Mauricio Umansky suffered a major injury on the slopes, saying he broke his clavicle bone while skiing in Colorado, but he's now on the mend.
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00:00And now, the party's over, pal, starring Maurizio Umansky.
00:06Maurizio Umansky got in a skiing accident in Aspen.
00:09He showed video of him being taken off of the slope.
00:12Then going to the hospital where he had to get immediate surgery,
00:15which included putting 12 screws and a metal plate...
00:18On his clavix?
00:19Yeah, the clavix isn't a real body part.
00:22The clavicle is, though.
00:23My question was, who is his emergency contact?
00:26Who do you call? His daughter? You call Kyle?
00:29Who do you call? The young, hot thing he's hanging out with?
00:32You think he's going to call some giggly 20-year-old influencer?
00:34He's calling Kyle, dude.
00:35He's going to go back with Kyle.
00:37Could be, because this injury could hurt more than just his clavicle.
00:40It could hurt his entire game.
00:42So, Maurizio is this very handsome mid-50s-year-old guy.
00:46He's getting these incredibly hot women.
00:48Is he less hot to these young women now that he's injured?
00:51He's kind of become an old man all of a sudden.
00:53It was a skiing accident. There are 20-year-olds who get these.
00:57No, when you're older, your bones are more porous.
01:00Oh, please.
01:01Seriously, Maurizio will be fine,
01:03even though he may have to take a little time off,
01:06and we're not talking about his work.
01:08Oh, he's not going to be able to take champagne showers for, like, six weeks.
01:12Misty water-colored memories.
01:14So, we're sorry to hear you got screwed, Maurizio.
01:17But speaking of getting screwed...
01:19Some of the best banging is when you're rested up, though.
01:21When, like, you can't do anything, you just have to, like, lie there.
01:24We're going to have the interaction be like,
01:25maybe I can't help you, but...
01:27Sounds perfect.
01:28Minus the crippling pain in his clavics.
01:31We hope your nurses are hot, Maurizio!