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00:00Now, let's start the first part of the TV show.
00:03What are we going to do today?
00:05Yes.
00:06I will never forgive you.
00:08You're so angry.
00:10Who are you angry at?
00:12Kikuta.
00:13Kikuta?
00:14Hanako's Kikuta?
00:15Hanako's Kikuta.
00:17So, in this episode,
00:19I want to meet Mario's Koopa and defeat him.
00:22I want to defeat both Koopa and Kikuta.
00:25Kikuta helped us last time.
00:27No, no, last time.
00:28Kikuta helped us last time.
00:31At the end.
00:32In the first place,
00:33Daigo, who is not good at games,
00:35started this project because he had never met Koopa.
00:39In the past three episodes,
00:41he tried to defeat Koopa in Mario 3.
00:44You have to jump a lot.
00:46Two more times.
00:48OK.
00:49One more time.
00:50One more time.
00:51You're fast.
00:52You're fast.
00:55You're fast in the third time.
00:58And the last chance.
01:00Give me a big mama.
01:02Kikuta.
01:03Kikuta.
01:04Kikuta.
01:05It's over with Kikuta.
01:07It's over with Kikuta.
01:09It's my first time on TV.
01:11It's over with Kikuta.
01:12I didn't know what to do.
01:14It's over with Kikuta.
01:15Let's support Daigo who didn't have a Famicom.
01:19Will he be able to defeat Koopa for the first time in his life?
01:32You're late.
01:33What is this?
01:40It's a normal kid next to Minami.
01:44It's a normal kid who sometimes comes out with a touch.
01:47Let's continue from the last episode.
01:49We're back from the fortress where the boss of World 2 is.
01:52You're going to defeat him, right?
01:54That turtle?
01:55The white one.
01:56I have to hit it here, right?
01:57That's right.
01:58And this is a boomerang.
02:01Wait a minute.
02:02Was there something like this?
02:03Did I do this?
02:05Maybe you didn't.
02:06Boomerang.
02:07You're too small to hit it.
02:09Step on it.
02:11Step on it.
02:12All right.
02:13OK.
02:14It's like a horse.
02:17It was a normal turtle.
02:19Now it's a boomerang.
02:21It's a boomerang turtle.
02:22You defeated it by dodging the boomerang twice.
02:24This is good.
02:25Everyone, look forward to it.
02:27Today is Koopa.
02:30Let's do it.
02:31I'm scared of where Koopa is.
02:36Skeleton turtle.
02:38Skeleton turtle is scary.
02:41I won't do it if you do that.
02:44I'm scared.
02:45I'm scared of people like that.
02:48Skeleton turtles come back to life.
02:50Should I not defeat it?
02:52It was a good turtle.
02:55It did a bad thing.
02:56It was defeated by Koopa.
02:58That's good.
02:59It came back to life.
03:00It's coming.
03:01What should I do?
03:02This is it.
03:03It's not a big deal.
03:06It won't disappear.
03:07This is not funny.
03:08It won't disappear.
03:09It won't disappear.
03:11It's big.
03:12It's dangerous.
03:13It's TERESA.
03:15Don't look back.
03:16Don't look back.
03:20Wait a minute.
03:21Let's organize it.
03:22It can't be stepped on.
03:24Look at TERESA.
03:25It won't come?
03:26Yes.
03:27It's like Daruma-san fell.
03:30Look at TERESA.
03:32It's okay if it's here.
03:33I'm looking at it now.
03:34It's like this.
03:35Jump like this.
03:36It's high. It's dangerous.
03:37It's dangerous.
03:38What should I do?
03:40Go forward a little and look back.
03:42Look back.
03:43That's right.
03:44That's right.
03:45Should I go in there?
03:47That's right.
03:48It's here.
03:49Jump.
03:52It's dangerous.
03:53I was about to betray you.
03:56TERESA is coming.
03:57There is only one left.
03:59You shouldn't take too much time.
04:01That's right.
04:02It's great.
04:03It's a great way to do it.
04:05Don't look over there and go up.
04:06That's right.
04:07Okay.
04:09It's not here yet.
04:10It's GIZA.
04:11It's GIZA.
04:12It's GIZA.
04:13It's coming from GIZA.
04:14Wait a minute.
04:15It's coming from KOKANA.
04:18That's right.
04:22It's the last line.
04:24I might be defeated little by little.
04:29Go back and pull it.
04:32Look forward.
04:34It's amazing.
04:35There is an alien here.
04:37It's Shigani Miba.
04:38It's Shigani Miba.
04:39Go forward.
04:40It's over if you go forward.
04:41It's over.
04:42I think it's Shigani Miba.
04:43Jump and do this.
04:44That's right.
04:46It's game over.
04:47That's right.
04:49Good.
04:51It's very good.
04:52Do you turn around once in front of DOSUN?
04:54Stop and turn around here.
04:56This is difficult.
04:58Good.
04:59Turn around, DOSUN.
05:06I can't do it.
05:07I'm sorry.
05:08I'll tie you up.
05:09I'll tie you up.
05:10I'm sorry.
05:12It's coming from 2-1.
05:14You did a very difficult thing.
05:16That's right.
05:17It was a chance.
05:18You have to do it again from here.
05:21But, I can make it bigger.
05:24With a mushroom.
05:26I can make it bigger.
05:27What is it?
05:28It's a mushroom.
05:29What is he?
05:30He is a doctor.
05:32I was defeated in the same place as you.
05:36I have to go to this place.
05:38That's right.
05:39It's okay to go here.
05:40Don't rush.
05:41That's right.
05:44Okay.
05:45It's close.
05:47Let's go.
05:48Let's go.
05:49Defeat the turtle.
05:50Go as far as you can.
05:51Go as far as you can.
05:52Hurry up.
05:54Go as far as you can.
05:55It's over.
05:56It's over.
05:57It was short.
05:59It's a scary mushroom.
06:00It's a scary mushroom.
06:01It's a scary mushroom.
06:02It's a scary mushroom.
06:03The dragon is the scariest.
06:07I can jump further.
06:08I can jump further.
06:09I can jump further.
06:15You understand it, don't you?
06:16You understand it, don't you?
06:17Of course.
06:18I understand it.
06:19I also understand it.
06:20I also noticed that I was under pressure.
06:22I like the coupe.
06:23I like the coupe.
06:24The dragon is coming.
06:26The dragon is coming.
06:27It's a bungee.
06:28It's a bungee.
06:30It's really difficult.
06:31This is hard.
06:32I'll do it.
06:34I'll beat Cooper.
06:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:40What? What? What?
06:40Something's happening!
06:42It's over.
06:44It's the same.
06:46It's almost the same.
06:48The fire dragon is coming through!
06:50Fire dragon!
06:51Fire dragon!
06:52Fire dragon!
06:54Wait, is the fire dragon coming through?
06:56Wow!
06:57Fire dragon!
06:58Fire dragon!
07:00Don't give up yet.
07:03That's six, right?
07:05That jump is six, right?
07:09That's really six, right?
07:11You did this, right?
07:13I'm sorry.
07:14You should have done it.
07:15I was doing this.
07:17The race is getting harder and harder.
07:20I'm scared.
07:21Don't go!
07:23Why are you going that way?
07:26While they're struggling,
07:27the fire snake is...
07:29I'm scared.
07:31This is tough.
07:33I'll change it to I want to beat the fire dragon.
07:36It's stronger than Cooper.
07:41The fire dragon.
07:42It's as fast as your house.
07:45It's as fast as your house.
07:47It's as fast as the pace of your house.
07:50It's as fast as my driving license.
07:52I'm going to beat the fire dragon.
07:55I'm going to beat the fire dragon.
07:58I'm going to beat the fire dragon.
07:59The fire dragon.
08:00Huh?
08:01Do you know the short jump of the fire dragon?
08:05If you get close to it, you can't do the short jump.
08:08That's why I can't go down.
08:10That's amazing.
08:11It's as fast as my driving license.
08:15It's as fast as my driving license.
08:16You're good at it.
08:18You were talking at that time.
08:20The fire dragon...
08:22You were talking at that time.
08:24The fire dragon.
08:25Huh?
08:27Do you know the short jump of the fire dragon?
08:29I know.
08:30If you get close to it, you can't do the short jump.
08:32You're good at it.
08:34All right!
08:35Okay.
08:36Change it.
08:37That's amazing.
08:38I'm going to beat the fire dragon.
08:42I'm going to beat Cooper.
08:46I'm going to beat Cooper.
08:50I'm going to beat Cooper.
08:51I'm going to beat Cooper.
08:53Take it.
08:54It's dangerous.
08:56It's dangerous.
08:58It's dangerous.
09:01It's dangerous.
09:02I'm going to beat Cooper at the end.
09:04I'm going to beat Cooper at the end.
09:07All right.
09:11What is this place?
09:13First, let's go to the top of the mountain.
09:15Wait a minute.
09:17It's coming in.
09:17Will it be buried?
09:18It's possible.
09:20You're good at it.
09:23The fire ball.
09:25What are you going to do?
09:26I think it's okay to fall there.
09:28I think it's okay to fall there.
09:30Okay.
09:33Okay, one more.
09:34Okay, one more.
09:35It's like the beginning of a movie.
09:36It's like the beginning of a movie.
09:37It's like the beginning of a movie.
09:39After that, he became a small Mario.
09:41After that, he became a small Mario.
09:44The sea is strong.
09:46The sea is strong.
09:47I've reached the goal.
09:48I know.
09:49There's always something here.
09:50There's always something here.
09:51There's always something here.
09:53I've cleared it.
09:55I've cleared it.
09:56With two left, he finally arrives at the fort.
10:03I'm going to go back there as soon as possible.
10:06Wow.
10:07What's that?
10:08Come here.
10:11You should be a teacher.
10:14I want to be a teacher.
10:15I want to be a teacher.
10:17I want to be a teacher of NSC.
10:19Let's do it once.
10:21I want to be a teacher of NSC.
10:24I'll monitor what you teach.
10:26I'll monitor what you teach.
10:27I'll go back as soon as I jump.
10:29I'll go back as soon as I jump.
10:31I'll go back as soon as I jump.
10:32Go.
10:33I'm scared.
10:35I'm scared.
10:37What should I do?
10:37I did it.
10:38I did it.
10:40I think there's something there.
10:42I think there's something there.
10:43If you grow up as a mushroom,
10:45If you grow up as a mushroom,
10:47If you grow up as a mushroom,
10:49I see.
10:50You can go slowly.
10:51Can I do that?
10:53There's still more.
10:55Don't play a game.
10:57You did the same thing in the M-1.
10:59You did the same thing in the M-1.
11:00You suggested a tricky game.
11:03I thought I'd do it.
11:04I thought I'd do it.
11:07The result is good.
11:07The result is good.
11:10That's good.
11:11What?
11:13Rolling.
11:14Rolling.
11:16M-1.
11:19This is what happens when you say this.
11:23I'll do it again.
11:24I'm tired.
11:25What should I do?
11:26I'm hungry.
11:29I can't laugh now.
11:33I don't think it's a stuffed animal.
11:36Call KIKUTAR.
11:37KIKUTAR.
11:38Please.
11:40KIKUTAR.
11:41Please.
11:44Let's go to KUPPA.
11:47I want to beat Mario's KUPPA.
11:50KIKUTAR will go to the fortress.
11:55I did it.
11:57I can beat Mario with this.
12:04That's right.
12:05That's right.
12:07DAIGO, you should learn B-DASH.
12:13It's a little difficult.
12:16I don't know why I asked you.
12:20I don't like everything.
12:23Why do you say that?
12:25If you can do it, let's do it.
12:28You are good.
12:30You are the best.
12:32I can beat Mario with B-DASH.
12:35But I have TERESA, so I'll do it slowly.
12:38You are calm.
12:41You are a good coach.
12:43You run away when you go up.
12:45You are calm.
12:48You are very good.
12:50You can beat KUPPA.
12:52You jump over there.
12:54Don't talk to me.
12:56What are you talking about?
12:57I don't know which one you want to hear.
13:00We are coaching each other.
13:03I see.
13:04He will fall.
13:06That's great.
13:07That's good.
13:08Run and stop.
13:11That's dangerous.
13:14That's B-DASH.
13:17That's B-DASH.
13:20Enter.
13:21That's KUPPA.
13:23That's great.
13:25I will beat KUPPA.
13:26I will beat KUPPA.
13:28I will do it three times.
13:31Don't do that.
13:36Don't do that.
13:37You stepped on me.
13:39Why did you step on me?
13:41You can't do it once.
13:42I will do it three times.
13:44You are very good.
13:48You are very good.
13:50You are very good.
13:53You are very good.
13:55You are very good.
13:56What are you doing?
13:58You are very good.
14:02You are very good.
14:06He is back to the boss.
14:09Please step back a little.
14:12Please step back a little.
14:15Run away.
14:17Run away.
14:21You are very good.
14:24Don't press the A button.
14:25You will be able to jump.
14:28Run away.
14:29Please step back a little.
14:30Don't press the A button.
14:33You will be able to jump.
14:34Don't press the A button.
14:35You will be able to jump.
14:37Please step back a little.
14:40Let's go.
14:42Jump.
14:43You are very good.
14:46I panicked because I made a mistake in the first round.
14:50I thought I would be defeated.
14:53You can do it.
14:54You are calm now.
14:55Do it again.
14:57You can't do it now.
14:59You can't do it now.
15:01Run away.
15:03I made a big mistake in the first round.
15:07I made a big mistake in the second round.
15:09Will the movement change?
15:10The movement will change.
15:13The movement will change.
15:15I made a big mistake in the third round.
15:19You are very good.
15:24There is only one left.
15:27I made a big mistake in the fourth round.
15:29I made a big mistake in the fifth round.
15:33I made a big mistake in the sixth round.
15:36This is the first big mistake in this area.
15:41I made a big mistake in the seventh round.
15:43You are like a woman.
15:47You are like a woman.
15:52You are like a woman in the team.
15:55You are like a makeup artist.
15:57I made a big mistake in the eighth round.
16:00You will make a mistake in the first round.
16:03You will make a big mistake in the first round.
16:05You are in danger.
16:06You are in danger.
16:10What should you do?
16:11You should wait at the corner.
16:15You can jump and fall.
16:18You can jump and fall.
16:21This is good.
16:23This is good.
16:27This is good.
16:32This is good.
16:36This is a big success.
16:39You can't move for a while if you jump.
16:42You can't move for a while if you jump.
16:43You should aim for the place where you landed.
16:45You should aim for the place where you landed.
16:47This is good.
16:50This is fast.
16:52You are in danger.
16:56You are in danger.
16:58Can I escape?
16:59Can I escape?
17:03Do you want to fall?
17:05Jump.
17:09Do you want to fall?
17:13Do you want to fall?
17:16Do you want to fall?
17:22I'm scared of this guy.
17:24This guy is really strong!
17:26Cooper is crazy!
17:28Cooper is crazy!
17:30That's amazing.
17:32Cooper is crazy!
17:34Even so, Daigo got the hang of it.
17:36Once again, he is in a big state and
17:38is able to defeat the boss.
17:42I did it!
17:44Jump!
17:46Run away!
17:48It's dangerous!
17:50It's dangerous!
17:52It's dangerous!
17:54It's dangerous!
17:56It's dangerous!
17:58It's dangerous!
18:00He is still alive!
18:02I'm scared!
18:04He is still alive!
18:06I'm going to eat Vegeta!
18:08I don't think I could see it from the screen.
18:10It's an aerial battle.
18:12He will come if you jump.
18:14So don't jump.
18:16Aim at where he jumped and jump.
18:18Don't jump!
18:20But he jumped!
18:22That's amazing!
18:24But he jumped!
18:26That's amazing!
18:28There are three left.
18:30You can do it.
18:32He is strong.
18:34You can defeat Cooper every time.
18:36You won't be defeated in vain here.
18:40This has no meaning!
18:42I just did a B dash.
18:44The thing I hate the most is that it has no meaning.
18:46There are two left.
18:48He is in a good condition and reaches the boss.
18:52Daigo comes here than I expected.
18:54He comes here than I expected.
18:56You don't have to jump over him.
18:58You don't have to jump over him.
19:00You don't have to jump over him.
19:02You should jump over him.
19:08He is like that.
19:10You should say that.
19:12You should say that.
19:14I don't know, you know.
19:17It's still big.
19:18Let's run away.
19:19I'm going.
19:20You can do it.
19:21Jump!
19:22Run with the horse!
19:23It's OK, it's fine.
19:24OK, OK.
19:25We're going to fly.
19:26Don't fly.
19:27It's going to fly.
19:28It's going to fly.
19:29Amazing!
19:30Next, this guy.
19:32Let's go for the base.
19:35I'm frustrated!
19:36Keep going, Zabungle.
19:39I'm frustrated!
19:41Last chance.
19:43I thought it was a good chance.
19:45One more time!
19:49He wants to beat Mario's Koopa.
19:51He's already been recording for an hour,
19:53so he only has one more to go.
19:55I'm begging you, let's beat him.
19:57It's the same.
19:59Seriously, it's exactly the same as last time.
20:03No, it won't end.
20:05It won't end, it won't end.
20:07I already know.
20:09At times like this, I can do it at the end.
20:11I'll use this weird water.
20:13It's not a variety show.
20:15It's not like that.
20:17It'll be cool if I can do it at the end.
20:21It's okay, it's okay!
20:23It's okay!
20:25This guy is amazing!
20:29What is this?
20:31I can't do it anymore.
20:33For Kikuta to go this far,
20:35just once.
20:37Just once.
20:39Just once.
20:41With Kikuta's tail wagging,
20:43even the boss can't beat him.
20:45Let's record Aoi too.
20:47You can record Aoi.
20:51You can do it, Daigo-san.
20:53I'll do it like this.
20:57Because it's Aoi.
20:59But Kikuta is already
21:01so tired.
21:03He's already used up all his wisdom.
21:05The idea man
21:07has already used up all his wisdom.
21:09For the first try, don't go too far.
21:11Don't go too far.
21:13Okay.
21:15Daigo's last challenge.
21:17Will he be able to beat him
21:19with just 3 steps?
21:21Here I go.
21:25That's good!
21:27Yes!
21:29Just like you said.
21:31Just like Kikuta said.
21:33With just a jump.
21:35From now on,
21:37Kikuta will jump a lot.
21:39Don't jump too much.
21:41Just a little jump.
21:45Okay.
21:47Here I go.
21:49Wait.
21:51Are you okay?
21:53Take this!
22:05Why can't I stop
22:07after being beaten?
22:09Don't say that.
22:11I can't believe it.
22:13It's exactly the same.
22:15It's exactly the same.
22:17What should I do?
22:19Kikuta is Kikuta, right?
22:23Wait a minute, Daigo-san.
22:25Wait a minute, Daigo-san.
22:27It's Kikuta's fault.
22:29Wait a minute, Daigo-san.
22:31I'm scared.
22:33It's exactly the same.
22:35It's the same.
22:37Next time...
22:39What is this dressing room?
22:41Do you live here?
22:43Get out!
22:45This time,
22:47I didn't come out of the kotatsu.
22:49Daigo went to the store
22:51because it was cold outside.
22:53Give me some tea.
22:55Your tea was thin.
22:57Don't say that.
22:59Don't stop.
23:01The past episodes are on air at 9 a.m.
23:03Don't miss it!
23:05Go!
23:07I'm scared!