Twelve-year-old Nick lives with his Uncle Murray, a Mr.Micawber-like Dickensian character who keeps hoping something won | dG1fSUtFWEdOQnlSUVk
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00:00Nick, in a moment, you're going to see a horrible thing.
00:03What's that?
00:06People going to work.
00:17Maladjusted.
00:18Cheap-up.
00:19Odd mess.
00:20Murray.
00:21Murray.
00:22Murray.
00:23Murray.
00:24Neighbors!
00:25I'm sure I speak for all of us when I say that something must be done about your garbage can.
00:29Garbage cans in the alley here.
00:31It is definitely second-rate garbage.
00:34Now, by next week, I want to see a better class of garbage.
00:38And let's snuff it up!
00:40Yes, sir.
00:42That's my baby.
00:45Is this your favorite toy, Nick?
00:47It's got an electric battery timer in there that makes it go on and off like that.
00:51Tell me, Nick, do you like best the fact that the chest of the lady lights up?
00:56Well, you've got to admit, you don't see boobies like that every day.
00:59Oh, sir, I don't mean maybe.
01:05You crazy nut, I was ready to kill you!
01:08Don't let me go!
01:09I'm just putting my coffee cup down here.
01:11Yes, sir, that's my baby now.
01:17I've got to know what day it is.
01:21I've got to know what's the name of the game and what the rules are without anyone else telling me.
01:28You've got to own your own days and name them.
01:31Each one of them. Every one of them.
01:34Or else the years go right by and none of them belong to you.
01:39Oh, by the way...
01:42Do you know what you are?
01:44Maladjusted.
01:47Yes, by the way...
01:50Murray, I can't watch this.
01:53You've got to shape up.
01:54Shape up?
01:55When we meet, the preacher will say...
02:00Hey, you know, sometimes if we're in a crowded elevator someplace, he'll turn to me and he'll say,
02:05Max, there'll be no more of this self-pity.
02:10Now you're 40, it's time you got used to being a midget.
02:14Yes, sir, that's my baby.
02:19Sooner or later, you fall in love with a thousand clowns.
02:24That's my baby now.
02:28Oh, by the way...
02:32Yes, by the way...
02:36When we meet, the preacher will say...
02:44Yes, sir, that's my baby.
02:48No, sir, I don't mean maybe.
02:52Yes, sir, that's my baby now.