• 2 days ago
#drama #shortdrama
💀 Cultivation is risky! Think twice before stepping in!
Ordinary office worker Lin Fan is suddenly transported to a world of immortals.
He just wants to slack off, but… Oops, cultivating is TOO EASY! 💥

✔ Meditating once? Instantly breaking through!
✔ Eating a meal? Power level skyrockets!
✔ Randomly picking up a scroll? Turns out to be a legendary lost technique!
✔ The strongest sect leader is begging him to be their master?!

😱 "I really don’t want to cultivate, but my power says otherwise!"
A hilarious journey of accidental dominance, where even the strongest must bow before him!🔥

🚀 Epic adventure, comedy gold, and overpowered fun—don't miss it!

#短剧 #短剧全集
💀 修仙有风险，入坑需谨慎！
普通打工人 林凡，意外穿越修仙世界，本想躺平摸鱼，
但谁能想到——修仙太简单了！💥

✔ 随便打坐就突破境界！
✔ 吃顿饭就能功力大增！
✔ 随手捡的功法，竟然是失传神技！
✔ 最强宗门掌门亲自来请拜师？！

😱 “我真的不想修仙啊，可是实力不允许！”
躺平苟命的路上，他一路无敌，强者都得叫一声大佬！🔥

🚀 爽文逆袭，轻松搞笑，爆笑修仙，千万别错过！
Transcript
00:00Do you really want to see your Zongmen deity devices destroy themselves and do nothing?
00:03It's not that I don't want to do it, but I can't do it.
00:07The power of the deity devices can't be measured by our small power.
00:13Forget it. Let the deity devices destroy themselves.
00:17Anyway, we haven't measured the cultivation of the Little Immortal.
00:24Little Immortal, let's go home.
00:26Go? It's easy for you to say.
00:28My Zongmen deity devices are destroyed because of him.
00:31How can he just leave like that?
00:33That's right. The deity devices have been fine for 30,000 years.
00:37We have never touched them.
00:40Only you have touched the Sword Cup.
00:45What does this have to do with me?
00:47Since I entered this door,
00:49everything was forced by you. I didn't do it on my own.
00:52I understand.
00:53The Golden Lotus and the Golden Sword
00:57are the evaluation that the Sword Cup has given you.
00:59Your ability to go against the heavens and cultivation to go against the heavens
01:02has already exceeded the range that the Sword Cup can withstand.
01:05Because of this, you destroyed yourself.
01:06So, you have nothing to do with it.
01:09That's right.
01:10Your ability and cultivation have already exceeded the limit that the Sword Cup can measure.
01:16That's why the Sword Cup had to destroy itself.
01:20You must pay for it.
01:22Anyway, if you don't pay for our deity devices today,
01:25we, the Mystic Sound Sect, will not be able to leave.
01:29W-W-Wait a minute.
01:31Old Su, you mean that
01:33my ability to go against the heavens and cultivation
01:36has already exceeded everyone here?
01:38I can go against the heavens?
01:40That's right. I initially didn't believe it either.
01:43But the deity devices destroyed you four times.
01:46The truth is right in front of me.
01:48I have no choice but to believe it.
01:50But the people of the Mystic Sound Sect all admitted that I have great cultivation.
01:54They don't seem to be lying.
01:56Could it be that in the past, it was Grandfather who kept lying to me?
02:02No. Is Grandfather lying to me?
02:06I must go back to the mountain gate and ask him clearly.
02:07Little Immortal, did you hear that?
02:09Even Old Master said that you have great cultivation.
02:13Just admit it.
02:16Let's go. Come home with me.
02:18How can I go home with you?
02:21I have been looking for my son for twenty years.
02:23I finally found him. If he goes home, he must go home with me.
02:26How can I go home with you?
02:27Nonsense!
02:29My sect is a powerful sect.
02:31You all can come and go as you please, right?
02:35Little brother, we admit that you have great cultivation.
02:39But...but you are a deity.
02:41You should be reasonable, right?
02:43These deity devices were destroyed because of you.
02:46Now it's your turn to pay for it, right?
02:49If you think that with your great cultivation,
02:52you can defeat my Xuanyin Sect,
02:55then don't worry.
02:56There are thirty thousand disciples of my Xuanyin Sect.
02:59There are hundreds of immortals in the sky.
03:01Under the command of Old Master Xuanyin,
03:03it's impossible for you to defeat my Xuanyin Sect.
03:07If you don't accept it, you can go to heaven to complain.
03:10But let me tell you.
03:11Even if the whole world comes,
03:13you still have to pay for these deity devices.
03:16You all want me to pay for it.
03:17These deity devices are priceless treasures.
03:19My eyes are cleaner than my nose.
03:21How can I pay for it?
03:22Little deity.
03:24Our Liu family has been rich for generations.
03:27We have a good family background.
03:29How much money do you all want?
03:31This is our Liu family's treasure.
03:34I will pay for it.
03:36Father, the value of these deity devices
03:39cannot be compared with our Liu family's assets.
03:41Our Liu family can't afford to pay for it.
03:44Daughter, we can't let these people
03:46bully our nobles.
03:49He made such a big trouble.
03:51He is a disaster now.
03:54He is not a noble.
03:55Our Liu family can't afford to pay for it.
04:00Liu Hanyin.
04:01Although I don't expect your Liu family to help me,
04:03you can't say that to me.
04:05That's right.
04:06Son, you don't have to pay for it.
04:09Your father.
04:10I saved some money these years.
04:12It's enough to pay for it.
04:14Tell me. Tell me the price.
04:16Old man, save it.
04:18We don't like the vulgar and shabby things in your mortal world.
04:21Keep it for yourself.
04:22You want me to pay for it.
04:24You said that you can get a lot of shabby things.
04:26What do you want?
04:27Of course, the equivalent price.
04:30Use the deity devices of the same value
04:32to build a tomb for me.
04:34Old man, aren't you making it difficult for people?
04:37You have continued for tens of thousands of years.
04:40It's just a piece of paper.
04:41How can ordinary people like us use it?
04:45Yu Jingshan has a history of tens of thousands of years.
04:49Maybe my grandfather has a few deity devices that can be used.
04:53Old man, what are you mumbling about?
04:55Have you thought about how to compensate for our Huntun Sword Cup?
05:00Wait a minute.
05:01I can really use it to compensate for your deity devices.
05:05Grandfather.
05:08Is this old man crazy?
05:10If he can't get the deity devices, he will call me grandfather.
05:12How can he call me grandfather?
05:14If he can't get the deity devices,
05:16let alone calling me grandfather,
05:18he can't even call us grandfather.
05:22If I call you grandfather,
05:23can you give me the deity devices?
05:24If I call you grandfather,
05:25can you let me go?
05:26Do you think that if you call me grandfather,
05:29God will give you the deity devices?
05:31What?
05:32Is there your relative in heaven?
05:40What are you mumbling about?
05:41If I call you a few more times,
05:42and God really gives me the deity devices,
05:44let's see what you will say.
05:45Grandfather.
05:47He gave me the deity devices.
05:49He gave me a baby.
06:01There really is something in his hand.
06:06Isn't this Ka Zha's death?
06:09I want the deity devices.
06:11Why did he give me a broken axe?
06:13Little brother.
06:14You can call grandfather in heaven.
06:17But this axe is too old and broken.
06:20Why don't you just throw it away?
06:23It seems that Lv Jinshan is really poor.
06:26He can't even get the deity devices.
06:29I only have an axe.
06:30Do you want it?
06:31How dare you!
06:32Your broken axe is more powerful than my deity devices.
06:37Who do you think I am?
06:39Do you think you can fool me?
06:41Even though you have the deity devices,
06:43but I have a lot of disciples.
06:46I really can't beat you.
06:48You can't even stand on the ground.
06:49You broken axe.
06:51I won't accept it.
06:53You don't want it?
06:54Then I'll throw it away.
07:04The ground is made of copper, iron, and wood.
07:07It's as hard as steel.
07:09What kind of axe is this?
07:11It can break the floor.
07:13No way.
07:14This is the axe I used a few years ago.
07:18Why is it so powerful?
07:21Grandfather cast a spell on it.
07:24The floor is broken.
07:26Am I going to lose money again?
07:29What kind of axe is this?
07:32Even if he has been practicing for three thousand years,
07:35why can't he make such a deep crack?
07:40Tell me.
07:41This is just an ordinary axe.
07:44It doesn't look special at all.
07:48Is it because the deity devices are not dangerous?
07:51Only the deity devices are so powerful.
07:54Zhao Xianxian,
07:56the item you are holding is a deity device.
08:00Grandfather has a good idea.
08:02There is nothing valuable on the mountain.
08:04He just cast a spell and tricked them.
08:08Since it's a deity device,
08:10can you let us go now?
08:13Let's go, son.
08:16This axe is indeed powerful.
08:19But it's not enough to compensate me for my weakness.
08:25It's not bad, but not enough.
08:28Not enough?
08:30Then I really don't have any.
08:32The broken axe is actually a deity device.
08:34How much more do I have to pay?
08:38Han Yan,
08:40look, the deity device is just a deity device.
08:44You shouldn't refuse to marry him.
08:47So what if it's just a deity device?
08:49It's not enough to compensate for my weakness.
08:51He still can't get out of this door.
08:54If you still can't get the deity device,
08:56I, Xuanyin Sect, will punish you.
09:00Then I'll try again.
09:02I'll beg Grandfather again.
09:04What if Grandfather gives me something that has a spell?
09:08Grandfather, it's not enough.
09:10Keep throwing it.
09:13Grandfather, it's not enough.
09:15Keep throwing it.
09:16Do you really think that God is your relative?
09:18You just yelled and got a broken axe.
09:21Aren't you satisfied?
09:22He's just pretending to be strong.
09:24Why would God give him something?
09:26That axe might be his own.
09:29I didn't bring anything with me.
09:31Grandfather really gave it to me.
09:33No, look.
09:44This is a golden blanket.
09:47Grandfather, I told you to throw something valuable.
09:49What did you throw?
09:51You're going to get me into trouble.
09:53What rotten thing?
09:54You're taking everything from our Xuanyin Sect.
09:56Do you really think that our Xuanyin Sect is a market?
09:59I told you to bring a deity device that has the same value as the Sword of Chaos.
10:02What did you bring?
10:04What are you up to?
10:06I'm not up to anything.
10:07I don't know why he gave me a chicken feather blanket.
10:13This...
10:14This is the chicken I raised.
10:17Grandfather,
10:18I don't think he can bring any deity device.
10:20Why don't you bring his cultivation and talent?
10:25That's exactly what I'm thinking.
10:27Combining his cultivation and talent,
10:29I can break the Heaven's Law and restore the Sword.
10:33If you want to take away my talent and cultivation,
10:35I'll become a fool who protects my father.
10:37No.
10:38This...
10:53This...
10:54This is the Nine Phoenixes.
10:59This is the Nine Phoenixes.
11:01Grandfather,
11:02what is the Nine Phoenixes?
11:04The Nine Phoenixes is the first deity device in the world.
11:08It's equivalent to the existence of the Nine Dragons.
11:11So,
11:12this chicken feather blanket
11:15is a deity device?
11:18It's a worthy deity device.
11:20There are only a few in the three realms,
11:22but it can command the Nine Phoenixes.
11:24In the Heavens,
11:25there are thousands of them.
11:28So,
11:29he's really a deity device
11:31if he can command the Nine Phoenixes?
11:35Yes.
11:37That's great.
11:39God,
11:40whatever you want,
11:41the Heavens will give it to you.
11:43You're a worthy deity.
11:49Nine Phoenixes?
11:51I raised nine chickens.
11:53Are they all phoenixes?
11:55No way.
11:59Son,
12:00you're so happy.
12:02Why aren't you happy?
12:04Right?
12:05Are these two deities
12:06worthy enough to accompany them?
12:08Worthy enough?
12:10There's still a long way to go.
12:12Unless the ten phoenixes
12:15are equal to the deity devices of the Nine Phoenixes,
12:18then it's worthy enough.
12:20With these two,
12:21Boss has used up all his energy.
12:23Ten?
12:24Dream on.
12:26God,
12:27why don't you try again?
12:29If you call out to the Heavens again,
12:31I might give you
12:33a few more deity devices.
12:35Wooden talisman?
12:36Chess board?
12:37Nonsense.
12:38It must be because
12:39I've used the spell
12:40to deceive them.
12:42Since they can't see it,
12:43then I'll throw a few more.
12:49God, wait!
12:51The Heavens
12:52won't drop deity devices for no reason.
12:55I suspect
12:57these deity devices
12:58are yours.
13:00How can they be mine?
13:01I don't have a tree on me.
13:03If you don't believe me,
13:04you can search my body.
13:05With your cultivation,
13:07it's easy for you
13:09to hide a few things
13:10in your body.
13:13That's right.
13:14If it's your own thing,
13:16no matter how powerful it is,
13:17it's still a common thing.
13:19Only if the Heavens give it to you,
13:21then it's a deity device.
13:22Why don't I give it a try?
13:24If he calls out,
13:25then the Heavens will drop a deity device for him.
13:27If I call out,
13:28and the deity device falls down,
13:30then I'll believe you.
13:31If I can't,
13:33then he's just fooling around.
13:37Zhao En,
13:38give it a try.
13:39Do you deserve it?
13:40What did you say?
13:41I'm not inferior to you when it comes to immortality.
13:43I'm more handsome than you
13:44when it comes to appearance.
13:46If the Heavens
13:47really drop deity devices,
13:49you can do it.
13:50Why can't I?
13:51I called out to the Heavens
13:52to drop something for me
13:53because...
13:54Let me explain.
13:55To be honest,
13:56whether the Heavens
13:57really drop deity devices or not,
13:59I'll know when I call out.
14:01Fool.
14:02You're not my grandson.
14:04If you call out,
14:05I won't drop anything for you.
14:08Grandpa.
14:13Do you want to steal my shoes?
14:15It really dropped a deity device.
14:19But...
14:21It's yellow, sticky, and smelly.
14:26What is this?
14:31What is this?
14:34No matter what it is,
14:35if the Heavens drop it for you,
14:37it must be more valuable than this.
14:40The Heavens
14:41really drop things.
14:44Shao Qiao,
14:45take a look.
14:46What deity device did it drop?
14:49Ancestors,
14:50three ancestors,
14:51I'm just starting to learn.
14:52I don't understand what this is.
14:54Why don't you take a look?
14:56That's good.
14:57Shao Qiao,
14:58you're inexperienced.
15:00It's normal for the Heavens
15:02to drop deity devices.
15:04Let us take a look for you.
15:14Son,
15:15can you tell
15:17what is the yellow thing
15:19that the Heavens drop for Gu Shao?
15:23It's yellow, sticky,
15:26and smelly.
15:28Why is it so familiar?
15:30I can't remember where I've seen it before.
15:34Gu Shao
15:45Smelly?
15:48It smells like medicine.
15:50Could it be a new medicine?
15:54It has particles.
15:58Smells like mud.
16:00Could it be
16:01the daughter of the Heavens?
16:08Slippery,
16:09soft,
16:10like a gel that protects your skin.
16:13Ancestors,
16:14each of you said one.
16:16Then,
16:17what is this?
16:19Is there a deity device like that?
16:21You are the Taoists
16:23who have cultivated for thousands of years.
16:25You don't even have this knowledge.
16:27Take a look.
16:28Let me do it.
16:30Here.
16:40Son,
16:41can you tell what it is?
16:43Since it's a gift from the Heavens,
16:45it's definitely not a common thing.
16:47I can't let them know
16:49that I don't know it either.
16:51It's the same as them.
16:52It's called Xueqian.
16:55It's made of eight kinds of wine.
16:58Let me taste it
17:00before I tell you the result.
17:07I remember it now.
17:08This is...
17:11Grandpa,
17:12you are so stubborn.
17:14Let me taste it
17:16before I tell you the result.
17:18Then,
17:19according to the method of the ancestors,
17:22maybe we can also
17:24taste it.
17:26Let's also taste it.
17:28Since the ancestors and the seniors have tasted it,
17:31let me taste it too.
17:32Let's do it together.
17:33Let me taste it too
17:34and see if I can figure out what it is.
17:36If this is really a deity device
17:38or Qiongjiang crystal,
17:40they will know that I don't know it.
17:42Isn't that a big loss?
17:44Let me taste it too.
17:45Wait a minute.
17:50Why are you shouting?
17:52Do you want to eat it too?
17:53Let me tell you.
17:54This is a gift from God.
17:56It's none of your business.
18:02Are you sure this is a good thing?
18:04I don't want to eat it.
18:05I just want to remind you.
18:07It may...
18:08What do you want to remind us?
18:09The ancestors have their own judgment.
18:11Do you still need to remind us about the ancestors?
18:14Maybe the ancestors' judgment is wrong.
18:17How dare you!
18:18The ancestors have been working for 8,000 years.
18:21They have never made a wrong judgment.
18:23What qualifications do you have to judge the ancestors?
18:26You can't judge the ancestors' identity.
18:29Apologize to the ancestors.
18:31I just want to remind you.
18:33It can't be eaten.
18:35It may...
18:36Enough!
18:37I think you're just jealous of us.
18:39This must be a good thing from God.
18:42You can't eat it yourself.
18:43Don't you want us to eat it?
18:45Don't care about him.
18:47Just taste us.
18:54The King's Avatar 2
19:05You guys really eat it.
19:09Look at the ancestor.
19:11Either it's very delicious
19:13or it's very beneficial to our cultivation.
19:16Come on.
19:23The King's Avatar 2
19:34It tastes very dense.
19:37It has a faint durian flavor.
19:40It's so rich in flavor
19:42that it fills the whole mouth and nose.
19:45It's so delicious
19:46that it's full of bitterness and bitterness.
19:50I think this thing is yellow and sticky.
19:54How does it look like?
19:55The one we pull out every day.
19:57The innocent product.
20:01That's right.
20:03I think it looks like
20:04the yellow garbage I pull out every day.
20:08Should I tell them or not?
20:10If I tell them, I must take revenge.
20:12If I don't tell them, I feel bad.
20:15The King's Avatar 2
20:20The King's Avatar 2
20:25Gu Shao, have you tasted it?
20:27What is this?
20:29No matter what it is,
20:30it tastes weird.
20:32It's very bad.
20:33And it's a little bit sticky.
20:36It's a little bit like stuffed enoki mushrooms.
20:39Nonsense.
20:40The five bones in a person's stomach
20:42taste very good.
20:45This taste...
20:46This taste...
20:48It's not a miracle at all.
20:50It's just...
20:51The five bones in a person's stomach.
20:54Lao Li, Lao Chu.
20:56Why does this thing taste so disgusting?
20:59What on earth is this?
21:08This...
21:09Isn't this the five bones in a person's stomach?
21:15The five bones in a person's stomach?
21:17I'm going to die.
21:42It's him.
21:43It's all him.
21:44He...
21:45He deliberately humiliated us.
21:47Lao Zuo.
21:48All three of you.
21:50Please use the power of thunder
21:52to kill him.
21:53It's a threat to our clan.
22:00Why do you want me to die?
22:02I've warned you not to eat it.
22:04But you insisted on eating it.
22:05That's right.
22:06My son said
22:07that thing
22:08can't be eaten.
22:10It really can't be eaten.
22:11But you insisted on eating it.
22:12Who is to blame?
22:13That's right.
22:14This time,
22:15the little immortal
22:16didn't say a word.
22:18That's right.
22:19Then,
22:20the young master of the Xuan Yin Clan
22:22is...
22:24What?
22:26No matter if he has a physical form
22:28or how he looks,
22:29it's all because of him.
22:31He can't escape.
22:33Please use your power
22:34to kill him.
22:35All right.
22:36It's hard to do what everyone wants.
22:38Today,
22:39I'll kill
22:40all the people
22:41of the Xuan Yin Clan.
22:42It's up to you.
22:43No way.
22:47No way.
22:48I came down here
22:49to break off the engagement.
22:50I have to go back to the mountain
22:51to continue cultivating with my grandfather.
22:53Little immortal,
22:54what did you say?
22:55Break off the engagement?
22:57You must be mistaken.
22:59Mr. Yu Jing
23:00told me
23:01that you came down here
23:02to get married.
23:04My grandfather said the opposite.
23:06He did it to encourage me
23:07so that I won't be greedy for the mortal world
23:09and have a clear mind
23:11to cultivate immortality.
23:13Son,
23:14your cultivation
23:16can kill
23:17all the people
23:18of the Xuan Yin Clan.
23:19Why do you want to cultivate immortality?
23:21Right?
23:22You all say that I have a high cultivation level,
23:24but I don't feel it at all.
23:26So, I have to go back to the mountain
23:27to ask my grandfather.
23:29Today,
23:30if I don't keep your cultivation,
23:32self-control
23:33and your life,
23:35I can't go anywhere.
23:36The Xuan Yin Clan
23:37is a big trouble.
23:47If I protect you with my life,
23:51and Qingyun Sect protects you with its strength,
23:53can you still stay?
23:58Qingyun Sect protects you with its strength,
24:00can you still stay?
24:02Qingyun Sect?
24:03Qingyun Sect?
24:05Saintess,
24:06the person I want to kill
24:08has escaped from Qingyun Sect?
24:10That's right.
24:11Today, I come here
24:12according to my master's order
24:14to protect Immortal Zhang Yi
24:15and bring him back to Qingyun Sect
24:17without any hesitation.
24:19I haven't figured out
24:21the mess with the Xuan Yin Clan yet.
24:23Why does Qingyun Sect have to be involved?
24:27Saintess,
24:28do we know each other?
24:30Fairy Yu Jing
24:31knows that you can't escape today,
24:33so she sent a letter to Qingyun Sect
24:35to help you.
24:36It turns out that my grandfather asked you to help me.
24:39My grandfather is powerful.
24:41Even if I'm in trouble,
24:42it's not a big deal.
24:43Little Immortal,
24:44Qingyun Sect
24:45is the first sect
24:47in the Immortal Realm.
24:49The Saintess of Qingyun Sect
24:50can come here in person.
24:51This is your great honor.
24:54Honor?
24:56I, Liu Han Yin, don't like her.
24:58But Qingyun Sect
24:59wants to help you.
25:00Why?
25:03I, Liu Han Yin, don't like her.
25:05But Qingyun Sect
25:06wants to help you.
25:07Why?
25:08Because Zhang Yi
25:09has a great power
25:10that can make Qingyun Sect
25:12close to the Immortal World.
25:14Close to the Immortal World?
25:16Saintess,
25:17are you mistaken?
25:18When did I promise
25:19to visit Qingyun Sect?
25:21You didn't promise,
25:22but Fairy Yu Jing did.
25:24This time, I invited you to Qingyun Sect
25:25to help you
25:27and to ask you for a favor.
25:29Qingyun Sect
25:31is the biggest sect
25:32of Immortal Cultivation.
25:34Why do you ask me for a favor?
25:35Are you kidding?
25:37Saintess,
25:38although the magic shows
25:39that she has great power,
25:40she has never shown it
25:41since the beginning.
25:43It's not certain
25:45whether she has great power.
25:46Are you sure
25:47you want to break the contract
25:48with me for her?
25:50Do you think it's worth it?
25:56Little boy,
25:57don't talk to me like that.
25:59You are not qualified
26:00to talk to me.
26:01Find someone
26:02who is equal to me
26:03in your sect
26:04and talk to me.
26:09How dare you!
26:11She is not qualified to talk to you.
26:13What about me?
26:15Master Xuan Yin,
26:16which sect has the highest position
26:17in Xuan Yin Sect?
26:18Who can compare
26:19with you?
26:21Xuan Yin Sect
26:22is the treasure of the whole sect.
26:24It's sacred and powerful.
26:25It's not like a chaos.
26:26I came back because of this.
26:28I want her to accompany me
26:29to break the contract.
26:30You shouldn't do that.
26:31I should.
26:32It has nothing to do with me
26:33if she breaks the contract.
26:34They forced me
26:35to test my ability
26:36and cultivation.
26:38Even if
26:39we have some responsibilities,
26:41the main responsibility
26:42still lies with you.
26:43Tell me,
26:44if you don't touch her,
26:46can she break the contract?
26:50You are really
26:51full of nonsense.
26:52She has already
26:53lost her power
26:54to both of you.
26:55Why are you still talking about her?
26:56That's enough.
26:58Chaos Sword Cup
26:59is precious.
27:00How can two ordinary objects
27:02compare to you?
27:05Now,
27:06only her full cultivation
27:08and ability
27:09can compensate
27:11my Chaos Sword Cup.
27:13Today,
27:14either repair the Sword Cup
27:16or
27:17she
27:18stays.
27:20You old man,
27:21you really have no good intentions.
27:22If you take away my ability and cultivation,
27:24won't I become
27:25a cripple?
27:27I don't agree.
27:29It's not up to you.
27:30I must take away
27:31Zhang Yi today.
27:32As for the Chaos Sword Cup,
27:33our Qingyun Sect
27:34has a lot of skills.
27:36It's only a matter of time
27:37to repair it.
27:38If she takes her away,
27:40my plan
27:42will be in vain.
27:45I said
27:46I don't agree.
27:50Your Xuanyin Sect
27:51is known as a righteous sect,
27:53but you are all
27:54rascals.
27:55Even if I die today,
27:57I won't agree.
27:58Don't worry, Immortal.
27:59Since Qingyun Sect
28:01can suppress you,
28:02you don't need to use martial arts
28:04to make her surrender.
28:06Surrender?
28:08Ridiculous.
28:10Although Qingyun Sect
28:11is superior to Xuanyin Sect,
28:13I've never
28:15bowed my head.
28:18Qingyun Saintess, right?
28:21Let me tell you.
28:22If you really use martial arts,
28:25you'll be alone.
28:27In my Qingyun Sect,
28:28you won't get any advantage.
28:31Why do you have to do this?
28:32My Qingyun Sect
28:33is in charge of the path
28:34to the Heaven Realm.
28:36Of course,
28:37it also includes your Qingyun Sect.
28:39If I can't get out of this door today,
28:41your Qingyun Sect
28:43will not be alone
28:44in the afterlife.
28:46All the immortals
28:47will be eliminated.
28:48No wonder
28:49the old man is so afraid of Qingyun Sect.
28:51Qingyun Sect
28:52can control the path to the Heaven Realm.
28:54Well...
28:55I'm afraid
28:56he can't stay here today.
28:59We've been cultivating for thousands of years
29:02just to
29:03fight against the immortals
29:04in the Palace of Immortals.
29:07If the path to the Heaven Realm is cut off...
29:14If the path to the Heaven Realm is cut off...
29:18We've been cultivating for thousands of years.
29:21Isn't it meaningless?
29:23If we cultivate for tens of thousands of years,
29:25we'll still be a little immortal.
29:27If we really want to get rid of Qingyun Sect,
29:29even if we absorb his quality
29:31and break the path to the Heaven Realm,
29:33we can only
29:34live in the world of immortals.
29:36I don't know.
29:38How is it, old man?
29:39Have you thought it over?
29:41Do you agree to let us go
29:43or do you want to
29:44take the life of your Mystic Cloud Sect
29:45and bet on it?
29:49Well...
29:50Old man.
29:51If Qingyun Sect
29:52can repair the Chaos Sword Cup,
29:54I think
29:56we should
29:57just
29:58enjoy the view of the vast sky.
30:01Right?
30:06Okay.
30:10Let them go.
30:12Little Immortal, that's great.
30:14Come back to the Liu Family with me.
30:16According to the marriage contract,
30:17you and my daughter
30:19will get married.
30:21Get married?
30:22No way.
30:26They're right.
30:27I can't get married.
30:28I came down the mountain
30:29to cancel the marriage.
30:31It's good to cancel the marriage.
30:33Anyway, the girl from the Liu Family
30:34doesn't want to marry us.
30:36Go back with me.
30:37I'll find you a better one.
30:39What do you mean?
30:41Didn't I say
30:42I can't get married?
30:43Why can't you get married?
30:45I brought you back to Qingyun Sect
30:46to get married with you.
30:48Get married?
30:50My grandfather never told me
30:52that he had an engagement
30:54with Qingyun Sect.
30:55Did you make a mistake?
30:56He didn't have an engagement in advance.
30:57It was set up temporarily.
30:59It's today.
31:00It will take effect immediately.
31:01That's the best.
31:03Anyway, I don't like him.
31:05He joined Qingyun Sect,
31:06and I got married with him.
31:08It's a perfect match.
31:10Liu Hanyan,
31:11although I don't like you,
31:12I have to remind you
31:14that your lover
31:16is not a good person.
31:18You're right.
31:19As far as I know,
31:20this young man
31:21has cheated nine girls
31:22in the name of the engagement
31:24to practice
31:26the cultivation of Yin and Yang.
31:28You're the tenth one.
31:30If you continue to be obsessed with it,
31:32the consequences
31:33will be unimaginable.
31:35Don't talk nonsense.
31:37Master,
31:39he'll help you.
31:40He'll help you.
31:42Yin-picking to nourish the fish?
31:44He did such a bad thing.
31:46You're really a demon.
31:49Episode 20
31:52This old man has been cultivating his skills for ten thousand years.
31:55But he can still compete with the Japanese.
31:57He's still as stubborn as ever.
31:59Did he really
32:01do something evil?
32:04If he is serious,
32:06people will not only
32:09I'm going to be cut off
32:11This Qingyun Saintess said it so indiscriminately
32:15Baozu didn't refute it either
32:17It seems that this is probably true
32:21Are they telling the truth?
32:23You said you were sincere to me
32:25Just to trick me here
32:27Don't worry
32:29Laozu hasn't spoken yet
32:30How can you trust him?
32:32The Qingyun Sect is very good at tracking
32:35Do you want me to find out the whereabouts of those girls?
32:38Do you have a death wish?
32:40If you don't admit it, he will expose you
32:43Admit it, and you will be rewarded
32:48If you don't admit it, he will expose you
32:51Admit it, and you will be rewarded
32:56Nonsense!
32:57This is a slander!
32:59Please leave the Quanyin Sect immediately
33:01Leave!
33:03He didn't say he wouldn't admit it
33:06What does he mean?
33:08You don't need to understand
33:09The Qingyun Sect has already started to collect evidence of the Quanyin Sect
33:12The Quanyin Sect is not far away
33:18Han Yan, did you hear that?
33:20This Gu is not a good person
33:23Why are you still standing there?
33:25Go, go, go, go home with me
33:27Go, go
33:30I have cultivated for tens of thousands of years
33:32To have the status of a deity
33:35I will not be destroyed by the Qingyun Sect
33:38The Qingyun Sect can't compete with me in life and death
33:41Who can defeat me alone?
33:43I can't give birth to a daughter easily
33:45The Qingyun Clan must be eliminated secretly
33:51Little fairy, you can't leave
33:53This is a good opportunity
33:54You can't just leave
33:56Grandpa wants me to go down the mountain
33:58Just to make me break off the engagement
34:00Test my will
34:01Let me be determined to cultivate
34:03Besides, your lady doesn't like me
34:06Why do you have to force her?
34:08It's not sweet to force her
34:11Misunderstanding
34:12Han Yan was deceived before
34:15Now she is willing
34:17If you don't believe me, you can ask her
34:19Han Yan, say something
34:22If you don't say anything, little fairy will leave
34:24She will never come back
34:28I, I am willing
34:31Do you women change faces so quickly?
34:34No
34:35I thought Gu could help our Liu family
34:39Now I know it's you who can help our Liu family
34:44Your Liu family is now prosperous
34:46You don't have to help me
34:47But that saintess
34:48Invite me to save people
34:49Life is important
34:50I have to go
34:51That saintess lied to you
34:54She doesn't need to save people
34:55She just saw your cultivation
34:57She wants to lie to you to marry her
35:00I don't want double cultivation
35:02I want to cultivate
35:04Can you stop making trouble?
35:06No, no, no
35:08Wait until you get married and have children
35:10I won't stop you
35:12You can cultivate anything
35:14You are an old man
35:15If you don't stop, I will
35:17Little fairy is our Liu family's custom
35:20This marriage is made by a thousand people
35:23It can't be destroyed
35:25There is a contract
35:26I must marry
35:28What others can give, I can give
35:30What others can't give, I can give
35:33Don't make trouble
35:35Cultivation can't get married
35:37If you get married, you can't cultivate
35:39It's too late
35:40I have to go
35:42I won't let you go
35:43How about this?
35:44After you cultivate, you can come back and get married
35:48You old man
35:50You still have my son to help you
35:52He cares about your Liu family's face
35:54But you have to know your place, right?
35:57What face?
35:59What self-knowledge?
36:02That girl lied to you
36:04She doesn't need to save people
36:05She saw your cultivation
36:07She wants to lie to you to marry her
36:09How can you say that?
36:11If it wasn't for her
36:12You, me and your father
36:14Can you get out of the Xuanyin Sect?
36:16I believe her
36:18No, I won't let you go
36:20Unless you agree
36:21You don't marry that girl
36:22After you save it, go back to my Liu family immediately
36:25Marry that girl
36:29You can't marry her
36:31My son's marriage
36:32I, as his father, will decide
36:34As for you being my father
36:35I have to go back to the mountain and ask my father to confirm
36:37How can you decide for me?
36:41Whether I'm your father or not
36:42It needs to be confirmed
36:43But your marriage also needs to be confirmed
36:45What Saintess
36:47What Liu Hanyan
36:48We won't marry them all
36:50I found you a good sister
36:53Two daughters marry a husband
36:54Day and night
36:56You are blessed
37:00What are you talking about?
37:01What self-knowledge?
37:03Then I'll make it clear
37:05Cultivation is just an excuse
37:07She doesn't like your daughter at all
37:11She can marry
37:12But she can't marry
37:14A bad old man
37:16I don't believe it
37:17My daughter is beautiful and beautiful
37:20I can't look down on my daughter
37:22I don't listen to you
37:24I want to listen to the little fairy
37:26What are you doing?
37:28Where are you going?
37:30My son is kind
37:31He cares about your face
37:33I tell you
37:34I'm not kind
37:36I'm fierce
37:37What I said is what he wants to say
37:40You come back
37:41I'll throw you
37:42I won't forgive you
37:44You two stop fighting
37:47You two stop fighting
37:55Come on
37:56Little fairy
37:57Son
38:04Why did this girl ask me to come to this palace?
38:07Weird
38:10It smells good
38:12High Immortal
38:17Saintess
38:19Didn't you ask me to save you?
38:21Where is the land of Qingyunmen?
38:23Why didn't I see it?
38:25Did you see it like this?
38:32Saintess
38:33What are you kidding?
38:35How can you need help like this?
38:37High Immortal
38:39Come on
38:40Men and women can't talk clearly
38:41We can't be so close
38:47High Immortal has long expected
38:49The marriage between you and the Liu family
38:51Will not succeed
38:52So I betrothed you to me
38:54We will be a family in the future
38:56What else can't men and women talk about?
38:59Yujinshan doesn't want me
39:02After you and I are married
39:04Yujinshan and Qingyunmen are one family
39:06You can go wherever you want
39:11Saintess
39:12I'm not such a person
39:14Are you not beautiful enough?
39:16Or I'm not as good as the Liu family
39:19Let you fall in love
39:20No
39:21Grandpa said
39:22A person who cultivates immortality cannot break the body of a child
39:24If you break your body, you can't cultivate immortality
39:27It's not that I don't fall in love with you
39:29It's
39:30I can't fall in love
39:34Cultivate immortality?
39:35But your cultivation is already in the state of a god
39:39You don't need to cultivate immortality
39:40Why do you all say that I am a great cultivator?
39:42But I can't feel it at all
39:44I even feel
39:45I'm not even an ordinary person
39:47In the context of your Da Luo Sheng Jing
39:49You only need to fly up to the 33rd heaven
39:51Then you can cultivate immortality
39:53Haven't you tried it?
39:54Fly up?
39:55How is that possible?
39:57I have been to heaven once
39:59But it was rolled up by the great immortal's qi
40:02Then I fell
40:03If it weren't for my grandfather to catch me with his life
40:05I would have fallen to death
40:07It's impossible
40:08Mr. Yujin said it himself
40:10You are the cultivation of Da Luo Sheng Jing
40:12It's impossible for you to fall to death
40:13Grandfather said it himself?
40:15How come what grandfather said to him
40:17Is different from what he said to me?
40:19It doesn't look like he's pretending to be stupid
40:22He and Yujin
40:24There must be someone lying
40:25Could it be that grandfather lied to me?
40:28Or this Qingyun Saintess has never seen grandfather
40:30She's bluffing
40:32It doesn't make sense
40:34No, I have to try
40:36In case Yujin is lying
40:38I can't give myself to a loser
40:44No, I have to go back to Yujin Mountain
40:46And ask grandfather
40:47Saintess, I'm leaving
40:48I'll visit you another day
40:49No, no, no
40:50You've come to my Qingyun Sect
40:51How can you leave without drinking wine?
40:53Here, have a glass of wine
40:55And then leave
40:56Here
41:07I don't know how to drink
41:08Grandfather said wine is harmful
41:10If you get drunk, it's easy to make mistakes
41:11You can't control yourself
41:12This isn't wine
41:13This is the starry sky
41:15It's bestowed by the heavens
41:16If you don't drink it
41:17It means you look down on me
41:18I won't let you leave
41:20Okay, then I'll drink this
41:26This is a rare wine
41:27It's not as good as ordinary wine
41:28Under the cultivation of the land god
41:30Drink a cup of this
41:32It has been aged for a thousand years
41:35Let me see
41:36What changes do you have after drinking it?
41:41Although the taste is strange
41:42But it's not bad
41:44Saintess
41:45Do you feel any changes in your body?
41:47For example
41:48Do you feel any pain?
41:51What?
41:52Pain?
41:53What pain?
41:54How can drinking wine hurt?
41:56There's no change
41:57That's right
41:58The moon god said
41:59His cultivation is not the same as before
42:01It's a little strange
42:02Men and women can't get along
42:03Why are you still doing it?
42:04There's no girl yet
42:06You're rubbing my face
42:07Let him drink another cup
42:08Under the cultivation of the land god
42:10Two cups of starry sky
42:11It has been aged for a thousand years
42:12The face is reversed
42:14The face is the same
42:15Let me see
42:16His cultivation is compared to the land god
42:18Which one is higher?
42:19Which one is lower?
42:20I drank this wine
42:21Can I go now?
42:22No
42:23Let's go
42:24Let's drink another cup
42:25Now that we're here
42:26How can I leave after drinking one cup?
42:28This is not our way of hospitality
42:30Still drinking?
42:31What kind of hospitality is this?
42:33It's a good thing
42:35Besides
42:36I didn't bring wine to others in person
42:38If you don't drink
42:39I won't let it go
42:41Saintess
42:42Aren't you making it difficult for me?
42:45OK
42:46The last cup
42:47I'll leave after drinking
42:54Headache?
42:59Still no change
43:01Could it be that his cultivation is above the land god?
43:04This wine
43:05There's something
43:07Saintess
43:08I finished drinking
43:09I should go now
43:10No
43:11The god is good at drinking
43:13Now that you've finished these two cups
43:14Let's drink another cup
43:16What?
43:17Still drinking?
43:21Still drinking?
43:22Saintess
43:23I can't drink anymore
43:24I'm already dizzy
43:25If I keep drinking, I'll get drunk
43:26I won't be able to go back to Mount Yujin
43:28Cut the crap
43:29Let's drink
43:35The third cup
43:38My teeth hurt
43:45What are you doing?
43:46You forced me to drink
43:47And bit my hand
43:48Are you saints of the Qingyi Sect
43:50So barbaric?
43:51Tian Dao Mirror
43:52You are indeed the god of Tian Dao Mirror
43:54Even though it's not obvious
43:55I'm saved
43:57Tian Dao Mirror
43:58What do you mean you're saved?
43:59To be honest
44:00I was originally a little dragon in the mountains
44:02I was reincarnated as a human by a fairy
44:03I became a saint by entering the fairy school
44:05I've been practicing for 3,000 years
44:07If there weren't a fairy in the Great Luosheng Mirror
44:08To nourish my power
44:09I would have been reincarnated as a human
44:11And become a fairy again
44:12Now you're the only one who can save me
44:14Little dragon
44:16Snake
44:17What?
44:18Save you?
44:22Snake
44:25You can't drink it
44:30The water of Qingyi Sect
44:32Why does it taste weird?
44:34Give it to me
44:35I want another sip
44:36No
44:37It's too late
44:38Even though I'm the god of Tian Dao Mirror
44:40I can only repeat the prophecy 300 times
44:42If I drink more
44:43My power will explode
44:44My bones will crack
44:45Even if I'm a Taoist
44:46I won't be able to save you
44:47Snake
44:48Snake
44:50There's a fire burning in my body
45:00It's over
45:01The new Ye Cheng Jiao
45:02Has already started to emit in the iron
45:04The only god who can save me
45:05Is the demon
45:11It's comfortable
45:12God
45:13Do you feel like
45:14There's a crack in your body
45:16Like your internal organs are burning
45:18No
45:19I'm very comfortable now
45:20That's impossible
45:21The only god of Tian Dao Mirror
45:22Who can only drink 3 cups of wine
45:24He can't help himself
45:26He drank a whole pot of wine
45:28How can he be fine?
45:36What are you doing?
45:38It's itchy
45:39The new Ye Cheng Jiao
45:40Has no effect on his body
45:42He's completely suppressed by his power
45:45The only one who can do this
45:47Is the one who has completely surpassed the Tian Dao Mirror
45:49Completely surpassed the Taoist
45:51He is the first person to be able to see the fairy
45:53What are you talking about?
45:55What do you mean by the first person to see the fairy?
45:57Are you talking about me?
45:59That's right
46:00It's you
46:01Now I finally know
46:03Why the fairy Yu Jing
46:05Wanted to deceive you
46:06Your expression is serious
46:08You said it very seriously
46:09I almost believed it
46:12I've finished my wine
46:14Now I want to leave
46:16You can't stop me
46:18High Immortal
46:20You are my only way to save you
46:22I know you want to leave
46:24But even if you want to leave
46:25I beg you to save me before you leave
46:29If you are injured
46:31I can still cure you
46:32But
46:33You don't even know where the root of your illness is
46:36How can I cure you?
46:37Ordinary methods
46:38Are completely useless to me
46:39I can only save my life
46:41By cultivating with you
46:42High Immortal
46:43Are you willing to?
46:44You
46:45Me
46:47Both hands
46:49No, no
46:50There must be another way
46:52Let me think
46:53After tonight
46:54I'm going to wake up
46:56I know you have another way
46:57But I really can't wait
47:03It's you
47:04If you want to find a way, then find a way
47:06Why are you taking off my clothes?
47:08Didn't you say you were hot?
47:10I'll help you cool down
47:12But how do I feel
47:14You are so close to me
47:17I'm even hotter
47:20Our Qing Yun Sect
47:21Has a special secret method
47:22Specialized in cooling
47:24It won't be hot in a while
47:25Let me help you
47:27If you want to pass the bow, then pass the bow
47:29Why are you on the bed?
47:31Can't you do it on the ground?
47:33How cold is it on the ground?
47:34Come
47:35Go to bed with me
47:36Let me give you a taste
47:38It's called a snake's blessing
47:55I said I don't want to drink
47:56I don't want to drink
47:57Look
47:58Something must have happened
48:04What?
48:05Are you jealous of my virginity?
48:07It's all thanks to you
48:08Even if you want me to be your man
48:10You should have gotten my consent
48:11When I was sober
48:13At that...
48:15Now
48:16My marriage hasn't been canceled
48:18If Liu family tells my grandpa
48:20Then my grandpa
48:21Will break my legs
48:22It's not that simple
48:24I'll go to Liu family right now
48:25To get the marriage certificate
48:26And destroy it
48:27Then it will be fine
48:28Destroy the marriage certificate?
48:29What about the reputation?
48:31I just lost my virginity
48:32And destroyed my marriage
48:33I'm going to be a god in the future
48:35If I go to heaven
48:37How can my peers laugh at me?
48:42Don't be afraid
48:43I'm the best fairy in the world
48:45Qingyun sect will support you
48:47No one will laugh at you
48:48What Qingyun sect will support me?
48:51I haven't decided
48:52To be your Qingyun sect's son-in-law
48:54What?
48:55You took advantage of me
48:56And now you want to be
48:57A scumbag?
48:59Sister
49:00Who took advantage of who?
49:02I said I want to go
49:03You don't let me go
49:04I said I don't drink
49:05You force me to drink
49:06I said I don't take off my clothes
49:07And you give me a golden bow
49:08Now you say I'm a scumbag?
49:10I won't be a scumbag anyway
49:12If you think the responsibility is on me
49:15Then I
49:16Will definitely be responsible for you
49:18Stop it
49:20What responsibility?
49:22I'm still young
49:23Young?
49:25I don't want it
49:27Stop it
49:29I just want to go back
49:30And report to grandpa
49:31And report to grandpa
49:32And ask him why he lied to me
49:34You can go back
49:35But you have to promise me
49:37That you will break off with Liu family
49:39After you go back and ask your grandpa
49:40Come to Qingyun sect and marry me
49:42Aren't you forcing me?
49:44I hate it when people force me to do things
49:45No
49:46Absolutely no
49:47Fine
49:48If you don't promise me
49:49I won't allow you to leave this house
49:51Didn't you say
49:52I have high cultivation?
49:53But if I really want to leave
49:55Can you stop me?
49:56Fine
49:57I can't stop you
49:58But
49:59As long as I scream
50:00The whole Qingyun sect
50:01Will know what you have done to me
50:06She is the Saintess of Qingyun sect
50:08She won't
50:09Ignore her own reputation
50:11How is it?
50:12Have you thought about it?
50:13Do you have to leave?
50:15Or stay?
50:16I don't believe
50:17A Saintess
50:18Will have her own reputation
50:21Somebody
50:22There is a pervert
50:23There is a pervert in my room
50:24Somebody
50:26It's you
50:27Don't shout
50:28You don't want your reputation
50:29I want my reputation
50:30Who are you?
50:31Have you thought about it?
50:33Returning to Liu family
50:34Then see your grandfather
50:35Go back to Qingyun sect
50:36And marry me
50:37How can you be sure
50:38Even if I promise you now
50:39I will come back
50:40After I leave this sect
50:41Fine
50:42I knew you would say that
50:43So
50:44I have prepared the marriage contract in advance
50:46You have to sign it
50:49Then you can leave
50:51After you leave
50:52I'm not afraid of you running away
50:53Because even if you run away
50:54I will take this marriage contract
50:55To Yuqing Mountain to find your grandfather
50:56You are not afraid of me
50:57You should be afraid of your grandfather
50:59So I have prepared
51:01Every subject in advance
51:03How many men in the world
51:05Want to propose to me
51:06But I refused them all
51:07What?
51:08Is it a loss
51:09To be a Saintess?
51:10I only give you two choices
51:11One
51:12Sign the marriage contract
51:13Two
51:14I will keep shouting
51:15Catch you
51:19But marriage
51:20This is the only time in my life
51:22You have to let me think about it
51:23I won't give you time to think
51:25A man's mouth is a liar
51:26The time I give you to think
51:27You turn around and regret it
51:29I will count to three
51:31Three
51:32You have to let me go up the mountain
51:33To report to my grandfather
51:34To hear his opinion
51:36Two
51:37How about you wait for me
51:38To break up with Liu
51:39Then he will agree
51:40One, help
51:41I will sign
51:43I will sign
51:56Three
51:59Okay
52:00You can go now
52:02No matter where you go
52:03You are my son-in-law
52:06How can I explain to my grandfather
52:08And
52:09If that person is really my father
52:11What should I do?
52:13By the way
52:14I forgot to tell you
52:15The residence of my Saintess
52:17Is exclusive
52:18No one else can come in
52:20So no one else can hear
52:21When the bell rings
52:23Are you kidding me?
52:24Yes, I am
52:30I'm finally back
52:31My grandfather lied to me
52:33This time I must ask clearly
52:35Why did my grandfather lie to me?
52:38Now
52:40This little rabbit
52:42Should already be
52:43The son-in-law of Qingyunmen
52:47This family business
52:49Will not come back
52:50To bother me
52:53Ungrateful
52:55Grandfather
52:56Grandfather
52:58What?
52:59Little rabbit is back again?