• 2 days ago
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00:00No, starting from you, because this is a very high-level cricketing topic.
00:04So I'll start with you and then move on.
00:06Then who shouldn't have been in this playing squad?
00:09Or in the 15 rupee squad? Who shouldn't have been?
00:11Look, Wasim bhai, if you look at the on-papers,
00:14I have two plans for Pakistan.
00:17The first plan is to stay in Thailand for two nights.
00:20Oh, that's it?
00:21One minute.
00:22Who shouldn't have been in this 15 rupee squad?
00:25Sorry, I read the wrong paper.
00:27Why did you open a travel agency here?
00:29I would have been back.
00:31Who shouldn't have been?
00:32Look, I'm telling you some weird things.
00:34We didn't expect this.
00:36You're telling us some very smart things,
00:38but they seem weird to me.
00:39No, I'm telling you something weird.
00:40Tell us about the Pakistan team, not us.
00:42Who shouldn't have been here?
00:44Who shouldn't have been fed?
00:45Look, according to me, Saim shouldn't have been here.
00:49I'm saying the wrong thing.
00:49Saim isn't here.
00:50He isn't here, so he shouldn't have been.
00:52That's why he's injured, otherwise he would have been here.
00:54Okay, one, Saim shouldn't have been here.
00:56Second, Najeeb shouldn't have been here.
00:59He sits here and says,
01:00Waseem, I'm not doing a good hosting.
01:01I did the right thing, so let me do it.
01:03This is not right at all.
01:04He shouldn't be here.
01:05I'm telling the truth.
01:06Sir, you tell him.
01:07He should be here.
01:09Your fans should correct me.
01:11They'll remember me in good words.
01:14I'll tell you that...
01:15Sir, you tell him.
01:15Who shouldn't have been in the 15 rupee squad?
01:17I just want to say one thing.
01:18The Indians, Pakistan, Har,
01:21I mean, they didn't come because of love.
01:24Think about it.
01:24If I get love here, why didn't you guys come?
01:27Okay, so you're saying I didn't get love in this country?
01:29Yes.
01:30Then why didn't they get it?
01:31If I tell you something about cricket...
01:32Sir, I'll ask you some more questions.
01:33What are you guys talking about?
01:34No, we'll say what we remember.
01:36Okay, that's fine.
01:38Waseem, you work so hard.
01:40You're such a cute kid.
01:42You're such a cute kid.
01:43Today, I'm a real pearl necklace.
01:46He's telling the truth.
01:47Really?
01:47Yes, Mr. Elon Musk gave this to me.
01:50You know him from there too?
01:51Yes, he gave this to me and said,
01:53from now on, if you try, you'll be dumb.
01:56Okay, so you want to take money in return?
01:58Don't sing.
01:59I'm giving this to you, Waseem.
02:01And as far as the concert is concerned...
02:03Now I'm speaking.
02:04As far as the concert is concerned,
02:06believe me,
02:08the number of people who come to the stadium to watch this match,
02:11twice as many people come outside my house.
02:13To hear your voice?
02:15No.
02:15They tell me to stop singing.
02:18Sir, you tell us.
02:20Then whose place doesn't fit?
02:22It's too late now.
02:23Saying someone's name doesn't fit,
02:27now we all know whose place doesn't fit.
02:29But the point is...
02:30Whose name did you take?
02:31I took it a while ago.
02:32Now it's the same.
02:34The sad part is that if there's a 19-20 in your team,
02:38then you don't even have players to change.
02:40Yes, you don't even have a room to change.
02:42There is. The whole stadium is new.
02:43I've seen it.
02:44What's wrong with the players?
02:45And whose place would have fit?
02:48You had the option of letting what was going on.
02:52You should have kept Sufiyan Muqeem.
02:54There was a problem with the opener.
02:56There was only one change, a forceful change,
02:58that Saim Ayub wasn't available.
02:59You should have gone with Imam.
03:00Things would have been balanced.
03:02You should have gone with Imam.
03:03I would have gone.
03:05If he had given me 500,000 cash,
03:07I would have gone with him.
03:09You're feeding so many people, give us a chance.
03:13We'll play.
03:14I've given you a chance, you keep doing it.
03:16You've announced to open an academy, I didn't know.
03:18I haven't opened an academy.
03:19You've announced to open a music academy.
03:20You could have announced to open a cricket academy.
03:23If it had come to this.
03:24This is what's going on in the whole country.
03:26Why wouldn't we do it?
03:27What did you think of announcing to open a music academy?
03:29I thought...
03:30I want to know, did you say it as a joke?
03:31Actually, you...
03:32Actually, I'm opening it.
03:33My message is to all the singers...
03:35Sir, you're not reading the message in the message,
03:37you're reading the message.
03:38Your voice is so bad, how can you open a music academy?
03:41Because I don't start a song from the beginning.
03:43I start with a re.
03:45Okay, your tone is also different.
03:46I'm done with my voice, I start with a re.
03:48My message to Ali Zafar is...
03:51that you should do something else.
03:53Music is not a disease for you.
03:55Sir, don't say that.
03:57You're the last person among the 7 billion people to say that.
03:59Because if the whole country is leaving, I'm also leaving.
04:02Okay, that's how it is.
04:04Okay.
04:04So now, the time has come.
04:06Yes, yes.
04:06I think the opening issue is...
04:08Now the chapter is closed, we'll talk about it later.
04:09Let's solve it together.
04:11That tomorrow Babar Azad...
04:11We'll do a century.
04:12We'll do the 20th century.
04:13So that Saeed Anwar's record is on the record.
04:15And he made the last century against Nepal Noon.
04:18And Noon against New Zealand.
04:20Yes, Basit bhai, we're saying Ameen.
04:21Ameen.
04:22I mean, not 100, let's do 150.
04:24But the first priority is to do 50 first.
04:28We're in the 100-100 chain.
04:29We'll do 50 first and then 100.
04:31We'll do 100 first and then 50.
04:33We'll do 10 first.
04:34We'll do 1 before 50.
04:35Okay.
04:36If you have a good opening partnership...
04:39Yes.
04:39If you have a good base, it's beneficial.
04:41Yes.
04:42If you get 2 out of 10, then you'll have to do tuk tuk.
04:45Like 5-6 years ago, tuk tuk used to happen.
04:48Okay.
04:48Basit, let's do 20-20 first.
04:50Yes, let's do 20-20 first.
04:51Shahid bhai, I want to ask you a personal question.
04:53Okay.
04:54Which colour shirt did you wear?
04:55Light blue.
04:56Light blue.
04:57What was the purpose of this?
04:58These days people ask each other.
05:00Which colour is this shirt?
05:01What's your colour?
05:02My personal colour is black.
05:04No, no.
05:04What was the question?
05:05The one on top.

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