Situationshop With My Billionaire Friend
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00:00:00oh my god she's insane what are you doing here
00:00:17you set me up you stay away from me you're insane
00:00:21i can't let you ruin my wedding miss leanne you and asher are you're a great couple i'm sorry leanne
00:00:36but you've gotta go
00:00:41they say that sex ruins everything
00:00:52oh and sometimes they're right how was that baby awesome
00:01:00we done here yeah i think i did my job
00:01:14we done here yeah baby you're the best you were amazing was it good for you
00:01:22awesome what's your name again
00:01:26money we need to talk what i'm breaking up with you
00:01:34what you mean you are breaking up with me i mean i'm breaking up with you
00:01:40this isn't working out goodbye funny
00:01:46i can't do this anymore what do you mean you were breaking up with me
00:01:49i mean i'm breaking up with you this isn't working out but take care of monique
00:02:03what am i doing
00:02:05hmm
00:02:12so i tell her dude that's not a pickle that's an okra like seriously
00:02:21so she goes totally bonkers on my brother i mean i don't even know what i saw in him in the first
00:02:26place how about you and i and you're just excuse me for a moment i'll be right back
00:02:38so i was thinking how about we get out of here and go back to my place sorry uh i'll be right back
00:02:56oh damn it i'm so sorry oh my god asher yeah what are you doing oh i'm drowning my sorrows here
00:03:13do you want to grab a drink
00:03:15sure
00:03:21how did i ever lose touch with my undergrad bff uh life i guess we should vow to never let that
00:03:28happen again pinky swear pinky swear friends forever stop doing that
00:03:38we should vow to never let that happen again pinky swear
00:03:42pinky swear friends forever stop doing that
00:03:52thank you oh what about work i actually just started a new job i'm doing marketing at genguard
00:03:59small world they're our biggest client no way wait what do you do i work at a software
00:04:07development startup hey
00:04:18what about your love life what what about your love life
00:04:23oh my god years of bad sex with jerks a lifetime of one night stands with shallow women
00:04:30cheers mate
00:04:35how about we
00:04:38stop it no hey we're friends well if you ever do want an earth-shattering orgasm i'm your man
00:04:47sex ruins everything yeah i suppose you're right
00:04:51i'll be your wing woman though you're not your wing man
00:05:21so
00:05:41i can't remember the last time i had this much fun i can't remember the last time i laughed this hard
00:05:47i i think i peed myself a little bit i have that effect on women
00:05:58i forgot how pretty you are thanks i think
00:06:05let's never lose touch again
00:06:07so
00:06:11friends forever friends forever
00:06:37so
00:06:47hmm
00:07:07so
00:07:09so
00:07:21oh
00:07:35let's do that again
00:07:38oh
00:07:48oh my god what are you doing here i don't know what am i doing here oh my head
00:07:56my head feels like there's banging nails resting on my brain
00:08:00what no no no no no no no bad idea what last night was a bad idea why
00:08:17because asher you're one of my best friends
00:08:22fuck sex ruins everything i suppose you're right
00:08:26but still but still
00:08:33i have a proposition what friends with benefits
00:08:40sex without strings you do you i do me and we do each other
00:08:47okay
00:08:59okay sold
00:09:03and benefits
00:09:17so
00:09:28and i'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter
00:09:38hello ladies asher
00:09:42you two know each other yeah um we are we know each other from college he's one of my best friends
00:09:50what are you doing here he's here to see my father wait what daddy owns the company
00:09:57i know i actually own the company i work at he's worth billions and here i thought i knew
00:10:05and here i thought i knew everything about you i've been busy since college
00:10:10clearly listen i gotta run but talk to you later sure good to see you beth you too
00:10:23oh what a man
00:10:35what's this i took the liberty of drawing up a forensic benefits contract a contract
00:10:41it outlines the parameters of our relationship okay article one nobody knows it might get in
00:10:49the way of us seeing other people good point article two we meet at a mutually agreed upon
00:10:54place at a mutually agreed upon time okay article three honesty and transparency are a must agreed
00:11:04article four no lies no lies
00:11:11article five once one party sleeps with another person the agreement is over
00:11:20i don't like that one gets too complicated otherwise
00:11:23yes fine
00:11:29and finally
00:11:34friends first friends first
00:11:48let's eat
00:11:53so
00:12:24so
00:12:43no i think the wife did it and i think you're insane no you do
00:12:48me
00:12:55will you go out with me what on a date like will you go on a date with me a real one no
00:13:06what
00:13:09i mean no the contract i forget the contract no friends first remember
00:13:16sex romance it ruins everything
00:13:23i'm sure you mean way too much to me for that
00:13:36so
00:13:40come on
00:13:45friends first
00:13:53friends first
00:14:06look
00:14:20he asked me out he asked me out breathe breathe i've been crushing on him for so long
00:14:28on asher yes he asked you out yes on a date yes yes yes will you grab a coffee with me later
00:14:36because you two are such good friends you can give me some tips oh um yeah okay i gotta go
00:14:46getting a mini patty ready for the big fight i'm totally freaking out
00:14:52bye
00:15:02where was he born philadelphia philadelphia uh favorite food um
00:15:08um he likes hot fudge sundaes
00:15:17i like your pen i've never seen that color before
00:15:20daddy has a made for me special it's my favorite color heliotrope purple
00:15:25what about sports
00:15:29why don't you just ask him this yourself on your date
00:15:32i can't do that if i'm gonna marry this man he's gotta think we're meant to be
00:15:38married you got a problem with that
00:15:47why are the two of you never hooked up anyhow me and asher
00:15:54no no no never he's we're we're friends we're best friends good by the way i love your outfit
00:16:04where'd you get it oh mason's on third super cute okay let's carry on uh siblings
00:16:15and being an only child i was an only child as well really cool
00:16:22anyhow being an only child my parents sent me to art camp in philadelphia
00:16:26i was born in philly shut up it's my favorite city where was the school
00:16:34um i
00:16:38can i interest you in some dessert
00:16:45how about we um share a hot fudge sundae that is my favorite dessert
00:16:55i can't believe how much we have in common
00:16:57you
00:17:01i had a wonderful time i really hope we can do this again that would be great good night
00:17:13oh my okay thank you
00:17:16um
00:17:21i should really head out thank you uh take care why don't you come up
00:17:29and i will fuck you it's within an inch of your life
00:17:36i don't think that would be such a good idea why because i've sworn off one night stands
00:17:43i'm i'm a one-night stand no no it uh that's not what i meant it's just sex ruins everything
00:17:52let's wait so it can be perfect yeah
00:18:01yes
00:18:05okay toodles
00:18:12um beth it was nice we have a lot in common
00:18:22are you jealous no
00:18:30did you um did you sleep together no but not for a lack of her trying
00:18:39beth she's an animal oh god stop it besides i don't want to ruin our arrangement
00:18:48not for beth you don't yeah my days of one night stands are over i want to wait just in case she
00:18:54is the one you never know i want to get off on the right foot
00:19:00i'm never getting married i'm ready to settle down
00:19:08oh you do you to each his own agree did you steal my fudge
00:19:19come on it's my strawberry all right
00:19:30okay
00:19:35that was rude
00:19:59so
00:20:08you do not have feelings for asher you will not have feelings for asher
00:20:16true love does not exist you will only get hurt he is your friend don't blow it
00:20:24friendship first liam lamont you do not have feelings for asher you will not have feelings
00:20:31for asher true love does not exist you will only get hurt he is your friend don't blow it
00:20:38friendship first
00:20:44liam lamont
00:21:09hey shit i'm so sorry uh my bad my fault hang on
00:21:24you got a tissue
00:21:29here let me hey what are you doing stop cock-blocking me oh i didn't realize hey asher
00:21:38eric
00:21:42okay well see you guys later
00:21:49here thank you
00:21:53um i'm liam by the way i'm eric
00:21:56so that was fun yeah was that fun or was eric fun
00:22:12both okay you got to watch out for him he's a player
00:22:17so what think i can't handle myself no that's not what i'm saying
00:22:22oh my god are you jealous no i'm not jealous why would i be jealous we're friends with benefits
00:22:32remember yeah you don't have to be a dick about okay i'm not being a dick you're
00:22:39just making another bad choice i can handle myself yeah fine be that way
00:22:52you know maybe things are getting too complicated
00:22:56maybe we need to end this arrangement maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men
00:23:10maybe you should go fuck yourself
00:23:12flowers for mrs lean lemon that's me oh my god thank you
00:23:21i'm eric
00:23:35what are you doing here had a meeting with best dad
00:23:42that's from eric yes
00:23:48they're nice
00:23:53listen um i'm really sorry about last night
00:23:57i was out of line no no i was out of line
00:24:05i'm so sorry about the slap oh my god yeah i deserved it
00:24:16friends forever
00:24:17dinner later sounds awesome
00:24:22i'm so sorry about last night i was out of line i was out of line
00:24:25i was out of line i deserved it
00:24:32friends forever
00:24:35friends forever
00:24:39dinner later sounds awesome
00:24:51someone's on a good mood oh it's just i'm just so happy you know leanne i think i like asher a lot
00:25:08i think he could be the one oh i think i'm falling in love you only just started dating
00:25:15have you ever had a connection that's just so deep so immediate that you just know
00:25:25yeah that's us you know he told me he wants us to wait for sex he says he wants to build a strong
00:25:35foundation first i hope you're not jealous oh no i don't know i i just want him to be happy
00:25:47by the way i love your lipstick it's so unique what color is it
00:25:52it paris pink i love it anyway gotta go toodles
00:26:07why are you so down what's wrong
00:26:12nothing famous last words is it attic
00:26:17i think of course not how's beth by the way she thinks that you're gonna settle down with her
00:26:26yeah you never know
00:26:31give me your hand i'll tell you what's gonna happen come on okay okay this is your lifeline
00:26:41it's long so you have a nice long life okay this is your headline for wisdom and
00:26:52looks like you have done some stupid things
00:26:58and this is your love line so you've got a rocky beginning over here
00:27:05but you have a long line of love ahead of you
00:27:10so
00:27:14so
00:27:32you wanna go home and fuck great idea
00:27:44so
00:28:14um looks like we had fun last night
00:28:35do you have a key
00:28:36i'll be back in a second
00:28:43hmm
00:29:01oh nice trick right yeah
00:29:06uh
00:29:11who is that i have no idea hello your front door was unlocked i brought dough
00:29:31that's
00:29:31sad how could you
00:29:39beth wait beth oh fuck what have i done
00:29:46what do you mean what have you done beth it's not what it looks like
00:29:49hey what are you doing i'm leaving i'm getting dressed i'm going i'm feeling kind of yucky
00:30:05i'm sorry okay you didn't do anything it was me i fucked up you said it wasn't serious
00:30:12it wasn't it isn't it doesn't matter i fucked up whatever it is it was i fucked it up okay
00:30:19i guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing
00:30:30yeah
00:30:36friends first
00:30:38that's yours
00:30:49hey beth go away
00:30:59i need to talk to you
00:31:01I need to talk to you.
00:31:08I fire her except Daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:12You on the other hand, I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:16It's not what you think, okay?
00:31:17It was a stupid game, friends with benefits, but it's over now, okay, I promise.
00:31:29Do you love her?
00:31:30Of course not.
00:31:31Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:34Really?
00:31:35Hey, I want to see what happens between us, you and me.
00:31:43Please, give me another chance.
00:31:47I suppose.
00:31:50Okay.
00:31:53I suppose.
00:31:56Okay.
00:32:11Leanne, it's me again.
00:32:13Don't know why you're avoiding me, I'm so confused.
00:32:17Friends forever, remember?
00:32:23Eric, hi.
00:32:26I'm sorry if it's been a while and I've been out of touch, but I would love to see you again if you're up for it.
00:32:43Asher, Asher, it's me.
00:32:46I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:48What's going on?
00:32:49Are you with Leanne?
00:32:50Leanne, call me!
00:33:04Okay, Leanne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:10If you ever want to be friends again, you know where to find me.
00:33:21Okay.
00:33:35It's Eric, leave a message.
00:33:37Hey, Eric.
00:33:41I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night and I wanted to see what you were doing later.
00:33:46Asher, Asher, where are you?
00:33:49Why won't you call me back?
00:33:51I know you're with her, you lied to me!
00:33:55Okay, miss you.
00:33:57Call me, bye.
00:34:03Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:34:08Listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but maybe we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:16I'll call you when I can.
00:34:18Hey, hey, hey, hey, babe, slow down.
00:34:47To love.
00:34:55Wait.
00:34:57Love sucks.
00:35:01Okay, I think we've had enough.
00:35:07How about we head back to my place?
00:35:12Fabulous.
00:35:14Easy.
00:35:44A lot of good you did me.
00:36:15I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:19Yeah, I'm sorry I've been aloof, just been going through some stuff.
00:36:22You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:24No, that's okay, just life.
00:36:26Is it Leanne?
00:36:28I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:30You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:33I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:35Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:40And what looked like her clothes from last night.
00:36:43No way, she would never, he's a knob.
00:36:47Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:36:53I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:37:14I love you.
00:37:17I love you too.
00:37:43I love you too.
00:38:13What the fuck, Leanne? How could you miss that?
00:38:41Sorry, I'm trying my best.
00:38:43Hey, your best isn't good enough.
00:38:46He causes the game.
00:38:48Okay, hey, you've had too much to drink.
00:38:50Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:38:52She can handle herself.
00:38:54Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:38:56Everyone, look at the loser.
00:38:59So embarrassing.
00:39:03Fucking prick.
00:39:05Come here.
00:39:07Come on.
00:39:37I love you.
00:40:08Are you breaking up with me?
00:40:23I wouldn't call it breaking up.
00:40:26We only just got back together.
00:40:29Beth, we were never together.
00:40:32I mean, we went out like six times.
00:40:35You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:38Yes, and unfortunately, they went in another direction.
00:40:42I'm so sorry, I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:45You're fired.
00:40:47You can't fire me. I don't work at your company, and I own mine.
00:40:52Fire Leanne.
00:40:54You can't. She'll sue.
00:40:57Okay, you're a terrific girl, and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:01And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:07Yeah.
00:41:10Beth!
00:41:24Shit.
00:41:31Shit.
00:42:01Shit.
00:42:31Shit.
00:42:52Hey, Eric.
00:42:54Thinking about you.
00:42:57When do you want to hook up?
00:43:00How about a hotel this time?
00:43:04We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:43:10Love, her friend with benefits, Leanne.
00:43:15XO, XO.
00:43:20When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leanne.
00:43:27I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:29Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:31I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:34You've been sneaking around with Eric, and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:41How could you be so stupid?
00:43:43I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:46Why would I cheat on you? You're my lover. You're my best friend.
00:43:51Clearly not.
00:43:55I am not a cheater.
00:43:57I did not send that text, and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:44:07I do.
00:44:12Okay.
00:44:27Bye.
00:44:47I will, I will, I will!
00:44:58Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert?
00:45:02Or both? Thoughts?
00:45:07Please, don't marry him.
00:45:09You don't love her.
00:45:11You're rebounding.
00:45:19I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids. Thoughts?
00:45:24A string quartet instead of a jazz trio. Thoughts?
00:45:30They say he's the photographer to the stars. Thoughts?
00:45:35I love you.
00:45:49Seat your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:45:52I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog.
00:45:57Did you know that? It's crazy!
00:45:59Oh my god.
00:46:05Hello?
00:46:16Hello!
00:46:20Did you, uh, get my messages?
00:46:22You're gonna love the photographer. He's awesome.
00:46:25I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you, and there's more with the doorman.
00:46:28Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:30Sure.
00:46:36Bye.
00:46:50Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:46:55Okay.
00:47:02You are gone, Leanne Lamont.
00:47:05Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again. Ever.
00:47:17Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated.
00:47:21Effective now.
00:47:23Wait, what?
00:47:26Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon Industries secrets to our competitors.
00:47:31Who's the source?
00:47:37Oh my god. Why would she do this?
00:47:41Lovers scorned, I suppose?
00:47:43No, it's not true. This will ruin me.
00:47:45You know, Asher, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy Wethy this weekend.
00:47:51But she'd never speak to me again.
00:47:55So I'm stuck with you.
00:47:57Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:48:01It doesn't matter at this point. It's already in the trades.
00:48:05You're toxic, Asher. Nobody will touch you.
00:48:10So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:22Asher?
00:48:23You bitch.
00:48:24What?
00:48:25You jealous bitch.
00:48:27What are you doing? What are you...
00:48:29I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday, so you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:34Honey?
00:48:36What are you talking about? I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:40Old job, well done.
00:48:41Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:43Stay away from me.
00:48:46Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:49We are not friends.
00:48:51Okay, we are nothing.
00:48:54Stay away from me. Don't contact me. Don't speak to me. Don't look at me.
00:49:05You are dead to me.
00:49:19You are dead to me.
00:49:49You are dead to me.
00:50:19You
00:50:49You
00:51:19You
00:51:50You
00:52:09Oh my god, this is crazy.
00:52:11I didn't write this.
00:52:14Heliotrope Purple?
00:52:19It was Beth.
00:52:25Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:28It was Beth.
00:52:32She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:34Oh my god.
00:52:36Wedding's on Saturday.
00:52:38I have to warn him.
00:52:40I have to warn him.
00:52:43Come on, come on, Asher.
00:52:46Okay.
00:52:54Shit, he blocked me?
00:53:11Beth?
00:53:23Beth?
00:53:40Beth?
00:54:11Beth?
00:54:26Oh my god.
00:54:29She's insane.
00:54:31What are you doing here?
00:54:35Beth.
00:54:37You set me up.
00:54:40You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:43I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:47And I won.
00:54:51You stay away from me.
00:54:53You're insane.
00:54:57I'll scream.
00:54:59Nobody will hear you.
00:55:02Beth.
00:55:06I can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:13I'm not gonna ruin your wedding.
00:55:15I promise, Beth.
00:55:17Okay?
00:55:18You and Asher are...
00:55:20You're a great couple.
00:55:23He loves you.
00:55:26Why don't I just go away?
00:55:29I'll move.
00:55:30I'll quit my job, just...
00:55:32Please, Beth.
00:55:35Don't hurt me.
00:55:37Okay?
00:55:39I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:43But you've gotta go.
00:55:50I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:54But you've gotta go.
00:55:56No!
00:55:58Oh, my God.
00:56:11No!
00:56:28Beth.
00:56:58Beth.
00:57:11Don't bother.
00:57:12That pipe's in there good.
00:57:14You're not going anywhere.
00:57:18You're crazy.
00:57:20You're never getting away with this.
00:57:22Oh, but I will.
00:57:24See, I'm getting married today.
00:57:26And then we'll go on our honeymoon,
00:57:28and when I get back,
00:57:30you'll be dead.
00:57:33I hear starvation is a long
00:57:35and painful death.
00:57:40You bitch.
00:57:42You bitch!
00:57:45Oh, and by the way,
00:57:47you're fired!
00:57:50Toodles!
00:57:56Oh, man.
00:58:27No!
00:58:29No!
00:58:56Beth.
00:59:27Okay.
00:59:41No, no, no, no.
00:59:42Come on, come on, come on,
00:59:43come on, come on, come on.
00:59:46Come on!
00:59:57Dearly beloved,
00:59:59we're gathered here today
01:00:01in front of God and these witnesses
01:00:03to join in...
01:00:05Stop!
01:00:08Dearly beloved,
01:00:10we're gathered here today
01:00:12in front of God and these witnesses
01:00:14to join in...
01:00:16Stop!
01:00:19What are you doing here?
01:00:21Keep going, fast!
01:00:23What's going on, Beth?
01:00:25Security,
01:00:27take this woman away.
01:00:28She's clearly deranged.
01:00:30Come on, dearly beloved,
01:00:31we are gathered here today.
01:00:32Let's go finish it.
01:00:33Mr. Fallon,
01:00:35your daughter wrote this letter,
01:00:37not me,
01:00:39on which she forged my signature.
01:00:41What?
01:00:42That's completely absurd.
01:00:47Is this true?
01:00:48She's crazy.
01:00:49Security!
01:00:51She confessed to it all last night,
01:00:53right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:58Asher, you love me.
01:00:59We're getting married today.
01:01:00Go, go, go!
01:01:03Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:05You're ruining everything!
01:01:12Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:14You're ruining everything!
01:01:16Beth,
01:01:17how could you?
01:01:18I did it for you, baby, for us.
01:01:20Get off me!
01:01:24I will kill you.
01:01:27I will kill you!
01:01:29Get off me!
01:01:31Get off me!
01:01:33Hey!
01:01:34No!
01:01:37No, no, no, no!
01:01:39No!
01:01:40Beth Fallon, do you take me as cruel
01:01:42to be in love with you, honey pie?
01:01:47Hey.
01:01:48You okay?
01:01:51Yeah, I think so.
01:01:53Okay.
01:01:55Good.
01:01:56God.
01:01:57Can someone grab a chair?
01:02:01You okay?
01:02:03Yeah, I think so.
01:02:05Okay.
01:02:07Good.
01:02:08God.
01:02:09Can someone grab a chair?
01:02:15Babe.
01:02:16Hey.
01:02:17Wake up, babe.
01:02:18Baby, wake up.
01:02:19Baby, wake up.
01:02:20Baby.
01:02:21Hey, wake up.
01:02:22Wake up, baby.
01:02:24Leanne.
01:02:25Oh.
01:02:26Asher.
01:02:27Yes, it's me.
01:02:29And it's all over.
01:02:36I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:38I'm more sorry.
01:02:40You saved me.
01:02:41You're my hero.
01:02:44Asher, I love you.
01:02:48I love you, Leanne.
01:02:54Let me help you up.
01:03:02But before I take you to the hospital,
01:03:05I have a question to ask you.
01:03:08I have a question to ask you.
01:03:17Will you marry me?
01:03:22Yes.
01:03:23Yes.
01:03:24Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:31They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:35But sometimes, it makes everything better.