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Chiquito Pero Peligroso (Little Man)(2006) Película Completa en Español latino
Chiquito Pero Peligroso (Little Man)(2006) Película Completa en Español latino
Chiquito Pero Peligroso (Little Man)(2006) Película Completa en Español latino

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00:00:001, 2, 3, 3, 3. Hey, what's next to 3?
00:00:08Uh, 4. 4 goes after 3.
00:00:10I can't hear you count!
00:00:124.
00:00:144!
00:00:155.
00:00:165!
00:00:186.
00:00:196, fast!
00:00:207.
00:00:20Sam's.
00:00:218.
00:00:23You're leaving.
00:00:30We'll see you later, sweet lips.
00:00:34Exit inmate!
00:00:36You'll be back!
00:00:38See you later!
00:00:40Where is that man?
00:00:42Open the doors!
00:01:00Where is that idiot?
00:01:16Cal! Cal!
00:01:22What an idiot.
00:01:24I'll open the door for my boss, my old man is coming!
00:01:26Idiot!
00:01:30I'm sorry, Cal.
00:01:32Idiot!
00:01:34Wait a minute.
00:01:36Do you want us to steal a diamond?
00:01:38And how much are you going to pay for that?
00:01:40Listen to this, 100 grand.
00:01:42100 grand?
00:01:44That's a lot.
00:01:46So I can start with my brand.
00:01:48I'm going to give you a taste of my first single.
00:01:50That's good.
00:01:52Yeah?
00:01:54They've never shot me.
00:01:56But they've always hit me in the neck.
00:01:58With a lever.
00:02:00Look at the lyrics, look at the lyrics.
00:02:02I'll take you to the butcher's.
00:02:04So you can suck a pig's dick.
00:02:06Even though I know you like ham.
00:02:08If you're a Jew, I have ham for you.
00:02:10Hey, hey!
00:02:12Hey, camel's mouth.
00:02:14That's 50 cents.
00:02:16Cal, this isn't 50 cents.
00:02:18He's talking about candies.
00:02:20I'm talking about meat.
00:02:22Please keep your money in the mattress, camel.
00:02:24Yeah, I bet you'll use it better.
00:02:26In bars and cheap shirts.
00:02:28What?
00:02:30What you have to do is find yourself a good girl and settle down.
00:02:32Please, Percy, that's not going to happen.
00:02:34Since you're a dwarf, your ideas outdo you.
00:02:36I'm going to tell you something about love, Percy.
00:02:38I never had it.
00:02:40I don't need it and I don't want it.
00:02:42You're not going to keep hitting me, Cal.
00:02:44I'm not your son.
00:02:46I'm going to be an unequal rapper.
00:02:48So take your hands off me.
00:02:50Because I'm close to the limit.
00:02:54So you stay back until Vanessa gets here.
00:02:56I'll give you a signal and you get out, okay?
00:02:58Okay, understood.
00:03:00Hey, Jimmy, please, this is the best day of my life.
00:03:02This has to be sensational.
00:03:04Hey, man, I understand you.
00:03:06And can I tell you something?
00:03:08Congratulations, that's my hero.
00:03:10You got to the base, right?
00:03:12Oh, man, you did it.
00:03:14You did it, Daryl.
00:03:16Hey, you don't have to do this.
00:03:20The trip I had to make to get here...
00:03:22Jimmy, yes, yes, yes, goodbye, goodbye.
00:03:24Thank you, thank you.
00:03:30Hello.
00:03:34I'm so glad you were able to get out of work.
00:03:36Oh, you think I would have stayed at work
00:03:38and I would have missed this? Are you crazy?
00:03:40Look how you are.
00:03:42You are beautiful, beautiful.
00:03:44Oh, my God.
00:03:46It seems that it was just yesterday
00:03:48that we sat down in this same restaurant
00:03:50and I asked you to be my wife.
00:03:52And I'm still working for that diamond.
00:03:54I haven't forgotten the diamond.
00:03:56I know, you are the sweetest man on the planet.
00:03:58Can I talk now?
00:04:00Sorry, yes, yes, yes.
00:04:02Correct.
00:04:04So you know what I've been waiting to know.
00:04:06Well, I have the news.
00:04:08Yes?
00:04:10I'm pregnant!
00:04:12You'll have my baby.
00:04:14No, no.
00:04:16It's not important to me.
00:04:18There's nothing better than that.
00:04:20No, I'm not pregnant.
00:04:22No, I'm not pregnant.
00:04:24Sir!
00:04:26Sir!
00:04:28Sir!
00:04:30Enough.
00:04:32Jimmy, enough.
00:04:34I'm not pregnant.
00:04:36No?
00:04:42What do you mean you're not pregnant?
00:04:44You were pregnant, my love, but you had nausea
00:04:46and you were vomiting every day.
00:04:48I was very nervous.
00:04:50My love, what are we doing here then?
00:04:52Terry, they gave me the promotion.
00:04:54Well, let's go upstairs.
00:04:56To the west side.
00:04:58Jimmy, Jimmy.
00:05:00Now, now, now.
00:05:02No, I'm not pregnant.
00:05:04Enough, Jimmy, please, please, enough.
00:05:06You didn't have to do this.
00:05:08Please.
00:05:10Okay, go.
00:05:12Congratulations. I'm very happy.
00:05:16But?
00:05:18But I thought the kids would come to the family.
00:05:20And they will.
00:05:22But later.
00:05:24With this promotion, everything has to be planned.
00:05:26In a couple of years, I'll be vice president
00:05:28and I'll have time to have a child.
00:05:30In a couple of years? I don't want to wait that long.
00:05:32Daryl, it's just that a baby changes everything.
00:05:34I want to do whatever is necessary.
00:05:36Then there won't be poker at night.
00:05:38Well.
00:05:40Neither
00:05:42fast in the afternoon.
00:05:44Wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:05:46We haven't had fast in the afternoon since your father moved.
00:05:48No, that's not true. My dad is already an old man.
00:05:50Sometimes he forgets things and I don't feel comfortable
00:05:52with him living alone.
00:05:54Do you forget Whispering Glen?
00:05:56The brochure says that place is like a country club.
00:05:58It has machines that sell Viagra.
00:06:00Listen to me. As long as there is any danger to him or to the people,
00:06:02he will stay with us.
00:06:04Now,
00:06:06can we celebrate?
00:06:08Celebration.
00:06:10Come on, come on.
00:06:12Let's celebrate tonight.
00:06:14We're not going to fight.
00:06:16I'm not going to talk tonight.
00:06:18Women, I can't hear you.
00:06:20Celebrate, celebrate.
00:06:22Celebrate, celebrate.
00:06:24Run!
00:06:36Hey, asshole. What are you doing?
00:06:38I'm getting ready to rob the jewelry store.
00:06:40I'm going in like Jesse James.
00:06:42Percy, better keep the gun.
00:06:44The guns will take you to jail. I'm telling you right now.
00:06:46I'm not going back to jail. Is that clear?
00:06:48Better keep the gun.
00:06:50Why do you keep hitting me, Cal?
00:06:52I'd like you to come in right, Percy.
00:06:54Wait, help me.
00:06:58I want you to believe in the boss.
00:07:00No.
00:07:02I have a plan, kid.
00:07:04This stone is a diamond
00:07:06with three G-shapes.
00:07:08With very few imperfections.
00:07:10Almost none.
00:07:12Don't worry, Calvin.
00:07:14We're in.
00:07:16Look, there it is.
00:07:18Now do your thing, Cal.
00:07:22Ah, excuse me a moment.
00:07:26Do your thing.
00:07:28Yes, how can I help you?
00:07:30Ah, Percy.
00:07:32General director and talent hunter
00:07:34at Union P Records.
00:07:36I'm here to pick up one of my artists' jewelry.
00:07:38Oh, you're talking to the right person.
00:07:40Come on in, Percy P.
00:07:42I like it when you say my name.
00:07:44Can I sit down? I've been standing all day.
00:07:46Of course.
00:07:48Would you like a juice with gin?
00:07:50Would you like a juice with gin?
00:08:08I'm going to show you the finest there is right now.
00:08:12That's it.
00:08:14Come here.
00:08:20This is what I'm talking about, my love.
00:08:22And what can I give you today, Percy P.?
00:08:26Everything up here.
00:08:32I'll send one of my P Records assistants
00:08:34to pick up all the merchandise.
00:08:36Tell him to come and I'll throw all this crap
00:08:38in his trunk.
00:08:40Really?
00:08:42I'm leaving.
00:08:44Because I have to go.
00:08:46Bye.
00:08:48I'm leaving.
00:08:50Because I have an important meeting in...
00:08:52Oh, yeah, I know.
00:08:54I have to go.
00:08:56Come on, you five. Peace.
00:08:58Peace.
00:09:00Calm down. What's wrong?
00:09:02Has anyone seen my dog?
00:09:04Hello, doggy.
00:09:06Uh-oh.
00:09:08Let go of me, you bastard!
00:09:10Give me back my dog!
00:09:12Let go of me!
00:09:14Holy mother!
00:09:16The queen is gone!
00:09:18Calm down. We're almost there.
00:09:20I need the police.
00:09:22There was a robbery.
00:09:24We did it.
00:09:26We're Botch Cassidy Sundays of the moment.
00:09:28Give me back my dog!
00:09:30Besides, you're not even a dog, Chihuahua.
00:09:32Let go of me, you idiot!
00:09:34Right now, Cal.
00:09:36Let go of me, you idiot!
00:09:38Oh, hell!
00:09:40It's time for you to turn around.
00:09:42I can't believe it, man!
00:09:44Damn it!
00:09:46Percy, they put a padlock on you.
00:09:48And I'm going to kick your...
00:09:50He finally caught me.
00:09:52Who, you?
00:09:54Nettie, the one who works in public security, says I got her pregnant.
00:09:56I went to court and I have all my infractions.
00:09:58I'm leaving.
00:10:00Hey, Percy!
00:10:02Did you forget something?
00:10:04What?
00:10:06Come here!
00:10:08I'm sorry, Cal.
00:10:12Ah!
00:10:14They went that way.
00:10:16How are they?
00:10:18They're black.
00:10:20I've got them! Dark, of course.
00:10:22Half.
00:10:24The suspect escaped on foot.
00:10:26African American.
00:10:28About 50.
00:10:30Not very dark.
00:10:32Like mocha color with caramel.
00:10:34Ah!
00:10:36What?
00:10:38Gomezon?
00:10:40Ah!
00:10:42Get me down!
00:10:44We have to separate.
00:10:46Okay.
00:10:54It's because I'm tense.
00:10:56It's not because she's pregnant.
00:10:58Please, honey, don't say you're tense.
00:11:00It's not good for the baby.
00:11:02Darling, there's no baby.
00:11:04Corridor 2.
00:11:06Just say it.
00:11:10Okay.
00:11:16Let's go.
00:11:18Darling, please.
00:11:20Okay, let's go.
00:11:22Yes.
00:11:24Not one more.
00:11:26Okay, okay.
00:11:34I've got him!
00:11:36Come here!
00:11:40Don't resist!
00:11:42Don't resist!
00:11:44It's not him.
00:11:46What? You said African American.
00:11:48Yes, but I said mocha color with caramel.
00:11:50It's like decaffeinated.
00:11:52Maybe with a little cream.
00:11:54It's not the one we're looking for.
00:11:56Can I go?
00:11:58Yes, go.
00:12:00Ah!
00:12:02I didn't see mocha color!
00:12:06What?
00:12:08He looked suspicious.
00:12:10I know he's going to do something.
00:12:12I'll wait for him.
00:12:14Do you still have the diamond?
00:12:16Yes, I hid it.
00:12:18Where?
00:12:20In his bag?
00:12:22No, Calvin, what now?
00:12:24We have to take it from him.
00:12:26Let's go.
00:12:34Follow that car.
00:12:38Let's go.
00:12:56Hey, they got out.
00:12:58There's no baby.
00:13:00There's no baby.
00:13:02Let's go.
00:13:08Where's my beautiful girl?
00:13:10Daddy.
00:13:12Who's the best dad in the world?
00:13:14I am.
00:13:16I know you can say it better.
00:13:18Who's the best dad in the world?
00:13:20I am.
00:13:22I can't hear you.
00:13:24I'm the best dad in the world.
00:13:26I'm the best dad in the world.
00:13:38What's the good news?
00:13:40I got a promotion.
00:13:42Congratulations.
00:13:44You'll soon be able to leave this vagabond.
00:13:46Hey, he's not a vagabond.
00:13:48No?
00:13:50What man gives a woman who loves a wedding ring
00:13:52without a diamond?
00:13:54Yes.
00:13:56I'm going to sleep with Jennifer Lopez
00:13:58while Halle Berry tickles her butt.
00:14:00For a moment,
00:14:02I thought you were going to tell me
00:14:04that you had let him get you pregnant.
00:14:06But now I see that he doesn't have bullets in his chamber.
00:14:08Why do you say that? What do you mean?
00:14:10You heard me.
00:14:12Bulletproof. And you cook with a damp pan.
00:14:14What are you saying?
00:14:16I can't get up.
00:14:18My sperms have fallen.
00:14:20And I can't get up.
00:14:22Calm down, old man.
00:14:24Enough, enough, please, gentlemen.
00:14:26Dad, we're going to have a baby
00:14:28at the right time.
00:14:30But...
00:14:32Love each other a lot.
00:14:40It's still in the bag.
00:14:42It's still in the bag.
00:14:44Let's go for the rock.
00:14:46But how many times do I have to tell you not to take it out?
00:14:48What are we going to do?
00:14:50Who's going to kill us if we don't give him the diamond?
00:14:52So let's find a way to get in.
00:14:58Well, the man said he wanted a baby.
00:15:00No.
00:15:02No.
00:15:04No. I'm not going to dress up as a baby.
00:15:06Stay still, Calvin.
00:15:08Don't move, or I can shoot you.
00:15:10If you shoot me, you're going to pay.
00:15:12Listen, stay here.
00:15:14I'm going to go in, pick up the diamond, and I'm out.
00:15:16As soon as your mom sees you,
00:15:18she's going to say you're a cute baby.
00:15:20I'm leaving.
00:15:22Can't you find anything better than a doghouse?
00:15:24You stay there.
00:15:26I told you this would work, Cal.
00:15:30Don't move.
00:15:32Everything will be fine.
00:15:34I'll be behind the bushes.
00:15:42Get out. Get out of there.
00:15:44I'm going to turn you into a berracoa if you don't leave.
00:15:46What's wrong with you? You can't eat chocolate.
00:15:48Get out of here, cutie.
00:15:50Get out.
00:15:52Get out of there.
00:16:06Cucutata.
00:16:08Honey?
00:16:10Yes?
00:16:12Come here.
00:16:14Cucutata.
00:16:16Oh, my God.
00:16:18It's a baby.
00:16:20Yes.
00:16:22It has a note.
00:16:24Please accept Calvin
00:16:26because we can't take care of him anymore.
00:16:28Poor thing.
00:16:30His dad must have been retarded.
00:16:32Well, put him in the house.
00:16:34It's cold here.
00:16:36Come here, buddy.
00:16:38That's it.
00:16:40That's it. I got you.
00:16:42What an unpleasant smell.
00:16:48Dad, we found a baby at the door.
00:16:50What? And what is it?
00:16:52Man or woman?
00:16:54I think it's a man.
00:16:56Whatever it is, it stinks.
00:16:58Let's see. I think Janet left some diapers.
00:17:00Doesn't your dad have diapers up there?
00:17:02What are you talking about, young man?
00:17:04I don't wear diapers.
00:17:06What are you talking about?
00:17:08Do you want to bet?
00:17:10Oh!
00:17:12Whoa!
00:17:14What's going on?
00:17:16Whoa!
00:17:18He's going to be a porn star.
00:17:20What the hell is that?
00:17:22I'll call child services.
00:17:24Yes.
00:17:26Yes, call them.
00:17:32Telephone assistance.
00:17:34Can you give me the number
00:17:36of child services, please?
00:17:38Social services will be closed
00:17:40on the weekend.
00:17:42It will be attended to Monday at 9 a.m.
00:17:48They close on the weekend.
00:17:50The office opens until Monday at 9 a.m.
00:17:52What do we do now?
00:17:54Put him back in bed
00:17:56and have him go back to where he came from.
00:17:58Don't say that, Dad.
00:18:00We could call the police.
00:18:08Oh!
00:18:10Oh!
00:18:12That doesn't sound good.
00:18:14Let's take him to the doctor.
00:18:16We don't know what happened.
00:18:18Yes, that's true.
00:18:20I'll go get the car keys.
00:18:22When you get to the hospital,
00:18:24don't stop.
00:18:26Throw that monster out the window
00:18:28and keep going.
00:18:30I don't want to see that ugly baby.
00:18:32Stinky kid.
00:18:34Was it a cough?
00:18:36Like a...
00:18:38like a smoky adult cough.
00:18:40Well, maybe it's nothing.
00:18:42Let's take your shirt off.
00:18:46It's strong.
00:18:48Let's go, little friend.
00:18:52Oh, my God.
00:18:54What's that scar?
00:18:56I'd say this little friend
00:18:58had his appendix removed.
00:19:00Or he had a terrible fight.
00:19:02What kind of person
00:19:04tattoos a child?
00:19:06You can't imagine.
00:19:08Now, open your mouth.
00:19:10Open your mouth and say,
00:19:12Let's go, let's go.
00:19:16What's going on?
00:19:18I've never seen a baby
00:19:20like a bridge.
00:19:22This child has the mouth
00:19:24of a 40-year-old man.
00:19:26Instead of his teeth coming out,
00:19:28his teeth are falling out.
00:19:30Is he going to be okay?
00:19:32His amygdalas are inflamed.
00:19:34Maybe he was cold.
00:19:36As a precaution, take his temperature
00:19:38before putting him in bed.
00:19:40That's all.
00:19:42Thank you, Doctor.
00:19:44You're welcome.
00:19:46This is horrible.
00:19:48Look at this kid.
00:19:50We have to hand him over
00:19:52to the authorities
00:19:54so they can look for his parents
00:19:56and put them in prison.
00:19:58We can't do that.
00:20:00What do we do?
00:20:02I say we keep him.
00:20:04Just until Monday.
00:20:06No, no, Daryl.
00:20:08He's a child.
00:20:10I don't know what to do with a child.
00:20:12Just until Monday.
00:20:14Then we'll take him to social services
00:20:16and they'll find him a home.
00:20:18Honey, who can take care of him
00:20:20better than us?
00:20:22Where is he?
00:20:24The baby?
00:20:26Where do you think you're going?
00:20:28What do we have here?
00:20:30Is this your baby?
00:20:32Yes, thank you.
00:20:34Well, actually, we found him in...
00:20:36Mom!
00:20:42He called me Mom?
00:20:46Here you go.
00:20:50Thank you, Officer.
00:20:54Percy, I don't like having to go look for you.
00:20:56Who, me?
00:20:58I wasn't hiding, Mr. Walken.
00:21:00Percy doesn't hide.
00:21:02I was going to come see him as soon as I had the diamond.
00:21:04So you don't have my diamond?
00:21:06No. Well, yes.
00:21:08Now I don't have it with me,
00:21:10but it's in a safe place.
00:21:12We have everything under control.
00:21:14Believe me, I guarantee it.
00:21:16Are you trying to swindle me, Percy?
00:21:18Swindle a swindler?
00:21:20That won't happen, Mr. Walken.
00:21:22We thought about it, and a situation came up,
00:21:24and we had to split up, but my partner...
00:21:26Percy, your partner is not my problem.
00:21:28My problem is that I don't have my diamond.
00:21:30I'm going to give you 24 hours.
00:21:32After that,
00:21:34my problem becomes Bruno or Roscoe's problem.
00:21:36And they
00:21:38become your problem.
00:21:40Is there a problem with that?
00:21:42I don't have a problem with that, Mr. Walken.
00:21:44I have everything under control, I swear.
00:21:46I don't want a single stain, not a single blur, nothing.
00:21:48Not a single stain.
00:21:50Okay, Mr. Walken.
00:21:52Let him go.
00:21:54I know the way out.
00:22:02There's nothing better than the afternoon news
00:22:04with a glass of milk and cookies.
00:22:06Damn it, I forgot my milk.
00:22:08Please, you can't be showing up like this.
00:22:10For a moment I thought you were Chucky.
00:22:12They should put you in a cage.
00:22:16What are you looking at?
00:22:20It is presumed that it is the same modus operandi
00:22:22that took place in the other four attractions.
00:22:24Oh, honey, look how comfortable he is with us.
00:22:26Oh, he's so cute.
00:22:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:22:30Of course not, no, no, no, no, no.
00:22:32Hey!
00:22:34Grandpa, let him sit there and eat his cookie.
00:22:36This is my throne, my sanctuary,
00:22:38my air, and my zone.
00:22:40It's a cookie.
00:22:42Yes, they start with a cookie.
00:22:44And then they want to come to dinner.
00:22:46And then they want to move.
00:22:48And the next thing you know,
00:22:50they get married to your daughter.
00:22:52You see?
00:22:54Why don't you mention it now?
00:22:56I already made that mistake.
00:22:58Please.
00:23:00No, no, I won't do it again.
00:23:02No one is going to look at my face like a fool.
00:23:04I was born in Detroit.
00:23:06Oh, the guests.
00:23:08Oh, I want you to see little Calvin.
00:23:10How exciting.
00:23:12Yes, yes, introduce him to everyone
00:23:14and go to another house.
00:23:16The cookie tastes weird.
00:23:18Hello.
00:23:20Come in, come in.
00:23:22Hello, hello.
00:23:24My love.
00:23:26Hello, Consuelo.
00:23:28So, where is the boy?
00:23:30Here he is.
00:23:32Here is Calvin.
00:23:36Wow, how ugly.
00:23:38Rido, it's not Cortez.
00:23:40He scares me.
00:23:42Well, then.
00:23:44What?
00:23:46What luck that it's not yours, right?
00:23:48Yes.
00:23:50I think it's beautiful.
00:23:52I think it's a beautiful gift from God.
00:23:54God gives gifts and sometimes
00:23:56He wraps them in a hurry.
00:23:58Sometimes it's not a beautiful gift.
00:24:00Oh, yes.
00:24:02It's adorable.
00:24:04It's adorable in the National Geographic style.
00:24:06Is it a pygmy?
00:24:08What? Is it a pygmy?
00:24:14Consuelo, why don't you take the kids to play?
00:24:16Come on, come on.
00:24:18And Tommy, show Nicolas that Cesar key
00:24:20that we were doing.
00:24:22Hey, little man.
00:24:24There's no resentment, right?
00:24:28Come on, those five.
00:24:32Hey!
00:24:34Huh.
00:24:36Guess what, Calvin.
00:24:38We brought you gifts.
00:24:40We brought you a box full of
00:24:42and all the dinosaur videos
00:24:44you can imagine.
00:24:46Thank you. What beautiful things.
00:24:48It's so cute.
00:24:50I have your nose.
00:24:52Yes, I have your nose.
00:24:54Here I have it.
00:24:56You have my nose.
00:24:58You have my nose.
00:25:00Yes, you have it.
00:25:02Oh, it's pulling it out!
00:25:04Oh, it's pulling it out!
00:25:06Oh, it's pulling it out!
00:25:08Oh, it's so strong.
00:25:10But it still hurts me.
00:25:12Hey, Darryl,
00:25:14why don't you take the crib upstairs?
00:25:16Girls, can you help me with all this?
00:25:18Sure.
00:25:20I'll take this to the kitchen.
00:25:22Come on, Calvin. Come on, baby.
00:25:24Come on, little cake.
00:25:26Janet, this one fits perfectly.
00:25:28Let me see.
00:25:30Oh, I'm glad I kept it.
00:25:32When was the last time
00:25:34I saw such an ugly baby?
00:25:36But oh well, it doesn't matter.
00:25:38What news do you have, dear?
00:25:40Congratulations on your promotion.
00:25:42Oh, thank you.
00:25:44It's fabulous, Darryl.
00:25:46Were you excited?
00:25:48Oh, no.
00:25:50Actually, I was disillusioned.
00:25:52Baby, mommy.
00:25:54I thought I was going to tell her
00:25:56I was pregnant.
00:26:00Oh, of course.
00:26:02Pregnant midwife.
00:26:04Oh, calm down.
00:26:06I want to have a baby.
00:26:08At another time.
00:26:10Schedule one between a conference
00:26:12and a call.
00:26:14But Darryl is the one
00:26:16I'm really worried about.
00:26:18You're kidding.
00:26:20You're lucky he wants to have kids.
00:26:22I had to promise Greg
00:26:24I'd give them to him.
00:26:26Calm down, calm down, friend.
00:26:28Oh, his mom had to breastfeed him.
00:26:30Is the baby hungry?
00:26:32Yes, yes, yes.
00:26:34Oh, we have to give him milk.
00:26:36Baby wants milk.
00:26:38Are you sure you can do it?
00:26:40Oh, you don't have to be the mother to breastfeed him.
00:26:42No, no.
00:26:44Oh, he wants milk.
00:26:46Uh-huh.
00:26:48Okay.
00:26:52Very good.
00:26:54Oh, drink your precious milk.
00:26:56This baby is going to twist a lot.
00:26:58Come on, come on.
00:27:00Suck.
00:27:04This baby bites hard.
00:27:08Well, let's take the kids home.
00:27:10I have to take them with my mom,
00:27:12or she'll get mad at me.
00:27:14Oh, have fun.
00:27:16Thank you for everything you brought.
00:27:18Goodbye.
00:27:20If you change your mind about Consuelo,
00:27:22you can have her this weekend.
00:27:24One for you.
00:27:26And another one for the baby.
00:27:40Wow.
00:27:46It's a charm, isn't it?
00:27:48I'm talking to you.
00:27:50He just put his tongue in my mouth.
00:28:00Everything was...
00:28:02I think everything was very good.
00:28:04I think it was...
00:28:06Great. You were wonderful.
00:28:08You did it so well.
00:28:10You did it excellent.
00:28:12And if that lady touches you in a way that makes you feel bad,
00:28:14let us know, okay?
00:28:16It's a charm.
00:28:18At this temperature,
00:28:20does it feel good?
00:28:22Yes, look at you.
00:28:24Do you want me to keep you company in the tub?
00:28:26I think we can solve that.
00:28:28Yes?
00:28:30Yes.
00:28:32Hey, Darryl.
00:28:34Darryl.
00:28:36Let's take a bath.
00:28:38Let's take a bath.
00:28:40Let's wash that little body.
00:28:42And then,
00:28:44we'll wash the marbles,
00:28:46and we'll make a lot of bubbles.
00:28:50Yes!
00:28:54The baby is very clean now.
00:28:56Very clean.
00:29:04No!
00:29:06Calvin!
00:29:08No! Darryl!
00:29:10Help me!
00:29:12What does the cute Calvin say?
00:29:14It's time to get dressed to sleep.
00:29:16Yes, the doctor said we had to take his temperature.
00:29:18Correct.
00:29:20Calvin!
00:29:22Open your mouth.
00:29:24Darryl, what are you doing?
00:29:26I'll take his temperature.
00:29:28Honey, it's a baby.
00:29:30You have to take it straight.
00:29:32Yes, it's a baby.
00:29:34Do it.
00:29:36It won't hurt.
00:29:38Darryl, what are you doing?
00:29:40Darryl!
00:29:42Darryl, what are you doing?
00:29:44Be careful.
00:29:46I got it.
00:29:48No, no, no.
00:29:50It's a baby.
00:29:52I know nobody likes this.
00:29:54Nobody likes this.
00:29:56It's necessary.
00:29:58Calm down.
00:30:00Here...
00:30:02Here comes the...
00:30:04Don't move.
00:30:06Cuchucuta!
00:30:10It's in the tunnel area.
00:30:12It's almost out.
00:30:18Very good, my friend.
00:30:20Now this
00:30:22will put you to sleep.
00:30:26Sweet dreams.
00:30:32Rest well, baby.
00:30:36Hmm...
00:30:40This thing won't put anyone to sleep.
00:30:42I'm waiting for you
00:30:44to fall asleep.
00:30:46I'm going to pick up my diamond and leave.
00:30:48Hmm...
00:30:52Ahhh...
00:30:54Ahhh...
00:31:06Hmm...
00:31:08Hmm...
00:31:22Ahh...
00:31:24Ahh...
00:31:26Ahh...
00:31:28Ahh...
00:31:34Ahh...
00:31:38Hmm...
00:31:42Hmm...
00:31:44Hmm...
00:31:50Hmm...
00:32:08Come here.
00:32:10Come with daddy.
00:32:12Hmm...
00:32:14Where are you?
00:32:16Where are you?
00:32:18Here.
00:32:20Here you are.
00:32:22I love you.
00:32:24Hmm...
00:32:26Hmm...
00:32:38I hope this idiot answers the phone.
00:32:42Phone ringing
00:32:44Phone ringing
00:32:46Phone ringing
00:32:48Phone ringing
00:32:50Phone ringing
00:32:52Phone ringing
00:32:54Oh, but who comes up with
00:32:56talking at this time?
00:32:58As if no one lived here,
00:33:00better call another house.
00:33:02Productions P, in association with
00:33:04the girls of entertainment.
00:33:06I'm Calvin.
00:33:08Calvin, what's going on?
00:33:10I need you to come for me.
00:33:12Aha, hands up.
00:33:14Who are you talking to, cute baby?
00:33:20Ah, don't come to me with that
00:33:22nonsense of ka-ka-ka-ga-ga-ga.
00:33:24Give me the damn phone.
00:33:26Who is it?
00:33:28Sorry, I don't speak Spanish.
00:33:30Wrong number.
00:33:32What do you mean you don't speak Spanish?
00:33:34I went to the kitchen and found
00:33:36this guy on the phone.
00:33:38He must be looking for the safe.
00:33:40We don't have a safe.
00:33:42And you don't know?
00:33:44Oh, grandpa.
00:33:46It's a baby.
00:33:48It's his first night in a new house.
00:33:50Maybe he couldn't sleep.
00:33:52Look at you, you look bad, old man.
00:33:54With a rifle and red socks.
00:33:56You look like a crazy drug addict.
00:33:58Save that and go to sleep.
00:34:00Oh, you're good, very good.
00:34:02Oh, obscene signs, eh?
00:34:04Where did you learn that?
00:34:06On TV? In a video?
00:34:10Enough, baby.
00:34:12Don't listen to him.
00:34:14He's just a crazy old man.
00:34:16I'm going to give you something
00:34:18so you can sleep well, okay?
00:34:32Little Calvin.
00:34:34Your first night must be difficult.
00:34:36But I'm also new at being a dad, eh?
00:34:38Give me a minute and I'll have everything ready.
00:34:44I can already imagine the kind of life
00:34:46you will have led.
00:34:48But you know what?
00:34:50This weekend will be the best of your life.
00:34:52And you know why?
00:34:54Because I'm going to show you
00:34:56how good it is to have a dad
00:34:58and you're going to teach me
00:35:00Vanessa doesn't think she can do it,
00:35:02but I know I can.
00:35:04You know why?
00:35:06Because I will never leave my son.
00:35:08Never.
00:35:10I will always be there for him.
00:35:12And there will never be a moment
00:35:14when my son can't come up to me
00:35:16and talk to me about anything in the world
00:35:18with a delicious cup of hot milk.
00:35:20Mmm.
00:35:22Why are you laughing?
00:35:24Tell me, what's so funny?
00:35:26You're drinking Janet's breast milk.
00:35:30Darryl, you did the right thing
00:35:32by letting her stay here this weekend.
00:35:38But you know what?
00:35:40We can still have our own.
00:35:44Yes, I know.
00:35:46And you know what's good about
00:35:48you not being pregnant?
00:35:50What?
00:35:52That we can keep trying.
00:36:04Darling.
00:36:06What?
00:36:08What do we do with the baby?
00:36:10He's asleep, don't worry about him.
00:36:12Darling.
00:36:14Darling.
00:36:18He's looking at us.
00:36:22He's too innocent to know what's going on.
00:36:24Let him be.
00:36:26Of course.
00:36:44Good morning.
00:36:46Better yet,
00:36:48excellent morning.
00:36:50I think someone managed
00:36:52to rest very well last night.
00:36:54Who could sleep?
00:36:56You were an animal last night.
00:36:58Oh, well, it's just that...
00:37:00I don't remember the last time
00:37:02we did it twice in one night.
00:37:04Twice?
00:37:06Hey, what time did he go to bed?
00:37:08Oh, I don't know.
00:37:10How did he get off the cradle?
00:37:12He's a very skilled baby.
00:37:18Do you want me to serve you breakfast?
00:37:24Twice?
00:37:30Let's play catch.
00:37:32Or climb trees.
00:37:34Or a kite.
00:37:36We can fly.
00:37:38We can play.
00:37:40Summertime and a-livin'.
00:37:42How's my little girl this morning?
00:37:44Excellent, thank you.
00:37:46How are you?
00:37:48I'm fine, thank you.
00:37:50Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:56Tibet, Tibet, Tibet.
00:37:58Don't say Tibet.
00:38:00I don't know what you're talking about.
00:38:02Tibet, Tibet, Tibet, Tibet.
00:38:04Keep quiet.
00:38:06Tibet.
00:38:08Let Calvin watch what he wants.
00:38:10Behave like an adult
00:38:12and let Calvin watch his show.
00:38:14I want to watch the news.
00:38:16I don't care what you want to watch, Dad.
00:38:18He was watching TV before.
00:38:20Yeah, sure, the news, the news.
00:38:22The world is going to hell.
00:38:38Mmm.
00:38:54Mmm.
00:39:08Mmm.
00:39:38Mmm.
00:40:08A ver, bebé.
00:40:10Vamos a darte de comer.
00:40:12Aquí está.
00:40:14Abre la boca.
00:40:16Aquí viene el avioncito.
00:40:22Ah, ya entendí.
00:40:24Quieres jugar a taparte los ojos, ¿eh?
00:40:26Ya entendí, ya entendí, ya entendí.
00:40:28Me tapo los ojos.
00:40:30Ya te vi.
00:40:32No te veo.
00:40:34Y ya te vi.
00:40:38¿Dónde la puse?
00:40:48No es posible que esto me pase.
00:40:58¿Darry?
00:41:00¿Dónde la puse?
00:41:04¡Ah!
00:41:08Querido, olvide mi bolso.
00:41:10Darry.
00:41:12Cariño, cariño.
00:41:14No puedes quedarte dormido así.
00:41:16Ay, querido, sé que estás cansado,
00:41:18pero debes cuidar al bebé.
00:41:20Si no hubiera regresado por mi bolso,
00:41:22no sé qué habría pasado.
00:41:24No, es que yo...
00:41:26Darry.
00:41:28Es que estaba...
00:41:30Solo, cariño, llévalo al parque
00:41:32o haz algo, ¿de acuerdo?
00:41:34¿Sí?
00:41:36¿Sí?
00:41:44Ya te vi.
00:41:46¿Y luego qué?
00:41:52¿Quieres jugar a béisbol?
00:41:54Y también vamos a jugar a fútbol.
00:41:56Y vamos a volar un avioncito.
00:41:58Y nos vamos a divertir.
00:42:00Eso es, hijo.
00:42:06Muy bien, hijo.
00:42:08No tengas miedo.
00:42:10Y le pegas con el bate, ¿de acuerdo?
00:42:12Lo que importa es que mantengas la vista en la bola.
00:42:14Eso es todo.
00:42:16Ahí va.
00:42:20Sí.
00:42:22Si quieres que el cohete vuele,
00:42:24tienes que darle mucho aire, ¿entendido?
00:42:26Eso es, eso es.
00:42:28Ponle más, ponle más.
00:42:30Para que vuele, para que vuele muy alto.
00:42:32Eso es.
00:42:34No oprimas ese botón, no.
00:42:38Ahora lo que tienes que hacer es lanzarlo
00:42:40con toda la fuerza que tengas en el brazo
00:42:42hacia arriba, ¿ya me entendiste?
00:42:44Eso es, ahora hazlo.
00:42:48Mira.
00:42:52Es un misil.
00:42:56¿Adónde se fue?
00:43:04Los patos te enseñan de forma divertida.
00:43:06Te lo crees tú si quieres.
00:43:08Te encantará.
00:43:10Oye, el papá sustituto.
00:43:12¿Cómo te ha ido?
00:43:14Diseñaron todos los juguetes para que te peguen
00:43:16donde más duele.
00:43:18Oh, sí.
00:43:20Richard, apuesto a que mi hijo puede darle una paliza
00:43:22a cualquier chico con los ojos vendados
00:43:24y con una mano atada a la espalda.
00:43:26¿Qué pasa, Greg?
00:43:28Nicholas es un niño dulce y sensible,
00:43:30no es boxeador.
00:43:32Saben que ahora los niños tienen que ser rudos.
00:43:34El más pequeño rasgo de debilidad
00:43:36y entonces terminan...
00:43:40Así, como él.
00:43:42Yo no sé mucho, pero si soy sincero
00:43:44debo decir que me gusta ser padre.
00:43:46Es agradable.
00:43:48Puedo hacer todas esas cosas que nunca hice con mi padre.
00:43:50¿Entienden?
00:43:52Eso es tierno.
00:43:54En serio, creo que estoy siendo una influencia positiva para él.
00:43:56¡Gané!
00:43:58Busquen en su ropita elegante,
00:44:00y ¡páguenme!
00:44:02¡Rápido! ¡Sí!
00:44:04¡Quiero su dinero en la banca!
00:44:06El dinero de su mamá. ¡No me hagan trampas!
00:44:08¡Sigan jugando! ¡Sigan jugando!
00:44:10Pero de niños, hasta el quince.
00:44:12Oigan, si me traen su dinero mañana,
00:44:14les enseñaré mujeres con poca ropa.
00:44:18¿Qué dije? ¿Qué no les gustan las mujeres?
00:44:20¿Puedo comprar un helado?
00:44:22Claro, nena. ¿De qué sabor?
00:44:24De vainilla.
00:44:26Enseguida. Iré contigo.
00:44:28Janet, hazme un favor, ¿sí?
00:44:30¿Cuidas a Calvin un momento?
00:44:32Sí, no hay problema.
00:44:34¡Calvin!
00:44:36¡Percy!
00:44:38¿Tienes el diamante?
00:44:40Sí, está en la pañalera. Ven.
00:44:42¡Calvin!
00:44:44¿Cuál es?
00:44:46La del pato, tonto.
00:44:48Todas tienen un pato.
00:44:50Es aquella.
00:44:54Oye, ese hombre no trae un niño.
00:44:56¡Oiga, aléjese de él!
00:44:58¡Hay un ladrón!
00:45:04¿Estás bien?
00:45:06¿Te tocó ese hombre?
00:45:08No.
00:45:10¿Todo está en orden, Janet?
00:45:12No, claro que no. Un pervertido intentó huir con el pequeño Calvin.
00:45:14Y ese loco se llevó mi pañalera.
00:45:16¿Qué?
00:45:22Nos vamos a casa para que estés tranquilo y seguro.
00:45:26¡Llaves! ¡Llaves! ¡Quiero las llaves!
00:45:28¿Qué?
00:45:30¡Que yo! ¡Que yo! ¡Yo las quiero! ¡Quiero las llaves!
00:45:32No, no, no.
00:45:34Papá las necesita para conducir.
00:45:36¡Ay, no!
00:45:38¡Que sí! ¡Yo las quiero!
00:45:40¡Ay, Dios!
00:45:42¡No! ¡Llaves! ¡No! ¡Quiero las llaves!
00:45:44¡No, no! ¡Las necesito!
00:45:46¡Que las quiero!
00:45:48¡Ay, Dios!
00:45:50¡Ya está! ¡Ya está!
00:45:52Ven acá.
00:45:54Tú juega aquí un momento y yo regreso.
00:46:02¡Oiga!
00:46:04¡Mi auto! ¡Mi hijo!
00:46:06¡Oiga! ¡Deténgase! ¡Ayuda!
00:46:08¡Ayuda!
00:46:14Acaban de robar mi auto con mi hijo adentro.
00:46:16¡Súbase!
00:46:18Gracias.
00:46:20Atrapemos a ese infeliz.
00:46:24¡Mierda!
00:46:42Mi esposa me matará cuando Sepa esto.
00:46:44Mi consejo es que no le diga ni una sola palabra.
00:46:46Yo dejé a Bobby en el parque una vez
00:46:48y le dije a su papá que estaba en un campamento toda la semana.
00:46:51Sí.
00:46:54Hello? I'm on my way. I'll be there in five minutes.
00:46:57I already have the cakes.
00:46:59No, I don't think we need them.
00:47:01You didn't tell me that!
00:47:03Excuse me?
00:47:04I'm going to hang you!
00:47:05We're going to crash!
00:47:06I'm going to hang you! Don't yell at me!
00:47:09You're driving so badly, you idiot!
00:47:12Come on, honey! You can do it! You can do it!
00:47:14You can do it! You can do it!
00:47:22Oh, poor thing is in pain, sir.
00:47:25You know what makes me feel so good?
00:47:27Knowing that there are parents who worry about the safety of their children.
00:47:30What?
00:47:31Just like me.
00:47:32Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!
00:47:33If I have a second heart, I'm painting my lips!
00:47:38What?
00:47:39I think it's done.
00:47:40It's so cool!
00:47:44Oh, ma'am! Ma'am!
00:47:46What are you doing?
00:47:48Ma'am, I'm sorry!
00:47:49It's just that...
00:47:50Go ahead!
00:47:51I'm going to fall!
00:47:52Ma'am!
00:47:54Can you pass me the diaper bag, please?
00:47:55Ma'am!
00:47:57Oh, it's so cold! We're going to crash!
00:48:05Oh, my God!
00:48:06Calm down, sir.
00:48:07We're really going to find your baby.
00:48:09Why are you doing this?
00:48:10Why?
00:48:17Oh, no!
00:48:20To one side!
00:48:30Freeze! Police!
00:48:31Don't move!
00:48:32Don't try anything!
00:48:33The suspect escaped!
00:48:37But the baby is okay!
00:48:39My baby!
00:48:42Calm down, baby.
00:48:43Your mom's coming.
00:48:46Thank you for everything.
00:48:47Goodbye.
00:48:49By the way, sir,
00:48:50drive the truck
00:48:51in case you need to take your baby to school.
00:48:54Oh, my son!
00:48:56Mommy!
00:48:58Son, are you okay?
00:48:59Yes?
00:49:01He's okay, but...
00:49:02the car broke down.
00:49:03It doesn't matter about the car.
00:49:04What matters is that you're okay.
00:49:05My baby.
00:49:06I'm so sorry.
00:49:07I'll be more careful.
00:49:09I promise.
00:49:10I don't want anything bad to happen to you.
00:49:11I love you so much.
00:49:12My baby.
00:49:14Yes.
00:49:16Mr. Boken.
00:49:17Yes?
00:49:18Your son did it.
00:49:19Here it is.
00:49:22Show it to me.
00:49:23Watch my drink, baby.
00:49:24Uh-huh.
00:49:38Keep looking.
00:49:39Keep digging.
00:49:40There it is.
00:49:41There's the baby.
00:49:43Keep looking.
00:49:45Mr. Boken.
00:49:47Do you want to take a deep breath?
00:49:51It's a dirty diaper, Percy.
00:49:52Huh?
00:49:53I just touched a dirty diaper.
00:49:55Wait a minute.
00:49:57This baby ate lasagna last night.
00:49:59I know it's here.
00:50:00The diamond is here.
00:50:01He said the diamond was here.
00:50:03The 24 hours are over, Percy.
00:50:09And you haven't given me my diamond.
00:50:11Do you know how it makes me feel?
00:50:13Huh?
00:50:14Please, Mr. Boken.
00:50:15Give me more time.
00:50:16I promise I'll bring it.
00:50:18I want to hurt you a lot.
00:50:20But I won't.
00:50:22Because the diamond means more to me than your life.
00:50:25Now get out of here and get me that diamond.
00:50:30Get out of here.
00:50:31I promise.
00:50:32I'll bring it.
00:50:34Follow him.
00:50:35Look for your partner.
00:50:37Bring my diamond.
00:50:38And bury them alive.
00:50:41Aren't you drinking too much?
00:50:43I didn't even know there were strength shirts for kids.
00:50:45No, I already told you.
00:50:46I'm not going to risk it.
00:50:47This kid is dangerous.
00:50:49Maybe I shouldn't go to the game.
00:50:50Are you crazy?
00:50:51Detroit is playing today, Darryl.
00:50:54Unpack that ugly bastard and we'll take him.
00:51:00Do you think it's the best idea?
00:51:02Yes, Richard.
00:51:03I think it's the best idea.
00:51:05It's a good time for him to be a fan of Chicago.
00:51:08Okay, I'm going.
00:51:10That's it.
00:51:11Untie him.
00:51:12Okay, but when the ladies ask, I was the one who said no.
00:51:15No.
00:51:22Are you ready to see an exciting hockey game?
00:51:25It's an ice hockey game.
00:51:26It's the best game of the season.
00:51:27I was waiting for it.
00:51:28Yes, sir.
00:51:34That's it.
00:51:35We're going to win.
00:51:37That's it, judge.
00:51:38Go ahead.
00:51:39Let's go forward.
00:51:42Isn't it exciting?
00:51:44Hey, what's in your mouth, my little Calvin?
00:51:47What's in your mouth?
00:51:48Open your mouth.
00:51:49Dad wants to see.
00:51:50Correct.
00:51:51There's nothing.
00:51:52What's going on?
00:51:56Look.
00:51:57That's it.
00:52:08Do you want more beer?
00:52:09No, I still have it.
00:52:12Yes, always.
00:52:19And you?
00:52:20Do you want something to drink?
00:52:21Yes, I want a beer.
00:52:23I want one too, please.
00:52:24Here you go.
00:52:27Here you go.
00:52:28What a backstabber.
00:52:32Pig.
00:52:35Witch.
00:52:37Oh.
00:52:40Hey, hey.
00:52:41What?
00:52:46Why are you doing that?
00:52:47Miss.
00:52:49What did I do to you?
00:52:50Do you know her?
00:52:51No, I don't know her.
00:52:53I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
00:52:55Hey, old man.
00:52:56What?
00:52:57Buy yours.
00:52:58What?
00:52:59The beer is empty.
00:53:00Then buy another one.
00:53:01You're a vile man.
00:53:02You're a traitor.
00:53:04That can't be.
00:53:05That was a foul.
00:53:09Traitor.
00:53:10Damn you.
00:53:11That's not fair.
00:53:13Traitor.
00:53:14Damn traitor.
00:53:15Shut up, idiots.
00:53:16Are you talking about me?
00:53:17Come and play like men.
00:53:19Shut up, pedophile.
00:53:20Stupid pedophile.
00:53:21Get out of there, princess.
00:53:22Do it.
00:53:23Fight with someone your size.
00:53:25Then you get out.
00:53:30Who did it?
00:53:31What?
00:53:34You.
00:53:36Let's fight.
00:53:39Let me go.
00:53:42To one side.
00:53:43Help me.
00:53:44I can't.
00:53:46Fight.
00:53:49Let go of my ear.
00:53:51Don't bite me.
00:53:54Don't mess with me.
00:53:59Leave him.
00:54:00He's a child.
00:54:01Leave him.
00:54:02He's a child.
00:54:07I don't know, honey.
00:54:08Maybe it's true.
00:54:09Maybe I'm not ready to be a father.
00:54:11Actually, it wasn't your fault.
00:54:14Everything was so fast, baby.
00:54:15I just stopped seeing him for a second.
00:54:16And then, boom.
00:54:17I wouldn't have turned one year old again.
00:54:22Hey.
00:54:23Why don't we do that?
00:54:24Let's throw him a birthday party.
00:54:26But we don't know when his birthday is.
00:54:28So what?
00:54:29We'll celebrate his birthday tomorrow.
00:54:30We'll throw him a big party.
00:54:31It'll be the best party he's ever had.
00:54:33That's a great idea.
00:54:35And?
00:54:37I'll bring a surprise for him.
00:54:40Does anyone know what time it is?
00:54:41It's time to dance and sing.
00:54:43And to have a lot of fun.
00:54:46Yes, boys and girls.
00:54:47I'm Dinosaur Rex.
00:54:48Your friend, the prehistoric dinosaur.
00:54:50Now tell me, where's the birthday boy?
00:54:52Hey, hey.
00:54:54Happy birthday, Zopi.
00:54:56Happy birthday, dear friend.
00:54:58I have a nasty feeling.
00:54:59I have a broken bone in my gut.
00:55:00It's got me hanging like a traffic light.
00:55:02Or stop singing your silly children's songs.
00:55:05Or I'll kick your felpa balls.
00:55:07Is that clear?
00:55:08Well.
00:55:10It would be better if we talked about manners.
00:55:12Manners are very important.
00:55:14When I was a kid,
00:55:15my mom once told me that if I had good manners,
00:55:17one day I could become
00:55:19president of the United States.
00:55:22But instead, you entertain naughty children
00:55:24in a horrible dinosaur blue suit
00:55:26that smells like sweaty armpits and baby urine.
00:55:30I just got out of jail, Dino.
00:55:35I just got out of rehab.
00:55:37Because of the new food pension law,
00:55:39my wife gets 85% of my dinosaur salary.
00:55:43So if I didn't fear losing this job,
00:55:45I'd kick your ass.
00:55:47Oh, are you so dumb that you need $4.50 an hour?
00:55:50Hey, I'm going to kick your ass.
00:55:55Come on, try it.
00:55:56Come on, come on.
00:55:58Hey!
00:56:11Hey, that was a dirty punch.
00:56:18It has been confirmed that the man driving the car
00:56:20agrees with the description of the suspect
00:56:22in the diamond robbery on Friday.
00:56:24The police are looking for this man.
00:56:25I knew it!
00:56:26He looks like Calvin, the face of Sam's baby.
00:56:28Sam's was recently released from prison,
00:56:30and for the moment, the only thing we know is...
00:56:32Hey, what do you think if we throw this party
00:56:34with a father-son soccer game?
00:56:36Soccer, Greg? I don't know.
00:56:38I don't think it's a good idea.
00:56:39Nicholas is young and too young for soccer.
00:56:42Why don't we play hide and seek?
00:56:44Richard, your son is practically
00:56:45crouching to urinate.
00:56:47We have to train the kids for life, don't we?
00:56:50We have to harden them a little.
00:56:51I don't know.
00:56:53Let's go.
00:56:54Cheer up.
00:56:55Are you going to play or take Calvin to the ballet?
00:56:56I'm going.
00:56:57Good.
00:56:58Perfect.
00:56:59Then let's play.
00:57:02Soccer, that's not in the books.
00:57:03I've read all the books.
00:57:05Yes, you're urinating.
00:57:06Go play soccer.
00:57:07Are you sure?
00:57:08Richard, let's play!
00:57:09You're already losing!
00:57:11Okay.
00:57:12I'll play soccer.
00:57:13Take off your sweater, damn it.
00:57:14And here we go!
00:57:17P-O-N-L-E-O, put it in here!
00:57:20P-O-N-L-E-O, put it in here!
00:57:24Tommy, it's the game of dads against kids.
00:57:26Pay attention.
00:57:27Go ahead.
00:57:28Ready?
00:57:29Get ready.
00:57:30I love you, honey!
00:57:32A secret victory!
00:57:37Do you want the hospital or the grave, you fool?
00:57:41That's how you do it, team!
00:57:42Are you okay?
00:57:43It's a game for kids.
00:57:44Can you stop playing?
00:57:45Calm down.
00:57:46I'm sorry, Darryl.
00:57:47Did I hurt your vagina?
00:57:48The team is dynamite.
00:57:49The team is dynamite.
00:57:51What's going on?
00:57:52The team is dynamite!
00:57:55Now!
00:57:58Run, dad!
00:58:03Nicholas, are you okay?
00:58:04Good job, Tommy!
00:58:05Yeah!
00:58:06Move me carefully.
00:58:08We did it, son.
00:58:09We did it!
00:58:10That's why we put creatinine in the cereal.
00:58:12Are you okay?
00:58:13Yes.
00:58:14Stab him.
00:58:15Stab him in the eyes and crush him!
00:58:19Here we go!
00:58:22Watch out!
00:58:23Here we go!
00:58:24Here we go!
00:58:30Your husband is a brute.
00:58:32That's not how you do it!
00:58:33You should be ashamed of your behavior!
00:58:35What's wrong with you, Greg?
00:58:36He's just a kid.
00:58:37Hey, Darryl.
00:58:38Darryl, shut up!
00:58:39This is football!
00:58:41It's football!
00:58:42It's football!
00:58:43What do you want to do?
00:58:44Calm down.
00:58:45They're not mediocre.
00:58:46They're useless!
00:58:48It's time to give him a beating.
00:58:50Ready?
00:58:52Now!
00:58:58Watch out!
00:58:59Watch out!
00:59:01Tommy!
00:59:02How did you hear that?
00:59:03Get up!
00:59:04Get up!
00:59:13Tommy!
00:59:14What's wrong with you?
00:59:15What's wrong with you?
00:59:16Do you think that's a slap in the face?
00:59:18I told you to stay in the area.
00:59:19You have to eat thunder and lightning, son!
00:59:22Do you want me to get you up?
00:59:23Come on!
00:59:25Greg, it's a game.
00:59:26Calm down.
00:59:27Don't meddle, Darryl.
00:59:28He's my son.
00:59:30Ready, boys.
00:59:31We either score or die.
00:59:32Last point wins.
00:59:35Nicholas, ready?
00:59:38Uva Morada!
00:59:40Uva Morada, 15!
00:59:42Ready?
00:59:43Go!
00:59:50Nicholas, run!
00:59:51Go, go, go!
00:59:53It's almost over!
00:59:54Run!
00:59:57Did you see that?
00:59:58Get up!
00:59:59Run, Nicholas!
01:00:00Run, Nicholas!
01:00:03Tommy, run!
01:00:04Yes!
01:00:05Run!
01:00:06Dynamite!
01:00:07The team is dynamite!
01:00:08This is my son!
01:00:10That's my son!
01:00:11That's my son!
01:00:12You did it, son!
01:00:13Evacuate lightning!
01:00:15Nine months in here!
01:00:17Yes!
01:00:18Dad, dad!
01:00:19Yes, son?
01:00:20You're so mediocre!
01:00:22Son!
01:00:23They saw me in the pee!
01:00:25Get up, asshole!
01:00:28Yes!
01:00:30Ready, boys?
01:00:31Here it comes.
01:00:32We sing at three, okay?
01:00:33One, two, three!
01:00:35Happy birthday to you!
01:00:40They want to make fun of me.
01:00:43They all want me to look like a fool.
01:00:46To make me cry again.
01:00:48I didn't cry when I went to prison.
01:00:51And now I'm not going to cry.
01:00:53I never had, mom,
01:00:55a birthday party.
01:00:58Today is my birthday,
01:00:59and I want to smile.
01:01:06I'm still alone.
01:01:08Congratulations!
01:01:10What is this?
01:01:11I brought a gift to the boy.
01:01:13I was rude to him.
01:01:14It's not easy when you're the only center of attention at home
01:01:17and all of a sudden a baby comes along.
01:01:20I want you to know that from now on,
01:01:21he'll be my friend.
01:01:24Calvin,
01:01:25make a wish.
01:01:27I want all your wishes to come true.
01:01:43I'm glad you're here.
01:01:44The inflatable is on the other side of the house.
01:01:46No, I came to pick up my son.
01:01:49The little one, the little man.
01:01:51Your son?
01:01:52That's right.
01:01:53Do you think I can't do it?
01:01:54I've recovered,
01:01:55so give me my son and I'll take him home.
01:01:58You're the idiot
01:02:00who left his baby at my door in a basket.
01:02:03That's right, it was a mistake.
01:02:04The idiot who put a tattoo on his son?
01:02:06Wait a minute.
01:02:07I can explain.
01:02:08His mom was at work.
01:02:09The person responsible for his baby getting a wound in the belly?
01:02:12Wait a minute.
01:02:13I needed discipline.
01:02:14I should castrate you!
01:02:15What?
01:02:16No one messes with my personal things.
01:02:17I have two great reasons to defend them.
01:02:19And let me tell you something.
01:02:20I don't have to give you explanations.
01:02:21I'm an adult.
01:02:22You just ran into the worst brother in Brooklyn.
01:02:25You ran into the dragon, my friend.
01:02:27And I assure you I'm going to beat you up.
01:02:29Look how I do it.
01:02:30Look how I do it.
01:02:31Look, look at this.
01:02:36I don't want to fight.
01:02:39Now get out!
01:02:40And don't come back!
01:02:41Get out!
01:02:44I want my mom.
01:02:47I think your partner decided to keep the diamond.
01:02:50We have to tell Mr. Wilkins.
01:02:51Yes.
01:02:53That's it.
01:02:55Oh, how delicious.
01:02:58Honestly, Janet, I don't know how you do it.
01:03:00What are you talking about, dear?
01:03:01Of all this, paternity, responsibility.
01:03:04It's no different from any other career.
01:03:07You have to work, plan, budget, of course.
01:03:10But the big difference is that I want to kiss my boss all day.
01:03:15And I do it without being accused of sexual harassment.
01:03:19And don't you miss your job?
01:03:21You know, sometimes I think I miss it.
01:03:24But I haven't forgotten that all they wanted from me was the money I made for them.
01:03:29And now I'm in this.
01:03:31And this is real.
01:03:32These kids love me.
01:03:33I'm their diva, their giant, their goddess.
01:03:37And I'm perfect.
01:03:38Or am I not perfect?
01:03:41Mommy, I don't feel well.
01:03:43What's wrong, honey?
01:03:44Does your stomach hurt?
01:03:45Uh-huh.
01:03:46Yes?
01:03:47It could be because you ate 15 ice cream plates, and cake, and a balloon.
01:03:52Yes.
01:03:54Are you going to be okay?
01:03:57Yes, with a teaspoon of this.
01:03:59This is magic.
01:04:01And it will poop in a couple of hours.
01:04:05And everything will come out.
01:04:08That's it.
01:04:09It will be better if you take it.
01:04:11Yes.
01:04:12We're leaving.
01:04:13Do you want to go?
01:04:14And you too.
01:04:15Yes?
01:04:16Olive oil.
01:04:18You have to feed this girl.
01:04:19Oh, I have to feed you.
01:04:21Well, see you soon.
01:04:22Yes.
01:04:23Goodbye.
01:04:25Let's go, honey.
01:04:26What a good boy to help his mom.
01:04:40Oh, honey.
01:04:41What?
01:04:42Oh...
01:04:43What's wrong?
01:04:44Oh, honey.
01:04:46Oh, what's wrong with the little man?
01:04:47Um, I don't think he feels well.
01:04:49Are you okay?
01:04:53Does it hurt?
01:04:54Do you want to poop?
01:04:57He wants to poop.
01:04:59He's pooping on Leni.
01:05:01No, no, no, no.
01:05:03It's not a poop.
01:05:04It's water.
01:05:05It's water.
01:05:06It's water.
01:05:07The baby is pooping!
01:05:12What's wrong with my baby?
01:05:27The baby is so cute! It's a surprise!
01:05:30For mommy!
01:05:31Mommy?
01:05:32I changed it a little!
01:05:34I changed it last time!
01:05:37Let's go, Calvin!
01:05:40Let's go!
01:05:48Oh, Mother of God, what a day!
01:05:52I can't believe you did this!
01:05:54What?
01:05:55This!
01:05:56Daryl, it's so beautiful!
01:05:58And it was so romantic that you put it on Calvin's diaper!
01:06:01When I changed his diaper, although I don't like to change it, and...
01:06:04We must go out to celebrate it!
01:06:06What do you think?
01:06:07I'll go change it!
01:06:08Thank you, my love, it's beautiful!
01:06:09I love it, I love it, I love it!
01:06:10Listen to me!
01:06:11I love it, I love it, I love it!
01:06:12I need to talk to you!
01:06:13Don't go, my love!
01:06:18Are you sure you're going to be okay?
01:06:20We'll be fine, right, my beautiful?
01:06:25Have fun! We'll do it!
01:06:29See you soon!
01:06:31We'll have fun with this beautiful baby!
01:06:35Right? It's so beautiful, right?
01:06:37It's so beautiful!
01:06:38The pretty boy is a very pretty boy!
01:06:43Now confess, criminal!
01:06:44Who are you?
01:06:45Where do you come from?
01:06:46What do you do?
01:06:47What is all this?
01:06:51Look, old man!
01:06:52It was very annoying, like a kick!
01:06:54And yes!
01:06:55I stole the jewelry store!
01:06:56And now...
01:06:57There are some bandits looking for me!
01:06:59And the people you love will be hurt if I don't get the diamond back!
01:07:02And I don't want that to happen!
01:07:03So better...
01:07:04Get out of my way!
01:07:12Hello?
01:07:13Percy, it's me!
01:07:14I'll wait for you here in an hour.
01:07:15By then I'll have the diamond!
01:07:16How can you do this to us?
01:07:17We took you in because we thought you were a needy child,
01:07:19but you're a bad-living thief!
01:07:21Hey!
01:07:22It wasn't my intention to get so far!
01:07:23I just want to get my diamond back and I'm leaving!
01:07:25You won't get away with this!
01:07:26Then it's time to dance, old man!
01:07:28Come on!
01:07:29Honey, I...
01:07:31Honey, I know this means a lot to me.
01:07:34I know it's not real.
01:07:35Look at the size.
01:07:36There's no way you could pay for it, but...
01:07:38It's what the lottery represents.
01:07:40It's what makes it so special to me.
01:07:42About that, dear, I wanted to tell you...
01:07:43No, let me finish.
01:07:45I know you're not the one who's not ready.
01:07:48It's me.
01:07:49I've always needed everything to be well-programmed,
01:07:51and you've shown me that sometimes life doesn't work like that.
01:07:54It's unpredictable, and sometimes you have to move on,
01:07:57and I'm never going to be ready, so it's better now.
01:08:00Vanessa, I want to explain...
01:08:01So it's better to do it.
01:08:04Do what?
01:08:05You have to adopt it.
01:08:07Tomorrow we'll take the baby to child care and start the paperwork.
01:08:11Can we adopt it?
01:08:12Yes!
01:08:13Yes!
01:08:15So, what did you want to tell me?
01:08:19Nothing.
01:08:20Nothing.
01:08:21I just wanted to toast.
01:08:22With pleasure.
01:08:27Don't mess with a man from Detroit.
01:08:29And you know it.
01:08:30I was born there.
01:08:31What the hell are you doing?
01:08:33Dad, leave him alone.
01:08:34He's a baby.
01:08:36He's not a baby.
01:08:37He's a criminal.
01:08:38I'm sick of you.
01:08:39I'll call the shelter.
01:08:41I'm not crazy.
01:08:42I know what he is.
01:08:43And what he isn't.
01:08:45He's not what he says he is.
01:08:47What he is is a trap.
01:08:49Check the felpa bear.
01:08:51The felpa bear.
01:08:53We'll take good care of your father.
01:08:55The shelter is a safe place.
01:08:57Give him a couple of days to adapt and visit him.
01:09:08And believe me, he's not what he says he is.
01:09:11Use an electrode if necessary.
01:09:13Check the bear.
01:09:15Check the bear.
01:09:19I'll take him to his bed.
01:09:21Correct.
01:09:25Damn it.
01:09:26How can a child put a house in his head on a weekend?
01:09:30How is all this?
01:09:31What a mess.
01:09:45Check the bear.
01:09:46The felpa bear.
01:09:47The felpa bear.
01:09:48We'll take good care of your father.
01:09:50The shelter is a safe place.
01:09:52Give him a couple of days to adapt and visit him.
01:09:54The felpa bear knows.
01:09:58He's the bad guy.
01:09:59No, no, baby.
01:10:01No, no, no, no.
01:10:02Grandpa's not bad.
01:10:03He didn't mean to hurt you.
01:10:05He's just a little...
01:10:07tired.
01:10:24Vanessa?
01:10:25Vanessa?
01:10:26His turn now.
01:10:33It's been very annoying like a kick, and yes.
01:10:36I stole the jewelry store.
01:10:38And now, there's some criminals who are looking for me.
01:10:40And the people you love will be hurt if I do not recover the diamond.
01:10:44Vanessa!
01:10:45Vanessa.
01:10:47Where is Calvin?
01:10:48I put it in the..
01:10:49Where is the diamond?
01:10:51He is...
01:10:52Not, here.
01:10:53I'll call the police!
01:10:54Dad, what did I do?
01:10:55I'm going to get him!
01:10:57Dad!
01:10:58I have information on the stolen diamond.
01:11:01That's what I'm talking about.
01:11:03We did it! We're rich, my friend!
01:11:06Yes, and just at the last moment...
01:11:08It's shining...
01:11:09...Goken and his thugs go to that house!
01:11:11What?
01:11:12Watch out! He thinks Daryl is my partner.
01:11:15Idiot!
01:11:15He's going to kill him if he doesn't find the diamond!
01:11:17Exactly!
01:11:18Therefore, he won't chase you.
01:11:20It's perfect!
01:11:21We escaped without consequences!
01:11:26Is it time for you to hit me?
01:11:29I'll stop the car for a moment.
01:11:34Evil dwarf, that's why you don't grow!
01:11:38Finally, the police!
01:11:41Hey!
01:11:43Hey, can I help you with something?
01:11:45Is this the man who betrayed Percy?
01:11:46Yes, he is, boss.
01:11:47I don't know anyone named Percy. They made a mistake!
01:11:50Stop lying! I want my diamond, you idiot!
01:11:52I don't have it!
01:11:53What a shame!
01:11:54Because we're going to have to get it out of you!
01:11:56I want you to know that I called the police...
01:11:57...and they're on their way here right now!
01:11:59Really?
01:11:59Then we don't have much time.
01:12:02Boys...
01:12:02Calm down, calm down, calm down, boys, calm down!
01:12:06Dad?
01:12:09Dad!
01:12:12Who is this boy?
01:12:14He's my son.
01:12:18Take him away from here.
01:12:20I want to talk to you.
01:12:21The diamond!
01:12:23I don't have it!
01:12:24We're leaving like this?
01:12:30You're going to sleep.
01:12:31To sleep?
01:12:33And don't worry about the noise downstairs.
01:12:35They'll be hitting your daddy.
01:12:39Here.
01:12:44Good night.
01:12:49Damn!
01:13:18Click.
01:13:20Ah!
01:13:25Tell me...
01:13:25...where is my diamond?
01:13:27I already told you I don't have it!
01:13:28If you don't tell me where my diamond is...
01:13:30...that sweet boy you have...
01:13:32...will be hurt.
01:13:39Idiot! Go get the boy!
01:13:41Go get him!
01:13:43Don't let him escape!
01:13:50There you are, little friend.
01:13:52Come!
01:13:54Come with me, Rosco.
01:14:01No, no, no, no, no!
01:14:03Alright, let's play!
01:14:20Come here!
01:14:21Come here!
01:14:22Get up!
01:14:24I have the gun.
01:14:26Now you're not so rude, are you?
01:14:32Step aside or I'll shoot!
01:14:34Shoot me...
01:14:35...you thug.
01:14:38I'm not a thug!
01:14:40I'm not a thug!
01:14:41I'm not a thug!
01:14:42I'm not a thug!
01:14:43I'm not a thug!
01:14:44I'm not a thug!
01:14:45I'm not a thug!
01:14:46I'm not a thug!
01:14:47I'm not a thug!
01:14:48I'm not a thug!
01:14:50Damn it!
01:14:51I'm surrounded by inept people.
01:14:53Here's your gun, sir.
01:14:55It's all yours.
01:14:57What were you going to do?
01:14:59Tell me!
01:15:00What were you going to do?
01:15:06Listen, kid.
01:15:07You broke my glasses.
01:15:08It's Sergio Da Vinci.
01:15:09It's $60.25.
01:15:11I didn't like it!
01:15:12I didn't like it!
01:15:14Alright, little friend.
01:15:15We can do it the easy way...
01:15:17...or the rude way.
01:15:18I think the rude way is better.
01:15:29Did we catch him?
01:15:31It's all yours.
01:15:40Kid!
01:15:42You woke up the dragon.
01:15:44Get ready to pay for it!
01:15:45Get ready for the dragon to fall asleep again!
01:15:48Son of a bitch!
01:15:59Where are you going?
01:16:03Stop!
01:16:04You're going to die, Sasquatch!
01:16:05Don't do it!
01:16:18What the hell is going on here?
01:16:19That's not a baby!
01:16:20Who else is here?
01:16:21No one!
01:16:22Who else is here?
01:16:23No one, I swear!
01:16:24Walk!
01:16:26Inside!
01:16:27Inside!
01:16:29There's the little monster.
01:16:31Hey!
01:16:32What do you have there?
01:16:33A little plane.
01:16:34Tell him to get rid of the plane.
01:16:36Say it!
01:16:38Calvin?
01:16:39The little plane.
01:16:40The little plane.
01:16:41The little plane.
01:16:42The little plane.
01:16:43The little plane.
01:16:44The little plane.
01:16:45The little plane.
01:16:46The little plane.
01:16:48The little plane.
01:16:58What are you doing?
01:17:04Don't move!
01:17:07Don't make me laugh.
01:17:09You won't shoot me.
01:17:11But I will!
01:17:14Don't move, police!
01:17:15Don't move, police!
01:17:16I'll take care of it.
01:17:17Search the house.
01:17:19Black police, come with me!
01:17:20White police, stay here!
01:17:22Believe me, it's not a baby.
01:17:24It's the mastermind behind all this.
01:17:26Take him away.
01:17:28That kid is a murderer!
01:17:31He wants to take that thing from me.
01:17:32Calm down.
01:17:33Where are you going?
01:17:34You're going to want to have it.
01:17:36I don't want to go to jail.
01:17:38It's too dark.
01:17:39There's no television.
01:17:41Where are you going, little friend?
01:17:45Is it your son?
01:17:49Yes, it's my son.
01:17:51Now, Calvin.
01:17:53Don't you have anything for the police officer, baby?
01:17:56No.
01:17:57Come on.
01:17:58You don't want to go to jail with those bad guys, do you?
01:18:01How nice, my son.
01:18:02Ah, the diamond.
01:18:04Thank you, son.
01:18:05Your father will receive a reward.
01:18:07Reward?
01:18:08Yes, the insurer offered $100,000 to whoever finds the diamond.
01:18:11$100,000?
01:18:13Oh, my God, I'll be in luxury.
01:18:15I'll fix my car,
01:18:16I'll buy a truck for my wife,
01:18:17we'll go on vacation,
01:18:18I'll buy a television,
01:18:19I'll buy a car,
01:18:20I'll buy a car,
01:18:21I'll buy a car,
01:18:22I'll buy a car,
01:18:23I'll buy a car,
01:18:24I'll buy a car,
01:18:25I'll buy a car,
01:18:26I'll buy a car,
01:18:27I'll buy a car,
01:18:28I'll buy a car,
01:18:29I'll buy a car,
01:18:31of course, of course,
01:18:32if I have something left over,
01:18:33I'll buy my son a gift.
01:18:36Good,
01:18:37we'll be in touch.
01:18:48And now?
01:18:49Wait,
01:18:50We are not so sentimental,
01:18:52We going say goodbye
01:18:53and shake hands as men.
01:18:55Understood?
01:18:56Without resentment.
01:18:57Yes,
01:18:58without resentment.
01:18:59Good
01:18:59Besides, it was good to have a son for a few days
01:19:02Oh, you're going to start with those sentimental things
01:19:06If that's how you want to play
01:19:07I think it was good to have you as a dad
01:19:10Oh my God
01:19:11It's just that I've never had a dad and what I want to tell you
01:19:16What I want to tell you is that you're going to be a great father
01:19:18Do you understand?
01:19:19That's right, I already said it
01:19:20Are you happy now?
01:19:22I'm going to go through the back door
01:19:24And you're never going to see me again
01:19:26No more
01:19:28Uh, but...
01:19:28No, no, no
01:19:30We don't...
01:19:31I know
01:19:32We'll never see each other again
01:19:33But it's just that...
01:19:34Maybe it's for the best
01:19:36You'll start a family and you won't need such a miserable criminal
01:19:39Like Calvin Samson in your life, never again
01:19:41What I was going to say is that we don't have a back door
01:19:45I understand, then I'm going to go through the front door
01:19:48Good
01:19:49Well
01:19:51I'll be out of your life from now on
01:19:53And I'll never ever come back
01:19:55Correct
01:19:58Goodbye
01:19:59Goodbye
01:20:01Oh, Calvin
01:20:05Aren't you going to miss me?
01:20:07Not even a little bit?
01:20:09Maybe we'll see each other later
01:20:10No
01:20:12Take care
01:20:13See you soon
01:20:15It was so hard to say goodbye
01:20:21Nobody loves Calvin
01:20:25Nobody loves me
01:20:26Nobody loves me for being a loser
01:20:38Nobody loves Calvin for being a loser
01:20:41For being a loser
01:20:45Hey, little man
01:20:48Do you want to have a glass of milk?
01:20:56Hey, let me go, we're not the secretaries in the mountains
01:20:59Hey, what if we put some wine in the milk?
01:21:02Are you crazy? We have to go to a bar
01:21:04Good idea
01:21:05Are you older than 21?
01:21:06A lot older
01:21:07Perfect
01:21:11Hey, I know the best table dance
01:21:13Don't say it loud, my wife can hear us
01:21:14No, sorry
01:21:15Do you have a change of one?
01:21:16No, we'll give it to Grandma
01:21:17Good idea
01:21:18In small bills
01:21:19You're a very beautiful kid, yes, of course, you look like your mom
01:21:22and you look like a lot like your grandfather
01:21:24Boo boo boo, yes, my friend, boo
01:21:27Where is the child's bottle?
01:21:29I'm coming, I'm coming
01:21:31Baby
01:21:32Whore
01:21:33Where's the baby bottle?
01:21:35I'm coming, I'm coming
01:21:38Who said you could take his bottle?
01:21:41I'm going to the bathroom
01:21:43I'm going to the bathroom
01:21:45I'm going to the bathroom
01:21:47I'm going to the bathroom
01:21:48Here it comes, my friend, don't worry, here comes your milk.
01:21:53Oh, the baby is so cute.
01:21:56It makes me want to cry.
01:21:58What do you think of his dad?
01:21:59Tata Coco?
01:22:01He's a king.
01:22:03Right, baby?
01:22:48My best friend, he's my best friend.