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00:00No, Hollywood star adventurer isn't planning to enter a physical culture contest, he's
00:15just getting ready for a very unusual and strenuous role, because in his first modern
00:19romantic comedy, Errol Flynn has to portray the world's most perfect man.
00:23What a part.
00:24He's the heir to 20 million dollars, who's been raised by his eccentric grandfather to
00:27be the physical, mental, and moral superior of his fellow men.
00:30Yowza, he fights like Dempsey, speaks seven languages, races a car like Barney Oldfield,
00:36and he even knows how to cook.
00:37He's a master mechanic and a master at everything else, but believe it or not girls, he's never
00:42had a date.
00:43Look out before it's too late, because here comes trouble.
00:53This is the little lady who's made up her mind to make a perfect wreck out of the perfect
00:56specimen.
00:57Joan Blondella, when she starts Errol Flynn how to misbehave, it's perfect fun.
01:01Have you ever been tight?
01:03Of course not.
01:04Ever see a burlesque show?
01:06Certainly not.
01:07Ever kiss a girl?
01:09Now listen young lady, don't you start anything.
01:11I can't afford to be compromised.
01:12What is it, Gretel?
01:13What's the matter with you?
01:14As a matter of fact, Gerald has disappeared.
01:15Have you looked?
01:16I give you my word, we've searched this estate with a grappling, with a rake, with one of
01:23those curry combs, and we cannot find him.
01:25How?
01:26He's been kidnapped.
01:27That's what.
01:28Do something.
01:29Telephone the G Men or whatever their ridiculous names are.
01:34Call the police.
01:35The police, of course, the police.
01:55Let go of me will you?
01:56Listen, will you stay with me?
01:58Hey, what's the idea, you punk?
02:01Oh, I beg your pardon, we were just...
02:02What's your idea, you big ape? You drove us off the road, didn't you?
02:05Stay out of this. You ain't the first thing I ever smacked.
02:08Oh, really, my good man, you can't talk to a lady like that, you know.
02:11Don't you, my good man, me a squirt. Come on, get out of there.
02:15You're making a big mistake, you know.
02:17Get out of there.
02:18Oh, Nick.
02:19There's something you could do for me if you'd care.
02:20Oh, anything, anything at all.
02:21I was wondering if you could cash a check for me.
02:24Oh, sure. Anything up to $50, sure.
02:26I keep a supply on hand for the tourists.
02:28Their checks don't turn out so very good, they bounce back.
02:30But it's a weakness of mine.
02:31I have a rubber stamp marked not sufficient funds.
02:33It saves me the trouble of sending it to the bank.
02:35Oh, yeah.
02:36And I like to keep these just to write poetry on the back.
02:39The first thing you've got to get into your head is you're marrying me.
02:41Do you understand?
02:42No, I'm not.
02:43I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man in the world.
02:45Last man in the world. Well, you are.
02:46Well, I'm not.
02:54I'm not.
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