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00:00:00Oh my god, that's Christopher Stennett. State candidate?
00:00:11He's so hot. I want him to campaign all over me. Can I vote for him 500 times?
00:00:19Pleasure to see you. Absolutely.
00:00:27Pleasure to see you.
00:00:32Mr. Stennett, congrats on your upcoming victory.
00:00:36Oh, it's much too early to say that, but thank you. And you are?
00:00:41Only one of your biggest supporters.
00:00:43Are you going to drink this or break the heart of one of your donors?
00:00:49Oh, wow. Excuse me for a second.
00:01:08Let's go upstairs together, handsome. Let me take care of you.
00:01:12What are you talking about?
00:01:14Don't deny it. You need me, baby.
00:01:20Oh, baby. Don't worry. We'll be in our room soon.
00:01:27Who the hell are you? Get away from me. Get the fuck out of my way.
00:01:49Hey, you intern. Are you serious? This entrance is for wealthy political donors only.
00:02:02The side door is for the help.
00:02:04Jesus, that cheap dress might work on your corn farm, but not here.
00:02:08Get out and go through the back.
00:02:11I'm so sorry. I didn't know.
00:02:14Just a stupid farm girl who randomly stumbled into an internship on our campaign.
00:02:21I don't know how she doesn't even know the first thing about our candidate.
00:02:25How garnish. This is a Senate campaign, not a country bumpkin office. You don't need a corn grower.
00:02:32Well, I just fired an intern for hitting on our candidate, so I needed someone to run errands.
00:02:39Excuse me. We grow Brussels sprouts, not corn.
00:02:43And I might not know a lot about the candidate, but I really believe in his ideas.
00:02:48Excuse me, intern. Not another word. Get lost.
00:03:00You ruined my mink. Are you drunk?
00:03:03Oh, my God. On behalf of the campaign, I apologize, ma'am.
00:03:08You clumsy hick.
00:03:10You will not keep your job after this.
00:03:12I'm so sorry. Please don't fire me. I really want to work on this campaign. I'll fix it.
00:03:17I'll clean the coat and the wig right now.
00:03:19Well, what are you waiting for?
00:03:21You dumb hick.
00:03:23This is all your fault.
00:03:25Don't worry. There's cleaning spies upstairs.
00:03:28Stay out of this, maid. Fix it, intern, or you're fired.
00:03:39Thank you, but where are the cleaning supplies?
00:03:41You heard what she said. If I can't get these clean, I'll be fired.
00:03:45I put you into room 2809. It's empty. Go up there. You'll be alone.
00:03:49You're a lifesaver. I'm Sarah.
00:03:52Us working-class girls got to stick together, right? I'm Stephanie.
00:03:55You're right.
00:03:57God, I had a really tough day.
00:04:00It's okay. These rich people are ridiculous. Don't blame yourself.
00:04:04That's why I'm interning on this campaign. To stand up for people like us.
00:04:09I just wish I fit in better.
00:04:12Amen, girl.
00:04:14And look at you.
00:04:18You look like you fit right in.
00:04:25Hi. I'm a wealthy socialite. I eat caviar, not Doritos. I totally belong here.
00:04:32Hey, I gotta run, but this key works for the elevator and it gets you into room 2809.
00:04:37Call me if you need me. Good luck.
00:04:40Thanks again. See you later.
00:04:44Okay.
00:04:59Is somebody here?
00:05:02Is somebody in there?
00:05:10Oh, sorry.
00:05:13It's so hot.
00:05:21Are you okay?
00:05:44Hey.
00:06:09So you didn't go into Stenna's room?
00:06:12He shoved me out of the room, Senator. I...
00:06:15You goddamn worthless woman!
00:06:18I hired you to drug him and to film a scandalous sex tape.
00:06:25And you returned empty fucking handed!
00:06:29Sir, I think I have something.
00:06:32Well, then show me, you idiot!
00:06:36This might just be enough to bring my election opponent down.
00:06:53I can't believe we...
00:06:55I slept with a hot stranger!
00:07:00I have to clean this or I'll be fired.
00:07:05Okay.
00:07:29Where the hell did you disappear to last night, farm girl?
00:07:32If you didn't get that coat fixed, you're fired.
00:07:34No, I did fix it. It's right here.
00:07:37It doesn't matter.
00:07:39You belong in a farmer's market, not a campaign office.
00:07:43A new intern from a wealthy family will take over your job tomorrow, so...
00:07:47Today's your last day, little trash girl.
00:07:50No, Rebecca, please. I really want this job.
00:07:56Candidate Stennant is running a little late, which isn't like him.
00:08:00But he'll be here soon, so be ready.
00:08:03He's never late.
00:08:05I wonder if our candidate got laid last night.
00:08:08He wouldn't. He'll be my man sooner or later.
00:08:11Stop gossiping. Mr. Stennant is a candidate of the United States Senate.
00:08:15Even a little rumor could lead to a scandal.
00:08:34Candidate Stennant
00:08:39Candidate Stennant
00:08:53You gotta be kidding me. The man I slept with is the candidate?
00:08:57Hello, miss.
00:08:59Thank God. He didn't recognize me.
00:09:03I fucked up. If anyone finds out I slept with him, it'll be a scandal.
00:09:10Have we met, Miss-
00:09:12Absolutely never.
00:09:14Sarah's a new intern from some farmland. I don't think she's cut out for this.
00:09:22Something's familiar about her.
00:09:23Oh my god, he recognizes me! I'm in so much trouble!
00:09:28Sir, I think you've shaken the intern's hand long enough.
00:09:33Glad to have you on my team, Sarah.
00:09:34Thank god he didn't recognize me.
00:09:40He's way out of your league, farm girl. Stay away from him.
00:09:45He'd never go for a poor farm girl like you, so don't even think about it.
00:09:50Hey, something happened last night.
00:09:52Emergency meeting. Let's go.
00:09:57No interns allowed. Get me a coffee with non-fat, dairy-free, oat-free oat milk.
00:10:05Sir, what happened? You disappeared from the fundraiser last night.
00:10:10It's hazy, but I think some of the events slipped something in my drink. It's foggy.
00:10:17But I spent the night with a woman who-
00:10:18You slept with someone?
00:10:21And she drugged you?
00:10:22She was-
00:10:23It was a set-up!
00:10:25Oh god. A sex scandal will sink this campaign.
00:10:30The slut you slept with was probably a spy sent by the senator. Are you okay?
00:10:41No. No, I don't remember much. But the girl I was with last night isn't like that. She's a good person.
00:10:49You're being naive. Okay, this is dirty politics. Your enemies will do anything to entrap and ruin you.
00:10:55She's not like that. No one's gonna find out. There will be no scandal.
00:11:06No one will find out? Senator Hester's about to do a press conference attacking you.
00:11:12I will protect your Second Amendment rights.
00:11:19Have your coffee.
00:11:20You get a bazooka? You get a bazooka! You get a bazooka! You get a bazooka! It's your God-given right!
00:11:27And us men, we know how to safely handle firearms.
00:11:32Oh! Shit!
00:11:36Gotcha! I did that on purpose. Where was I?
00:11:40Oh, my opponent, Christopher Stinnett, laid with a prostitute last night.
00:11:46What? I'm not a prostitute!
00:11:49This indecent, immoral, and premarital sex will have him burning in hell for all eternity.
00:11:56So this is bad. He's lying. I didn't sleep with a prostitute. He has no proof.
00:12:02I have proof that my opponent, Christopher Stinnett, slept with a hooker last night.
00:12:10Oh, no. He got a photo of us in bed.
00:12:15He has a photo? We're doomed!
00:12:22Oh, no. He got a photo of us in bed?
00:12:27Oh, my God. You useless intern.
00:12:30I'm so sorry. I'll clean it up.
00:12:32And I have proof that my opponent, Christopher Stinnett, slept with a prostitute last night.
00:12:43Thank goodness. That isn't a photo of me.
00:12:46Wait a second. That is not the woman I slept with last night. She was much more beautiful.
00:12:53That stupid farm girl smirk off your face. I'm sorry. I'll just get out.
00:12:58Sir, this is bad. It doesn't matter if you didn't sleep with a prostitute or whoever she was.
00:13:05If we can't prove it wasn't a fake, then it'll sink and ruin the campaign.
00:13:10Wait. The girl last night gave me her phone number.
00:13:28The annoying farm girl intern? She's your one-night stand?
00:13:33Please, no. You can't sleep with your intern. It'll be a massive scandal.
00:13:37No. Sorry. It's just my mom calling.
00:13:40I knew it. The boss would never be with someone as lonely as me.
00:13:44Get out, intern. You don't belong in this high-level meeting anyway.
00:13:49Hi, Mom. One second.
00:13:53Damn.
00:13:55She didn't pick up.
00:13:56Good. Don't talk to her.
00:13:59Her one-night stand was probably a spy sent by Senator Hustler to entrap you.
00:14:04Sir, the Senator is all over TV spreading massive lies that you slept with this prostitute.
00:14:08And they'll believe him. And we'll lose this election.
00:14:12Okay, unless we can prove it's a lie.
00:14:14How can I have the girl I was really with when I answer my calls?
00:14:19Wait. There must be security camera footage proving that I didn't go in the room with that prostitute.
00:14:26Yes. Of course. We'll get that hotel security camera footage ASAP.
00:14:39We'll get that footage and prove you weren't with a prostitute.
00:14:41And maybe we'll see the woman I was really with last night, too.
00:14:44You'll see I'm who he was with.
00:14:50You're on your phone? Again?
00:14:52Go get me a muffin.
00:14:55Cinnamon raisin. No raisins.
00:14:58And make sure it's gluten-free.
00:15:00I was just calling in your order.
00:15:01No, actually.
00:15:05Stephanie, this is Sarah. We met...
00:15:08I remember you. What's up, girl?
00:15:11Is there any way you could access the hotel footage from last night from floor 28 and delete it?
00:15:18Where's my muffin, intern?
00:15:20I'm still placing the order.
00:15:22Delete the footage? May I ask why?
00:15:25I know it's a lot to ask. I'll explain later, but it's an emergency.
00:15:29Us working class girls gotta look out for each other, right?
00:15:32Staff in the security room is my friend. I got it.
00:15:35Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
00:15:37My people are arriving at the hotel. We'll have that footage in no time.
00:15:41Come on, Stephanie. Delete that footage fast, or I'm in trouble.
00:15:47Hey. Sarah, right? Sorry I haven't had a chance to get to talk to you in a while.
00:15:52It's been a crazy day.
00:15:54That's okay.
00:15:55I swear it's not usually like this.
00:15:57But I would love to hear your position on my campaign platform.
00:16:01Don't waste your time talking to an unqualified, corn-growing intern who doesn't know the first thing about politics.
00:16:07Senator Hessler's all about the politics of anger, but Topher isn't.
00:16:10He doesn't name-call or put people down, so you shouldn't either.
00:16:13And for the last time, my family grows Brussels sprouts.
00:16:18Bravo. Bravo. That's the right attitude.
00:16:22Think about learning some tips from her.
00:16:24She's a lot smarter than you give her credit for.
00:16:27What? But she's...
00:16:33I would love to get to know you.
00:16:36Sir, our people are at the hotel right now finding the footage.
00:16:44Don't worry, sir. We're going to figure out who that mystery girl was in the footage.
00:16:47Any second now.
00:16:49Go ahead.
00:16:50What?
00:16:52The footage was deleted?
00:16:54With the footage gone, no one will find out we slept together.
00:16:57Not even him. I'm in the clear.
00:17:00I'll figure out something to disprove the senator's lies, sir.
00:17:06Speaking of me, have you decided who you want to be your assistant?
00:17:13God, he's so hot.
00:17:15But I need to keep my distance and make sure nothing else happens between us.
00:17:20No. Sir, she's unqualified.
00:17:26She doesn't know anything about politics. She's nobody.
00:17:31This is her last day, actually.
00:17:34She's exactly what I need.
00:17:36Oh, no. Not me.
00:17:38You're my new assistant, Sarah.
00:17:40Get ready. We're going to be spending a lot more time together.
00:17:46So much for staying away from him.
00:17:50You little hick.
00:17:53How did you get him to promote you over me?
00:17:59The candidate's schedule and speeches for the upcoming week.
00:18:02Policy positions. Memorize all of it.
00:18:05There's a false rumor going around that the candidate slept with a prostitute.
00:18:09If anyone finds out that he's intimate with an intern, it's game over for all of us.
00:18:14So keep it professional.
00:18:16I believe in this campaign. I won't jeopardize it.
00:18:19That's why I stole the footage?
00:18:22Because you accidentally slept with your Senate candidate boss?
00:18:25I didn't know that it was him.
00:18:27And he thought I was just some rich snob lady.
00:18:30Oh my god. You like him. I get it.
00:18:34He's freaking hot and successful.
00:18:37I know. But he doesn't know that it was me.
00:18:41And if word ever got out that he slept with his intern...
00:18:44Don't worry. The footage is gone.
00:18:48And your hot little secret's safe.
00:18:50Crisis averted.
00:18:53My opponent Christopher Stitt is a lying scoundrel.
00:18:57In this election, I will prove it. Vote for me.
00:19:01What the hell is he talking about?
00:19:03He's just making up this story about the candidate sleeping with a hooker last night.
00:19:07What? He called you a hooker?
00:19:09No. Not me.
00:19:11But he has this photo of a woman in a red dress leaning on Topher.
00:19:16It's all a lie. He's just framing him.
00:19:18I actually saw your boss last night with a woman in a red dress.
00:19:22What?
00:19:24I was there. And he definitely didn't take that woman to his room.
00:19:28You were the only one.
00:19:30Stop.
00:19:32I will. After you give me all the dirty little details.
00:19:36I'm sorry.
00:19:43Just avoid being alone with Topher.
00:19:47He's in his office. Go on in.
00:19:49Oh, no. I don't want to interrupt.
00:19:58Morning, sir. Your coffee.
00:20:01Sarah, please call me Topher.
00:20:06Ah. Just what I needed.
00:20:09Well, I want to give you what you need.
00:20:13It's my job as your assistant.
00:20:15May I say, you're excelling at it.
00:20:19You seem nervous.
00:20:21I'm not that scary, am I?
00:20:23No, I, um...
00:20:25Senator Hessler is just saying you were with the hooker.
00:20:30It's a lie. It's so frustrating.
00:20:33That's what my opponent does.
00:20:36He lies.
00:20:38But do you know why we're going to win?
00:20:41Because we have the truth on our side, don't we, Sarah?
00:20:44The prostitute story won't hold up because it isn't true.
00:20:49So all we have to do is just smile, take a breath.
00:20:54And it's okay.
00:20:57Perfect. Just like that.
00:21:00What are you doing here, prom girl?
00:21:06The hooker story isn't going away.
00:21:09Senator Hessler is about to give a press conference attacking you.
00:21:12That's true.
00:21:13Politics isn't about proof, intern. It's about stories, okay?
00:21:17And a senator is telling a pretty juicy one.
00:21:20Whoever deleted that security camera footage really screwed us.
00:21:24The senator is lying.
00:21:26Let's go confront him. I'll do it myself.
00:21:30No, sir. It's politically dangerous.
00:21:32I'm not worried.
00:21:34Let's go confront this senator and put this nonsense story behind us.
00:21:39And put this nonsense story behind us.
00:21:42Yeah. Make the bully say his lies right to your face.
00:21:46Let the adults take it from here, prom girl.
00:21:49I'll let you know if the candidate needs another coffee.
00:21:52Wait.
00:21:53Sir, we gotta go. Now.
00:21:55I think Sarah's ideas and instincts are sharp.
00:21:58Come on. I want you with me.
00:22:09Stennett is a liar who couldn't be trusted.
00:22:13He slept with a hooker.
00:22:24Excuse me, senator.
00:22:26If you're gonna lie about me, say it to my face.
00:22:29Ah, the ill-moral man who slept with a hooker has arrived.
00:22:35I did no such thing.
00:22:36The photo in the elevator is not proof, senator.
00:22:39Honey, you should mention proof, because it's showtime.
00:22:43Bring in the hooker!
00:22:47You screwed up.
00:22:50This horned dog, Christopher Stennett, hates yours truly for sex.
00:22:56That door.
00:22:59She's lying. I didn't sleep with her. I was with someone else.
00:23:02Well, we can't prove it.
00:23:04Damn it. I deleted the footage that would prove it.
00:23:07I gotta do something.
00:23:08Where's the girl you actually slept with when you need her?
00:23:11Would you excuse me for a minute?
00:23:12Get out, intern. Let the grown-ups work.
00:23:16Christopher!
00:23:18What do you have to say now, you shameless sex creep?
00:23:22She didn't sleep with me. She drugged me.
00:23:26That's a lie. You were sober. Didn't even need Viagra, baby.
00:23:33Likely story, Stennett.
00:23:37Admit it. Admit you paid for sex.
00:23:40I don't lie to the public. Unlike you, senator, I'm honest.
00:23:44Oh, baby, I know you can't forget all the nasty things we did in bed.
00:23:50Boy, you better save what little dignity you have left and drop out of the race.
00:23:56I'm fighting for working people.
00:23:58I'm not giving up. Especially not because of a lie.
00:24:08I don't know you. Stop.
00:24:10Oh, come on. You know me.
00:24:12I liked that big booty last night.
00:24:15Slap it again.
00:24:17Absolutely not. That's a lie.
00:24:20Oh, we can see it all now, Topher.
00:24:23You have been exposed as a D.S.C. dirty sex creep.
00:24:28Now drop out of the race. Now!
00:24:33Not so fast.
00:24:39It's you.
00:24:41Who the hell are you, bitch?
00:24:43Ah!
00:24:48You didn't sleep with him last night.
00:24:50I did. And I can prove it.
00:24:54You didn't sleep with him that night.
00:24:56I did. And I've got the proof.
00:24:58Who the hell are you, blondie? You're lying!
00:25:01Are you sure about that?
00:25:04Who the hell is this?
00:25:06Get her out of here! This is my event!
00:25:09No. I know her.
00:25:12She works at the hotel. She saw everything.
00:25:14That's right. I was on duty that night.
00:25:16And I saw that woman try to seduce Mr. Stennett in the hallway.
00:25:20But she failed.
00:25:22He pushed her off and went into his room.
00:25:24And she headed to the elevator.
00:25:26Stennett! How much did you pay the random maid to testify for you?
00:25:31I told the truth.
00:25:33And your photos can prove I was there.
00:25:38Look. There I am in your photos.
00:25:41Drugging a man is a felony.
00:25:43So the question is, why did you do it?
00:25:46And why are you lying about sleeping with him?
00:25:51This wasn't part of the deal.
00:25:52Shut up, Candy!
00:25:53Gee, Senator. You're such a moral, family values man.
00:25:57Why are you on a first name basis with a sex worker?
00:26:04Screw you! I'm out of here!
00:26:06Get your ass back!
00:26:08Okay.
00:26:12Is it true, Mr. Stennett? You spent the night with this woman?
00:26:15You slept with a random stranger?
00:26:17I can't let his campaign fail because of me.
00:26:19I have to do something.
00:26:22I'll help you save your campaign.
00:26:24But I need you to trust me, okay?
00:26:35Random stranger?
00:26:36Well, I'm hardly a stranger to Topher.
00:26:38My name is Beth.
00:26:40I'm his fiancé.
00:26:43My name is Beth.
00:26:45I'm his fiancé.
00:26:49Beth? Who are you? Where are you from?
00:26:52What's your last name?
00:26:53Beth is a wealthy heiress.
00:26:55She's a private person.
00:26:57I'm running it for office, not her.
00:26:59Thank you all.
00:27:06Hell yes. We just dodged a scandal.
00:27:08Thanks to her. Beth, you saved mine.
00:27:10Where the hell is Sarah?
00:27:12If that intern abandoned her post again, we need to finally fire her.
00:27:16You're engaged now? As Beth?
00:27:20I didn't know what to do. I didn't want to be the reason his campaign failed.
00:27:25I mean, that was terrifying. I can't do it again.
00:27:28I thought my heart was going to explode.
00:27:30But it's sexy.
00:27:32And don't worry. The election's in a week.
00:27:35You won't have to do it again. You're fine.
00:27:37You snuck off to be with the filthy hotel maids?
00:27:39Filthy hotel maid just saved your boss's ass, bitch.
00:27:43There you are. Did you see it?
00:27:45I did see it, sir. It was great.
00:27:47No, you didn't.
00:27:49You weren't even there.
00:27:51You're lucky the real campaign staff like me managed to bring Beth in the hotel maid to fix it.
00:27:57Topher, just fire her already.
00:27:59What? No. Why would he fire me?
00:28:01I'm the one who set it up. I called Beth.
00:28:03I mean, I didn't. I actually did.
00:28:05Sarah.
00:28:07If you're the one who called Beth,
00:28:09you just saved my ass.
00:28:11What? Sarah's lying.
00:28:13She did it. No, I did.
00:28:15I did it to help Mr. Stinnett.
00:28:17To help Topher.
00:28:19She just brought my campaign back from the dead.
00:28:22Beth.
00:28:32I had it all planned.
00:28:34We catch Stinnett
00:28:36with the hooker I hired.
00:28:38And that damn
00:28:40rich blonde bitch
00:28:42ruined it.
00:28:44Oh, I'd love that.
00:28:46I want her investigated
00:28:48and de-fucking-stroyed.
00:28:50Sir, I can't find
00:28:52any information on her.
00:28:54It's like Beth, she just doesn't exist.
00:28:56That's not possible.
00:29:00You're right, Bobby boy.
00:29:04She doesn't exist.
00:29:06Danny, tell them the good news.
00:29:08We're back in a close race.
00:29:10If we keep fighting and avoid scandals,
00:29:12we can win this election.
00:29:14And, and,
00:29:16it's all thanks to our candidate's new fiance, Beth.
00:29:19We all owe a huge thanks
00:29:21to the best campaign intern
00:29:23and assistant
00:29:25I could have ever asked for.
00:29:27When this campaign ship was sinking,
00:29:29you helped to keep afloat.
00:29:31It was nothing, really.
00:29:33Sarah saved us all.
00:29:35I need to get him to turn him against the farm bitch.
00:29:37Alright, everyone. Back to work.
00:29:39Topher.
00:29:41Sir.
00:29:43Can I talk to you for a second?
00:29:45Really, Sarah.
00:29:47You saved me, and I'll never forget it.
00:29:49I want to personally thank you.
00:29:51Topher.
00:29:53Senator Hessler is claiming that
00:29:55your fiance, Beth, is some actress that you hired.
00:29:57He's saying that it's all
00:29:59just a giant lie.
00:30:01We have to get Beth in a public interview.
00:30:03Damn.
00:30:05Beth is a mysterious woman.
00:30:07I don't know if she'll want to go out publicly, but
00:30:09I'll call her and give her a try.
00:30:17She's not picking up.
00:30:19Sarah, you've tried to get Beth before.
00:30:21Can you try to call her again?
00:30:23Sarah, you've tried to get Beth before.
00:30:25Can you try to call her again?
00:30:27Sarah, please call her right now.
00:30:29No, I can't pretend to be Beth again.
00:30:31It's too risky. I'll do my best.
00:30:33She's useless. I told you.
00:30:35She doesn't even know Beth.
00:30:37No time. Topher, we need to get Beth
00:30:39involved publicly, ASAP.
00:30:41Give us Beth's number.
00:30:43We'll track her location, drag her ass here.
00:30:45No.
00:30:47I'm not going to treat Beth like that.
00:30:49I'm here to protect her, even if it hurts my campaign.
00:30:51It won't just hurt
00:30:53our campaign. It'll destroy it.
00:30:55This isn't your campaign, Rebecca.
00:30:57It's mine.
00:30:59And you work
00:31:01for me.
00:31:11What are you smiling at, farm girl?
00:31:13I'm smiling because
00:31:15Topher put your ego in its place.
00:31:17You bitch.
00:31:19I don't know how,
00:31:21but I know that the
00:31:23scandal with Beth and the prostitute
00:31:25is somehow your fault.
00:31:27My fault? I'm the one who called Beth
00:31:29to the event and saved us.
00:31:31You're such a liar.
00:31:33Beth is a beautiful, classy,
00:31:35rich woman.
00:31:37You are a
00:31:39poor, dirty farm girl.
00:31:41You don't know
00:31:43Beth. And when the candidate
00:31:45finds out that you lied about it,
00:31:47I'll make sure
00:31:49he fires you.
00:31:53It can't be Beth in public.
00:31:55It's too risky.
00:31:57But what if Topher loses the campaign?
00:31:59I cannot ruin
00:32:01his career.
00:32:03The Center's telling the media that
00:32:05Beth isn't real. We need her.
00:32:07She didn't pick up the phone.
00:32:09Sarah, where's Sarah?
00:32:11She said she could contact Beth. As if.
00:32:17Think about it. How does a poor
00:32:19intern who just arrived off the bus
00:32:21from Cornfield know a beautiful,
00:32:23wealthy city heiress?
00:32:25I wonder that too.
00:32:27If she can't get Beth to come today,
00:32:29fire her for lying.
00:32:31I'll fire her if she lied to us.
00:32:33Beth.
00:32:39Hi, I'm Rebecca.
00:32:41It's so great to meet you.
00:32:43May I call you Beth?
00:32:45Topher, I wasn't sure if I should
00:32:47come, but Sarah convinced me to.
00:32:49I knew Sarah would come through.
00:32:51Topher,
00:32:53I hope you understand why I've been distant.
00:32:55You're running a campaign,
00:32:57and I'm a private person.
00:32:59I don't want you to do anything you're uncomfortable with.
00:33:01We need her.
00:33:03The Center's telling the world that she doesn't
00:33:05exist. Unless you do a joint
00:33:07TV interview,
00:33:09the scandal will ruin our campaign.
00:33:11You need me
00:33:13on live TV.
00:33:15I can't do it. I won't be able to pretend
00:33:17to be rich right in front of the camera.
00:33:19It would be a disaster.
00:33:21Beth, it's your choice.
00:33:23This is all Sarah's fault.
00:33:25By the way, where is that
00:33:27dirty farm girl?
00:33:29She's late. Screw it.
00:33:31I have to fire her.
00:33:33Enough, Rebecca. I don't like
00:33:35to talk about Sarah.
00:33:37She may just be a working class girl from a farm,
00:33:39but she's a hard worker.
00:33:41Not some worthless nepo baby born
00:33:43with a silver spoon in her mouth like...
00:33:45Excuse me, I... You heard what I said.
00:33:47Back off.
00:33:49And that's a good lesson for Rebecca
00:33:51to learn. I'm sorry to ask,
00:33:53but I need
00:33:55you.
00:33:57Topher,
00:33:59if it helps your candidacy,
00:34:01I will do the interview.
00:34:03I'll script the whole thing. Tell you exactly what to say
00:34:05on TV. This interview will save my
00:34:07campaign. Or,
00:34:09if I don't handle it perfectly, I'll be
00:34:11exposed, and you'll lose the election
00:34:13in a landslide. Well, I've got
00:34:15a meeting scheduled, so I must go, but
00:34:17see you then. See...
00:34:19Where is she
00:34:21always running off to?
00:34:25Okay, I have all her lines memorized.
00:34:27Me too. I mean, I helped
00:34:29Beth memorize everything.
00:34:31Good, but the interview's soon.
00:34:33Where's Beth? Mr. Stinnett,
00:34:35is your fiancee here yet? We're live in five minutes.
00:34:37Any second now.
00:34:41I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
00:34:45Did you gossip about me with Beth?
00:34:47You shameless bitch.
00:34:49You're trying to sabotage
00:34:51me with a candidate. No!
00:34:53Rebecca, I don't have time to argue with you.
00:34:55I just need to use the ladies... Well, hold it in.
00:34:57This isn't your corn farm.
00:34:59You can't just go pee in the dirt whenever you
00:35:01feel like it.
00:35:03You're not going anywhere. We're live in four
00:35:05minutes. If Beth isn't here by then,
00:35:07I'm reporting that your fiance ditched you.
00:35:09You'll take the blame,
00:35:11farm girl. If Beth doesn't show,
00:35:13it's your fault. Mr.
00:35:15Stinnett, where is Beth?
00:35:21You're not
00:35:23going anywhere.
00:35:25If Beth doesn't show up for the interview,
00:35:27you're gonna be here to take the
00:35:29blame. You can't sneak away this time.
00:35:31Rebecca,
00:35:33Beth texted me and told me I
00:35:35meniored her and Sarah.
00:35:37What? Beth said that?
00:35:39She isn't even here.
00:35:41You see, Sarah is
00:35:43ignorant and dumb.
00:35:45Sarah is brilliant and perfect
00:35:47and beautiful.
00:35:49And she deserves to be here
00:35:51just like anyone else. Beautiful?
00:35:53What the fuck's your
00:35:55relationship to Rebecca?
00:35:59Thank you, Topher. I mean,
00:36:01sir.
00:36:03Do you really think I'm beautiful?
00:36:05I should have said that. But yes,
00:36:07I do think you're beautiful.
00:36:09I barely know Beth.
00:36:11Posing as my fiance was just to avoid
00:36:13a scandal.
00:36:15Honestly, I'd much rather be on an interview stage
00:36:17with you by my side,
00:36:19not her. Topher.
00:36:21I know.
00:36:23Don't worry about the election.
00:36:25For one more week, I'll pretend to be with Beth.
00:36:27After that, all bets
00:36:29are off.
00:36:31Three minutes to air!
00:36:33Where's Beth? I'll go get her.
00:36:39My name is Beth, and
00:36:41Topher and I started dating five months ago.
00:36:47Just breathe.
00:36:49If I can herd cattle,
00:36:51I can manage a simple TV interview.
00:36:53One minute
00:36:55left.
00:37:07Come on, Beth. Let's go introduce the world
00:37:09on TV.
00:37:15My campaign manager
00:37:17told me exactly what to say.
00:37:19This will be a breeze.
00:37:23We meet the mysterious
00:37:25Beth, fiance of Senate
00:37:27candidate and formerly eligible bachelor
00:37:29Christopher Stinnett.
00:37:31Tell us, Beth. How did
00:37:33you two meet? Okay.
00:37:35Just have to repeat the lines the campaign scripted
00:37:37for us. Well, it's been a whirlwind.
00:37:39We started dating about five
00:37:41months ago. We met at a political
00:37:43event.
00:37:45That fucking great bitch intern Sarah disappeared again.
00:37:47Quiet. Topher and Beth are doing great.
00:37:49Sarah's the one who got Beth here.
00:37:51Beyond politics,
00:37:53what do you love about Beth as a person?
00:37:55Shit.
00:37:57I forgot the right answer to that question.
00:37:59Come on, Topher.
00:38:01Shouldn't be a hard question
00:38:03to answer about your own fiance.
00:38:05What do you love about Beth?
00:38:07Shouldn't be a hard
00:38:09question to answer about your own fiance.
00:38:11What do you love about Beth?
00:38:13My fiance is so modest.
00:38:15We're not used to being in public together.
00:38:17You can answer.
00:38:19I won't be embarrassed.
00:38:21I don't know anything about Beth.
00:38:23I need to think about someone I know and
00:38:25have actual feelings for.
00:38:27Where's Sarah?
00:38:29Mr. Stinnett.
00:38:33What do I love about her?
00:38:35She has an upbeat and optimistic
00:38:37personality.
00:38:39She's charming and funny,
00:38:41but passionate about the things we both care about.
00:38:43She's
00:38:45beautiful
00:38:47and humble.
00:38:49Sarah is... She's talking about me?
00:38:51The real me.
00:38:53Sarah is my middle name.
00:38:55That's right.
00:38:57Beth Sarah.
00:38:59Of course I was talking about Beth, my fiance.
00:39:01Well, same question
00:39:03for you, Beth. We know Christopher
00:39:05the politician.
00:39:07Tell us what you love about the man.
00:39:09We know Christopher the politician.
00:39:11Tell us what you love about the man.
00:39:15Beth is a private person.
00:39:17I don't want to put her on the spot.
00:39:19Well, this is a public TV interview.
00:39:21It's expected that she'll talk about your relationship.
00:39:23No, I don't think
00:39:25she has to. No, I don't mind.
00:39:27What do I love about
00:39:29Topher?
00:39:31There's something special about him.
00:39:33Yes, he is
00:39:35successful and
00:39:37handsome,
00:39:39powerful,
00:39:41but unlike other men like
00:39:43that, he's also kind.
00:39:45He has a big heart.
00:39:47He sees people
00:39:49for who they are
00:39:51regardless of wealth
00:39:53or status.
00:39:55He respects and listens to everyone,
00:39:57even his
00:39:59interns.
00:40:01He makes them feel good.
00:40:03You have a surprise.
00:40:05Mr. Senate's opponent
00:40:07in this election, Senator Hessler, is called into our
00:40:09program. Senator, welcome.
00:40:11This is an interview
00:40:13between myself and my fiance.
00:40:15We didn't discuss having my opponent
00:40:17on. What's the matter, boy? Afraid to
00:40:19speak to me in front of the voters?
00:40:23No.
00:40:25Of course not. Welcome, Senator
00:40:27Hessler. Do you have a question for your
00:40:29opponent or for his fiance, Beth?
00:40:31I do. It's funny.
00:40:33Beth claims to be an errant and political
00:40:35donor, but I've been in politics a
00:40:37long time and neither I nor anyone
00:40:39I know has ever heard
00:40:41of her. She's a private
00:40:43person, Senator. I want the opportunity
00:40:45to meet her in person.
00:40:47Politics can be so
00:40:49nasty, but let's have
00:40:51a night where it isn't.
00:40:53There is a nonpartisan
00:40:55charity fundraiser tomorrow night.
00:40:57I'll be there. Bring your
00:40:59fiance, Beth, along.
00:41:01I've never been to a black tie event
00:41:03before. The senator will expose me.
00:41:05Unless you're afraid to be together
00:41:07in public. Of course
00:41:09not. Beth will join me.
00:41:13Absolutely.
00:41:23How am I
00:41:25going to pull this off? I have never been to
00:41:27a black tie event. It'll be
00:41:29fun. And the booze is free.
00:41:31I'm excited to go out
00:41:33with him, but not as Beth. I won't
00:41:35know how to act. I mean, do I put
00:41:37my pinky out when I'm sipping champagne?
00:41:39Only if you're the Queen of England
00:41:41or something. You will be fine.
00:41:43What are you so worried about?
00:41:45I just don't want to hurt Topher
00:41:47or his campaign. Wow.
00:41:49You've got it bad for him,
00:41:51huh? A night on the arm
00:41:53of your handsome crush. And
00:41:55you get to dress up. And eat
00:41:57caviar. And finally see how the
00:41:59other half lives. I'm
00:42:01jealous. You're gonna
00:42:03need a fancy dress.
00:42:07Are you serious? Good thing
00:42:09I swiped this from the dry cleaner at the hotel.
00:42:11A rich guest left it.
00:42:13I got you covered.
00:42:23Yes.
00:42:29That's one. Topher, darling,
00:42:31another glass of champagne. Yes,
00:42:33girl. Make him work for it.
00:42:35You think he'll like it? Like it? He'll be
00:42:37drooling.
00:42:39Sarah! It's me, Topher.
00:42:41I know it's late, but I need to see you.
00:42:43He's here to see me?
00:42:45But he can't see me like
00:42:47this.
00:42:49Sarah, the most eligible
00:42:51bachelor in the state is
00:42:53outside your door looking for you.
00:42:55No, Topher.
00:42:57Topher, hold on, please.
00:42:59He can't see me as Beth,
00:43:01so I just need you to go distract him.
00:43:03I brought you something.
00:43:05I'll just leave it outside for you here.
00:43:11I'll see you tomorrow, Sarah.
00:43:13Just one second.
00:43:15What has gotten into you?
00:43:17I'm in, but distract him.
00:43:19Okay.
00:43:21Sarah. Oh.
00:43:23Hi. You're from the hotel.
00:43:25Stephanie, right? Yes.
00:43:27Sarah will be out in a second.
00:43:29I was just sleeping.
00:43:31Have fun, you two.
00:43:37What was that? Is everything okay?
00:43:43Wow. Told you I'd be done in a second.
00:43:45I heard a crash.
00:43:47I thought you might be hurt.
00:43:51What are you doing here?
00:43:53I, uh...
00:43:55I could make something up and say
00:43:57I needed help with a draft of my speech,
00:43:59but I don't.
00:44:01I came here to see you.
00:44:03I'm very thankful
00:44:05for all the help you've done
00:44:07with my campaign.
00:44:09Beth wouldn't have done that interview if you hadn't convinced her.
00:44:11You were pretty convincing all on your own.
00:44:13I wish I could say what I came here to say,
00:44:15but I have a fake fiancé.
00:44:19And after the election,
00:44:21no worries about scandal.
00:44:23Let's revisit this conversation.
00:44:27Good luck at the
00:44:29event tomorrow.
00:44:31I won't need luck if you're there.
00:44:33It's black tie.
00:44:35I thought you might need something to wear.
00:44:43Topher, this is
00:44:45gorgeous.
00:44:47But I shouldn't be there
00:44:49as your intern.
00:44:51You're my assistant.
00:44:53I need you there with me.
00:44:55I want to thank you and Beth together.
00:44:57Good night, Sarah.
00:44:59Me
00:45:01and Beth
00:45:03in the same room?
00:45:09Okay, piece of cake.
00:45:11Just have to be two people
00:45:13in the same place tonight.
00:45:15Sarah, the campaign intern,
00:45:17and my heiress fiancé.
00:45:19Dumb hick.
00:45:21Where were you when they did the interview yesterday?
00:45:23You snuck away again.
00:45:25I don't know what you're talking about, Rebecca.
00:45:27But didn't the candidate talk to you about being nicer to me?
00:45:29Nice?
00:45:31How the hell am I supposed to be nice
00:45:33to a poor farm girl?
00:45:35Look at this knockoff dress.
00:45:37Let me see this cheap...
00:45:39It isn't cheap, so don't touch it.
00:45:41Too poor to remove the price tag?
00:45:43How the hell did you afford
00:45:45to wear that dress?
00:45:47We are days out from an election, and you're stealing?
00:45:49If anyone finds out, it'll be a scandal.
00:45:51I didn't steal it.
00:45:53It was a gift.
00:45:55Ha ha, from who?
00:45:57A special man in my life.
00:45:59What, do you think you're Cinderella?
00:46:01Get lost, intern.
00:46:03He's coming over to talk to me about how hot I look.
00:46:05Looking
00:46:07very handsome tonight, sir.
00:46:09Should we get a drink
00:46:11and do some political strategizing?
00:46:13Wow.
00:46:15Sarah, you look beautiful.
00:46:17Excuse me, she
00:46:19stole that dress.
00:46:21She stole that dress.
00:46:23It's not stealing
00:46:25if it's a gift.
00:46:27What?
00:46:29Who in their right mind
00:46:31would buy a farm girl designer?
00:46:33Am I not in my right mind?
00:46:35I bought it for Sarah.
00:46:37What?
00:46:39Ah!
00:46:41I'll be right back.
00:46:49Looky, looky.
00:46:51The sex creep
00:46:53candidate, flirting
00:46:55with the poor young
00:46:57intern behind his
00:46:59fiancé's back.
00:47:01And speaking of your fiancé back...
00:47:03I'm gonna go change into bath tofu.
00:47:05Just hang on.
00:47:07Your concern for my personal life is touching, Senator.
00:47:09My fiancé will be right here.
00:47:11Isn't that right?
00:47:15Mr. Stinnett,
00:47:17where's your lovely fiancé?
00:47:19And when exactly are you gonna be
00:47:21marrying that pretty girl?
00:47:23Yeah! Topher,
00:47:25where is she?
00:47:27Your woman is in here in five seconds
00:47:29and you will be
00:47:31destroyed,
00:47:33I'm telling you.
00:47:40Darling,
00:47:42is this cranky old man
00:47:44bothering you?
00:47:46Only a little, darling fiancé.
00:47:48Shall we sit for dinner?
00:47:55I have been dying
00:47:57to meet you, Beth.
00:48:01I think you're a fraud.
00:48:03And I'm gonna be watching you
00:48:05all night long
00:48:08Oh, shit.
00:48:10What am I supposed to do during a five-course meal?
00:48:12Why are there so many forks and spoons?
00:48:14Ladies and gentlemen,
00:48:16as your senator,
00:48:18I am proud to be
00:48:20raising money for
00:48:22for
00:48:24my Bobby Boy
00:48:26family community council.
00:48:28Family values!
00:48:30Which my opponent Stinnett
00:48:32has none of.
00:48:34First a prostitute
00:48:36Second, fiancé,
00:48:38we know nothing about it.
00:48:40Senator,
00:48:42this isn't a political event.
00:48:44It's charity.
00:48:46Leave the nasty politics aside for the night.
00:48:50I'm sorry you have to sleep without tonight.
00:48:52It's okay.
00:48:54I just pluck my nose when I'm around him.
00:48:56Smart.
00:48:58His odor's legendary.
00:49:00Beth!
00:49:02You're an heiress
00:49:04and a political donor?
00:49:08Funny.
00:49:10Politics is such a small world
00:49:12after all.
00:49:14And I have never seen or heard of you
00:49:16until now.
00:49:18That's funny.
00:49:20I hadn't heard of you either
00:49:22until you started attacking the rights of women and working people.
00:49:24A wealthy heiress
00:49:26who doesn't know basic
00:49:28banquet table etiquette.
00:49:30Ha!
00:49:32Beth, are you alright?
00:49:34Of course she knows.
00:49:36It's the foreman.
00:49:38Don't coach her, Stinnett!
00:49:40A rich heiress who doesn't know
00:49:42which is the salad fork.
00:49:44What else
00:49:46are you hiding?
00:49:48Senator,
00:49:50these elitist banquets are a little pretentious.
00:49:52I may be rich, but
00:49:54in my heart,
00:49:56I'm working class.
00:49:58People who don't give a damn much work to use.
00:50:02Like Christopher.
00:50:04I support his campaign
00:50:06because he's a candidate for the people,
00:50:08not the elites like you are,
00:50:10Senator.
00:50:12Nice try, girl.
00:50:14My name is Beth, not girl.
00:50:16I'm an independent
00:50:18woman who thinks for myself.
00:50:20The kind of woman you fear,
00:50:22because we're going to vote to kick your sexist butt
00:50:24out of office this election.
00:50:26Damn, Beth. Well played.
00:50:28This is outrageous.
00:50:30This is a charity event.
00:50:32This is not a woman's
00:50:34right, feminist,
00:50:36Nazi gathering.
00:50:38If you're so rich,
00:50:40where did you get your money?
00:50:42I want to see your taxes.
00:50:44I want to see your birth certificate.
00:50:46And I demand to know
00:50:48anything that-
00:50:50Lady!
00:50:52Is done with your sexist interrogation, Senator.
00:50:54Come on, my lady.
00:50:56Stance.
00:51:02Sorry.
00:51:04I know this is one you signed up for, but
00:51:06I really appreciate it.
00:51:08It's okay. I'm having fun with you.
00:51:14Is something wrong?
00:51:16I'm sorry, Beth.
00:51:18I really appreciate
00:51:20you signed up to be my fake fiance
00:51:22in order to save my campaign, but
00:51:24I had my heart set on someone else.
00:51:26Someone I really feel feelings for.
00:51:28Maybe even love.
00:51:30Who is it?
00:51:32I shouldn't act on it, because it would be a scandal.
00:51:34The Senator and press
00:51:36would devour me, because she's my intern.
00:51:40I think I'm in love with my assistant, Sarah.
00:51:42Really?
00:51:44Really.
00:51:50Oh my god, he loves me. What?
00:51:52Should I tell him I feel the same way?
00:51:56Well, I know Sarah.
00:51:58And I'm certain that she feels
00:52:00the same about you.
00:52:02Beth, that's the best news I've ever heard.
00:52:04Do you know where Sarah is? I need to talk to her.
00:52:06I want to talk to-
00:52:08She wants to
00:52:10talk to you, too.
00:52:12She'll meet you in your office
00:52:14after this event.
00:52:16Perfect. Thank you, Beth.
00:52:20I'm sorry.
00:52:28He loves me.
00:52:30He loves me!
00:52:32But how will he react when I tell him
00:52:34I've been pretending to be Beth?
00:52:36Will he hate me for it?
00:52:38Sarah.
00:52:41I needed to see you.
00:52:43Me too. Topher, I need to tell you something.
00:52:45It's something that I've been meaning to tell you
00:52:47for a long time, but-
00:52:49Not now, guys.
00:52:51Yes, now. The intern can wait.
00:52:53What is the intern doing here, lonely with you?
00:52:55Sarah and I need a few minutes alone
00:52:57to speak. Could you just give us a few minutes?
00:52:59This is important.
00:53:01A lot more important than whatever you need to talk to
00:53:03some farm girl intern about.
00:53:05You're rising fast in the polls, and it's days before the election.
00:53:07You're tied with Senator Hessler.
00:53:09All thanks to your relationship with Beth.
00:53:11People love her. She's our secret weapon.
00:53:13Seriously?
00:53:15People love me, but not
00:53:17the real me. The rich blonde
00:53:19they've been pretending to be.
00:53:21Politics is so ridiculous.
00:53:23I see. It's good news.
00:53:25Just give us a few minutes to talk.
00:53:27No time. We have to do a press conference to keep the momentum going.
00:53:33Wait!
00:53:35We're not doing any press conferences.
00:53:37I want a loan with Sarah. Now.
00:53:39Jesus, get your priorities straight.
00:53:41What could you possibly need to talk to her about now?
00:53:51Sarah, I've been dying
00:53:53to get you alone for a moment.
00:53:55I know it's dangerous and scandalous, but
00:53:57I need to tell you that I...
00:54:03Wait.
00:54:07Wait.
00:54:11You're Beth.
00:54:13It's you.
00:54:15It's you.
00:54:17You're Beth.
00:54:19Topher, I wanted to tell you, but I...
00:54:21Sarah. Beth.
00:54:23Whoever you are. Why?
00:54:25I had hardly left the farm
00:54:27my entire life before I came here.
00:54:29But I came here because of you.
00:54:31Because I believed in your campaign.
00:54:33You inspired me.
00:54:35You explained why you pretended to be a socialite.
00:54:37I wasn't pretending. I was just having fun.
00:54:39I didn't know it was you that night.
00:54:41But then...
00:54:43Then we had that night together.
00:54:45A beautiful,
00:54:47magical night.
00:54:51Then I came to the office
00:54:53and you walked in.
00:54:55And I knew that if anyone found out
00:54:57you weren't sleeping with your intern...
00:54:59It would ruin my campaign.
00:55:01I had to protect you, Topher.
00:55:04So I pretended to be Beth.
00:55:08Say something, Topher.
00:55:10Please.
00:55:12I have feelings for you, Sarah.
00:55:16I can't. If anyone found out
00:55:18Senator Hessler used this information
00:55:20to destroy you.
00:55:22It would ruin both of us.
00:55:24I'm willing to take that risk.
00:55:26But I can't.
00:55:28I believe in you.
00:55:30Your campaign is too important.
00:55:32I can't jeopardize it.
00:55:34But I love you.
00:55:35No.
00:55:37Now if he gets intimate with his assistant
00:55:39it's game over for all of us.
00:55:41So keep it professional.
00:55:43Please.
00:55:45Don't.
00:55:51Hey, what's going on?
00:55:55The press is outside.
00:55:56They want a statement about your rising polls.
00:55:59Come on, the election's tied.
00:56:03What the hell does he need to talk to you about so badly?
00:56:05It's nothing. It's none of your business.
00:56:11You're so important to him?
00:56:15This is his speech.
00:56:17Make yourself useful.
00:56:19And give it to him.
00:56:21Now.
00:56:23Hurry.
00:56:28Now you'll be fired.
00:56:30Now you'll be fired.
00:56:32Hick.
00:56:42It's just your speech.
00:56:50Thank you all for coming tonight.
00:56:52I'm here to talk about an urgent issue.
00:57:00What?
00:57:16You know
00:57:18I could stand up here and give you all a scripted speech
00:57:20like most politicians
00:57:23but I'm a different candidate.
00:57:25So why don't we flip the script?
00:57:28You ask me any question and I will answer.
00:57:32Any questions?
00:57:40This is a serious campaign
00:57:42to defeat an evil senator.
00:57:44But how am I supposed to win
00:57:46if my own staff is sabotaging me
00:57:48with a blank speech?
00:57:50Who gave him the speech?
00:57:52Who?
00:57:54Farm girl did it.
00:57:56I saw her give the speech to him.
00:57:58No, that's not true.
00:58:00So you didn't give him the papers?
00:58:02No. Yes, I did give him the papers.
00:58:04Are you trying to sabotage us?
00:58:06Are you working for Senator Hessler?
00:58:08I didn't do this.
00:58:10We have to fire her.
00:58:12That's right. Fire the incompetent.
00:58:14Wait.
00:58:16Rebecca gave me the papers
00:58:18and told me to give them to him.
00:58:20You pathetic lying hick.
00:58:22I'm not a liar.
00:58:24And stop calling me a hick.
00:58:26Enough.
00:58:28I can't believe that Sarah
00:58:30would do this.
00:58:32She's a good person.
00:58:34I want her to stick around no matter what.
00:58:36She gave you the papers.
00:58:38There's one easy way to prove this.
00:58:40Check the printer ID.
00:58:42Sue printed out these pages.
00:58:44What? But Sarah did it.
00:58:46She did it.
00:58:48Case closed. The end. Fire her.
00:58:50Case is closed, Rebecca.
00:58:52The code was used to print the pages out.
00:58:56No, I...
00:58:58It's not what it looks like.
00:59:00This is your final warning.
00:59:02You do one more thing to ruin my campaign
00:59:04or demean Sarah one more time
00:59:06and you're fired.
00:59:08I need to speak with you
00:59:10alone.
00:59:12Topher. Mr. Stinnett.
00:59:14I can't.
00:59:16I won't be the reason
00:59:18to stay in the election, so...
00:59:20To keep the profession.
00:59:22Wait, Sarah.
00:59:24Sir!
00:59:26You're needed in the film studio
00:59:28for your final campaign ad.
00:59:30Forget about the intern.
00:59:32We need to go. Now.
00:59:34I'm only going if Sarah goes.
00:59:40Why?
00:59:42Senator Hessler's reckless
00:59:44I...
00:59:46I mean radical ideas.
00:59:48Cut.
00:59:50Topher, what's going on?
00:59:52I'm fine. Let's just go for another take.
00:59:54What the hell did you do for him, girl?
00:59:56What did you say to him in his office?
00:59:58For once in your life, Rebecca, just leave me alone.
01:00:00Leave you alone?
01:00:02I don't know what you did,
01:00:04but I know that this is somehow your fault.
01:00:06You screwed with the candidate's mind
01:00:08and now he's going to lose.
01:00:10No, I only want him to win.
01:00:12Well, whatever you're doing,
01:00:14you're doing a terrible job, idiot.
01:00:16Vote for Christopher Stinnett.
01:00:18Vote for me, Stinnett. Senate.
01:00:20Vote for the Senate.
01:00:22And I'm here to talk about
01:00:24love.
01:00:26Love.
01:00:28Cut! Cut!
01:00:30Topher, what's going on?
01:00:34Why are you looking at an
01:00:36an intern?
01:00:38It's just, Stinnett,
01:00:40I'm here. I just want to see you do your best.
01:00:42I know you can win this,
01:00:44so,
01:00:46let's see it. Let's go.
01:00:48Again, another take.
01:00:52Senator Hesler
01:00:54runs on fear and hatred.
01:00:56I'm a different kind of candidate.
01:00:58I believe everyone deserves respect
01:01:00and admiration.
01:01:02Whether you're a high-powered CEO
01:01:04or a working girl on a farm,
01:01:06I believe that everyone should follow their heart and their passions,
01:01:08whether it's popular or not.
01:01:10Love conquers
01:01:12hate, and love
01:01:14is worth taking risks for.
01:01:16This election, don't let fear
01:01:18control you. Follow your heart.
01:01:20Vote for love.
01:01:22I'm Christopher Stinnett,
01:01:24and I approve this message.
01:01:26Cut!
01:01:28That was fantastic!
01:01:30Bravo! Woo!
01:01:32What's gotten into you, man?
01:01:36Let's keep filming.
01:01:38You can give orders to your intern later.
01:01:40I'm tired of later.
01:01:42I want to talk now.
01:01:44Mr. Stinnett.
01:01:46Don't call me Mr. Stinnett.
01:01:48To you, it's just Topher.
01:01:50Excuse me?
01:01:52Where are you going?
01:01:54That was great, sir. Thank you.
01:01:58Before you say anything,
01:02:00Sarah,
01:02:02I want you. I need
01:02:04you. Topher, what about the election?
01:02:06Screw politics. You're more important.
01:02:08I don't care how it affects the campaign.
01:02:10I want to be together.
01:02:12For real. If you do.
01:03:04That was so beautiful.
01:03:06Sarah, I want to thank you.
01:03:08For what?
01:03:09You've made me happy, truly happy.
01:03:12I've been so focused on my career.
01:03:15I've never had a chance to feel love like this.
01:03:17I feel the same way.
01:03:19When I win, the first thing I'm going to do is let the whole world know you're my girl.
01:03:24You will win, Mr. Future Senator.
01:03:29We need to commemorate this moment with a drink.
01:03:34Be careful.
01:03:36Ouch.
01:03:38Are you okay?
01:03:40Yeah, I just cut my finger.
01:03:42Don't move.
01:03:45I don't want you to get hurt again.
01:03:49It's not a big deal.
01:03:53Don't move.
01:04:07I don't care who sees us together.
01:04:10I'm still your intern. The world still thinks you're engaged to Beth.
01:04:19We've been trying to reach you.
01:04:21Damn.
01:04:22What's going on? Are you having an affair?
01:04:26Is there someone in here?
01:04:28I'm entitled to my privacy. Get out.
01:04:31This is a political campaign. There's no such thing as privacy.
01:04:37Oh, sorry. Beth, I...
01:04:40Topher, I didn't realize you were with your fiancée.
01:04:43What happened to your finger, Beth?
01:04:45Can't handle all the candidates' passion in the bedroom?
01:04:47Enough, Rebecca. Get out.
01:04:50I apologize, sir.
01:04:51I came to tell you we're officially tying the polls.
01:04:54We'll see you in the morning.
01:04:59Did you hear that?
01:05:01It's a few more days without any scandals and you'll be a U.S. Senator.
01:05:05It calls for some celebration.
01:05:08Where were we?
01:05:14Farm girl, give me that pen quickly.
01:05:18Your finger is injured, just like...
01:05:21Excuse me.
01:05:22No, why would he fire me? I'm the one who set it up. I called Beth.
01:05:26Topher, I wasn't sure if I should come, but Sarah convinced me to.
01:05:31Holy shit.
01:05:33Holy shit.
01:05:36You are Beth.
01:05:38Rebecca, please keep your voice down.
01:05:40You lying slut.
01:05:43I don't know how it works on the corn farm, but in the real world, there are consequences.
01:05:49Do you know what this means?
01:05:52A candidate for Senate sleeping with his intern?
01:05:56This will be a huge scandal.
01:05:58This will be a huge scandal.
01:06:00Christopher will lose the election.
01:06:03Thank you for the reminder, but no one will know if you don't...
01:06:06How did a dumb, poor farm girl like you seduce the hottest, most eligible bachelor in the state?
01:06:15Did you drug him or something? He should have been mine.
01:06:19Just keep your voice down.
01:06:21What is going on?
01:06:23I warned you about yelling at Sarah.
01:06:26I just found out you're sleeping with this slut.
01:06:29Not only is it shocking, it'll end your career.
01:06:33I know that you do not care about her, so just dump her now and we'll figure it out.
01:06:40I don't care about her.
01:06:44I love her.
01:06:48I don't care about her.
01:06:52I love her.
01:06:54Sorry, I was on a call. What's going on here?
01:06:57Topher, I need your help finalizing this press release. Let's go.
01:07:02He should be mine, you stupid, lying, slutty, corn-growing hick.
01:07:08For the last time, my family grows Brussels sprouts.
01:07:12And remember what happened the last time you called me a hick?
01:07:14Topher threatened to fire you.
01:07:16Just think what my boyfriend will do when he finds out.
01:07:21Oh no, poor girl, you should really be more careful.
01:07:31I'm fine, I'm okay.
01:07:35Did you do this?
01:07:36What? No, of course not.
01:07:40I warned you, Rebecca.
01:07:42If the hick says I pushed her, she's lying.
01:07:46I warned you about the name-calling.
01:07:48I will not tolerate members of my staff being cruel.
01:07:52I didn't.
01:07:53Enough!
01:07:55You're fired.
01:07:56What?
01:07:58That stupid bitch lied.
01:08:00No, Topher, you can't fire your senior staff this close to election night.
01:08:04Yes, I can.
01:08:06You evil bitch. I'll make you pay.
01:08:11This is a big mistake.
01:08:16I will always protect you, Sarah.
01:08:18I know, Topher.
01:08:20But aren't you worried now that she knows
01:08:22that she's going to go and tell Senator Hessler and the media you're sleeping with your intern?
01:08:27As long as I can be with you.
01:08:29But...
01:08:30Don't worry, Rebecca's just jealous.
01:08:33She cares about this cane bin too much to destroy it.
01:08:35I don't care about that right now.
01:08:37All I care about is you.
01:08:40Did you mean it when you said that you love me?
01:08:44Of course I did.
01:08:46I love you, Sarah.
01:08:49I love you too.
01:08:58Sarah, what do you think about this line for the debate's note?
01:09:05I like it.
01:09:06Glad you like it.
01:09:09Ahem.
01:09:12I think that's enough input from the intern.
01:09:15We have an election tomorrow and a debate against Hessler in a couple of hours.
01:09:20No more distractions.
01:09:22Let's go.
01:09:25Come on, get your head in the game.
01:09:27Trust me, I'm all riled up.
01:09:29Sarah, would you care to join us?
01:09:31No, Topher, she's not coming. You're engaged to Beth.
01:09:35I'm not going to let the media see the lusty ways you look at your intern.
01:09:38She's not coming!
01:09:47When he goes low, you go high.
01:09:50In the debate, I need you to emphasize love over hate.
01:09:53Hey, right here. Get that?
01:09:55Yeah. Where's Sarah?
01:10:05Hi, I'm Sarah from the Christopher Stennett campaign. He's expecting me.
01:10:10Sarah, yes. Here you are.
01:10:15His campaign manager specifically told me to keep you out.
01:10:18Go away.
01:10:19But...
01:10:29Hi, I'm here for my fiancé's interview. My name's...
01:10:32I know who you are. You're Beth. Please, go right in.
01:10:36Oh, and good luck tonight.
01:10:41Sarah, I'm so glad you're here.
01:10:43You're my good luck charm.
01:10:50Sorry, Beth, I...
01:10:52Wait, Sarah?
01:10:54You're sleeping with your intern?
01:10:57Oh my God.
01:10:58Beth doesn't even exist.
01:11:00It's been Sarah this whole time?
01:11:02Calm down.
01:11:04I ordered you not to come here!
01:11:06You're a scandal waiting to happen!
01:11:08We're in love. He wants me at this debate.
01:11:11You stupid...
01:11:12Hey!
01:11:13That's my girl.
01:11:15Your girl? Jesus, Topher, this is a disaster!
01:11:19You've let this little farm girl hijack your entire campaign!
01:11:24Dump her now, and kick her out.
01:11:27Or I'll resign as your campaign manager.
01:11:31Sarah, the election is in two days.
01:11:34I can't do this without a brilliant campaign manager.
01:11:37Congratulations, Sarah.
01:11:39You're my new campaign manager.
01:11:41What?
01:11:42Your services are no longer needed.
01:11:46Good luck winning without me.
01:11:51Listen.
01:11:54Go out there.
01:11:55Kick some girl's ass back.
01:12:01I'm sorry.
01:12:03Hey, farm slut.
01:12:06Becca, Topher fired you. What are you doing here?
01:12:09I'm not even here.
01:12:10I'm working for Senator Hasselhoff.
01:12:13And I told him everything.
01:12:15How Topher is sleeping with you, his intern.
01:12:20This debate is about to be a bloodbath.
01:12:23Becca, I can't believe you defected to the enemy because you hate me that much.
01:12:28You really are so headless.
01:12:30What are you going to do about it, farm girl?
01:12:32Try and fight me?
01:12:35No, I don't fight.
01:12:37I go to war.
01:12:40We are live for the Senate debate between Senator Hessler and his challenger, Christopher Stinnett.
01:12:47That's a lie, Senator.
01:12:49We saw you fire a gun indoors at a press conference.
01:12:53We all saw the video.
01:12:54What video?
01:12:56If there was a video with an AI fake.
01:13:02You are really getting nasty in the dirt.
01:13:06Like a farm girl.
01:13:10You and your boyfriend are about to be drowning in scandal.
01:13:13And speaking of farm girls, you have one as your intern, right?
01:13:19Stinnett, are you sleeping with your intern?
01:13:22Your intern?
01:13:25You are having an unethical, immoral, disgusting, told you affair with one of your employees.
01:13:36Your intern!
01:13:38I...
01:13:40Hang on.
01:13:41No.
01:13:43This.
01:13:48What are you smiling about?
01:13:50Your boyfriend is about to be destroyed.
01:13:54Topher sees the best in people.
01:13:56But on the farm, I learned to trust my gut.
01:13:59I knew you would do something desperate when he fired you.
01:14:03So I prepared for this.
01:14:06You rang, Sarah?
01:14:08How the hell can a maid help you?
01:14:12All you have to do is tell the truth.
01:14:21Candy, I mean, who are you?
01:14:24You've spent your entire campaign mocking and demeaning women.
01:14:28Now it's time for me to give you a taste of your own medicine.
01:14:33Ah, come on, Senator H, you know me.
01:14:37I didn't sleep with your opponent like you paid me to.
01:14:42But I sure did sleep with you, big boy.
01:14:47I am a religious, moral family man and I did not have sex with this woman.
01:15:03Now turn that damn thing off.
01:15:05We have a bigger scandal right here.
01:15:08Topher is not only screwing his intern.
01:15:12His fiance isn't real.
01:15:14His fiance isn't real.
01:15:16He lied, he lied, he lied.
01:15:19Christopher Stanton, he slept with his intern.
01:15:22Then he lied to all of you to pretend that his fiance was a social life.
01:15:32I...
01:15:33After we destroy your life tonight, you'll have no choice but to run home to your little corn farm.
01:15:38I...
01:15:39I, I, I, you lied! Admit it!
01:15:42And then drop out of this race in disgrace.
01:15:45Fool!
01:15:53You're right.
01:15:56I wasn't honest about my personal life.
01:15:59You all deserve the truth straight from me.
01:16:02Scandal!
01:16:03Godless, unethical, immoral, lying S.O.B.
01:16:10I did lie.
01:16:12But the difference between us, you lied for cruelty and power.
01:16:19I did it for love.
01:16:22Sarah, I love you and I want everyone to know it.
01:16:26I care more about you than I care about winning this election.
01:16:31Will you please come on to the debate stage with me?
01:16:33He wants me to go on national TV?
01:16:36Don't do it, Hick.
01:16:38I can do this.
01:16:39For Topher.
01:16:42I can do it.
01:16:46What in the hell are you doing?
01:16:49This is a T.P.D., a televised political debate.
01:16:53You can't bring prom.
01:16:54You think all women are objects?
01:16:57Sarah is not promising.
01:17:01This is highly irregular.
01:17:03This is cheating.
01:17:04This is rigging the election.
01:17:06And this girl's got no business.
01:17:08No.
01:17:09My name is Sarah, not girl.
01:17:12I want to talk about rights.
01:17:14You've been fighting to take away women's rights, Senator.
01:17:18You've demeaned and degraded women for far too long.
01:17:21Shut up.
01:17:23Sit down, woman.
01:17:25No.
01:17:26I'm showing you what it's like to finally have a powerful woman stand up to you.
01:17:30You sexist whore.
01:17:33Give him hell, babe.
01:17:35I'm not his intern.
01:17:37I'm his campaign manager.
01:17:40What?
01:17:41When I first met this woman, it was a case of mistaken identity.
01:17:45I didn't know she was my intern.
01:17:47And she didn't know I was her boss.
01:17:49Topher thought I was a socialite named Beth.
01:17:52And because Senator Hessler is a psychopath who was stalking Topher in an attempt to bring him down,
01:17:59I was afraid to create a scandal.
01:18:01So, yes, I pretended to be Beth in public.
01:18:05But I didn't fall in love with Beth.
01:18:08I fell in love with Sarah.
01:18:10Some things are more important than elections, than politics.
01:18:15But I love you, Sarah.
01:18:17Win, win or lose, I want to be with you.
01:18:20OMG, I am so confused.
01:18:24Is it Beth? Is it Sarah? Is it Clark Kent? Is it Spider-Man?
01:18:27Either way, you guys had an illicit affair and you lied about your engagement.
01:18:32For once, Senator, you're right.
01:18:36We're not engaged.
01:18:38But I'm here to correct that.
01:18:49Sarah, I love you.
01:18:51Whether I win or lose this election, I don't want to lose you.
01:18:55Will you marry me?
01:18:57Yes, of course I'll marry you.
01:19:06Ah, no!
01:19:09I will have you criminally investigated.
01:19:13I've done it before.
01:19:15I've stolen so much money from the Senate.
01:19:18I'm rich and I'll use this money to destroy you.
01:19:22And to bribe prosecutors to investigate you.
01:19:27No, Senator! Stop talking!
01:19:31It's about time you admitted to your crime, Senator.
01:19:35Hey, I didn't mean it!
01:19:37It's all taken out of context.
01:19:39If you see a clip of me on some video admitting crimes,
01:19:43it is a fake A.I. video!
01:19:46A cheap fake fake news!
01:19:48Cut! Cut your commercial! Now!
01:19:50What?
01:19:52What?
01:20:02Senator, we can figure this out.
01:20:05Silas, you incompetent woman!
01:20:08Go! Talk to the media!
01:20:10Get them to report Stennett's scandal!
01:20:14I tried. They don't care.
01:20:17They love him and his farm girl love story.
01:20:20Farm girl? Ooh, that is kind of hot.
01:20:23I can't lose this election!
01:20:26Oh, shark!
01:20:28I've made a huge mistake.
01:20:31You are my mistress.
01:20:36No matter what happens, you ran a good campaign.
01:20:40I'm forever grateful for all you've earned.
01:20:43No regrets.
01:20:45You crushed Senator Hessler in the debate,
01:20:48but he has a big base of support.
01:20:51This will be an extremely close election.
01:20:5450-50 coin toss.
01:20:56You need to relax. Come with me.
01:21:03As your campaign manager, I disagree with the staff.
01:21:07The voters don't want cruelty. They want hope.
01:21:11I think you'll win in a landslide.
01:21:13I hope so.
01:21:15But if I lose, it's not your fault.
01:21:18No matter what, I still love you and I can't wait to marry you.
01:21:21Me too. But you won't lose.
01:21:24An election this close?
01:21:26It would take hours for the results to come in.
01:21:29I think I know what we can do to kill some time together.
01:21:33They're about to call it!
01:21:40Senator Hessler has been defeated!
01:21:43It's a landslide for Christopher Stinnett, our new U.S. Senator!
01:21:50Yes!
01:21:56Mr. Senator-elect.
01:22:01Sarah, he won because of you.
01:22:04You were right.
01:22:06Congratulations, both of you.
01:22:08Great victory and great paycheck.
01:22:14Yes!
01:22:22Senator, she's coming.
01:22:33I'm the luckiest man in Washington.
01:22:36Because I have you.
01:22:39I don't know about you, but I love your farm.
01:22:43I wanted to help change the world.
01:22:45But I never imagined I would end up here.
01:22:48Okay, let's get to the end.
01:22:50I now pronounce you Senator and wife.
01:22:54Yeah!
01:22:57Mrs. Senator, the honeymoon can wait.
01:23:00First, let's change the world.
01:23:04Get us a copy of our Women's Right Amendment.
01:23:06Let's make this thing into law.