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00:00These are our two legends, Bholi Sheth and Zakir Mastana.
00:03I feel like calling you sir from the bottom of my heart.
00:05This is your hard work.
00:06He was the dancer of the well of death.
00:08Water's bubble.
00:10I don't know all the work, but I can do it easily.
00:12Oh wow!
00:13Bubble. Don't mind him.
00:15No, no. I have medicines with me. Get them.
00:17I was worried that how did I become a hit.
00:20I have 15 shows.
00:21There were only 7 shows.
00:24I am a hit in the well of death.
00:30You have grown up. Do your own work.
00:32How much did you get?
00:33Rs. 50.
00:34And happily I got a taxi and went home for Rs. 40.
00:38You should stop this comedy.
00:42My dear, it's a matter of heart.
00:46My dear, it's a matter of heart.
00:48You were right.
00:49I am very tired.
00:53Assalam-o-Alaikum, Pakistan. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
01:05You are watching The Nice Show with Ayaan Samo.
01:07Today we have two guests.
01:09They are our precious gems.
01:12They are our legends.
01:14They defined the comedy of Pakistan.
01:16When the comedy of Pakistan was on its peak,
01:18they were a part of that team.
01:21They were a part of that team.
01:23They introduced the comedy of Pakistan to the world.
01:27They made the comedy of Pakistan a hit.
01:29They are dear to me.
01:31Because when I started my career,
01:33they supported me a lot.
01:35Not only as a younger brother,
01:37but as a senior,
01:39they told me what to do and what not to do.
01:43Today, wherever I am,
01:45they are a part of it.
01:47They are with me.
01:49They were my support.
01:51They made me a better person than a kid.
01:53They are a part of it.
01:55Mr. Wali Sheikh is a very talented person.
02:13MashaAllah.
02:15May Allah keep you happy.
02:17I am very happy.
02:19Thank you so much.
02:21I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart.
02:23May Allah give you life.
02:25May Allah give you more respect.
02:27This is your love.
02:29This is your love.
02:31May Allah keep you happy.
02:33May Allah keep you happy.
02:3518 years ago,
02:37MashaAllah,
02:39Allah would have kept me the way you were.
02:41Allah would have kept me the way I am.
02:43May Allah keep you happy.
02:45I have taken a stay order from the court.
02:47May Allah keep you happy.
02:49Let's call our second guest.
02:51He is also very nice.
02:53He is Mr. Zakir Mastana.
02:55Assalamualaikum, Zakir bhai.
02:57Assalamualaikum, Zakir bhai.
03:11This is amazing.
03:13People call me a matching couple.
03:15You called me a matching artist.
03:19It's good that you didn't mention yourself.
03:21You called me a matching sir.
03:23May Allah keep you happy.
03:25Hollywood and Bollywood
03:27both tried very hard
03:29to call Shahrukh and Salman together.
03:31They couldn't call them.
03:33You called them.
03:37Don't feel bad about what he said.
03:39We have medicines with us.
03:43Zakir bhai and Wali bhai
03:45are two people
03:47who started my career
03:49in a neighboring country
03:51when I was 17-18 years old.
03:53I was in the field and in the country.
03:55I was with these seniors.
03:57It was a good time.
03:59You were talented in Ayaz
04:01but you were childish.
04:03You used to do mischief.
04:05I used to get scolded a lot.
04:09When you are childish,
04:11you do mischief
04:13and you get scolded by the seniors.
04:15And that scolding
04:17is very useful in life.
04:19Absolutely.
04:21When I saw you
04:23for the first time
04:25and we went together
04:27to work in India,
04:29it was your first time here, right?
04:31Yes, it was my first time.
04:33You did one man there.
04:37It was a big thing.
04:39Not everyone
04:41can do one man comedy.
04:43When you started it,
04:45you were the junior
04:47of the juniors.
04:49I, Wali,
04:51Lala bhai,
04:53Sikandar bhai,
04:55all of them were there.
04:57Even the junior was a senior for me.
04:59But by the grace of God,
05:01I was successful there.
05:03It was very good.
05:05Wali bhai was also there.
05:07Before the schedule
05:09that Zakir bhai and I went to,
05:11he had already recorded
05:13two schedules.
05:15Wali bhai was there
05:17in the first or second.
05:19Wali bhai gave such a performance
05:21that half of Mumbai was bald.
05:23It was a trend.
05:25Salman Khan's Radhe Mohan
05:27had long hair and Wali bhai
05:29had made Mumbai bald.
05:31It was like
05:33I had never worked
05:35before.
05:37I had to do it suddenly.
05:39God gave me respect.
05:41I was worried how I became a hit.
05:43I swear, I didn't know.
05:45Then I went with Sikandar bhai.
05:47Then God
05:49blessed me.
05:51Let me give a trivia about Wali bhai.
05:53When he started his career,
05:55he was not a comedian.
05:57He came as a producer.
05:59In fact, he came as a goon first.
06:01Then he came as a producer.
06:03How can you say that?
06:05I have known him for 20 years.
06:07I have known him for 20 years.
06:09Does he keep a knife here?
06:11Yes.
06:13Does he keep a knife here?
06:15If someone gives him a drama,
06:17Wali Sheikh's name was later.
06:19His name was Wali Churiwala.
06:21What are you saying?
06:23It was nothing like that.
06:25I had come to Pune.
06:27I came and
06:29did a drama in Pune.
06:31When
06:33I lost my money,
06:35I suffered a loss.
06:37In 1992,
06:39I lost around 12-15 lakhs.
06:41That is less than
06:4312-15 crores today.
06:45I was very worried.
06:47I asked my father
06:49how much I should do.
06:51He said 12-15 lakhs.
06:53From where did you get it?
06:55Wali,
06:57listen to me.
06:59Listen to me.
07:01Listen to me.
07:03Listen to me.
07:05You
07:07are saying 12-15 lakhs.
07:09Yes.
07:11You are saying it on the show.
07:13Yes.
07:15People are watching this show.
07:17People are watching.
07:19How many years ago?
07:211992.
07:23Almost 35 years.
07:25Wali,
07:27who will you answer?
07:29Everyone knows.
07:3116-17 actors used to work with me.
07:33Zari's work.
07:35It was ruined.
07:37Wali, who am I?
07:39Wali,
07:4115 lakhs.
07:43After that loss,
07:45you said I will take revenge.
07:47I will take revenge.
07:49God gave me.
07:51Wali told me.
07:53I asked my father.
07:55What should I do?
07:57He said don't go to any other film.
07:59You will get your money there.
08:01Wow.
08:03He took it out
08:05from people's pockets.
08:07He did that.
08:09He didn't leave it.
08:11You were a criminal officer.
08:13No.
08:15He was a dancer.
08:17I am telling the truth.
08:19No.
08:21He told me.
08:23He didn't have a heart.
08:25Tell me.
08:27I am telling the truth.
08:29Were you a dancer?
08:31Being a dancer
08:33is not a bad thing.
08:35You didn't dance wearing a wig.
08:37I was kidding.
08:39Did you hear that song?
08:41Water bubble.
08:43Yes.
08:45You danced to that song?
08:47I danced a lot.
08:49Listen to me.
08:51How much did you spend?
08:5315 lakhs?
08:55I didn't believe you.
08:57Change the place.
08:59I don't mind dancing.
09:01I used to dance.
09:03Change the place.
09:05At the end of the well of death.
09:07You will get more names.
09:09I don't dance alone.
09:11Parvez Haleki used to dance with me.
09:13No.
09:15You are also at the end of the well of death.
09:17A person can dance in the well of death.
09:19You used to dance as a boy.
09:21Wearing a wig.
09:23His name was Neeli.
09:29I used to dance as a boy.
09:31No.
09:33He used to dance as Neeli.
09:35Parvez used to dance as Shabnam.
09:39I used to live in Baldia.
09:41Parvez Siddiqui.
09:43Parvez and I were friends.
09:45We were childhood friends.
09:49In our area,
09:51in Baldia,
09:53there was a well of death.
09:55There was a circus of Anayasam Bhatti.
09:57There was a well of death of Alam Lohar.
09:59There used to be fairs?
10:01Yes.
10:03It was a very old place.
10:05Yes.
10:07We used to go there.
10:09There was a dance on the well of death.
10:11I don't want to tell.
10:13He used to make tea.
10:15He used to ask for tea.
10:17He did his work.
10:19He climbed the stairs.
10:21The song was going on.
10:23He started singing.
10:37In the song,
10:39when you used to dance on the well of death,
10:41was it different?
10:43I used to go there at 5 in the evening.
10:45I used to take leave at 11 at night.
10:47Okay.
10:496 hours?
10:51No.
10:55Parvez used to come to my house.
10:57Parvez.
10:59I used to go to Parvez's house.
11:01We used to go there together.
11:03Everyone used to watch.
11:05Those who used to dance on the well of death,
11:09we used to recognize them.
11:11We used to make them drink water.
11:13We used to get tea from the hotel.
11:15We used to call them.
11:17We used to get a chance to come on stage.
11:21You didn't get money there?
11:23No.
11:25You used to dance for free?
11:27Shock.
11:29We danced for free.
11:31Shock.
11:37Parvez fell from the well of death while dancing.
11:39Where?
11:41He fell from my eyes.
11:45I will tell you a story.
11:47We will hear this story after the break.
11:49Okay.
11:51I think it's a long story.
11:53It's a very interesting story.
11:55We will meet after the break.
11:57After that, Zakir Bhai's story.
12:01Welcome back to On The Way To Work.
12:03You are watching The Nice Show.
12:05We have two legends with us.
12:07Wali Sheikh and Zakir Mastana.
12:09Zakir Bhai, before going on the break,
12:11you were telling us a story about your outdoors.
12:13Yes.
12:15You don't get so much in PMT.
12:17Shakeel Shah.
12:19We were going to do an outdoor drama.
12:21Where?
12:23Punjab's set.
12:25I was in the drama.
12:27I was in the director.
12:29He is not the director of the stage.
12:31I told him,
12:33Shakeel Shah is a great artist.
12:35He said, who is he?
12:37I said, he is an artist.
12:39You can hire him.
12:41He said, listen.
12:45I have 15 shows.
12:47You won't get any money till the 7th show.
12:51You won't get any money till the 7th show.
12:53Okay.
12:55You will get your payment from the 8th show.
12:57We went to do the drama.
12:59There were 7 shows.
13:09When the drama ended,
13:11I couldn't ask for money.
13:13He said, listen.
13:15What did you talk about?
13:17About the payment after the 7th show.
13:19You will get your payment after the 7th show.
13:21There was no permission.
13:23There was a problem.
13:25The producer said,
13:27there were 7 shows.
13:31There were many problems.
13:33It happened with me.
13:35For the first time,
13:37a director gave me a payment.
13:39I was happy.
13:41Your first payment.
13:43How much did you get?
13:45Rs. 50.
13:47I got a taxi and went home.
13:51I was humiliated.
13:53I thought I will get Rs. 40.
13:55But the traffic was heavy.
13:57I got Rs. 60.
14:01He gave me Rs. 40.
14:03After 2 or 3 in the night,
14:05I used to get less money.
14:07I used to get less money.
14:09I used to get less money.
14:11Otherwise, I used to get Rs. 70-80.
14:13Pick up the board.
14:15There are some stories of your life.
14:17We had to pick up the curtains.
14:19He picked up the wrong curtains.
14:21Yes, Wali bhai.
14:23For your character,
14:25have you ever kept your hair bald?
14:27Absolutely right.
14:29Are you not genuinely bald?
14:31No.
14:33I have full hair.
14:35There was a drama.
14:37Look at the era we are living in.
14:39Those who don't have hair,
14:41are applying wig.
14:43Those who have hair,
14:45are getting bald.
14:47There was a drama.
14:49When I get bald,
14:51it's a one-month drama.
14:53I will keep my hair.
14:55God gave me respect in this drama.
14:59You should have been bald for me.
15:01It's been 25 years.
15:03In this trend.
15:05You have full hair?
15:07Yes.
15:09Keep your hair.
15:11My children will call me uncle.
15:13Okay, next.
15:15Was Wali bhai
15:17lovingly called Waliya?
15:19Oh yes.
15:21Even you know this.
15:23The whole village knows.
15:25Hey Waliya,
15:27keep it tight.
15:31I met him very lovingly in India.
15:33For the first time,
15:35when I played
15:37that character,
15:39Gabbarwala.
15:41For the first time,
15:43he loved me here.
15:45After that, he went to Waliya.
15:47Where did you fall in love?
15:49I remember it well.
15:53Did Wali bhai's son
15:55ask you to join social media?
15:57He made me do it.
15:59He made you do it.
16:01I am doing TikTok
16:03because of him.
16:05What do you do on TikTok?
16:07I am doing live TikTok.
16:09My income
16:11is TikTok live.
16:13Okay.
16:15I give 3 hours live at night.
16:17By the grace of God,
16:19I don't have to go to any show.
16:21Okay.
16:23Did Wali apologize
16:25to the Indian anchor for speaking English?
16:27I don't know how to speak English.
16:29Did anyone talk to you in English?
16:31Did anything like this happen?
16:33There was a guy from the channel.
16:35I didn't apologize.
16:37When I won the first episode,
16:39I went alone.
16:41By the grace of God,
16:43everyone was educated.
16:45Everyone thought I was
16:47a well-educated person.
16:51Okay.
16:53A well-educated person.
16:55He started talking to me
16:57in English.
16:59He kept talking to me.
17:01I didn't listen to him.
17:03You know English.
17:05I know English too.
17:07But the English people
17:09left you here.
17:13Wali, do you remember?
17:15That guy
17:17understood me.
17:19He apologized to me.
17:21I will
17:23appreciate them.
17:25They know that
17:27I am weak.
17:29They won't tell me about your weakness.
17:31He apologized.
17:33He did the entire interview in Hindi.
17:35I want to talk to him in English.
17:37But I can't.
17:39I don't know him.
17:41I want to talk to him.
17:43Wait a minute.
17:45Just a minute.
17:47Okay.
17:49What will you do now?
17:51What will you do now?
17:53What will you do?
17:55I am serious.
17:57Your situation is serious.
17:59Now it's your turn.
18:01Did you give tea to Zakir?
18:03Did you push him?
18:05What push?
18:07You are making me drink tea.
18:09Who told you?
18:11I didn't push him.
18:13There was an area.
18:15Me and Razaar
18:17used to do a function there.
18:19Me and Shakeel Shah.
18:21It was 3.30 or 4.30 pm.
18:23We were going to do a function there.
18:25We were going to do an entry there.
18:27That area was a little far.
18:29We decided to do an entry there.
18:31As soon as we went there
18:33there was only one hotel there.
18:35Khan Sahib's hotel was open.
18:37We thought it was a fun place.
18:39We asked someone there.
18:41We saw 2-3 boys standing there.
18:43Okay.
18:45I won't tell you the tempo.
18:47We asked them
18:49which is Farah Parikh in this area.
18:51They said
18:53Farah Parikh is
18:55a drama actor.
18:57Your drama is going on.
18:59Kallu, Mallu, Sallu, CID.
19:01We asked them
19:03to have tea.
19:05Shakeel Shah said
19:07we are getting late.
19:09It's 3.30 or 4.30 pm.
19:11He asked for tea.
19:13He asked for a small cup of tea.
19:15We drank the tea.
19:17After drinking the tea
19:19he gave us a cup.
19:21We asked him
19:23where is it?
19:25He said it's yours.
19:27Take it out.
19:29I kept it on Shakeel.
19:31Shakeel Shah was
19:33playing tricks.
19:35He kept it
19:37on me.
19:39He gave us
19:41300 rupees.
19:43He gave us a mobile.
19:45He gave us electricity bill.
19:47We had to pay it in the morning.
19:49We had to pay it in the morning.
19:51We had to pay it in the morning.
19:53We had to pay it in the morning.
19:55We had to pay it in the morning.
19:57We had to pay it in the morning.
19:59We had to pay it in the morning.
20:01We had to pay it in the morning.
20:03We had to pay it in the morning.
20:05We had to pay it in the morning.
20:07We had to pay it in the morning.
20:09We had to pay it in the morning.
20:11We had to pay it in the morning.
20:13We had to pay it in the morning.
20:15We had to pay it in the morning.
20:17We had to pay it in the morning.
20:19We had to pay it in the morning.
20:21We had to pay it in the morning.
20:23We had to pay it in the morning.
20:25We had to pay it in the morning.
20:27We had to pay it in the morning.
20:29We had to pay it in the morning.
20:31We had to pay it in the morning.
20:33We had to pay it in the morning.
20:35We had to pay it in the morning.
20:37We had to pay it in the morning.
20:39We had to pay it in the morning.
20:41We had to pay it in the morning.
20:43We had to pay it in the morning.
20:45We had to pay it in the morning.
20:47We had to pay it in the morning.
20:49We had to pay it in the morning.
20:51We had to pay it in the morning.
20:53We had to pay it in the morning.
20:55We had to pay it in the morning.
20:57We had to pay it in the morning.
20:59We had to pay it in the morning.
21:01We had to pay it in the morning.
21:03We had to pay it in the morning.
21:05We had to pay it in the morning.
21:07We had to pay it in the morning.
21:09We had to pay it in the morning.
21:11We had to pay it in the morning.
21:13I was nervous about the attention i was going to get
21:19I did that
21:21Kapil told me attended it
21:23He said, if Zakir got offended
21:25He said, if Zakir got offended
21:27He said, if Zakir got offended
21:29I did this on purpose
21:31I said no it's not like that
21:33I said we are respectable and honest
21:35I said no it's not like that
21:37We saw Kapil a very good person
21:39We saw Kapil a very good person
21:41Okay, next. Did Zakir watch the videos of Bypass on his mobile phone?
21:46It happened that when I got sick two years ago,
21:48today or tomorrow, I keep counting the days.
21:55So when they told me that I have Bypass,
21:59I was like, what is Bypass? What is this?
22:02Okay, so when I come home, I look at my four or five daughters,
22:06I look at my son Ali,
22:08so I don't know much about mobile phones,
22:13I don't know much about smart phones.
22:17I was like, what is Bypass?
22:19I don't even know that if you look at something at night,
22:22my son Ali will know.
22:24Or my wife will know.
22:26Now I look at Bypass,
22:29if it's from China or Japan,
22:31so I took the names of the doctors I had,
22:33on my mobile phone.
22:35They came.
22:37I was like, what do they do?
22:39What do I tell you?
22:41Yes, the way it's done.
22:43Yes, the way it's done.
22:45Is it the same with me?
22:47So one day, my son Ali told me,
22:54and his mother said,
22:56what do you watch at 3 or 4 in the night?
22:58I said, what do I watch?
23:00He said, you make these videos.
23:04I said, I watch.
23:06And what did I do after that?
23:08I used to read Tahajjud.
23:12Because when they gave my operation,
23:14that your operation is after 17-18 days,
23:16so I had read everything,
23:18I had made up my mind,
23:20because the doctor had said,
23:22that it is our job to cut the connection.
23:24We can cut the connection.
23:26We can tell your connection clearly.
23:28Because we also get it written.
23:30That it is our job to cut the connection
23:32of your life.
23:34It is our job to cut the connection.
23:36It is Allah's job to cut the connection.
23:38So I said,
23:40when it is Allah's job to cut the connection,
23:42then I made that connection.
23:44Oh wow!
23:46So I used to pray to Allah every day,
23:48that Allah,
23:50those who don't have a head,
23:52daughters and children,
23:54they also get married.
23:56Yes, yes.
23:58But I want some time from you.
24:00I want some time.
24:02I want some time.
24:04Because I have been very sick before.
24:06And you will believe me,
24:08that I knew,
24:10that I got some time.
24:12After Fajr prayer,
24:14you take a corner,
24:16whatever work you have,
24:18or you come home,
24:20or at 3.30,
24:22you do ablution,
24:24after that you sit,
24:26there is no need to go anywhere.
24:28There is no need to ring,
24:30there is no need to do ablution.
24:32Directly, you do two rakat,
24:34and ask Allah directly.
24:36And talk like you are talking.
24:38And believe me,
24:40you will know that you are being heard.
24:42It happens in a day or two.
24:44We are going to take a break.
24:46We will see you after the break.
24:48Welcome back to The Break.
24:50You are watching The Night of Uliyasam.
24:52I am with two lovely,
24:54shining people,
24:56Wali Sheikh and Raghav.
24:58You are shining.
25:00The next game is power play.
25:02You have to hit sixes on the balls.
25:04You have to answer the questions fast.
25:06Who are the top five comedians in Pakistan?
25:08Omar Sharif bhai,
25:10Mohin Akhtar bhai,
25:12Manobar Dharif bhai,
25:14Allah hafiz,
25:16Shakeel Siddiqui bhai,
25:18Sikandar Sanam bhai.
25:20And yours?
25:22Almost the same.
25:24Put Rauf Nala bhai in this list.
25:27No, no.
25:29All of them are top.
25:31In my mind,
25:33Manobar Dharif bhai,
25:35Liaqat Soljar bhai,
25:37Shehzad Naza bhai.
25:39I will tell you.
25:41All of them.
25:43Salim Afili bhai, Liaqat Soljar bhai,
25:45Shehzad Naza bhai.
25:47These are your top five?
25:49Yes.
25:51Amanullah sir.
25:53There are a lot.
25:55You should quit comedy.
26:01Wali, don't take Shakeel sir's name.
26:03Wali, don't take Shakeel sir's name.
26:09If you were a street food, what would you be?
26:11I would be Imli.
26:13You would be Imli?
26:15Imli?
26:17And I would be?
26:19Imli is more popular.
26:21Outside college?
26:23And I would be?
26:25Gol Gappay ki Khatai.
26:27Gol Gappay ki Khatai?
26:29Okay. Next.
26:31If you wanted to bring a change in yourself, what would it be?
26:33A little less angry.
26:35Okay.
26:37You need a lot of changes.
26:39Me?
26:41You need a lot of changes.
26:43You tell us about yourself.
26:45If I wanted to bring a change in myself,
26:47I would be?
26:49No, no.
26:51If I wanted to bring a change in myself,
26:53I would be?
26:55A little more towards religion.
26:57A little more towards religion.
26:59A little more towards religion.
27:01Okay.
27:03Whatever I am, God knows.
27:05But I should be more.
27:07Okay.
27:09If you were told that you have to eat only one thing for the rest of your life,
27:11and you can't eat anything else,
27:13what would it be?
27:15Dal and rice.
27:17Dal and rice?
27:19I wish I didn't get married.
27:21I wish I didn't get married.
27:23I wish I didn't get married.
27:25Trust.
27:27On whom?
27:29Was or was not.
27:31Was or was not.
27:33Was or was not.
27:35Was or was not.
27:37The funny thing is,
27:39both the kids are sitting in front of each other,
27:41and you are looking at them.
27:45I have said both.
27:47I have said both.
27:49You have said both.
27:51I am a dash.
27:53I am bald.
27:55Very good.
27:57I am a dash.
27:59I am half bald.
28:01I am half bald.
28:03You have already done that.
28:05This is what people ask.
28:09I am a dash.
28:11Was or was not.
28:13Was or was not.
28:15I am a normal human being.
28:17I have just got a dash.
28:19I can't get it,
28:21but I want God to do something.
28:23If something like this happens,
28:25I want Sikandar to get it.
28:27I have just got a dash.
28:29I have just got a dash.
28:31Okay.
28:33Which actor did you like the last time?
28:35He will make me play.
28:37If you liked him, you would have liked him.
28:39What happens when he comes?
28:41He should come.
28:43Brother, Aishwarya Rai.
28:45Aishwarya Rai?
28:47Okay.
28:49She loved me.
28:51She wanted to marry me.
28:53I told her not to, but she did.
28:55Do you know her husband's name?
28:57Abhishek.
28:59What is my name?
29:01Waleeshi.
29:03Son, get the medicine.
29:07Whom did you like the last time?
29:09Which actor?
29:11What happens when I like someone?
29:13We are not getting you married.
29:15Don't worry.
29:17We are asking you.
29:19You are serious.
29:21When we get you married,
29:23will you marry a guy from Pakistan?
29:25I will tell you who I like.
29:27Hina Dilpazeer.
29:29Hina Dilpazeer.
29:31She is a great actress.
29:33She is a great actress.
29:35A comedian can never have a dash.
29:37If there is a dash,
29:39if there is no dash,
29:41and she is a real comedian,
29:45then she can never betray anyone.
29:47She can never hurt anyone.
29:49She is a clean-hearted woman.
29:51If she has a dash,
29:53then she can do anything.
29:55If she is a real comedian,
29:57she will make people smile.
29:59She will make them happy.
30:01She can never hurt anyone.
30:05Dilazari can never worry anyone.
30:07If you want to take something from him, then what will you take from this man?
30:16If you want to take something from him, then what will you take from him?
30:23Mohin Akhtar sahab?
30:27The kind of attitude he had, the manners he had, the respect he had.
30:31You will take his manners?
30:32Yes, his manners.
30:33What will you take from him?
30:34His dressing style.
30:36What a dressing sense!
30:39Umar Sharif?
30:41If I want to take something from Umar Sharif, then I will take the blessings that Allah has given him from the beginning.
30:50You will take his blessings?
30:52Amanullah sahab?
30:53I will bow down to Amanullah sahab.
30:56Simplicity?
30:57Simplicity.
30:58I will take his observations from him.
31:00The way he used to observe the society, very delicately.
31:03Rauf Lala?
31:04Yes, Rauf Lala.
31:07If I want to take something from him, then what will I take?
31:09I can take his anger.
31:12We will get that anyway.
31:16I will take 3-4 gifters from the people who sit with me on TikTok live.
31:21You will take gifters?
31:22They also do live?
31:23Yes.
31:24Lala bhai, if I want to take something from him, then I will take his blessings.
31:30He came as a king from our neighboring country.
31:33He is a king.
31:35If I get a chance, I will also become a king.
31:40What will you take?
31:41Gifters?
31:42I have already told you.
31:43What will you take from Shakeel bhai?
31:45Shakeel Siddiqui?
31:46Yes.
31:47I will take from Shakeel bhai what I said about Mohit bhai.
31:52I have seen Shakeel bhai and Shakeel Siddiqui bhai as well.
31:56Take care of your juniors.
31:59What will you take?
32:00I will take from Shakeel bhai that he helps people a lot.
32:06And you don't even know that he is with you.
32:13Thank you very much.
32:14You guys have played the first game very easily.
32:17We are going to take a break.
32:19We will see you after the break.
32:26Welcome back to The Break.
32:27You are watching The Night Show with our two legends, Zakir Mustana and Waleed Shaikh.
32:31I am calling you legends.
32:33But I deserve it.
32:34What do you mean you deserve it?
32:35What you are giving me.
32:37I had told you earlier.
32:38You are our kid.
32:42You are our younger brother.
32:43I had told you earlier that Waleed will come.
32:45You have to take care of him the same way you are taking care of me.
32:47I am your kid.
32:49What am I to him?
32:50Am I his stranger?
32:51Just look at my face.
32:55You won't wash your words.
32:58I have stopped you.
32:59You have stopped me.
33:00I have respected my elders.
33:04This is not a joke.
33:06This is not to tell the world.
33:08I respect you both from the bottom of my heart.
33:10May God give you more respect.
33:12The next game is wrong answers only.
33:14You have to give the wrong answers.
33:15You have to do what you have been doing in the show.
33:21You have to give the wrong answers.
33:23Zakir Mustana, what do you do?
33:25I don't do anything.
33:27I am a comedian.
33:29What is a comedian?
33:31What do you do?
33:32I cover.
33:37Waleed Shaikh, what do you do?
33:38I am a junkie.
33:40Both are answering each other.
33:42This is not a joke.
33:44He is telling the truth.
33:45I am a junkie.
33:48I am going to speak on the well of death.
33:52I have waited for my time.
33:54I want to be like Dash.
33:56Waleed Shaikh.
33:57I want to be like Waleed Shaikh.
34:01Waleed Bhai, who do you want to be like?
34:03Zakir Shah.
34:05There is a drift inside.
34:07I think there is a fire.
34:09Zakir Shah.
34:13Why does a human body have a nose?
34:15This is because...
34:17Let me tell you.
34:19If you can't keep money anywhere,
34:21you can keep it in this.
34:23Keep the money in the nose.
34:25No one will see it.
34:27Go and check how deep the nose is.
34:29I don't know.
34:33Listen.
34:35The nose check has started.
34:39Before you have a nose check,
34:41get out of here.
34:43Waleed.
34:45One thing you should do in life.
34:47Take it from someone and don't return it.
34:49Yes.
34:51People do that a lot.
34:55If someone's heart breaks,
34:57how should you fix it?
34:59If there are two pieces,
35:01cut it into four or six pieces.
35:05The medicine you got for Waleed Bhai,
35:07go and get it for Zakir Bhai.
35:09The right question is,
35:11if someone's heart breaks,
35:13do this.
35:15This was in my heart.
35:17God forbid, if someone's heart breaks.
35:19It's so much fun to do this.
35:21If someone's heart breaks,
35:23do this.
35:25If someone's heart breaks,
35:27forgive me.
35:29There's no harm in apologizing.
35:31Waleed Bhai,
35:33we've seen you doing comedy and acting.
35:35You don't do modelling.
35:39You don't know.
35:43We'll check your singing.
35:45Put on your headphones.
35:47We'll play some old songs.
35:49You have to sing along.
35:51Waleed Bhai, are you ready?
35:53Yes.
35:55If possible,
35:57do one thing for me.
36:01Tell me,
36:03a city,
36:05in my name.
36:07If possible,
36:09do one thing for me.
36:13A city,
36:15in my name.
36:17If possible,
36:19do one thing
36:21for me.
36:27Allah!
36:35My heart
36:37in my eyes,
36:39is yours.
36:47My heart in my eyes,
36:49is yours.
36:53I'm coming
36:55while you're leaving.
36:59Respect
37:01my feelings.
37:05Respect
37:07my feelings.
37:11If possible,
37:13do one thing for me.
37:15If possible,
37:17do one thing for me.
37:27If possible, do one thing for me.
37:29Now that you've grown up,
37:31do your own work.
37:33Put on your headphones.
37:35Waleed,
37:37you were a good man.
37:39I
37:41will follow you
37:43like a boat.
37:49I will follow you
37:51like a boat.
37:53I'm helpless
37:55to swim with you.
37:57The disease of love
37:59is bad.
38:03The disease of love is bad.
38:05I have to make you understand.
38:07My heart
38:09is yours.
38:11My heart
38:13is yours.
38:15My heart
38:17is yours.
38:19I will follow you
38:21like a boat.
38:23I'm helpless
38:25to swim with you.
38:27The disease of love
38:29is bad. I have to make you understand.
38:31My heart
38:33is yours.
38:35The disease of love
38:37is bad.
38:39The disease of love
38:41is bad.
38:43Amazing!
38:45Waleed was right.
38:47There is a well of death somewhere.
38:49Put on your headphones.
38:51I got trapped myself.
38:53I got trapped myself.
38:55The well of death
38:57came out.
38:59Wow!
39:03I forgot.
39:05Thank you so much,
39:07Waleed.
39:09Thank you for coming.
39:11Thank you so much.
39:13Before leaving,
39:15would you like to say something to your fans?
39:17Friends, life is once.
39:19In this life,
39:21with your family,
39:23with your country,
39:25with your people,
39:27you can love as much as you can
39:29and share as much as you can.
39:31Share happiness,
39:33share love,
39:35and share love.
39:37Remember one thing, my friends.
39:39Don't think about what this country has given us.
39:41Just remember
39:43what we have given this country.
39:45Wow!
39:47I would like to say
39:49a small thing.
39:51Everyone lives for themselves.
39:53In this world,
39:55the purpose of life is to help others.
39:57A person does it for his family
39:59and should do it.
40:01It is his right and duty.
40:03But try to
40:05do it for others
40:07with your tongue,
40:09with your hands, with your wealth.
40:11There is so much benefit in this.
40:13If you think good for someone,
40:15it becomes good for you.
40:17So for everyone,
40:19keep a good mind,
40:21keep a good thought,
40:23and take care of everyone.
40:27Thank you so much.
40:29Thank you so much, Waleed.
40:31Thank you so much.
40:33Thank you so much.