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The Oscar Winner Is My Ex Full Episode
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00:00:00Babe! I'm home!
00:00:09Guess what? I'm in the running for another Pulitzer.
00:00:16Jim?
00:00:21Jim, what the fuck? You're cheating on me?
00:00:27With my best friend?
00:00:29Best friend? Please. If it weren't for Jim, I wouldn't even waste a minute on you.
00:00:37Don't make a scene in my house, Lois. I want a real wife, not someone chasing after a dead-end career.
00:00:43Maybe if you paid attention to Jim, honey, then you'd realize what he really needs.
00:00:48Cut the crap, bitch. My career is part of who I am. I bust my ass for everything that I've achieved.
00:00:54I even cover your rent, Stella. This is how you repay me. A knife in my back.
00:01:04The hell with your fucking career!
00:01:07Stop! You're insane!
00:01:08Get off me!
00:01:16You're worthless to me, Lois. Sign this and stay the hell out of my life. And don't ever come back to this house. My house!
00:01:25Gladly, you heartless bastard. Marrying you was the worst decision of my life. You should have stayed with my ex.
00:01:32Who, Lois? Clark? Please. He's just a nobody. And he's a Hollywood superstar now. He doesn't want you.
00:01:42That's a good girl. Don't worry. We'll make sure to save you a proper seat at our wedding.
00:01:47You know what? I hope you both rot in hell.
00:01:54Yeah, she's getting a divorce.
00:01:55That scumbag cheated on her.
00:01:56Got it.
00:01:57She's our friend, Barney.
00:01:58Let her stay until my place is ready.
00:02:00Understood.
00:02:03Barney's been a good friend. Even after I broke up with Clark. He'll let me stay.
00:02:09Oh my god, Lois, what happened?
00:02:11It's Jim. He... he cheated and he kicked me out and... Barney, I don't have anywhere else to go. Can I please stay with you tonight?
00:02:18I... look, I promise. I promise I'll find somewhere else to stay tomorrow, okay?
00:02:22Of course. Come on in.
00:02:28I'm so sorry.
00:02:29It's okay.
00:02:30I'm sorry.
00:02:31I'm sorry.
00:02:32I'm sorry.
00:02:33I'm sorry.
00:02:34I'm sorry.
00:02:35I'm sorry.
00:02:36I'm sorry.
00:02:38Take as long as you need.
00:02:41Jim wasn't husband material.
00:02:43I'm so glad you're done with him.
00:02:46How's our A-lister doing?
00:02:48You miss him?
00:02:49No. No, I... I'm just curious. I mean...
00:02:53Actually, Lois, he's um...
00:03:07Clark? My ex-boyfriend? He's here?
00:03:25Oh my god, Clark! What are you doing here?
00:03:30Can't a guy surprise his girl?
00:03:38So, how was the show?
00:03:40It was good. It ran longer than I expected, which is why I moved away.
00:03:44Listen, I want to just say thank you for supporting me in my dream.
00:03:50I know that you're working really hard to keep us going.
00:03:54Hey, when you make it big, I'll just be counting on you to make it up to me.
00:04:00I'm okay with that.
00:04:01Yeah?
00:04:08So, how's Clark doing?
00:04:13Clark's mom is sick and her treatment is expensive. I think he needs our help.
00:04:18Yeah, I mean, of course. I'll do anything I can to help.
00:04:21Actually, I was thinking that you might...
00:04:23That's the thing. A big agency wants to sign Clark.
00:04:26This could be his big break.
00:04:28Barney, that's incredible! I mean, this could change everything for him!
00:04:32There's a catch. The agency has this policy.
00:04:36They only sign actors who are single.
00:04:38Oh.
00:04:39So, if you really love him, now's the time to decide.
00:04:50Happy anniversary, beautiful.
00:04:53Listen, Clark. We're done.
00:04:59Where'd you get this ring?
00:05:00I found it for someone else.
00:05:06I... I thought you loved me.
00:05:09So, if you really love him, now's the time to decide.
00:05:12What did you expect, Clark? You're just a struggling actor.
00:05:15But Jim? Jim's rich. He could give me the life that you never could.
00:05:19What? Jim? Like Jim Kirby? That snobbish, rich asshole who just flaunts his wealth in front of everyone?
00:05:26Lois! You're better than that!
00:05:28This is not up for discussion, Clark! We're done!
00:05:35I love you.
00:05:59Clark's here to run over a few blockbuster projects with me.
00:06:03Hi.
00:06:05It appears you have company.
00:06:08I'll see you at the office tomorrow.
00:06:13I mean, who can blame him? Gave up the one guy I truly loved and now he's the biggest star in the country.
00:06:25And here I am.
00:06:26Here I am.
00:06:30Kicked out by a cheater and a liar and a jerk.
00:06:36Way to go, Lois.
00:06:49Kane! You are late!
00:06:51Or have you forgotten you're not the big shot journalist you used to be?
00:06:55Is that alcohol I smell?
00:06:58I'm so sorry, boss. It was...
00:07:07There. That should help.
00:07:08By the way, I'm sending you back down to the entertainment desk.
00:07:11That department is on the chopping block and I could use someone who can handle a diva actor.
00:07:16Last chance, Kane. Don't screw this up.
00:07:20Listen up, everyone.
00:07:23This is Lois Kane, your newest team member.
00:07:26Wow, wow, wow. Look who it is.
00:07:31She's my new boss?
00:07:33I know you all have heard the rumors about the billionaire acquiring our magazine.
00:07:38Brace yourselves. Buckle up.
00:07:40Iris doing it for his first love. I wonder who the lucky girl is.
00:07:44Lost your dad. Lost your man.
00:07:47And now, you're about to lose your job, too?
00:07:50Must be tough, huh?
00:07:53And once I charm the new boss, you'll be out of here for good.
00:08:00Once I charm the new boss, you'll be out of here for good.
00:08:14Damn it, Stella!
00:08:16Press conference in ten. You're covering it.
00:08:19Oh, and don't be late or you're fired.
00:08:21Wait, ten minutes?
00:08:22But we're seeing an idol and he's a handful.
00:08:24Good luck with that.
00:08:34First at Barney's place, and now here?
00:08:37Oh, I guess my first question is, how did you get here?
00:08:40First at Barney's place, and now here?
00:08:42Oh, I guess my first question is, how did you get here?
00:08:44Why do I keep running into him?
00:08:46Hello? Ground Control to Major Kane.
00:08:51I apologize, Mr. Cabell.
00:08:54Sorry, can you repeat the question?
00:08:58Hello?
00:09:00I apologize, Mr. Cabell.
00:09:02Sorry, can you repeat the question?
00:09:04My question was, what do you think the theme of love is in notebooks?
00:09:08You're an entertainment journalist, so I figured you'd have some good insights, right?
00:09:14Right, of course, yes.
00:09:16The main characters, they go through a rough relationship, and their love goes through...
00:09:22Their emotions are high and low.
00:09:26Their love...
00:09:27This all sounds pretty generic to me, don't you think?
00:09:30Maybe you don't know what true love is, or miss the point of it entirely.
00:09:39Is it just me, or does Clark have it out for her?
00:09:42Yeah.
00:09:43Why is she sulked? Is she trying to seduce Clark or something?
00:09:47Definitely some tension there. I've never seen him like this.
00:09:51I appreciate your advice.
00:09:53If I may, it's clear Miss Kane is completely unprofessional.
00:10:01She's nothing but an amateur who can't even recognize the genius of Mr. Cabell.
00:10:07Let's get this incompetent reporter out of here!
00:10:12Don't touch her!
00:10:16Don't touch her!
00:10:18Close.
00:10:20Everyone, the press conference is over.
00:10:22Thank you for your time.
00:10:23What the hell are you doing, Clark?
00:10:29Ladies and gentlemen, we appreciate your understanding.
00:10:32Mr. Cabell will take further questions at a later time.
00:10:35The press conference is over.
00:10:43Are you trying to ruin your career?
00:10:46If they go digging into our past...
00:10:58Since when do you care about my career?
00:11:00I thought you only cared about finding a rich guy.
00:11:03It still hurts to think about you now.
00:11:06The way you just ditched me for that jerk!
00:11:08Clark, I...
00:11:09You played me for years.
00:11:12From high school through college.
00:11:14I guess you really are just a gold digger in the end.
00:11:17Please. Please, Clark, let me go.
00:11:19I've been waiting a long time for this.
00:11:23Lois.
00:11:34Lois.
00:11:43I am not letting you get away this time.
00:11:50God, did we really just kiss?
00:11:54Listen up, everyone.
00:11:55Big, huge news.
00:11:57Our magazine's been acquired and our new boss is on the way to meet us.
00:12:02So let's get it together and make a stellar first impression.
00:12:07Oh, and Lois?
00:12:09Maybe try to look a little more...
00:12:11Presentable?
00:12:13No wonder your husband cheated.
00:12:15Excuse me?
00:12:16Save it.
00:12:17Go to the storage room and bring out all the old awards.
00:12:19We need to show our accomplishments off.
00:12:32Oh, sweet Lois.
00:12:35Let's wait until the superstar sees this fake article you posted.
00:12:39Say goodbye to your career, Lois Pulitzer Kane.
00:12:52What the hell?
00:12:55Hello?
00:12:56Hello?
00:12:57Anyone out there? Hello?
00:13:02Oh, God.
00:13:13Wait.
00:13:14Stop, please, no.
00:13:15Lois.
00:13:16Lois.
00:13:17Hey.
00:13:18Lois.
00:13:19Look at me.
00:13:20Where are you?
00:13:21Are you okay?
00:13:22Hey, it's okay.
00:13:23I'm here with you.
00:13:25Breathe with me.
00:13:28That's it.
00:13:29You're okay.
00:13:32You're okay.
00:13:40Is that Clark Castle?
00:13:42With Lois?
00:13:43I told you they had a thing.
00:13:51Oh, my God, Lois.
00:13:53You didn't.
00:13:55What's happening?
00:13:57Lois Kane.
00:13:58You're under arrest for libel and defamation.
00:14:01What?
00:14:02That's insane.
00:14:03I didn't write that.
00:14:06Lois Kane.
00:14:07You're under arrest for libel and defamation.
00:14:11What?
00:14:12That's insane.
00:14:13I didn't write that.
00:14:14I am so sorry, Mr. Cavill.
00:14:16I had no idea Lois would stoop this low.
00:14:21You know I would never.
00:14:22Save it for the judges.
00:14:24Let go.
00:14:25No.
00:14:26Wait.
00:14:27Wait.
00:14:28Let her go.
00:14:29No, I said let her go.
00:14:31I've already handled this.
00:14:34Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement.
00:14:36As of today, Clark Cavill is the new owner of Daily Globe.
00:14:42Holy shit.
00:14:43He's my boss now?
00:14:45And as the new owner, I will make sure that this gets thoroughly investigated.
00:14:52As the new owner, I will make sure that this gets thoroughly investigated.
00:14:56What the hell is he up to?
00:14:58Check the time stamp on the article.
00:14:59It says it was published around the same time Lois and I were trapped in the storage room.
00:15:03Clearly, this is some sort of setup.
00:15:05Maybe.
00:15:07Maybe she scheduled it in advance.
00:15:10Well, let's check the security footage then, shall we?
00:15:13That'll clear things up.
00:15:15Mr. Cavill, the security system has been compromised.
00:15:18All of the footage is gone.
00:15:20Hello?
00:15:22Trace the IP address back to the publisher of this article.
00:15:24I need answers now.
00:15:26What?
00:15:29The one who sent the photos in the article is Jim Kirby.
00:15:32Jim?
00:15:35That scumbag and his mistress.
00:15:37Not again.
00:15:42Bring me the security footage.
00:15:43I need it now.
00:15:44Now.
00:15:45Now.
00:15:47Now.
00:15:49Bring this Jim Kirby in for questioning.
00:15:50Clearly, he's the one behind this smear campaign.
00:15:54Wait, that's not necessary.
00:15:58I mean...
00:16:01Why do you have to involve the cops in this?
00:16:06It'll just draw more attention to the article.
00:16:09Well, I can issue a statement saying that we were hacked and the article is fake.
00:16:15Fine, but make sure it's convincing.
00:16:19One more thing.
00:16:23Why exactly were Lois and I trapped in that storage room?
00:16:31I went in there to make a private phone call and she happened to walk in.
00:16:35But somehow, the door locked behind her.
00:16:40Clearly, somebody here is more focused on sabotaging their co-workers rather than doing their actual job.
00:16:49Perhaps it's time for a new leadership to step in and...
00:16:53Tackle these issues.
00:16:55But, Mr. Cavell, I swear, I had no idea...
00:16:57Heidi, I strongly suggest you get your staff under control.
00:16:59This behavior will not fly under my wing.
00:17:04Understood.
00:17:08I'm sorry.
00:17:10I'm sorry.
00:17:12I'm sorry.
00:17:14I'm sorry.
00:17:16I'm sorry.
00:17:19That's all for now.
00:17:26I've been waiting a long time for this, Lois.
00:17:35He's up to something.
00:17:38And whatever it is, it's going to turn my life upside down.
00:17:49Vodka tonic, please. Make it strong.
00:17:51I'm sorry, miss. We're closed for a private event tonight.
00:17:56Oh, Sam.
00:17:58Sorry, Sam.
00:18:00She's with me.
00:18:13So, thanks for the save back there.
00:18:16No problem.
00:18:18So, uh, what's going on with you and that gym guy?
00:18:22Um...
00:18:24He cheated.
00:18:25With my best friend.
00:18:27We're divorced now.
00:18:29I'm staying with Barney.
00:18:30Just for now.
00:18:33So, uh, going to another rich man didn't really work out.
00:18:36Karma's a bitch.
00:18:38That's not what happened.
00:18:39But, I have some money in Vodka now, too.
00:18:45I could be your new sugar daddy.
00:18:49So, I could be your new sugar daddy.
00:18:52Go to hell, Clark. I'm not some gold-digging bitch.
00:18:54Oh, really?
00:18:56Do you need me to remind you how our breakup went down?
00:18:58I remember every detail.
00:19:00You don't know the half of it.
00:19:01Then tell me, Lois, why did you throw everything away for that prick?
00:19:04I can't tell him the truth.
00:19:06It'd destroy him.
00:19:08And ruin his relationship with Barney.
00:19:11That's what I thought.
00:19:13You just left, just like that.
00:19:18I'm sorry.
00:19:19I'm sorry.
00:19:21I'm sorry.
00:19:47You're mine, Lois.
00:19:48Remember that.
00:20:19Damn it.
00:20:29I figured you'd be hungry.
00:20:30What do you want, Clark?
00:20:33Lois, I want you to move in with me.
00:20:37Really? You think that'd be a good idea?
00:20:39After everything between us.
00:20:40I know. I know.
00:20:42But I'm not asking for a serious relationship, okay?
00:20:44Just something simpler.
00:20:46No strings attached. Just us.
00:20:48That's insane.
00:20:49Lois, you owe me.
00:20:51After everything we've been through.
00:20:53But I didn't...
00:20:54Is Barney's couch really that comfortable?
00:20:58What about the paparazzi?
00:20:59Won't they come sniffing around your place?
00:21:02I'm under the radar here.
00:21:03I moved in for an exact reason.
00:21:05No one knows who I am.
00:21:10I moved in for an exact reason.
00:21:11No one knows who I am.
00:21:12What about the paparazzi?
00:21:13Won't they come sniffing around your place?
00:21:14I'm under the radar here.
00:21:15I moved in for an exact reason.
00:21:17No one knows who I am.
00:21:18I moved in for an exact reason.
00:21:19No one knows who I am.
00:21:20All right. Fine.
00:21:21Look, I'll move in with you.
00:21:22But only temporarily.
00:21:23And...
00:21:25You know, if people found out about us,
00:21:27it could ruin your career.
00:21:30You know what?
00:21:31You're right.
00:21:32I'll just give up this whole celebrity thing now and...
00:21:35I'm just gonna call Barney, in fact.
00:21:37Clark!
00:21:38I'm just gonna call Barney, in fact.
00:21:39Clark!
00:21:40I'm just gonna call Barney, in fact.
00:21:41Clark!
00:21:42Stop!
00:21:43Be serious.
00:21:44I thought you wanted me to put our relationship ahead of my fame.
00:21:47That's not what I meant, and you know it.
00:21:50Look, I just...
00:21:52I don't want to be the reason
00:21:54you lose everything that you worked so hard for.
00:21:56I get it.
00:21:58Loud and clear, baby.
00:22:01I just have one more question.
00:22:03Just for fun.
00:22:07I don't want to be the reason
00:22:09you lose everything that you worked so hard for.
00:22:12I get it.
00:22:14Loud and clear, baby.
00:22:17I just have one more question.
00:22:19Just for fun.
00:22:21What if I did want you back?
00:22:23I'm not in the mood for games!
00:22:24I need an answer, Lois.
00:22:26Fine.
00:22:27I'll...
00:22:30I'll take you back the day you win an Oscar.
00:22:32Happy now?
00:22:34Challenge accepted.
00:22:36Let me drive you to work, at least.
00:22:38No, it's fine.
00:22:39I'll get a new car.
00:23:00Lois, what the hell are you doing here?
00:23:02Kim?
00:23:03None of your business.
00:23:04Get lost.
00:23:05I saw you leaving that guy's house.
00:23:06What, are you shacking up with some random guy now?
00:23:08I'm staying with a friend, you idiot.
00:23:10Remember?
00:23:11After you so kindly kicked me out?
00:23:13Right.
00:23:14A friend.
00:23:15Once a cheater, always a cheater, Lois.
00:23:17You've got some nerve accusing me
00:23:19of cheating you lying sack of shit.
00:23:21You know what?
00:23:22You're just so desperate to find anyone
00:23:24who'd fake like your performance.
00:23:25Shut the fuck up, Lois.
00:23:27Shut the fuck up, Lois.
00:23:45You okay?
00:23:55You okay?
00:23:58You okay?
00:24:05Sir, please step away.
00:24:07Who the fuck?
00:24:08Who the fuck are you guys?
00:24:09Get out of my way.
00:24:16You son of a bitch.
00:24:17Hey, watch it, you clumsy idiot.
00:24:19Now look what you made me do.
00:24:20Me? You're the one who...
00:24:21Who the fuck are you guys?
00:24:22Let's go.
00:24:23Get out of my way.
00:24:28Damn it.
00:24:34Ah, okay.
00:24:36So that's your new sugar daddy, eh, Lois?
00:24:46Hey, Sin.
00:24:48I really appreciate you having my back out there.
00:24:52No problem.
00:24:54I mean, it's not like you left me for a loser
00:24:57or anything like that.
00:24:59Oh, wait.
00:25:01Really, Clark?
00:25:02You're gonna throw this in my face right now?
00:25:04Lois, I'm just saying.
00:25:05You made your choice and this happened.
00:25:08You know what? I don't need this.
00:25:10Pull over, please.
00:25:13I'm getting out.
00:25:23Mr. Cavill.
00:25:25Why would you say something like that
00:25:27if it's obvious you still love her?
00:25:32Follow her.
00:25:34Make sure she gets to the office safely.
00:25:40It's me.
00:25:41I need you to look into Jim Kirby.
00:25:43I need to know contacts, movements, everything.
00:25:45No stone left unturned.
00:25:47Well, well, well.
00:25:49Look who finally decided to show up.
00:25:53I've got a special assignment for you, Lois.
00:25:55What is it this time?
00:25:56You're going to be interviewing that smoking hot new singer,
00:25:59Jace Hawthorne.
00:26:01Oh, and it's live.
00:26:04Live?
00:26:05Well, look, I'm gonna need some time to prepare.
00:26:07No time.
00:26:08Here's the list.
00:26:09Live in five.
00:26:11Don't miss it.
00:26:12Here's the list.
00:26:13Live in five.
00:26:15Don't screw this up.
00:26:33Good morning, everyone.
00:26:34I'm Lois Kane,
00:26:35and today we're joined by singing sensation Jace Hawthorne.
00:26:39It's great to be here.
00:26:40Adjust the camera, Lois.
00:26:41I need a better angle on Jace.
00:26:45A little lower.
00:26:50This is perfect, girl.
00:27:01Stella, are you serious?
00:27:03I can't ask him these.
00:27:04They're so inappropriate.
00:27:05That's the list Jace approved.
00:27:07So get the fuck on with it
00:27:09unless you want to get fired or blacklisted from every media outlet in this city.
00:27:15So, Jace,
00:27:17rumors are spreading that your last album tanked
00:27:20because you were sleeping around and partying too much.
00:27:24Care to comment?
00:27:26What the hell did you just say?
00:27:32We've got a major problem.
00:27:33You need to see us now.
00:27:40Did you know about this?
00:27:42Was this your plan all along
00:27:44to humiliate me on live TV for ratings?
00:27:51We've got a major problem.
00:27:53You need to see us now.
00:28:00Did you know about this?
00:28:02Was this your plan all along
00:28:04to humiliate me on live TV for ratings?
00:28:06No, I was...
00:28:07Save it.
00:28:08We all saw you messing with that camera.
00:28:10This is slander.
00:28:11No, Stella, please don't.
00:28:13It wasn't my idea.
00:28:15Grab her.
00:28:16No.
00:28:17She's not going anywhere until I get my answers.
00:28:19No, just please let me explain.
00:28:31Don't touch her.
00:28:38Don't touch her.
00:28:54Jace, we're leaving now.
00:28:57Oh.
00:28:58Are you alright?
00:29:06Let's go.
00:29:08Come on.
00:29:14Sit down.
00:29:20You're okay.
00:29:21Here.
00:29:24Okay, I'll be right back.
00:29:26Okay.
00:29:35What the hell were you thinking
00:29:36pulling a stunt like that?
00:29:40What the hell were you thinking
00:29:41pulling a stunt like that?
00:29:42Mr. Cavill, I swear it was a mistake.
00:29:44My assistant must have given her the wrong list.
00:29:48You're fired.
00:29:49Grab your things and go.
00:29:51Please.
00:29:52Sir, I can't lose this job.
00:29:53My mom's in the hospital.
00:29:54That's not my problem.
00:29:55Get out.
00:29:56Wait.
00:29:57No.
00:29:58It wasn't her fault.
00:30:00Please.
00:30:01Just give her another chance.
00:30:05Alright.
00:30:07But if anything like this happens again,
00:30:08you're both out.
00:30:09Understood?
00:30:12Okay, go.
00:30:19Um.
00:30:21Thanks again.
00:30:23Close.
00:30:24You need to be more careful.
00:30:26You're way too trusting.
00:30:27That could get you into some trouble.
00:30:29Really?
00:30:30That's what you're going with right now?
00:30:31Look, I don't need another lecture.
00:30:54I don't know.
00:31:02Hey.
00:31:03We shouldn't.
00:31:04Not here.
00:31:05Why not?
00:31:06I own the place, remember?
00:31:21Alright, listen up everyone.
00:31:22I've got an exciting opportunity to announce.
00:31:24Mr. Clark Cavill will be filming a new documentary
00:31:27and he needs one of our journalists to shadow him,
00:31:30documenting every moment.
00:31:32The chosen journalist will live in Clark's house
00:31:35and work alongside him 24-7
00:31:37until the documentary is completed.
00:31:40Afterward,
00:31:41they'll write an exclusive piece on the entire experience.
00:31:44The closer I keep you,
00:31:45the less chance you have of getting hurt last night.
00:31:50Afterward,
00:31:51they'll write an exclusive piece on the entire experience.
00:31:55I'll do it, Mr. Cavill.
00:31:56I'm the perfect choice for this project.
00:31:59Actually, I've already made my decision.
00:32:03Lois,
00:32:05I want you to be part of this project.
00:32:10Mr. Cavill,
00:32:11Lois's background is in finance.
00:32:14I have far more experience.
00:32:16My decision is final, Stella.
00:32:18Miss Cade,
00:32:20what do you say?
00:32:24Clark, I know you're trying to protect me,
00:32:26but do you really think it's a good idea?
00:32:28Yeah, I do.
00:32:31So, Lois,
00:32:32what's it gonna be?
00:32:33The more time we spend together,
00:32:35the closer Clark might get to the truth
00:32:37about why I broke up with him.
00:32:39It could destroy his friendship with Barney.
00:32:41I appreciate the offer, Mr. Cavill,
00:32:44but I don't think it's worth it.
00:32:46I appreciate the offer, Mr. Cavill,
00:32:47but I don't believe I'm the right fit for this project.
00:32:56I...
00:32:57I appreciate the offer, Mr. Cavill,
00:32:59but I don't believe I'm the right fit for this project.
00:33:03Lois,
00:33:04if you don't take this opportunity,
00:33:05I will hand it to your competition on a silver platter.
00:33:08Lois!
00:33:10If you pass up this opportunity,
00:33:12I will have no choice but to let you go.
00:33:14No, we don't.
00:33:15We cannot afford to lose this opportunity.
00:33:21All right.
00:33:23I'll do it.
00:33:25First the storage room incident,
00:33:27then last night.
00:33:29There's definitely something going on between these two.
00:33:32All right, everyone.
00:33:33Back to work.
00:33:36Jim?
00:33:38It's me.
00:33:39I need a favor.
00:33:41Get your paparazzi buddies to keep a close eye on Clark Cavill.
00:33:45I think there's a juicy story brewing.
00:33:54So,
00:33:55about tonight's awards ceremony...
00:33:59What about it?
00:34:00You're coming with me.
00:34:02As part of the crew.
00:34:04Clark, I don't think that's gonna...
00:34:06My team will help you get ready.
00:34:08It's all part of the documentary, remember?
00:34:12Ladies, she's all yours.
00:34:26So, spill it.
00:34:28What's going on between you and Mr. Cavill?
00:34:31Oh, um...
00:34:33No, we're just colleagues.
00:34:35Sure.
00:34:36Colleagues.
00:34:37Got it.
00:34:39You know, it's kind of sad.
00:34:41I heard he's still hung up on his ex.
00:34:43Heard him once totally wasted,
00:34:45swearing he was gonna make it big to win her back.
00:34:47He was a mess.
00:34:48After all this time,
00:34:51he's still...
00:35:09Hello.
00:35:22You...
00:35:23You look good.
00:35:27And you look stunning, as always.
00:35:31You ready to go?
00:35:33Actually, Clark, there's something I need to tell you.
00:35:36I've been thinking a lot about it,
00:35:38and I think I might want to, to...
00:35:40There's my favorite power couple!
00:35:42What's up, man?
00:35:46I can't do this.
00:35:48It would crush him if he found out the truth about our breakup.
00:36:06How'd you manage to sneak an invite to this shit, Big Louis?
00:36:12What, did you, uh,
00:36:13land yourself a sugar daddy?
00:36:17Seriously, Jim?
00:36:18You're one to talk about shameless behavior.
00:36:20What's that supposed to mean?
00:36:22I don't know.
00:36:23Maybe the fact that you couldn't keep it in your pants
00:36:25while we were married?
00:36:26Did you cheat on your ex-wife?
00:36:28No, but...
00:36:29Mr. Kirby, is it true you cheated on your ex-wife?
00:36:31No, that's not what's going on.
00:36:33Is it true you cheated on your ex-wife?
00:36:35Ms. Kane, can you elaborate on these allegations?
00:36:45Is it true you cheated on your ex-wife?
00:36:46No, no, that's not what...
00:36:48Ms. Kane, can you explain these allegations?
00:36:50Okay, okay, you guys.
00:36:51Do you want the real scoop here?
00:36:52How about the fact that Little Miss Kirby
00:36:54has been cozying up with some married film industry bigwig?
00:36:57What? That's absurd!
00:36:58Ms. Kane, is this true?
00:37:00Who is the mystery guy?
00:37:02How long has this affair been happening?
00:37:04He's lying.
00:37:05It's clearly an attempt to deflect his own infidelity.
00:37:08Okay, Lois, is that so?
00:37:10I have proof.
00:37:12I got a photo of the two lovers caught in the act.
00:37:14Here's the proof, everyone.
00:37:16Here's the married bigwig that's cozying up with Lois.
00:37:20She's been sneaking around with the skeezer
00:37:22ever since we've been married.
00:37:23Oh, God.
00:37:24What if it's Clark?
00:37:27I have proof.
00:37:28I got a photo of the two lovers caught in the act.
00:37:31Here's the proof, everyone.
00:37:33Here's the married bigwig that's cozying up with Lois.
00:37:37She's been sneaking around with the skeezer
00:37:39ever since we've been married.
00:37:43That's a driver, you idiot.
00:37:45He was driving me to work.
00:37:49Stop lying, Lois, okay?
00:37:52I saw you leave his house.
00:37:54Get off me.
00:37:57Hey!
00:38:02I can't...
00:38:04Back off.
00:38:06That's enough.
00:38:07I'm the one you're looking for.
00:38:08I'm the bigwig in question here.
00:38:10Mr. Cavill, can you tell us about your relationship with Miss Kane?
00:38:17That's enough.
00:38:18I'm the one you're looking for.
00:38:19I'm the bigwig in question here.
00:38:21Mr. Cavill, can you tell us about your relationship with Miss Kane?
00:38:29Yes.
00:38:30Lois and I go way back when we were classmates in college.
00:38:34She's an incredibly talented journalist,
00:38:36and that is why when I started making my documentary,
00:38:38I knew I needed someone with her skill set
00:38:40to capture the essence of my project.
00:38:42Is that the reason why she's been seen with you a lot lately?
00:38:45Yes.
00:38:46She's currently writing an exclusive article
00:38:48about the making and the progress of the documentary.
00:38:54Mr. Kirby?
00:38:57Do you have an issue with who I work with?
00:39:03Mr. Kirby?
00:39:06Do you have an issue with who I work with?
00:39:10Look, Mr. Cavill,
00:39:12I'm really sorry about the misunderstanding here, okay?
00:39:16You know how it is with exes.
00:39:18Things get heated.
00:39:19Is that so?
00:39:21But anyways, I want to talk with you about something.
00:39:24My company and your movie.
00:39:27I want to work with you.
00:39:28Yeah, that's not going to happen.
00:39:33Oh, okay.
00:39:34Listen to me very closely.
00:39:35I want to make something crystal clear for you.
00:39:38I will never do business with your company.
00:39:43You got that?
00:39:44Not now and not ever.
00:39:55Lois, let's get you dressed.
00:40:08I will never do business with your company.
00:40:17Lois, let's get you dressed.
00:40:24So that's how it is, huh?
00:40:26Clark fucking Cavill.
00:40:28Get your paparazzi buddies to keep it close.
00:40:30I am Clark Cavill.
00:40:32I think there's a juicy story brewing.
00:40:35They must have some sort of arrangement.
00:40:37That's the only explanation.
00:40:44Find out where Clark Cavill's dressing room is.
00:40:46Now.
00:40:47Understood, Mr. Kirby.
00:40:55You okay?
00:40:57Clark, if you weren't back there, I don't know what I would have done.
00:41:03I meant what I said, Lois.
00:41:05I'll never let anyone hurt you.
00:41:09Was it always like that with Jim?
00:41:11To control the humiliation?
00:41:18It was worse than anyone knew, actually.
00:41:21The constant cheating and the mind games.
00:41:23And then sometimes when he would get really mad, he would just...
00:41:27He hit you?
00:41:31Lois, that will never happen again.
00:41:35I swear, as long as I'm with you, no one will lay a hand on you.
00:41:39Okay.
00:41:51I love you.
00:42:09Come in, come in.
00:42:15One second.
00:42:17Mr. Cavill, I need to touch up your...
00:42:19Oh, oh, now's not a good time. It's okay.
00:42:21Nonsense. Can't have that handsome face looking shiny on camera.
00:42:24You really don't need to.
00:42:26Just hold still. This will only take a second.
00:42:32Okay.
00:42:50There you go, Mr. Cavill. Perfect as always.
00:42:54Would you mind giving me a moment?
00:42:56Sure.
00:43:02Hey, Lois. You okay?
00:43:04Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay. That was close.
00:43:06Yeah, it was.
00:43:10Wow, I miss this.
00:43:12Being with you.
00:43:14Me too.
00:43:17You know, I really couldn't stop thinking about you.
00:43:38Hey, Clark, hurry up. The show's about to start.
00:43:41Hey, Clark, hurry up. The show's about to start.
00:43:43I'm sorry. I gotta go.
00:43:45I'll be fine. Go knock on the door.
00:43:53Good luck.
00:43:55I thought you might want to watch the show from here.
00:43:57Yeah, that would be awesome.
00:44:03Listen, Lois.
00:44:05I need to get something off my chest.
00:44:07I'm sorry.
00:44:09For what I did back then.
00:44:11Convincing you to break up with Clark.
00:44:13Barney, we don't have to do this.
00:44:15No, please. Let me finish.
00:44:17I thought I was doing what was best for Clark's career.
00:44:19I never realized how much I was hurting both of you.
00:44:21I thought I was doing what was best for Clark's career.
00:44:23I never realized how much I was hurting both of you.
00:44:25Yeah, but look at him now.
00:44:27It seemed to all work out in the end.
00:44:29Maybe career-wise, but...
00:44:31Lois, I've never seen him as happy as he was with you.
00:44:33Lois, I've never seen him as happy as he was with you.
00:44:35I know it's not my place,
00:44:37but you and Clark, you're meant to be together.
00:44:39I know it's not my place,
00:44:41but you and Clark, you're meant to be together.
00:44:43I know it's not my place,
00:44:45but you and Clark, you're meant to be together.
00:44:47Yeah, but Barney,
00:44:49if he finds out the truth about our breakup,
00:44:51I mean,
00:44:53what will it do to your friendship?
00:44:55You're like a brother to him.
00:44:57And that's exactly why you should tell him.
00:44:59He deserves the truth.
00:45:01He deserves the truth.
00:45:03He deserves the truth.
00:45:05And you both deserve to be happy.
00:45:09There were so many nights
00:45:11he'd get drunk
00:45:13and just call out your name over and over.
00:45:15and just call out your name over and over.
00:45:17And during the toughest times in his career,
00:45:19he'd always...
00:45:21he'd always say,
00:45:23I'm gonna make it big for her.
00:45:25For Lois.
00:45:27You were his motivation, though, even when you weren't there.
00:45:29Okay, Barney.
00:45:31Okay, you're right.
00:45:33Look, after the ceremony, I'm gonna tell him.
00:45:35I'm gonna tell him,
00:45:37no more running, no more hiding.
00:45:39Thank you, Lois,
00:45:41for fixing the mistake that I made.
00:45:43And the award for Best Actor goes to
00:45:45And the award for Best Actor goes to
00:45:47Clark Kendall.
00:46:09Wow.
00:46:11This is, this is incredible. Thank you all so much.
00:46:15I actually want to dedicate this award to someone, someone very special to me.
00:46:24Oh my god!
00:46:25What the hell?
00:46:27What is...
00:46:41Oh my god!
00:46:48Uh...
00:46:50How long have you been seeing Lois Kane?
00:46:55Is this why you turned down Jim Kirby's business offer?
00:46:58Because of your history with his ex-wife?
00:47:03Okay.
00:47:05Lois and I fell in love in high school, and we stayed together through college.
00:47:09I was a struggling actor back then, and Lois worked two jobs to support me, to support my dream.
00:47:16She believed in me, even when I didn't believe in myself.
00:47:19Lois is the love of my life.
00:47:24So, why did you break up?
00:47:31My mistake was I didn't...
00:47:33If you're watching this, I love you.
00:47:35I never stopped.
00:47:37Will you take me back?
00:47:40Well folks, if Lois agrees, she should come up here and give Clark a big ol' kiss.
00:47:45Don't you?
00:47:46Yeah!
00:47:50Well, what are you waiting for?
00:47:51Go get your man!
00:48:01To true love.
00:48:07To true love.
00:48:13Oh, sweet dreams, Barney.
00:48:35Clark!
00:48:36Clark!
00:48:37It's Lois.
00:48:38Barney?
00:48:38Barney, what happened?
00:48:39Where's Lois?
00:48:40I think...
00:48:42I think she's been kidnapped.
00:48:44What?
00:48:50What?
00:48:52Someone drugged me when I woke up.
00:49:05What?
00:49:23What?
00:49:25Find the security footage, now!
00:49:28Sir!
00:49:29We caught her trying to sneak out the back.
00:49:31She had this.
00:49:36Stella?
00:49:44Stella?
00:49:48What the hell? Where is Jim? Where'd he take Lois?
00:49:51I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:49:53Cut the crap, Stella. I know you're Jim's little side piece. Start talking!
00:49:59Oh, please.
00:50:01How do you know she didn't run off with Jim willingly?
00:50:04Think about it, Clark.
00:50:06Her ex-husband whisks her away.
00:50:09Sounds like they're after your cash, if you ask me.
00:50:14Face it.
00:50:15She chose Jim over you.
00:50:19She doesn't love you.
00:50:21Stop lying to yourself!
00:50:29She doesn't love you.
00:50:32Stop lying to yourself!
00:50:36I doubted Lois once.
00:50:38I let my pride and insecurities get in the way. I lost her because of it.
00:50:41I will not let that happen again.
00:50:56I lost her because of it. I will not let that happen again.
00:50:59I'm choosing to believe in her, not in Jim.
00:51:02I will not let that happen again.
00:51:04I'm choosing to believe in her.
00:51:06I will not let you stand in the way or anything!
00:51:08Can you believe this guy, Lois?
00:51:10He's actually doubling down on this bullshit.
00:51:13Lois, if you're watching this, I love you.
00:51:16I always have, and I always will. I will find you.
00:51:20I love you too, Clark.
00:51:25Lois, if you're watching this, I love you.
00:51:29I always have, and I always will. I will find you.
00:51:32I can't believe him. I thought for sure he would think that you'd run off on him again.
00:51:36You're wrong about Clark, and you're wrong about me!
00:51:40I'll never leave Clark again!
00:51:43Well, if I can't settle for destroying your fairy tale little ending, Lois, then...
00:51:47I guess I'll just have to settle for you and me and you.
00:51:50What are you doing?
00:51:51Come on.
00:51:52What are you doing?
00:51:53Get off of me!
00:51:57I'm not your puppet anymore, Jim.
00:51:58I'm not your puppet anymore, Jim.
00:52:00Stop it!
00:52:04You're gonna regret that!
00:52:28Stella, this is your last chance. Where is Lois?
00:52:35If you don't tell me right now, I swear I will never let you work in this industry again.
00:52:43Stella, I get it. You think you love Jim.
00:52:47But he's just using you just like he did with Lois.
00:52:59Sunset Hotel. Room 237.
00:53:17Let's see how your precious little Clark likes you now.
00:53:23Let go!
00:53:28Lois! Lois!
00:53:30Are you okay?
00:53:32Oh my gosh.
00:53:33This isn't over!
00:53:37Lois, come on. Wake up.
00:53:58Hey.
00:54:04Hey, beautiful.
00:54:06Clark?
00:54:08Lois, there's something you need to know.
00:54:11Last night, the doctors came and they ran some tests on you while you were unconscious.
00:54:16And it turns out that you're pregnant.
00:54:23I'm pregnant?
00:54:24I'm pregnant?
00:54:28I'm pregnant?
00:54:31Yes.
00:54:33Yes.
00:54:41After all these years, I have a question for you.
00:54:45Yeah?
00:54:47Will you take me back? For good?
00:54:49Yes.
00:54:51Yes.
00:54:52Yes, of course, Clark. Of course.
00:54:56Well, then I have one more question.
00:54:59Anything.
00:55:01Lois Kane.
00:55:04Will you marry me?
00:55:08Yes! Clark, a thousand times yes, of course!
00:55:13Oh my God.
00:55:15It's beautiful, Clark.
00:55:16I love you.
00:55:19I love you.
00:55:31Look, please. Please try to understand.
00:55:33Barney was only doing what he thought was good for your career, okay?
00:55:36He never meant to hurt us.
00:55:42I'm going to need a best man, by the way.
00:55:45You in?
00:55:49Yes.
00:56:07Clark.
00:56:08Aw, you made my favorite.
00:56:09Just like in college.
00:56:11I remember every detail, baby.
00:56:19Breaking news in the entertainment world.
00:56:21Clark DeVille has just been nominated for an Oscar.
00:56:25Oh my God.
00:56:27Oh my God, congratulations, babe!
00:56:30In other news, sources close to DeVille have made shocking allegations about his rekindled romance with Lois Kane.
00:56:39What the hell?
00:56:49Mr. Cabell, how do you respond to the allegations that Ms. Kane is only with you for your money?
00:56:54Those allegations are completely false.
00:56:57If I may.
00:57:05I have to set the record straight.
00:57:07Years ago, when Clark was starting out,
00:57:10I was in a relationship with Ms. Kane.
00:57:13I have to set the record straight.
00:57:15Years ago, when Clark was starting out,
00:57:18I convinced Lois to break up with him.
00:57:21I thought I was doing what was best for Clark's career.
00:57:24So Lois pretended to fall for a rich man
00:57:29to make Clark let her go.
00:57:32But the truth is
00:57:35Lois did this out of love.
00:57:39She sacrificed her own happiness
00:57:41She sacrificed her own happiness
00:57:43for Clark's success.
00:57:45I've witnessed their love since high school.
00:57:49Please stop these hurtful rumors.
00:57:53Let them be happy together.
00:57:55They deserve it.
00:58:05Jim? Jim, please.
00:58:08Let's talk about this, okay?
00:58:09Lois, there's nothing to talk about.
00:58:11This man, he's ruined everything.
00:58:14Look, I hear you.
00:58:17Jim, this is not the way.
00:58:19Why don't we just discuss what you want?
00:58:22I want you to work with me on my next movie.
00:58:25Lois.
00:58:27Okay, you want to work with me?
00:58:29Let's make it official then.
00:58:31I got a contract right here.
00:58:34If you sign it,
00:58:37we got a deal, okay?
00:58:39Okay.
00:58:46Freeze!
00:58:56And the Oscar goes to
00:58:59Clark Cavill.
00:59:00Thank you so much.
00:59:06Wow, wow.
00:59:08Thank you, everybody, so much.
00:59:10Truly, I am very honored and humbled
00:59:12to receive such astounding recognition today.
00:59:14This is truly an experience of a lifetime.
00:59:16And it means a lot to me.
00:59:20But none of this would have been possible
00:59:22without one of Clark's best friends.
00:59:24Clark.
00:59:26Clark.
00:59:28Clark.
00:59:30I have one thing,
00:59:32and that is the unwavering support
00:59:34of someone very special to me.
00:59:36And that person,
00:59:40and that person
00:59:42is my wife, Lois.
00:59:45Lois, you have been
00:59:47my rock, my inspiration,
00:59:49my everything.
00:59:51And on top of this,
00:59:53I also have one more announcement to make tonight.
00:59:55And that is that, as of today,
00:59:57I'll be officially retiring from acting.
01:00:00And I've decided to
01:00:02move into producing
01:00:04in order to spend more time with my loved ones,
01:00:06my family, and overall focus
01:00:08on the next chapter of my life.
01:00:10That also includes supporting
01:00:12my wife in her new career
01:00:14as a best-selling author.
01:00:16Thank you, everyone, again.