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00:00I want to go taunt the gorillas before they get fed and they're not hungry anymore.
00:10Why do you even want to taunt the gorilla?
00:11What are you doing, Julian?
00:12The chicken fingers aren't even cooked.
00:13You want us to get sarsaparilla or something?
00:14Damn it!
00:15Okay.
00:16Hold on, hold on.
00:17Judges in session.
00:18What is the problem here?
00:19You put my stuff in jello again.
00:20I don't care what anyone says.
00:43I wasn't really drunk.
00:46I had the sun in my eyes and I couldn't really see.
00:50Oh yeah, and there was a chicken in the way or something.
00:53What are you saying, man?
00:57Hey, you watch your mouth over there, Andy.
01:06I've trained in martial arts since I was an infant.
01:09Three-time Olympic gold medalist in wrestling.
01:12Third-degree black belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu.
01:16My father's mistress taught me a capoeira, among other things.
01:33Hey Steve, listen.
01:34I'm on the eighth hole.
01:35There's been a disturbance.
01:36I'll be in the pro shop in five minutes.
01:40Andy, what the hell are you doing?
01:42It's 8.30 in the morning.
01:44This isn't South Beach happy hour.
01:46I need you to get over to the Glory Hole Bar and Grill.
01:49There's a toilet backed up and I need you there right away.
01:51Are you kidding me?
01:52This place has fallen apart.
01:53What happened now?
01:54Apparently, some lady dropped a tampon down the toilet and it's your job.
01:58You know, this job has become a bloody mess.
02:03Hi everyone.
02:04My name is Andy, portrayed by Joe Mignone.
02:06And this here is Steve, portrayed by Michael Newman.
02:08I could have said that, Andy.
02:10But go ahead.
02:11Don't let me interrupt you.
02:13As I was trying to say,
02:14I'd like to introduce you guys to a TV series called Par for the Course.
02:18Now, when people hear about golf courses, they think high class establishments.
02:22When in reality, it's ran by a bunch of crazy people just like myself and Steve here.
02:28Now, here's the thing.
02:29This show is based on myself, a golf cart attendant,
02:32who happens to have the love for drinking booze and doing drugs.
02:35Whoa, whoa, whoa, Andy.
02:36Don't give it all away.
02:37Listen, we'd love to bring this world to you.
02:40A crazy cast of misfit characters on an abnormal golf course.
02:43But in order for us to do that, we're going to need your help.
02:46So, if you think this is something that you would like to see,
02:48then go and check out our incentives we offer to those who pledge.
02:52And, Andy!
02:56What are you doing?
02:57Checking the grass. It's good.
02:58Yeah, okay.
02:59Well, we appreciate all our supporters in this production.
03:03And if you think that you have your friends or relatives or neighbors that might want to help us,
03:07send them the link. Right?
03:09Absolutely, Steve.
03:10And that reminds me of a story.
03:11This one time I dropped a bag of...
03:13Whoa, whoa, whoa, Andy.
03:14Time to get back to work.
03:15Come on. Okay?
03:16And, uh, bartender?
03:21See you on the 19th hole.