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00:00So, Gaki no Tsukai's official TikTok has uploaded 7 videos.
00:06It was born from this project.
00:10In the first episode of Gaki no Tsukai, Tsukichiki is going to drink Tiktok in the video of the comedian's suggestion.
00:23I said it, I said it.
00:25If you say this, you will be promoted as a comedian.
00:30It's been 14 years since Gaki no Tsukai.
00:34Do you know what it is?
00:36Rifujin Down.
00:37Yes, I know.
00:39Do you remember?
00:40Of course.
00:41It's what they do a lot.
00:43In the quiz.
00:45So, everyone.
00:46Do you use SNS properly?
00:52After all, young people spend a lot of time on SNS and update it every day.
01:02Everyone hasn't been able to update at all.
01:06That's amazing.
01:08Such SNS-poor Gaki members.
01:13Today's project is to get ideas from SNS-poor comedians and shoot a video.
01:22The video will be uploaded to the TikTok account of the show.
01:28Hosei, do you use TikTok?
01:31Yes, I do.
01:32That's right.
01:33Why don't you know?
01:35I don't know.
01:36Hamada, you should check my account.
01:41I haven't checked it yet.
01:42You should study.
01:46Let's see the best 3 TikTok videos of Hosei.
01:55Kohakutou.
01:56Kohakutou.
02:00It's dirty.
02:01What?
02:02Wait a minute.
02:03More.
02:04More.
02:06Is she your daughter?
02:08She's my wife.
02:10I just ate it.
02:117 million times.
02:12I'm going to eat Kirin's long fries.
02:147.74 million times.
02:18It's delicious.
02:23You!
02:24My daughter made me apple candy.
02:2713 million times.
02:35Is it delicious?
02:37What is this?
02:40It's not funny.
02:42You thought it wasn't funny, didn't you?
02:44Yes.
02:45I thought so, too.
02:46What?
02:47That's not true.
02:48You're a bad person.
02:49No, it's not funny.
02:52That's the problem.
02:54What?
02:55I don't want to see your funny videos.
03:03That's why you didn't think it was funny.
03:09That's why you didn't think it was funny.
03:11What?
03:13I don't get it.
03:14That's not true.
03:15That's right.
03:24It's coming.
03:26Do your best.
03:29Here is the first presenter.
03:32Please come in.
03:33Who is it?
03:37Nice to meet you.
03:38I'm B.
03:39Nice to meet you, too.
03:41This is the world of TIKTOK.
03:43That's right.
03:45There are 2.95 million people on Instagram.
03:48There are more than 4 million people on YouTube.
03:51There are more than 13.3 million people on TIKTOK.
03:56There are more than 3 million people on TIKTOK.
04:00What is the video idea that USP presents?
04:08Poker chip challenge.
04:11I don't know.
04:12I just heard the title.
04:14I don't know.
04:15I took a video before.
04:18Can I see it?
04:2270 million times.
04:24That's right.
04:31I see.
04:33It's a challenge.
04:36It's a challenge.
04:39It's like this.
04:40Can I do it?
04:41It's like this.
04:42I did it.
04:45I want you to challenge with a video that you can do by hand.
04:50I was surprised.
04:53It's not like YAMA-CHAN.
04:55It's different.
04:57AI judges the video.
05:00HOSEI's video.
05:02AI thinks it's a baby.
05:07I see.
05:08Babies are very popular.
05:10Because it's cute.
05:12It's not normal.
05:15First, USP will do it by hand.
05:18Please hold the ruler.
05:20Please drop the ruler.
05:23Please drop the ruler.
05:25Please do it vigorously.
05:26The world will see this.
05:29Don't say that.
05:31One person will play three chips.
05:34Four people will succeed in a row.
05:39It's good.
05:42It feels good.
05:43It's already a buzzer.
05:46If you play this, it will be a buzzer.
05:49Let's shoot the video.
05:52First, line up in a row.
05:56Let's do it in order.
05:59To be honest, I think it will be broken.
06:01Why?
06:02I have been played more than 10 million times.
06:06Babies do this.
06:11First, let's do a poker chip challenge.
06:16Let's do it.
06:18Ready, start.
06:20Poker chip challenge.
06:24I will do it again.
06:27Why?
06:28I could only hear the buzzer.
06:33Poker chip challenge.
06:36Mr. Hamada, let me practice.
06:38Please say poker chip challenge.
06:40You do it.
06:42Poker chip challenge.
06:47This is good.
06:51This is the completed video.
06:55Poker chip challenge.
07:00It's good.
07:02Let's do it.
07:03Do your best.
07:14Let's do it.
07:16Let's do it.
07:19Let's do it.
07:20Let's do it.
07:34I did it.
07:35It's good.
07:38It's good.
07:39You did it.
07:40I didn't think it would be so exciting.
07:44Let's do it again.
07:47Another recipe.
07:49Draw a tablecloth with a blower.
07:58Who will do the blower?
08:00Mr. Hamada.
08:01Me?
08:03Start.
08:09Do your best.
08:10I will do it.
08:14Do your best.
08:22This is the completed video.
08:27Draw a tablecloth with a blower.
08:32Do your best.
08:33Please.
08:39Do your best.
08:44Do your best.
08:50This is good.
08:51This is good.
08:54This is good.
08:55Do your best.
09:02I did it.
09:08This is good.
09:09This is great.
09:10This is great.
09:12This is great.
09:13This may go viral.
09:14This may go viral.
09:16Is Mr. Hamada's face okay?
09:18He has a loose eyelid.
09:24Next presenter, please.
09:31Do your best.
09:33Mr. Yoneda.
09:35Do your best.
09:38What will you do?
09:40This is it.
09:43Mr. Hamada is in a bad mood.
09:45This may go viral.
09:47Mr. Hamada is always in a bad mood.
09:52Is that so?
09:53He is always in a bad mood.
09:55This video will make him smile.
09:59Yoneda's drawing lecture.
10:02Mr. Hamada is in a bad mood.
10:06He is angry.
10:07He is in a bad mood.
10:08Please line up here.
10:10I'm sorry.
10:12Please put a watermelon in front of Mr. Hamada.
10:17Please hold a watermelon.
10:20Please split the watermelon according to the rhythm.
10:26This may go viral.
10:28Is that true?
10:30This may go viral.
10:31Please repeat this twice.
10:33There is a trick to make the watermelon go viral.
10:37I see.
10:39He moves while shooting.
10:47Please stop.
10:49Please stop.
10:51I'm sorry.
10:52I'm sorry to stand up.
10:53I'm too old.
10:54I'm sorry.
10:55You are old.
10:57If you stand up, the watermelon will hit you.
11:00That's right.
11:02It's been a year and another year.
11:04Do this.
11:07If you stand up, the watermelon will hit you.
11:10Wait a minute.
11:11What should I do?
11:12Please line up here.
11:14Please put a watermelon here.
11:16Please put a watermelon here.
11:18Please put a watermelon here.
11:19Please put a watermelon here.
11:20Please put a watermelon here.
11:21This is also a video of KOMI.
11:23You can change it.
11:26What should I do?
11:27Humans are creatures that try to make everything look good.
11:34That's right.
11:36This is a video of everyone's wisdom.
12:01That's good.
12:05That's good.
12:26Natsuki Yutaka.
12:28That was perfect.
12:30Why?
12:31Natsuki Yutaka is a mystery among young people.
12:36That's right.
12:37That's strange.
12:40Why is Natsuki Yutaka so close?
12:45YONEDA 2000 presents another NANIWA MINI-SKA TRAMPOLA.
12:51This is a MINI-SKA TRAMPOLA made by HOSEI.
12:57Can I become a MINI-SKA TRAMPOLA?
12:58You can become a MINI-SKA TRAMPOLA.
13:00HOSEI, please.
13:04Thank you very much.
13:06This will be a big hit.
13:27Let's work and laugh.
13:29I want to change jobs, but what should I do?
13:31Then you can consult with an agent.
13:33If you are a Ryuda, you can consult with an agent.
13:39Please consult anything.
13:41It's close.
13:42I'm sorry.
13:43By the way, which is easier to use?
13:46It depends on the person and the situation.
13:48If you are a Ryuda, you can use both at once.
13:51You can use both.
13:53It looks fun.
13:54Don't choose.
13:55Ryuda.
13:57This is the story of the adults.
14:00TAMA, do you remember this?
14:01Is it a time capsule?
14:02I wanted to open it with you.
14:05It's the same.
14:06Life becomes delicious.
14:08THE PREMIUM MALT.
14:10I'm happy.
14:13I'm bored.
14:14A story of 300 million yen on Valentine's Day.
14:17A sense of freedom to travel in the first class.
14:19A sense of luxury that you can eat as much sushi as you want.
14:21Come to Shangri-La.
14:23300 million yen on Valentine's Day.
14:25Available on the Internet and now.
14:27TSUMADORI.
14:28Is there anything sweet?
14:30There is a non-alcoholic non-alcoholic.
14:32Non-alcoholic?
14:33Non-alcoholic lemon non-alcoholic style balance.
14:36It's delicious.
14:37There is also a good thing.
14:38What does that mean?
14:39Non-alcoholic non-alcoholic style balance.
14:43NANIWA MINUSKA TRAMPOLA.
14:45Here is the completed video.
14:48Look.
14:49It's okay to be close, so look.
14:51Look.
14:52I can't see.
14:53Look.
14:54Look.
14:55Look.
14:56Look.
14:57Look.
14:58Look.
14:59Look.
15:00Look.
15:01Look.
15:02Look.
15:03Look.
15:04We are embarrassed.
15:06Look.
15:07Look.
15:08Look.
15:09I can see.
15:10I can see.
15:11Look.
15:14Please write.
15:17I will start.
15:18I was the king of Trump.
15:21I was also the king of Trump.
15:24I was the king of the heart.
15:26The correct answer is...
15:28Look.
15:33A sweet and painful scent.
15:36You are all of mine.
15:38Gonna be my love.
15:40Even if I fall in love with someone again someday.
15:47Thank you very much.
15:48Why?
15:50Thank you very much.
15:51What is this?
15:53This is a puzzle.
15:55This is a puzzle.
15:56This is a puzzle.
15:57This is a puzzle.
15:58This is a puzzle.
15:59This is a puzzle.
16:00How do you feel about being a trampoline?
16:03I think this is a puzzle.
16:05Thank you very much.
16:06I'm sorry.
16:08Next, the last presenter is...
16:16He is a loser.
16:17He is a loser.
16:18He is a loser.
16:19He is a loser.
16:20He is a loser.
16:22You are not stupid.
16:25I'm in touch with Downtown.
16:27Do you know?
16:28I'm in touch with Downtown.
16:30Mayu is in touch with Downtown.
16:32I'm in touch with Hama and Macchan.
16:34I'm in touch with Downtown.
16:35I've been seeing myself in the same way lately.
16:38I see.
16:39I see.
16:41The way we see each other is like this.
16:43You are right.
16:44You are right.
16:45What kind of video is it?
16:47Let's see.
16:48I have a video I took once.
16:52Please watch the video.
16:54Please.
16:56No, no.
16:57There is no video.
16:58There is no video?
16:59There is no video.
17:00There is no video.
17:01There is no video.
17:02The staff is in trouble.
17:04There is no video.
17:06There is no video.
17:07There is no video.
17:08First, there is a lecture by four people.
17:11Lecture.
17:14They are in the studio.
17:15They are in the studio.
17:20Why is there a lecture?
17:22It's a unique world.
17:24Please get ready.
17:26Get ready.
17:28It has started.
17:31What is it?
17:32What is it?
17:33What is it?
17:34What is it?
17:35Riki and Gyoji.
17:36This is the way.
17:38However, Riki and Gyoji are in pairs.
17:42Let's go through the gap between them.
17:46What kind of way is this?
17:48Let's go.
17:49Kunizaki will show you an example.
17:53No way.
17:54I can't go through this.
17:56I can't go through this.
17:58No way.
17:59I can't go through this.
18:01I can't go through this.
18:02I can't go through this.
18:05I can't go through this.
18:08It's a normal train.
18:11It's a normal train.
18:12Let's go.
18:13I can't go through this.
18:16I can't go through this.
18:19Let's shoot a video.
18:22All right.
18:24All right.
18:25Instructors, you go first.
18:27All right.
18:31I'll get ready.
18:33When I shoot the light.
18:35Hit it, hit it, hit it.
18:37One at a time, one at a time.
18:39One at a time, one at a time.
18:51No way!
18:53Let's go, let's go!
18:55This isn't a game.
18:57No way!
18:59This isn't a game!
19:01This isn't a game!
19:03I'm sorry!
19:05Let's start over.
19:07Let's start over.
19:13Let's go!
19:15I'm scared!
19:17I can't make it!
19:19I can't make it!
19:21I can't make it!
19:23What's wrong?
19:25I can't make it!
19:27I can't make it!
19:29Endo-san!
19:31Endo-san, go!
19:33I can make it!
19:35I can make it!
19:37He's floating!
19:39He's floating!
19:41I can make it!
19:43Eat the bread!
19:45You can do it!
19:47He's eating the bread!
19:49He's eating the bread!
19:51You can do it!
19:53You can do it!
19:55Ow, ow, ow, ow!
19:57You can do it!
19:59Time out!
20:01Time out!
20:03Time out!
20:05Time out!
20:07Time out!
20:09Okay!
20:11Did you get it?
20:13Yes.
20:15What?
20:17You got it. You won the game.
20:19I'm sorry. I took it with the camera.
20:21What are you taking?
20:23The camera?
20:25You're taking it yourself.
20:27I'm sorry.
20:29And so, on TikTok,
20:31Kurozaki's door was opened.
20:33Time out!
20:35Time out!
20:37You know what I mean, right?
20:39I'm sorry.
20:41I was watching.
20:43At home.
20:45Oh, you're looking for a house.
20:47Buying a house is a big event in life.
20:49If it's at home,
20:51there's an apartment, a small house, and an orderly house.
20:53Oh, did you find it?
20:55If you want to buy a house, it's at home.
20:57I found a good one.
20:59Hello, new idea.
21:01This is the quality created by N-BOX.
21:05Continuously selected,
21:07a limited number of sales,
21:09No. 1 for 10 years in a row.
21:11N-Series' new N-BOX Joy is here.
21:15I started using a calculator,
21:17but it goes up and down.
21:19I can't relax anymore.
21:21WellSnappy for you.
21:23It's all automatic.
21:25WellSnappy.
21:29Reborn Dior Capture.
21:31A new beauty solution is born.
21:33What caught my attention
21:35was the relationship between skin and oxygen.
21:37Every time I use it,
21:39I get excited.
21:41Dior Capture.
21:45Spacia Gear is new.
21:47Let's play, God.
21:49Let's raise the gear of play.
21:51Let's raise the gear of play.
21:53Let's raise the gear of play.
21:55Spacia Gear is born.
21:57To be continued.
21:59Let's go.
22:01Master.
22:03A record of defeating many futures.
22:05The reason and will to fight.
22:07Fate. Grand Order.
22:09I just wanted to tell you.
22:11My feelings.
22:13There's one more.
22:15Here it is.
22:17I won't let you down.
22:19I'll answer your expectations.
22:21It's a nice dance.
22:23I love it.
22:25This is great.
22:27First, remember the pose.
22:29Mr. Hamada will do it.
22:31Mr. Hamada, the main character.
22:33There's a pose here.
22:35Oh, this one.
22:37This one?
22:39I won't let you down.
22:41It's a nice dance.
22:43I'll answer your expectations.
22:45It's a nice dance.
22:47It's fun.
22:49I won't let you down.
22:51I'll answer your expectations.
22:53I'll sing.
22:55I'll sing.
22:57He has to remember these actions.
22:59He has to respond to the sound of his gun.
23:01He has to respond to the sound of his gun.
23:05There's another complicated rule.
23:07There's another complicated rule.
23:09Who is this?
23:11It's Mataya.
23:13He's an old man.
23:15It's difficult.
23:19At first,
23:21I'll do this for 30 seconds.
23:23I'll do this for 30 seconds.
23:25I'll do this for 30 seconds.
23:27After 30 seconds,
23:29people around you
23:31will say it out loud.
23:33I won't let you down.
23:35I'll answer your expectations.
23:37You have to face that person
23:39and do that pose.
23:41It's a tough game.
23:43It's difficult because
23:45each person knows the choreography.
23:47Each person knows the choreography.
23:49So, you have to do it well.
23:51So, you have to do it well.
23:53So, you have to do it well.
23:55So, you have to do it well.
23:59Start!
24:01Start!
24:03I won't let you down.
24:05I'll answer your expectations.
24:07It's a nice dance.
24:09I won't let you down.
24:11I'll answer your expectations.
24:13I won't let you down.
24:19Chinchin no!
24:21Chinchin no?
24:23Chinchin no!
24:25Chinchin no!
24:27Chinchin no!
24:29Chinchin no!
24:31Chinchin no!
24:33Chinchin no!
24:35Chinchin no!
24:37Don't fall for the old man's trap.
24:39Don't fall for the old man's trap.
24:43Next, Hosei will try.
24:47I won't let you down.
24:49I'll answer your expectations.
24:51I won't let you down.
24:53Chinchin no!
24:55Chinchin no!
24:57Chinchin no!
24:59Chinchin no!
25:01Chinchin no!
25:03Chinchin no!
25:05Chinchin no!
25:07Chinchin no!
25:09Chinchin no!
25:11Chinchin no!
25:13Chinchin no!
25:15Chinchin no!
25:17Chinchin no!
25:19Chinchin no!
25:23Hurry up, old man!
25:27The magic that only happens once in a lifetime.
25:29What will you use it for?
25:31I'll use it when I have the best choice in my life!
25:33I'll use it when I have the best choice in my life!
25:35When will you think you're lucky?
25:37Live to the fullest!
25:39We only use magic once in our lifetime.
25:43Poras Daiku continues to master his craft.
25:45Poras Daiku continues to master his craft.
25:47Poras Daiku continues to master his craft.
25:49Poras Daiku continues to master his craft.
25:51Our house is a house of craftsmanship.
25:53Please come to Taikan Smile Park!
25:55Yoshikawa Minami Open
26:03You can buy it at drugstores, pharmacies, and drugstores.
26:06Mag-mag-mag-mag-mitto.
26:07Slurp, slurp, slurp.
26:08Ben-Pinnie Comet.
26:09Mag-mitto K.
26:10Mag-mitto!
26:12You've started using your assets,
26:14but your assets are rising and falling.
26:16You can't relax anymore!
26:18Wells Navi.
26:20All the trouble is automated.
26:22Assets management.
26:24Wells Navi.
26:27Sapporo.
26:27A mysterious elevator that takes adults on a journey.
26:30Do you think geniuses exist?
26:31I think they exist.
26:33But I don't think you can beat a genius in hard work.
26:35Those who are determined are strong.
26:37Don't get round. Get old.
26:38Sapporo beer.
26:39Kuro Label.
27:06I don't understand.
27:07The colors of life!
27:11The colors of life!
27:14I won't let you down!
27:15The colors of life!
27:20The colors of life!
27:25I won't let you down.
27:27Throw your anger out.
27:29The colors of life!
27:33Oh
28:03The video clip of Hamada's shocking performance was shown on TikTok, and it got a lot of table-crossing on the floor.
28:12But, unfortunately, the video clip of Kunizaki's public opinion has been left out.
28:19You guys don't have to say that.
28:22Why are you doing it like a regular person?
28:27Kunizaki, are you okay?
28:28I'm fine.
28:29What will you do next week?
28:31Next week?
28:32I won't do it.
28:34How long are you going to do it?
28:37It's like a 40-year-old afternoon.
28:41What is this?
28:47The first broadcast will be exclusively broadcast on Hulu.
28:50Search for Hulu.
28:52It's the first bullpen for Otani.
28:54I won't tell you the secret of Super Bowl.
28:57Let's work and laugh.
28:59I want to change jobs, but what should I do?
29:01Then you can consult with an agent.
29:03Ryuda supports your activities, such as the correction of job history and interview measures.
29:10Please consult anything.
29:11Next time.
29:12I'm sorry.
29:13By the way, which is easier to use, the job site or the agent?
29:16It depends on the person and the situation.
29:18Ryuda can be used for both once registered.
29:22Both can be used.
29:23Sounds fun.
29:24Don't choose.
29:25Ryuda.
29:32Just wait for the skin to be reborn every day.
29:353 minutes of skin care.
29:37Skin care every day.
29:39Try Takami Skin Peel for 1,000 yen.
29:42I started using it, but it goes up and down.
29:46I can't relax anymore.
29:48WELLS NAVI for you.
29:50All the troublesome things are automatic.
29:53WELLS NAVI.
30:01WELLS NAVI.