're closed for a private event tonight.
00:17:55Oh, sorry.
00:17:57Sorry, Sam.
00:17:59She's with me.
00:18:12So, thanks for the seat back there.
00:18:15No problem.
00:18:17So, uh, what's going on with you and that gym guy?
00:18:22Um, he cheated. With my best friend.
00:18:26We're divorced now.
00:18:28I'm staying with Barney. Just for now.
00:18:32So, uh, going to another rich man didn't really work out.
00:18:36Karma's a bitch.
00:18:37That's not what happened.
00:18:38But, I have some money in Vodka now, too.
00:18:44I could be your new sugar daddy.
00:18:48So I could be your new sugar daddy.
00:18:51Go to hell, Clark. I'm not some gold-digging bitch.
00:18:53Oh, really?
00:18:55Do you need me to remind you how our breakup went down?
00:18:58I remember every detail.
00:18:59You don't know the half of it.
00:19:01Then tell me, Lois, why did you throw everything away for that prick?
00:19:04I can't tell him the truth.
00:19:06It'd destroy him and ruin his relationship with Barney.
00:19:10That's what I thought.
00:19:12You just left just like that.
00:19:42You're mine, Lois. Remember that.
00:20:12Damn it.
00:20:28I figured you'd be hungry.
00:20:29What do you want, Clark?
00:20:32Lois, I want you to move in with me.
00:20:36Really? You think that'd be a good idea?
00:20:38After everything between us.
00:20:39I know, I know.
00:20:41But I'm not asking for a serious relationship, okay?
00:20:43Just something simpler.
00:20:46No strings attached. Just us.
00:20:48That's insane.
00:20:49Lois, you owe me.
00:20:51After everything we've been through?
00:20:53But I didn't...
00:20:54Is Barney's couch really that comfortable?
00:20:58What about the paparazzi? Won't they come sniffing around your place?
00:21:01I'm under the radar here.
00:21:03I moved in for an exact reason. No one knows who I am.
00:21:08I moved in for an exact reason. No one knows who I am.
00:21:13What about the paparazzi? Won't they come sniffing around your place?
00:21:16I'm under the radar here.
00:21:18I moved in for an exact reason. No one knows who I am.
00:21:22Alright, fine.
00:21:24Look, I'll move in with you, but only temporarily.
00:21:28You know, if people found out about us, it could ruin your career.
00:21:33You know what? You're right.
00:21:36I'll just give up this whole celebrity thing now, and...
00:21:39I'm just gonna call Barney, in fact, and...
00:21:41Clark, stop! Be serious.
00:21:43I thought you wanted me to put our relationship ahead of my fame.
00:21:47That's not what I meant, and you know it.
00:21:49Look, I just...
00:21:51I don't want to be the reason you lose everything that you worked so hard for.
00:21:55I get it.
00:21:57Loud and clear, baby.
00:22:00I just have one more question, just for fun.
00:22:06What if I did want you back?
00:22:08I'm not in the mood for games.
00:22:10I need an answer, Lois.
00:22:12Fine. I'll...
00:22:16I'll take you back, the day you win an Oscar.
00:22:18Happy now?
00:22:20Challenge accepted.
00:22:22I don't want to be the reason you lose everything that you worked so hard for.
00:22:26I get it.
00:22:28Loud and clear, baby.
00:22:30I just have one more question, just for fun.
00:22:33What if I did want you back?
00:22:36Let me drive you to work, at least.
00:22:39No, it's fine. I'll get a new car.
00:23:01Lois, what the hell are you doing here?
00:23:03Jim?
00:23:05None of your business. Get lost.
00:23:06I saw you leaving that guy's house.
00:23:08What, are you shacking up with some random guy now?
00:23:10I'm staying with a friend, you idiot.
00:23:12Remember, after you so kindly kicked me out?
00:23:15Right, a friend.
00:23:17Once a cheater, always a cheater, Lois.
00:23:19You've got some nerve accusing me of cheating you lying sack of shit.
00:23:22You know what?
00:23:23You're just so desperate to find anyone who'd fake like your performance.
00:23:26Shut the fuck up, Lois.
00:23:33Lois!
00:23:44You okay?
00:23:54You okay?
00:24:04Sir, please step away.
00:24:06Who the fuck?
00:24:07Who the fuck are you guys?
00:24:08Get out of my way!
00:24:15You son of a bitch!
00:24:16Hey, watch it, you clumsy idiot.
00:24:18Now look what you made me do.
00:24:19Me? You're the one who...
00:24:20Who the fuck are you guys?
00:24:21Let's go.
00:24:22Get out of my way.
00:24:27Dammit!
00:24:33Ah, okay.
00:24:35So that's who you shook your daddy, eh, Lois?
00:24:45Hey, Sin.
00:24:47I really appreciate you having my back out there.
00:24:51No problem.
00:24:54I mean, it's not like you left me for a loser or anything like that.
00:24:59Oh, wait.
00:25:00Really, Clark?
00:25:02You're gonna throw this in my face right now?
00:25:04Lois, I'm just saying.
00:25:05You made your choice, and this happened.
00:25:08You know what? I don't need this.
00:25:10Pull over, please.
00:25:13I'm getting out.
00:25:22Mr. Cavill.
00:25:24Why would you say something like that if it's obvious you still love her?
00:25:28Follow her.
00:25:30Make sure she gets to the office safely.
00:25:36It's me.
00:25:37I need you to look into Jim Kirby.
00:25:39I need to know contacts, movements, everything.
00:25:41No stone left unturned.
00:25:49Well, well, well.
00:25:51Look who finally decided to show up.
00:25:54I've got a special assignment for you.
00:25:56I've got a special assignment for you, Lois.
00:25:59What is it this time?
00:26:00You're going to be interviewing that smoking hot new singer, Jace Hawthorne.
00:26:05Oh, and it's live.
00:26:07Live?
00:26:08Well, look, I'm gonna need some time to prepare.
00:26:10No time.
00:26:11Here's the list.
00:26:13Live in five.
00:26:15Don't screw this up.
00:26:27Five.
00:26:33Good morning, everyone.
00:26:34I'm Lois Kane, and today we're joined by singing sensation, Jace Hawthorne.
00:26:38It's great to be here.
00:26:39Adjust the camera, Lois.
00:26:41I need a better angle on Jace.
00:26:45A little lower.
00:26:50This is perfect, girl.
00:26:57Okay.
00:27:01Stella, are you serious?
00:27:03I can't ask him these.
00:27:04They're so inappropriate.
00:27:05That's the list Jace approved.
00:27:07So get the fuck on with it unless you want to get fired or blacklisted from every media outlet in this city.
00:27:15So, Jace, rumors are spreading that your last album tanked because you were sleeping around and partying too much.
00:27:23Care to comment?
00:27:26What the hell did you just say?
00:27:29I...
00:27:32We've got a major problem.
00:27:33You need to see us now.
00:27:40Did you know about this?
00:27:42Was this your plan all along to humiliate me on live TV for ratings?
00:27:51We've got a major problem.
00:27:52You need to see us now.
00:27:57Did you know about this?
00:27:59Was this your plan all along to humiliate me on live TV for ratings?
00:28:03No, I...
00:28:04Save it.
00:28:05We all saw you messing with that camera.
00:28:06This is slander.
00:28:07No.
00:28:08Stella, please tell him.
00:28:09It wasn't my idea.
00:28:11Grab her.
00:28:12No.
00:28:13She's not going anywhere until I get my answers.
00:28:15No.
00:28:16Just please let me explain.
00:28:27Don't touch her.
00:28:34Don't touch her.
00:28:51Jace, we're leaving now.
00:28:53Jace, we're leaving now.
00:28:54Jace, we're leaving now.
00:28:55Oh, are you alright?
00:28:56Oh, are you alright?
00:28:57Oh, are you alright?
00:29:05Let's go.
00:29:12Sit down.
00:29:18You're okay.
00:29:19Here.
00:29:23Okay, I'll be right back.
00:29:34What the hell were you thinking pulling a stunt like that?
00:29:39What the hell were you thinking pulling a stunt like that?
00:29:41Mr. Cavill, I swear it was a mistake.
00:29:43My assistant must have given her the wrong list.
00:29:47You're fired.
00:29:48Grab your things and go.
00:29:50Please.
00:29:51Sir, I can't lose this job.
00:29:52My mom's in the hospital.
00:29:53That's not my problem.
00:29:54Get out.
00:29:55Wait.
00:29:56No.
00:29:57It wasn't her fault.
00:29:59Please.
00:30:00Just give her another chance.
00:30:04Alright.
00:30:05But if anything like this happens again, you're both out.
00:30:08Understood?
00:30:10Okay.
00:30:11Go.
00:30:18Um.
00:30:19Thanks again.
00:30:20Thanks again.
00:30:22Lois.
00:30:23You need to be more careful.
00:30:25You're way too trusting.
00:30:26That could get you into some trouble.
00:30:28Really?
00:30:29That's what you're going with right now?
00:30:30Look, I don't need another lecture.
00:30:51Okay.
00:31:01Hey.
00:31:02We shouldn't.
00:31:03Not here.
00:31:04Why not?
00:31:05I own the place, remember?
00:31:20Alright, listen up everyone.
00:31:21I've got an exciting opportunity to announce.
00:31:23Mr. Clark Cabill will be filming a new documentary,
00:31:26and he needs one of our journalists to shadow him,
00:31:29documenting every moment.
00:31:31The chosen journalist will live in Clark's house
00:31:34and work alongside him 24-7
00:31:36until the documentary is completed.
00:31:39Afterward,
00:31:40they'll write an exclusive piece on the entire experience.
00:31:43The closer I keep you,
00:31:44the less chance you have of getting hurt last night.
00:31:48Afterward,
00:31:49they'll write an exclusive piece on the entire experience.
00:31:53I'll do it, Mr. Cabill.
00:31:55I'm the perfect choice for this project.
00:31:57Actually, I've already made my decision.
00:32:01Lois.
00:32:03I want you to be part of this project.
00:32:09Mr. Cabill,
00:32:10Lois's background is in finance.
00:32:12I have far more experience.
00:32:15My decision is final, Stella.
00:32:19Miss Cade.
00:32:21What do you say?
00:32:26Clark, I know you're trying to protect me, but
00:32:28do you really think it's a good idea?
00:32:30Yeah, I do.
00:32:32So, Lois, what's it gonna be?
00:32:35The more time we spend together,
00:32:37the closer Clark might get to the truth about why I broke up with him.
00:32:41It could destroy his friendship with Barney.
00:32:43I...
00:32:44I appreciate the offer, Mr. Cabill, but
00:32:46I don't believe I'm the right fit for this project.
00:32:55I...
00:32:56I appreciate the offer, Mr. Cabill, but
00:32:58I don't believe I'm the right fit for this project.
00:33:01Lois.
00:33:03If you don't take this opportunity,
00:33:04I will hand it to your competition on a silver platter.
00:33:07Lois!
00:33:09If you pass up this opportunity,
00:33:11I will have no choice but to let you go.
00:33:13If you don't, we cannot afford to lose this opportunity.
00:33:20Alright.
00:33:22I'll do it.
00:33:24First the storage room incident,
00:33:26then last night.
00:33:28There's definitely something going on between these two.
00:33:31Alright, everyone.
00:33:32Back to work.
00:33:35Jim.
00:33:37It's me.
00:33:38I need a favor.
00:33:40Get your paparazzi buddies to keep a close eye on Clark Cabill.
00:33:45I think there's a juicy story brewing.
00:33:54So,
00:33:55about tonight's awards ceremony.
00:33:58What about it?
00:34:00You're coming with me.
00:34:02As part of the crew.
00:34:04Clark, I don't think that's gonna...
00:34:05My team will help you get ready.
00:34:07It's all part of the documentary, remember?
00:34:11Ladies,
00:34:12she's all yours.
00:34:25So,
00:34:26spill it.
00:34:27What's going on between you and Mr. Cabill?
00:34:30Oh, um...
00:34:32No, we're just colleagues.
00:34:34Sure.
00:34:35Colleagues.
00:34:36Got it.
00:34:38You know,
00:34:39it's kind of sad.
00:34:40I heard he's still hung up on his ex.
00:34:42Heard him once totally wasted,
00:34:44swearing he was gonna make it big to win her back.
00:34:46He was a mess.
00:34:47After all this time,
00:34:50he's still...
00:35:08Hello.
00:35:22You...
00:35:23You look good.
00:35:27And you look stunning, as always.
00:35:30You ready to go?
00:35:32Actually, Clark,
00:35:33there's something I need to tell you.
00:35:36I've been thinking a lot about it,
00:35:38and I think I might want to...
00:35:39There's my favorite power couple!
00:35:42What's up, man?
00:35:45I can't do this.
00:35:47It would crush him
00:35:48if he found out the truth about our breakup.
00:36:06How'd you manage to snag an invite to this shit, Big Louis?
00:36:12What, did you, uh,
00:36:13land yourself a sugar daddy?
00:36:17Seriously, Jim?
00:36:18You're one to talk about shameless behavior.
00:36:21What's that supposed to mean?
00:36:23I don't know.
00:36:24Maybe the fact that you couldn't keep it in your pants
00:36:26while we were married?
00:36:27Did you cheat on your ex-wife?
00:36:29No, but...
00:36:30Mr. Kirby, is it true that you cheated on your ex-wife?
00:36:32No, that's not what's going on here.
00:36:34Ms. Kane, can you elaborate on these allegations?
00:36:44Is it true you cheated on your ex-wife?
00:36:45No, that's not what's...
00:36:46Ms. Kane, can you explain these allegations?
00:36:49Okay, okay, you guys.
00:36:50Do you want the real scoop here?
00:36:51How about the fact that Little Miss Kirby
00:36:53has been cozying up with some married film industry bigwig?
00:36:56What? That's absurd!
00:36:57Ms. Kane, is this true?
00:36:59Who is the mystery guy?
00:37:02How long has this affair been happening?
00:37:04He's lying.
00:37:05It's clearly an attempt to deflect his own infidelity.
00:37:08Okay, Lois. Is that so?
00:37:10I have proof.
00:37:11I got a photo of the two lovers caught in the act.
00:37:15Here's the proof, everyone.
00:37:16Here's the married bigwig that's cozying up with Lois.
00:37:20She's been sneaking around with the skeezer
00:37:22ever since we've been married.
00:37:23Oh, God.
00:37:24What if it's Clark?
00:37:27I have proof.
00:37:28I have proof.
00:37:29I got a photo of the two lovers caught in the act.
00:37:31Here's the proof, everyone.
00:37:33Here's the married bigwig that's cozying up with Lois.
00:37:37She's been sneaking around with the skeezer
00:37:39ever since we've been married.
00:37:43That's a driver, you idiot.
00:37:45He was driving me to work.
00:37:49Stop lying, Lois, okay?
00:37:52I saw you leave his house.
00:37:54Get off me.
00:37:56Ah!
00:38:01I can't...
00:38:03Back off.
00:38:05That's enough.
00:38:06I'm the one you're looking for.
00:38:07I'm the bigwig in question here.
00:38:09Mr. Cavill, can you tell us about your relationship with Miss Kane?
00:38:16That's enough.
00:38:17I'm the one you're looking for.
00:38:18I'm the bigwig in question here.
00:38:20Mr. Cavill, can you tell us about your relationship with Miss Kane?
00:38:26Yes.
00:38:27Lois and I go way back when we were classmates in college.
00:38:31She's an incredibly talented journalist,
00:38:33and that is why when I started making my documentary,
00:38:35I knew I'd need someone with her skill set
00:38:37to capture the essence of my project.
00:38:39Is that the reason why she's been seen with you a lot lately?
00:38:42Yes.
00:38:43She's currently writing an exclusive article
00:38:45about the making and the progress of the documentary.
00:38:51Mr. Kirby,
00:38:53Mr. Kirby,
00:38:57do you have an issue with who I work with?
00:39:03Mr. Kirby,
00:39:06do you have an issue with who I work with?
00:39:10Look, Mr. Cavill,
00:39:11I'm really sorry about the misunderstanding here, okay?
00:39:16You know how it is with exes.
00:39:17Things get heated.
00:39:19Is that so?
00:39:21But anyways, I want to talk with you about something.
00:39:24My company and your movie,
00:39:26I want to work with you.
00:39:27Yeah, that's not going to happen.
00:39:32Oh, okay.
00:39:33Listen to me very closely.
00:39:34I want to make something crystal clear for you.
00:39:37I will never do business with your company.
00:39:43You got that? Not now and not ever.
00:39:50Come on.
00:39:55Come on, let's get you dressed.
00:40:08I will never do business with your company.
00:40:17Come on, let's get you dressed.
00:40:21So that's how it is, huh?
00:40:22Clark fucking Cavill.
00:40:25Get your paparazzi buddies to keep a close eye on Clark Cavill.
00:40:29I think there's a juicy story brewing.
00:40:32They must have some sort of arrangement.
00:40:34That's the only explanation.
00:40:41Find out where Clark Cavill's dressing room is, now.
00:40:44Understood, Mr. Kirby.
00:40:51You okay?
00:40:53Clark, if you weren't back there, I don't know what I would have done.
00:40:59I meant what I said, Lois.
00:41:01I'll never let anyone hurt you.
00:41:05Was it always like that with Jim?
00:41:07To control the humiliation?
00:41:15It was.
00:41:17It was worse than anyone knew, actually.
00:41:21The constant cheating and the mind games.
00:41:23And then sometimes when he would get really mad, he would just...
00:41:27He hit you.
00:41:31Lois.
00:41:33That will never happen again.
00:41:35I swear, as long as I'm with you, no one will lay a hand on you.
00:41:40Okay.
00:41:46Okay.
00:42:14One second!
00:42:16Mr. Cavill?
00:42:17I need to touch up your...
00:42:18Oh, oh, now's not a good time.
00:42:20It's okay.
00:42:21Nonsense! Can't have that handsome face looking shiny on camera.
00:42:24You really don't need to.
00:42:25Just hold still. This will only take a second.
00:42:32Okay.
00:42:47There you go, Mr. Cavill. Perfect as always.
00:42:50Um, would you mind giving me a moment?
00:42:52Sure.
00:42:59Okay, Lois.
00:43:00You okay?
00:43:01Yeah.
00:43:02Yeah, I'm okay. That was close.
00:43:03Yeah, that was close.
00:43:07Wow, I miss this.
00:43:09Being with you.
00:43:11Me too.
00:43:12You know, I really couldn't stop thinking about you.
00:43:42Hey, Clark, hurry up! The show's about to start!
00:43:45I'm sorry. I gotta go.
00:43:47I'll be fine.
00:43:48Go knock him dead.
00:43:54Good luck.
00:43:55Thanks.
00:43:56I thought you might want to watch the show from here.
00:43:58Yeah, that would be awesome.
00:44:05Listen, Lois.
00:44:06I need to get something off my chest.
00:44:09I'm sorry.
00:44:10I'm sorry.
00:44:11For what I did back then?
00:44:14Convincing you to break up with Clark?
00:44:16Barney, we don't have to do this.
00:44:17No, please. Let me finish.
00:44:20I thought I was doing what was best for Clark's career.
00:44:22I never realized how much I was hurting both of you.
00:44:26Yeah, but look at him now.
00:44:28It seemed to all work out in the end.
00:44:30Maybe career-wise, but...
00:44:33Lois, I've never seen him as happy as he was with you.
00:44:37I know it's not my place,
00:44:39but you and Clark, you're meant to be together.
00:44:45I know it's not my place,
00:44:47but you and Clark, you're meant to be together.
00:44:49Yeah, but Barney,
00:44:51if he finds out the truth about our breakup,
00:44:54I mean, what will it do to your friendship?
00:44:57You're like a brother to him.
00:44:59And that's exactly why you should tell him.
00:45:01He deserves the truth,
00:45:03he deserves the truth,
00:45:05and you both deserve to be happy.
00:45:08There were so many nights
00:45:12he'd get drunk and just call out your name over and over.
00:45:16And during the toughest times in his career,
00:45:19he'd always, he'd always say,
00:45:21I'm gonna make it big for her.
00:45:23For Lois.
00:45:25You were his motivation, though, even when you weren't there.
00:45:29Okay, Barney.
00:45:30Okay, you're right.
00:45:32Look, after the ceremony, I'm gonna tell him.
00:45:34I'm gonna tell him, and no more running, no more hiding.
00:45:37Thank you, Lois,
00:45:39for fixing the mistake that I made.
00:45:41And the award for best actor goes to Clark Hedale.
00:45:59And the award for best actor goes to Clark Hedale.
00:46:09Wow, this is, this is incredible.
00:46:12Thank you all so much.
00:46:14I actually want to dedicate this award to someone.
00:46:17Someone very special to me.
00:46:23Oh my god!
00:46:25What the hell?
00:46:34Oh my god!
00:46:44How long have you been seeing Lois Kane?
00:46:48Is this why you turned down Jim Kirby's business offer?
00:46:51Because of your history with his ex-wife?
00:46:57I don't know.
00:46:59I don't know.
00:47:02Okay.
00:47:04Lois and I fell in love in high school,
00:47:06and we stayed together through college.
00:47:08I was a struggling actor back then,
00:47:10and Lois worked two jobs to support me,
00:47:13to support my dream.
00:47:15She believed in me, even when I didn't believe in myself.
00:47:18Lois is the love of my life.
00:47:23So, why did you break up?
00:47:31So, why did you break up?
00:47:33Lois and I broke up due to a misunderstanding.
00:47:36I thought that she left me for a wealthy man,
00:47:39but it turns out I was wrong.
00:47:42My mistake was I didn't fight for her.
00:47:45I should have fought for her, for us.
00:47:48Oh god, he never believed I would choose money over him.
00:47:52Lois, if you're watching this, I love you.
00:47:55I never stopped.
00:47:57Will you take me back?
00:48:00Well, folks, if Lois agrees,
00:48:03she should come up here and give Clark a big old kiss.
00:48:05Don't you?
00:48:10What are you waiting for? Go get your man.
00:48:21To true love.
00:48:30Oh, sweet dreams, Barney.
00:48:53Clark! Clark!
00:48:55It's Lois.
00:48:56Barney?
00:48:57Clark, it's Lois.
00:48:58Barney?
00:48:59Barney, what happened? Where's Lois?
00:49:01I think, I think she's been kidnapped.
00:49:04What?
00:49:10What?
00:49:12Someone drugged me when I woke up.
00:49:27What?
00:49:43What?
00:49:45Find the security footage, now!
00:49:48Sir, we caught her trying to sneak out the back door.
00:49:51She had this.
00:49:57Stella?
00:50:04Stella?
00:50:08What the hell? Where is Jim? Where'd he take Lois?
00:50:11I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:50:13Cut the crap, Stella. I know you're Jim's little side piece.
00:50:16Start talking.
00:50:19Oh, please.
00:50:21How do you know she didn't run off with Jim willingly?
00:50:24Think about it, Clark.
00:50:26Her ex-husband whisks her away.
00:50:29Sounds like they're after your cash, if you ask me.
00:50:34Face it.
00:50:36She chose Jim over you.
00:50:39She doesn't love you.
00:50:41Stop lying to yourself.
00:50:50She doesn't love you.
00:50:52Stop lying to yourself.
00:50:57I doubted Lois once.
00:50:59I let my pride and insecurities get in the way.
00:51:01I lost her because of it. I will not let that happen again.
00:51:18I lost her because of it. I will not let that happen again.
00:51:21I'm choosing to believe in her.
00:51:24I'm choosing to believe in her.
00:51:26I will not let you stand in the way or anything.
00:51:28Can you believe this guy, Lois?
00:51:30He's actually doubling down on his bullshit.
00:51:33Lois, if you're watching this, I love you.
00:51:36I always have and I always will.
00:51:38I will find you.
00:51:40I love you too, Clark.
00:51:45Lois, if you're watching this, I love you.
00:51:48I always have and I always will.
00:51:51I will find you.
00:51:53I can't believe him.
00:51:54I thought for sure he would think that you'd run off on him again.
00:51:57You're wrong about Clark.
00:51:58And you're wrong about me.
00:52:00I'll never leave Clark again.
00:52:03Well, if I can't settle for destroying your fairytale little ending, Lois, then...
00:52:07I guess I'll just have to settle for ruining you.
00:52:10What are you doing?
00:52:12What are you doing?
00:52:13Get off of me!
00:52:17I'm not your puppet anymore.
00:52:21Stop!
00:52:25You're gonna regret that!
00:52:28No!
00:52:49Stella, this is your last chance.
00:52:51Where is Lois?
00:52:54If you don't tell me right now, I swear I will never let you work in this industry again.
00:53:03Stella, I get it.
00:53:05You think you love Jim.
00:53:07But he's just using you just like he did with Lois.
00:53:19Sunset Hotel, room 237.
00:53:24Come on.
00:53:38I can't see out of your precious little Clark legs, you know.
00:53:49Lois! Lois!
00:53:51Are you okay?
00:53:54This isn't over!
00:53:58Lois, come on, wake up.
00:54:24Hey, beautiful.
00:54:26Clark?
00:54:28Lois, there's something you need to know.
00:54:32Last night, the doctors came and they ran some tests on you while you were unconscious,
00:54:36and it turns out that you're pregnant.
00:54:44I'm pregnant?
00:54:48I'm pregnant?
00:54:51Yes.
00:54:53Yes.
00:55:01After all these years, I have a question for you.
00:55:05Yeah?
00:55:07Will you take me back, for good?
00:55:12Yes.
00:55:13Yes, of course, Clark, of course.
00:55:18Well, then I have one more question.
00:55:20Anything.
00:55:22Lois Cain.
00:55:25Will you marry me?
00:55:29Yes, Clark, a thousand times yes, of course.
00:55:35Oh my God.
00:55:36It's beautiful, Clark.
00:55:37I love you.
00:55:52Look, please, please try to understand.
00:55:54Barney was only doing what he thought was good for your career, okay?
00:55:57He was, he never meant to hurt us.
00:56:03I'm gonna need a best man, by the way.
00:56:06You in?
00:56:23Clark.
00:56:24Aw, you made my favorite, just like in college.
00:56:27I remember every detail, baby.
00:56:35Breaking news in the entertainment world.
00:56:38Clark McVille has just been nominated for an Oscar.
00:56:42Oh my God.
00:56:44Oh my God, congratulations, babe.
00:56:46In other news, Swarovski has just been nominated for an Oscar.
00:56:51In other news, sources close to McVille have made shocking allegations about his rekindled romance with Lois Cain.
00:57:00What the hell?
00:57:01What the hell?
00:57:20Mr. Cabell, how do you respond to the allegations that Miss Cain is only with you for your money?
00:57:25Those allegations are completely false.
00:57:28If I may.
00:57:32I have to set the record straight.
00:57:34Years ago, when Clark was starting out, I convinced Lois to break up with him.
00:57:41I thought I was doing what was best for Clark's career.
00:57:43So Lois pretended to fall for a rich man to make Clark let her go.
00:57:51But the truth is, Lois did this out of love.
00:57:57Lois did this out of love.
00:58:01She sacrificed her own happiness for Clark's success.
00:58:05I've witnessed their love since high school.
00:58:09Please stop these hurtful rumors.
00:58:13Let them be happy together.
00:58:16They deserve it.
00:58:17Nobody move!
00:58:22Nobody move!
00:58:25Jim?
00:58:26Jim, please.
00:58:28Let's talk about this, okay?
00:58:29No, Lois. There's nothing to talk about.
00:58:31This man, he's just ruined everything.
00:58:34Listen.
00:58:35Look, I hear you.
00:58:37Jim, this is not the way.
00:58:40Why don't we just discuss what you want?
00:58:43I want you to work with me on my next movie.
00:58:45Okay, Lois.
00:58:47Okay, you want to work with me?
00:58:49Let's make it official.
00:58:52I got a contract right here.
00:58:54If you sign it, we got a deal, okay?
00:59:06Freeze!
00:59:16And the Oscar goes to...
00:59:19Clark Cavill!
00:59:28Thank you so much.
00:59:34Wow. Wow.
00:59:35Thank you, everybody, so much.
00:59:37Truly, I am very honored and humbled
00:59:39to receive such astounding recognition today.
00:59:41This is truly an experience of a lifetime.
00:59:43And it means a lot to me. Thank you.
00:59:46But none of this would have been possible
00:59:48without one thing,
00:59:50and that is the unwavering support
00:59:52of someone very special to me.
00:59:54And that person...
00:59:59And that person is my wife, Lois.
01:00:03Lois, you have been my rock,
01:00:06my inspiration, my everything.
01:00:09And on top of this,
01:00:10I also have one more announcement
01:00:12to make tonight.
01:00:13And that is that, as of today,
01:00:15I'll be officially retiring from acting.
01:00:20And I've decided to move into producing
01:00:23in order to spend more time with my loved ones,
01:00:25my family, and overall focus
01:00:27on the next chapter of my life.
01:00:29That also includes supporting my wife
01:00:31in her new career as a best-selling author.
01:00:36Thank you, everyone, again. Thank you.