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00:00:00Ellen Musk, the only woman on the Forbes 30 under 30 list, arrives at Atlanta today.
00:00:14What a business tycoon is doing here in Georgia, a forgotten stage no one knows.
00:00:19Angela, my next door neighbor, still selling your hippie junk here?
00:00:24If your mother-in-law sees, she's going to throw a big fit again.
00:00:29Your mother-in-law was right about you.
00:00:31What's the point of watching the news all day about these moguls if you can't even apply it to your penniless self?
00:00:36And how do you know that this is none of my business?
00:00:40All right, everybody get out!
00:00:43We got an important guest coming!
00:00:47You!
00:00:52You deaf? I said pack up and scram!
00:00:55I paid the stall fee already, and if you want me to leave, then fine, but you have to compensate for today's losses.
00:01:02You want to say that again?
00:01:06You know who's visiting today?
00:01:08Ellen freaking Musk, one of the richest people in the world.
00:01:12Ellen Musk?
00:01:13Of course, a hick like you probably never heard of her.
00:01:16Just know that you can't afford to piss her off.
00:01:20Not really.
00:01:21Ellen Musk is flying all the way to Atlanta just to come to some flea market.
00:01:26You don't think that she could be coming to see me?
00:01:32Coming to see you?
00:01:34All right, you know what? I'll play your game.
00:01:37If she does it so much as give you a glance, I'll eat dirt.
00:01:43Deal.
00:01:51Ellen Musk, get to the flea market within ten minutes, or else you're fired.
00:02:16Prepare the limo.
00:02:18Ms. Lockhart requires us immediately.
00:02:26Ah, your ten minutes is almost up.
00:02:29Good, hope you don't wet your pants.
00:02:31Five, four, three, two, one.
00:02:42Ellen, uh, I mean, Ms. Musk, uh, Ellen, uh, I mean, uh, I'm sorry that I, uh, sorry to frighten you.
00:02:52How's my boss bitch?
00:02:54Kickin' ass, girlfriend.
00:02:56So how do you, like...
00:02:59She's my boss?
00:03:01Eh, I prefer business partner or best friend.
00:03:05No way.
00:03:08Well?
00:03:12No, no, no, I'm sorry for offending your boss. No, I won't do it again.
00:03:19All right, that's enough. We're not tyrants here.
00:03:28Sir, I found Angela Lockhart.
00:03:38You mean Angela Lockhart. My unholy bride.
00:03:44You made me lose one million dollars in just one game of poker. Who are you?
00:03:52Where is she?
00:03:54Atlanta. And you were right. It was secretly her propping up Ellen Musk.
00:03:58My clever bride. I will chase you to the end of the world if I have to.
00:04:07Max, prep the jet. I'm heading to Atlanta.
00:04:15Dr. Wilson, Devin Sterling's on the move. He's headed to Atlanta.
00:04:18Atlanta? The game is afoot. I'm going.
00:04:22Wait, Dr. Wilson, the Prince of Bhutan needs your medical attention.
00:04:25He can wait. I need to pick up my bride.
00:04:31But Dr. Wilson!
00:04:38General Eisenhower reporting, sir!
00:04:41Devin Sterling and St. Wilson are headed to Atlanta.
00:04:44Atlanta!
00:04:46Where is that?
00:04:48Whatever. Prepare my warplane.
00:04:50Those two are going after my fiancée. This is war.
00:05:08I've secretly allowed your husband, Jared Cooper, to win the bid on the Maple Plaza project like you asked me to.
00:05:15Thank you so much, Ellen. This is going to be the best anniversary gift ever.
00:05:20That project is worth billions. He can finally take his company public.
00:05:24But Angela, my boss, I don't understand why you do so much for him behind the scenes without ever revealing your true identity.
00:05:35Without your backing, no offense, but he's nothing without you.
00:05:40Well, three years ago...
00:05:42Three years ago...
00:06:03You saved me.
00:06:06He saved me, and I fell in love with him instantly.
00:06:10I didn't want to reveal my true identity because I didn't want him to feel the pressure of being with a billionaire heiress.
00:06:17But now, with this contract, I feel like we'll be on more equal footing and then I can finally come out to the public.
00:06:24So that's why you have me secretly helping him.
00:06:27I'm sure he'll be moved when he finds out.
00:06:30But why work at the flea market?
00:06:32Are you disguising yourself to test him?
00:06:36Well, these exotic spices are incredibly rare and cost a fortune to find.
00:06:41Plus, I get to make the best dishes for my hubby and his mom.
00:06:45You seem happy being a housewife.
00:06:51Where the hell are you?
00:06:53Don't tell me you were selling junk at the flea market again.
00:06:56Where the hell are you?
00:06:57Don't tell me you were selling junk at the flea market again.
00:07:00Get home, stat.
00:07:02It's a big day today.
00:07:05That was...
00:07:06My mother-in-law, Carol.
00:07:09She judges me because she thinks I come from a lower class family.
00:07:12But she's going to be ecstatic tonight when I finally come out and tell her who I really am.
00:07:18You know, she even remembered our third year anniversary.
00:07:26Please spend more time with my son.
00:07:30Hi, I'm home.
00:07:32I have a big announcement I have to make.
00:07:34Finally, you're back. Now sign the divorce papers.
00:07:40Divorce papers?
00:07:43Is this some sort of misunderstanding, Mom?
00:07:46God, don't call me Mom again.
00:07:50We're ending that relationship.
00:07:52Just look at you. Dirt all over.
00:07:55You're selling the title of Mrs. Cooper.
00:07:57You don't deserve my son. You're way below his league.
00:08:02I'm below his league?
00:08:03That's right. You are.
00:08:06Jared is signing a hundred billion dollar contract tomorrow with the Ellen Musk.
00:08:13And then his company's going public.
00:08:15That's how much he's accomplished in three years.
00:08:18But you? You're still just a stinky hippie peddler.
00:08:24Jared's like the king in the clouds. And you...
00:08:27You will always just be a pawn.
00:08:31Like dirt on our shoes.
00:08:36Dirt on your shoes? But Ellen Musk works for me.
00:08:42You're delusional. You will never upgrade to a queen.
00:08:46How dare you compare yourself to the real deal here.
00:08:51Resorting to lies. Definitely not good enough for Jared.
00:08:55And who are you to come into my house and meddle with my family matters?
00:09:02You're nothing but a pathetic excuse for a wife.
00:09:08Jared deserves a queen like Kaylee. Not a lowlife dirtbag.
00:09:12Enough!
00:09:14Jared, I knew you wouldn't divorce me.
00:09:18But I am.
00:09:21Don't fight it, Angela.
00:09:23Here's 500K.
00:09:25You'll never make as much as a hippie peddler selling spices.
00:09:29Now sign the papers, take your check, and leave.
00:09:32Don't embarrass yourself further.
00:09:36I've done so much for you these past three years.
00:09:40Did that not mean anything to you?
00:09:43Didn't expect you to be so greedy.
00:09:46Fine. Here's another 200,000.
00:09:50500,000 is too much for her already.
00:09:53She's done nothing.
00:09:55Hasn't even contributed a grandchild.
00:09:58She just sells cheap grass all day.
00:10:00Is that really how much I'm worth to all of you?
00:10:05I took care of both of you these past three years.
00:10:09You think we can't just hire a maid to cook for us or something?
00:10:13And she wouldn't embarrass us with that permanent stench.
00:10:17A hippie peddler becoming the wife of a CEO?
00:10:21What a joke.
00:10:22If you actually love my son,
00:10:25you'll sign the damn divorce papers already.
00:10:28And leave!
00:10:31You really think that Jared would have gotten that Mabel Plaza bid without me?
00:10:36Let alone taking the company public?
00:10:38I did everything for you, Jared.
00:10:42Now you take credit for my son's success?
00:10:47It's all my work.
00:10:51Baby, we're going to be late for the auction
00:10:55if we keep letting this psycho stall us.
00:10:59You did say you would win me Princess Diana's tiara, didn't you?
00:11:04So, she's the reason for the divorce.
00:11:08She's worth more than you, Angela.
00:11:12Fine.
00:11:14Fine.
00:11:16I'll sign it.
00:11:19But don't regret it.
00:11:21Regret?
00:11:23Do I know who I am?
00:11:25Yeah, a cockroach that only knows how to crawl her way into a married man's bed?
00:11:29I'm Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter.
00:11:33Jared winning the bid on Mabel Plaza was because of my dad.
00:11:39Because he's business partners with Ellen Musk.
00:11:42It's part of the power that I have as an elite.
00:11:47You can't do shit because you're poor.
00:11:51Social stratum matters.
00:11:53Yeah, social stratum does matter.
00:11:57And the Coopers are beneath me.
00:12:00And you really think Ellen Musk would come to Atlanta if it weren't for me?
00:12:05Ha! You're delusional.
00:12:08Now sign the papers and scram!
00:12:12Ah!
00:12:14You owe me.
00:12:16You dirty bitch. You sicken me.
00:12:18Ah!
00:12:25You hit me.
00:12:29Now sign the papers, take your check, and get the fuck out!
00:12:42I don't need your penny money.
00:12:46We're finished.
00:12:48You don't want the money? That's your loss.
00:12:51Your check is just pennies to me.
00:12:54But I would like my ring back.
00:12:59Have fun on your economy flight
00:13:02while I catch a ride on my private helicopter out of here.
00:13:09And I'm way out of your league.
00:13:18I'm sorry.
00:13:20I'm sorry.
00:13:22I'm sorry.
00:13:24I'm sorry.
00:13:27Isn't that the Winston Blue Diamond Ring?
00:13:32It's worth tens of millions of dollars.
00:13:36Oh, it's probably just cheap glass.
00:13:39Something she found at the flea market.
00:13:41You're right. She could never afford anything so expensive.
00:13:47Congrats, Jared Boo Boo, on getting rid of that dirt bag.
00:13:52Oh, my dad says there's going to be a secret big shot financial tycoon
00:13:57at tomorrow's summit.
00:13:59Bigger big shot than Elon Musk?
00:14:02Yeah. And nobody's met them, but I can introduce you.
00:14:06Everything's thanks to you, babe.
00:14:23Angela, Mr. Vanderbilt, the richest man in Georgia,
00:14:26wants to schedule a meeting before the bidding.
00:14:28Vanderbilt?
00:14:29Yeah, he's actually CEO of one of our companies.
00:14:32Basically our employee.
00:14:33Okay, I'll meet him at the summit tomorrow. It's fine.
00:14:36You're still going to the summit tomorrow?
00:14:38But you and Jared Cooper are already divorced.
00:14:40That's exactly why I'm going.
00:14:53Angela Lockhart. I finally found you.
00:14:59Who is he?
00:15:01That? That's Devin Sterling.
00:15:03He's number one on Forbes' 30 under 30 list,
00:15:06an early investor of crypto,
00:15:08CEO of Starbucks, and one of the world's biggest tech companies.
00:15:11I've heard so much about you.
00:15:13I've heard so much about you.
00:15:15I've heard so much about you.
00:15:17I've heard so much about you.
00:15:19He's number one on Forbes' 30 under 30 list,
00:15:21an early investor of crypto,
00:15:23CEO of Sterling Enterprises.
00:15:25Rumor has it he's worth trillions.
00:15:28And he's your fiancé.
00:15:31What? My fiancé?
00:15:34The one and only.
00:15:37So, after running away and leaving me single for three years,
00:15:42have you figured out how you're going to make it up to me yet?
00:15:45Babe?
00:15:50That tiara looks perfect on you.
00:15:56What is she doing here?
00:16:01You skank.
00:16:03My son just divorced you yesterday,
00:16:05and you're already hooking up with another man?
00:16:08Divorced?
00:16:10That's right.
00:16:12So, I guess this was never meant to be, Mr...
00:16:16Sterling.
00:16:18Devin Sterling.
00:16:20So, she has to hide her marital status to find another man.
00:16:23Guess she's not just a forsaken woman.
00:16:25She's also a stinky, penniless whore.
00:16:31How dare you insult my boss like that?
00:16:34Who the fuck are you, bitch?
00:16:37Do you know who I am?
00:16:40They don't know who you are.
00:16:43They don't know who you are.
00:16:46You hide it well.
00:16:48X-Team!
00:16:50Teach these fools a lesson.
00:16:53Teach these fools a lesson.
00:16:59Sir, you were kind of in a rush when you flew to Atlanta,
00:17:02and then to New York.
00:17:04You forgot to bring the security team.
00:17:08Hmm.
00:17:10Mind if I, uh, borrow your men?
00:17:13Go ahead.
00:17:17Toss these ill-mannered apes out.
00:17:20Oh, you bitch.
00:17:22I'll have my son teach you a real lesson.
00:17:30A kiss as a reward, my lady.
00:17:34No.
00:17:38Uh, guest list is very distinguished tonight.
00:17:42You've got Bill Ford, Harvey Buffett,
00:17:46old money like me.
00:17:48Gentlemen, Harvey, Bill, this is Jared Cooper.
00:17:51Pleased to meet you all.
00:17:53Your families all started empires after the Industrial Revolution.
00:17:56What an honor.
00:17:58I heard you secured the Maple Plaza project.
00:18:00It's worth billions of dollars.
00:18:02Congrats. You'll be next.
00:18:06But we haven't received the contract yet.
00:18:08We deserve it.
00:18:10That's nothing. I introduced this kid to Ellen Musk.
00:18:12Vanderbilts and Miss Musk have always had a good relationship.
00:18:15So I thought I'd help the kid out, pull a few strings.
00:18:19Thank you, Mr. Vanderbilt.
00:18:21Now we just have to impress Miss Musk's special guest of honor.
00:18:25Yes.
00:18:27I heard they're a very important and powerful guest.
00:18:30Even wealthier than Ellen Musk.
00:18:33Now, if we can just secure a position with this big shot,
00:18:37we can feast for generations.
00:18:42I'll do my best.
00:18:48Excuse me.
00:18:49A second, gentlemen.
00:18:51What if it's the Prince of Bhutan?
00:18:55How did a hobo like you sneak in here?
00:18:58Me? A hobo?
00:19:01How did a cheating scumbag like you sneak in here?
00:19:04You sleep your way in?
00:19:05I told you, Angela Lockhart, don't bother stalking me.
00:19:08Nothing will come of it, and it only sickens me further.
00:19:11Don't flatter yourself.
00:19:16This is your ex-husband?
00:19:20What, were you blindfolded when you married him?
00:19:22Who the hell is this?
00:19:24You were cheating on me?
00:19:31Son, you have to avenge me and Kaylee.
00:19:35That wicked ex-wife of yours hired some thugs and a gigolo to beat us up.
00:19:41They even took Kaylee's tiara.
00:20:00You dare hurt my mom and Kaylee?
00:20:05Get your hands off of her!
00:20:11My lady.
00:20:27My queen.
00:20:31My queen.
00:20:38It's...
00:20:40It's him!
00:20:42He scammed a million dollars off me in a game of poker yesterday.
00:20:45Who are these peasants?
00:20:47These seats are reserved for thee, Ellen Musk, and her special guest.
00:20:52Oh, shut up, old man.
00:20:55You're disturbing the peace.
00:20:58You fuckers, you know who that is?
00:21:00That's Eric Vanderbilt.
00:21:02You have any idea how many generations of wealth he has?
00:21:05His ancestors built the railway and steamship empire of America.
00:21:09This civil war would not have been won without his family's involvement.
00:21:12Vanderbilt.
00:21:14The father of that skank, Kaylee Vanderbilt,
00:21:19who only knows how to crawl her way into a married man's bed.
00:21:23That lonely Vanderbilt family?
00:21:27Oh, goddammit, a stomachache now?
00:21:39Whatever.
00:21:40Angela can handle herself, she'll be fine.
00:21:44How dare you call one of us low?
00:21:47I'm Harvey F. M. Buffett,
00:21:49the most important investor in the entire stock market.
00:21:53I can wipe you out with a simple pinky only.
00:21:58And I can wipe you out with just a strand of my hair.
00:22:02Not with me, alright?
00:22:03Not with me.
00:22:04Not with me.
00:22:05Not with me.
00:22:06Not with me.
00:22:07Not with me.
00:22:08Not with me.
00:22:09Not with me.
00:22:10Not with me.
00:22:11Dare.
00:22:12Not with me around.
00:22:15I, Bill Ford, and the entire Ford Auto Empire stand with these gentlemen.
00:22:19And you're all just peasants compared to who I really am.
00:22:24You're fucking delusional, Angela.
00:22:27We've had enough of your games.
00:22:28Security, break their limbs and toss them out.
00:22:32Looks like the old guard is teaming up against ya.
00:22:36But don't worry, you've got new money.
00:22:38I can handle myself, thank you.
00:22:43Yes, my queen.
00:22:45You're all despicable.
00:22:48An insult to your family names.
00:22:52Now, it's my turn to rule.
00:22:56Destroy Jared Cooper.
00:22:59Cut off all business ties.
00:23:01And if you don't,
00:23:04I will take away all of your family's wealth and power.
00:23:09Ha! I knew it!
00:23:11You're here to fuck with me.
00:23:12You can't fool anyone here.
00:23:14How much money did you spend on that getup
00:23:16to hire that gigolo to make me jealous?
00:23:18You're an orphan,
00:23:20who sells hippie spices at a flea market.
00:23:23You have nothing,
00:23:24and you will always be nothing.
00:23:27She's a gold digger.
00:23:29Gold digger?
00:23:31Gigolo.
00:23:33Wanna try me for a night?
00:23:36Yeah, you're a little too pricey.
00:23:38Mr. Vanderbilt, we really shouldn't keep these bandits here any longer.
00:23:41They might upset Miss Ellen Musk and her special guest.
00:23:44Angela Lockhart is my spurned ex-wife.
00:23:46She's only here to try and ruin my bill in the Maple Plaza project.
00:23:49Oh, I'm gonna kill that sushi chef!
00:23:51Security!
00:23:57Security!
00:23:59You all don't realize that you actually all work for me.
00:24:02And now you're trying to throw a coup?
00:24:04You!
00:24:06Insolent fools.
00:24:09Let me guess.
00:24:10You're that special guest?
00:24:12I don't know.
00:24:14Throw them out!
00:24:16And not without some broken bones, too.
00:24:25You can back down, Max.
00:24:29I got this.
00:24:32I got this.
00:24:57What the hell are you two doing here?
00:24:59I thought we were supposed to guard you.
00:25:01No, you're supposed to make sure Miss Lockhart is okay.
00:25:04Oh my god, we're so screwed!
00:25:16Angela!
00:25:18Don't hurt her!
00:25:19You bitch.
00:25:20I've always been sick of you.
00:25:21You just threw yourself at me.
00:25:23How dare you insult my boss like that?
00:25:25Boss?
00:25:26Did she say her boss?
00:25:28Miss Musk?
00:25:30That's Ellen Musk?
00:25:32That woman right there is Angela Lockhart.
00:25:34My boss and sole heiress to the Henry Lockhart's fortune.
00:25:38Their lineage is older than this country itself.
00:25:41Past the American Revolution?
00:25:43Back to the Renaissance.
00:25:45If she's your boss, then that means Angela Lockhart is...
00:25:48That's Lady Lockhart to you.
00:25:50She's royalty.
00:25:51And since you're all subsidiaries, she's your boss's boss.
00:25:55What the hell did you do?
00:25:56Kneel to me!
00:25:58Oh, your majesty.
00:26:01Welcome to the United States.
00:26:04We've always been your loyal subjects.
00:26:07Yes, your highness.
00:26:09Is it queen or prince?
00:26:11It doesn't matter.
00:26:13My queen, please forgive our insolence.
00:26:16Yes, we didn't mean to offend.
00:26:19What are you doing, you idiot?
00:26:21Let go of the boss lady and beg for forgiveness.
00:26:29What rightfully belongs to you.
00:26:50She's a badass herself.
00:26:52He missed out on a good wife.
00:26:54You! You!
00:26:56You told me your wife was a hippie peddler.
00:26:58Turns out you were the freeloading scumbag this entire time.
00:27:01No, no, don't believe their lies.
00:27:03I worked hard for everything.
00:27:05You worked for everything?
00:27:11Hi, honey.
00:27:13So, our third year anniversary is coming up
00:27:16and I thought that maybe we can do something special this year.
00:27:19I can't focus on anything trivial like that.
00:27:21I have to figure out this bid for the Maple Leaf.
00:27:24I have to figure out this bid for the Maple Plaza project
00:27:27and if I get it, I can take the company public.
00:27:37You were nothing before me.
00:27:40All your achievements, all your glory.
00:27:43That's all mine.
00:27:45Including the Maple Plaza contract.
00:27:48I can take all of that away.
00:27:51Just like that.
00:27:53No, you can't take that away from me.
00:27:55That's why Ellen Musk was urging us to pass on deals to this nobody.
00:27:59Oh, and this antique wedding ring?
00:28:02Yeah, I forgot to tell you.
00:28:04It was Queen Victoria's
00:28:06and its worth is equivalent to more than an entire country's GDP.
00:28:16I gave you back the ring?
00:28:18I divorced a royal heiress?
00:28:21No! No, please, no!
00:28:24No, please take me back, baby!
00:28:26I still love you!
00:28:31Oh, man, looks like they've started the party without us.
00:28:34No one's allowed to start a fight without Cole Eisenhower.
00:28:43God, these two again.
00:28:45Did he say... is he Cole Eisenhower?
00:28:48President Eisenhower's descendant.
00:28:50Eisenhower won World War II.
00:28:52Each of his descendants have all gone on to become five-star generals.
00:28:55The highest rank in the nation's military.
00:28:57Bloody buffoons know your history.
00:28:59Sorry I'm late, babe. I got lost trying to find Atlanta.
00:29:02Then lost again on my way back to New York.
00:29:08And that there is...
00:29:10That is the legendary boy genius, Dr. Wilson.
00:29:14He's Dr. House's protege.
00:29:16Dr. House? I thought that was just a TV show.
00:29:19No, that's based on a real figure.
00:29:21Yep, that's me. Son of James House.
00:29:24Dr. House? He's practically my uncle.
00:29:26I correctly diagnosed the Pope before him when I was just 12 years old.
00:29:30So he's been off carrying himself a waterfall somewhere in the Netherlands for the last 14 months.
00:29:36And I'm late because I ran out of gum and had to make a pit stop.
00:29:44Hey, Ellen. Who are these weirdos and why are they here?
00:29:48They're all your fiancés.
00:29:50What?
00:29:52Fiancés?
00:29:55Plural?
00:29:56Fiancés.
00:29:57Plural?
00:29:59Watch it, nerds. I'm her fiancé.
00:30:02No, I'm her fiancé.
00:30:03You can both shut up. I'm her fiancé.
00:30:06It's you.
00:30:07It's me.
00:30:08Who the hell is he?
00:30:09I'm Spider-Man.
00:30:12How are all three of these men my fiancé?
00:30:17Your father had arranged these engagements years ago, but I didn't tell you because you decided to marry Jared Cooper at the time.
00:30:24She has three badass fiancés and she marries his dumb ass.
00:30:31Whatever.
00:30:32Since you're all here, help me finish him.
00:30:37Since you're all here, help me finish him.
00:30:42At your service.
00:30:44Me too.
00:30:48Oh!
00:30:50One down, two more to go.
00:30:52She's become queen.
00:30:53Bishop to G4.
00:30:58Ow! Ow! Ow! What is that?
00:31:02The most German festin' water in the Nile River.
00:31:08Rook to A8.
00:31:14Hello?
00:31:18I thought I was king.
00:31:19No, you wish.
00:31:20The king doesn't do anything.
00:31:22So, Alan can be my king.
00:31:24Oh, fine.
00:31:29Bankrupt to four. It's right this second.
00:31:36I...
00:31:38I've been bankrupt!
00:31:40No!
00:31:41Rook to A8.
00:31:48I've been bankrupt!
00:31:49No!
00:31:51I told you I would remove all of you from status and power if you didn't cooperate.
00:31:55Well, guess what? Game over.
00:31:57Alright, boys. Let's figure out this four-way engagement.
00:32:01Oh, that's serious business.
00:32:03I'm right with you.
00:32:06Wait for me. Nobody beats me to the finish line.
00:32:18Angela!
00:32:22You already have three fiancés?
00:32:24You can't accuse me of cheating.
00:32:26I want compensation.
00:32:31You greedy SOB.
00:32:33Who the fuck is that?
00:32:34My ex-husband.
00:32:36Wait, you were married?
00:32:38Yeah, and if that's a problem for you, then you can totally back out of this engagement.
00:32:43More for me? No, no, of course not.
00:32:45Just, do you want me to check your eyes for you?
00:32:48Don't steal my joke. I can make him disappear without a trace.
00:32:52All the evidence of your past with him will come.
00:32:55What? Is there something on my face?
00:32:57Uh, yeah. Murderous intent.
00:33:00Let's remarry.
00:33:02Let's remarry.
00:33:04You still don't realize.
00:33:07I only fell in love with you because you saved me from drowning three years ago.
00:33:15What?
00:33:38Sir, it's an emergency!
00:33:40We need to wreck right away!
00:33:42Michael Eisenhower and Shane Wilson are causing mayhem at the company warehouse.
00:33:46Okay, I'm on my way.
00:33:50She should be okay now.
00:33:55Hey, you!
00:33:56Watch over here. I'll be right back.
00:34:07You saved me.
00:34:10Fuck. I unwittingly gave away my own wife.
00:34:16Fuck. I unwittingly gave away my own wife.
00:34:19You've cheated on me, you've hit me, and you've insulted me.
00:34:24And after all that, I never want to see you again.
00:34:28I fucking hate you.
00:34:31Lady Lockhart!
00:34:33What now?
00:34:36Yes, we understand that you are a very busy person,
00:34:40but if you're not going to give your ex-husband the Maple Plaza project...
00:34:44How about us three?
00:34:45Yes, unlike that scumbag, we won't turn on you.
00:34:49Yeah, no. You're all fired for trying to throw a coup.
00:34:52But...
00:34:54This is your fault, you doofus!
00:34:56We never should have believed your bullshit!
00:34:58No, no.
00:35:01We can't lose our positions with Ellen Musk and the Lockharts.
00:35:05Our family...
00:35:07I'll get you for this!
00:35:14I never should have listened to you.
00:35:16I'm ruined because of you!
00:35:32So, what's the situation here?
00:35:34I want to marry you!
00:35:44I want to marry you!
00:35:48Listen, I only met you guys a few hours ago,
00:35:52and I'm not interested in flash marriages.
00:35:55But what if I told you
00:35:58we've known each other for much longer than just a few hours?
00:36:01Much longer?
00:36:05Angela?
00:36:07Your parents would like to have a video call with all of you.
00:36:14My lovely princess, how are you?
00:36:17Look, your mother and I are in Italy!
00:36:19The views here are absolutely stunning!
00:36:22Perfect for a wedding, wouldn't you say?
00:36:24I heard you finally divorced that
00:36:27good-for-nothing, blood-sucking,
00:36:29three-letter husband of yours.
00:36:31Can't call his name, but...
00:36:33Anyway, congratulations!
00:36:35I've selected three prime young men
00:36:38for you to choose from to replace him.
00:36:41You must pick one of them to marry, otherwise...
00:36:44Musk, let me do it.
00:36:46You must choose one of them in seven days.
00:36:49Otherwise...
00:36:51we'll kill ourselves.
00:36:53Mom?
00:36:55All right, honey, that's it.
00:36:57Bye! Bye!
00:37:02So, who are you going to choose?
00:37:07Well, what if I want all three of you?
00:37:12Well, what if I want all three of you?
00:37:17That seems greedy.
00:37:24But...
00:37:26I can always remove the other two options.
00:37:29Hey, I may be a doctor,
00:37:32but I can take lives, too.
00:37:34I know and have access
00:37:36to all the deadliest poisons in the world.
00:37:38Whoa, okay, no murder, please.
00:37:41I was just kidding.
00:37:44You have seven days to win her over.
00:37:46Ooh, it's like The Bachelorette.
00:37:49I know.
00:37:51We'll start with challenge one.
00:37:54Welcome to the show,
00:37:56The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
00:37:58Today, we have our first challenge.
00:38:03What is all of this, Ellen?
00:38:06You'll see.
00:38:15Oh my God, oh my God, cockroaches!
00:38:18All women are afraid of cockroaches.
00:38:20And it is every man's job
00:38:22to save their beloved woman
00:38:24from this monstrosity of a creature.
00:38:26What will our three candidates do
00:38:28to prove their undying love
00:38:30for our single, but screaming her head off heiress?
00:38:41Looks like one of our contestants
00:38:43has already called it quits.
00:38:45It's up to the final two.
00:38:51Ooh.
00:38:58Ooh.
00:39:09Crunchy.
00:39:11That is sick, Cole.
00:39:13Hey, when you're stranded in the middle of the battlefield,
00:39:15you'll be glad to see one of these around.
00:39:18There are two more left.
00:39:20Want to try one?
00:39:22Oh my God, no, no.
00:39:24Oh my God, save me.
00:39:26Save you? You're going to save me.
00:39:31I'm a German folk doctor.
00:39:33These hands can't get germs on them.
00:39:35They're for surgery and saving lives.
00:39:47Ooh.
00:39:52Thank God you're here.
00:39:56Are you all right, honey?
00:39:58Angela.
00:40:02All right, you won the first challenge,
00:40:04so your reward,
00:40:06you get to watch over her for the night.
00:40:08Just don't cross the line, if you know what I mean.
00:40:10I'm not her scumbag husband.
00:40:12You have nothing to worry about.
00:40:18Honestly, even if you guys fuck,
00:40:20it's not like it's against the rules or anything.
00:40:22At least my girlfriend gets some.
00:40:24I bet her husband has a small dick anyway.
00:40:28The cockroaches.
00:40:30They're gone, they're gone.
00:40:32There's nothing in this room except you and me, okay?
00:40:34I'm going to kill Ellen when I see her tomorrow.
00:40:42I need a drink.
00:40:48Whoa, easy.
00:40:50You're on an empty stomach.
00:40:52Why do you care?
00:40:54Are you trying to drink away your sorrows, Angela?
00:40:59You guys were right.
00:41:01I was blind for marrying that asshole.
00:41:04You know,
00:41:06I wasted three whole years of my life with him.
00:41:10He never even loved me.
00:41:12And I gave up my entire career for him.
00:41:16Do you really think that you would still be number one
00:41:18on the Forbes 30 under 30 list if I was around?
00:41:24You may not be number one on the Forbes list,
00:41:26but you know what you're number one in?
00:41:29What?
00:41:33You're number one here.
00:41:36You know, we've known each other kind of a long time.
00:41:40Lies.
00:41:43You all just want something from me.
00:41:50Angela,
00:41:52I know it's hard to trust again.
00:41:55But you know what?
00:41:57I'm not going to lie to you.
00:41:59I'm not going to lie to you.
00:42:01I'm not going to lie to you.
00:42:03I know it's hard to trust again.
00:42:05But I assure you,
00:42:07I don't care what family you're from.
00:42:11I'm the richest man in the nation.
00:42:13I don't need your power,
00:42:15your status, your wealth,
00:42:18your connections.
00:42:20I just need you.
00:42:24I'll prove my love to you within six days.
00:42:27I promise.
00:42:33Okay.
00:42:39Screw the contest.
00:42:41I just want love.
00:42:44Angela!
00:42:46You're drunk.
00:42:48I'm an adult. Can't a girl just get what she wants?
00:42:51Okay.
00:42:57But love and sex aren't exactly the same thing.
00:43:00Well, they're not mutually exclusive either.
00:43:12This is what you want.
00:43:30Nine-inch penis.
00:43:32Morning to you, too.
00:43:34You sure you were drunk last night?
00:43:36You wouldn't...
00:43:37A girl remembers when she's had a nine-inch penis inside of her.
00:43:43Well, glad you enjoyed it.
00:43:45But don't tell Shane or Cole.
00:43:49Because then they would...
00:43:51They would...
00:43:53They would...
00:43:55They would...
00:43:57They would...
00:43:59Because then they would...
00:44:00Say that you were being unfair?
00:44:02Technically, us having sex doesn't break any rules.
00:44:05I won the first challenge, and according to Ellen,
00:44:08my prize was to spend the night with you anyways.
00:44:12Don't make this any harder than it already is.
00:44:18You sure you don't want it pretty hard?
00:44:22It's not...
00:44:25Fine, fine, fine.
00:44:29I won't tell.
00:44:32But only on one condition.
00:44:35I won't tell.
00:44:38But only on one condition.
00:44:40You have to go out on a date with me.
00:44:43Fine.
00:44:48I've had a crush on you since college, Angela.
00:44:51You never noticed me.
00:44:55Oh, um...
00:44:57You should get dressed and get out of here before anyone sees you.
00:45:02It's only 7 a.m.
00:45:04She's still sleeping.
00:45:05I'm not sleeping alone.
00:45:06Yeah, I'm not letting my fiancé be alone with another man for another second.
00:45:12Morning, gentlemen.
00:45:13Oh, or shall I say ruffmen?
00:45:16Oh, don't mind him.
00:45:18What's up, guys?
00:45:20We're ready for the second challenge.
00:45:22No cockroaches this time.
00:45:24Yes, no more terrifying things.
00:45:26That was my bad, Angela.
00:45:28This better be a good challenge, Ellen.
00:45:30I'm sure you'll all enjoy this one.
00:45:32The second challenge is...
00:45:34The second challenge is...
00:45:36A date.
00:45:37Lame. I should have asked for something else.
00:45:39A date?
00:45:41That's it.
00:45:42What's the catch?
00:45:43No catch.
00:45:44Just who Ms. Lockhart enjoys spending her time with the most.
00:45:47As simple as that.
00:45:48I know what I want to do.
00:45:49Let's start with me first.
00:45:50Okay, who's up first then?
00:45:52Me.
00:45:53Save the best for last.
00:45:55Ain't that right, Angela?
00:45:57Then it's decided.
00:46:02Please don't take my BMW away.
00:46:05Too bad.
00:46:06You pissed off the Lockharts.
00:46:08I have nothing left.
00:46:12It's that bitch who ruined me.
00:46:17It's that bitch who ruined me.
00:46:27Gino Eisenhower, sir!
00:46:29At ease, Lieutenant.
00:46:31This is my lieutenant.
00:46:32He also manages this boxing gym.
00:46:34He's a good boxer.
00:46:36He's a good boxer.
00:46:38He's a good boxer.
00:46:40He also manages this boxing gym.
00:46:41Pleasure to meet you, Madam Eisenhower.
00:46:43You're so serious.
00:46:45But hang on.
00:46:47Lieutenant, I don't know who I'm going to marry yet.
00:46:50Baby, I decided to take you here on our first date so that I can introduce you to my guns.
00:46:54Guns, like murder weapons?
00:46:57Yes.
00:46:59Murder weapons.
00:47:11I like my guns, babe.
00:47:13Pretty Lockhart.
00:47:15Yeah.
00:47:17Let me show you what I can do with them.
00:47:19Lieutenant!
00:47:20Come close.
00:47:22Wait.
00:47:23You're just going to hit him like that?
00:47:24He's not even going to fight back?
00:47:26Fighting back would be treason, ma'am.
00:47:28Treason?
00:47:29You guys are way too serious.
00:47:31Look, you Lockhart bitches.
00:47:33I'm not going to fight back.
00:47:35I'm not going to fight back.
00:47:37I'm not going to fight back.
00:47:39Look, you Lockhart bitches.
00:47:40I caught you.
00:47:41If I'm going down, you're all going down with me.
00:47:44Lieutenant, here's your attack.
00:47:58You dare try to hurt my wife?
00:48:03I will make you pay!
00:48:06You don't need to keep beating him up.
00:48:08We could just take him to the cops.
00:48:09I'm not going to try to hurt you.
00:48:17Zoe's a bit violent.
00:48:19Some might call it being protective.
00:48:21Poor anger issues.
00:48:23What if we get married and I forget to use a coaster on an antique table or something?
00:48:27Is he going to be, like, rough?
00:48:30Hey, some girls are into that.
00:48:32I don't know if I am.
00:48:35Well, maybe Shane will be your type.
00:48:40Your date with Shane starts now.
00:48:47Hey.
00:48:48Cool ride.
00:48:50A gift from the Chancellor of Germany when I saved his wife.
00:48:53Impressive.
00:48:57Your breath smells like peppermint.
00:49:00Refreshing.
00:49:03I got cool mint, too.
00:49:05Or do you prefer spearmint?
00:49:08What do you not have in this coat of yours?
00:49:11Fruit flavored gum. I can't stand those.
00:49:14So, where are you taking me, Shane?
00:49:16Let me show you.
00:49:24Dr. Wilson!
00:49:26Our VIP of VIPs!
00:49:28Right this way.
00:49:29VIP of VIPs.
00:49:31Ah, just some other guy I saved. I forget who.
00:49:34You saved a lot of people.
00:49:36I do what I can.
00:49:38Oh, my gosh.
00:49:40It's my gold-digging neighbor who just got dumped by her husband.
00:49:45Sandra Miller, what are you doing here?
00:49:47I just thought this was for the VIP of VIPs.
00:49:50Your mother-in-law told me all about the divorce
00:49:52and how you hired some gigolo to beat her and Kaley Vanderbilt up.
00:49:58Hello of you.
00:50:00What are you doing here, Sandra?
00:50:02Of course your bird brain wouldn't remember.
00:50:04I sell high-fashion jewelry pieces so high-end,
00:50:07you couldn't even afford even a few soldier organs.
00:50:10The auction begins.
00:50:12I'll deal with you later.
00:50:15Here, I'll just be on this side.
00:50:22Cameron, I have a task for you.
00:50:26Our next piece is absolutely extraordinary.
00:50:30Cleopatra's armband,
00:50:32sold by our vendor, Sandra Miller,
00:50:36for five million dollars.
00:50:39Excuse me.
00:50:41I'd like to donate this piece to auction.
00:50:43It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:50:46I'd like to donate this piece to auction.
00:50:49It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:50:51What are you doing?
00:50:52Just watch.
00:50:54Come on.
00:50:59That is Queen Victoria's ring?
00:51:02Please, I'm an expert and that's a fake.
00:51:05She probably got it at the flea market she works at.
00:51:08You work at a flea market? Not this again.
00:51:11Cut the bullshit, that wouldn't even sell for five dollars.
00:51:14Oh yeah? Here, you want it? For free.
00:51:17Ew, I don't want that trash from a stinky hippie peddler.
00:51:22Well, that's too bad then, because you are the fraud.
00:51:27What are you talking about?
00:51:29Who the hell are you to accuse me?
00:51:31Throw them out.
00:51:33Dr. Wilson, I know you're a legend in medicine,
00:51:36but we're professionals.
00:51:38Oh yeah?
00:51:39And that armband sells for five million dollars?
00:51:42Yeah, mine is the real thing.
00:51:45You two are just upset because you're too poor
00:51:48to afford our luxury items.
00:51:50Why is that so?
00:51:51What if a so-called expert failed to recognize
00:51:53Queen Victoria's ring then?
00:51:55Dear Lord, this is real.
00:51:59It's authentic.
00:52:01It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:52:06Karen, what have you found?
00:52:09Yeah, that picture of Cleopatra's armband you sent me?
00:52:12It's a replica.
00:52:14They had the same one right here at the flea market.
00:52:17So, you are the fraud.
00:52:21You just went to the flea market so you can buy some fakes.
00:52:24And Cameron, how much are these fakes being sold for?
00:52:28150.
00:52:30Wow, not even five dollars. Sandra.
00:52:34You've been duping us the whole time?
00:52:37Arrest her!
00:52:39No, please! This is my time! Please!
00:52:43What's going on, Dr. Wilson?
00:52:45Uh, investigating lead poisoning from cheap jewelry
00:52:48for the Emperor of Japan. Bye.
00:52:50Blacklist her from the jewelry industry forever.
00:53:01I had a really great time tonight.
00:53:04Me too.
00:53:05May I have a kiss?
00:53:15No.
00:53:24Something wrong?
00:53:26Do you always have gum in your mouth?
00:53:33Yep. You never have to worry about stinky breath from me.
00:53:45You owe us a bunch of money, Cooper.
00:53:49I don't have any money.
00:53:51How did you pay for this hotel, then?
00:53:54I guess you'll only pay up
00:53:58if I break your other leg.
00:54:01Stop!
00:54:05Mr. Vanderbilt.
00:54:09Mr. Buffett.
00:54:12This is the contract for the Maple Plaza project.
00:54:16That's right. Miss Musk wanted me to give it to you.
00:54:20I knew Angelo was still in love with me.
00:54:23I knew Angelo was still in love with me.
00:54:26No, no. Sorry about those injuries from earlier.
00:54:29It was all just a little misunderstanding.
00:54:32Yeah, we could be partners again.
00:54:35And then maybe you can tell Lady Lockhart
00:54:39to put in a good word for us.
00:54:41Angela still loves me. She's just throwing a fit.
00:54:44She'll be back to me soon enough.
00:54:46Yeah, do you need any help winning her back?
00:54:48We can give you jewelry to give to her.
00:54:51I was just sucking up to these pricks a few days ago
00:54:54and now they're all begging me to help them out.
00:54:57It feels so damn good to be in power.
00:55:00Sure. I'll put in a good word for you.
00:55:03I just need...
00:55:04Anything. You tell us, we'll give you anything.
00:55:07Once I take everything from these idiots,
00:55:10I'll go after Angela Lockhart for my revenge.
00:55:19I'm giving the contract to Jared Cooper just like you asked me to.
00:55:23Well done. He'll be fucked soon.
00:55:27Well done. He'll be fucked soon.
00:55:29I don't get it, Miss Musk.
00:55:31That contract has a preliminary clause.
00:55:33It requires him to pay 50% of the costs up front as a deposit.
00:55:36And if he can't, then what?
00:55:38He'll be bankrupt.
00:55:40So as long as he's greedy, I have to take it.
00:55:43I'm avenging my best friend.
00:55:46I want to show the world that without Angela Lockhart, he's nothing.
00:55:55I signed the Maple Plaza project.
00:55:58We should celebrate.
00:56:00You did?
00:56:01You see, I know my son has it in him.
00:56:04That skank Angela is nothing next to you.
00:56:07And it's all thanks to you, sweetheart.
00:56:10Actually, it's thanks to Angela.
00:56:15What?
00:56:17You're trying to ditch me to go back to your wife?
00:56:20Oh, no, no, no. He's not.
00:56:22Jared, what are you doing?
00:56:24You have such a beautiful and bright future ahead of you.
00:56:27It's my decision, Mom.
00:56:29I'm the head of the house here.
00:56:31I'm telling my dad.
00:56:33Fine. Go right ahead. He has enough problems himself.
00:56:36If you're obedient, I'll keep you around as his side piece.
00:56:39But if not, you can scram.
00:56:41Dad, Jared is being mean to me.
00:56:45Teach him a lesson.
00:56:46Kaylee, be a good girl, okay?
00:56:48Jared has the backing of some very powerful people now.
00:56:52Don't get on his bad side.
00:56:54We can't afford to piss him off.
00:56:56So do as he says.
00:56:58Dad!
00:57:06I'm sorry.
00:57:08For your side piece.
00:57:10Very good. I'm happy you've come around.
00:57:12Now let's go celebrate.
00:57:17I mean, do I really want to be with Mr. Minty Mouth forever, though?
00:57:22But that tongue action, though.
00:57:24Tongue is important in more than just one spot.
00:57:27We aren't in public.
00:57:28It's true.
00:57:30Stomach ache.
00:57:32Again?
00:57:33I have to run to the bathroom.
00:57:34Devin should be here to pick you up soon.
00:57:36Okay.
00:57:38Devin's late.
00:57:40Not a good sign for a date.
00:57:44This hotel restaurant has five Michelin stars.
00:57:48It's her.
00:57:50And she's alone. With no one to save her.
00:57:54You whore.
00:57:56You seduced my son so he'd get back with you.
00:58:02Let me tell you.
00:58:04I would never go back even if your entire family got down on their knees and begged me.
00:58:11Hey, you guys can fight all you want, but you need to take this somewhere else.
00:58:15Whoever gets rid of her for me gets all this.
00:58:18Why do I have to leave? She's the one starting shit.
00:58:21Because I have money and you don't.
00:58:23You're just a stinky hippie peddler.
00:58:26And my son just signed a $100 billion contract.
00:58:30He still got the contract?
00:58:32Hmm.
00:58:33Must be Ellen's doing.
00:58:35Even if he does sign it, he doesn't have the liquidity to pay the deposit up front.
00:58:39Oh, he's just gonna...
00:58:41Bet you've never seen this much cash before.
00:58:45Bet you've never seen this much cash before.
00:58:48You take my charity and toss it in my face as if it's your own.
00:58:53My maid wouldn't even pick up such a pitiful amount.
00:58:56$1,000 to take her away.
00:58:59$2,000 to drag her away.
00:59:02$5,000 to beat her away.
00:59:08Oh! Oh! Hey! Hey!
00:59:10Ow! Hey!
00:59:14You okay? Are you hurt?
00:59:17You okay? Are you hurt?
00:59:23Weakling.
00:59:24You! You! Just a few days ago you found yourself a boy toy right after getting divorced.
00:59:29And now you have two more?
00:59:31What a whore.
00:59:33What a whore.
00:59:34Yeah. And Jared wanted to get back with her?
00:59:37What if she has an STD?
00:59:39Oh, like sleeping with a married man wouldn't give you an STD.
00:59:43Let's go. We'll expose her to Jared.
00:59:46Hang on.
00:59:48What do you want?
00:59:49I'll scream!
00:59:51I don't hit women.
00:59:52But I never said I don't kill women.
00:59:56But I never said I don't kill women.
01:00:00Oh God. He is a murderer.
01:00:02What if he murders me?
01:00:04Not him. Definitely not him.
01:00:10We're not afraid of you.
01:00:12That's enough. This isn't a war zone.
01:00:14You'll be removed from being a five-star general if you hurt a civilian without adequate cause.
01:00:19I was just messing with him.
01:00:21Was he though?
01:00:22We're not afraid of you.
01:00:25Jared! You have to avenge us.
01:00:27Look at this slut. She's found two more boy toys.
01:00:30She's cheating on you. Don't get back with her.
01:00:32Oh, Mr. Cooper, it's you.
01:00:34I apologize for this scene.
01:00:36I'll toss out the potty crashes immediately so that you can go to your salvation banquet.
01:00:41Who did you say you were going to toss out?
01:00:43Who did you say you were going to toss out?
01:00:45The potty crashes.
01:00:49You have any idea who that is?
01:00:51That's my wife.
01:00:53We saved that title for the real skank over there.
01:00:56That's right. Know your place.
01:00:58Shut up.
01:00:59She's cheating on you.
01:01:02Know your place. You're just a side piece, if I still want you, that is.
01:01:06Eric, have you gone mad?
01:01:08This is Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter. You slap her for this whore?
01:01:12Mom!
01:01:13They really think they're something, huh?
01:01:15Angela's an heiress to a family whose wealth and status goes back to the Victorian age.
01:01:20She's richer even than Ellen Musk.
01:01:23I only got the Maple Closet Project because she gave it to me.
01:01:27What?
01:01:28You apologize right now or I will kick you and your father to the curb.
01:01:37I'm sorry.
01:01:40No, this can't be. I made you a divorce.
01:01:48Go home.
01:01:50You're not suited to come with me to my celebration banquet.
01:01:58I apologize on behalf of my mother.
01:02:01Honey, I know you came here to celebrate my achievements.
01:02:05I promise no one will bother you anymore.
01:02:08I didn't come here for you. I'm on a date.
01:02:13A date with two men at the same time?
01:02:16She really is a whore.
01:02:18Angela, please forgive me. I really do love you.
01:02:23Oh-ho! Lady Lockhart is here!
01:02:28Oh-ho! Lady Lockhart is here!
01:02:32Yeah, we already know you beat Ford's ass. We're too old for that.
01:02:37They're here for my celebration banquet.
01:02:39Please, you gave me the contract so if anyone should go as my guest of honor, it should be you.
01:02:45Oh, yes, please, Miss Lockhart. Join us. We'll all be one happy business family again.
01:02:51What the hell are you all doing here?
01:02:54Where were you?
01:02:55Stomach issues.
01:02:57Again? Would you like my diagnosis?
01:03:00No.
01:03:02Let me make myself clear, okay?
01:03:06I would rather die than be with you again.
01:03:10Seems that they're not actually on good terms.
01:03:14I can't lose face in front of these pricks. Otherwise, they'll cut me off too.
01:03:18Angela, I know you're still mad, but please give me a chance. I'll prove it to you.
01:03:22You want a chance?
01:03:24Angela, no. You have three great guys here who all want to marry you.
01:03:28Don't take him back.
01:03:30I'll give you two choices.
01:03:34I'll give you two choices.
01:03:38Me or the contract.
01:03:41You're kidding me.
01:03:43No, I'm not kidding you.
01:03:45If you choose me, we can remarry this week.
01:03:49But you don't get the hundred billion dollar contract.
01:03:53The choice is all yours.
01:03:55That's a tough choice.
01:03:57You think so? He either marries a royal heiress or gets a contract that takes his company to the moon.
01:04:02Either way, he benefits.
01:04:04Why can't I have both?
01:04:06You really are a greedy bastard.
01:04:09Angela, I saved you in the pool, remember? I deserve the contract.
01:04:13Did you really?
01:04:19Look who's fashionably late now.
01:04:22He didn't save her at the pool.
01:04:25Wait, what are you talking about?
01:04:27I choose the contract.
01:04:30I knew it. You'll get what's coming to you.
01:04:34With this contract, my company's earning potential is limitless.
01:04:38Angela Lockhart, you humiliated me in front of everyone.
01:04:42I will get you one day.
01:04:44Let me show you something.
01:04:55You saved me.
01:05:02You saved me.
01:05:04I'm sorry if his lies led to you wasting three years of your life.
01:05:10But I promise you, I'm going to make it up to you with the rest of our lives.
01:05:16No, no, I wasn't lying. I just couldn't, can't remember exactly what happened that day.
01:05:25Does that mean we both each saved her once?
01:05:33What? Me? Dr. Wilson? Losing at saving people?
01:05:38No way.
01:05:39You guys, one of you, do something life-threatening right now.
01:05:43You're crazy.
01:05:45And actually, they've all been doing horrible shit behind your back.
01:05:50What?
01:05:53Mr. Sterling had me investigate their company's dealings.
01:05:56Turns out they've been fudging the numbers on your shared accounts and contracts.
01:06:00Put it simply, they've been stealing from you.
01:06:04I can't believe I didn't realize.
01:06:06Ms. Lockhart, I'm so sorry. I should have had third-party accountants check thoroughly.
01:06:11No, it's not your fault. They're just too slick.
01:06:14You'd like me to punish them for that?
01:06:16Oh God, no. Not that again. Please.
01:06:19Max, you know what to do.
01:06:35The banks have pulled all of our funds.
01:06:37All business ties have been severed.
01:06:39We're bankrupt!
01:06:45How did you do that?
01:06:47Who are you?
01:06:48And don't say Spider-Man.
01:06:52I'll tell you who I am.
01:06:56I'll tell you who I am.
01:07:00I am...
01:07:02Crypto Punk Number Two.
01:07:04What did he say he was?
01:07:05That's more bizarre than Spider-Man.
01:07:08You're Crypto Punk Number Two?
01:07:10Well, I'm Crypto Punk Number One.
01:07:13See? You are number one at something.
01:07:16The most expensive NFT collection in the world.
01:07:19Forget Forbes' list.
01:07:21It's all about young money now.
01:07:23So, how about our date?
01:07:31I'm not letting him one-up me on this one.
01:07:33I'll spy too.
01:07:47They forgot to cancel my contract.
01:07:50I still have the $100 billion project.
01:07:54Yes! I'm rich!
01:07:57They'll make them okay soon.
01:08:05What?
01:08:06Mr. Cooper, sir.
01:08:07The Maple Plaza contract requires us to provide 50% of the costs up front.
01:08:11Otherwise, it's a breach of contract
01:08:13and we'll have to pay for all financial repercussions.
01:08:16No!
01:08:18I'm bankrupt.
01:08:20I need a little lock-on.
01:08:22You tricked me!
01:08:29Allow me.
01:08:33I'm sorry I was late, my queen.
01:08:35I had to get some very important materials
01:08:39for our special date.
01:08:41Well, cheers.
01:08:43Cheers.
01:08:53This looks good.
01:08:59Did you use my spices?
01:09:01I know your ex-in-law has never appreciated you.
01:09:06You can have all the money and power in the world
01:09:09but you still can't force a man to love you.
01:09:13I couldn't even remember our anniversary.
01:09:19Angela.
01:09:22Your future with me
01:09:26is going to be different.
01:09:28Come on.
01:09:30Upstairs.
01:09:40Come on.
01:09:48Wow.
01:09:50Devon, I can't believe this is what I've been missing out on
01:09:53these past few years
01:09:55just because of some silly mistake.
01:09:58Angela.
01:10:00I've known and loved you for three whole years.
01:10:03Actually, I've also loved you for three years.
01:10:07That's right.
01:10:09I fell in love with you three years ago, too.
01:10:11How is all of this possible?
01:10:14I didn't meet any of you until recently.
01:10:17Well, actually, maybe Devon, but...
01:10:21I've had a crush on you since college.
01:10:24You were my motivation to go to business school.
01:10:28Despite who you were,
01:10:30you never judged me for being poor.
01:10:34Are you trying to get hired at Fortune 500
01:10:38in a suit like that?
01:10:42All you do is babble on and on about
01:10:45Internet money, Bitcoin, and shit like that.
01:10:50Are you trying to steal my spot?
01:10:54I'll teach you a lesson.
01:10:57Hey! Get away from him!
01:10:59Angela!
01:11:02Fancy girl. I like her.
01:11:15How is he?
01:11:16It's a rare poison made from a mixture of dried roots
01:11:19found in Africa.
01:11:21Ashtagar saltif.
01:11:22Can it be cured?
01:11:24I actually think I know that poison.
01:11:26It sounds really scary, but its cure can actually be found
01:11:28in any developed country.
01:11:30It's called salt.
01:11:38I like her.
01:11:41There you go.
01:11:43Time is up.
01:11:46Oh, shoot. I'm late for swim practice.
01:11:55I like her.
01:11:57We have been rivals ever since.
01:11:59So, that's how I, well, we all met.
01:12:04I barely remember.
01:12:06I should have never let you go to swim practice that day.
01:12:09Matthew Richards, the guy who poisoned me,
01:12:12attacked you out of revenge.
01:12:14You wouldn't have known.
01:12:15I did hear you dropped out and became a loan shark, though.
01:12:17If that makes you feel any better.
01:12:19Yeah, I think that suits him a little better.
01:12:22Angela, your seven days is almost up.
01:12:25Now that you know they all loved and fought for you
01:12:27for three years, who will you pick?
01:12:35How can that be?
01:12:37Angela Lockhart is an heiress?
01:12:44Kaylee, we've gone bankrupt.
01:12:47Bankrupt?
01:12:49The Vanderbilt's have gone bankrupt?
01:12:52Well then, get out of here.
01:12:55You can't do this to me.
01:13:00Jared.
01:13:01Mom, it's me.
01:13:02What happened?
01:13:04Jared, I have carefully reconsidered.
01:13:07Angela is way better than this dimwit.
01:13:09You should get back with your wife.
01:13:11We're bankrupt.
01:13:12What?
01:13:17Jared Cooper.
01:13:20We're here to propose to you along with this.
01:13:24No one is going to save you now.
01:13:26What?
01:13:31What kind of an asshole throws his own mother to the dogs?
01:13:37Who will you pick?
01:13:41I...
01:13:47I brought you fried chicken.
01:13:49Fried chicken?
01:13:50Hey, not all girls like sushi and caviar.
01:13:52Yeah, he's right.
01:13:53I did live in Atlanta for three months.
01:13:55Sucking up last minute.
01:13:57At least I don't speak like an AI robot.
01:14:00Hey, stop. Stop.
01:14:03Welcome back to the bachelorette.
01:14:06I mean, the three badasses who want me.
01:14:09I mean, Angela Lockhart.
01:14:12You know what I mean.
01:14:14Today, our heiress bachelorette will choose
01:14:17which one of our three badasses will she marry.
01:14:21Will it be Shane, the doctor?
01:14:25Cole, the general?
01:14:29Or Devin, the CEO?
01:14:35Looks like our bachelorette may need a little more time to decide.
01:14:39Oh, the suspense is killing me.
01:14:42But when she does, she will take this eternal rose
01:14:45made from glass imported from Venice
01:14:48and give it to our winner.
01:14:50Angela.
01:14:53Angela.
01:14:54Oh, I...
01:14:58I need more time to think.
01:15:04While our bachelorette takes a little time to decide,
01:15:07why don't we check in with each of our candidates?
01:15:10Let's check in with each of our candidates.
01:15:13Let's start with Cole.
01:15:15Cole.
01:15:17There's not much to say.
01:15:19Who wouldn't want a five-star general
01:15:21who has huge biceps,
01:15:24a massive chest,
01:15:26who would protect their wife?
01:15:30Okay, thank you.
01:15:32Uh, Shane?
01:15:35Muscles, money,
01:15:38they'll only get you so far.
01:15:40But you need a well-balanced man like me
01:15:42that has more than one way to kick ass.
01:15:45There's more than one way to keep a lady happy,
01:15:47if you know what I mean.
01:15:51Okay, I think we do.
01:15:53And Devin.
01:15:56That was quite disgusting.
01:16:00I just hope Angela's okay.
01:16:02I know she's going under a lot of stress right now,
01:16:05a lot of choices to make.
01:16:07And she's my queen.
01:16:09I just really hope she's okay.
01:16:11Now, one more thing.
01:16:13What kind of a doctor
01:16:15brings fried chicken to a girl?
01:16:18That's a good point.
01:16:19It's bad for her heart.
01:16:22And then you!
01:16:23What?
01:16:24You know what they say about military men.
01:16:27They beat their wives.
01:16:33Enough!
01:16:35Stand up!
01:16:38Hey, you guys.
01:16:40Whoa, break it up!
01:16:42Hey!
01:16:43Break it up!
01:16:49Cut to commercial!
01:16:50Cut to commercial!
01:16:53Cut to commercial!
01:17:09This is the hardest decision I've ever had to make
01:17:11in my entire life.
01:17:14Who do I choose?
01:17:23Angela's marrying me.
01:17:24You're not stealing her from me.
01:17:26Oh yeah?
01:17:27I may be a doctor,
01:17:29but like I said,
01:17:30I know and possess the deadliest poisons in the world.
01:17:36What don't you have in that coat?
01:17:38Fruit flavored gum.
01:17:39I won't let you take Angela away from me.
01:17:41I'll fight you to the death.
01:17:43Don't forget about me.
01:17:45It's time I reveal my true identity.
01:17:50These stupid profile cards don't make any sense.
01:17:54They do not help.
01:17:55Who made these?
01:18:15It's time I reveal my true identity.
01:18:20I'm actually a part of the X-Men.
01:18:23And I have the power of telekinesis!
01:18:42We may have to work together to take him down.
01:18:50Oh lord.
01:18:55This battle within our heads is the most intense I've ever experienced.
01:18:59I may not be able to take them both down if they decide to team up.
01:19:02Hmm.
01:19:03Winter Mint or Cool Mint?
01:19:10You know,
01:19:12I've always really liked your hair.
01:19:13Really?
01:19:15I'm actually pretty self-conscious about it.
01:19:18So I appreciate that.
01:19:22And you know,
01:19:23I've always really liked the way you talk.
01:19:27Really?
01:19:28Yeah.
01:19:32What do you got for me?
01:19:33I always really like the way you chew gum.
01:19:37Yeah?
01:19:38It's fresh, right?
01:19:43You're actually a really good talker.
01:19:46You need me to look at you?
01:19:47I got you.
01:19:50Angela's been kidnapped!
01:19:52Angela's been kidnapped!
01:19:54It was Jared Cooper!
01:19:56That fucker!
01:19:58We have to find her.
01:19:59What, how?
01:20:00Her ring.
01:20:01Her dad installed a GPS tracking mechanism on her ring just in case.
01:20:04Well, let's go then!
01:20:06My fiancé!
01:20:07My fiancé!
01:20:08What's there?
01:20:14Jared.
01:20:18What am I doing here?
01:20:21You destroyed me.
01:20:24They took everything.
01:20:27What?
01:20:28Out of nothing left.
01:20:30It's not my fault you're too greedy.
01:20:33You think I was greedy to have sex with my wife?
01:20:36What?
01:20:38I'm not your wife anymore.
01:20:39Oh yeah, I know.
01:20:40You wouldn't take me back now.
01:20:41Not unless I get you pregnant with my child.
01:20:43This is illegal.
01:20:44You wouldn't want your child to be away from its father.
01:20:47You won't have me arrested.
01:20:50You will take me back.
01:20:53Come on, bitch.
01:20:56I'll settle you down a little.
01:20:58You will be begging me to fuck you soon.
01:21:03Hey!
01:21:05Angela!
01:21:06Come here!
01:21:10You're too late!
01:21:11I drugged her.
01:21:12She'll be dead soon unless...
01:21:13Not yet.
01:21:14Have you forgotten who I am?
01:21:17He really does have everything in his coat.
01:21:19I don't care.
01:21:20I don't care.
01:21:21I don't care.
01:21:22I don't care.
01:21:23I don't care.
01:21:24I don't care.
01:21:25I don't care.
01:21:26He really does have everything in his coat.
01:21:27Everything except for fruit.
01:21:28Yeah, except for fruit flavored gum.
01:21:29We get it already.
01:21:30Just save my boss!
01:21:33Here you go.
01:21:39You're all good now.
01:21:41Oh, thank God.
01:21:43But what do we do with that piece of shit?
01:21:45What?
01:21:46What are you going to do to me?
01:21:48Hey, stop!
01:21:49No, don't!
01:21:51Enjoy your erectile dysfunction forever.
01:21:57No!
01:21:59Glad we didn't actually have that fight.
01:22:01Turns out he's the most dangerous of them all.
01:22:09So who did you pick, sweetheart?
01:22:11We've invited the most important figures of the world to your wedding.
01:22:14The Prince of Bhutan.
01:22:17And remember, we will kill ourselves if you don't choose.
01:22:21Welcome back to the finale of The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
01:22:25We're down to the wire.
01:22:27Literally.
01:22:28The wedding day.
01:22:29But who's the groom?
01:22:43Welcome back to the finale of The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
01:22:47Welcome back to the finale of The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
01:22:51But who's the groom?
01:22:56Seems our heiress still hasn't decided.
01:23:00Any input from the parents?
01:23:02Maybe that will help sway our bachelorette's choice.
01:23:06This is exciting.
01:23:07Who should my daughter pick?
01:23:10Let me think.
01:23:14I like the doctor.
01:23:16He's cute.
01:23:19But the general looks like a strong fellow.
01:23:23And we can't forget about Devon Sterling, the one who's loved her the longest.
01:23:27Isn't that right, Devon?
01:23:29Angela.
01:23:36You are all three very fine gentlemen.
01:23:41And I'm really grateful for all of your love.
01:23:45But this was a really hard decision.
01:23:48And I decided to devise one last challenge.
01:23:54And I decided to devise one last challenge.
01:24:02I'm just kidding. I'm just as sick of this as you guys are.
01:24:09Each of our candidates have saved our main character.
01:24:13I mean, bachelorette, once.
01:24:15They've all proven their undying love.
01:24:18So who gets to unlock Angela Lockhart's heart?
01:24:21Literally.
01:24:24Could it be the sexy and protective, general with a temper, Mr. Cole Eisenhower?
01:24:36Or the fun, wicked-minded, but kind of weird, Dr. Shane Wilson?
01:24:44And last but not least, could it be the richest man of them all?
01:24:50The man Angela would have married a long time ago, Mr. Devon Sterling.
01:24:57Gentlemen, it's been a pleasure getting to know you.
01:25:01May the best man win.
01:25:04May the best man win.
01:25:07Drum roll, please.
01:25:14Never gonna give you up.
01:25:16Never gonna let you down.
01:25:18Never gonna run around and desert you.
01:25:22Seriously, Ricky?
01:25:31I choose...
01:25:34I choose...
01:25:42I need a powerful, strong man, and I really feel like you can do that to me.
01:25:48Who could resist those guns?
01:25:52Could I interest you in an N.F.D., Ellen?
01:25:54Would you like a full-body checkup?
01:25:59I choose...
01:26:04I choose...
01:26:09Shane, it's you. I'm lovesick for you.
01:26:13You like that minty flavor, don't you?
01:26:15Yeah.
01:26:18It's that tongue action, ladies and gents.
01:26:21Ellen, be my new queen. I hope we can build together.
01:26:24Thanks, babe.
01:26:34It's always been you.
01:26:44I'll always love you.
01:26:48Let's give it up for those nine inches, everybody.
01:26:51Ellen, Ellen, would you like a full-body checkup?
01:26:53Have you seen my murder weapons?
01:26:55I need fruit-flavored gum for you.
01:26:57I need fruit-flavored gum for you.