Campaigning For Love Full Movie
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00:00:00Oh my god, that's Christopher Stennett. State candidate?
00:00:11He's so hot. I want him to campaign all over me. Can I vote for him 500 times?
00:00:20Pleasure to see you. Absolutely.
00:00:33Mr. Stennett, congrats on your upcoming victory.
00:00:36Oh, it's much too early to say that, but thank you. And you are?
00:00:41Only one of your biggest supporters.
00:00:43Are you going to drink this or break the heart of one of your donors?
00:00:49Oh, wow. Excuse me for a second.
00:01:08Let's go upstairs together, handsome. Let me take care of you.
00:01:12What are you talking about?
00:01:14Don't deny it. You need me, baby.
00:01:20Oh, baby. Don't worry. We'll be in our room soon.
00:01:26Who the hell are you? Get away from me. Get the fuck out of my way.
00:01:49Hey, you intern. Are you serious? This entrance is for wealthy political donors only.
00:02:02The side door is for the help.
00:02:04Jesus, that cheap dress might work on your corn farm, but not here.
00:02:08Get out and go through the back.
00:02:11I'm so sorry. I didn't know.
00:02:14Just a stupid farm girl who randomly stumbled into an internship on our campaign.
00:02:21I don't know how she doesn't even know the first thing about our candidate.
00:02:25How garnish. This is a Senate campaign, not a country bumpkin office. You don't need a corn grower.
00:02:32Well, I just fired an intern for hitting on our candidate, so I needed someone to run errands.
00:02:39Excuse me. We grow Brussels sprouts, not corn.
00:02:43And I might not know a lot about the candidate, but I really believe in his ideas.
00:02:48Excuse me, intern. Not another word. Get lost.
00:03:00You ruined my mink. Are you drunk?
00:03:03Oh, my God. On behalf of the campaign, I apologize, ma'am.
00:03:08You clumsy hick. You will not keep your job after this.
00:03:12I'm so sorry. Please don't fire me. I really want to work on this campaign. I'll fix it.
00:03:17I'll clean the coat and the wig right now.
00:03:19Well, what are you waiting for?
00:03:21You dumb hick.
00:03:24This is all your fault. Don't worry. There's cleaning spies upstairs.
00:03:28Stay out of this, maid. Fix it, intern, or you're fired.
00:03:39Thank you, but where are the cleaning supplies?
00:03:41You heard what she said. If I can't get these clean, I'll be fired.
00:03:45I put you into room 2809. It's empty. Go up there. You'll be alone.
00:03:49You're a lifesaver. I'm Sarah.
00:03:52Us working-class girls got to stick together, right? I'm Stephanie.
00:03:55You're right.
00:03:58God, I had a really tough day.
00:04:00It's okay. These rich people are ridiculous. Don't blame yourself.
00:04:04That's why I'm interning on this campaign. To stand up for people like us.
00:04:10I just wish I fit in better.
00:04:12Amen, girl.
00:04:13And look at you.
00:04:19You look like you fit right in.
00:04:25Hi. I'm a wealthy socialite. I eat caviar, not Doritos. I totally belong here.
00:04:31Hey, I gotta run, but this key works for the elevator and it gets you into room 2809.
00:04:37Call me if you need me. Good luck.
00:04:40Thanks again. See you later.
00:04:42See you later.
00:04:59Is somebody here?
00:05:02Is somebody in there?
00:05:05Oh, sorry.
00:05:08God, he's so hot.
00:05:16Are you okay?
00:05:34Are you okay?
00:06:05God.
00:06:10So you didn't go into the Senator's room?
00:06:12He shoved me out of the room, Senator. I...
00:06:15You goddamn worthless woman!
00:06:18I hired you to drug him and to film a scandalous sex tape.
00:06:25And you returned empty-fucking-handed!
00:06:29Sir, I think I have something.
00:06:32Well, then show me, you idiot!
00:06:38This might just be enough to bring my election opponent down.
00:06:54Can't believe me. I slept with a hot stranger.
00:06:58I have to clean this or I'll be fired.
00:07:29Where the hell did you disappear to last night, farm girl?
00:07:32If you didn't get that coat fixed, you're fired.
00:07:34No, I did fix it. It's right here.
00:07:38It doesn't matter. You belong in a farmer's market, not a campaign office.
00:07:43A new intern from a wealthy family will take over your job tomorrow, so today's your last day, little trash girl.
00:07:50No, Rebecca, please. I really want this job.
00:07:54Candidate Stinnett is running a little late, which isn't like him, but he'll be here soon, so be ready.
00:08:02He's never late. I wonder if our candidate got laid last night.
00:08:06He wouldn't. He'll be my man sooner or later.
00:08:09Stop gossiping. Mr. Stinnett is a candidate of the United States Senate.
00:08:14Even a little rumor could lead to a scandal.
00:08:47You've got to be kidding me. The man I slept with is the candidate?
00:08:57Hello, miss.
00:08:58Thank God, he didn't recognize me.
00:09:05I fucked up. If anyone finds out I slept with him, it'll be a scandal.
00:09:10Have we met, miss?
00:09:12Absolutely never.
00:09:13Sarah's a new intern from some farmland. I don't think she's cut out for this.
00:09:22Something's familiar about her.
00:09:24Oh my God, he recognizes me? I'm in so much trouble.
00:09:28Sir, I think you've shaken the intern's hand long enough.
00:09:33Glad to have you on my team, Sarah.
00:09:35Thank God he didn't recognize me.
00:09:38He's way out of your league, farm girl. Stay away from him.
00:09:42He'd never go for a poor farm girl like you, so don't even think about it.
00:09:47Hey, something happened last night.
00:09:51Emergency meeting. Let's go.
00:09:53No interns allowed. Get me a coffee with non-fat, dairy-free, oat-free oat milk.
00:10:01Non-fat, dairy-free, oat-free oat milk.
00:10:06Sir, what happened? You disappeared from the fundraiser last night.
00:10:11It's hazy, but I think some of the events slipped something in my drink.
00:10:16It's foggy.
00:10:18But I spent the night with a woman who...
00:10:21You slept with someone?
00:10:22And she drugged you?
00:10:23She was...
00:10:24It was a set-up.
00:10:26Oh God, a sex scandal will sink this campaign.
00:10:30The slut you slept with was probably a spy sent by the senator.
00:10:34Are you okay?
00:10:42No. No, I don't remember much.
00:10:45But the girl I was with last night isn't like that. She's a good person.
00:10:49You're being naive.
00:10:51Okay, this is dirty politics. Your enemies will do anything to entrap and ruin you.
00:10:56She's not like that.
00:10:58No one's gonna find out. There will be no scandal.
00:11:07No one will find out?
00:11:09Senator Hesler's about to do a press conference attacking you.
00:11:18I will protect your Second Amendment rights.
00:11:20You get a bazooka, you get a bazooka.
00:11:22You get a bazooka, you get a bazooka.
00:11:25It's your God-given right.
00:11:27And us men, we know how to safely handle firearms.
00:11:32Oh, shit!
00:11:36Gotcha! I did that on purpose.
00:11:38Where was I?
00:11:40Oh, my opponent, Christopher Stanton, laid with a prostitute last night.
00:11:47What? I'm not a prostitute.
00:11:50This indecent, immoral, and premarital sex will have him burning in hell for all eternity.
00:11:57So this is bad.
00:11:59He's lying.
00:12:00I didn't sleep with a prostitute. He has no proof.
00:12:02I have proof that my opponent, Christopher Stanton, slept with a hooker last night.
00:12:12Oh, no. He got a photo of us in bed.
00:12:15He has a photo?
00:12:17We're doomed.
00:12:23Oh, no. He got a photo of us in bed?
00:12:28Oh, God, you useless intern.
00:12:30I'm so sorry. I'll clean that up.
00:12:33And I have proof that my opponent, Christopher Stanton, slept with a prostitute last night.
00:12:42Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:12:44Thank goodness. That isn't a photo of me.
00:12:47Wait a second. That is not the woman I slept with last night.
00:12:50She was much more beautiful.
00:12:54That's a stupid farm girl smirk off your face.
00:12:56I'm sorry. I'll just get out.
00:13:00Sir, this is bad.
00:13:02It doesn't matter if you didn't sleep with a prostitute or whoever she was.
00:13:05If we can't prove it wasn't a fake, then it'll sink and ruin the campaign.
00:13:11Wait. The girl last night gave me her phone number.
00:13:29The annoying farm girl intern?
00:13:31She's your one-night stand?
00:13:33Please, no.
00:13:35You can't sleep with your intern. It'll be a massive scandal.
00:13:37No, sorry. It's just my mom calling.
00:13:40I knew it. The boss would never be with someone as lonely as you.
00:13:44Get out, intern. You don't belong in this high-level meeting anyway.
00:13:49Hi, Mom. One second.
00:13:53Damn.
00:13:55She didn't pick up.
00:13:57Good. Don't talk to her.
00:14:00Your one-night stand was probably a spy sent by Senator Hustler to entrap you.
00:14:05Sir, the center is all over TV spreading massive lies that you slept with this prostitute.
00:14:09And they'll believe them. And we'll lose this election.
00:14:13Okay, unless we can prove it's a lie.
00:14:15How can I have the girl I was really with when I answered my calls?
00:14:19Wait.
00:14:20There must be security camera footage proving that I didn't go in the room with that prostitute.
00:14:26Yes. Of course.
00:14:28We'll get that hotel security camera footage ASAP.
00:14:39We'll get that footage and prove you weren't with a prostitute.
00:14:41And maybe we'll see the woman I was really with last time, too.
00:14:44You'll see I'm who he was with.
00:14:50You're on your phone? Again?
00:14:53Go get me a muffin.
00:14:55Cinnamon raisin.
00:14:56No raisins.
00:14:58And make sure it's gluten-free.
00:15:00I was just calling in your order.
00:15:01Now, actually.
00:15:05Stephanie, this is Sarah. We met...
00:15:08I remember you. What's up, girl?
00:15:11Is there any way you could access the hotel footage from last night from floor 28 and delete it?
00:15:18Where's my muffin, intern?
00:15:20I'm still placing the order.
00:15:23Delete the footage? May I ask why?
00:15:25You know, it's a lot to ask. I'll explain later, but it's an emergency.
00:15:29Us working class girls gotta look out for each other, right?
00:15:32Staff in the security room is my friend. I got it.
00:15:35Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
00:15:37My people are arriving at the hotel. We'll have that footage in no time.
00:15:41Come on, Stephanie. Delete that footage fast, or I'm in trouble.
00:15:48Hey. Sarah, right? Sorry I haven't had a chance to get to talk to you. It's been a crazy day.
00:15:53That's okay.
00:15:54I swear it's not usually like this, but I would love to hear your position on my campaign platform.
00:16:01Don't waste your time talking to an unqualified, corn-growing intern who doesn't know the first thing about politics.
00:16:07Senator Hessler's all about the politics of anger, but Topher isn't.
00:16:10He doesn't name-call or put people down, so you shouldn't either.
00:16:13And for the last time, my family grows Brussels sprouts.
00:16:18Bravo. Bravo. That's the right attitude.
00:16:22Think about learning some tips from her. She's a lot smarter than you give her credit for.
00:16:27What?
00:16:29Jeez.
00:16:33I would love to get to know you.
00:16:36Sir, our people are at the hotel right now finding the footage.
00:16:44Don't worry, sir. We're going to figure out who that mystery girl was in the footage. Any second now.
00:16:49Go ahead.
00:16:51What?
00:16:53The footage was deleted?
00:16:54Phew. With the footage gone, no one will find out we slept together. Not even him. I'm in the clear.
00:17:00I'll figure out something to disprove the senator's lies, sir.
00:17:06Speaking of me, have you decided who you want to be your assistant?
00:17:13God, he's so hot. But I need to keep my distance and make sure nothing else happens between us.
00:17:20No. Sir, she's unqualified. She doesn't know anything about politics. She's nobody. This is her last day, actually.
00:17:34She's exactly what I need.
00:17:37Oh, no. Not me.
00:17:39You're my new assistant, Sarah. Get ready. We're going to be spending a lot more time together.
00:17:44So much for staying away from him. You little hick. How did you get him to promote you over me?
00:17:56The candidate's schedule and speeches for the upcoming week. Policy positions. Memorize all of it.
00:18:02There's a false rumor going around that the candidate slept with a prostitute.
00:18:06If anyone finds out that he's intimate with an intern, it's game over for all of us. So, keep it professional.
00:18:13I believe in this campaign. I won't jeopardize it.
00:18:16That's why I stole the footage? Because you accidentally slept with your Senate candidate boss?
00:18:22I didn't know that it was him. He thought I was just some rich snob lady.
00:18:27Oh, my God. You like him. I get it. He's freaking hot and sexy.
00:18:33I know, but he doesn't know that it was me. And if word ever got out that he slept with his...
00:18:40Don't worry. The footage is gone, and your hot little secret's safe.
00:18:45Crisis averted.
00:18:47My opponent, Christopher Stitt, is a lying scoundrel. In this election, I will prove it. Vote for me.
00:18:55What the hell is he talking about?
00:18:57He's just making it up.
00:18:58I will prove it. Vote for me.
00:19:01What the hell is he talking about?
00:19:03He's just making up this story about the candidate sleeping with a hooker last night.
00:19:07What? He called you a hooker?
00:19:09No, not me.
00:19:11But he has this photo of a woman in a red dress leaning on Topher. And it's all a lie. He's just framing him.
00:19:18I actually saw your boss last night with a woman in a red dress.
00:19:23What?
00:19:24I was there. And he definitely didn't take that woman to his room.
00:19:29You were the only one.
00:19:31Stop. I will. After you give me all the dirty little details.
00:19:43Just avoid being alone with Topher.
00:19:47He's in his office. Go on in.
00:19:49Oh no, I don't want to interrupt.
00:19:55Morning, sir. Your coffee.
00:19:58Sarah, please call me Topher.
00:20:03Ah, just what I needed.
00:20:06Well, I want to give you what you need.
00:20:10It's my job as your assistant.
00:20:13May I say, you're excelling at it.
00:20:17You seem nervous.
00:20:19I'm not that scary, am I?
00:20:21No, I...
00:20:22Senator Hessler is just saying you were with the hooker. It's a lie. It's so frustrating.
00:20:30That's what my opponent does. He lies.
00:20:35But do you know why we're going to win?
00:20:38Because we have the truth on our side, don't we, Sarah?
00:20:41The prostitute story won't hold up because it isn't true.
00:20:45So all we have to do is just smile, take a breath.
00:20:50And it's okay.
00:20:52Perfect.
00:20:54Just like that.
00:21:00What are you doing here, prom girl?
00:21:03The hooker story isn't going away.
00:21:06Senator Hessler is about to give a press conference attacking you.
00:21:10Politics isn't about proof, Sarah.
00:21:13Politics isn't about proof, intern. It's about stories, okay?
00:21:17And a senator is telling a pretty juicy one.
00:21:20Whoever deleted that security camera footage really screwed us.
00:21:24The senator is lying.
00:21:27Let's go confront him. I'll do it myself.
00:21:30No, sir. It's politically dangerous.
00:21:32I'm not worried.
00:21:34Let's go confront the senator and put this nonsense story behind us.
00:21:38And put this nonsense story behind us.
00:21:40Yeah.
00:21:42Make the bully say his lies right to your face.
00:21:45Let the adults take it from here, prom girl.
00:21:48I'll let you know if the candidate needs another coffee.
00:21:51Wait.
00:21:53Sir, we gotta go. Now.
00:21:55I think Sarah's ideas and instincts are sharp.
00:21:57I'm not forgetting about her.
00:21:59Come on. I want you with me.
00:22:10Stinnett is a liar who couldn't be trusted.
00:22:14He slept with a hooker.
00:22:24Excuse me, senator.
00:22:26If you're gonna lie about me, say it to my face.
00:22:29Ah, the ill-moral man.
00:22:33He slept with hookers. Has a ride.
00:22:36I did no such thing. The photo in the elevator is not proof, senator.
00:22:39Funny you should mention proof.
00:22:42Cause it's showtime.
00:22:44Bring in the hooker!
00:22:48You screwed up.
00:22:50This horned dog, Christopher Stinnett,
00:22:53hates yours truly for sex.
00:22:56Bad boy.
00:22:59She's lying. I didn't sleep with her.
00:23:02I was with someone else.
00:23:04Well, we can't prove it.
00:23:05Damn it. I deleted the footage that would prove it.
00:23:08I gotta do something.
00:23:10Where's the girl you actually slept with when you need her?
00:23:12Would you excuse me for a minute?
00:23:14Get out, intern.
00:23:16Let the grown-ups work.
00:23:18Christopher!
00:23:20What do you have to say now, you shameless sex creep?
00:23:23She didn't sleep with me.
00:23:25She drugged me.
00:23:27That's a lie.
00:23:29You were sober.
00:23:31Didn't even need Viagra, baby.
00:23:33Likely story, Stinnett.
00:23:36Admit it!
00:23:38Admit you paid for sex!
00:23:40I don't lie to the public.
00:23:42Unlike you, senator, I'm honest.
00:23:44Oh, baby, I know you can't forget all the nasty things we did in bed.
00:23:50Boy, you better say what little dignity you have left me.
00:23:54Drop out of the race!
00:23:57I'm fighting for working people.
00:23:59I'm not giving up.
00:24:00Especially not because of a lie.
00:24:09I don't know you. Stop.
00:24:11Oh, come on. You know me.
00:24:13I liked that big booty last night.
00:24:16Slap it again!
00:24:18Absolutely not. That's a lie.
00:24:21Oh, we can see it all now, Topher.
00:24:24You have been exposed as a D.S.C. dirty sex creep!
00:24:28Now drop out of the race! Now!
00:24:33Not so fast.
00:24:39It's you.
00:24:41Who the hell are you, bitch?
00:24:49You didn't sleep with him last night.
00:24:51I did. And I can prove it.
00:24:55You didn't sleep with him that night.
00:24:57I did. And I've got the proof.
00:24:59Who the hell are you, blondie?
00:25:01You're lying!
00:25:03Are you sure about that?
00:25:05Who the hell is this?
00:25:07Get her out of here!
00:25:09This is my event!
00:25:11No. I know her.
00:25:13She works at the hotel. She saw everything.
00:25:15That's right. I was on duty that night.
00:25:17And I saw that woman try to seduce Mr. Stimmett in the hallway, but she failed.
00:25:22He pushed her off and went into his room, and she headed to the elevator.
00:25:25Stimmett!
00:25:27How much did you pay a random maid to testify for you?
00:25:31I told the truth.
00:25:33And your photos can prove I was there.
00:25:38Look. There I am in your photos.
00:25:41Drugging a man is a felony.
00:25:43So the question is, why did you do it?
00:25:46And why are you lying about sleeping with him?
00:25:51This wasn't part of the deal.
00:25:53Shut up, Candy!
00:25:55You're such a moral, family values man.
00:25:58Why do you want a first name basis with a sex worker?
00:26:04Screw you! I'm out of here!
00:26:07Get your ass back!
00:26:13Is it true, Mr. Stimmett?
00:26:15You spent the night with this woman?
00:26:17You slept with a random stranger?
00:26:19I can't let his campaign fail because of me.
00:26:21I have to do something.
00:26:22I'm going to help you save your campaign.
00:26:25But I need you to trust me.
00:26:35Random stranger?
00:26:37Well, I'm hardly a stranger to Topher.
00:26:39My name is Beth.
00:26:41I'm his fiancé.
00:26:44My name is Beth.
00:26:46I'm his fiancé.
00:26:50Beth! Who are you?
00:26:52Where are you from? What's your last name?
00:26:54Beth is a wealthy heiress.
00:26:56She's a private person.
00:26:58I'm running it for office, not her.
00:27:00Thank you all!
00:27:08Hell yes! We just dodged a scandal.
00:27:10Thanks to her. Beth, you saved mine.
00:27:12Where the hell is Sarah?
00:27:14If that intern abandoned her post again, we need to finally fire her.
00:27:17You're engaged now? As Beth?
00:27:20I didn't know what to do.
00:27:22I didn't want to be the reason his campaign failed.
00:27:25I mean, that was terrifying.
00:27:27I can't do it again.
00:27:29I thought my heart was going to explode.
00:27:31But it's sexy.
00:27:33And don't worry, the election's in a week.
00:27:35You won't have to do it again. You're fine.
00:27:37You snuck off to be with a filthy hotel maid?
00:27:39Filthy hotel maid just saved your boss's ass, bitch.
00:27:43There you are. Did you see it?
00:27:45I did see it, sir. It was great.
00:27:47No, you didn't.
00:27:49You weren't even there.
00:27:51You're lucky the real campaign staff like me
00:27:53managed to bring Beth in the hotel maid to fix it.
00:27:57Topher, just fire her already.
00:27:59What? No. Why would he fire me?
00:28:01I'm the one who set it up. I called Beth.
00:28:03I mean, I didn't. I actually did.
00:28:06Sarah, if you're the one who called Beth,
00:28:09you just saved my ass.
00:28:11What? Sarah's lying. She did it.
00:28:14No, I did.
00:28:16I did it to help Mr. Stinnett.
00:28:17To help Topher.
00:28:19She just brought my campaign back from the dead.
00:28:31I had it all planned.
00:28:34We catch Stinnett with the hooker I hired.
00:28:38And that damn rich blonde bitch ruined it.
00:28:43Oh, I love that.
00:28:45I want her.
00:28:47Investigate it.
00:28:49And defucking destroy it.
00:28:51Destroy it!
00:28:53Sir, I can't find any information on her.
00:28:55It's like Beth, she just doesn't exist.
00:28:57That's not impossible.
00:28:59She...
00:29:01You're right, Bobby boy.
00:29:04She doesn't exist!
00:29:07Danny, tell them the good news.
00:29:09We're back in a close race.
00:29:11If we keep fighting and avoid scandals,
00:29:13we can win this election.
00:29:15And, and...
00:29:17It's all thanks to our candidate's new fiancée, Beth.
00:29:20We all owe a huge thanks
00:29:22to the best campaign intern
00:29:24and assistant I could have ever asked for.
00:29:27When this campaign ship was sinking,
00:29:29you helped to keep afloat.
00:29:31It was nothing, really.
00:29:33Sarah saved us all.
00:29:35I need to get a move on to turn him into this farm bitch.
00:29:38Alright everyone, back to work.
00:29:40Topher.
00:29:42Sir.
00:29:44Can I talk to you for a second?
00:29:45Really, Sarah.
00:29:47You saved me.
00:29:49And I'll never forget it.
00:29:51I want to personally thank you.
00:29:53Topher,
00:29:55Senator Hessler is claiming that
00:29:57your fiancée, Beth, is some actress that you hired.
00:29:59He's saying that it's all just a giant lie.
00:30:01We have to get Beth in a public interview.
00:30:03Damn.
00:30:05Beth is a mysterious woman.
00:30:07I don't know if she'll want to go out publicly,
00:30:09but I'll call her and give her a try.
00:30:16She's not picking up.
00:30:18Sarah, you've tried to get Beth before.
00:30:20Can you try to call her again?
00:30:22Sarah, you've tried to get Beth before.
00:30:24Can you try to call her again?
00:30:26Sarah, please call her right now.
00:30:28No, I can't pretend to be Beth again.
00:30:30It's too risky.
00:30:32I'll do my best.
00:30:34She's useless.
00:30:36I told you, she doesn't even know Beth.
00:30:38No time.
00:30:40Topher, we need to get Beth involved publicly, ASAP.
00:30:42Give us Beth's number.
00:30:43We'll track her location.
00:30:45Drag her ass here.
00:30:47No.
00:30:49I'm not going to treat Beth like that.
00:30:51I'm here to protect her.
00:30:53Even if it hurts my campaign.
00:30:55It won't just hurt our campaign.
00:30:57It'll destroy it.
00:30:59This isn't your campaign, Rebecca.
00:31:01It's mine.
00:31:03And you work for me.
00:31:05What are you smiling at, farm girl?
00:31:08I'm smiling because Topher put your ego in its place.
00:31:12You bitch.
00:31:15I don't know how,
00:31:17but I know that the scandal with Beth and the prostitute
00:31:20is somehow your fault.
00:31:22My fault?
00:31:24I'm the one who called Beth to the event and saved us.
00:31:26You're such a liar.
00:31:28Beth is a beautiful woman.
00:31:30She's a beautiful woman.
00:31:31You're such a liar.
00:31:33Beth is a beautiful, classy, rich woman.
00:31:37You are a poor, dirty farm girl.
00:31:42You don't know Beth.
00:31:44And when the candidate finds out that you lied about it,
00:31:48I'll make sure he fires you.
00:31:54I can't be Beth in public.
00:31:56It's too risky.
00:31:58But what if Topher loses the campaign?
00:31:59I cannot ruin his career.
00:32:03The Senate is telling the media that Beth isn't real.
00:32:06We need her.
00:32:08She didn't pick up the phone.
00:32:10Sarah, where's Sarah?
00:32:12She said she could contact Beth.
00:32:14As if.
00:32:16Think about it.
00:32:18How does a poor intern who just arrived off the bus from the cornfield
00:32:22know a beautiful, wealthy city heiress?
00:32:25I wonder that too.
00:32:27If she can't get Beth to come today,
00:32:29I'll fire her for lying.
00:32:31I'll fire her if she lied to us.
00:32:33Beth.
00:32:40Hi, I'm Rebecca.
00:32:42It's so great to meet you.
00:32:44May I call you Beth?
00:32:46Topher, I wasn't sure if I should come,
00:32:48but Sarah convinced me to.
00:32:50I knew Sarah would come through.
00:32:52Topher, I hope you understand why I've been distant.
00:32:55You're running a campaign,
00:32:57and I'm a private person.
00:32:59I don't want you to do anything you're uncomfortable with.
00:33:02We need her.
00:33:04The Senate is telling the world that she doesn't exist.
00:33:06Unless you do a joint TV interview,
00:33:08this scandal will ruin our campaign.
00:33:11You need me
00:33:13on live TV.
00:33:15I can't do it.
00:33:17I won't be able to pretend to be rich right in front of the camera.
00:33:19It would be a disaster.
00:33:21Beth, it's your choice.
00:33:23This is all Sarah's fault.
00:33:25By the way, where is that dirty farm girl?
00:33:27She's late.
00:33:29Screw it.
00:33:31I have to fire her.
00:33:33Enough, Rebecca.
00:33:35I don't like the way you talk about Sarah.
00:33:37She may just be a working class girl from a farm,
00:33:39but she's a hard worker,
00:33:41not some worthless nepo baby
00:33:43born with a silver spoon in her mouth like you.
00:33:45Excuse me, I...
00:33:47You heard what I said.
00:33:49Back off.
00:33:51And that's a good lesson for Rebecca to learn.
00:33:53I'm sorry to ask,
00:33:55but I need you.
00:33:57Topher,
00:33:59if it helps your candidacy,
00:34:01I will do the interview.
00:34:03Yeah? I'll script the whole thing.
00:34:05Tell you exactly what to say on TV.
00:34:07This interview will save my campaign.
00:34:09Or, if I don't handle it perfectly,
00:34:11I'll be exposed,
00:34:13and you'll lose the election in a landslide.
00:34:15Well, I've got a meeting scheduled,
00:34:17so I must go, but see you then.
00:34:19See...
00:34:21Where is she always running off to?
00:34:24Okay, I have all her lines memorized.
00:34:26Me too.
00:34:28I mean, I helped Beth memorize everything.
00:34:30Good, but the interview's soon.
00:34:32Where's Beth?
00:34:34Mr. Sinnott, is your fiancee here yet?
00:34:36We're live in five minutes.
00:34:38Any second now.
00:34:40I'm going to go to the bathroom.
00:34:42Oh, shit.
00:34:44Did you gossip about me with Beth?
00:34:46You shameless bitch.
00:34:48You're trying to sabotage me with a candidate.
00:34:51No.
00:34:53Rebecca, I don't have time to argue with you.
00:34:55I just need to use the ladies room.
00:34:57Hold it.
00:34:59This isn't your corn farm.
00:35:01You can't just go pee in the dirt
00:35:03whenever you feel like it.
00:35:05You're not going anywhere.
00:35:07We're live in four minutes.
00:35:09If Beth isn't here by then,
00:35:11I'm reporting that your fiance ditched you.
00:35:13You'll take the blame, farm girl.
00:35:15If that doesn't show, it's your fault.
00:35:17Mr. Sinnott, where is Beth?
00:35:23You're not going anywhere.
00:35:25If Beth doesn't show up for the interview,
00:35:27you're going to be here to take the blame.
00:35:29You can't sneak away this time.
00:35:32Rebecca, Beth texted me
00:35:34and told me how mean you are to her and Sarah.
00:35:36What?
00:35:38Beth said that?
00:35:40She isn't even here.
00:35:42You see, Sarah is ignorant and dumb.
00:35:44Sarah is brilliant and perfect
00:35:46and beautiful.
00:35:48And she deserves to be here
00:35:50just like anyone else.
00:35:51Beautiful?
00:35:53Well, fix your attitude, Rebecca.
00:35:57Thank you, Topher.
00:35:59I mean, sir.
00:36:02Do you really think I'm beautiful?
00:36:04I should have said that.
00:36:06But yes,
00:36:08I do think you're beautiful.
00:36:10I barely know Beth.
00:36:12Posing as my fiance was just to avoid a scandal.
00:36:14Honestly, I'd much rather be on an interview stage
00:36:16with you by my side,
00:36:18not her.
00:36:19Topher.
00:36:21I know.
00:36:23I have to worry about the election.
00:36:25For one more week,
00:36:27I'll pretend to be with Beth.
00:36:29After that, all bets are off.
00:36:31Three minutes to air.
00:36:33Where's Beth?
00:36:35I'll go get her.
00:36:39My name is Beth
00:36:41and Topher and I started dating
00:36:43five months ago.
00:36:45Topher.
00:36:48Just breathe.
00:36:50If I can herd cattle,
00:36:52I can manage a simple TV interview.
00:36:54One minute left.
00:37:07Come on, Beth.
00:37:09Let's go introduce the world on TV.
00:37:15My campaign manager told me
00:37:17exactly what to say.
00:37:19This will be a breeze.
00:37:23We meet the mysterious Beth,
00:37:25fiance of Senate candidate
00:37:27and formerly eligible bachelor
00:37:29Christopher Stinnett.
00:37:31Tell us, Beth.
00:37:33How did you two meet?
00:37:35Okay, just have to repeat the lines
00:37:37the campaign scripted for us.
00:37:39Well, it's been a whirlwind.
00:37:41We started dating about five months ago.
00:37:42We met at a political event.
00:37:44That fucking great bitch
00:37:46intern Sarah disappeared again.
00:37:48Quiet.
00:37:49Topher and Beth are doing great.
00:37:51Sarah's the one who got Beth here.
00:37:53Beyond politics,
00:37:55what do you love about Beth as a person?
00:37:57Shit.
00:37:59I forgot the right answer to that question.
00:38:01Come on, Topher.
00:38:03Shouldn't be a hard question
00:38:05to answer about your own fiance.
00:38:07What do you love about Beth?
00:38:09Shouldn't be a hard question
00:38:10to answer about your own fiance.
00:38:12What do you love about Beth?
00:38:14My fiance is so modest.
00:38:16We're not used to being in public together.
00:38:18You can answer.
00:38:20I won't be embarrassed.
00:38:22I don't know anything about Beth.
00:38:24I need to think about someone I know
00:38:26and have actual feelings for.
00:38:28Where's Sarah?
00:38:30Mr. Stinnett.
00:38:33What do I love about her?
00:38:35She has an upbeat
00:38:37and optimistic personality.
00:38:38She's charming and funny
00:38:40but passionate about the things
00:38:42we both care about.
00:38:44She's beautiful
00:38:46and humble.
00:38:48Sarah is...
00:38:49He's talking about me?
00:38:50Sarah.
00:38:51The real me?
00:38:52Sarah.
00:38:53Did I say Sarah?
00:38:54Sarah is my middle name.
00:38:56That's right.
00:38:57Beth Sarah.
00:38:59Of course I was talking about Beth,
00:39:01my fiance.
00:39:03Well, same question for you, Beth.
00:39:05We know Christopher, the politician.
00:39:06Tell us what you love about the man.
00:39:09We know Christopher, the politician.
00:39:11Tell us what you love about the man.
00:39:15Beth is a private person.
00:39:17I don't want to put her on the spot.
00:39:19Well, this is a public TV interview.
00:39:21It's expected that she'll talk
00:39:22about your relationship.
00:39:24No, I don't think she has to.
00:39:26No, I don't mind.
00:39:28What do I love about Topher?
00:39:30There's something special about him.
00:39:33Yes, he is
00:39:34successful
00:39:36and
00:39:37handsome,
00:39:38powerful.
00:39:40But
00:39:41unlike other men like that,
00:39:43he's also kind.
00:39:45He has a big heart.
00:39:47He sees people for
00:39:49who they are
00:39:50regardless of
00:39:52wealth or status.
00:39:54He respects and listens to everyone,
00:39:57even his interns.
00:40:00He makes them feel good.
00:40:04You have a surprise.
00:40:06Mr. Senate's opponent in this election,
00:40:07Senator Hessler,
00:40:08is called into our program.
00:40:10Senator, welcome.
00:40:12This is an interview between
00:40:13myself and my fiancé.
00:40:15We didn't discuss having my opponent.
00:40:16What's the matter, boy?
00:40:18Afraid to speak to me
00:40:20in front of the voters?
00:40:23No.
00:40:24Of course not.
00:40:26Welcome, Senator Hessler.
00:40:28Do you have a question for your opponent
00:40:29or for his fiancé, Beth?
00:40:31I do.
00:40:32It's funny.
00:40:33Beth claims to be an
00:40:34heiress and political donor,
00:40:35but
00:40:36I've been in politics a long time
00:40:37and neither I
00:40:38nor anyone I know
00:40:39has ever
00:40:40heard of her.
00:40:42She's a private person, Senator.
00:40:44I want the opportunity
00:40:45to meet her in person.
00:40:47Politics can be
00:40:48so nasty.
00:40:50But let's have a night
00:40:51where it isn't.
00:40:53There is a nonpartisan
00:40:55charity fundraiser
00:40:56tomorrow night.
00:40:57I'll be there.
00:40:58Bring your fiancé,
00:40:59Beth, along.
00:41:01I've never been to a
00:41:02black-tie event before.
00:41:04The Senator will expose me.
00:41:05Unless you're afraid
00:41:06to be together
00:41:07in public.
00:41:08Of course not.
00:41:10Beth will join me.
00:41:14Absolutely.
00:41:24How am I going to
00:41:25pull this off?
00:41:26I have never been
00:41:27to a black-tie event.
00:41:28It'll be fun.
00:41:30And the booze is free.
00:41:31I'm excited to go out
00:41:32with him.
00:41:33But not as Beth.
00:41:34I won't know how to act.
00:41:35I mean,
00:41:36do I put my pinky out
00:41:37when I'm sipping champagne?
00:41:39Only if you're
00:41:40the Queen of England
00:41:41or something.
00:41:42You will be fine.
00:41:43What are you so worried about?
00:41:45I just don't want
00:41:46to hurt Topher
00:41:47or his campaign.
00:41:48Wow.
00:41:49You've got it bad
00:41:50for him, huh?
00:41:52A night on the arm
00:41:53of your handsome crush.
00:41:54And you get to dress up.
00:41:56And eat caviar.
00:41:57And finally see
00:41:58how the other half lives.
00:41:59I'm jealous.
00:42:01You're going to need
00:42:02a fancy dress.
00:42:06Are you serious?
00:42:07Good thing I swiped this
00:42:08from the dry cleaner
00:42:09at the hotel.
00:42:10A rich guest left it.
00:42:11I got you covered.
00:42:30Topher, darling,
00:42:31another glass of champagne.
00:42:32Yes, girl.
00:42:33Make him work for it.
00:42:34You think he'll like it?
00:42:35Like it?
00:42:36He'll be drooling.
00:42:39Sarah!
00:42:40It's me, Topher.
00:42:41I know it's late,
00:42:42but I need to see you.
00:42:43He's here to see me?
00:42:46But he can't see me like this.
00:42:49Sarah,
00:42:50the most eligible
00:42:51bachelor in the state
00:42:52is outside your door
00:42:54looking for you.
00:42:56No, Topher.
00:42:57Hold on, please.
00:42:58He can't see me as Beth,
00:43:00so I just need you
00:43:01to go distract him.
00:43:03I brought you something.
00:43:04I'll just leave it
00:43:05outside for you here.
00:43:09I'll see you tomorrow, Sarah.
00:43:11Just one second.
00:43:14What has gotten into you?
00:43:15Let him in,
00:43:16but distract him.
00:43:17Okay.
00:43:20Sarah.
00:43:21Oh.
00:43:22Hi.
00:43:23You're from the hotel.
00:43:24Stephanie, right?
00:43:25Yes, yes.
00:43:26Sarah will be out
00:43:27in a second.
00:43:28I was just sleeping.
00:43:30Have fun, you two.
00:43:36What was that?
00:43:37Is everything okay?
00:43:42Wow.
00:43:43I told you I'd be done
00:43:44in a second.
00:43:45I heard a crash.
00:43:46I thought you might be hurt.
00:43:50What are you doing here?
00:43:52I, uh,
00:43:53I could make something up.
00:43:55I could make something up
00:43:56and say I needed help
00:43:57with a draft of my speech,
00:43:58but I don't.
00:44:01I came here to see you.
00:44:03I'm very thankful
00:44:04for all the help
00:44:05you've done
00:44:06with my campaign.
00:44:08Beth wouldn't have done
00:44:09that interview
00:44:10if you hadn't convinced her.
00:44:11You were pretty convincing
00:44:12all on your own.
00:44:13I wish I could say
00:44:14what I came here to say,
00:44:16but I have a fake fiancé.
00:44:19And after the election,
00:44:20when there's no
00:44:21worries about scandal,
00:44:23let's revisit this conversation.
00:44:26Okay.
00:44:28Good luck at the event tomorrow.
00:44:30I won't need luck
00:44:31if you're there.
00:44:34It's a black tie.
00:44:35I thought you might need
00:44:36something to wear.
00:44:44Topher, this is gorgeous.
00:44:48But I shouldn't be there
00:44:49as your intern.
00:44:50You're my assistant.
00:44:52I need you there with me.
00:44:53I want to thank you
00:44:54and Beth together.
00:44:56Good night, Sarah.
00:44:58Okay.
00:45:01And Beth,
00:45:03in the same room?
00:45:09Okay, piece of cake.
00:45:11Just have to be two people
00:45:12in the same place tonight.
00:45:14Sarah, the campaign intern,
00:45:15and Beth, the heiress fiancé.
00:45:18Dumb hick.
00:45:19Where were you
00:45:20when they did the interview yesterday?
00:45:21You snuck away
00:45:22again.
00:45:23I don't know what you're
00:45:24talking about, Rebecca,
00:45:25but didn't the candidate
00:45:26talk to you about
00:45:27being nicer to me?
00:45:29Nice?
00:45:30How the hell am I supposed
00:45:31to be nice to a poor farm girl?
00:45:33Look at this knockoff dress.
00:45:35Let me see if it's cheap.
00:45:37It isn't cheap,
00:45:38so don't touch it.
00:45:40Too poor to remove
00:45:41the price tag?
00:45:42How the hell
00:45:43did you afford
00:45:44a designer dress?
00:45:46We are days out
00:45:47from an election
00:45:48and you're stealing?
00:45:49If anyone finds out,
00:45:50it'll be a scandal.
00:45:51I didn't steal it.
00:45:52It was a gift.
00:45:54Ha ha.
00:45:55From who?
00:45:56A special man in my life.
00:45:58What, do you think
00:45:59you're Cinderella?
00:46:00Get lost.
00:46:01Intern, he's coming over
00:46:02to talk to me
00:46:03about how hot I look.
00:46:05Looking very handsome
00:46:07tonight, sir.
00:46:08Should we get a drink
00:46:10and do some
00:46:11political strategizing?
00:46:13Wow.
00:46:14Sarah, you look beautiful.
00:46:17Excuse me.
00:46:18She stole that dress.
00:46:21It's not stealing
00:46:22if it's a gift.
00:46:25What?
00:46:27Who in their right mind
00:46:28would buy a farm girl designer?
00:46:30Am I not in my right mind?
00:46:32I bought it for Sarah.
00:46:34What?
00:46:36Ah!
00:46:38Looky, looky.
00:46:39The sex creep candidate.
00:46:42Flirting with a pole.
00:46:44Young intern behind
00:46:46his fiancée's back.
00:46:49And speaking of your fiancée,
00:46:50back!
00:46:51I'm going to go change
00:46:52into bath tofu.
00:46:53Just hang on.
00:46:54Where is she?
00:46:55You're concerned for your
00:46:56fiancée, aren't you?
00:46:58I'm not concerned
00:46:59for my fiancée.
00:47:00I'm not concerned
00:47:01for my fiancée.
00:47:02I'm not concerned
00:47:03for my fiancée.
00:47:04I'm not concerned
00:47:05for my fiancée.
00:47:06Your concern
00:47:07for my personal life
00:47:08is touching, Senator.
00:47:09My fiancée will be right here.
00:47:12Isn't that right?
00:47:16Mr. Stinnett,
00:47:17where's your lovely fiancée?
00:47:19Yes, and when exactly
00:47:20are you going to be marrying
00:47:21that pretty girl?
00:47:22Yeah!
00:47:23Topher,
00:47:25where is she?
00:47:26Your woman is in here
00:47:27in five seconds
00:47:29and you will be destroyed,
00:47:33I'm telling you.
00:47:37Darling,
00:47:38is this cranky old man
00:47:39bothering you?
00:47:41Only a little,
00:47:42darling fiancée.
00:47:44Shall we sit for dinner?
00:47:51I have been dying
00:47:53to meet you, Beth.
00:47:57I think you're a fraud
00:47:59and I'm going to be
00:48:00watching you all night.
00:48:02Oh, shit.
00:48:03What am I supposed to do
00:48:04during a five-course meal?
00:48:06Why are there so many
00:48:07forks and spoons?
00:48:09Ladies and gentlemen,
00:48:11as your senator,
00:48:12I am proud to be
00:48:14raising money for
00:48:16for my Bobby boy
00:48:19on the family community council.
00:48:21Yes!
00:48:22Family values,
00:48:24which my opponent Stinnett
00:48:26has none of.
00:48:28I'm going to be
00:48:29raising money for
00:48:30which my opponent Stinnett
00:48:31has none of.
00:48:33First a prostitute
00:48:35and then a sudden fiancée.
00:48:37We know nothing about it.
00:48:40Senator,
00:48:41this isn't a political event.
00:48:43It's charity.
00:48:45Leave the nasty politics
00:48:46aside for the night.
00:48:50I'm sorry you have to
00:48:51sleep without tonight.
00:48:52It's okay.
00:48:54Just pluck my nose
00:48:55when I'm around.
00:48:56Smart.
00:48:57His odor's legendary.
00:49:01Beth,
00:49:03you're an heiress
00:49:05and a political donor?
00:49:08Hmm, funny.
00:49:10Politics is such a small world
00:49:12after all,
00:49:14and I have never seen
00:49:15or heard of you
00:49:16until now.
00:49:18That's funny.
00:49:19I hadn't heard of you either
00:49:21until you started attacking
00:49:22the rights of women
00:49:23and working people.
00:49:25A wealthy heiress
00:49:26who doesn't know
00:49:27the basic banquet table etiquette.
00:49:30Ha!
00:49:33Beth, are you alright?
00:49:34Of course she knows.
00:49:38It's the Forder.
00:49:39Don't coach her, Stinnett!
00:49:40A rich heiress
00:49:41who doesn't know
00:49:43which is the salad fork.
00:49:45What else are you hiding?
00:49:48Senator,
00:49:49these elitist banquets
00:49:50are a little pretentious.
00:49:52I may be rich,
00:49:53but in my heart
00:49:55I'm working class.
00:49:57The kind of people
00:49:58who don't give a damn
00:49:59which fork to use.
00:50:02Like Christopher.
00:50:05I support his campaign
00:50:06because he's a candidate
00:50:07for the people,
00:50:08not the elites
00:50:09like you are, Senator.
00:50:11Ha ha ha!
00:50:12Nice try, girl!
00:50:14My name is Beth,
00:50:15not girl.
00:50:17I'm an independent woman
00:50:18who thinks for myself.
00:50:20The kind of woman you fear
00:50:21because we're going to vote
00:50:22to kick your sexist butt
00:50:24out of office this election.
00:50:26Damn, Beth.
00:50:27Well played.
00:50:29This is outrageous.
00:50:31This is a charity event.
00:50:33This is not a woman's
00:50:34right, feminist,
00:50:36Nazi gathering.
00:50:38If you're so rich,
00:50:40where did you get your money?
00:50:42I want to see your taxes.
00:50:43I want to see your birth certificate.
00:50:46And I demand
00:50:47to know anything.
00:50:49Lane!
00:50:50Is done
00:50:51with your sexist interrogation,
00:50:53Senator.
00:50:55Come on, my lady.
00:50:56Let's dance.
00:51:02Sorry.
00:51:03I know this is one
00:51:04you signed up for,
00:51:05but I really appreciate it.
00:51:07It's okay.
00:51:09I'm having fun with you.
00:51:15Is something wrong?
00:51:17I'm sorry, Beth.
00:51:19I really appreciate
00:51:20you signed up
00:51:21to be my fake fiance
00:51:22in order to save my campaign,
00:51:23but I had my heart
00:51:24set on someone else.
00:51:26Someone I have
00:51:27really real feelings for.
00:51:28Maybe even love.
00:51:30Then listen.
00:51:32I shouldn't act on it
00:51:33because it would be a scandal.
00:51:35The Senator and press
00:51:36would devour me
00:51:37because she's my intern.
00:51:40I think I'm in love
00:51:41with my assistant, Sarah.
00:51:43Really?
00:51:49Oh, my God.
00:51:50He loves me.
00:51:51What?
00:51:52Should I tell him
00:51:53I feel the same way?
00:51:55Well, I know Sarah,
00:51:58and I'm certain
00:51:59that she feels the same
00:52:00about you.
00:52:02Beth, that's the best news
00:52:03I've ever heard.
00:52:04Do you know where Sarah is?
00:52:05I need to talk to her.
00:52:06I want to talk to...
00:52:07Um...
00:52:08She wants to talk to you, too.
00:52:12She'll meet you in your office
00:52:14after this event.
00:52:15Perfect.
00:52:16Thank you, Beth.
00:52:21I'm sorry.
00:52:29He loves me.
00:52:30He loves me!
00:52:32But how will he react
00:52:33when I tell him
00:52:34I've been pretending to be Beth?
00:52:36Will he hate me for it?
00:52:39Sarah.
00:52:41I needed to see you.
00:52:43Me, too.
00:52:44Topher, I need to tell you something.
00:52:45It's something that
00:52:46I've been meaning to tell you
00:52:47for a long time, but...
00:52:50Not now, guys.
00:52:51Yes, now.
00:52:52The intern can wait.
00:52:53Uh, what is the intern doing here
00:52:54alone with you?
00:52:55Sarah and I need a few minutes alone
00:52:57to speak.
00:52:58Could you just give us a few minutes?
00:52:59This is important.
00:53:00A lot more important
00:53:01than whatever you need to talk
00:53:02to some farm girl intern about.
00:53:04You're rising fast in the polls
00:53:05and it's days before the election.
00:53:07You're tied with Senator Hessler,
00:53:08and it's all thanks
00:53:09to your relationship with Beth.
00:53:11People love her.
00:53:12She's our secret weapon.
00:53:14Seriously?
00:53:15People love me,
00:53:16but not the real me.
00:53:18The rich blonde
00:53:19they've been pretending to be.
00:53:20Politics is so ridiculous.
00:53:23I see.
00:53:24It's good news.
00:53:25Just give us a few minutes to talk.
00:53:26No time.
00:53:27We have to do a press conference
00:53:28to keep the momentum going.
00:53:32That's...
00:53:33Wait!
00:53:34We're not doing any press conference
00:53:36until I have a moment alone with Sarah.
00:53:38Now.
00:53:39Jesus, get your priorities straight.
00:53:41What could you possibly need
00:53:42to talk to her about now?
00:53:49Sarah,
00:53:50I've been dying to get you alone
00:53:51for a moment.
00:53:52Too, Topher.
00:53:53I know it's dangerous
00:53:54and scandalous,
00:53:55but I need to tell you that I...
00:54:00Wait.
00:54:10You're Beth.
00:54:11It's you.
00:54:14It's you.
00:54:16It's you.
00:54:18You're Beth.
00:54:19Topher, I wanted to tell you, but I...
00:54:21Sarah.
00:54:22Beth.
00:54:23Whoever you are.
00:54:24Why?
00:54:25I had hardly left the farm my entire life
00:54:28before I came here.
00:54:29But I came here because of you.
00:54:31Because I believed in your campaign.
00:54:33You inspired me.
00:54:34That doesn't explain
00:54:35why you pretended to be a socialite.
00:54:37I wasn't pretending.
00:54:38I was just having fun.
00:54:39I didn't know it was you that night.
00:54:41But then...
00:54:43Then we had that night together.
00:54:46A beautiful, magical night.
00:54:50Then I came to the office,
00:54:52and you walked in.
00:54:54And I knew that if anyone found out
00:54:56you weren't sleeping with your intern...
00:54:59It would ruin my campaign.
00:55:01I had to protect you, Topher.
00:55:04So I pretended to be Beth.
00:55:08Say something, Topher.
00:55:10Please.
00:55:12I have feelings for you, Sarah.
00:55:16I can't.
00:55:17If anyone found out
00:55:18Senator Hessler used this information
00:55:20to destroy you,
00:55:21it would ruin both of us.
00:55:23I'm willing to take that risk.
00:55:26But I can't.
00:55:28I believe in you.
00:55:30Your campaign is too important.
00:55:32I can't jeopardize it.
00:55:34But Sarah, I love you.
00:55:35No.
00:55:37Now if he gets intimate with his assistant,
00:55:39it's game over for all of us.
00:55:42So keep it professional.
00:55:44Please.
00:55:46Don't.
00:55:51Hey, what's going on?
00:55:55The press is outside.
00:55:56They want a statement about your rising polls.
00:55:59Come on, the election's tonight.
00:56:01Please.
00:56:06What the hell does he need to talk to you about so badly?
00:56:09It's nothing. It's none of your business.
00:56:14You're so important to him.
00:56:18This is his speech.
00:56:20Make yourself useful.
00:56:22And give it to him.
00:56:23Now.
00:56:26Hurry.
00:56:31Now you'll be fired.
00:56:33Hick.
00:56:43It's just your speech.
00:56:50Thank you all for coming tonight.
00:56:52I'm here to talk about an urgent issue.
00:57:02You're fired.
00:57:16You know,
00:57:18I could stand up here and give you all a scripted speech,
00:57:20like most politicians.
00:57:23But I'm a different candidate.
00:57:26So why don't we flip the script?
00:57:28You ask me any question,
00:57:30I'll answer.
00:57:33Any questions?
00:57:40This is a serious campaign
00:57:42to defeat an evil senator.
00:57:44But how am I supposed to win
00:57:46if my own staff is sabotaging me
00:57:48with a blank speech?
00:57:50Who gave him the speech?
00:57:52Who?
00:57:54Farm girl did it.
00:57:55I saw her give the speech to him.
00:57:57No, that's not true.
00:57:59So you didn't give him the papers?
00:58:00No.
00:58:01Yes, I did give him the papers.
00:58:03Are you trying to sabotage us?
00:58:05Are you working for Senator Hessler?
00:58:08I didn't do that.
00:58:09We have to fire her.
00:58:11That's right.
00:58:12Fire the incompetent.
00:58:15Wait.
00:58:16Rebecca gave me the papers
00:58:17and told me to give them to him.
00:58:20You pathetic lying hick.
00:58:22I'm not a liar.
00:58:24And stop calling me a hick.
00:58:26Enough.
00:58:29I can't believe that Sarah would do this.
00:58:32She's a good person.
00:58:33I want her to stick around no matter what.
00:58:35She gave you the papers.
00:58:37There's one easy way to prove this.
00:58:39Check the printer ID.
00:58:41See who printed out these pages.
00:58:42What?
00:58:43But Sarah did it.
00:58:45She did it.
00:58:46Case closed.
00:58:47The end.
00:58:48Fire her.
00:58:49The case is closed, Rebecca.
00:58:51Your ID code was used to print the pages out.
00:58:56No, I...
00:58:57It's not what it looks like.
00:58:59This is your final warning.
00:59:01You do one more thing to ruin my campaign
00:59:03or demean Sarah one more time
00:59:06and you're fired.
00:59:09I need to speak with you.
00:59:10Alone.
00:59:11Topher.
00:59:12Mr. Stinnett.
00:59:14I can't.
00:59:16I won't be the reason to stay in the election, so...
00:59:21Let's keep it professional.
00:59:22Wait, Sarah.
00:59:23Sir!
00:59:24Sir!
00:59:27You're needed in the film studio for your final campaign ad.
00:59:30Forget about the intern.
00:59:32We need to go.
00:59:33Now.
00:59:34I'm only going if Sarah goes.
00:59:40Why?
00:59:42Senator Hessler's reckless...
00:59:46I mean, radical ideas.
00:59:48Cut.
00:59:49Topher, what's going on?
00:59:51I'm fine.
00:59:52Let's just go for another take.
00:59:53What the hell did you do for him, girl?
00:59:55What did you say to him in his office?
00:59:57For once in your life, Rebecca, just leave me alone.
01:00:00Leave you alone?
01:00:01I don't know what you did,
01:00:03but I know that this is somehow your fault.
01:00:05You screwed with the candidate's mind
01:00:07and now he's going to lose.
01:00:08No, I only want him to win.
01:00:10Well, whatever you're doing,
01:00:12you're doing a terrible job, idiot.
01:00:15Action.
01:00:16I'm Christopher Stinnett.
01:00:17Vote for me, Stinnett.
01:00:19Senate.
01:00:20Vote for the Senate.
01:00:21And I'm here to talk about love.
01:00:26Cut.
01:00:27Cut.
01:00:28Topher, what's going on?
01:00:33Why are you looking at an intern?
01:00:38It's just, Stinnett.
01:00:40I'm here.
01:00:41I just want to see you do your best.
01:00:43I know you can win this, so...
01:00:46Let's see it.
01:00:47Let's go.
01:00:48Again, another take.
01:00:52Senator Hesler runs on fear and hatred.
01:00:56I'm a different kind of candidate.
01:00:58I believe everyone deserves respect and admiration.
01:01:01Whether you're a high-powered CEO
01:01:03or a working girl on a farm,
01:01:05I believe that everyone should follow their heart
01:01:07and their passions,
01:01:08whether it's popular or not.
01:01:10Love conquers hate,
01:01:12and love is worth taking risks for.
01:01:15This election, don't let fear control you.
01:01:18Follow your heart.
01:01:20Vote for love.
01:01:22I'm Christopher Stinnett,
01:01:24and I approve this message.
01:01:26Cut.
01:01:27That was fantastic.
01:01:29Bravo.
01:01:30Woo!
01:01:32What's gotten into you, man?
01:01:36Let's keep filming.
01:01:37You can give orders to your intern later.
01:01:40I'm tired of later.
01:01:41I want to talk now.
01:01:44Mr. Stinnett.
01:01:45Don't call me Mr. Stinnett.
01:01:47To you, it's just Topher.
01:01:51Excuse me?
01:01:53Where are you going?
01:01:54That was great, sir.
01:01:58Before you say anything,
01:02:01Sarah, I want you.
01:02:03I need you.
01:02:05Topher, what about the election?
01:02:06Screw politics.
01:02:07You're more important.
01:02:09I don't care how it affects the campaign.
01:02:11I want to be together, for real,
01:02:13if you do.
01:02:20I love you.
01:02:21I love you.
01:02:22I love you.
01:02:23I love you.
01:02:24I love you.
01:02:25I love you.
01:02:26I love you.
01:02:27I love you.
01:02:28I love you.
01:02:29I love you.
01:02:30I love you.
01:02:31I love you.
01:02:32I love you.
01:02:33I love you.
01:02:34I love you.
01:02:35I love you.
01:02:36I love you.
01:02:37I love you.
01:02:38I love you.
01:02:39I love you.
01:02:40I love you.
01:02:41I love you.
01:02:42I love you.
01:02:43I love you.
01:02:44I love you.
01:02:45I love you.
01:02:46I love you.
01:02:47I love you.
01:02:49I love you.
01:03:02I love you.
01:03:04That was so beautiful.
01:03:06Sarah, I want to thank you.
01:03:08For what?
01:03:09You've made me happy.
01:03:10Truly happy.
01:03:12I've been so focused on my career,
01:03:15I've never had a chance to feel love like this.
01:03:17I feel the same way.
01:03:19When I win, the first thing I'm gonna do is let the whole world know you're my girl.
01:03:24You will win, Mr. Future Senator.
01:03:29We need to commemorate this moment with a drink.
01:03:34Be careful.
01:03:36Ouch.
01:03:38Are you okay?
01:03:40Yeah, I just cut my finger.
01:03:42Don't move.
01:03:45I won't let you get hurt again.
01:03:49It's not a big deal.
01:03:52Don't move.
01:04:08I don't care who sees us together.
01:04:10I'm still your intern. The world still thinks you're engaged to Beth.
01:04:13Beth.
01:04:19We've been trying to reach you.
01:04:22Damn.
01:04:23What's going on? Are you having an affair?
01:04:27Is there someone in here?
01:04:29I'm entitled to my privacy. Get out.
01:04:32This is a political campaign. There's no such thing as privacy.
01:04:38Sorry, Beth. I...
01:04:41Topher, I didn't realize you were with your fiancée.
01:04:43What happened to your finger, Beth?
01:04:45Can't handle all the candidates' passion in the bedroom?
01:04:47Enough, Rebecca. Get out.
01:04:50I apologize, sir. I came to tell you we're officially tied in the polls.
01:04:54We'll see you in the morning.
01:04:59Did you hear that?
01:05:01It's a few more days without any scandals, and you'll be a U.S. Senator.
01:05:05You better call for some celebration.
01:05:08Where were you?
01:05:15Farm girl, give me a pen quickly.
01:05:19Your finger is injured, just like...
01:05:21Excuse me.
01:05:22No, why would he fire me? I'm the one who set it up. I called Beth.
01:05:26Topher, I wasn't sure if I should come, but Sarah convinced me to.
01:05:31Holy shit.
01:05:34Holy shit.
01:05:37You are Beth.
01:05:39Rebecca, please keep your voice down.
01:05:41You lying slut.
01:05:44I don't know how it works on the corn farm, but in the real world, there are consequences.
01:05:50Do you know what this means?
01:05:53A candidate for Senate sleeping with his intern?
01:05:57This will be a huge scandal.
01:05:59Christopher will lose the election.
01:06:02Thank you for the reminder, but no one will know if you don't...
01:06:05How did a dumb, poor farm girl like you seduce the hottest, most eligible bachelor in the state?
01:06:15Did you drug him or something?
01:06:17He should have been mine.
01:06:19Just keep your voice down.
01:06:21What is going on?
01:06:23I warned you about yelling at Sarah.
01:06:25I just found out you're sleeping with this slut.
01:06:28Not only is it shocking, it'll end your career.
01:06:34I know that you do not care about her, so just dump her now and we'll figure it out.
01:06:40I don't care about her.
01:06:44I love her.
01:06:48I don't care about her.
01:06:52I love her.
01:06:55Sorry, I was on a call. What's going on here?
01:06:58Topher, I need your help finalizing this press release. Let's go.
01:07:03He should be mine, you stupid, lying, slutty, corn-growing hick.
01:07:09For the last time, my family grows Brussels sprouts.
01:07:12And remember what happened the last time you called me a hick?
01:07:15Topher threatened to fire you.
01:07:17Just think what my boyfriend will do when he finds out.
01:07:22Oh no, farm girl, you should really be more careful.
01:07:27I'm sorry.
01:07:32I'm fine, I'm okay.
01:07:35Did you do this?
01:07:37What? No, of course not.
01:07:41I warned you, Rebecca.
01:07:43If the hick says I pushed her, she's lying.
01:07:46I warned you about the name-calling.
01:07:48I will not tolerate members of my staff being cruel.
01:07:52I didn't.
01:07:54You're fired.
01:07:56What?
01:07:58That stupid bitch lied.
01:08:00No, Topher, you can't fire your senior staff this close to election night.
01:08:04Yes, I can.
01:08:06You evil bitch. I'll make you pay.
01:08:11This is a big mistake.
01:08:16I will always protect you, Sarah.
01:08:18I know, Topher.
01:08:20But aren't you worried now that she knows
01:08:22that she's going to go and tell Senator Hessler and the media you're sleeping with your intern?
01:08:27I promise I can be with you.
01:08:29But...
01:08:30Don't worry. Rebecca's just jealous.
01:08:33She cares about this campaign too much to destroy it.
01:08:36I don't care about that right now.
01:08:38All I care about is you.
01:08:40Did you mean it when you said that you love me?
01:08:45Of course I did.
01:08:47I love you, Sarah.
01:08:50I love you, too.
01:08:58Sarah, what do you think about this line for the debate tonight?
01:09:05I like it.
01:09:06Glad you like it.
01:09:12I think that's enough input from the intern.
01:09:15We have an election tomorrow and a debate against Hessler in a couple of hours.
01:09:20No more distractions.
01:09:22Let's go.
01:09:25Come on, get your head in the game.
01:09:27Trust me, I'm all wound up.
01:09:29Sarah, would you care to join us?
01:09:31No, Topher, she's not coming. You're engaged to Beth.
01:09:34I'm not going to let the media see the lusty ways you look at your intern.
01:09:38She's not coming!
01:09:46When he goes low, you go high.
01:09:49In the debate, I need you to emphasize love over hate.
01:09:53Hey, right here. Get that?
01:09:55Yeah. Where's Sarah?
01:10:06Hi, I'm Sarah from Christopher's Senate campaign. He's expecting me.
01:10:10Sarah, yes. Here you are.
01:10:14His campaign manager specifically told me to keep you out. Go away.
01:10:18But...
01:10:28Hi, I'm here for my fiancé's interview. My name's...
01:10:31I know who you are. You're Beth. Please, go right in.
01:10:35Oh, and good luck tonight.
01:10:39Sarah, I'm so glad you're here.
01:10:42I'm so glad you're here. You're my good luck charm.
01:10:50Sorry, Beth, I...
01:10:52Wait, Sarah?
01:10:54You're sleeping with your intern?
01:10:56Oh my God.
01:10:58Beth doesn't even exist.
01:11:00It's been Sarah this whole time?
01:11:02Calm down.
01:11:04I ordered you not to come here!
01:11:06You're a scandal waiting to happen!
01:11:08We're in love. He wants me at this debate.
01:11:11Stupid!
01:11:12Hey! That's my girl.
01:11:15Your girl? Jesus, Topher, this is a disaster!
01:11:19You've let this little farm girl hijack your entire campaign!
01:11:23Dump her now, and kick her out.
01:11:27Or I'll resign as your campaign manager.
01:11:31Sarah, the election is in two days.
01:11:35I can't do this without a brilliant campaign manager.
01:11:37Congratulations, Sarah.
01:11:39You're my new campaign manager.
01:11:41What?
01:11:42Your services are no longer needed.
01:11:46Good luck winning without me.
01:11:54Go out there.
01:11:56Kick some girl's ass, Beth.
01:12:03Hey, Barbie slut.
01:12:06Becca, Topher fired you. What are you doing out there?
01:12:09Are you even here?
01:12:11I'm working for Senator Hussle.
01:12:13And I told him everything.
01:12:15How Topher is sleeping with you.
01:12:17He's intern.
01:12:21This debate is about to be a bloodbath.
01:12:23Becca, I can't believe you defected to the enemy because you hate me that much.
01:12:28You really are so endless.
01:12:30What are you going to do about it, farm girl?
01:12:32Try and fight me?
01:12:35No, I don't fight.
01:12:37I go to war.
01:12:40We are live for the Senate debate between Senator Hessler and his challenger, Christopher Stinnett.
01:12:47That's a lie, Senator.
01:12:49We saw you fire a gun indoors at a press conference.
01:12:53We all saw the video.
01:12:55What video?
01:12:57If there was a video with an AI fake.
01:13:02You are really getting nasty in the dirt.
01:13:06Like a farm girl.
01:13:10You and your boyfriend are about to be drowning in scandal.
01:13:13And speaking of farm girls, you have one as your intern, right?
01:13:19Stinnett, are you sleeping with your intern?
01:13:24You are having an unethical, immoral, disgusting, tawdry affair with one of your employees.
01:13:36Your intern!
01:13:38I...
01:13:40Hang on.
01:13:41No.
01:13:43This.
01:13:48What are you smiling about?
01:13:50Your boyfriend is about to be destroyed.
01:13:54Topher sees the best in people.
01:13:56But on the farm, I learned to trust my gut.
01:13:59I knew you would do something desperate when he fired you.
01:14:03So I prepared for this.
01:14:06You rang, Sarah?
01:14:08How the hell can a maid help you?
01:14:12All you have to do is tell the truth.
01:14:21Candy.
01:14:23I mean, who are you?
01:14:25You've spent your entire campaign mocking and demeaning women.
01:14:29Now it's time for me to give you a taste of your own medicine.
01:14:34Aw, come on, Senator H.
01:14:36You know me.
01:14:38I didn't sleep with your opponent like you paid me to.
01:14:42But I sure did sleep with you, big boy.
01:14:47I am a religious, moral family man, and I did not have sex with this woman.
01:15:03Now turn that damn thing off!
01:15:05We have a bigger scandal right here.
01:15:08Topher is not only screwing his intern.
01:15:12His fiancé isn't real.
01:15:15He lied, he lied, he lied.
01:15:18Christopher Stanton.
01:15:20He slept with his intern.
01:15:22Then he lied to all of you to pretend that his fiancé was a socialite.
01:15:31I...
01:15:32After we destroy your life tonight, you'll have no choice but to run home to your little corn farm.
01:15:38I...
01:15:39I, I, I...
01:15:40You lied!
01:15:41Admit it!
01:15:42And then drop out of this race in disgrace!
01:15:46Fool!
01:15:54You're right.
01:15:56I wasn't honest about my personal life.
01:15:59You all deserve the truth, straight from me.
01:16:03Scandal!
01:16:04Godless, unethical, immoral, lying S.O.B.!
01:16:10I did lie.
01:16:12But the difference between us...
01:16:15You lied for cruelty and power.
01:16:19I did it for love.
01:16:22Sarah, I love you, and I want everyone to know it.
01:16:26I care more about you than I care about winning this election.
01:16:31Will you please come on to the debate stage with me?
01:16:33He wants me to go on national TV?
01:16:36Don't do it, Hick.
01:16:38I can do this.
01:16:40For Topher.
01:16:46What in the hell are you doing?
01:16:49This is a T.P.D., a televised political debate!
01:16:53You can't bring prom!
01:16:54You think all women are objects?
01:16:57Sarah is not a promising woman.
01:17:01This is highly irregular.
01:17:03This is cheating.
01:17:04This is rigging the election.
01:17:06And this girl's got no business...
01:17:07No.
01:17:08My name is Sarah, not girl.
01:17:11You want to talk about rights?
01:17:14You've been fighting to take away women's rights, Senator.
01:17:18You've demeaned and degraded women for far too long.
01:17:21Shut up.
01:17:23Sit down, woman!
01:17:24No.
01:17:26I'm showing you what it's like to finally have a powerful woman stand up to you,
01:17:30you sexist whore.
01:17:33Give him hell, babe.
01:17:35I'm not his intern.
01:17:37I'm his campaign manager.
01:17:40What?
01:17:41When I first met this woman, it was a case of mistaken identity.
01:17:46I didn't know she was my intern, and she didn't know I was her boss.
01:17:49Topher thought I was a socialite named Beth.
01:17:52And because Senator Hessler is a psychopath who was stalking Topher in an attempt to bring him down,
01:17:59I was afraid to create a scandal.
01:18:02So, yes, I pretended to be Beth in public.
01:18:05But I didn't fall in love with Beth.
01:18:08I fell in love with Sarah.
01:18:10Some things are more important than elections, than politics.
01:18:15But I love you, Sarah.
01:18:17Win, win or lose, I want to be with you.
01:18:20OMG, I am so confused.
01:18:24Is it Beth? Is it Sarah? Is it Clark Kent? Is it Spider-Man?
01:18:27Either way, you guys had an illicit affair, and you lied about your engagement.
01:18:32For once, Senator, you're right.
01:18:35We're not engaged.
01:18:38But I'm here to correct that.
01:18:49Sarah, I love you.
01:18:51Whether I win or lose this election, I don't want to lose you.
01:18:55Will you marry me?
01:18:56Yes, of course I'll marry you.
01:19:08Ah, no!
01:19:10I will have you criminally investigated.
01:19:13I've done it before.
01:19:15I've stolen so much money from the Senate.
01:19:19I'm rich, and I'll use this money to destroy you.
01:19:22And to bribe prosecutors to investigate you.
01:19:28No!
01:19:29Senator, stop talking!
01:19:32It's about time you admitted to your crime, Senator.
01:19:35Hey, I didn't mean it!
01:19:37It's all taken out of context.
01:19:40If you see a clip of me on some video admitting crimes,
01:19:44it is a fake A.I. video!
01:19:47A cheap, fake, fake news!
01:19:49Commercial, no!
01:19:51What?
01:20:02Senator, we can figure this out.
01:20:05Silence you incompetent woman!
01:20:08Go! Talk to the media!
01:20:10Get them to report Senate scandal!
01:20:14I tried.
01:20:15They don't care.
01:20:17They love him and his farm girl love story.
01:20:20Farm girl?
01:20:21Ooh, that is kind of hot.
01:20:23I can't lose this election!
01:20:26Oh, shark!
01:20:28I've made a huge mistake.
01:20:32You made a nicer mistake.
01:20:36No matter what happens, you ran a good campaign.
01:20:40I'm forever grateful for all you've earned.
01:20:43No regrets.
01:20:45You crushed Senator Hessler in the debate,
01:20:48but he has a big base of support.
01:20:51This will be an extremely close election.
01:20:5450-50 coin toss.
01:20:56You need to relax.
01:20:57Come with me.
01:21:03As your campaign manager, I disagree with the staff.
01:21:07The voters don't want cruelty.
01:21:09They want hope.
01:21:11I think you'll win in a landslide.
01:21:13I hope so.
01:21:15But if I lose, it's not your fault.
01:21:18No matter what, I still love you and I can't wait to marry you.
01:21:21Me too.
01:21:23But you won't lose.
01:21:24An election this close?
01:21:26It'll take hours for the results to come in.
01:21:29I think I know what we can do to kill some time together.
01:21:34They're about to call it!
01:21:40Senator Hessler has been defeated!
01:21:43This is a landslide for Christopher Stinnett, our new U.S. Senator!
01:21:50Yes!
01:21:56Mr. Senator-elect.
01:22:01Sarah, you won because of me.
01:22:05You were right.
01:22:06Congratulations, both of you.
01:22:09Great victory and great engagement.
01:22:14Yes!
01:22:22Senator, she's coming.
01:22:33I'm the luckiest man in Washington.
01:22:36Because I have you.
01:22:39I'm more like you.
01:22:41When I left the farm, I wanted to help change the world.
01:22:44But I never imagined I would end up here.
01:22:47Okay, let's get to the end.
01:22:49And now I pronounce you Senator and wife.
01:22:59Woo!
01:23:01Yeah!
01:23:03Mrs. Senator,
01:23:06Mrs. Senator, the honeymoon can wait.
01:23:09First, let's change the world.
01:23:13Get us a copy of our Women's Right Amendment.
01:23:15Let's make this thing into law.
01:23:18Yeah!