The Short Report With Sabrina Carpenter

Vogue

Director: Max Bartick Director Of Photography: Peter Pascucci Editor: Graham Patterson Scriptwriter: Patrik Sandberg Stylist: Jared Ellner  Executive Producer, Harbinger: Spencer Morgan Taylor Assistant Director: Ian L'Ecuyer Senior Producer: Bety Dereje Associate Producer: Lea Donenberg Archival Researcher: Maggie Mellor  1st Assistant Camera: Max Batchelder 2nd Assistant Camera: Peter Harrison Gaffer: Forest Erwin Grip: Andrew Crighton Best Boy Electric: Jar'el Ivory Best Boy Grip &amp; Dolly Operator: John Gabriel Audio: Pat O'Leary Production Designer: Milena Gorum Production Design Assistants: Miles Bettinelli, Cameron Gonzalez-Williamson DIT: Oliver Finley Teleprompter Operator: Sarah Rohen Production Assistant: Holly Brennan, Alexandra Sheehan Ball Player: Daeshawn Montgomery  Stylist Assistant: Maya Sauder Tailor: Miguel Pena Hair Stylist: Evanie Frausto Hair Assistant: Austin Weber Makeup Artist: Carolina Gonzalez Makeup Assistant: Vasilios Kombogiannis Manicurist: Mei Kawajiri  Sabrina Carpenter as...  News Anchor wearing a Nina Ricci jacket, Paris Texas shoes, Emma Chamberlain x Warby Parker glasses, Cartier ring and earrings.  Red Carpet Correspondent wearing Wiederhoeft.  Meteorologist wearing a JW Anderson jacket, Victoria's Secret bodysuit, Cartier earrings.  Sports Anchor wearing Miu Miu top, jacket and skirt, Emma Chamberlain x Warby Parker glasses.  Pop Star wearing a Versace dress, Kandee shoes, Cartier ring and earrings.  Production Coordinator: Ava Kashar Production Manager: Natasha Soto-Albors Senior Director, Production Management: Jessica Schier Production Coordinator, Harbinger: Charlie Nishimura Production Manager, Harbinger: Fletcher Nightwine Line Producer, Harbinger: Virginia Leigh Assistant Editor: Trevor Clifford Post Production Coordinator: Holly Frew Art &amp; Graphics Lead: Léa Kichler Audio Mix: Moritz Staub Colorist: Justin Schroepfer Post Production Producer: Julia King Supervising Editor: Erica DeLeo Post Production Supervisor: Alexa Deutsch Director, Post Production: Nicholas Ascanio  Entertainment Director: Sergio Kletnoy Director, Content Production: Rahel Gebreyes Senior Director, Video: Romy van den Broeke Senior Director, Programming: Linda Gittleson VP, Video Programming: Thespena Guatieri

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00:00Good evening, America. We interrupt your feed with breaking news. A famine of beauty has

00:12swept the western hemisphere in what some are describing as a highly contagious, widespread

00:17fashion delusion. Side effects include bad lighting, flat hair, low standards, and chewy

00:23fits. Live on the scene, our red carpet correspondent, Serena Carpentera, has more. Serena?

00:28Thanks, Katrina. As you can see, I'm reporting live from tonight's big premiere, standing

00:33in a literal whirlwind of basic. I've even seen ankle socks worn with Crocs.

00:43That is very disturbing, Serena. But at least you look incredible.

00:47Oh, stop it. I'm serious.

00:49You look incredible. No, you look incredible. I'm serious.

00:52Okay, you're right. But enough about me. Back to today's news. Coming up, we have updates

00:57on government surveillance, bank fraud, monsoons, typhoons, pantaloons, great tunes, and of

01:02course, the latest battle of the pop stars. But first, the weather.

01:17I noticed you're holding an umbrella. Is it raining?

01:22Let me check.

01:27Nope. Moving on. A midwinter drought is sweeping this out, and everyone's thirsty. Luckily, I know

01:37just the trick. When things get unseasonably hot, I like to get unreasonably hot.

01:46Ta-da!

01:48Wow, thank you, Kristina, for that fascinating forecast. Now, speaking of forecasts, the big

01:55game is this Sunday, and they say one of the teams might just be predicted to win.

01:59With an in-depth look, here is our sports reporter, Regina Harpenter.

02:06Thank you, Katrina. I'm standing here with a ball player who plays ball.

02:10How do you feel about tomorrow's race?

02:13You mean the game?

02:15Yes. How quickly are you hoping to finish?

02:19Um, that's not really how it works.

02:21And now, an exclusive sneak peek at my upcoming interview with global pop sensation,

02:27Sabrina Carpenter, from this year's Most Fascinating People special.

02:35Amazing, sweetie. Yes. Okay. Sabrina Carpenter, it is hard to nail you down.

02:46You know, you shouldn't drink that. It might stunt your growth.

02:48Now that we're here, I have to address the rumors.

02:53You have been accused by the FBI of running a nationwide cult.

02:58Do you deny the allegations?

03:00They're called fans.

03:03It's been said that you coerce them with hypnosis.

03:07Those are pop songs.

03:10That's that me espresso.

03:19Wow.

03:22See?

03:24Well, that is just a sneak peek of my shocking interview with Sabrina Carpenter.

03:29What a program.

03:30Stay tuned for the full special, or pick up Vogue magazine on stands worldwide.

03:44Guys, I'm not gonna lie. It's not looking good for us.

03:47The jacket's a bit stiff, so just...

03:50Sorry. Is that your phone?

03:54I'm... This is the worst tasting thing I've ever drank.

03:59See?

04:02Period.

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