S e x And The Surrogate Full Movie
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00:45This isn't me.
00:47Three white mocha, quads up, two on top,
00:49two on bottom, almond milk, extra caramel drizzle,
00:51extra whip.
00:52Now!
00:53This is me.
00:55This is me.
00:59♪♪
01:03Get that...
01:06out.
01:07Oh, my God.
01:08Out.
01:09Mr. Camposano, I'm so sorry.
01:10Now.
01:11But I...
01:12No pay.
01:13Leave.
01:14♪♪
01:17I was out of money and out of hope.
01:19My dad would die without surgery,
01:21and we were three months past due on the rent.
01:23Oh!
01:24Oh!
01:26♪♪
01:34And this...
01:35didn't happen.
01:38This did.
01:39Oh!
01:42There was no way I could sell my mother's ring,
01:44rest her soul.
01:46But I was out of ideas.
01:48I think I just found the answer to all my problems.
01:57And this was the start of everything.
02:04Negative.
02:18I just can't believe I can't get pregnant.
02:21Well, this isn't good.
02:27I just can't keep up with all the fucking...
02:29Well, you have to.
02:31Your father-in-law's rule stipulates you have one year to produce an heir to his fortune.
02:37Otherwise, all his millions go to...
02:40Save the freaking whales?
02:42Damn whales.
02:44You don't want to give all this up.
02:48Of course not.
02:50All you have to do is have a baby.
02:53Then you can get a divorce.
02:55Get half of the land's fortune.
02:59And off we go to Reno.
03:03Doctor said it's my eggs.
03:09Babe.
03:11You know, there are other ways.
03:15You know?
03:17Don't worry.
03:18I've got this.
03:24So, basically, we're going to give you some hormones.
03:28We're going to harvest a few of your eggs.
03:29And we're going to put those with the biological father's sperm.
03:33You'll carry the baby to term.
03:35And once you have it, you'll turn it over to the lucky couple.
03:38Listen to me, I...
03:41I mean, us, honey.
03:45Biologically, you'll be the mother.
03:48But legally, you won't.
03:54Oh.
03:57I didn't realize that.
03:59Yeah, something to consider there.
04:04Sweetheart.
04:06When you put that baby into my arms,
04:09you're going to be a very rich woman.
04:14And I'm grateful for that.
04:16It's just, I've always wanted a family of my own.
04:23And I didn't think it would be like this.
04:26I get it.
04:27Yeah.
04:29But sometimes, life has other plans.
04:53It's going to be okay, Daddy.
05:13It has to be.
05:17Pick up the pace, Jane.
05:19Yes, sir.
05:23Register, Jane.
05:25Just a minute.
05:28Can I help you?
05:32What are you doing here?
05:33Oh.
05:35This is for your expenses.
05:37Anything you need.
05:39Um, excuse me?
05:42You're welcome.
05:45You shouldn't come into my work.
05:47Sorry, I was just trying to do something nice.
05:49Well, I don't need nice.
05:51Me being your surrogate is nice enough.
05:53Fine.
05:55Fine.
06:00Asshole.
06:09Come on, Liam.
06:11Get it together, baby.
06:22What now?
06:24Let's try this again.
06:26Hi.
06:28I'm Justin, Liam.
06:30And I was wondering if, uh...
06:35you wanted to make a baby with me.
06:37Okay.
06:39He's kind of dreamy.
06:52So, I'm sorry to report that, unfortunately,
06:56the first round didn't take.
07:00I mean, that's horrible news.
07:05Hold everything.
07:08I think I've got an idea.
07:10Justin's sperm are healthy.
07:13Jane's eggs are healthy.
07:15And since time is of an essence,
07:20you two could just have sex.
07:23What?
07:24No.
07:26Well, scientifically speaking,
07:29natural conception has proven to be more successful.
07:33And it's safer for the surrogate.
07:36Yeah, yeah, but whatever.
07:37Oh, what's the problem?
07:38I'm down for it.
07:40I'm secure.
07:41Yeah.
07:43What do you think about this?
07:50Jane.
07:51Honey.
07:52How much time does your father have?
07:54Don't you want to get him that surgery?
07:58This is your best chance.
08:00And plus, it's only sex.
08:02Is the doctor going to fall in love with him or something?
08:06Come on.
08:08Be a good daughter.
08:14Okay.
08:16I'll do it.
08:19Great.
08:44Hi, Jane.
08:46Come on in.
08:55You look nice.
08:59Thanks.
09:01Can I get you anything to drink?
09:03No, no, that's okay.
09:05Can we just get this over with?
09:08Yeah, sure.
09:13You want to go to the bedroom?
09:15Okay, yeah.
09:17After you.
09:36Okay.
09:38Let's do this.
09:40Yeah.
09:42Okay.
09:58Um.
10:00Oh.
10:02Um.
10:11Oh.
10:17Hi.
10:18Here, let me help you.
10:23Actually, um.
10:26I can't.
10:27I can't do this.
10:28This is not how it's supposed to be.
10:31What did I do wrong?
10:33It's not you.
10:35It's.
10:38I'm a virgin.
10:43It's okay.
10:47It's okay.
10:48I mean, we don't have to do anything that you don't want to do.
10:50I mean, until you're ready.
10:58It sounds silly, but.
11:02I've always wanted a happily ever after.
11:06You know, a husband, a house, kids.
11:11And I don't know when or how, but I know that I'll know when it happens.
11:18And now look at me.
11:20I'm having a baby that isn't mine.
11:23Selling my body for money.
11:24I mean, what kind of girl does that?
11:26Hey, don't say that.
11:31Listen to me.
11:33Jane.
11:34What you're doing for my wife and I.
11:37It's completely selfless.
11:39And extremely brave.
11:42Only a truly special person would make that sacrifice.
11:45You're giving us the greatest gift.
11:49You're making two people's dreams come true.
11:53And only a truly special person would make that sacrifice.
11:59You're our miracle, Jane.
12:02You deserve a lifetime of happiness.
12:07You're an amazing person.
12:11I'm sorry, I just, I'm not ready.
12:15Wait, Jane.
12:28We had a deal.
12:29Block the deal.
12:30What's that supposed to mean?
12:31It means that I can't do this anymore.
12:33What the fuck is coming out of your mouth?
12:35She's not ready, Tiff.
12:37She's a virgin.
12:38Oh my god.
12:39I don't care if she's a Virgin Mary.
12:41She's signed on a dotted line and nobody forced her to.
12:52Baby, we've been over this like millions of times.
12:57Just imagine our future together.
13:00You, me, and our baby.
13:04And your father's money.
13:05Wait, what?
13:08Mom, I just think of the future that we're going to have together.
13:13Tiff, hey.
13:16Mama wants a baby.
13:18The clock is ticking.
13:19And it takes nine months to bake them.
13:23So it's time to start in heaven.
13:25Okay.
13:30Okay.
13:40Oh, hey.
13:43Is everything okay?
13:44Yeah, I just, I came by.
13:47I felt bad about it the other night.
13:49And I know this can be hard.
13:51Yeah, well, I...
13:53What I was thinking, maybe we just need to spend a little more time together.
13:57Maybe you can be more comfortable.
14:00Who's there, Jane?
14:02It's just a friend, Dad.
14:04My dad.
14:05Great.
14:06I'd love to meet him.
14:08Okay.
14:14Dad, this is Justin.
14:16It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Summerhouse.
14:19Justin Lin.
14:20I know who you are.
14:22Jane's told me all about you.
14:24Can't say I agree with it all.
14:26But I trust my Janey's judgment.
14:29So I guess I can trust you too.
14:33Call me George.
14:35Well, you have an exceptional daughter.
14:37You don't have to tell me that.
14:39I was just gonna run to the pharmacy to grab his meds if you don't mind.
14:43Yeah, don't let me stop you.
14:45I can hang here with George.
14:47If that's alright with you.
14:48Sure, that'll be fine.
14:50I can't remember the last time I actually sat and watched a football game.
14:55It's with work and all.
14:58Dad?
15:00Go.
15:01Go home.
15:02And take your time.
15:03It'll be nice to have some company for a change.
15:11Touchdown!
15:12Yeah!
15:15No.
15:16No more.
15:21How do you like that, Jane?
15:23You're bad.
15:26Other leg?
15:27Yes, ma'am.
15:31We just need to get through this whole surrogate thing.
15:34And then we're home.
15:36Free.
15:38More.
15:40Thank God I didn't get pregnant.
15:44Imagine this flat tummy.
15:47With a baby in it.
15:49Hmm?
15:50Hmm.
15:52Better.
15:53It's perfection.
15:55Legally, I'll be entitled to half of the fortune.
15:58And then I can drop Justin.
16:00And his baby.
16:02And then we're off to Brazil.
16:04For a new life.
16:06And a tipped hand.
16:08Baby.
16:09That just turns me on.
16:11Come aboard and kiss me.
16:20I don't like what I'm seeing.
16:22It's like they're falling in love with each other.
16:25They're spending way too much time together.
16:27But isn't that what we wanted for them to make a baby together?
16:31Yes.
16:32But I wanted sex.
16:34Not love.
16:40I'm sorry.
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16:47I'm sorry.
16:49No.
17:00He falls in love with her.
17:02God forbid, leaves me for her.
17:04I get nothing.
17:06Nothing.
17:08All of our plans will be ruined.
17:10I'll be ruined.
17:12Baby, this is not good.
17:19You'll be okay.
17:22I will be okay.
17:24Mama will come up with a plan.
17:27She always does.
17:29And she does.
17:37It's so beautiful.
17:42It is.
17:45What?
17:46Nothing.
17:48Something all over you.
17:50Yeah, you got it.
17:55You are so beautiful.
17:57Justin.
18:01Justin?
18:02Yeah?
18:05I'm ready.
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19:45Oh hey.
19:47I gotta go.
19:54So what do I owe the pleasure?
19:56Thought you might be hungry for lunch.
20:00I'm starving.
20:02Good.
20:03Because lunch...
20:08...is served.
20:12Wait, let me lock the door.
20:14I'm sorry.
20:15I'm sorry.
20:16I'm sorry.
20:25Perfect.
20:31Wait.
20:32I don't feel.
20:34What?
20:37Jade!
20:41Anything ever happen?
20:42Nothing happened.
20:44I was hungry.
20:48Well, Jane, I'm happy to report we didn't find anything.
20:51It looks like you just fainted, probably
20:53due to low blood sugar.
20:55Well, we were just about to eat lunch.
20:58But it was most likely due to the fact
21:00that you, Miss Summerhouse, are pregnant.
21:04What?
21:05Congratulations, you two.
21:06Are you serious?
21:07Thank you, doctor.
21:09Oh, my God.
21:11What's going on here?
21:13Tiffany, great news.
21:16I'm pregnant.
21:18Oh, wow.
21:20That's wonderful.
21:22Because I am pregnant, too.
21:27Wow.
21:28But.
21:30Isn't that great, honey?
21:33Biological baby.
21:36Your beloved wife.
21:38It's like a miracle.
21:40But.
21:42It's great.
21:49Well, you don't seem happy.
21:54What the hell is going on?
21:55Eh, that's my cue to go.
22:00What do you mean?
22:01Nothing's going on.
22:03I got pregnant.
22:05Per your wishes, per the contract.
22:08I fulfilled my end.
22:10Well, it's not fulfilled until you hand me the baby.
22:14And remember, the first born is the one who inherits the money.
22:19So don't get too comfortable.
22:22Because I'm not used to losing.
22:24Tiffany.
22:26We have to go.
22:28We have to celebrate.
22:30Yeah?
22:31Yeah, but.
22:40Of course I'm not pregnant.
22:44Damn.
22:45What am I going to do, Mom?
22:48Don't you worry your little pretty head.
22:52Mama's got a plan.
22:59I think this time I have a plan, too.
23:02Mama's girl.
23:04Love you.
23:10Todd, she's not pregnant.
23:15What are we going to do?
23:17It's not what we are going to do.
23:19It's what you're going to do.
23:22And what's that?
23:25You're going to find Tiffany a baby.
23:29One that will be a newborn in, say, six months.
23:34But I don't think you can just buy a baby.
23:38You know, it's.
23:39Todd, do you love my daughter?
23:45Yes.
23:46And do you want to run off to Rio with her?
23:51Yeah, that would be nice.
23:53And would you love to have me come along as well?
24:00I don't quite think that's what we had in mind.
24:04I'm going to be honest.
24:06So I don't care how.
24:09I don't care where.
24:11And I don't care how fucking much it costs.
24:15Find Tiffany a baby.
24:21And I'll handle the rest.
24:29That woman is nuts.
24:38I don't know.
24:39I don't know.
25:08For earlier, I was totally out of line.
25:14I just think it's my hormones going crazy, you know?
25:19It's OK.
25:20I get it.
25:21Thanks.
25:22I would really like for us to be friends.
25:27Really?
25:27Yeah.
25:29Think about it.
25:31Our kids will be siblings.
25:34I guess you're right.
25:37I never really thought about it.
25:40I could see us even being as sisters, really.
25:42And I would love that.
25:44I'm an only child.
25:45I've always wanted a sister.
25:47I'm an only child as well.
25:48See how much we have in common?
25:52OK, let's make a sister pact right now.
25:56To always have each other's back.
25:58I know it looks stupid, but deal.
26:07I brought you a smoothie because now that we're pregnant,
26:13we need to start drinking these.
26:16You're right, we do.
26:18To sisters and babies.
26:22Cheers to that.
26:23To sisters and babies.
26:28It's OK.
26:29It's fine.
26:37It's fine.
26:43Pick up the pace, Jane.
26:44OK, I'm going as fast as I can.
26:46Not good enough.
26:56Hey.
26:57Hey.
26:58Oh, you don't look so good.
27:00Are you OK?
27:01Yeah, no, I'm.
27:02Jane, stop your gabbing.
27:06I can't talk right now, Justin.
27:12Oh.
27:13Oh, I'm sorry.
27:15That's it.
27:16Go home, no pay.
27:18You come back when you're ready to work.
27:19Hey, how about she never comes back, you piece of shit?
27:22You don't mean that.
27:23He doesn't mean that, Mr. Compasano.
27:25I'm sorry.
27:27What did you say to me?
27:28I said she quit.
27:30Did you hear me that time?
27:36Yeah.
27:38I quit.
27:41You heard him.
27:44All right, you get out.
27:45And you, Jane, you go ahead.
27:47You won't find a single job in this city because you're bad.
27:49And you smoke, too.
27:50Oh.
28:01Oh, that was incredible.
28:03Oh, that felt so good.
28:05I've wanted to quit for ages.
28:10What am I going to do now?
28:13Move in with me.
28:14Us, I mean, me and Tiffany.
28:17What?
28:18Yeah, I want you and the baby to come in.
28:22I want you to move in together.
28:24I can't do that.
28:26Come on.
28:28Move into the estate.
28:29I mean, there's plenty of room.
28:32And your dad, too.
28:33Tiffany would love the company.
28:35And I want you there.
28:37It would be wrong.
28:40I signed a contract.
28:41We have a deal.
28:41I'm not your responsibility.
28:43I want you there.
28:45I don't know, Justin.
28:47Whoa, whoa, whoa.
28:48Hey, hey.
28:50What's wrong?
28:51You're supposed to be happy.
28:53Justin, you have a baby on the way with your wife.
29:00Where do I fit into that?
29:02Where do I fit in anywhere?
29:04You know, I'm dreading the day that I have to give this baby
29:07up.
29:08And I know I have to.
29:09I know I signed.
29:11But something about it just feels wrong.
29:13Jay.
29:15The truth is, I'm falling in love with this baby.
29:23And I'm falling in love with you.
29:25And I'm falling in love with you.
29:35I love you, too.
29:46I want to take care of this baby with you.
29:49I want us to be together.
29:55We can't.
29:59You'll lose everything.
30:01Your fortune, the babies, and my dad.
30:07What am I going to do about my dad?
30:15I don't know.
30:20I don't know what to do.
30:25I don't care where, and I don't care how fucking much it costs.
30:31Find, Tiffany, a baby.
31:24Find a baby.
31:25Find a baby.
31:26Find a baby.
31:54I can't even breathe with this thing on.
32:00I'm trying.
32:01Uh-uh.
32:02You're not trying hard enough, honey.
32:04Yeah, it's a lot.
32:05These movies are not working, or they're
32:07not working fast enough.
32:09These things take time, OK?
32:12You don't seem to get it, Todd.
32:14We don't have time.
32:16If Justin leaves me for Jane, and I don't have a baby,
32:19we get a big, fat nothing.
32:22And can you support us on a Pilates teacher's salary?
32:26No, I don't think so.
32:28My mom doesn't work.
32:29I don't work.
32:30We can't live like poor people, or worse, middle class.
32:35God.
32:36You know we can't.
32:38I swear, that girl has got to go.
32:41Mama, what are we going to do?
32:47OK, you keep up with the shakes.
32:53You.
32:54But.
32:55Shh, don't speak.
32:58Keep up with the baby stretch.
33:07Let the rest of Mama.
33:09Works for me.
33:12All right.
33:22I love you.
33:23I love you, too.
33:42Mrs. Johnson, what are you doing here?
33:48I told her to call me Alice, Dr. Penbroke.
33:52Surprise.
33:55I am your new patient.
33:59I'm here for a physical.
34:01You do know I'm a fertility doctor, right?
34:05I am.