Situationshop With My Billionaire Friend
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00:00:00oh my god she's insane what are you doing here
00:00:17you set me up you stay away from me you're insane
00:00:21i can't let you ruin my wedding miss leanne you and asher are you're a great couple i'm sorry leanne
00:00:36but you've gotta go
00:00:41they say that sex ruins everything
00:00:52oh and sometimes they're right how was that baby awesome
00:01:00we done here yeah i think i did my job
00:01:14we done here yeah baby you're the best you were amazing was it good for you
00:01:22awesome what's your name again
00:01:26money we need to talk what i'm breaking up with you
00:01:34what you mean you are breaking up with me i mean i'm breaking up with you
00:01:40this isn't working out goodbye funny
00:01:46i can't do this anymore what do you mean you were breaking up with me
00:01:49i mean i'm breaking up with you this isn't working out but take care of monique
00:02:03what am i doing
00:02:05hmm
00:02:12so i tell her dude that's not a pickle that's an okra like seriously
00:02:21so she goes totally bonkers on my brother i mean i don't even know what i saw in him in the first
00:02:26place how about you and i and you're just excuse me for a moment i'll be right back
00:02:38so i was thinking how about we get out of here and go back to my place sorry uh i'll be right back
00:02:56oh damn it i'm so sorry oh my god asher yeah what are you doing oh i'm drowning my sorrows here
00:03:13do you want to grab a drink
00:03:15sure
00:03:21how did i ever lose touch with my undergrad bff uh life i guess we should vow to never let that
00:03:28happen again pinky swear pinky swear friends forever stop doing that
00:03:38we should vow to never let that happen again pinky swear
00:03:42pinky swear friends forever stop doing that
00:03:52thank you oh what about work i actually just started a new job i'm doing marketing at genguard
00:03:59small world they're our biggest client no way wait what do you do i work at a software
00:04:07development startup hey
00:04:18what about your love life what what about your love life
00:04:23oh my god years of bad sex with jerks a lifetime of one night stands with shallow women
00:04:30cheers mate
00:04:35how about we
00:04:38stop it no hey we're friends well if you ever do want an earth-shattering orgasm i'm your man
00:04:47sex ruins everything yeah i suppose you're right
00:04:51i'll be your wing woman though you're not your wing man
00:05:21so
00:05:41i can't remember the last time i had this much fun i can't remember the last time i laughed this hard
00:05:47i i think i peed myself a little bit i have that effect on women
00:05:58i forgot how pretty you are thanks i think
00:06:05let's never lose touch again
00:06:07so
00:06:11friends forever friends forever
00:06:37so
00:06:47hmm
00:07:07so
00:07:09so
00:07:21oh
00:07:35let's do that again
00:07:38oh
00:07:48oh my god what are you doing here i don't know what am i doing here oh my head
00:07:56my head feels like there's banging nails resting on my brain
00:08:00what no no no no no no no bad idea what last night was a bad idea why
00:08:17because asher you're one of my best friends
00:08:22fuck sex ruins everything i suppose you're right
00:08:26but still but still
00:08:33i have a proposition what friends with benefits
00:08:40sex without strings you do you i do me and we do each other
00:08:47okay
00:08:59okay sold
00:09:03and benefits
00:09:17so
00:09:28and i'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter
00:09:38hello ladies asher
00:09:42you two know each other yeah um we are we know each other from college he's one of my best friends
00:09:50what are you doing here he's here to see my father wait what daddy owns the company
00:09:57i know i actually own the company i work at he's worth billions and here i thought i knew
00:10:05and here i thought i knew everything about you i've been busy since college
00:10:10clearly listen i gotta run but talk to you later sure good to see you beth you too
00:10:23oh what a man
00:10:35what's this i took the liberty of drawing up a forensic benefits contract a contract
00:10:41it outlines the parameters of our relationship okay article one nobody knows it might get in
00:10:49the way of us seeing other people good point article two we meet at a mutually agreed upon
00:10:54place at a mutually agreed upon time okay article three honesty and transparency are a must agreed
00:11:04article four no lies no lies
00:11:11article five once one party sleeps with another person the agreement is over
00:11:20i don't like that one gets too complicated otherwise
00:11:23yes fine
00:11:29and finally
00:11:34friends first friends first
00:11:48let's eat
00:11:53so
00:12:24so
00:12:43no i think the wife did it and i think you're insane no you do
00:12:48me
00:12:55will you go out with me what on a date like will you go on a date with me a real one no
00:13:06what
00:13:09i mean no the contract i forget the contract no friends first remember
00:13:16sex romance it ruins everything
00:13:23i'm sure you mean way too much to me for that
00:13:36so
00:13:40come on
00:13:45friends first
00:13:53friends first
00:14:06look
00:14:20he asked me out he asked me out breathe breathe i've been crushing on him for so long
00:14:28on asher yes he asked you out yes on a date yes yes yes will you grab a coffee with me later
00:14:36because you two are such good friends you can give me some tips oh um yeah okay i gotta go
00:14:46getting a mini patty ready for the big fight i'm totally freaking out
00:14:52bye
00:15:02where was he born philadelphia philadelphia uh favorite food um
00:15:08um he likes hot fudge sundaes
00:15:17i like your pen i've never seen that color before
00:15:20daddy has a made for me special it's my favorite color heliotrope purple
00:15:25what about sports
00:15:29why don't you just ask him this yourself on your date
00:15:32i can't do that if i'm gonna marry this man he's gotta think we're meant to be
00:15:38married you got a problem with that
00:15:47why are the two of you never hooked up anyhow me and asher
00:15:54no no no never he's we're we're friends we're best friends good by the way i love your outfit
00:16:04where'd you get it oh mason's on third super cute okay let's carry on uh siblings
00:16:15and being an only child i was an only child as well really cool
00:16:22anyhow being an only child my parents sent me to art camp in philadelphia
00:16:26i was born in philly shut up it's my favorite city where was the school
00:16:34um i
00:16:38can i interest you in some dessert
00:16:45how about we um share a hot fudge sundae that is my favorite dessert
00:16:55i can't believe how much we have in common
00:16:57you
00:17:01i had a wonderful time i really hope we can do this again that would be great good night
00:17:13oh my okay thank you
00:17:16um
00:17:21i should really head out thank you uh take care why don't you come up
00:17:29and i will fuck you it's within an inch of your life
00:17:36i don't think that would be such a good idea why because i've sworn off one night stands
00:17:43i'm i'm a one-night stand no no it uh that's not what i meant it's just sex ruins everything
00:17:52let's wait so it can be perfect yeah
00:18:01yes
00:18:05okay toodles
00:18:12um beth it was nice we have a lot in common
00:18:22are you jealous no
00:18:30did you um did you sleep together no but not for a lack of her trying
00:18:39beth she's an animal oh god stop it besides i don't want to ruin our arrangement
00:18:48not for beth you don't yeah my days of one night stands are over i want to wait just in case she
00:18:54is the one you never know i want to get off on the right foot
00:19:00i'm never getting married i'm ready to settle down
00:19:08oh you do you to each his own agree did you steal my fudge
00:19:19come on it's my strawberry all right
00:19:30okay
00:19:35that was rude
00:19:59so
00:20:08you do not have feelings for asher you will not have feelings for asher
00:20:16true love does not exist you will only get hurt he is your friend don't blow it
00:20:24friendship first liam lamont you do not have feelings for asher you will not have feelings
00:20:31for asher true love does not exist you will only get hurt he is your friend don't blow it
00:20:38friendship first
00:20:44liam lamont
00:21:09hey shit i'm so sorry uh my bad my fault hang on
00:21:24you got a tissue
00:21:29here let me hey what are you doing stop cock-blocking me oh i didn't realize hey asher
00:21:38eric
00:21:42okay well see you guys later
00:21:49here thank you
00:21:53um i'm liam by the way i'm eric
00:21:56so that was fun yeah was that fun or was eric fun
00:22:12both okay you got to watch out for him he's a player
00:22:17so what think i can't handle myself no that's not what i'm saying
00:22:22oh my god are you jealous no i'm not jealous why would i be jealous we're friends with benefits
00:22:32remember yeah you don't have to be a dick about okay i'm not being a dick you're
00:22:39just making another bad choice i can handle myself yeah fine be that way
00:22:52you know maybe things are getting too complicated
00:22:56maybe we need to end this arrangement maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men
00:23:10maybe you should go fuck yourself
00:23:12flowers for mrs lean lemon that's me oh my god thank you
00:23:21i'm eric
00:23:35what are you doing here had a meeting with best dad
00:23:42that's from eric yes
00:23:48they're nice
00:23:53listen um i'm really sorry about last night
00:23:57i was out of line no no i was out of line
00:24:05i'm so sorry about the slap oh my god yeah i deserved it
00:24:16friends forever
00:24:17dinner later sounds awesome
00:24:21it
00:24:26friends forever
00:24:29friends forever
00:24:33dinner later sounds awesome
00:24:51someone's on a good mood oh it's just i'm just so happy you know leanne i think i like asher a lot
00:25:08i think he could be the one oh i think i'm falling in love you only just started dating
00:25:15have you ever had a connection that's just so deep so immediate that you just know
00:25:25yeah that's us you know he told me he wants us to wait for sex
00:25:34he says he wants to build a strong foundation first
00:25:37i hope you're not jealous oh no i don't know i i just want him to be happy by the way i love
00:25:48your lipstick it's so unique what color is it paris pink i love it anyway gotta go toodles
00:26:07why are you so down what's wrong
00:26:12nothing famous last words is it attic
00:26:19of course not how's beth by the way she thinks that you're gonna settle down with her yeah you
00:26:26never know give me your hand i'll tell you what's gonna happen come on okay
00:26:37okay this is your lifeline it's long so you have a nice long life okay this is your headline
00:26:48for wisdom and looks like you have done some stupid things
00:26:58and this is your love line so you've got a rocky beginning over here
00:27:05but you have a long line of love ahead of you
00:27:10so
00:27:22so
00:27:32you wanna go home and fuck great idea
00:27:51so
00:28:21so
00:28:29looks like we had fun last night
00:28:35do you have a key
00:28:51oh nice trick right yeah
00:29:11who is that i have no idea hello your front door was unlocked
00:29:17i brought dough
00:29:31that's
00:29:34how could you
00:29:39beth wait beth oh fuck what have i done
00:29:42what do you mean what have you done beth it's not what it looks like
00:29:59hey what are you doing i'm leaving i'm getting dressed i'm going i'm feeling
00:30:04kind of yucky i'm sorry okay you didn't do anything it was me i fucked up
00:30:09you said it wasn't serious it wasn't it isn't it doesn't matter i fucked up whatever
00:30:14it is it was i fucked it up okay
00:30:20i guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing
00:30:29yeah
00:30:30yeah
00:30:36friends first
00:30:42that's first
00:30:55i need to talk to you
00:31:08i fire her except daddy said we'd get sued you on the other hand i don't want to speak to you
00:31:14ever again it's not what you think okay it was a stupid game friends with benefits but
00:31:19it's over now okay i promise
00:31:25okay
00:31:29do you love her of course not okay she means nothing to me
00:31:35really hey i want to see what happens between us you and me please give me another chance
00:31:46i suppose
00:31:56okay
00:31:57hey
00:32:11leanne it's me again don't know why you're avoiding me uh i'm so confused friends forever
00:32:18remember eric hi i'm sorry if it's been a while and i've been out of touch but
00:32:32i would love to see you again if you're up for it
00:32:39so
00:32:43asher asher it's me i haven't heard from you in like four hours what's going on
00:32:49are you with leanne call me
00:32:57okay leanne i don't know what i did to drive you away but i'll leave you alone now
00:33:10if you ever want to be friends again you know where to find me
00:33:27so
00:33:35it's eric leave a message hey eric um i just wanted to say that i had a great time the other
00:33:43night and i wanted to see what you were doing later asher asher where are you why won't you
00:33:49call me back i know you're with her you lied to me okay miss you call me bye
00:34:03beth i got your 35 messages uh listen i'd really like to get to know you better and
00:34:11spend some time with you but maybe we need to slow things down a bit i'll call you when i can
00:34:41hey babe slow down
00:34:52to love
00:34:56wait love sucks
00:35:02okay i think we've had enough
00:35:05uh how about we head back to my place
00:35:13fabulous
00:35:16easy
00:35:35so
00:35:45a lot of good
00:36:04so
00:36:17i'm just so happy to see you again yeah i'm sorry i've been aloof just been going through
00:36:21some stuff you want to talk about it baby no that's okay just life is it leanne i don't
00:36:28want to talk about leanne you know her and eric have gotten hot and heavy i thought she wasn't
00:36:34into eric well when i was out and about this morning i saw her leaving eric's apartment
00:36:41it would look like her clothes from last night no way she would never he's he's a knob
00:36:47which is why
00:36:50i grabbed a photo i guess she's not the same you think she is
00:37:04so
00:37:34so
00:38:04so
00:38:34oh what the fuck leanne how could you miss that sorry i'm trying my best hey
00:38:44your best isn't good enough he causes the game okay hey you've had too much to do don't tell me
00:38:50what to do woman she can handle herself remember that part of your life everyone
00:38:56asher the loser so embarrassing
00:39:03fucking prick come here
00:39:09come on
00:39:25so
00:39:55so
00:40:05so
00:40:22are you breaking up with me i i wouldn't call it breaking up we only just got back together
00:40:28beth we were never together i mean we went out like six times you said you wanted to see where
00:40:36things went yes and unfortunately they went in another direction i'm so sorry i never meant to
00:40:42hurt you you're fired you can't fire me i don't work at your company and i own mine
00:40:50and i own mine i'm fire leanne you can't she'll sue
00:40:58okay you're a terrific girl and i really enjoyed our time together
00:41:01and more than anything i truly hope that we can remain friends
00:41:20so
00:41:33uh
00:41:50so
00:42:08so
00:42:20so
00:42:50so
00:42:52hey eric thinking about you when do you want to hook up how about a hotel this time
00:43:04we need to be super careful that asher doesn't find out love her friend with benefits leanne xoxo
00:43:20when asher reads this text he's definitely gonna want to break up with you leanne
00:43:27i can't believe you think i'm lying then how do you explain this to us
00:43:31i don't know i didn't send it you've been sneaking around with eric and accidentally sent me a text
00:43:39meant for him i'm gonna be so stupid i am not seeing eric why would i cheat on you you're
00:43:48my lover you're my best friend
00:43:55i am not a cheater i did not send that text and i don't know how it got there but if you
00:44:00want to break up over this then fine i do okay
00:44:19so
00:44:29so
00:44:47i will i will i will
00:44:59wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert or both thoughts
00:45:07please don't marry him you don't love her you're rebounding
00:45:19i'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids thoughts
00:45:24a string quartet instead of a jazz trio thoughts
00:45:28they say he's the photographer to the stars thoughts
00:45:49seat your uncle harold next to my second cousin once removed i think they'd really get along
00:45:54because it turns out that they both have the same dog did you know that it's crazy oh my god
00:46:03hello
00:46:20did you uh get my messages you're gonna love the photographer he's awesome i have tons of
00:46:25dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doorman could you run down and grab
00:46:30sure
00:46:31so
00:46:50path you have got to end this friendship once and for all
00:47:02you are gone liam lamont once i'm done with this he is never going to want to see you again ever
00:47:17our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated effective now wait what
00:47:26our source indicates you've been selling fallon industry secrets to our competitors
00:47:31who's the source oh my god why would she do this
00:47:41lovers scorned i suppose no it's not true this will ruin me you know asha
00:47:47i have half a mind to call off your wedding to my bethy wethy this weekend
00:47:51but she'd never speak to me again
00:47:54so i'm stuck with you mr fallon i swear this isn't true it doesn't matter at this point
00:48:02it's already in the trades you're toxic asher nobody will touch you
00:48:09so now you get your ass out of my office
00:48:12asher bitch what you jealous bitch what are you doing what are you i'm getting married to someone
00:48:20else on saturday so you got jealous and decided to ruin me honey what are you talking about i
00:48:28would never try to ruin you old job well done okay you're not going to ruin me
00:48:34honey what are you talking about i would never try to ruin you
00:48:40old job well done okay let's just figure this out stay away from me
00:48:46asher you're one of my best friends we are not friends okay we are nothing
00:48:54stay away from me don't contact me don't speak to me don't look at me
00:49:03you are dead to me
00:51:03so
00:51:33so
00:52:04oh my god this is crazy i didn't write this
00:52:17heliotrope purple
00:52:22it was beth
00:52:27heliotrope purple it was beth
00:52:34she's been trying to break us up all along oh my god i think it's on saturday i have to warn him
00:52:43come on come on
00:52:46okay
00:52:54shit he blocked me
00:53:03so
00:53:17so
00:53:23beth
00:53:47so
00:53:58so
00:54:18so
00:54:26oh my god she's insane what are you doing here
00:54:37you set me up you've been trying to break us up you bitch i'd say you're in no position to be
00:54:44making accusations but you're right and i won you stay away from me you're insane
00:54:57i'll scream nobody will hear you
00:55:06i can't let you ruin my wedding leanne
00:55:10oh i'm not gonna ruin your wedding i promise beth okay you and asher are you're a great couple
00:55:22he loves you
00:55:26why don't i just go away i'll move i'll quit my job just please
00:55:34beth don't hurt me okay i'm sorry leanne
00:55:43but you've gotta go
00:55:50i'm sorry leanne
00:55:51but you've gotta go
00:56:21so
00:56:30um
00:56:51Don't bother. That pipe's in there good. You're not going anywhere.
00:57:17You're crazy. You're never getting away with this.
00:57:22Oh, but I will. See, I'm getting married today, and then we'll go on our honeymoon, and when I get back, you'll be dead.
00:57:33I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:40You bitch. You bitch! Fuck!
00:57:45Oh, and by the way, you're fired!
00:57:50Toodles!
00:58:14No! No!
00:58:44Fuck!
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00:59:45No!
00:59:46Come on!
01:00:00Dearly Beloved,
01:00:01We are gathered here today
01:00:03in front of God
01:00:04and these witnesses
01:00:05to join in...
01:00:06Stop!
01:00:10Dearly Beloved,
01:00:12we are gathered here today
01:00:13in front of God and these witnesses to join in...
01:00:17Stop!
01:00:21What are you doing here? Keep going, fast!
01:00:23What's going on, Beth?
01:00:25Security, take this woman away. She's clearly deranged.
01:00:29Come on, dearly beloved. We are gathered here today. Let's go finish it!
01:00:33Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter. Not me.
01:00:38On which she forged my signature.
01:00:40What? That's completely absurd.
01:00:46Is this true?
01:00:47She's crazy. Security!
01:00:51She confessed to it all last night. Right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:57Asher, you love me. We're getting married today. Go, go, go!
01:01:03Go away, you crazy bitch! You're ruining everything!
01:01:11Go away, you crazy bitch! You're ruining everything!
01:01:15Beth, how could you?
01:01:17I did it for you, baby. For us.
01:01:19Get off me!
01:01:25I will kill you. I will kill you!
01:01:32Hey!
01:01:33Hey!
01:01:37No, no, no, no, no!
01:01:39Beth Fallon, do you take me as cruel to be in love with you anyway?
01:01:47Hey. You okay?
01:01:51Yeah, I think so.
01:01:53Okay.
01:01:56God. Can someone grab a chair?
01:02:01You okay?
01:02:03Yeah, I think so.
01:02:05Okay.
01:02:08God. Can someone grab a chair?
01:02:15Babe. Hey. Wake up, babe. Baby, wake up.
01:02:20Baby. Hey. Wake up. Wake up, baby.
01:02:23Leanne.
01:02:26Asher.
01:02:27Yes, it's me. And it's all over.
01:02:34I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:37I'm more sorry. You saved me. You're my hero.
01:02:46Asher, I love you.
01:02:49I love you, Leanne.
01:02:56Let me help you up. Come on.
01:03:04But before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:17Will you marry me?
01:03:22Yes. Yes. Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:25Yes.
01:03:31They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:35But sometimes, it makes everything better.