Hafta Vasooli Episode 2 | Munawar Faruqui
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00:00Before you think about what the relationship between news and comedians is,
00:05we'll take you on a journey.
00:07Because today's episode is about transport.
00:10Has there been an incident on the train?
00:11Is there a boy here?
00:12Have people put their hands in your pocket?
00:14To take out your wallet.
00:15And you?
00:16To take out your new wallet.
00:18And we'll introduce you to a sensible guest.
00:21Because even today, Saqib bhai was free.
00:24Sorry, sorry.
00:25Even today, Saqib bhai was free.
00:27Let's fire these writers.
00:29A sensible interview.
00:37A sensible news bulletin.
00:50Hello, hello, hello.
00:51Thank you so much.
00:52Thank you so much.
00:59I don't know.
01:04Don't.
01:29You shot with Sadaqat?
01:30He's a cheap editor.
01:38And, bhai, what's your name?
01:39Vineet.
01:40Why are you laughing?
01:43Where do you live?
01:44Borivali.
01:45How did you come here?
01:47By rickshaw.
01:48By rickshaw?
01:49How long did it take?
01:50An hour.
01:52How many people travel by local train?
01:54And, by local train,
01:55whoever has travelled,
01:56especially men,
01:58you will relate.
01:59That people have put their hands in your pocket.
02:02To take out your wallet.
02:05And people have put their hands in your pocket.
02:08To take out your new wallet.
02:13Bhai, even molesters are not less.
02:16Has there been an incident in the train?
02:17Is there a boy here?
02:19This had to happen with Adnan, bhai.
02:21This had to happen with Adnan, bhai.
02:24Adnan.
02:26What happened, editor?
02:27Who pressed your mouse?
02:34Bhai, he asked for 50, I gave him 20.
02:37He asked you for 50?
02:38Or you asked him for 50?
02:40He asked me for 50, I gave him 20.
02:42He didn't let go.
02:43So, what did he do?
02:44He pressed my ass and ran away.
02:52He will give you a service of 20 rupees.
02:55If you had given him a service of 50.
03:04Bhai, there are losses of 6 crores.
03:06Your ass has a value of 6 crores.
03:126 crores?
03:13Does he get it fixed?
03:14Is there a fitment in 6 crores?
03:18Aunty is laughing a lot.
03:19Aunty is laughing a lot.
03:21Aunty, I am feeling shy.
03:22And you are laughing.
03:26Aunty, sorry.
03:28You are enjoying, right?
03:30I... I...
03:31Adnan is an idiot.
03:35I had come to talk on a normal public transport.
03:38He is grabbing my hand.
03:41I don't know what all he did to make me laugh.
03:46Adnan, I am ashamed.
03:50Public transport has become a local train.
03:52But you all have travelled in passenger trains.
03:55We have gone somewhere.
03:56There are 3 classes in that.
03:58Which ones?
04:001st class, 2nd class, 3rd class.
04:02Is it on such a string?
04:05I will tell you.
04:06Confirm seat.
04:08RAC seat.
04:10And 3rd without ticket.
04:12India runs on these 3 classes.
04:15And the one without ticket gets into such a mess.
04:17He thinks he is a politician.
04:19Even he didn't get a ticket.
04:21But he knows.
04:22That I will pay and I will get a seat.
04:25Tickets for 2.5 lakhs were sold.
04:272.5 lakhs tickets for Coldplay were sold.
04:29And people are surprised.
04:30They don't know.
04:31How expensive tickets are sold in Maharashtra.
04:37Who went to see Diljeet's concert?
04:39You went to see?
04:40Alone?
04:42Did you enjoy?
04:43Yes, a little.
04:44You enjoyed a little.
04:45It wasn't as you had imagined.
04:47It wasn't like the videos you gave me.
04:49No.
04:50Why?
04:51Because I reached very late.
04:52You reached late.
04:53That's why you didn't enjoy.
04:56It's Diljeet's fault.
04:57You started on time.
04:58It's my fault.
05:00No, no.
05:01I mean.
05:02There was a huge crowd.
05:05There was a huge crowd at Diljeet's show.
05:07So what do you think about these people?
05:14You didn't like Diljeet's crowd?
05:16Yes.
05:17Is this right?
05:18That crowd of 6 crores.
05:21You ruined it.
05:23You came on time here.
05:25They came on time at this show.
05:28They went late at Diljeet's show.
05:29Actually, my boss gave me tickets for Diljeet's show.
05:32And my boss gave me tickets for yours too.
05:34Who is your boss?
05:35One of my good friends.
05:36One of your good friends?
05:38One of my good friends.
05:39One of your good friends?
05:42He is giving tickets for Diljeet's show.
05:44So he is not just giving.
05:53Sir, what's your name?
05:54Tejas Pawar.
05:55Tejas Pawar.
05:56What do you do?
05:57I do business in façade engineering.
05:59Tejas, have you ever travelled in a passenger train?
06:01AC, third AC.
06:03Yes, yes.
06:04Do you know what are the requirements of old people in this?
06:06Aunty, you listen.
06:11Old people have only one requirement in the train.
06:13They want lower berth.
06:15Kids want window seat.
06:17And the young boys want sex in the train.
06:22And that too with a girl in the train.
06:24That's best.
06:26No one should go to the toilet.
06:37What?
06:45Are you guys scared that he looks genuine?
06:52We keep doing it.
06:53When guests come, we do it a lot.
06:55I do it a lot.
06:56I do it like this.
06:57When guests sit, we will talk later.
07:06Friends, we thought of inviting someone to talk to you on stage.
07:10He is a very good friend of ours.
07:11And a very talented guy.
07:13And we wanted to introduce you to a celebrity through Hafta Wasuli.
07:19Introduce you to a star.
07:20Let's not even talk about the heart.
07:22So friends, please.
07:23My very good friend and a very talented actor.
07:26And he is a very great human.
07:28Please welcome on stage.
07:30Saqib Salim.
07:36Saqib Salim.
07:42How are you?
07:43Saqib bhai, welcome.
07:44Welcome to the show.
07:46Adnan bhai.
07:47Who is Adnan?
07:48Raise your hand.
07:49Yes, I think you made a mistake.
07:51Raise your hand again.
07:53He is raising his hand.
08:00How many people watch web series these days?
08:02Raise your hand.
08:03And how many people go to the theater to watch a movie?
08:07Your boss must be giving you the ticket.
08:14I got to know that when there will be yearly increment,
08:16your boss has spent all the money.
08:20So Saqib bhai, I have a question about web series.
08:23There is a new era of web series.
08:25You have also done many web series.
08:28What is it? Cinema and theater are over?
08:31No, how can theater be over?
08:33One thing is for sure.
08:35The viewing experience of content has changed.
08:38For us to get people to the theaters,
08:40we will have to make good movies.
08:42We will have to invest in writing.
08:44We will have to spend money at the right place.
08:46Only then people will come.
08:47Like I remember, I had gone to Indore.
08:49And my cab...
08:50I also had gone to Indore.
08:52He is watching Money Heist.
08:55Yours is...
08:58It's a famous story.
09:00Would you like to add something to it?
09:06Look, the life of a comedian is like this.
09:08Every artist's life is like this.
09:09If you look at the life of an artist,
09:11he has to struggle somewhere.
09:13That's when he has to write something.
09:16But bhai, for my brother's performance in 83,
09:19a big round of applause for him.
09:22In 83, you were playing Sunil Gavaskar.
09:25If I am wrong.
09:27How did you like it?
09:28How did you like it?
09:29You don't know what I played.
09:34I was so indulged in your acting.
09:36And you played so well.
09:37So you didn't even know
09:38who Mohinder Amarnath was
09:39and who Sunil Gavaskar was.
09:41But you played so well as Mohinder Amarnath.
09:43It felt like you were playing Sunil Gavaskar.
09:52Bhai, but how would the experience of 83 be?
09:54When you play cricket with all the actors.
09:56Bhai, we already play league.
09:58Do you know Celebrity Cricket League?
10:00This time Munawar was also going to come.
10:02But I didn't have the dates.
10:06Dates and talent.
10:12Friendship remains.
10:13Friendship remains.
10:14Friendship remains.
10:15Nothing is above friendship, friends.
10:17Friendship remains.
10:18Get me some water.
10:19Water.
10:26Bhai, it fell.
10:30GDP.
10:31I kept it here.
10:38He is going crazy.
10:41Did you see that aunty?
10:44She was in the hall.
10:45What are you saying?
10:47This is a different level.
10:49It was fun.
10:50Bhai, I genuinely want to know about 83.
10:53When you were playing cricket with all the actors
10:56and it was being shot.
10:57What was the preparation like?
10:59I remember when we were shooting
11:01we were shooting with 7 or 8 cameras in the ground.
11:04No one knew who had the camera.
11:07Like an actual cricket shoot.
11:10From 7 am to 5.30 pm
11:13on every ball everyone was acting
11:15as if the camera was on them.
11:17That's a big verse.
11:20Verse?
11:23No.
11:24Nothing is worse?
11:25Everyone says this after winning.
11:27What kind of a person is he?
11:28He is bad after winning.
11:29No, no.
11:30Your experience can't be worse.
11:32No, no.
11:33Experience was fantastic.
11:34I remember we were shooting in Lourdes.
11:36We had to shoot that sequence
11:38when we pick up the World Cup trophy.
11:40We have been practicing for a year
11:42in the streets of Juhu.
11:43Before the take, Kabir sir says
11:45guys, sorry I forgot to tell you.
11:47We are shooting with the actual 83 trophy.
11:50Wow.
11:51In the meanwhile, a woman comes
11:53with 10 pairs of gloves
11:55and two security guards
11:57and puts the real World Cup trophy between us.
12:0013 of us were standing there
12:02and everyone started crying.
12:04We were like, we were playing in the streets of Juhu.
12:07This is not Lourdes.
12:10The actual West Indies captain, Clive Lloyd
12:13was also there for the actual shoot.
12:15When he saw the scene being shot,
12:17he got up and said,
12:19I can't see it happening for the second time.
12:21He got up and he left.
12:23So, I am like that feeling.
12:25That feeling nobody can take away from me.
12:27And I played little cricket growing up.
12:31Everyone always wants to play for India.
12:34But I got to be part of a film
12:36in which I put in the last ball
12:38and the wicket fell and India won the World Cup.
12:40Wow.
12:46No, Adnan bhai, what happened with you
12:48was also right.
12:50It should have happened.
12:52To make you realise something.
12:56I am getting questions in my ears but I don't want to ask them.
12:58It's not fun.
13:00I mean, the questions are like
13:02you opened restaurants
13:04because you are in the industry.
13:06So, is there a profit in the restaurant
13:08because you are in the industry
13:10or is there a profit in the industry
13:12because you opened a restaurant?
13:14Fire these writers.
13:16They are not writers of Race 3.
13:22My race is my race.
13:24None of your race.
13:28And I will cut this too.
13:30Not because of your fear.
13:38I would like to tell you a story.
13:40I feel like
13:42it's my life's
13:44outstanding story.
13:46I was shooting with
13:48Bhai.
13:50How did I get that film?
13:52It's a great thing.
13:54How did you get it?
13:56I didn't even know that Salman Khan would know me.
13:58I had come from Delhi.
14:00I had done a few films.
14:02I had never done a film of this scale.
14:04I was at a party one night.
14:06My phone was on silent.
14:08Huma came to me
14:10and asked me why I wasn't answering my phone.
14:12I asked her who was calling me.
14:14She said Salman is calling you.
14:16I asked who?
14:18She said Salman Khan.
14:20I was confused.
14:22I asked who I was talking to.
14:24Why is Bhai calling me?
14:26I said he knows me.
14:28I was surprised.
14:30So,
14:32I called back and said
14:34Saket, go to Rameshji tomorrow
14:36and listen to the script.
14:38Call me and tell me what you think.
14:40I said I am doing the film.
14:42You called me.
14:44I am doing it.
14:46I am sitting with Rameshji.
14:50So, now that film has happened.
14:52We are shooting.
14:54We are shooting
14:56outside Abu Dhabi.
14:58We are shooting there.
15:00It's a desert.
15:02There is nothing there.
15:04We are just sitting there.
15:06There is no one else.
15:08There is nothing else.
15:10Suddenly, Salman Khan
15:12called me Munna.
15:14He asked me if I wanted to eat sushi.
15:16I asked him where would I get sushi from.
15:18So,
15:20we had a lunch break.
15:22We found out that
15:24a guy from Abu Dhabi went to get sushi.
15:26So, when he comes back
15:28with sushi,
15:30we will shoot.
15:32Lunch break is going on.
15:34We are sitting and waiting for sushi.
15:36We can't say anything.
15:38So, Rameshji, our producer
15:40is sitting with me.
15:42He is kicking me.
15:44Tell Salman that the shot is ready.
15:46So, I said you are the producer.
15:48We didn't shoot
15:50till sushi came.
15:52We didn't shoot.
15:54When sushi came,
15:56Rameshji looked at me and said
15:58eat it.
16:00There is 1.5 crore worth of sushi.
16:02And we had a chopper that day.
16:04We had ordered an army tanker.
16:06Everyone was standing
16:08because sushi didn't come.
16:14I want
16:16Saqib to sit here and
16:18take some flavor of our show.
16:20We have a segment in which
16:22we will tell you 9 news.
16:249 news.
16:26So, we will tell you that.
16:28And for that, we have
16:30a very talented,
16:32experienced, and
16:34well-known mystery
16:36who is doing job journalism.
16:38So, we have called him.
16:40So, please, welcome.
16:42Please.
16:52Hi, brother.
17:22Passengers
17:24attacked the pilot.
17:26When the pilot
17:28played Sidhu Moosewala's
17:30The Last Ride on the speaker.
17:34Let's move on to the next news.
17:36Now, we will move
17:38on the ground.
17:40We will move on the ground.
17:42What's the matter?
17:44Move on.
17:46He wasn't moving on the ground.
17:52IRCTC
17:54gave a new gift
17:56to the passengers.
17:58They launched book now
18:00pay letter option.
18:02Intelligent people called it
18:04digital handkerchief.
18:06Digital handkerchief.
18:08Digital handkerchief.
18:10They booked the seat.
18:12Vijay Mallya
18:14said that
18:16poor people may have to pay
18:18a heavy loan.
18:20Now, let's move on to the next news.
18:22Paan people got hurt.
18:24Hurt.
18:26Maachudai Matra
18:28this is weekly news.
18:30Not Lallan Top.
18:32I am sorry.
18:34I will read the news again.
18:36Otherwise, I will lose my salary.
18:38Let's come back to the news.
18:40Paan people got
18:42hurt.
18:50H-U-R-T
18:52H-U-R-T
18:54H-U-R-T
18:56Hurt.
18:58Hurt. Hurt. Hurt. Hurt. Hurt.
19:00Hurt. Hurt. Hurt. Hurt. Hurt. Hurt.
19:02They may have to pay salary again.
19:04Paan people got hurt.
19:06They said that their loan scheme
19:08is Manga Credit.
19:10C-R-E-D-I-T
19:12C-R-E-D-I-T
19:14All over the country,
19:16the posters of yesterday's loan
19:18crossed the limits of decency.
19:20When they crossed the limits,
19:22they remembered China.
19:24Where a woman opened
19:26the emergency window for fresh air.
19:28Delhi people got surprised.
19:30They said that
19:32we close the windows for fresh air.
19:40The oxygen mask of the flight
19:42is...
19:44Resignation.
19:46No, no. I am reading.
19:48English. Resignation.
19:50Resignation.
19:52The oxygen mask of the flight
19:54said to the woman,
19:56Are you a little crazy?
19:58When the co-passengers
20:00asked the Chinese woman
20:02the reason, the Chinese woman said,
20:04Isha Kho Kho.
20:06Isha Kho Kho Chi Kho Khon.
20:08Isha Hi Hi Sha Hi Ha
20:10Hi Sha.
20:14The other person said,
20:16Oh.
20:26The next news is from Prayag Raj.
20:28In Prayag Raj.
20:30Brother, what do you say on 93 in Hindi?
20:32Whom?
20:32Ninety-three.
20:33Ninety-three.
20:34Ninety-three.
20:34Ninety-three.
20:35Thank you so much.
20:36For the first time in 93 years, an international flight landed in Prayagraj.
20:52So, let's get back to the news.
20:53For the first time in 93 years, an international flight landed in Prayagraj.
20:58The airport of Prayagraj said,
21:00Now I am not a national, but an international.
21:04The wife of Steve Jobs arrived at the fair.
21:07I don't have a salary to pronounce her name.
21:10The real apple was distributed by the owner of Apple.
21:15The faithful were disappointed to see the fake apple.
21:19With this, the 9 news in 10 minutes is over.
21:28Give it up for Ankush Sharma.
21:34Wow, well done.
21:35Thank you so much.
21:37Sir, sir, please have a seat.
21:38No, no, it's fine.
21:39No, please have a seat.
21:42No, no, please have a seat.
21:45He is my brother, Saqib.
21:47Hello, hi.
21:48Yes.
21:48How are you, brother?
21:49All good.
21:49All good.
21:50All good?
21:51Isn't there a video call going on?
21:54The script was ruined.
21:58Yes.
22:01But yours was also ruined with the script.
22:10Brother, Big Boss is not scripted.
22:16Go ahead.
22:18Question and answer.
22:18You talk to our Ankush Sharma.
22:20Our reporter.
22:22Journalist.
22:23So, my first question is that,
22:28what should I ask you?
22:31This is the question.
22:32No, no, I mean...
22:34So...
22:37Listen, Mahachudai interview.
22:38I want to be the next character.
22:40Give it up for Shantanu, my brother.
22:43Give it up.
22:44Thank you so much.
22:44Thank you so much to you.
22:47Superb, man.
22:47You know, superb.
22:48Superb viewers.
22:53I feel good to talk about the industry with you.
22:55For me, Bollywood is Bollywood.
22:57Tell me about your favourite films.
22:58Do you have a favourite film that you have watched in the last 2-3 years?
23:02I think 12th Fail was a very good film.
23:05I cried a lot after watching that film.
23:07First, I cried because I moved.
23:09And second, I cried because I thought,
23:11Vikrant Massey is so good.
23:12I should have got this role.
23:13I told Saqib bhai that I am doing a show.
23:15Will you come?
23:16You know, when you ask,
23:17what do they think?
23:18That we will come to a show,
23:19we will take money,
23:20we will take this, we will take that.
23:21Their make-up will be ruined.
23:22Their food will come from today.
23:25Roj bhai is cooking okra at home.
23:27But when you call them for a shoot,
23:29Who?
23:30What did I ask from you?
23:31I am talking about the stars.
23:32Okay, okay.
23:43Same, you too.
23:44I mean, Munawar, you too.
23:50I mean,
23:51I mean,
23:52he has so many problems.
23:54He is so sweet,
23:55that he didn't say anything like that.
23:57He said, okay, how much do you want to play?
23:59I will come.
24:00So, I mean,
24:01he can see the difference.
24:03Who are your true friends?
24:05Who really likes you?
24:07And then, when they meet you at the parties,
24:09they are like my own father's son.
24:11Separated.
24:13Oh my God!
24:14So big fan of yours.
24:16He thinks he is his own fan.
24:18You can ask your father.
24:20I don't know.
24:21It is possible.
24:22Oh no.
24:25You can't ask him now.
24:26Sorry.
24:27Later.
24:34This was the callback of the century.
24:37This was the best callback of the century.
24:39You won't believe it.
24:42You got impressed by yourself.
24:44No, no.
24:45What did I do?
24:46This was the best callback of the century.
24:48It happens.
24:49It happens.
24:50I have seen it in the mirror.
24:55Have you acted in a stand-up comedy?
24:57Yes, I went to jail in that movie.
24:59In that movie.
25:01Maybe you can relate to it.
25:03Yes.
25:06No, seriously.
25:07I have gone to jail in that movie.
25:09I have gone to jail in that movie.
25:11No, seriously.
25:12So, I made some jokes.
25:14So, I made some jokes.
25:16Some people got offended by it.
25:18So, they complained to the police.
25:20And the police took me away from the stage.
25:22What a real story.
25:23What a real story.
25:24But you at least made a joke.
25:26Yes.
25:31I had pre-empted that it will happen.
25:33And when I did the shooting.
25:35I think it happened after 4-5 months.
25:37I think it happened after 4-5 months.
25:38Really?
25:39Yes.
25:40I thought it was a mistake.
25:47But, bro.
25:49As a stand-up comedian.
25:50Would you like to work in a crowd for 2 minutes?
25:52No, I think that's a massive talent.
25:54No, I think that's a massive talent.
25:56No, I think it's fun.
25:58It's fun.
25:59They don't have any work.
26:00Adnan.
26:01Adnan.
26:03Where are you?
26:04Adnan, come.
26:05Come here.
26:06Let's hear it for Adnan.
26:09He's been such a sport.
26:10To be taking so many jokes.
26:16Give it to me.
26:17Like...
26:18Like you were standing in a train.
26:20Like you were standing in a train.
26:21Stand with your hands up.
26:23Okay.
26:24Stand with your hands up.
26:37Oh, sorry.
26:38Only one handle is empty.
26:49Not there.
26:50A little lower.
26:51A little lower.
26:52A little lower.
26:53A little more.
26:54Yes, a little more.
26:57What are you doing?
26:58What are you digging?
27:08Thank you so much.
27:09Thank you so much, Saqib bhai.
27:10I love you, bhai.
27:11Love you, brother.
27:12Thank you so much for coming.
27:13Please take care.
27:14Thank you so much.
27:15You guys are a lovely audience.
27:16Saqib bhai, give him a big round of applause.
27:18Munawar, I really love you.
27:20Not only as an artist, but as a human being.
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27:58I always feel that...
28:00I always feel that...
28:02I always feel that...
28:04I'll make sure you get your weekly receipt.
28:06I'll make sure you get your weekly receipt.
28:10In this era of social media...
28:12In this era of social media...
28:14Everyday, someone goes viral...
28:16Everyday, someone goes viral...
28:18Today, we have with us...
28:20Today, we have with us...
28:22Viral IIT Baba...
28:24Viral IIT Baba...
28:26Viral IIT Baba...
28:30Welcome to our show...
28:33Thank you...
28:35Thank you...
28:37Thank you...
28:39How did you become famous?
28:41How did you become famous?
28:43Look, kid...
28:45Look, kid...
28:47This world of stand-up comedy...
28:49This world of stand-up comedy...
28:51Varun Grover...
28:53Kunal Kamra...
28:55Shyam Rangeela...
28:57Shyam Rangeela...
28:59Shyam Rangeela...
29:01Babaji, we called you on a flight...
29:03Babaji, we called you on a flight...
29:05Don't do something that...
29:07Don't do something that...
29:09Babaji, our IIT B.Tech professor...
29:11Babaji, our IIT B.Tech professor...
29:13Babaji, our IIT B.Tech professor...
29:15He is here...
29:17He has some questions for you...
29:19The questions are simple...
29:21I studied from IIT...
29:23I spent a lot of money...
29:25I spent a lot of money...
29:27Why did you quit?
29:29I have taken Vahegraha...
29:31Vahegraha...
29:33Vairagya...
29:35It is called Vairagya...
29:37You are right...
29:39You can pass if you are right...
29:41You can't go viral...
29:45To become anything...
29:47You need motivation...
29:49If I want to become this...
29:51If I want to become this...
29:53Where did you get the inspiration to become a Baba?
29:55Inspiration...
29:58I didn't get any inspiration...
30:00Munna, you know about girls' affairs...
30:02Munna, you know about girls' affairs...
30:04I don't know...
30:06Which affairs?
30:08Which affairs?
30:10I will tell you in front of everyone...
30:12Don't make me speak...
30:14Baba knows things that he doesn't know...
30:16Baba knows things that he doesn't know...
30:18Baba knows all the guff and all...
30:20Don't get distracted...
30:22Tell me, why did you quit IIT?
30:24You tell me...
30:26Why did you quit IIT and join Big Boss?
30:28I wanted to try something else...
30:30Baba wanted to try something else...
30:32Baba wanted to try something else...
30:34What's wrong in that?
30:36Munna, she wants to collab with me...
30:38Munna, she wants to collab with me...
30:40But I won't do it...
30:42But I won't do it...
30:44I am famous...
30:46Everyone wants something...
30:48She wants views...
30:50You want news...
30:52I want an apology letter...
30:54Give me a letter...
30:56I think he is insecure as f**k...
30:58You have been studying in IIT for a long time...
31:00But you are becoming famous...
31:02As an influencer, I really want to ask you this...
31:04As an influencer, I really want to ask you this...
31:06What colour underwear are you wearing?
31:08What colour underwear are you wearing?
31:10Tell me...
31:12Tell me...
31:14This is what a news channel is...
31:16Let it be...
31:18Let it be...
31:20Let it be...
31:23He wants to ask you a question...
31:25What's your name?
31:27I want to ask him a question...
31:29I am a big fan of yours...
31:31I wanted to ask you this...
31:33I want to ask you a question...
31:35I want to become a Baba like you...
31:37Can you tell me how to become a Baba?
31:39Can you tell me how to become a Baba?
31:41You guys scroll through the relay all day...
31:43You guys scroll through the relay all day...
31:45Mala won't scroll with you...
31:47Go ahead...
31:49Hi Munna...
31:51Ask me directly...
31:53My question is...
31:55What was the reaction of your family after leaving IIT?
31:57Get lost...
31:59I will break your legs...
32:01If I see you again...
32:03I will...
32:05Don't shout...
32:07I am not shouting...
32:09That was the reaction...
32:11My girlfriend left me...
32:13What should I do?
32:17Go to Big Boss...
32:19I will find your girlfriend and give her to you...
32:23What do you say Munna?
32:29Is there anyone else?
32:33Wait a minute...
32:35I have an interview left...
32:37Get lost Munna...
32:39He never gives interviews to anyone...
32:41No one takes interviews...
32:43I give 10 interviews a day...
32:45I don't have that much time...
32:47Okay...
32:49I am coming...
32:53I am coming too...
32:55I will tell you what happens after death...
33:01I have a collab request...
33:03Accept?
33:05I will send it right now...
33:09We want to bring an artist here...
33:11To perform...
33:13Who is still underground...
33:16But there will be a time...
33:18When you will ask your boss...
33:20For a ticket to his show...
33:24This is an upcoming talent...
33:26We want to give you that memory...
33:28We heard him there...
33:30We are going to call a poet...
33:32A poet...
33:34Please clap for him...
33:36Clap for him...
33:38Very good...
33:46How are you guys?
33:48My name is Ranmal Jain...
33:50I am a poet...
33:52You guys listen to him right?
33:54You have to say Irshad before poetry...
33:56If you like it, you can say Wowa...
33:58Agree?
34:00Wowa...
34:04Do it...
34:06One of you will stand up...
34:10Do you think I am a 10-12 district topper?
34:12No...
34:14I am...
34:16I have got all the certificates...
34:18I was doing CA...
34:20CPT, IPCC, first attempt, clear...
34:22My father's expectations were here...
34:26One day, my father got me beaten up...
34:28That my son has topped 10 teams...
34:30Then I wanted to do poetry...
34:32Because I know what I am made for...
34:35I feel that what I do...
34:37I do poetry...
34:39God has sent me to do it...
34:41How can I do this stupidity...
34:43By staying quiet and getting angry with words...
34:45How can I do this stupidity...
34:47When God has given me the talent...
34:49How can I do this stupidity...
34:53What is the matter?
34:55Everyone used to ask me...
34:57How do you do everything?
34:59I used to say that I do it for my father...
35:01Because of society's fear...
35:03I left my home...
35:05Have I ever thought about my present?
35:07Or have I just mixed my past with my future?
35:09Yes, there were words in books...
35:11There were dreams in words...
35:13Your dreams were shattered...
35:15When a stranger laughed at you...
35:17Yes, some dreams were not fulfilled...
35:19Nor could I fulfill them...
35:21But did the family change...
35:23When you came back home?
35:25It was very difficult for my father to send me from here to there...
35:27So that I can make a way from here to there...
35:29So that I can make his expensive dreams cheap...
35:31I want to break and become your character...
35:33I want to break and become your statue...
35:35But there are two moons in the sky...
35:37Even God can't bear it...
35:39I don't have such dreams...
35:41Which you couldn't fulfill...
35:47When I come from Rajasthan...
35:49If you are doing a business or a job...
35:51Then you are a legitimate...
35:53I mean you are a good man...
35:55So people used to call my father...
35:57What is your son doing?
36:006-7 months back...
36:02One day my father came to Ahmedabad...
36:04He sat in front of me and started crying...
36:06He asked me to stop all this...
36:08I told him that I can't do it...
36:10Last month I did a great show...
36:12Today I came here with my brother...
36:14I am performing here...
36:16My father called me and asked me to do a great show...
36:18So I won there...
36:20Selfishness means...
36:22Selfishness means...
36:24To do good for your loved ones...
36:26Selfishness means...
36:28To do good for your loved ones...
36:30Parents like their children...
36:32The boy is doing the drugs of dreams...
36:36That's amazing...
36:38Thank you so much...
36:40Thank you so much...
36:42It was a lot of fun...
36:44My father will be very proud...
36:46Because you have the power of words...
36:48And there is no greater power than this...
36:50Thank you so much for coming...
36:52Please follow my brother on Instagram...
36:54Whenever he has a show, please go and watch it...
36:56Thank you so much...
37:00So this was this week's Hafta Vasuli...
37:02Thank you so much for coming...
37:08And a big round of applause for me...