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00:00:00oh my god she's insane what are you doing here
00:00:17you set me up you stay away from me you're insane
00:00:21i can't let you ruin my wedding miss leanne you and asher are you're a great couple i'm sorry leanne
00:00:36but you've gotta go
00:00:41they say that sex ruins everything
00:00:52oh and sometimes they're right how was that baby awesome
00:01:00we done here yeah i think i did my job
00:01:14we done here yeah baby you're the best you were amazing was it good for you
00:01:22awesome what's your name again
00:01:26money we need to talk what i'm breaking up with you
00:01:34what you mean you are breaking up with me i mean i'm breaking up with you
00:01:40this isn't working out goodbye honey
00:01:46i can't do this anymore what do you mean you were breaking up with me
00:01:49i mean i'm breaking up with you this isn't working out but take care of monique
00:02:03what am i doing
00:02:05hmm
00:02:12so i tell her dude that's not a pickle that's an okra like seriously
00:02:21so she goes totally bonkers on my brother i mean i don't even know what i saw in him in the first
00:02:26place how about you and i and you're just excuse me for a moment i'll be right back
00:02:38so i was thinking how about we get out of here and go back to my place sorry i'll be right back
00:02:57oh damn it i'm so sorry
00:03:05oh my god asher yeah what are you doing oh i'm drowning my sorrows here
00:03:13do you want a drink
00:03:21how did i ever lose touch with my undergrad bff
00:03:25life i guess we should vow to never let that happen again
00:03:29pinky swear pinky swear friends forever stop doing that
00:03:38we should vow to never let that happen again pinky swear pinky swear friends forever
00:03:45stop doing that
00:03:46thank you oh what about work i actually just started a new job i'm doing marketing at gen
00:03:58guard small world they're our biggest client no way wait what do you do i work at a software
00:04:07development startup hey
00:04:18what about your love life what what about your love life oh my god years of bad sex
00:04:26with jerks a lifetime of one night stands with shallow women cheers mate
00:04:31how about we
00:04:38stop it no hey we're friends well if you ever do want an earth-shattering orgasm i'm your man
00:04:47sex ruins everything yeah i suppose you're right
00:04:51come on i'll be your wing woman though and i'll be your wing man
00:05:21so
00:05:41i can't remember the last time i had this much fun
00:05:44i can't remember the last time i laughed this hard i think i peed myself a little bit
00:05:51i have that effect on women
00:05:58i forgot how pretty you are thanks i think
00:06:05let's never lose touch again
00:06:07so
00:06:11friends forever
00:06:14friends forever
00:06:37so
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00:07:35let's do that again
00:07:41oh my god what are you doing here i don't know what am i doing here oh my head
00:07:56my head feels like there's banging nails resting on my brain
00:08:00hey that makes sense we're here what no no no no no no no bad idea
00:08:12last night was a bad idea why because asher you're one of my best friends
00:08:22fuck sex ruins everything i suppose you're right
00:08:26but still but still
00:08:33i have a proposition what friends with benefits
00:08:40sex without strings you do you i do me and we do each other
00:08:47okay
00:08:59okay sold
00:09:00and
00:09:03benefit
00:09:28and i'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter
00:09:34okay hello ladies asher
00:09:44you two know each other yeah um we are we know each other from college he's one of my best
00:09:52friends what are you doing here he's here to see my father wait what daddy owns the company
00:09:58yeah i know i actually own the company i work at he's worth billions and here i thought i knew
00:10:06everything about you i've been busy since college clearly listen gotta run but talk to you later
00:10:16sure good to see you beth you too
00:10:19oh what a man
00:10:35what's this i took the liberty of drawing up a forensic benefits contract
00:10:40a contract it outlines the parameters of our relationship okay article one nobody knows
00:10:48it might get in the way of us seeing other people good point article two we meet at a
00:10:53mutually agreed upon place at a mutually agreed upon time okay article three honesty and transparency
00:11:01are a must agreed article four no lies no lies
00:11:09okay article five once one party sleeps with another person
00:11:17the agreement is over i don't like that one gets too complicated otherwise
00:11:26fine and finally
00:11:30okay friends first friends first
00:11:48let's eat
00:12:00so
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00:12:43no i think the wife did it and i think you're insane no you do
00:12:48me
00:12:55will you go out with me what on a date like will you go on a date with me a real one no
00:13:06what i mean no the contract uh forget the contract no friends first remember
00:13:17sex romance it ruins everything
00:13:23i'm sure you mean way too much to me for that
00:13:36um
00:13:40come on
00:13:45friends first
00:13:53friends first
00:14:04associate seven tonight yes you look
00:14:10okay
00:14:20he asked me out he asked me out breathe breathe i've been crushing on him for so long
00:14:28on asher yes he asked you out yes on a date yes yes yes will you grab a coffee with me later
00:14:36because you two are such good friends you can give me some tips oh um yeah okay i gotta go
00:14:46getting a mighty penny ready for the big fight i'm totally freaking out
00:14:52bye
00:15:02where was he born philadelphia philadelphia uh favorite food um
00:15:11he likes hot fudge sundaes
00:15:17i like your pen i've never seen that color before daddy has a made for me special it's
00:15:22my favorite color heliotrope purple cool what about sports
00:15:27why don't you just ask him this yourself on your date i can't do that if i'm gonna
00:15:34marry this man he's gotta think we're meant to be
00:15:38mary you got a problem with that
00:15:47why are the two of you never hooked up anyhow me and asher
00:15:52no no no never he's we're we're friends we're best friends good by the way i love your outfit
00:16:03where'd you get it oh mason's on third super cute okay let's carry on uh siblings
00:16:14and being an only child i was an only child as well really cool
00:16:22anyhow being an only child my parents sent me to art camp in philadelphia
00:16:26i was born in philly shut up it's my favorite city where was the school um i
00:16:38can i interest you in some dessert
00:16:40um
00:16:45how about we um share a hot fudge sundae that is my favorite dessert
00:16:55i can't believe how much we have in common
00:17:01i had a wonderful time i really hope we can do this again that would be great
00:17:10good night
00:17:13oh my okay thank you
00:17:21i should really head out thank you uh take care why don't you come up
00:17:29and i will fuck you it's within an inch of your life
00:17:33oh
00:17:36i don't think that would be such a good idea why because i've sworn off one night stands
00:17:45i'm a one night stand no no that's not what i meant it's just sex ruins everything
00:17:53let's wait so it can be perfect yeah
00:18:02yes okay toodles
00:18:14beth who is nice we have a lot in common
00:18:22are you jealous no
00:18:26no did you um did you sleep together no but not for a lack of her trying
00:18:39beth she's an animal oh god stop it besides i don't want to ruin our arrangement
00:18:48not for beth you don't yeah my days of one night stands are over i want to wait
00:18:53just in case she is the one you never know i want to get off on the right foot
00:19:05i'm never getting married
00:19:08i'm ready to settle down
00:19:13oh you do you to each his own agree did you steal my fudge
00:19:23come on it's my strawberry all right
00:19:35that was rude
00:19:54so
00:20:08you do not have feelings for asher you will not have feelings for asher
00:20:16true love does not exist you will only get hurt he is your friend don't blow it
00:20:24friendship first leanne lamont you do not have feelings for asher you will not have feelings
00:20:31for asher true love does not exist you will only get hurt he is your friend don't blow it
00:20:38friendship first
00:20:44leanne lamont
00:21:09hey shit i'm so sorry my bad my fault hang on
00:21:24you got a tissue
00:21:29here let me hey what are you doing stop cock-blocking me oh i didn't realize hey asher
00:21:38eric
00:21:42okay well see you guys later
00:21:49here thank you
00:21:53um i'm leanne by the way i'm eric
00:21:56so that was fun yeah was that fun or was eric fun
00:22:12both okay you gotta watch out for him he's a player so what think i can't handle myself
00:22:20no that's not what i'm saying
00:22:22oh my god are you jealous no i'm not jealous why would i be jealous we're friends with benefits
00:22:32remember yeah you don't have to be a dick about okay i'm not being a dick you're
00:22:39just making another bad choice i can handle myself yeah fine be that way
00:22:52you know maybe things are getting too complicated
00:22:56maybe we need to end this arrangement maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men
00:23:06maybe you should go fuck yourself
00:23:14maybe i will
00:23:27flowers for mrs lean lemon that's me oh my god thank you
00:23:36i'm eric
00:23:43what are you doing here had a meeting with best dad
00:23:50that's from eric yes
00:23:57they're nice
00:24:01listen um i'm really sorry about last night
00:24:06i was out of line no no i was out of line
00:24:14i'm so sorry about the slap oh my god yeah i deserved it
00:24:26friends forever
00:24:29friends forever
00:24:30dinner later sounds awesome
00:24:38so
00:24:56someone's in a good mood oh it's just i'm just so happy you know leanne i think i like asher a lot
00:25:08i think he could be the one oh i think i'm falling in love you've only just started dating
00:25:16have you ever had a connection that's just so deep so immediate that you just know
00:25:25yeah that's us you know he told me he wants us to wait for sex he says he wants to build a strong
00:25:35foundation first i hope you're not jealous oh no i don't know i i just want him to be happy
00:25:47by the way i love your lipstick it's so unique what color is it
00:25:52it paris pink i love it anyway gotta go toodles
00:26:07why are you so down what's wrong
00:26:12nothing famous last words is it attic
00:26:18of course not how's beth by the way she thinks that you're gonna settle down with her
00:26:26yeah you never know
00:26:31give me your hand i'll tell you what's gonna happen come on okay okay this is your lifeline
00:26:41it's long so you have a nice long life okay this is your headline for wisdom
00:26:50and looks like you have done some stupid things
00:26:58and this is your love line so you've got a rocky beginning over here
00:27:04but you have a long line of love ahead of you
00:27:14so
00:27:32you wanna go home and fuck great idea
00:27:43so
00:28:14you
00:28:29looks like we had fun last night
00:28:35do you have a key
00:28:39okay
00:28:41again
00:29:04nice trick right yeah
00:29:11who is that i have no idea hello your front door was unlocked i brought dough
00:29:31that's how could you
00:29:36wait beth oh fuck what have i done
00:29:45what do you mean what have you done beth it's not what it looks like
00:29:59hey what are you doing i'm leaving i'm getting dressed i'm going i'm feeling kind of yucky
00:30:05i'm sorry okay you didn't do anything it was me i fucked up you said it wasn't serious it wasn't it
00:30:12isn't it doesn't matter i fucked up whatever it is it was i fucked it up okay i guess it's
00:30:22time for us to end this friends with benefits thing
00:30:30yeah
00:30:36friends first
00:30:42friends first
00:30:52so
00:30:59go away
00:31:05i need to talk to you
00:31:08i fire her except daddy said we'd get sued you on the other hand i don't want to speak to you ever
00:31:14again it's not what you think okay it was a stupid game friends with benefits but
00:31:19it's over now okay i promise
00:31:29do you love her of course not okay she means nothing to me
00:31:35really yeah i want to see what happens between us you and me please give me another chance
00:31:50i suppose
00:31:56okay
00:32:11leanne it's me again don't know why you're avoiding me
00:32:15i'm so confused friends forever remember
00:32:24eric hi i'm sorry if it's been a while and i've been out of touch but
00:32:32i would love to see you again if you're up for it
00:32:35okay
00:32:43asher asher it's me i haven't heard from you in like four hours what's going on
00:32:49are you with leanne call me
00:32:52ah
00:33:04okay leanne i don't know what i did to drive you away but i'll leave you alone now
00:33:10if you ever want to be friends again you know where to find me
00:33:22so
00:33:35it's eric leave a message hey eric um i just wanted to say that i had a great time the other
00:33:43night and i wanted to see what you were doing later asher asher where are you why won't you
00:33:49call me back i know you're with her you lied to me okay miss you call me bye
00:34:03beth i got your 35 messages uh listen i'd really like to get to know you better and
00:34:10spend some time with you but maybe we need to slow things down a bit i'll call you when i can
00:34:20um
00:34:44hey babe slow down
00:34:49to love wait love sucks okay I think we've had enough how about we had a bag
00:35:08to my face hmm fabulous easy
00:35:38a lot of good
00:36:08I'm just so happy to see you again I'm sorry I've been aloof just been going
00:36:21through some stuff you want to talk about it baby no that's okay just life
00:36:25is it Leanne I don't want to talk about Leanne you know her and Eric have
00:36:32gotten hot and heavy I thought she wasn't into Eric well when I was out and
00:36:36about this morning I saw her leaving Eric's apartment it would look like her
00:36:42clothes from last night no way she would never he's he's a
00:36:45knob which is why I grabbed a photo I guess she's not the same you think she
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00:38:36What the fuck Leanne how could you miss that?
00:38:41Sorry I'm trying my best
00:38:43Hey your best isn't good enough you caused us the game
00:38:47Ok hey you've had too much to drink
00:38:49Don't tell me what to do woman
00:38:51She can handle herself
00:38:53Remember that part of your life is over
00:38:55Everyone!
00:38:56Asher!
00:38:57Look at the loser
00:38:58It's all embarrassing
00:39:02Fucking prick
00:39:03Come here
00:39:06Come on
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00:43:57I did not send that text
00:43:58And I don't know how it got there
00:43:59But if you want to break up over this
00:44:00Then fine
00:44:07I do
00:44:12Okay
00:44:28Thanks
00:44:48Hey Will
00:44:49I will
00:44:50I will
00:44:57Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert, or both, thoughts?
00:45:07Please, don't marry him.
00:45:10You don't love her, you're rebounding.
00:45:19I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids, thoughts?
00:45:24A string quartet instead of a jazz trio, thoughts?
00:45:31They say he's the photographer to the stars, thoughts?
00:45:49Seat your Uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:45:52I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog.
00:45:57Did you know that?
00:45:58It's crazy.
00:45:59Oh my god.
00:46:00Hello.
00:46:01Did you get my messages?
00:46:02Yeah.
00:46:03You're going to love the photographer, he's awesome.
00:46:24I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you, and there's more with the doorman.
00:46:28Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:30Sure.
00:46:31Thanks.
00:46:32Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:46:52You are gone, Leanne Lamont.
00:46:55Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again.
00:47:01Ever.
00:47:02Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated.
00:47:03A few months ago, I told you I was going to end it.
00:47:04I'm sorry.
00:47:05I'm sorry.
00:47:06I'm sorry.
00:47:07I'm sorry.
00:47:08I'm sorry.
00:47:09I'm sorry.
00:47:10I'm sorry.
00:47:11I'm sorry.
00:47:12I'm sorry.
00:47:13I'm sorry.
00:47:14I'm sorry.
00:47:15I'm sorry.
00:47:16I'm sorry.
00:47:17I'm sorry.
00:47:18I'm sorry.
00:47:19I'm sorry.
00:47:20Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated.
00:47:21Effective now.
00:47:22Wait.
00:47:23What?
00:47:24Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon Industries secrets to our competitors.
00:47:30Who's the source?
00:47:31Oh my god.
00:47:32Why would she do this?
00:47:33Lovers scorned, I suppose?
00:47:34No, it's not true.
00:47:35This will ruin me.
00:47:36You know, Asher, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:47:37I'm not going to do it.
00:47:38I'm not going to do it.
00:47:39I'm not going to do it.
00:47:40I'm not going to do it.
00:47:41I'm not going to do it.
00:47:42I'm not going to do it.
00:47:43I'm not going to do it.
00:47:44I'm not going to do it.
00:47:45I'm not going to do it.
00:47:46I'm not going to do it.
00:47:50I'm not going to do it.
00:47:51I'm not going to do it.
00:47:52I'm not going to do it.
00:47:53I'm not going to do it.
00:47:54I'm not going to do it.
00:47:55I'm not going to do it.
00:47:56I'm not going to do it.
00:47:57I'm not going to do it.
00:47:58I'm not going to do it.
00:47:59I'm not going to do it.
00:48:00I'm not going to do it.
00:48:01I'm not going to do it.
00:48:02I'm not going to do it.
00:48:03I'm not going to do it.
00:48:04I'm not going to do it.
00:48:05I'm not going to do it.
00:48:06I'm not going to do it.
00:48:07I'm not going to do it.
00:48:08I'm not going to do it.
00:48:09I'm not going to do it.
00:48:10I'm not going to do it.
00:48:11I'm not going to do it.
00:48:12I'm not going to do it.
00:48:13I'm not going to do it.
00:48:14I'm not going to do it.
00:48:15I'm not going to do it.
00:48:16I'm not going to do it.
00:48:17I'm not going to do it.
00:48:18I'm not going to do it.
00:48:19I'm not going to do it.
00:48:20I'm not going to do it.
00:48:21I'm not going to do it.
00:48:22I'm not going to do it.
00:48:23I'm not going to do it.
00:48:24I'm not going to do it.
00:48:25I'm not going to do it.
00:48:26I'm not going to do it.
00:48:27I'm not going to do it.
00:48:28I'm not going to do it.
00:48:29I'm not going to do it.
00:48:30I'm not going to do it.
00:48:31I'm not going to do it.
00:48:32I'm not going to do it.
00:48:33I'm not going to do it.
00:48:34Honey?
00:48:35What are you talking about?
00:48:37I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:40Well, job well done.
00:48:41Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:43Stay away from me.
00:48:46Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:49We are not friends.
00:48:51Okay, we are nothing.
00:48:54Stay away from me.
00:48:55Don't contact me.
00:48:56Don't speak to me.
00:48:57Don't look at me.
00:49:04You are dead to me.
00:49:34You are dead to me.
00:50:04You are dead to me.
00:50:34You are dead to me.
00:51:04You are dead to me.
00:51:34You are dead to me.
00:52:05Oh my god, this is crazy.
00:52:08I didn't write this.
00:52:14Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:18It was Beth.
00:52:24Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:27It was Beth.
00:52:30It was Beth.
00:52:34She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:36Oh my god.
00:52:38Wedding's on Saturday.
00:52:40I have to warn him.
00:52:43Come on, come on, Asher.
00:52:46Okay.
00:52:48Come on.
00:52:54Shit, he blocked me?
00:52:59Shit.
00:53:23Beth?
00:53:29Beth?
00:53:59Beth?
00:54:25Oh my god.
00:54:28She's insane.
00:54:31What are you doing here?
00:54:34Beth.
00:54:37You set me up.
00:54:39You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:42I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right, and I won.
00:54:50You stay away from me.
00:54:52You're insane.
00:54:57I'll scream.
00:54:58Nobody will hear you.
00:55:05Can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:12I'm not gonna ruin your wedding.
00:55:14I promise, Beth.
00:55:16Okay?
00:55:17You and Asher are...
00:55:19You're a great couple.
00:55:22He loves you.
00:55:25Why don't I just go away?
00:55:28I'll move.
00:55:30I'll quit my job, just...
00:55:32Please, Beth.
00:55:35Don't hurt me.
00:55:37Okay?
00:55:38I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:42But you've gotta go.
00:55:50I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:54But you've gotta go.
00:55:56No!
00:55:58Oh my god.
00:56:24Oh my god.
00:56:55No.
00:57:11Don't bother.
00:57:12That pipe's in there good.
00:57:14You're not going anywhere.
00:57:18You're crazy.
00:57:20You're never getting away with this.
00:57:22Oh, and I will.
00:57:23See, I'm getting married today,
00:57:25and then we'll go on our honeymoon,
00:57:27and when I get back,
00:57:29you'll be dead.
00:57:32I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:40You bitch.
00:57:41You bitch!
00:57:44Oh, and by the way,
00:57:46you're fired!
00:57:50Toodles!
00:57:53Toodles!
00:58:23Toodles!
00:58:24Toodles!
00:58:53Oh my god.
00:59:24Okay.
00:59:41No, no, no, no.
00:59:42Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:59:44No!
00:59:45Come on!
00:59:54No!
01:00:00Dearly beloved,
01:00:01we're gathered here today
01:00:03in front of God and these witnesses
01:00:05to join in...
01:00:06Stop!
01:00:10Dearly beloved,
01:00:11we're gathered here today
01:00:13in front of God and these witnesses
01:00:16to join in...
01:00:17Stop!
01:00:21What are you doing here?
01:00:22Keep going, fast!
01:00:23What's going on, Beth?
01:00:25Security, take this woman away.
01:00:27She's clearly deranged.
01:00:29Come on, dearly beloved. We are gathered here today. Let's go finish it.
01:00:33Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter.
01:00:36Not me.
01:00:38On which she forged my signature.
01:00:40What?
01:00:41That's completely absurd.
01:00:46Is this true?
01:00:47She's crazy. Security!
01:00:50She confessed to it all last night.
01:00:52Right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:57Azure, you love me. We're getting married today. Go, go, go!
01:01:03Go away, you crazy bitch! You're ruining everything!
01:01:11Go away, you crazy bitch! You're ruining everything!
01:01:15Beth, how could you?
01:01:17How could you?
01:01:18I did it for you, baby, for us.
01:01:20Get off me!
01:01:26I will kill you. I will kill you!
01:01:33Hey!
01:01:38No, no, no, no, no!
01:01:40Beth, I'll do anything!
01:01:42I'll do anything for you, honey pie!
01:01:47Hey, you okay?
01:01:51Yeah, I think so.
01:01:53Okay, good.
01:01:56God, can someone grab a chair?
01:02:01You okay?
01:02:03Yeah, I think so.
01:02:05Okay, good.
01:02:08God, can someone grab a chair?
01:02:12Babe.
01:02:14Babe.
01:02:15Babe.
01:02:16Babe.
01:02:17Wake up, babe.
01:02:18Baby, wake up.
01:02:19Baby.
01:02:20Hey, wake up.
01:02:22Wake up, baby.
01:02:23Man.
01:02:26Azure.
01:02:27Yes, it's me.
01:02:28And it's all over.
01:02:35I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:38I'm more sorry.
01:02:40You saved me.
01:02:41You're my hero.
01:02:47Azure, I love you.
01:02:50I love you, Leah.
01:02:57Let me help you up.
01:02:59Yeah.
01:03:04But before I take you to the hospital,
01:03:08I have a question to ask you.
01:03:17Will you marry me?
01:03:22Yes.
01:03:23Yes.
01:03:24Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:30They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:34But sometimes, it makes everything better.