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00:00:00No big deal, Kelsey.
00:00:10You just might be carrying Ben Lawson's baby.
00:00:13Yeah, I'm out of here.
00:00:17Kelsey!
00:00:18Come on!
00:00:19We haven't been to a real party in a week.
00:00:20These guys are gross.
00:00:21So?
00:00:22You're not here to meet the love of your life.
00:00:23Just the love of your night.
00:00:24Yeah.
00:00:25Oh my god.
00:00:41Ben Lawson?
00:00:43Claremore College's resident party boy?
00:00:45Fuck boy.
00:00:46Whatever you want to call him.
00:00:47Good for a good time, not a long time.
00:00:50Makes up for it by being extremely hot.
00:00:57Way to go, loser.
00:01:00Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
00:01:02Good thing I wasn't wearing a shirt, right?
00:01:07Ben, you're soaked.
00:01:09And that's Skye.
00:01:10Ben's on again, mostly off again ex.
00:01:13Let me help.
00:01:20Ha! I'm gonna go dry off, it's fine.
00:01:23I didn't know we were having a wet t-shirt contest.
00:01:26Not that you'd win anyway.
00:01:28Actually, it's not a contest.
00:01:32Come with me, let's get you some dry clothes.
00:01:36Who was that girl?
00:01:38She's in my classes.
00:01:40Major weirdo.
00:01:42Well, Ben seems pretty into her.
00:01:46Weird.
00:01:46She's definitely gonna be a bit big on you.
00:01:49Kelsey.
00:01:57Have we met before, Kelsey?
00:02:00Probably not.
00:02:01I mean, I've never actually been to a frat party before.
00:02:10Okay, you can turn around.
00:02:16Well, I'm so glad we met.
00:02:18Because I happen to be an expert at frat party.
00:02:48Sorry, it's kind of like, it's kind of like a mess.
00:03:16It's cool.
00:03:16You're into fashion, I like it.
00:03:19But what is that?
00:03:26Those are my grandma's rules.
00:03:29She's actually like the one who got me into Claremore.
00:03:33And she's kind of, um, strict.
00:03:40But um, I've decided to stop caring what she thinks of me, so.
00:03:45How's that going for you so far?
00:03:47I don't know, I kind of like breaking the rules.
00:03:50Me too.
00:04:03Wait, I've never done a one night stand before.
00:04:07This is a one night stand?
00:04:09I mean, you are like the king of hookups.
00:04:13I have been told I happen to be very, very good at hookups.
00:04:31That really happened.
00:04:42Oh, man, it's over.
00:04:51He's gone.
00:04:52And I'll probably never see him again.
00:05:12Well, so much for that.
00:05:20Now the hard part.
00:05:21How do I tell Ben Lawson that he is having a baby?
00:05:25Can't you just text him?
00:05:28Yeah, I don't really think he wants me to text him.
00:05:31Or talk to him, for that matter.
00:05:34Ever again.
00:05:43Oh, Sir Ben, back from another noble conquest, I presume.
00:05:57Bro, don't call it that.
00:05:58And why not, good sir?
00:06:00Didst thou not ravish thine lady?
00:06:03No, I mean, yeah, but I don't know, man.
00:06:06I kind of felt like more than that this time.
00:06:08Dude, you can't be serious.
00:06:13All right, rule one, never leave a fellow single behind.
00:06:20Rule two, say yes to trouble.
00:06:24And rule three, don't catch feelings.
00:06:28Yeah.
00:06:34Dude.
00:06:36Dude, it's for your own good.
00:06:37Dude, what are you doing?
00:06:43Hunter, bro.
00:06:46Match after match.
00:06:48What are you doing?
00:06:48Knock it off.
00:06:50Give it back.
00:06:51I told you, bro, plenty of fish in the sea.
00:06:56I'm sure there's an explanation for it.
00:06:58Ben was totally smitten with you.
00:07:06Okay, don't freak out.
00:07:08I just matched with Ben.
00:07:13I just matched with Ben.
00:07:17Wow, you know what?
00:07:19I knew he was a player, but this is like next level.
00:07:22It hasn't even been an hour since he left.
00:07:27Mary.
00:07:30Right, sorry.
00:07:32I'm matching with him right now.
00:07:42Oh, my God.
00:07:43Wait, that asshole just texted me.
00:07:45Sorry about earlier.
00:07:46I had fun last night.
00:07:48Would love to hang out again sometime with a smiley face emoji.
00:07:53What?
00:07:54A player?
00:07:55Maybe he means it.
00:07:57Yeah, right.
00:07:57Do you really think he means it if he's messing around on the apps?
00:08:00Maybe he matched me by mistake.
00:08:03Or maybe you're not exclusive.
00:08:07So, you don't think it's gross to sleep with someone, leave,
00:08:12match with their best friend on some app,
00:08:14and then pretend that he wants to hang out with her again?
00:08:19Yes.
00:08:22No?
00:08:25Wait, can you repeat the question?
00:08:28This is super confusing.
00:08:30This is super confusing.
00:08:37No, you're right.
00:08:37You should stick to what you're good at, hooking up.
00:08:40That's all it ever was, and that's all it ever will be.
00:08:43Have a nice life.
00:09:00Goodbye.
00:09:10What does that mean?
00:09:12Why won't it send?
00:09:14I think it means your baby daddy blocked you.
00:09:19I think it means your baby daddy blocked you.
00:09:22What the hell?
00:09:25What do I do now?
00:09:27Gotta do it the old-fashioned way.
00:09:28Stalk him until you can confront him IRL.
00:09:58That's sick.
00:10:22Why can't I stop puking?
00:10:25Because you're super pregnant, girl.
00:10:29I can't take this anymore.
00:10:39Ben Lawson!
00:10:40Why do you keep avoiding me?
00:10:50No, it's not avoiding someone if they text you to have a nice life.
00:10:53Okay, well, I'm sorry about that, but...
00:10:54I thought it was just a one-night stand.
00:10:56You were.
00:10:57Yeah, that's what people do after a one-night stand.
00:10:59They don't talk to each other anymore.
00:11:02Ben!
00:11:03Shh!
00:11:20Political and economic shifts.
00:11:22I'm really pregnant.
00:11:29MC Ben Benny Boy Lawson.
00:11:33Hunter definitely made this.
00:11:35Who?
00:11:36The guy that I met the night you and Ben...
00:11:39You know.
00:11:41We've actually been hanging out more and I think...
00:11:43Okay, look, you're missing the point, okay?
00:11:45I mean, this is finally my chance to confront Ben.
00:11:48So you're gonna go?
00:11:50I mean...
00:11:52If I can find something to wear.
00:11:53I mean, my clothes haven't really been fitting recently.
00:11:55Like, if you don't...
00:11:59I'm sorry to interrupt, ladies.
00:12:00But I just wanted to let you know that tonight's party is actually a toga party.
00:12:06That doesn't say it on there.
00:12:09Hunter didn't know how to spell toga, so he just left it off.
00:12:13Maybe I should stop hooking up with him.
00:12:16He really is dumb.
00:12:17So you're not going?
00:12:21Okay.
00:12:23Thanks, guy.
00:12:24That was actually really nice of you, for once.
00:12:27Don't mention it.
00:12:41This isn't a toga party, is it?
00:12:43What's a toga?
00:12:48Okay, I'm gonna be sick.
00:12:51I'm sorry.
00:12:53Benny?
00:12:54Where have you been?
00:13:00Everyone at the party wants you.
00:13:02Especially me.
00:13:04Scott, I already told you.
00:13:06I don't think we should be together.
00:13:08What about just for tonight?
00:13:11I'm tired of your mind games.
00:13:13You're always planning something.
00:13:14Right now, I'm just planning on kissing you.
00:13:21Now I'm really going to be sick.
00:13:37Kelsey!
00:13:49Kelsey!
00:13:50Wait!
00:13:52Wow!
00:13:53Ditching me for that loser?
00:13:55It's like you have feelings for him.
00:13:57You know what, Skye?
00:13:58Maybe I do.
00:14:03So?
00:14:05Did you tell him?
00:14:07You know, in hindsight, telling someone you're pregnant at a fraternity party?
00:14:10Not such a great idea.
00:14:13You can't keep putting this off, Kelsey.
00:14:16You know, maybe I shouldn't even tell him at all.
00:14:19I mean, it's not like Ben Lawson is going to want to settle down and play house.
00:14:25No.
00:14:26You know, if it's up to me, Ben is never going to know about this.
00:14:31Maybe?
00:14:32I don't know about this.
00:14:33It's too good.
00:14:38I can't believe you talked me into this.
00:14:41I need a drink.
00:14:42Okay, it's only a matter of time until you start, you know, showing.
00:14:46This could be our last hurrah.
00:14:49Yeah, more like your last hurrah.
00:14:51But whatever.
00:14:54Ooh, I'm gonna go check out this night.
00:15:00Kelsey!
00:15:01Where's your drink?
00:15:02You can't be caught empty-handed on senior night.
00:15:06No, I'm okay, Skye.
00:15:08No!
00:15:09Here!
00:15:09I insist.
00:15:12Yeah, I'm really not in the mood.
00:15:13Come on, it's just one beer.
00:15:16It can't hurt, right?
00:15:18No, Skye.
00:15:25Yo!
00:15:27What's going on?
00:15:28Yeah, Kelsey, why don't you tell Ben what's going on?
00:15:32Knock it off, Skye.
00:15:33She doesn't have to drink if she doesn't want to.
00:15:35Yeah, you're right.
00:15:37That would probably be bad for the baby.
00:15:42Baby?
00:15:44What baby?
00:15:48Oh.
00:15:49Kelsey, what baby?
00:15:51Come on.
00:15:54Wow, awkward.
00:15:56Yeah, for you.
00:15:57Why would you do that to her?
00:15:59You really are a heartless bitch.
00:16:01But...
00:16:02I don't want to see you around Kelsey.
00:16:04Or me.
00:16:05Ever.
00:16:08Looks like your days partying at Sigma House are over.
00:16:10Come here, I just want to be alone right now, okay?
00:16:22Please.
00:16:31It's the baby mind.
00:16:33Kelsey, it's the baby mind.
00:16:34Kelsey!
00:16:35Would it matter if it was?
00:16:37Would it matter if it was?
00:16:39Of course it would matter if it was mine.
00:16:41Because you're...
00:16:44I'm what?
00:16:45You.
00:16:46You're Ben Lawson.
00:16:47You're like the king of hookups, the prince of partying, the sultan of sex.
00:16:51Sultan of sex?
00:16:52Yeah, and I'm just...
00:16:54I'm me.
00:16:56I don't do one-night stands.
00:16:58You do.
00:16:58With you, and only you, so...
00:17:02Yeah, the baby's yours, Ben.
00:17:04Look, I don't sleep around, okay?
00:17:06And when I do, the one time that I do, I don't pretend that it doesn't mean anything.
00:17:12Hold on.
00:17:13I never said that.
00:17:15You said that.
00:17:16You literally matched with my best friend on some dating app as soon as you left here,
00:17:20and you're still messing around with Skye.
00:17:22Not on any apps.
00:17:23And about Skye...
00:17:24Look, Ben, it doesn't even matter.
00:17:25You can do whatever it is that you want to do, okay?
00:17:28But I'm keeping this baby in my heart.
00:17:30Whatever it is that you want to do, okay?
00:17:32But I'm keeping this baby whether you like it or not.
00:17:36I mean, my mom was a single mom, and I turned out fine.
00:17:40I mean, I'm 21 and pregnant, like, super broke, but I'm fine.
00:17:44I want to be a part of this baby's life.
00:17:45Look, I know you...
00:17:47Wait, you do?
00:17:50Yes, more than anything.
00:17:53My mom was alone.
00:17:54My dad was never around.
00:17:57I promised myself that if I ever had kids, I'd do anything.
00:18:01Well, what about Sigma and all of your friends and Skye?
00:18:06I don't care about that anymore.
00:18:08You know, someone wise recently inspired me to stop thinking about what everyone thinks,
00:18:15just live my life for myself.
00:18:18I know what it's like to go through life alone.
00:18:23All in goes.
00:18:25Good luck.
00:18:31Just...
00:18:38Grandma?
00:18:39I know your little secret.
00:18:44I know your little secret.
00:18:48You broke one of my rules, Kelsey Barrington.
00:18:52I don't know what you're talking about.
00:18:54I think you do.
00:18:56I want you in my office first thing tomorrow morning.
00:19:00Okay.
00:19:02Wow, she just hung up on me.
00:19:04Who was that?
00:19:06That was my grandma.
00:19:09The one who made the rules.
00:19:11The whole reason the rules exist is because my mom got pregnant with me in college
00:19:19and she had to drop out and raise me all by herself.
00:19:23Alone.
00:19:25My grandma didn't want that to happen to me, so now it has.
00:19:31But you're not alone.
00:19:34I'm right here.
00:19:36You're not here for me.
00:19:37We're not together.
00:19:41Remember how you said how hard it is to go through life alone?
00:19:45Yeah.
00:19:47Ben Lawson, I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:19:55Well, like my fake boyfriend.
00:19:57What?
00:19:59Okay, look, my grandma might know about the baby, but she doesn't know about you or us.
00:20:03And if she thinks that we are in a responsible and committed relationship,
00:20:07she just might let me stay in school, graduate, or, you know, like, live.
00:20:14Okay, but a fake relationship?
00:20:17Okay, well, I wouldn't expect you to actually date me.
00:20:19You can still go off and sleep around, do whatever you want to do.
00:20:27Okay?
00:20:29But, I mean, if Skye thought we were dating, then she might leave you alone.
00:20:33I mean, if that's what you want.
00:20:35Okay.
00:20:37Hear me out.
00:20:40Or we could, I don't know, actually date.
00:20:45You know, like, make this work for the baby.
00:20:50I don't want to be your pity girlfriend, Ben.
00:20:53Look, I don't want to be Skye or another one of your fangirls.
00:20:59I just want to survive senior year.
00:21:04So, what do you say?
00:21:12Okay, let's do this.
00:21:16But shouldn't we get to know each other a little bit better?
00:21:19Just so people don't get suspicious.
00:21:21I like your thinking, Morrison.
00:21:30Welcome to Ben and Kelsey 101.
00:21:38All right, time to hit the books.
00:21:41Okay, what is my dog's name?
00:21:45Sir Fluffington, no, wait.
00:21:48Wrong, Sir Douglas McFluffington.
00:21:52Okay, okay, what's the name of my cat?
00:21:55Easy, Hannah.
00:21:58And what kind of crazy person has a human name on a pet name?
00:22:03Okay, so, what's the name of my cat?
00:22:06And what kind of crazy person has a human name on a pet name?
00:22:10Okay, because Sir Douglas Fluffington the third is so much better.
00:22:16Okay, what do I want to be when I grow up?
00:22:20Another easy one.
00:22:21You want to be a fashion designer.
00:22:23I hate to break it to you, but you are a grown-up.
00:22:26You're having a kid soon.
00:22:30What do you want to be when you grow up?
00:22:32I am also having a kid soon.
00:22:35It's kind of funny how that works.
00:22:36No, like, what do you want to be when you grow up?
00:22:41I don't know, actually.
00:22:44Wait, so you're a senior in college and you haven't thought about the future?
00:22:52Honestly, I didn't think I was going to make it this far.
00:22:56I was never really good at school and...
00:23:00Wait, a dad.
00:23:04I've always wanted to be a dad.
00:23:07Looks like my dreams are coming true.
00:23:12Okay, the most important question.
00:23:17Where did we meet?
00:23:18A frat party?
00:23:20No, not IRL.
00:23:21Like, our backstory.
00:23:23Our fake backstory.
00:23:24I was walking Sir Douglas McFluffington the sixth at the park.
00:23:28There's a sixth one?
00:23:29Fake backstory, remember?
00:23:31Keep up, Kelsey.
00:23:32Sorry.
00:23:43Crap!
00:23:45What's wrong?
00:23:49What's wrong?
00:23:50Is it the baby?
00:23:51No, I'm late for my meeting with my grandma.
00:23:54No, Ben, that's really cute.
00:23:55You know, the modesty thing and everything.
00:23:57But, I mean, we've slept together and we're kind of having a baby.
00:24:00So, I mean, there's kind of no need.
00:24:03Yeah.
00:24:15What?
00:24:17Oh, shit.
00:24:19I didn't bring a change of clothes.
00:24:20I didn't think I was gonna spend the night.
00:24:22Yeah.
00:24:23All right, well, I'm gonna go home and change.
00:24:24I'll catch up with you later.
00:24:28You will?
00:24:29Yeah, what kind of fake boyfriend do you think I am?
00:24:31Or you could come with me to my meeting with my grandma.
00:24:34I mean, that's what a real fake boyfriend would do.
00:24:38Okay, yeah.
00:24:40But you should, um, put a shirt on.
00:24:46Right.
00:24:52Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:24:55You're meeting your grandma here?
00:24:58Yeah, yeah, she works here.
00:25:00Your grandmother is Dean Barrington?
00:25:03The head of the entire school?
00:25:05Duh.
00:25:06You didn't think to tell me that after we studied each other's entire lives last night?
00:25:10Ben, you know my last name.
00:25:12And I told you that my grandma works for Claremore.
00:25:14Yeah, that could literally mean anything.
00:25:16I can't believe you didn't put two and two together.
00:25:22Okay, I'm really late.
00:25:23Are you coming?
00:25:27I'm sure you know why I called you in today.
00:25:37Well, grandma, I...
00:25:41Sorry, I'm late.
00:25:45And who in God's green earth is this?
00:25:48Well, grandma, this is...
00:25:50I am Kelsey's boyfriend, Ben.
00:25:57I've heard so many nice things about you.
00:26:01So good to meet you.
00:26:02Have you?
00:26:03Of course.
00:26:06I know who you are, Mr. Lawson.
00:26:08Academic probation, suspension.
00:26:12Yeah, that incident at the Sigma house with the hamster.
00:26:16Total misunderstanding.
00:26:18You might know, Dean Barrington, that my grades this last semester
00:26:21actually earned me the title of most improved on the academic honor roll.
00:26:26That may be, but the question still remains.
00:26:30Why is he here?
00:26:32Well, grandma, whatever you have to tell me, you can say in front of Ben.
00:26:38Yeah, very well.
00:26:41Kelsey, as you know, I must hold you to the highest academic
00:26:46and professional standards because you represent me.
00:26:51And thus, Claremore College.
00:26:55Lest you forget, I helped you get into Claremore.
00:26:59I know I'm strict with you, but according to this video,
00:27:05you've broken one of my cardinal rules.
00:27:12Uh, I can actually explain what's going on in that video for you.
00:27:17Ooh, that's cold.
00:27:19Hashtag justice for beer girl.
00:27:21Now, who would waste a perfectly good beer like that?
00:27:26Hashtag how does Liang talk?
00:27:29If it were me, I'd be suing the girl who put beer on my designer dress.
00:27:33Even if it was last season.
00:27:36Rule number two, stay out of trouble.
00:27:39Does this look like you're staying out of trouble?
00:27:44So she doesn't know that I'm pregnant.
00:27:47Well, young lady, that's actually my ex-girlfriend in that video.
00:27:52And I told her to stay away from Kelsey, but she never listens.
00:27:56Everything you saw in that video is all my fault.
00:27:59That may be, but Kelsey knows better than to get involved with drama like this.
00:28:05If you don't clean up your act, I will not be able to let you take part
00:28:11in the senior fashion show.
00:28:16Grandma, the whole reason that I wanted to go to Claremont was for the fashion show.
00:28:21I mean, it could completely make or break my career.
00:28:23Marissa Liang from House of Liang is going to be there.
00:28:26And you know, it's my dream to work for her.
00:28:28I cannot allow anything that would tarnish the reputation of this university and mine.
00:28:36Rules are rules.
00:28:39Don't break them and this won't be an issue.
00:28:47Thank you, Dean Barrington, it was so good to meet you.
00:28:51Actually, Mr. Lawson, why don't you stay behind and we'll have a little chat.
00:28:58Kelsey, please close the door behind you.
00:29:08Oh, crap.
00:29:09What if he slips up and tells her about the baby?
00:29:14So let's cut to the chase, shall we, Mr. Lawson?
00:29:17What are your intentions with my granddaughter?
00:29:20I'm not really sure what you mean.
00:29:21Well, I hope you're not dating her for her money.
00:29:24She doesn't have any.
00:29:26Her mother was disowned from the Barrington family fortune years ago.
00:29:32Kelsey is here on a financial aid provided by my office.
00:29:38Hence, the need for her to apply the rules.
00:29:41I can assure you I was completely unaware of any family fortune.
00:29:46My sources tell me that you can date and have nearly every girl in this school.
00:29:52So why my granddaughter?
00:29:55With all due respect, Dean Barrington, are you being serious?
00:30:00I haven't known Kelsey for a very long time.
00:30:02This is all really new to me.
00:30:05I know my reputation still precedes me for being a guy, you know, who doesn't like settle down.
00:30:10But I'm starting to believe I'm not the right guy for Kelsey.
00:30:16I'm sure you're not.
00:30:19But I would sure be damned if I didn't try to be.
00:30:24Kelsey, man, she's brilliant.
00:30:28I love the way her mind works, her designs, her style.
00:30:33She just knows exactly what she wants for herself.
00:30:35There's not only one reason, Dean Barrington, it's everything.
00:30:39Very well.
00:30:41You're dismissed.
00:30:45I'll be watching you.
00:30:48I have eyes everywhere.
00:31:00That was incredible.
00:31:01I totally believed all of it.
00:31:02Believed what?
00:31:03The act, what you said, all those things you love about me.
00:31:06Yeah, right.
00:31:08As a reward for an award-winning performance, I have a surprise for you.
00:31:12Surprise?
00:31:17So this is the surprise?
00:31:20Is everything okay with the baby?
00:31:23I'm sorry to keep you two waiting.
00:31:25My last appointment ran over.
00:31:27Mr. and Mrs.
00:31:29No, we're not married.
00:31:30I'm Kelsey and this is my boyfriend, Ben.
00:31:34Young love.
00:31:35Well, you two, are you ready to see your baby?
00:31:39Right now?
00:31:56Ben, are you crying?
00:32:00It's not unusual for fathers to become emotional.
00:32:03No, I know.
00:32:04It's just really sweet.
00:32:09And that is your baby's heartbeat.
00:32:17Wow, no way.
00:32:18Would you like to know if you have a little baby boy or a little baby girl?
00:32:27I think we want it to be a surprise.
00:32:29Then we're all set.
00:32:31We keep you posted on the results of your blood work.
00:32:35I'm sure you two are going to be great parents.
00:32:38It's rare to see two parents as in love with the two of you.
00:32:49Well, um, this is me.
00:32:53Um, I'll call you for the next appointment.
00:32:56Should be in about a month.
00:32:58But there's no reason for us to hang out or anything unless something goes wrong.
00:33:05Wait.
00:33:06We can't just not hang out if we're dating.
00:33:10Fake dating, Ben.
00:33:11Yeah, but it's got to look real.
00:33:14Grandma told me she has like eyes all over this place.
00:33:19I mean, I guess that's true.
00:33:22After all, you are my fake girlfriend.
00:33:24So I should at least be a good fake boyfriend.
00:33:27Maybe take on a few fake dates.
00:33:30What do you think?
00:33:33What kind of fake dates?
00:33:36I don't know.
00:33:36Just like do the stuff in the movies that people don't really do in real life.
00:33:41Sure.
00:33:42What kind of fake girlfriend would I be if I said no?
00:34:06So
00:34:21you are cordially invited to a bespoke dinner with a brother of the Sigma fraternity at 7 p.m.
00:34:29Formal and tire encouraged.
00:34:36I only have an hour to get ready.
00:34:38I don't even know if my dresses fit me anymore.
00:34:51Ah, our special guest for the evening.
00:34:54Welcome in, madame.
00:34:59Right this way.
00:35:06So
00:35:15you did this all for me?
00:35:20You did this all for me?
00:35:22You are my girlfriend.
00:35:23I mean, my fake girlfriend.
00:35:25And I know we've been saving for the baby.
00:35:27And I couldn't really afford to take you to a nice restaurant.
00:35:30So I thought I'd make.
00:35:32That's like the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me.
00:35:36Don't thank me yet.
00:35:37Okay.
00:35:40Good evening, gentle man and gentle woman.
00:35:43May I interest you in tonight's special?
00:35:45It's also our only thing on our very limited list.
00:35:49Two specials, please.
00:35:51Got you.
00:35:54Two of our finest instant ramens on the house.
00:35:59Bon appetit, lovebirds.
00:36:01Thank you, sir.
00:36:05Sorry, we're kind of on a budget right now.
00:36:08No, this is perfect.
00:36:10I love it.
00:36:21Oh, let's dance.
00:36:26I don't know.
00:36:27Why not?
00:36:28I wasn't exactly the most graceful before the pregnancy.
00:36:31And you know, like my feet are swollen.
00:36:35And I just feel off balance.
00:36:36And you know, like normal.
00:36:41You're perfect, really.
00:36:46Now have this dance with me.
00:36:58What is it?
00:37:00Nothing, I just...
00:37:04Ow.
00:37:05You okay?
00:37:09What's wrong?
00:37:11Yeah, the baby just like kicked.
00:37:15Do you want to feel it?
00:37:16Yeah.
00:37:23I don't feel anything.
00:37:24Oh my god, wow.
00:37:26That's amazing.
00:37:28Kelsey, you're amazing.
00:37:32You're pretty great yourself.
00:37:35Wait, I um...
00:37:37I thought this was supposed to be fake.
00:37:40It doesn't feel fake, does it?
00:37:42No, it doesn't.
00:37:54So
00:38:13Wait, wait.
00:38:15What?
00:38:16Should we be doing this?
00:38:19Can't this hurt the baby?
00:38:20Aw, Ben.
00:38:22That's so sweet.
00:38:23But no, it won't hurt the baby.
00:38:25Are you sure?
00:38:26Positive.
00:38:42Breakfast is served.
00:38:50Something wrong?
00:38:52No, I just...
00:38:56I thought you left again.
00:38:58What?
00:39:00No.
00:39:02First of all, I wouldn't do that.
00:39:04Second of all, this is my room.
00:39:06I don't have many other places to go.
00:39:10Yeah, I know, I just...
00:39:14I panicked.
00:39:17I'm not going anywhere.
00:39:18But I am going to steal some of these eggs from you.
00:39:25So, um, should we, like, talk about what it's like?
00:39:33What about it?
00:39:34Mmm.
00:39:37Kelsey, this is Dr. Gordon.
00:39:40Hi.
00:39:41Is everything okay?
00:39:44It's more than okay.
00:39:45It's more than okay.
00:39:47I just wanted to let you know that your blood work came back.
00:39:50Well, Kelsey, you're having twins.
00:39:56You're having twins.
00:39:59Two babies.
00:40:01Kelsey?
00:40:03Are you there?
00:40:05Hello?
00:40:07Yeah, sorry.
00:40:08Kelsey's a bit shook up right now.
00:40:10Are you sure?
00:40:11Positive.
00:40:13It's very common, actually.
00:40:15One heartbeat masks the other.
00:40:17But there's two of them in there.
00:40:19No doubt about it.
00:40:22Thanks.
00:40:26Okay, don't panic.
00:40:28Nothing's changed, just...
00:40:31Double?
00:40:32Double of everything?
00:40:34I'm gonna be huge!
00:40:37Oh my god, how am I gonna hide this from my grandma?
00:40:39She's gonna find out eventually.
00:40:41So let's just wait until the babies are here
00:40:44and then we can figure out a way to break it to her.
00:40:47I can't believe this.
00:40:48I mean, I'm 21.
00:40:49I can't have two babies?
00:40:54I'm alone?
00:40:55You're not alone.
00:40:58I'm here.
00:41:00I mean, single, Ben, unmarried.
00:41:02We're not married yet.
00:41:04But...
00:41:06But what?
00:41:07I can't really put it into words.
00:41:09Let's just show you.
00:41:14Okay, remember how you told me you were so afraid of breaking your grandma's rules?
00:41:19Well, I used to be afraid of breaking the rules, too.
00:41:23I was so afraid of what people would think of me
00:41:25if I wasn't this crazy fun party guy that everyone expected me to be.
00:41:29But then I met you.
00:41:36You just had this energy about you that I was so drawn to
00:41:39from the moment you came into my life.
00:41:41That I was so drawn to from the moment you crashed into me.
00:41:46Then I heard you thought I was just a one-night stand.
00:41:49That's because you left.
00:41:51I left because I thought that's what you wanted.
00:41:53I was sending you messages, but you never reached back out.
00:41:56You were just so mad at me.
00:41:58Ben, you matched with my best friend on some app.
00:42:01What girl wouldn't be mad?
00:42:05No, I didn't.
00:42:07Oh my god!
00:42:09That was Hunter messing around on my phone.
00:42:12I swear I deleted everything as soon as he did that.
00:42:14I figured if I couldn't have you,
00:42:16I would just cruise through senior year doing the same shit I've been doing.
00:42:21But I don't really want that anymore.
00:42:27I want you.
00:42:28Okay.
00:42:30What do we do now, then?
00:42:32I would like to ask you to be my girlfriend.
00:42:36My real girlfriend.
00:42:38Yeah, it's called a toga.
00:42:40It's super breathable for like, you know, down there.
00:42:44I love this song.
00:42:46You want to dance?
00:42:47Uh, no, I'm okay.
00:42:49Come on.
00:42:51No, I'm seriously, I'm like waiting for someone.
00:42:54Well, I'm here, and he's not.
00:42:57Finders keepers, am I right?
00:42:58That rule only applies to objects, not people.
00:43:01Come on.
00:43:03Ew, awesome wig.
00:43:04Come on.
00:43:05Why should I?
00:43:06Because she said so.
00:43:08And this.
00:43:13And this.
00:43:18The fuck?
00:43:21Whatever, man.
00:43:24You okay?
00:43:25Yeah, I just, I didn't know you could do that.
00:43:29I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:43:30You're not supposed to do that.
00:43:31I'm sorry.
00:43:32I'm sorry.
00:43:32I'm sorry.
00:43:33I'm sorry.
00:43:33I didn't know you could do that.
00:43:35A lot of things you didn't know I could do, Kelly Barrington.
00:43:47All right, listen up, you bunch of degenerates.
00:43:49You all come to my house every week and party,
00:43:51drink my booze, throw up in my toilets.
00:43:54Just indulge me for one moment, please.
00:44:00Thanks, dude.
00:44:01What are you wearing?
00:44:02It's called a hat.
00:44:10All right, I'd like to dedicate this song to my girlfriend,
00:44:13Kelly Barrington.
00:44:32Can we get some real music back in here?
00:44:56Wait, you're not even supposed to be here.
00:44:58Ben banned you.
00:44:59He didn't mean it, right, Ben?
00:45:01Yeah, I meant it.
00:45:18Oh my god, I'm so sorry, Dean Barrington.
00:45:21It's all right, Mary.
00:45:23Just try not to walk and text at the same time, all right?
00:45:26Copy that.
00:45:27I was actually talking to Kelsey.
00:45:30Congratulations.
00:45:32For what exactly?
00:45:34You're going to be a great grandma, duh.
00:45:36To twins.
00:45:38Not that you look like a great grandma or anything.
00:45:41Definitely a Gigi Milf.
00:45:43A great grandma I'd like to, you know.
00:45:45Right.
00:45:46And Kelsey told you this good news?
00:45:50Well, yeah.
00:45:50She's not going to tell her family about telling me.
00:45:54Indeed.
00:45:55Will you please excuse me?
00:45:58Bye, Gigi Ma.
00:45:59Twins?
00:46:02That's definitely against the rules.
00:46:10Okay, you ready?
00:46:12Almost.
00:46:13I'm trying to zip up my pants.
00:46:15I think I'm starting to get a dad bod.
00:46:17Okay, well, hurry up.
00:46:18My grandma doesn't like it when I'm late.
00:46:19Well, she wouldn't really like it that I'm pregnant,
00:46:21but tonight is not the night that she's finding out about that.
00:46:24Hopefully.
00:46:25Okay, stud, go off.
00:46:28Why, thank you.
00:46:29Tonight I'm wearing a Barrington original jacket.
00:46:32House of long pants with fruitabaloo underwear.
00:46:39Okay, this is like a really big deal, okay?
00:46:42My grandmother never lets anyone come over for Christmas dinner,
00:46:44except my mom and I.
00:46:46And that wasn't even until I was like 15.
00:46:48Well, I'm so honored.
00:46:53I have to run back to the house.
00:46:54I'm gonna have to meet you there, okay?
00:46:56Don't go staying under any mistletoe without me.
00:47:01That was weird.
00:47:12Okay, I'm going to go.
00:47:13I'm going to go.
00:47:14I'm going to go.
00:47:15I'm going to go.
00:47:15I'm going to go.
00:47:16I'm going to go.
00:47:17I'm going to go.
00:47:17I'm going to go.
00:47:18Okay.
00:47:21You got this, Ben.
00:47:23All you gotta do is ask.
00:47:25The rest is up to her.
00:47:28All she can say is no, right?
00:47:35There you are.
00:47:36I've been looking all over for you.
00:47:37Sky, I don't have time for this.
00:47:39I'm on my way to see Kelsey right now.
00:47:41I won't keep you, but I just thought you should know.
00:47:49You've got more than one baby, Mama.
00:47:52That's not even possible.
00:47:54Do the math, dummy.
00:47:55We last rubbed elbows right before you met Kelsey.
00:47:59I'm about as far along as she is.
00:48:01You're not even showing.
00:48:02Because I'm genetically gifted.
00:48:05Our baby is going to be so hot.
00:48:07Much hotter than Kelsey's.
00:48:10No, it's just one of your stupid tricks.
00:48:14Believe what you want, Papa, but this baby is yours.
00:48:18What are you going to do about it?
00:48:24I'm so glad that you were able to join us, Sandra darling.
00:48:29Mom, I wouldn't miss Christmas for anything in the world.
00:48:32You know that.
00:48:33But also, where's this new beau of yours, Kelsey?
00:48:37Yes, Kelsey.
00:48:38Is he even going to show?
00:48:44Hi.
00:48:45I'm so sorry I'm late.
00:48:47So kind of you to join us, Benjamin.
00:48:50I'm sorry I didn't make it.
00:48:54Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry.
00:48:56You must be Kelsey's mother.
00:48:57It's so nice to meet you.
00:48:59Wow.
00:49:00You guys look a lot alike.
00:49:01Thank you, but flattery will get you nowhere with me.
00:49:07Just kidding.
00:49:08Just kidding.
00:49:10Actually, flattery will get you very far with me.
00:49:12Especially from such a good-looking young man as yourself.
00:49:17Mom.
00:49:18Right.
00:49:19Best behavior.
00:49:24So what happened?
00:49:28And don't lie to me.
00:49:30See you later.
00:49:39Sorry, I came from a quick study session.
00:49:43Is it okay if I use the restroom?
00:49:45Of course.
00:49:48Okay.
00:49:55A ring?
00:49:58So, Kelsey.
00:50:00I happened to run into your little friend.
00:50:03Rather, she ran into me.
00:50:06Mary?
00:50:07Oh.
00:50:08Yeah.
00:50:09I haven't really seen her in a long time, you know.
00:50:12Exams.
00:50:13Oh, well, that explains why she was so eager to chat with me.
00:50:18Such a talkative girl.
00:50:21Sorry, guys.
00:50:23What'd I miss?
00:50:24I was just telling Kelsey how I had run into her friend, Mary, the other day.
00:50:30And she is such a talkative girl, but she had some very strange news.
00:50:38Yeah, did she get her MCAT results back?
00:50:41I could never be a doctor.
00:50:43I'll just lie.
00:50:46Well, you should get over your squeamishness before you become a father, Mr. Lawson.
00:50:55Mom, come on.
00:50:56Don't pressure them into starting a family yet.
00:50:58They're not even married, much less engaged.
00:51:01Take it from me, kids.
00:51:03Do not get pregnant until you're truly ready.
00:51:06Sage advice.
00:51:08A shame that they didn't follow it or my rules.
00:51:13What are you talking about, Mom?
00:51:16Kelsey, what is she talking about?
00:51:19Mom, I'm really sorry.
00:51:23We didn't plan it, obviously.
00:51:25It was an accident.
00:51:31A happy accident couldn't have been any happier.
00:51:34Not only is she pregnant.
00:51:37But Kelsey, why don't you tell your mother how many babies you are expecting?
00:51:43Two.
00:51:44What?
00:51:44Two babies, twins.
00:51:47Two blessings.
00:51:48You're not even taking this seriously at all, are you, young man?
00:51:51Mom.
00:51:51No, I'm serious, Kels.
00:51:53You know how hard it was on me being pregnant so young.
00:51:56To raise me?
00:51:57Geez, wow.
00:51:59I'm sorry I didn't realize I was such a burden.
00:52:01I am taking this seriously.
00:52:03Seriously, Ms. Barrington.
00:52:05Then prove it.
00:52:06Prove it to my daughter because God knows her father sure as hell didn't take it seriously.
00:52:12I'm sorry.
00:52:12How do you want me to prove that to you?
00:52:15I will offer you $100,000 if you've got money right now.
00:52:26Excuse me?
00:52:26I will offer you $100,000 to get up, leave, and never talk to my granddaughter again.
00:52:35How does that solve anything?
00:52:37I grew up without a dad and now you want my kids to grow up without one?
00:52:42No father is better than one that's going to leave later.
00:52:45Your mother and I did just fine with no husbands.
00:52:49Yeah, right.
00:52:50Fine.
00:52:50Wait, you have a problem with how I raised you?
00:52:53Maybe I do, okay?
00:52:56Maybe it would have been nice to have a father or just any family at all.
00:53:01Grandma couldn't even look at me until she realized that I was smart enough to get into Claremore.
00:53:05Enough!
00:53:08Let Ben answer.
00:53:10Are you going to get up and leave for the money?
00:53:14No.
00:53:16That's it?
00:53:18I said no.
00:53:20What else do you want me to do?
00:53:22What do you want?
00:53:24I don't know.
00:53:27Defend me.
00:53:30Defend yourself.
00:53:33I don't have anything else to say.
00:53:40Are you sure you're going to keep them?
00:53:42Yeah, of course, Mom.
00:53:44Sorry to disappoint you.
00:53:46I'm not mad or disappointed, Kels.
00:53:48I just want it better for you.
00:53:50You know, a fairytale ending, not some guy.
00:53:53Ben is not some guy.
00:53:55He's just...
00:53:56He's got a lot on his mind right now, okay?
00:53:58So...
00:54:02Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go find him and we're going to leave.
00:54:10She'll give me the money?
00:54:16She'll give me the money?
00:54:17I'll take the $100,000, but you have to agree to my terms, okay?
00:54:29Kels is going to stay in school.
00:54:31She gets to participate in the fashion show.
00:54:34And she's going to graduate.
00:54:36You are going to stay out of her way.
00:54:40She's going to live her life by her own rules, exactly the way she wants it.
00:54:46Who do I have to trust?
00:54:47Who do I make the check out to?
00:54:56I'm so sorry for everything that happened.
00:54:58It's my fault.
00:55:00No, don't say that.
00:55:01I mean, it was going to come out eventually.
00:55:05What an absolute piece of shit.
00:55:07I wish I could kick his ass.
00:55:09Yeah, me too.
00:55:11But my mom was right.
00:55:14I'd rather have my kids not have a father
00:55:16than one that would just take the money and run.
00:55:21Save it, Hunter.
00:55:22I'm just here to get the rest of my stuff.
00:55:24Um, okay.
00:55:26But Ben left this for you.
00:55:28What is it?
00:55:32Uh, I'm not sure to be honest.
00:55:39What's it say?
00:55:41Um, nothing.
00:55:43I, I just want some time alone.
00:55:45So I'll, uh, I'll catch you later.
00:55:49Ugh, I didn't know your best friend was such an asshole.
00:55:53Word.
00:55:54Well, since she asked for some space, you wanna go make out?
00:56:04I was never faking it.
00:56:06I'm sorry.
00:56:14Kelsey!
00:56:15There you are.
00:56:18Guess Ben played both of us, huh?
00:56:22Ben never played you.
00:56:23He was being honest.
00:56:25He just didn't want to be with you, Skye.
00:56:27So you're defending him?
00:56:29Even after he left?
00:56:31I heard he took all of his shit overnight.
00:56:34Didn't even say goodbye to Hunter.
00:56:37Look, he has a point.
00:56:38I'm not gonna lie.
00:56:39I'm not gonna lie.
00:56:39I'm not gonna lie.
00:56:40I'm not gonna lie.
00:56:40I'm not gonna lie.
00:56:41I'm not gonna lie.
00:56:42I'm not gonna lie.
00:56:42I'm not gonna lie.
00:56:43Look, he has his reasons.
00:56:45I think.
00:56:48Yeah, I'll show you the reason.
00:56:55Ben is just another deadbeat daddy,
00:56:58knocking girls up and leaving them with the mess he made.
00:57:05This isn't real.
00:57:07It's very real, Kelsey.
00:57:09Face it, you're not special.
00:57:13You know what?
00:57:13Just stop.
00:57:15You're just another notch on his bedpost.
00:57:18Just like me.
00:57:37Hey!
00:57:37Okay, I cannot wait to show you everything I got for you.
00:57:41Look at this!
00:57:41Look how cute this is!
00:57:43This little changing table.
00:57:44That's the crib and that's where you're gonna put all the little dirty diapers.
00:57:48And then look at all the little stuffed toys.
00:57:51We've got the little clothes here.
00:57:53I cannot wait for you and the babies to move in after graduation, baby girl.
00:57:57I know I've been hard on you, Kelsey,
00:58:00but I want you to know I am so proud of all your hard work.
00:58:11Wow, Skye, you look so good for being, you know...
00:58:35For what?
00:58:36For being like six months pregnant.
00:58:39No, I'm not pregnant.
00:58:42That was just a lie I told Ben to stop whatever was going on with that loser Kelsey.
00:58:51Isn't that kind of...
00:58:53Fucked up?
00:58:54Whatever.
00:59:01I can't believe that absolute bitch!
00:59:03What are we gonna do?
00:59:05What do you mean?
00:59:06We have to get Ben and Kelsey back together.
00:59:08Doug!
00:59:09Oh, Ben!
00:59:11I missed that guy.
00:59:12Talked to him since he left?
00:59:14Uh, no.
00:59:18Boys are so dumb.
00:59:20Okay, here's the plan.
00:59:22Have you ever seen the pear trap?
00:59:24Yeah, uh, with Lindsay Lohan and her twin.
00:59:28Yeah, but she's not actually a twin.
00:59:32Never mind.
00:59:33The point is, we have to get them in the same room without them knowing.
00:59:37Without them knowing.
00:59:39Oh, okay.
00:59:42I still don't understand.
00:59:46Call Ben.
00:59:47Now.
00:59:48Okay, where are you going?
00:59:50I have a party to plan.
00:59:55I'm so excited that we're grabbing brunch.
00:59:57It's like old times.
00:59:59Minus the mimosas.
01:00:01I mean, I'm gonna have a mimosa, but you should not.
01:00:05I know, I'm really excited that we're hanging out too.
01:00:08Although, I was thinking I should really get back to work.
01:00:11Girl, you need to relax and let loose a little bit.
01:00:16You're gonna be a mommy soon.
01:00:19Speaking of which...
01:00:24Surprise!
01:00:35You had a baby shower?
01:00:36You did this all for me?
01:00:37Well, I had some help.
01:00:39My baby's having babies!
01:00:43Mom, you didn't have to do that.
01:00:45Oh, sweetie, of course I did.
01:00:47I'm so sorry about how I reacted when you first told me you were pregnant.
01:00:50I am so, so happy for you.
01:00:53Okay, come on.
01:00:54Let's get this fun started.
01:00:56Ow!
01:00:56Stupid diamond.
01:01:13Don't mind if I do.
01:01:26Dude, this place has got the tastiest waffles.
01:01:32Trust me, bro.
01:01:34It's really good to see you, man, but I'm probably just gonna get back to work.
01:01:38You gotta loosen up, man.
01:01:39Let's get some mimosas in you.
01:01:41I'm not really drinking anymore.
01:01:44Who are you and what have you done with my bed?
01:01:48So, this one is from your grandmother.
01:01:53She got me something.
01:01:55The woman who paid my boyfriend to leave my pregnant ass.
01:01:59Don't complain.
01:02:00She didn't get me a damn thing.
01:02:07All of that wealth and she got me a weird old blanket.
01:02:11And just one.
01:02:12She does know I'm having twins, right?
01:02:14I told you, she's not really good at gift-giving.
01:02:18Take it back.
01:02:19Okay, so there's just one more present.
01:02:25Okay.
01:02:35Ben?
01:02:37What are you doing here?
01:02:39I don't know.
01:02:40Hunter?
01:02:41Well, I brought you here because Sky's lying.
01:02:45She was never pregnant.
01:02:46She just made that up to break you guys up.
01:02:49Doesn't matter.
01:02:51You still left.
01:02:52I left because I was ashamed.
01:02:54I failed you.
01:02:55I failed us.
01:02:56I failed our kids.
01:02:59I figured the $100,000 would do more for you than I ever could.
01:03:02You thought I wanted the money more than you?
01:03:05No, I didn't think you wanted the money.
01:03:06I just thought you wanted the security.
01:03:09I leveraged the check from your grandma in exchange for you to finish school and participate
01:03:13in the fashion show.
01:03:15That was the deal.
01:03:16So, you're saying you left for me?
01:03:18Yeah.
01:03:19I had to leave for you.
01:03:21Or else Sky would have just been waving her baby around in your face.
01:03:24Fake baby.
01:03:28But if it was real, I would have sent money.
01:03:30I would have loved it too.
01:03:32Loved it enough to stay away.
01:03:34Not ruin his life like I ruined yours.
01:03:37You didn't ruin my life.
01:03:39You leaving without a trace.
01:03:42No phone call or anything.
01:03:44That ruined my life.
01:03:47Sorry.
01:03:49I didn't mean to hurt you.
01:03:51Well, you did.
01:03:54I love you, Kelsey.
01:03:57I did then and I do right now.
01:04:03I never stopped loving you.
01:04:04I just stopped loving myself.
01:04:06I promise you I will never leave your side ever again.
01:04:12Please take me back.
01:04:16Please, Kelsey.
01:04:24I'm sorry, Ben.
01:04:31I am.
01:04:32I understand everything that you're going through and why you did what you did.
01:04:38Sky was terrible for lying to you like that.
01:04:42But I can't.
01:04:46I can't do this again.
01:04:50And I have to do what's best for me and the babies.
01:04:54And that means not being with you.
01:04:58I mean, we can be co-parents and friends, but we can't be together.
01:05:08I hope you understand.
01:05:14I do.
01:05:17Time for plan B.
01:05:22So where are we going?
01:05:23It's spring break and you're about to pop.
01:05:26You need to unwind.
01:05:28Okay, well the last time you told me to let loose resulted in this, so...
01:05:33Well, you can't get any more pregnant than you already are.
01:05:37I think.
01:05:39Aren't you going to med school?
01:05:40Shouldn't you like know this?
01:05:41I miss that day.
01:05:54Nothing like being in the woods with your best bros.
01:05:56Yeah, man.
01:05:57It's nice to get away from it all.
01:06:07What was that?
01:06:10Dude, you said it was gonna be bros weekend.
01:06:14Bros and hoes.
01:06:17Kelsey is not my ho.
01:06:18I mean, girlfriend, man.
01:06:20She's a lovely woman, dude.
01:06:21She's carrying my kids.
01:06:23Why is she here?
01:06:34No, uh-uh.
01:06:35I'm not spending a week in the woods with Ben.
01:06:41I'm pregnant, hormonal, and still a little mad at Ben.
01:06:45No way I can spend an entire week with him.
01:06:48Okay, well then what are you gonna do about it, mama?
01:06:52You're already here, in the woods, a thousand miles from campus.
01:06:56We're like 20 miles away tops.
01:06:58Okay, well, I'm not driving you back.
01:07:01So you're stuck here, Barrington, with me and Ben.
01:07:12I think the plan's going great.
01:07:15Yeah.
01:07:16What plan?
01:07:22Guys, are you trying to get us back together?
01:07:25No.
01:07:27Not at all.
01:07:48My whole body hurts.
01:07:52Here's a tip.
01:07:53Never get pregnant.
01:07:54Okay.
01:07:57Where are, um...
01:07:58Hunter and Mary went on a hike.
01:08:01You didn't want to go?
01:08:03I wanted to be here with you.
01:08:05Ben.
01:08:06Look, I know your idea of relaxing vacation isn't hanging out with me here for a week, and
01:08:11I don't blame you after what I did to you, you know?
01:08:16I don't hate you, Ben.
01:08:18And especially when you make me do.
01:08:20Yeah.
01:08:22Well, if you want me to fuck off and leave you alone, just let me know.
01:08:27But if you want company, while Hunter and Mary do whatever it is they do, I can show you around.
01:08:35I grew up in these woods, practically.
01:08:38I plan on taking our kids here one day.
01:08:42How do you do that?
01:08:43Do what?
01:08:45Make it impossible for me to be mad at you forever?
01:08:50Okay.
01:09:09Wow.
01:09:10Let's keep coming.
01:09:10I'm surprised the tub didn't overflow.
01:09:13Excuse me?
01:09:14I said, I didn't know cows could swim.
01:09:18Moo!
01:09:20Yeah.
01:09:29She's pregnant, asshole.
01:09:30You want to say that again to the mother of my children?
01:09:33Jesus, Ben.
01:09:34Chill.
01:09:35Used to be cool, man.
01:09:37You're a legend.
01:09:38What's wrong with you?
01:09:44You okay?
01:09:45You know, I should tell you that violence is never the answer,
01:09:48but it's kind of cute you going macho over our family.
01:09:54Family, huh?
01:09:55Mm-hmm.
01:10:18Oh, my God.
01:10:31Kels.
01:10:34I know I fucked up.
01:10:37Everything I've done was for you.
01:10:39I just didn't go about it the right way.
01:10:42If you give me another chance,
01:10:46I promise I'll spend the rest of my life making it up to you.
01:10:49Oh, really?
01:10:59I swear, Hunter and Mary is my witness.
01:11:03You know, they make a really cute couple.
01:11:06So do we.
01:11:10So, how are you planning on making this up to me?
01:11:14Well, start by doing this.
01:11:19Oh, my God.
01:11:20You're gonna drop me.
01:11:33I like your work ethic, Ms. Miller.
01:11:36Working late during spring break?
01:11:38Thanks, Prof.
01:11:40Inspiration just suddenly hit me.
01:11:43Well, keep it up.
01:11:45And I'm sure you'll receive a lot of offers at the showcase next week.
01:11:50Maybe even more than our star, Ms. Barrington.
01:11:53Oh, I'm counting on it.
01:11:57I'll show that bitch.
01:12:00There is no way she can design a new collection in time for the showcase.
01:12:09I'll be staying with my mom until I can find an apartment.
01:12:12You know, suppose I can have my old spot back in the house.
01:12:15That asshole Chad took it the second you left, bro.
01:12:17I'm sorry, man.
01:12:19I mean, you could, like, stay with me if you wanted to.
01:12:23Fair warning, I roll over like 700 times in the middle of the night.
01:12:27And I wake up with, like, really weird food cravings.
01:12:29Dude.
01:12:30And the baby kicks, like, hard.
01:12:33Sounds perfect to me.
01:12:41Come to our end-of-the-year fashion showcase.
01:12:44What's wrong?
01:12:45Skye.
01:12:49She stole my designs.
01:12:57What's wrong?
01:12:59All of my work.
01:12:59All of my designs.
01:13:00They're gone.
01:13:01Oh, my God.
01:13:02We gotta tell someone.
01:13:06Oh, my God.
01:13:09That's Marissa Lyon.
01:13:11This is just some of the work.
01:13:12You'll see at the showcase.
01:13:17This collection is from one of our most improved students, Skye Miller.
01:13:22And here's one of our most accomplished students, Kelsey Barrington.
01:13:28Despite her condition, Kelsey has managed to perform really well.
01:13:34Kelsey, do you have anything you want to show our guest before the big show?
01:13:39Actually, it's gonna be a surprise.
01:13:42Kelsey really wanted to shock the audience.
01:13:45It'll be worth it.
01:13:46Trust me.
01:13:47I really hope so, Ms. Barrington.
01:13:49I'm looking forward to seeing your work.
01:13:58What was that?
01:14:00Me saving your ass until we find a way to get your designs back.
01:14:03Skye can't get away with this, Kels.
01:14:07She already has.
01:14:09They all think that those are her designs.
01:14:14I mean, she's altered my designs and my dresses.
01:14:20Even if I could get them back.
01:14:23Look, we can always go to the dean.
01:14:27No, absolutely not.
01:14:31It's over.
01:14:34That is not the Kelsey I know.
01:14:37The Kelsey I do know?
01:14:39She fights for herself.
01:14:40She pushes for what she wants.
01:14:48I mean, there's like this one idea I have.
01:15:00But I would need like a lot of help to make it happen.
01:15:02And there's only 48 hours until the showcase.
01:15:05I just couldn't ask that of you guys.
01:15:11No offense, but you don't know how to sew.
01:15:14Kelsey, yes, you can.
01:15:18I'm here to do whatever you want.
01:15:20Same.
01:15:21If I want to be a doctor, I have to learn how to sew anyway.
01:15:25Ditto.
01:15:26Whatever she said.
01:15:30You guys would like actually help me?
01:15:33Duh.
01:15:35Guys, let's get to work.
01:15:46This is a fabric down.
01:15:48Put this down and then you'll thread this.
01:15:51So go ahead and do that.
01:15:56Kelsey, there you go.
01:16:01Yeah, if we could have them at seven, that would be great.
01:16:03Perfect.
01:16:04Thank you so much.
01:16:10We did it, guys.
01:16:12I have my very own maternity collection.
01:16:15It's amazing, Kelsey.
01:16:16You crushed it.
01:16:18Seriously, I couldn't have done it without you guys.
01:16:22I never knew Hunter was so good at sewing.
01:16:24Yeah, no biggie.
01:16:25I used to help my mom all the time.
01:16:27Maybe I should have gone into fashion design instead of pre-law.
01:16:30I'm sorry, you're going into law?
01:16:32Yeah, Harvard.
01:16:35Why? What did you guys think I was studying?
01:16:37Honestly, I really had no idea.
01:16:39No idea.
01:16:40Well, what are we waiting for?
01:16:42Let's get you ready for your big night.
01:17:02This was Sky Miller with Sky High Designs.
01:17:11More like Sky Rise Designs.
01:17:23I'm here to defend my client, Kelsey Elizabeth Barrington,
01:17:26from copyright infringement.
01:17:28For one, Ms. Sky Miller.
01:17:33This picture, conclusively dated from August of last year,
01:17:39shows my client wearing a dress of her design
01:17:42months before Sky even started working on her collection.
01:17:46Ms. Miller, is this true?
01:17:48No.
01:17:50Yes, I don't know.
01:17:52Please don't fail me.
01:17:56This is so gonna go viral.
01:18:00Hey, let go.
01:18:03Now that that's done, I'd like to invite my client
01:18:07to showcase her collection that she designed
01:18:09in the aftermath of the plagiarism by Ms. Sky.
01:18:14Also, I love my girlfriend.
01:18:16Bye.
01:18:20All right, um, sorry about that mix-up.
01:18:25Next, we have Kelsey Barrington with...
01:18:29Actually, I don't know what Kelsey is going to show us tonight.
01:18:32Kelsey?
01:18:34Okay, Kelsey, you got this.
01:18:36You may be almost nine months pregnant, but...
01:18:46Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, what's wrong?
01:18:48What's wrong?
01:18:49What's wrong?
01:18:52I think I just had a contraction.
01:18:56A contraction?
01:18:59We need to go to the hospital.
01:19:02I know.
01:19:04Okay, it's just false alarm.
01:19:06You're fine?
01:19:08Are you sure you can do this right now?
01:19:11Yeah, I can.
01:19:11Um, first off, I wanted to thank all of my friends for being so supportive
01:19:30for when my designs were stolen.
01:19:32I really couldn't have done this without them.
01:19:34But losing my collection made me realize something.
01:19:38Shouldn't maternity wear look good, too?
01:19:41Because, I mean, I wouldn't have been able to fit into a single one of those dresses
01:19:45that Scott showed you because, well, I'm kind of pregnant.
01:19:51So my collection is dedicated to making sure that pregnant women feel their absolute best.
01:19:59Because, well, nobody should feel frumpy when they're going through the absolute
01:20:06most beautiful and wonderful phase of their life.
01:20:12Motherhood is not something to be ashamed of or hide from.
01:20:18It's something to celebrate.
01:20:21So please give it up for my models.
01:20:32I take it back.
01:20:33Pregnant chicks are hot.
01:20:34And that is my presentation.
01:20:49What's going on?
01:20:52I think my water just broke.
01:20:59Excuse me.
01:20:59I'm so sorry.
01:21:00I'm looking for my daughter, Kelsey Barrington.
01:21:02Is she okay?
01:21:05Fastest delivery ever.
01:21:07A perfectly healthy pair of twins.
01:21:10One boy, one girl.
01:21:12What about Kelsey?
01:21:18Couldn't be better.
01:21:19I've never seen such a supportive partner either.
01:21:23Ben was with her every step of the way.
01:21:34Grandma?
01:21:43You're precious.
01:21:46I'm gonna go get these two changed.
01:21:57I saw your show last night.
01:22:00Very impressive.
01:22:02And I can assure you that Skye will be dealt with.
01:22:07You actually came?
01:22:09Well, how could I miss my granddaughter's big moment?
01:22:15I just thought because I broke the rules that...
01:22:20Fuck the rules.
01:22:23Pardon my language.
01:22:25All those rules did was stop me from having a real relationship with my family.
01:22:33And that's what I want the most, you know?
01:22:39So you're not ashamed of me because I was pregnant?
01:22:44Ashamed?
01:22:45No.
01:22:47A wise woman once told me to stop worrying about the future.
01:22:55Stop caring about what people think.
01:22:59I used to love knitting.
01:23:02I wasn't very good.
01:23:04And when your mother got pregnant, I made a little something for the baby.
01:23:12But I never gave it to her.
01:23:16My vanity got in the way.
01:23:18The blanket.
01:23:20That's why you gave it to me.
01:23:26After all these years, I wanted you to have it.
01:23:30It's not very vanity or very good, but it's a symbol of how much you mean to me.
01:23:39And how much your babies mean to me.
01:23:43And I made another one for the boy.
01:23:53I love them, Grandma.
01:24:04Kels, you have another visitor.
01:24:13Hello, Kelsey.
01:24:19I mean, Mr. Leung, you...
01:24:22You're my hero.
01:24:24And you're mine after last night.
01:24:28The way you and your friends stood up to that girl and your collection, it really spoke to me.
01:24:36I'm a working mom too, and I never thought to design something pregnant women could wear
01:24:42and feel proud of.
01:24:44So when your grandma told me that you delivered right after the show,
01:24:49I had to come and pay the young mama a visit and give you this.
01:24:58I want you to take the next few months some much-deserved rest at home with your babies.
01:25:04And then I want you to call and work for me.
01:25:10Wait, you really mean it?
01:25:11Absolutely.
01:25:12I want you to design a maternity line for the house of Leung, if you're interested.
01:25:19She's interested.
01:25:21Great.
01:25:22I look forward to hearing from you, Kelsey.
01:25:33Hey, dude and gal.
01:25:35Looks like Mommy's going to be a big fashion designer, just like I always knew.
01:25:39But there's one thing she needs to do first.
01:25:47Congratulations.
01:25:49Isabella.
01:25:53The next name that I'm going to read makes me very proud.
01:25:59Kelsey Elizabeth Barrington.
01:26:08Congratulations.
01:26:13There you go.
01:26:15Dude, I found it.
01:26:17It was in your old bedroom.
01:26:20Oh, my God.
01:26:21Dude, I owe you.
01:26:31I'm giving you babies.
01:26:32I'm so proud of you.
01:26:37Benjamin Lawrence Lawson.
01:26:40Come to the stage.
01:26:43But I didn't finish my degree.
01:26:45Grandma works in mysterious ways.
01:26:48I heard she even breaks the rules sometimes.
01:26:56All right, Benjamin.
01:26:59You may have to finish a few classes during the summer.
01:27:05But I wanted you to have this moment.
01:27:12Grandma.
01:27:13Just call me Grandma.
01:27:15And hurry up and marry my granddaughter, will you?
01:27:27Skye Miller.
01:27:34You are not graduating.
01:27:36You can't do this.
01:27:40Oh, yes.
01:27:41I think I can.
01:27:42Person to Chapter 32, Section B, Row 2.
01:27:46Plagiarism can not only result in the failure of a class,
01:27:49but also expulsion or suspension to the dean's discretion.
01:27:54Basically, if you fuck around, you find out.
01:27:56Thank you, Hunter.
01:27:59So this dean has decided that you are not going to get a degree from this college.
01:28:06And that brings us to the 2024-2025 closing of the academic year.
01:28:14Congratulations.
01:28:15You are all graduates of Claremower College.
01:28:21Except for Skye.
01:28:23Except Skye.
01:28:24Congratulations.
01:28:35Hey, Mom.
01:28:40Where are the...
01:28:45Kelsey, I know getting pregnant and marrying me was not a part of the plan.
01:28:50And it has not been easy.
01:28:52And there's been a lot of ups and downs.
01:28:59Yes, yes, I'll marry you.
01:29:05I'll marry you.

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