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00:00In this life, there are memories that we never forget.
00:05I really like you.
00:08The way you are.
00:10But sometimes, those memories end up being...
00:14Bridget!
00:16...just what we have left.
00:21Ah, Mrs. Darcy.
00:22Mrs. Wallacher.
00:24Why are you only wearing pajamas?
00:27Bridget, you are a widow with two wonderful children.
00:30My advice to you is to put on your oxygen mask first.
00:34You need to have sex.
00:36You found the right one.
00:37Oh my God!
00:38It's been four years, honey.
00:40You are practically a nun. A very naughty nun.
00:43I saw your profile on Tinder.
00:45What is Tinder?
00:47Mom!
00:48Mabel is stuck in the tree!
00:49We're going to die!
00:51How are you, Mrs. Darcy?
00:53Oh my God!
00:55Mabel is stuck in the tree!
00:57What?
00:59You can call me Rockstar.
01:01Bridget Jones.
01:02But you can call me mommy.
01:07I own the tree.
01:10If you don't give it to him, I will.
01:12How old are you?
01:1428.
01:15No, I'm kidding.
01:17I'm 29.
01:21We're going on a journey of ethics.
01:24What's up? Are you with me?
01:25I'm all yours.
01:29Do you miss your dad sometimes?
01:31I miss him all the time.
01:33Are you going to survive?
01:35I think so.
01:36But it's not enough to survive. You have to live.
01:38Are you quoting Dalai Lama?
01:40It's not Harry Styles, is it?
01:49Mr. O'Rourke.
01:51That's right.
01:52That's what I call refagination.
01:54Did you have sex?
01:55Did you have sex?
01:56Did you have sex last night?
01:57Yes, I had sex.
01:59I had an intense night of extremely wild sex.
02:03And it was the best!
02:11Bridget Jones.
02:12It's time to live.
02:16Uncle Daniel!
02:17Hi, Millie Darcy. What's up?
02:19Where are the girls who have big...
02:21Big hair? Unfortunately, they couldn't come.
02:23They're washing their hair.
02:24All three of them?
02:25Yeah, one washes the other's hair.