Situationshop With My Billionaire Friend US DramaPops
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00:00:00oh my god she's insane what are you doing here
00:00:17you set me up you stay away from me you're insane
00:00:21i can't let you ruin my wedding miss leanne you and asher are you're a great couple i'm sorry leanne
00:00:36but you've gotta go
00:00:41they say that sex ruins everything
00:00:52oh and sometimes they're right how was that baby awesome
00:01:00we done here yeah i think i did my job
00:01:14we done here yeah baby you're the best you were amazing was it good for you
00:01:22awesome what's your name again
00:01:26money we need to talk what i'm breaking up with you
00:01:34what you mean you are breaking up with me i mean i'm breaking up with you
00:01:40this isn't working out goodbye honey
00:01:46i can't do this anymore what do you mean you were breaking up with me
00:01:49i mean i'm breaking up with you this isn't working out but take care of monique
00:02:03what am i doing
00:02:05hmm
00:02:12so i tell her dude that's not a pickle that's an okra like seriously
00:02:21so she goes totally bonkers on my brother i mean i don't even know what i saw in him in the first
00:02:26place how about you and i and you're just excuse me for a moment i'll be right back
00:02:38so i was thinking how about we get out of here and go back to my place sorry i'll be right back
00:02:57oh damn it i'm so sorry
00:03:05oh my god asher yeah what are you doing oh i'm drowning my sorrows here
00:03:13do you want a drink
00:03:21how did i ever lose touch with my undergrad bff
00:03:25life i guess we should vow to never let that happen again
00:03:29pinky swear pinky swear friends forever stop doing that
00:03:38we should vow to never let that happen again pinky swear pinky swear friends forever
00:03:45stop doing that
00:03:46thank you oh what about work i actually just started a new job i'm doing marketing at gen
00:03:58guard small world they're our biggest client no way wait what do you do i work at a software
00:04:07development startup hey
00:04:18what about your love life what what about your love life oh my god years of bad sex
00:04:26with jerks a lifetime of one night stands with shallow women cheers mate
00:04:31how about we
00:04:38stop it no hey we're friends well if you ever do want an earth-shattering orgasm i'm your man
00:04:47sex ruins everything yeah i suppose you're right
00:04:51come on i'll be your wing woman though and i'll be your wing man
00:05:21so
00:05:41i can't remember the last time i had this much fun
00:05:44i can't remember the last time i laughed this hard i think i peed myself a little bit
00:05:51i have that effect on women
00:05:58i forgot how pretty you are thanks i think
00:06:05let's never lose touch again
00:06:07so
00:06:11friends forever
00:06:14friends forever
00:06:37so
00:06:48uh
00:07:06Let's do it again, let's do it again, let's do it again, let's do it again, let's do it
00:07:36again.
00:07:37Oh my god, what are you doing here?
00:07:51I don't know, what am I doing here?
00:07:53Oh my head, my head.
00:07:57Feels like there's a bang of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:03Hey, that made sense for you.
00:08:07What?
00:08:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:10Bad idea.
00:08:11What?
00:08:12Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:15Why?
00:08:16Because, Asher you're one of my best friends.
00:08:20Fuck, sex ruins everything.
00:08:24I suppose you're right.
00:08:28But still.
00:08:30But still.
00:08:33I have a proposition.
00:08:35What?
00:08:36Friends with benefits.
00:08:40Sex without strings.
00:08:43You do you, I do me, and we do each other.
00:08:50Interesting.
00:08:53Okay, sold.
00:08:58Friends with benefits.
00:09:28And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:38Hello ladies.
00:09:40Asher?
00:09:41You two know each other?
00:09:46Yeah, we know each other from college.
00:09:50He's one of my best friends.
00:09:52What are you doing here?
00:09:54Here to see my father.
00:09:55Wait, what?
00:09:56Daddy owns the company.
00:09:57I know.
00:09:58I actually own the company I work at.
00:09:59He's worth billions.
00:10:00And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:01I've been busy since college.
00:10:02Clearly.
00:10:03Listen, I gotta run, but talk to you later?
00:10:04Sure.
00:10:05Good to see you Beth.
00:10:06You too.
00:10:07Oh, what a man.
00:10:08Oh.
00:10:09Oh.
00:10:10Oh.
00:10:11Oh.
00:10:12Oh.
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00:10:24Oh.
00:10:25Oh.
00:10:34What's this?
00:10:37I took the liberty of drawing up a forensic benefits contract.
00:10:40A contract?
00:10:41It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:43Okay.
00:10:45Article One.
00:10:46Nobody knows.
00:10:48It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:50Good point.
00:10:51Article Two.
00:10:52We meet at a mutually agreed upon place
00:10:54at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:10:56Okay.
00:10:57Article 3, honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:01Agreed.
00:11:04Article 4, no lies.
00:11:08No lies.
00:11:11Article 5, once one party sleeps with another person,
00:11:17the agreement is over.
00:11:19I don't like that one.
00:11:21Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:25Fine.
00:11:28And finally,
00:11:34friends first.
00:11:36Friends first.
00:11:47Let's eat.
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00:12:43No, I think the wife did it.
00:12:45And I think you're insane.
00:12:46No, you do.
00:12:55Will you go out with me?
00:12:58What?
00:12:59On a date.
00:13:00Like, will you go on a date with me?
00:13:03A real one.
00:13:05No.
00:13:10Why?
00:13:13I mean, no.
00:13:14The contract.
00:13:15Forget the contract.
00:13:16No.
00:13:17Friends first.
00:13:18Remember?
00:13:20Sex.
00:13:21Romance.
00:13:22It ruins everything.
00:13:27Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:40Come on.
00:13:43Friends first?
00:13:51Friends first.
00:14:02So, see you at 7 tonight?
00:14:03Yeah, sure.
00:14:13Oh my God!
00:14:14Are you kidding?
00:14:16He asked me out.
00:14:17He asked me out.
00:14:19Breathe, Beth.
00:14:20Breathe.
00:14:21I've been crushing on him for so long.
00:14:24On Asher?
00:14:25Yes.
00:14:26He asked you out?
00:14:27Yes.
00:14:28On a date?
00:14:29Yes.
00:14:30Yes.
00:14:31Yes.
00:14:32Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:33Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:35You can give me some tips.
00:14:37Oh.
00:14:38Um.
00:14:39Yeah, okay.
00:14:41I got to go.
00:14:42I'm getting a mighty penny ready for the big night.
00:14:45I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:48Bye.
00:14:58Where was he born?
00:14:59Philadelphia.
00:15:01Philadelphia?
00:15:02Uh, favorite food?
00:15:04Um.
00:15:06I don't know.
00:15:07Um, he likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:13Oh, hot fudge sundae.
00:15:16I like your pen. I've never seen that color before.
00:15:19Daddy has a made for me special. It's my favorite color, heliotrope purple.
00:15:23Cool.
00:15:25What about sports?
00:15:28Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself, on your date?
00:15:31I can't do that. If I'm going to marry this man, he's got to think we're meant to be.
00:15:37Marry?
00:15:39You got a problem with that?
00:15:46Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:49Me and Asher?
00:15:52No. No, no, no. Never.
00:15:55He's... We're friends.
00:15:58We're best friends.
00:16:00Good.
00:16:01By the way, I love your outfit. Where'd you get it?
00:16:04Oh, Mason's. On 3rd.
00:16:06Super cute.
00:16:08Okay, let's carry on. Uh, siblings?
00:16:14And being an only child.
00:16:17I was an only child as well.
00:16:19Really? Cool.
00:16:21Anyhow, being an only child, my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:25I was born in Philly.
00:16:27Shut up. It's my favorite city.
00:16:31Where was the school?
00:16:33Um, I...
00:16:37Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:44How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:48That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:54I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:16:58I had a wonderful time.
00:17:01I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:04That would be great.
00:17:07Good night.
00:17:10Oh, my.
00:17:12Okay, thank you.
00:17:17Mason.
00:17:19I should really head out.
00:17:21Thank you. Uh, take care.
00:17:24Uh, take care.
00:17:26Why don't you come up?
00:17:28And I will fuck you.
00:17:30It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:33Oh.
00:17:35Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:38Why?
00:17:40Because I've sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:43I'm... I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:46No, no, that's not what I meant. It's just...
00:17:49Sex ruins everything.
00:17:53Let's wait.
00:17:55So it can be perfect, yeah?
00:18:01Yes.
00:18:05Okay.
00:18:07Toodles.
00:18:14Beth?
00:18:16It was nice. We have a lot in common.
00:18:20Are you...
00:18:22Jealous?
00:18:24No.
00:18:29Did you, um...
00:18:31Did you sleep together?
00:18:33No.
00:18:35But not for lack of her trying.
00:18:37Beth?
00:18:39She's an animal.
00:18:41Oh, God.
00:18:43Stop it. Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:47Not for Beth, you don't.
00:18:49Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:51I want to wait, just in case she is the one.
00:18:55You never know.
00:18:57I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:04I'm never getting married.
00:19:07I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:12Oh?
00:19:15You do you.
00:19:17To each his own.
00:19:18Agreed.
00:19:20Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:21Maybe.
00:19:22Give it back.
00:19:23Come on.
00:19:24It's my fudge.
00:19:27It's my strawberry.
00:19:28All right.
00:19:35That was rude.
00:19:44I'm sorry.
00:20:06Leanne Lamont.
00:20:08You do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:12You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:15True love does not exist.
00:20:17You will only get hurt.
00:20:19He is your friend.
00:20:21Don't blow it.
00:20:23Friendship first.
00:20:25Leanne Lamont.
00:20:27You do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:29You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:31True love does not exist.
00:20:33You will only get hurt.
00:20:35He is your friend.
00:20:37Don't blow it.
00:20:40Friendship first.
00:20:43Leanne Lamont.
00:21:09Hey.
00:21:11Shit.
00:21:13I'm so sorry.
00:21:15My bad.
00:21:16My fault.
00:21:18Hang on.
00:21:21You got a tissue?
00:21:26Here.
00:21:27Let me.
00:21:28Hey, what are you doing?
00:21:29Stop cock-flucking me.
00:21:31Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:33Hey, Asher.
00:21:35Eric.
00:21:38Eric.
00:21:41Okay.
00:21:43Well, see you guys later.
00:21:48Here.
00:21:53I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:21:55I'm Eric.
00:22:05That was fun.
00:22:06Yeah, was that fun?
00:22:08Or was Eric fun?
00:22:12Both.
00:22:13Okay.
00:22:14You gotta watch out for him.
00:22:15He's a player.
00:22:17So what?
00:22:19Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:20No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:24Oh, my God.
00:22:26Are you jealous?
00:22:28No, I'm not jealous.
00:22:29Why would I be jealous?
00:22:30We're friends with benefits.
00:22:31Remember?
00:22:34Yeah.
00:22:35You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:36Okay, I'm not being a dick.
00:22:38You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:43I can handle myself.
00:22:46Yeah, fine.
00:22:47Be that way.
00:22:51You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:22:55Maybe we need to end this arrangement.
00:23:01Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:09Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:14Maybe I will.
00:23:17Yes.
00:23:26Flavas for Mrs. Leanne Lambert.
00:23:29That's me.
00:23:30Oh, my God.
00:23:35I'm Eric.
00:23:43What are you doing here?
00:23:45Had a meeting with Best Dad.
00:23:49That's from Eric?
00:23:52Yes.
00:23:56They're nice.
00:24:00Listen, I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:05I was out of line.
00:24:07No.
00:24:08No, I was out of line.
00:24:13I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:17Oh, my God.
00:24:19Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:25Friends forever?
00:24:28Friends forever.
00:24:32Dinner later?
00:24:35Sounds awesome.
00:24:37Bye.
00:24:56Someone's in a good mood.
00:24:58It's just...
00:25:00I'm just so happy.
00:25:02You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:07I think he could be the one.
00:25:09Oh.
00:25:10I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:12You've only just started dating.
00:25:15Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate, that you just know?
00:25:24Yeah.
00:25:26That's awesome.
00:25:28You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:33He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:39I hope you're not jealous.
00:25:41Oh, no.
00:25:44I don't know.
00:25:45I just want him to be happy.
00:25:47By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:49It's so unique.
00:25:51What color is it?
00:25:53Paris pink.
00:25:54I love it.
00:25:56Anyway, gotta go.
00:25:58Toodles.
00:26:04Why are you so down?
00:26:08What's wrong?
00:26:11Nothing.
00:26:13Famous last words.
00:26:15Is it...attic?
00:26:18Of course not.
00:26:20How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:22She thinks that you're gonna settle down with her.
00:26:25Yeah, you never know.
00:26:30Give me your hand.
00:26:32I'll tell you what's gonna happen.
00:26:34Come on.
00:26:36Okay.
00:26:37This is your lifeline.
00:26:40It's long.
00:26:42So you have a nice, long life.
00:26:44Okay.
00:26:46This is your headline for wisdom.
00:26:49And looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:26:58And this is your loveline.
00:27:01So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:05But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:31You wanna go home and fuck?
00:27:33Great idea.
00:28:02Fuck.
00:28:05Fuck.
00:28:28Looks like we had fun last night.
00:28:34Do you have a key?
00:28:40I was thinking.
00:28:44Mmm.
00:29:03Nice trick.
00:29:05Right?
00:29:06Yeah.
00:29:10Who is that?
00:29:12Who are you?
00:29:14Hello!
00:29:15Your front door was unlocked.
00:29:18I brought dough!
00:29:31That's...
00:29:34How could you?
00:29:38Beth!
00:29:39Wait, Beth!
00:29:41Fuck, what have I done?
00:29:45What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:47Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:59Hey.
00:30:00What are you doing?
00:30:01I'm leaving.
00:30:02I'm getting dressed.
00:30:03I'm going.
00:30:04I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:05I'm sorry, okay?
00:30:06You didn't do anything.
00:30:07It was me.
00:30:08I fucked up.
00:30:09You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:11It wasn't.
00:30:12It isn't.
00:30:13It doesn't matter.
00:30:14I fucked up.
00:30:15Whatever it is, it was.
00:30:16I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:21I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:29Yeah.
00:30:36Friends first?
00:30:40Friends first.
00:30:56Hey, Beth.
00:30:57Go away!
00:31:03I need to talk to you.
00:31:05I fire her except Daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:08You on the other hand, I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:12No, it's not what you think, okay?
00:31:14It was a stupid game, friends with benefits.
00:31:16But it's over now, okay?
00:31:18I promise.
00:31:26Do you love her?
00:31:27Of course not.
00:31:29Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:31Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:35Really?
00:31:37Hey, I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:40You and me.
00:31:42Please.
00:31:44Give me another chance.
00:31:52I suppose.
00:31:56Okay.
00:32:01Bye.
00:32:10Leanne, it's me again.
00:32:12Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:14I'm so confused.
00:32:16Friends forever, remember?
00:32:23Eric.
00:32:25Hi.
00:32:26I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:28I know I've been out of touch, but...
00:32:31I would love to see you again.
00:32:33If you're up for it.
00:32:42Asher?
00:32:43Asher, it's me!
00:32:45I haven't heard from you in like four hours!
00:32:47What's going on?
00:32:48Are you with Leanne?
00:32:49Call me!
00:32:59Okay, Leanne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but...
00:33:03I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:06If you ever want to be friends again...
00:33:08You know where to find me.
00:33:29It's Eric, leave a message.
00:33:31Hey, Eric.
00:33:35I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night,
00:33:38and I wanted to see what you were doing later.
00:33:40Asher?
00:33:41Asher, where are you?
00:33:43Why won't you call me back?
00:33:45I know you're with her!
00:33:46You lied to me!
00:33:49Okay.
00:33:50Miss you.
00:33:51Call me.
00:33:52Bye.
00:33:53Bye.
00:33:54Bye.
00:33:55Miss you.
00:33:56Call me.
00:33:57Bye.
00:34:02Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:34:06Listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you,
00:34:11but maybe we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:15I'll call you when I can.
00:34:25No!
00:34:44Hey, hey, hey, babe.
00:34:46Slow down.
00:34:52To love.
00:34:55Wait.
00:34:57Love sucks.
00:35:01Okay.
00:35:03I think we've had enough.
00:35:07How about we head back to my place?
00:35:12Fabulous.
00:35:16Easy.
00:35:26Shit.
00:35:44What a goody, isn't he?
00:35:55Hey.
00:36:16I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:18Yeah, I'm sorry I've been aloof.
00:36:20Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:22You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:23No, that's okay.
00:36:24Just life.
00:36:25Is it Leanne?
00:36:27I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:30You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:32I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:34Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:40And what looked like her clothes from last night.
00:36:43No way, she would never.
00:36:44He's a knob.
00:36:47Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:36:52I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:37:23I love you.
00:37:24I love you.
00:37:25I love you.
00:37:26I love you.
00:37:27I love you.
00:37:28I love you.
00:37:29I love you.
00:37:30I love you.
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00:38:27What the fuck, Leighann.
00:38:28How could you miss that?
00:38:36Sorry, I'm trying my best.
00:38:40Hey, your best isn't good enough.
00:38:45It causes the game.
00:38:47Okay, hey.
00:38:48You've had too much to draw.
00:38:49Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:38:51She can handle herself.
00:38:53Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:38:55Everyone! Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:38:56Asher!
00:38:57Look at the loser!
00:38:58It's all embarrassing.
00:39:02Fucking prick.
00:39:04Come here.
00:39:09Come on.
00:39:19I'm sorry.
00:39:21I'm sorry.
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00:40:09I'm sorry.
00:40:11I'm sorry.
00:40:13I'm sorry.
00:40:15I'm sorry.
00:40:17I'm sorry.
00:40:21Are you breaking up with me?
00:40:23I wouldn't call it breaking up.
00:40:25We only just got back together.
00:40:29Beth, we were never together.
00:40:31I mean, we went out like,
00:40:33six times?
00:40:35You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:37Yes, and unfortunately,
00:40:39they went in another direction.
00:40:41I'm so sorry. I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:45You're fired.
00:40:47You can't fire me. I don't work at your company,
00:40:49and I own mine.
00:40:51I'll fire Leanne.
00:40:53You can't. She'll sue.
00:40:57Okay, you're a terrific girl,
00:40:59and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:01And more than anything, I truly hope that
00:41:03we can remain friends.
00:41:07See ya.
00:41:09Ahh!
00:41:23Shit.
00:41:33Ahh!
00:41:39Ahh!
00:41:41Ahh!
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00:42:33Ahh!
00:42:35Ahh!
00:42:37Ahh!
00:42:51Hey, Eric.
00:42:53Thinking about you.
00:42:55When do you
00:42:57want to hook up?
00:42:59How about
00:43:01a hotel this time?
00:43:03We need to be
00:43:05super careful that Asher
00:43:07doesn't find out.
00:43:09Love,
00:43:11your friend with benefits,
00:43:13Leanne.
00:43:15XO, XO.
00:43:19When Asher reads this
00:43:21text, he's definitely gonna want to
00:43:23break up with you, Leanne.
00:43:25I can't believe
00:43:27you think I'm lying.
00:43:29Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:31I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:33You've been sneaking around
00:43:35with Eric, and accidentally
00:43:37sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:41How could you be so stupid?
00:43:43I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:45Why would I cheat on
00:43:47you? You're my lover. You're my best
00:43:49friend.
00:43:51Clearly not.
00:43:53I am not
00:43:55a cheater.
00:43:57I did not send that text, and I don't know how it got
00:43:59there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:44:03I do.
00:44:07Okay.
00:44:33I will, I will, I will!
00:44:45I will, I will, I will!
00:44:47I will, I will, I will!
00:44:49I will, I will, I will!
00:44:51I will, I will, I will!
00:44:57Wondering if you prefer
00:44:59cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert?
00:45:01Or both? Thoughts?
00:45:05Please,
00:45:07don't marry him.
00:45:09You don't love her.
00:45:11You're rebounding.
00:45:17I'm thinking
00:45:19chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids.
00:45:21Thoughts?
00:45:23A string quartet instead of a jazz
00:45:25trio? Thoughts?
00:45:27They
00:45:29say he's the photographer
00:45:31to the stars.
00:45:33Thoughts?
00:45:47Sit your
00:45:49uncle Harold next to my second cousin once
00:45:51removed. I think they'd really get
00:45:53along, because it turns out that they both
00:45:55have the same dog. Did you know that?
00:45:57It's crazy!
00:45:59Oh my god.
00:46:15Hello!
00:46:19Did you, uh, get my
00:46:21messages? You're gonna love the photographer.
00:46:23She's awesome. I have tons of
00:46:25dresses and shoes to try on for you, and there's more
00:46:27with the doorman. Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:29Sure.
00:46:49Beth, you have got to end this friendship
00:46:51once and for all.
00:47:01You are gone,
00:47:03Leanne Lamont.
00:47:05Once I'm done with this, he is never gonna want
00:47:07to see you again. Ever.
00:47:17Our relationship to you and your company is
00:47:19officially terminated. Effective
00:47:21now. Wait.
00:47:23What?
00:47:25Our source indicates you've
00:47:27been selling Fallon Industries secrets
00:47:29to our competitors. Who's the source?
00:47:35Oh my god.
00:47:37Why would she do this?
00:47:39Lovers
00:47:41scorned, I suppose?
00:47:43It's not true. This will ruin me. You know,
00:47:45Asher, I have half
00:47:47a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy
00:47:49Wethy this weekend.
00:47:51But you never speak to me again.
00:47:55So I'm stuck with you.
00:47:57Mr. Fallon, I swear
00:47:59this isn't true.
00:48:01It doesn't matter at this point.
00:48:03It's already in the trades.
00:48:05You're toxic, Asher.
00:48:07Nobody will touch you.
00:48:09So now you get your ass
00:48:11out of my office.
00:48:17Asher?
00:48:19Bitch.
00:48:21What?
00:48:23You jealous bitch.
00:48:25What are you doing? What are you...
00:48:27I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday.
00:48:29So you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:31Honey?
00:48:33What are you talking about?
00:48:35I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:37Well done.
00:48:39Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:41Stay away from me.
00:48:43Asher,
00:48:45Asher,
00:48:47you're one of my best friends.
00:48:49We are not friends.
00:48:51Okay, we are nothing.
00:48:53Stay away from me.
00:48:55Don't contact me. Don't speak to me.
00:48:57Don't look at me.
00:49:05You are dead to me.
00:49:15Asher...
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00:51:37Oh
00:52:08My god, this is crazy. I didn't write this
00:52:18Heliotrope purple
00:52:21It was Beth
00:52:28Heliotrope purple it was Beth
00:52:34She's been trying to break us up all along
00:52:38Wedding's on Saturday. I have to warn him
00:52:54Shit he blocked me
00:53:07Oh
00:53:23Yes
00:53:37I
00:54:07I
00:54:28She's insane, what are you doing here?
00:54:33You
00:54:37Set me up
00:54:39You've been trying to break us up. Do you bitch? I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but
00:54:46You're right and I won
00:54:50You stay away from me you're insane
00:54:57I'll scream. Nobody will hear you
00:55:02I
00:55:06Can't let you ruin my wedding man
00:55:12I'm not gonna ruin your wedding. I promise Beth
00:55:16Okay
00:55:18You and Asher hurt
00:55:20You're a great couple
00:55:22He loves you
00:55:26Why don't I just go away I'll move I'll quit my job just
00:55:32please
00:55:36Don't hurt me, okay
00:55:43You've gotta go
00:55:50I'm sorry, man. You've gotta go
00:56:02I
00:56:32You
00:57:02I
00:57:11Don't bother that pipes in there good. You're not going anywhere
00:57:18You're crazy
00:57:20You're never getting away with it. Oh, but I will see I'm getting married today
00:57:25And then we'll go on our honeymoon and when I get back
00:57:29You'll be dead
00:57:33I hear starvation is a long and painful death
00:57:42You bitch oh and by the way, you're fired
00:58:02I
00:58:32I
00:59:02I
00:59:32I
00:59:34I
00:59:36I
01:00:00Dearly beloved we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses
01:00:05To join in stop
01:00:10Dearly beloved we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in stop
01:00:21What are you doing here keep going fast what's going on Beth
01:00:25Security take this woman away. She's clearly deranged. Come on dearly beloved. We are gathered here today. Let's go finish it. Mr
01:00:33Fallon
01:00:35Your daughter wrote this letter
01:00:37Not me on
01:00:38Which she forged my signature what?
01:00:41It's completely absurd
01:00:46Is this true she's crazy security
01:00:51She confessed to it all last night right after she tried to kill me
01:00:58Asher you love me we're getting married today. Go go go
01:01:03Go away you crazy bitch you're ruining everything
01:01:12Go away you crazy bitch
01:01:15Everything Beth, how could you I did it for you baby for us get off me
01:01:21Oh
01:01:49You okay
01:01:51Yeah
01:01:56God someone grab a chair
01:02:01Okay
01:02:08God someone grab a chair
01:02:11Oh
01:02:15Babe
01:02:16Hey, wake up, babe
01:02:19Baby, wake up. Hey, hey, wake up. Wake up, baby
01:02:23man
01:02:29And it's all over
01:02:32I
01:02:36Am so sorry for everything I'm more sorry you saved me you're my hero
01:02:47Sure, I love you. I love you
01:03:02Uh, but before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you
01:03:17Will you marry me
01:03:31They say that sex ruins everything but sometimes it makes everything better