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00:00:00Oh my God, she's insane.
00:00:11What are you doing here?
00:00:17You set me up.
00:00:18You stay away from me.
00:00:19You're insane.
00:00:20Can't let you ruin my wedding, Miss Leanne.
00:00:21You and Asher?
00:00:23You're a great couple.
00:00:26I'm sorry, Leanne, but you've got to go.
00:00:32Ahh!
00:00:33They say that's ruins everything.
00:00:34Ahh.
00:00:35Ahh.
00:00:36Ahh.
00:00:37Ahh.
00:00:38Ahh.
00:00:39Ahh.
00:00:40Ahh.
00:00:41Ahhh.
00:00:42Ahh.
00:00:43Ahh.
00:00:44Ahh.
00:00:45Ahhh.
00:00:46Ahh.
00:00:47Ahh.
00:00:48Ahh.
00:00:49Ahh.
00:00:50Ahh.
00:00:51And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:55How was that, baby?
00:00:57Awesome.
00:00:59We done here?
00:01:00Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:06Yes! Yes! Yes, darling!
00:01:12Are we done here?
00:01:15Yeah, baby. You were the best. You were amazing.
00:01:19Was it good for you?
00:01:20Awesome. What's your name again?
00:01:25Lenny, we need to talk.
00:01:28What?
00:01:29I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:32What do you mean you're breaking up with me?
00:01:34I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:37What?
00:01:39This isn't working out. Goodbye, Lenny.
00:01:45I can't do this anymore.
00:01:46What do you mean you're breaking up with me?
00:01:48I mean, I'm breaking up with you. This isn't working out.
00:01:51But...
00:01:52Take care, Monique.
00:02:01What am I doing?
00:02:10So, I tell her,
00:02:13Dude, that's not a pickle. That's an okra.
00:02:16Okra? Like, seriously?
00:02:19So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:22I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:27How about you and I...
00:02:29Just excuse me for a moment. Be right back.
00:02:36So, I was thinking, how about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:42Sorry. I'll be right back.
00:02:47Oh, damn it!
00:02:48Shit!
00:02:49I'm so sorry.
00:02:52Oh, my God.
00:02:53Oh, my God.
00:02:54Asher?
00:02:55Yeah.
00:02:56What are you doing?
00:02:57Oh, you're drowning my sorrows, you.
00:02:59Sam.
00:03:00Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:02Sure.
00:03:03Sam, let's go in.
00:03:04All right.
00:03:05Oh, my God.
00:03:06Oh, my God.
00:03:07Oh, my God.
00:03:08Oh, my God.
00:03:09Oh, my God.
00:03:10Oh, my God.
00:03:11Oh, my God.
00:03:12Oh, my God.
00:03:13Oh, my God.
00:03:14Oh, my God.
00:03:16Oh, my God.
00:03:19How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:22Life, I guess.
00:03:24We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:26Pinky swear?
00:03:27Pinky swear.
00:03:29Friends forever.
00:03:30Stop doing that.
00:03:35We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:37Pinky swear?
00:03:38Pinky swear.
00:03:40Friends forever.
00:03:41Stop doing that.
00:03:50What about work?
00:03:52I actually just started a new job.
00:03:54I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:03:56Small world.
00:03:57They're our biggest client.
00:03:59No way.
00:04:00Wait, what do you do?
00:04:02I work at a software development startup.
00:04:07Hey.
00:04:08That's cool.
00:04:15What about your love life?
00:04:17What?
00:04:18What about your love life?
00:04:20Oh, my God.
00:04:22Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:24A lifetime of one-night stands with shallow women.
00:04:27Cheers, mate.
00:04:32How about we?
00:04:35Stop it.
00:04:36No.
00:04:37Hey, we're friends.
00:04:39Well, if you ever do want an earth-shattering orgasm, I'm your man.
00:04:43Sex ruins everything.
00:04:46Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:50I'll be your wingwoman, though.
00:04:52And I'll be your wingman.
00:05:12I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:41I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:44I think I peed myself.
00:05:46A little bit.
00:05:47I have that effect on women.
00:05:54I forgot how pretty you are.
00:05:56Thanks.
00:05:58I think.
00:06:00Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:07Friends forever?
00:06:08Okay.
00:06:10Friends forever.
00:06:38Friends forever.
00:07:08Let's do that again.
00:07:39Oh, my God.
00:07:40What are you doing here?
00:07:41I don't know.
00:07:42What am I doing here?
00:07:44Oh, my head.
00:07:46My head.
00:07:47It's like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:07:54Hey.
00:07:55That made sense for here.
00:07:57What?
00:07:58No.
00:07:59No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:00Bad idea.
00:08:01What?
00:08:02Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:04Why?
00:08:06Because.
00:08:07Usher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:11Fuck.
00:08:12Sex ruins everything.
00:08:13I suppose you're right.
00:08:17But still.
00:08:18But still.
00:08:22I have a proposition.
00:08:25What?
00:08:26Friends with benefits.
00:08:28Sex?
00:08:29Yeah.
00:08:30What?
00:08:31Friends with benefits.
00:08:33Sex?
00:08:34Without strings.
00:08:36You do you, I do me.
00:08:39And we do each other.
00:08:44Interesting.
00:08:52Okay.
00:08:55Friends with benefits.
00:09:00Friends with benefits.
00:09:21And I'll need the marketing report.
00:09:24For the fourth quarter.
00:09:31Hello, ladies.
00:09:33Usher?
00:09:36You two know each other?
00:09:38Yeah.
00:09:40We know each other from college.
00:09:42One of my best friends.
00:09:44What are you doing here?
00:09:45Here to see my father.
00:09:47Wait, what?
00:09:48Daddy owns the company.
00:09:50I know.
00:09:51I actually own the company I work at.
00:09:54He's worth billions.
00:09:56And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:09:59I've been busy since college.
00:10:01Clearly.
00:10:02Listen.
00:10:03I gotta run, but...
00:10:05Talk to you later?
00:10:07Sure.
00:10:08Good to see you back.
00:10:10You too.
00:10:14Oh, what a man.
00:10:26What's this?
00:10:28I took the liberty of drawing up a friends with benefits contract.
00:10:31A contract?
00:10:32It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:34Okay.
00:10:36Article one.
00:10:37Nobody knows.
00:10:39It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:41Good point.
00:10:42Article two.
00:10:43We meet at a mutually agreed upon place,
00:10:45at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:10:47Okay.
00:10:49Article three.
00:10:50Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:10:52Agreed.
00:10:55Article four.
00:10:57No lies.
00:10:59No lies.
00:11:02Article five.
00:11:04Once one party sleeps with another person,
00:11:07the agreement is over.
00:11:10I don't like that one.
00:11:12Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:16Fine.
00:11:19And finally...
00:11:20And finally...
00:11:25Friends first.
00:11:28Friends first.
00:11:39Let's eat.
00:11:50Let's eat.
00:11:51Let's eat.
00:11:52Let's eat.
00:11:53Let's eat.
00:11:54Let's eat.
00:11:55Let's eat.
00:11:56Let's eat.
00:11:57Let's eat.
00:11:58Let's eat.
00:11:59Let's eat.
00:12:00Let's eat.
00:12:01Let's eat.
00:12:02Let's eat.
00:12:03Let's eat.
00:12:04Let's eat.
00:12:05Let's eat.
00:12:06Let's eat.
00:12:07Let's eat.
00:12:08Let's eat.
00:12:09Let's eat.
00:12:10Let's eat.
00:12:11Let's eat.
00:12:12Let's eat.
00:12:13Let's eat.
00:12:14Let's eat.
00:12:15Let's eat.
00:12:16Let's eat.
00:12:17Let's eat.
00:12:18Let's eat.
00:12:19Let's eat.
00:12:22Let's eat.
00:12:24Let's eat.
00:12:25Let's eat.
00:12:34No I think the wife did it.
00:12:36And I think you're insane.
00:12:37No you don't.
00:12:39Stop it.
00:12:46Will you go out with me?
00:12:47What?
00:12:48On a date.
00:12:49Like, will you go on a date with me?
00:12:53A real one.
00:12:56No.
00:12:58Why?
00:13:00I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:06Forget the contract.
00:13:07No, friends first.
00:13:09Remember?
00:13:10Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:16Usher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:29Come on.
00:13:34Friends first?
00:13:42Friends first.
00:13:46Friends first.
00:13:52So, see you at 7 tonight?
00:13:53Yeah, sure.
00:14:05Oh my God!
00:14:06Are you kidding me?
00:14:08He asked me out!
00:14:10Breathe, Beth, breathe.
00:14:12I've been crushing on him for so long.
00:14:15On Usher?
00:14:16Yes.
00:14:17He asked you out?
00:14:18Yes.
00:14:19On a date?
00:14:20Yes, yes, yes!
00:14:22Will you grab a communicator?
00:14:23Because you two are such good friends, you can give me some tips.
00:14:27Oh.
00:14:28Um.
00:14:33I'm totally freaking out!
00:14:37Bye.
00:14:42Bye.
00:14:47Where was he born?
00:14:48Philadelphia.
00:14:49Philadelphia.
00:14:55Hot fudge sundaes.
00:14:57Hot fudge sundae.
00:15:00I like your pen.
00:15:01I've never seen that color before.
00:15:03Daddy has them made for me special.
00:15:04It's my favorite color, heliotrope purple.
00:15:07Cool.
00:15:08What about sports?
00:15:11Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:13On your date.
00:15:14I can't do that.
00:15:16If I'm going to marry this man, he's got to think we're meant to be.
00:15:21Marry?
00:15:22You got a problem with that?
00:15:29Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:32Me and Asher?
00:15:36No.
00:15:37No, no, no.
00:15:38Never.
00:15:39We're friends.
00:15:41We're best friends.
00:15:43Good.
00:15:44By the way, I love your outfit.
00:15:46Where'd you get it?
00:15:47Oh, Evans on 3rd.
00:15:49It's super cute.
00:15:50Okay, let's carry on.
00:15:52Uh, siblings?
00:15:57And being an only child.
00:15:59I was an only child as well.
00:16:01Really?
00:16:02Cool.
00:16:03Anyhow, being an only child, my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:08I was born in Philly.
00:16:10Shut up.
00:16:11It's my favorite city.
00:16:13Where was the school?
00:16:15Um, I...
00:16:20Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:26How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:30That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:32I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:16:38I had a wonderful time.
00:16:41I really hope we can do this again.
00:16:44That would be great.
00:16:47Good night.
00:16:50Oh, my.
00:16:52Okay, thank you.
00:16:57Listen.
00:17:00Listen.
00:17:02I should really head out.
00:17:05Uh, take care.
00:17:07Why don't you come up?
00:17:10And I will fuck you.
00:17:12It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:17Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:20Why?
00:17:21Because I've sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:25I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:27No, no.
00:17:28That's not what I meant.
00:17:29It's just...
00:17:31Sex ruins everything.
00:17:34Let's wait.
00:17:36So it can be perfect.
00:17:39Yeah?
00:17:43Yes.
00:17:46Okay.
00:17:48Toodles.
00:17:55Beth?
00:17:57It was nice.
00:17:58Common.
00:18:02Are you...
00:18:03Jealous?
00:18:05No.
00:18:10Did you, um...
00:18:12Did you sleep together?
00:18:14No.
00:18:16But not for a lack of her trying.
00:18:18Beth?
00:18:19She's an animal.
00:18:21Oh, God.
00:18:23Stop it.
00:18:24Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:27Not for Beth, you don't.
00:18:29Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:31I want to wait, just in case she is the one.
00:18:35You never know.
00:18:37I want to get off on the right foot.
00:18:44I'm never getting married.
00:18:47I'm ready to settle down.
00:18:50Oh?
00:18:52You do you.
00:18:54To each his own.
00:18:56Agreed.
00:18:57Did you just steal my fudge?
00:18:59Maybe.
00:19:00Give it back.
00:19:01Come on.
00:19:02It's my fudge.
00:19:05It's my strawberry.
00:19:06Alright.
00:19:13That was rude.
00:19:19I'm sorry.
00:19:21I'm sorry.
00:19:23I'm sorry.
00:19:46Leon Lamont.
00:19:48You do not have feelings for Asher.
00:19:51You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:19:54True love does not exist.
00:19:56You will only get hurt.
00:19:58He is your friend.
00:20:00Don't blow it.
00:20:02Friendship first.
00:20:04Leon Lamont.
00:20:06You do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:08You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:10True love does not exist.
00:20:12You will only get hurt.
00:20:14He is your friend.
00:20:15Don't blow it.
00:20:18Friendship first.
00:20:21Leon Lamont.
00:20:51Hey.
00:20:52Shit!
00:20:54I'm so sorry.
00:20:56My bad, my fault.
00:20:58Hang on.
00:21:01You got a tissue?
00:21:06Here, let me.
00:21:08Hey, what are you doing?
00:21:09Stop cock-fucking me.
00:21:11Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:13Hey, Asher.
00:21:15Eric.
00:21:18Okay.
00:21:20Well, see you guys later.
00:21:25Here.
00:21:29Um, by the way.
00:21:31I'm Eric.
00:21:41That was fun.
00:21:43Yeah, was that fun or was Eric fun?
00:21:46Both.
00:21:48Okay.
00:21:49You gotta watch out for him.
00:21:50He's a player.
00:21:52So what?
00:21:54Think I can't handle myself?
00:21:56No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:21:59Oh my God.
00:22:01Are you jealous?
00:22:03No, I'm not jealous.
00:22:04Why would I be jealous?
00:22:05We're friends with benefits.
00:22:07Remember?
00:22:09Yeah.
00:22:11You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:12Okay, I'm not being a dick.
00:22:14You're not being a dick.
00:22:15You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:20I can handle myself.
00:22:23Yeah, fine.
00:22:24Be that way.
00:22:28You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:22:32Maybe we need to end this arrangement.
00:22:37Maybe you're so down that you can only date asshole men.
00:22:45Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:22:50Maybe I will.
00:22:53Yes.
00:23:02Flowers for Mrs. Lynn Lambert.
00:23:05That's me.
00:23:06Oh my God.
00:23:11I'm Eric.
00:23:15What are you doing here?
00:23:17I had a meeting with Best Dad.
00:23:21That's from Eric?
00:23:23Yes.
00:23:28They're nice.
00:23:32Listen, I'm really sorry about last night.
00:23:37I was out of line.
00:23:39No.
00:23:41I was out of line.
00:23:42No.
00:23:44No, I was out of line.
00:23:49I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:23:53Oh my God.
00:23:55Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:00Friends forever?
00:24:03Friends forever.
00:24:08Dinner later?
00:24:10Sounds awesome.
00:24:30Someone's in a good mood.
00:24:32Oh, it's just...
00:24:34I'm just so happy.
00:24:36You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:24:41I think he could be the one.
00:24:44Oh.
00:24:45I think I'm falling in love.
00:24:47You've only just started dating.
00:24:50Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate, that you just know?
00:24:59Yeah.
00:25:01That's us.
00:25:03You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:07He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:13I hope you're not jealous.
00:25:16Oh, no.
00:25:18I don't know.
00:25:19I just want him to be happy.
00:25:21By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:23It's so unique.
00:25:25What color is it?
00:25:27Paris pink.
00:25:28I love it.
00:25:30Anyway, gotta go.
00:25:32Toodles.
00:25:40Why are you so down?
00:25:42What's wrong?
00:25:45Nothing.
00:25:47Famous last words.
00:25:49Is it...
00:25:50Attic?
00:25:52Of course not.
00:25:54How's Beth, by the way?
00:25:56She thinks you're all down with her.
00:25:59You never know.
00:26:03Give me your hand.
00:26:05I'll tell you what's gonna happen.
00:26:07Come on.
00:26:08Okay.
00:26:09Okay.
00:26:10This is your lifeline.
00:26:13It's long.
00:26:15So you have a nice, long life.
00:26:18Okay.
00:26:19This is your headline.
00:26:21For wisdom.
00:26:23And...
00:26:25Looks like you have done some skid things.
00:26:31And this is your loveline.
00:26:34So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:26:38But you have a long line of love you.
00:27:03You wanna go home and fuck?
00:27:05Great idea.
00:27:25I love you.
00:27:55Ah.
00:28:00Looks like we had fun last night.
00:28:06Do you have a key?
00:28:12One second.
00:28:26Oh.
00:28:28Oh.
00:28:30Nice trick.
00:28:32Right?
00:28:33Yeah.
00:28:38Who is that?
00:28:40I have no idea.
00:28:42Hello!
00:28:43Your front door was unlocked.
00:28:46I brought dough!
00:28:56Oh.
00:29:02That was sad.
00:29:06How could you?
00:29:10Beth!
00:29:11Wait, Beth!
00:29:12Oh, fuck.
00:29:13What have I done?
00:29:17What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:18Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:26Oh.
00:29:31Hey.
00:29:32What are you doing?
00:29:33I'm leaving.
00:29:34I'm getting dressed.
00:29:35I'm going.
00:29:36I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:29:37I'm sorry, okay?
00:29:38You didn't do anything.
00:29:39It was me.
00:29:40I fucked up.
00:29:41You said it wasn't serious.
00:29:43It wasn't.
00:29:44It isn't.
00:29:45It doesn't matter.
00:29:46I fucked up.
00:29:47Whatever it is, it was.
00:29:48I fucked it up, okay?
00:29:51I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:00Yeah.
00:30:07Friends first?
00:30:13Friends first.
00:30:21Beth.
00:30:29Hey, Beth.
00:30:30Go away.
00:30:36I need to talk to you.
00:30:39I fire her except Daddy said we'd get sued.
00:30:43You, on the other hand, I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:30:46No, no.
00:30:47It's not what you think, okay?
00:30:48It was a stupid game, friends with benefits, but it's over now, okay?
00:30:51I promise.
00:30:59Do you love her?
00:31:00Of course not.
00:31:02Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:05Really?
00:31:08Hey, I want to see what happens between us, you and me.
00:31:13Please, give me another chance.
00:31:19No.
00:31:23I suppose.
00:31:27Okay.
00:31:41Leanne, it's me again.
00:31:43Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:31:45I'm so confused.
00:31:47Forever, remember?
00:31:53Rick, hi.
00:31:56I'm sorry if it's been a while and I've been out of touch, but I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:06Asher?
00:32:07Asher, it's me.
00:32:09I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:11What's going on?
00:32:12Are you with Leanne?
00:32:13Call me.
00:32:29Okay, Leanne, I don't know what I did to drive you away.
00:32:32Okay, Leanne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but I'll leave you alone now.
00:32:39If you ever want to be friends again, you know where to find me.
00:33:03It's Eric, leave a message.
00:33:05Hey, Eric.
00:33:09I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night and I wanted to see what you were doing later.
00:33:14Asher? Asher, where are you?
00:33:16Why won't you call me back?
00:33:18I know you're with her, you lied to me!
00:33:23Okay, miss you, call me, bye.
00:33:26Bye.
00:33:31Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:33:35Listen, I get to know you better and spend some time with you, but maybe we need to slow things down a bit.
00:33:43I'll call you when I can.
00:33:56No!
00:34:11Hey, babe, slow down.
00:34:19To love.
00:34:22Wait.
00:34:24Love sucks.
00:34:28Okay, I think we've had enough.
00:34:33How about we head back to my place?
00:34:38Fabulous.
00:34:42Easy.
00:34:54Okay.
00:35:11A lot of goodies, isn't it?
00:35:24Yeah.
00:35:43I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:35:45I'm sorry, I've been aloof, just been going through some stuff.
00:35:48You want to talk about it, baby?
00:35:50No, that's okay, just life.
00:35:52Is it Leanne?
00:35:53I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:35:56You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:35:58I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:00Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:06It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:08No way, she would never, he's a knob.
00:36:12Okay.
00:36:15I grabbed a photo.
00:36:18I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:36:23Okay.
00:36:53I love you.
00:37:23I love you.
00:37:54What the fuck, Leanne? How could you miss that?
00:37:57Sorry, I'm trying my best.
00:37:59Hey, you've been good enough, you've caused us the game.
00:38:03Okay, hey, you've had too much to drink.
00:38:05Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:38:07She can handle herself.
00:38:09Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:38:11Everyone!
00:38:12Look at the loser.
00:38:14Son of a bitch.
00:38:16Son of a bitch.
00:38:18Son of a bitch.
00:38:20Asher.
00:38:21Look at the loser.
00:38:23So embarrassing.
00:38:27Fucking prick.
00:38:28Come here.
00:38:33Come on.
00:38:50I love you.
00:38:52I love you.
00:38:54I love you.
00:38:56I love you.
00:38:58I love you.
00:39:00I love you.
00:39:02I love you.
00:39:04I love you.
00:39:06I love you.
00:39:08I love you.
00:39:10I love you.
00:39:12I love you.
00:39:14I love you.
00:39:16I love you.
00:39:18I love you.
00:39:20I love you.
00:39:22I love you.
00:39:24I love you.
00:39:26I love you.
00:39:28I love you.
00:39:30I love you.
00:39:32I love you.
00:39:34I love you.
00:39:36I love you.
00:39:38I love you.
00:39:40I love you.
00:39:42I love you.
00:39:44Are you breaking up with me?
00:39:46I didn't call it breaking up.
00:39:48You need to, sir.
00:39:50Beth.
00:39:52We were never together.
00:39:54I mean, we went out like six times.
00:39:56You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:39:59Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:02I'm so sorry.
00:40:04I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:06You're fired.
00:40:08You can fire me.
00:40:10I don't work at your company, and I own mine.
00:40:12Well, fire Leanne.
00:40:14You can't.
00:40:16She'll sue.
00:40:18Okay, you're a terrific girl,
00:40:20and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:40:22And more than anything,
00:40:24I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:40:28Yeah.
00:40:30Beth!
00:40:32Beth!
00:40:34Beth!
00:40:36Beth!
00:40:38Beth!
00:40:40Beth!
00:40:42Beth!
00:40:44Beth!
00:40:54Beth!
00:41:12Beth!
00:41:14Beth!
00:41:16Beth!
00:41:18Beth!
00:41:20Beth!
00:41:22Beth!
00:41:24Beth!
00:41:26Beth!
00:41:28Beth!
00:41:30Beth!
00:41:32Beth!
00:41:34Beth!
00:41:36Beth!
00:41:38Beth!
00:41:40Beth!
00:41:42Beth!
00:41:44Beth!
00:41:46Beth!
00:41:48Beth!
00:41:50Beth!
00:41:52Beth!
00:41:54Beth!
00:41:56Beth!
00:41:58Beth!
00:42:00Beth!
00:42:02Beth!
00:42:04Beth!
00:42:06Beth!
00:42:08Hey, Eric.
00:42:10Thinking about you.
00:42:12When do you want to hook up?
00:42:14How about a hotel this time?
00:42:16We need to be super careful
00:42:18that Asher doesn't find out.
00:42:20Love, your friend,
00:42:22with benefits, Leanne.
00:42:24XOXO
00:42:26Love, your friend,
00:42:28with benefits, Leanne.
00:42:30XOXO
00:42:32XOXO
00:42:34XOXO
00:42:36XOXO
00:42:38When Asher reads this text,
00:42:40he's definitely going to want to
00:42:42break up with you, Leanne.
00:42:44I can't believe
00:42:46you think I'm lying.
00:42:48Then how do you explain this text?
00:42:50I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:42:52You've been sneaking around
00:42:54with Eric and accidentally
00:42:56sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:00How could you be so stupid?
00:43:02I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:04Why would I cheat on you?
00:43:06You're my lover. You're my best friend.
00:43:08Leanne.
00:43:12I am not a cheater.
00:43:14I did not send that text
00:43:16and I don't know how it got there,
00:43:18but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:43:24I do.
00:43:30Okay.
00:43:34Bye.
00:44:04I will, I will, I will!
00:44:16Wondering if you prefer cream puffs
00:44:18or cheesecake for the dessert?
00:44:20Or both? Thoughts?
00:44:24Please, don't marry him.
00:44:26You don't love her.
00:44:28You're rebounding.
00:44:35I'm thinking chartreuse and pink
00:44:37for the bridesmaids. Thoughts?
00:44:41A string quartet instead of a jazz trio?
00:44:43Thoughts?
00:44:47They say he's the photographer
00:44:49to the stars. Thoughts?
00:45:05Seat your uncle Harold
00:45:07next to my second cousin once removed.
00:45:09I think they'd really get along
00:45:11because it turns out that they both have the same dog.
00:45:13Did you know that?
00:45:15It's crazy!
00:45:17Oh my god.
00:45:20Phone rings
00:45:32Hello!
00:45:36Did you get my messages?
00:45:38You're going to love the photographer.
00:45:40I have tons of dresses and shoes
00:45:42to try on for you and there's more with the doorman.
00:45:44Could you run down and grab them?
00:45:46Sure.
00:45:48Bye.
00:46:05Beth, you have got to end this friendship
00:46:07once and for all.
00:46:10Okay.
00:46:16You are gone, Leanne Lamont.
00:46:18Once I'm done with this
00:46:20he is never going to want to see you again.
00:46:22Ever.
00:46:30Our relationship to you and your company
00:46:32is officially terminated.
00:46:34Effective now.
00:46:36Wait, what?
00:46:39Our source indicates
00:46:41you've been selling Fallon Industries secrets
00:46:43to our competitors.
00:46:45Who's the source?
00:46:50Oh my god.
00:46:52Why would she do this?
00:46:54Lovers scorned, I suppose?
00:46:56No, it's not true.
00:46:58This will ruin me.
00:47:00You know, Asher, I have half a mind
00:47:02to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:47:04But she'd never speak to me again.
00:47:06But she'd never speak to me again.
00:47:10So I'm stuck.
00:47:12Mr. Fallon, I swear
00:47:14this isn't true.
00:47:16It doesn't matter at this point.
00:47:18It's already in the trades.
00:47:20You're toxic, Asher.
00:47:22Nobody will touch you.
00:47:24So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:47:26Asher?
00:47:28You bitch.
00:47:30What?
00:47:32You jealous bitch.
00:47:34What are you doing?
00:47:36What are you...
00:47:38I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday.
00:47:40So you got jealous and decided...
00:47:42Honey?
00:47:44What are you talking about?
00:47:46I would never try to ruin you.
00:47:48Old job, well done.
00:47:50Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:47:52I don't know what you're talking about.
00:47:54Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:47:56Stay away from me.
00:47:58Asher,
00:48:00you're one of my best friends.
00:48:02We are not friends.
00:48:04Okay, we are nothing.
00:48:06Stay away from me.
00:48:08Don't contact me. Don't speak to me.
00:48:10Don't look at me.
00:48:18You are dead to me.
00:48:24You are dead to me.
00:48:54You are dead to me.
00:48:56You are dead to me.
00:48:58You are dead to me.
00:49:00You are dead to me.
00:49:02You are dead to me.
00:49:04You are dead to me.
00:49:06You are dead to me.
00:49:08You are dead to me.
00:49:10You are dead to me.
00:49:12You are dead to me.
00:49:14You are dead to me.
00:49:16You are dead to me.
00:49:18You are dead to me.
00:49:20You are dead to me.
00:49:22You are dead to me.
00:49:24You are dead to me.
00:49:52You are dead to me.
00:50:22You are dead to me.
00:50:52Oh my god,
00:51:18this is crazy.
00:51:20I didn't write this.
00:51:26Heel purple.
00:51:30It was Beth.
00:51:35Heliotrope purple.
00:51:38It was Beth.
00:51:41She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:51:44Oh my god.
00:51:46Loving's on Saturday.
00:51:48Damn.
00:51:50Come on, come on.
00:51:52Sure.
00:51:54Okay.
00:51:56Come on.
00:52:02Shit, he blocked me?
00:52:18Beth?
00:52:29Beth?
00:52:48Beth?
00:53:19Beth?
00:53:31Oh my god.
00:53:34She's insane.
00:53:37What are you doing here?
00:53:40Beth.
00:53:43You set me up.
00:53:45You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:53:48I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:53:52And I...
00:53:55You stay away from me.
00:53:57You're insane.
00:54:10Can't let you ruin my wedding.
00:54:13Leah.
00:54:23You and Asher are...
00:54:25You're a great couple.
00:54:27He loves you.
00:54:31Why don't I just...
00:54:32I'll move.
00:54:34I'll quit my job, just...
00:54:36Please, Beth.
00:54:39Don't hurt me.
00:54:41Okay?
00:54:42I'm sorry, man.
00:54:46But you've gotta go.
00:54:53I'm sorry.
00:54:57But you've gotta go.
00:55:01Oh my god.
00:55:11No!
00:55:14No!
00:55:41No.
00:56:12Don't bother.
00:56:13That pipe's in there good.
00:56:15You're not going anywhere.
00:56:19You're crazy.
00:56:21You're never getting away with this.
00:56:23Oh, but I will.
00:56:25See, I'm getting married today.
00:56:27And then we'll go on our honeymoon.
00:56:29And when I get back, you'll be dead.
00:56:34I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:56:41You bitch.
00:56:43You bitch!
00:56:46Oh, and by the way...
00:56:48You're fired!
00:56:51Toodles!
00:57:11Toodles!
00:57:41No!
00:57:42No!
00:58:11Get in.
00:58:41Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:58:45Come on!
00:58:59Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today,
00:59:02in front of God and these witnesses,
00:59:04to join in...
00:59:06Stop.
00:59:09What are you doing here? Keep going, fast.
00:59:11What's going on, Beth?
00:59:13Security, take this woman away.
00:59:15She's clearly deranged.
00:59:17Come on, dearly beloved, we are gathered here today.
00:59:19Let's go finish it.
00:59:21Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter.
00:59:24Not me.
00:59:26On which she forged my name.
00:59:28I don't believe it.
00:59:30I don't believe it.
00:59:32I don't believe it.
00:59:34I don't believe it.
00:59:37On which she forged my signature.
00:59:39What?
00:59:40That's completely absurd.
00:59:45Is this true?
00:59:46Oh, she's crazy.
00:59:47Security!
00:59:49She confessed to it all last night.
00:59:52Right after she tried to kill me.
00:59:56Asher, you love me.
00:59:58We're getting married today.
00:59:59Go, go, go!
01:00:02Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:00:04You're ruining everything!
01:00:10Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:00:12You're ruining everything!
01:00:14Beth, how could you?
01:00:16I did it for you, baby, for us.
01:00:18Get off me.
01:00:24I will kill you.
01:00:26I will kill you!
01:00:29Get off me.
01:00:31Hey.
01:00:32No!
01:00:33Asher.
01:00:35No, no, no, no, no!
01:00:37No!
01:00:38Beth!
01:00:39Don't you take me!
01:00:40Asher, I don't believe you!
01:00:41I don't believe you, honey pie!
01:00:45Hey.
01:00:46You okay?
01:00:49Yeah, I think so.
01:00:51Okay.
01:00:52Good.
01:00:53Good.
01:00:54Can someone grab a chair?
01:00:59Babe.
01:01:00Hey.
01:01:01Wake up, babe.
01:01:02Baby, wake up.
01:01:03Baby, hey, wake up.
01:01:05Wake up, baby.
01:01:06Man, oh.
01:01:09Yes, it's me.
01:01:12And it's all over.
01:01:17I'm so sorry.
01:01:18No, no, no, no.
01:01:20You know I love you.
01:01:22I know.
01:01:23I know.
01:01:24I know.
01:01:25I know.
01:01:26over I'm sorry for everything I'm more sorry you saved me
01:01:37you're my hero I sure I love you I love you
01:01:49but before I take you to the hospital I have a question to ask you will you
01:02:13marry me yes they say that sexing but sometimes it makes everything better
01:02:43you
01:03:13you