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00:00The most hilarious thing is the cabinet.
00:07You should watch the video to discover it.
00:12It is a big help.
00:14They say the cabinet is a figure of speech.
00:18But it is difficult to teach a girl in discussions
00:22even if you are the winner.
00:24They have a cabinet where they don't use their anger.
00:29They know that it's the right time.
00:31So they're going for it.
00:33Because there was an incident where my wife lost.
00:36She got hit by a car.
00:37That's true.
00:38So I got mad.
00:39I deserve that, right?
00:41When I look back, there was a date that I don't remember.
00:43It was really just a car.
00:45That was in 1996, September 4.
00:48Do you remember that?
00:49So I said, no.
00:51That's the point.
00:52There are things that we forget.
00:54Let's eat.
00:57You know, tamang panahon opens with a whole material on chismes.
01:01Pero dapat panuorin nyo.
01:03Alex, hiling kasi nila, baka naman you can perform a part of,
01:07you know, a chismes.
01:09Ayan, Alex Kalieha.
01:12Yes.
01:13Alam ng mga tao na may aso ako, at marami kaming aso.
01:16Kaya misang iniintriga ako, bait aso ang pinili mo, hindi pusa?
01:19Sa'yo ko, don't get me wrong, no?
01:21May mga advantage kasi yung aso.
01:23For example, maglahat ka sa mga village,
01:25wala ka pang makikitang, beware of cats.
01:28Beware of dogs, meron.
01:30So, aso talaga gusto ko.
01:31Saka wala pang nag-uusap ng magnanakaw na,
01:32pare, huwag natin pasukin ng bahay na yan.
01:34Ang tapang ng pusa diyan.
01:37Hindi ka pa nagising ng ating gabi, diba?
01:40Pag may matapang aso, ang nyabang mo pag gumakaw, diba?
01:42Dalapin ka.
01:43Sino yan?
01:45Matapang si doggy?
01:46Sino yan?
01:47Hindi ka pa nagising na may pusa ka nangingiyaw?
01:49Niaw, niaw, tas nagginuka.
01:51Sino yan?
01:52Kakamuti ka ng pusa ako dito.
01:54Pero, alam nyo, mayroon din sa blay ang aso, ha?
01:56Lalo na pag may kaibigan ka, may matapang na aso.
01:59Ewan ko ba, papasok ka sa bahay, nakaganon yung aso.
02:01Grrrr!
02:02Ano'ng sasabihin ng kaibigan mo?
02:03Pare, pasokan din ang agat diyan.
02:05Lahat ng senyalis, kaagatin ka ng aso.
02:07Pati yung aso, sinasabi sa inyo,
02:08kaagatin kita, huwag kang pumasok.
02:10Ano'ng sasabihin ng kaibigan mo?
02:11Ya, yakapin pa. Ang bait dito, promise.
02:12Natural, ikaw, nagpapakain yan, eh.
02:15Pag pumasok at kinagat ka ng aso,
02:16Ano'ng sasabihin siya ng kaibigan mo?
02:17Ba't ka kaya kinagat niyan?
02:19Siguro masamang tawa.
02:20Ikaw ko pa i-investigahan.
02:22Alam nyo, ba't ako nadala sa aso.
02:25Noong bata ako,
02:27pag inutusan ako ng tatay ko
02:28bubili sa Sari Star Store ng soft drinks,
02:30ewan ko ba, sa lahat ng barangay,
02:32mayroon natang nakakotang isang grupo ng aso
02:35na nakatambay sa daan,
02:36na walang magawa, kundi manghabol sayo.
02:38Kaya nga, marami kang naniligaw diyan na,
02:40saan po yung bahay ni Lilibet?
02:41Kita mo yung mga aso na yun?
02:43Doon yun.
02:44Sige po, mag-aaral na lang ako mabuti.
02:48Da, da, alam mo, grupo ng aso yun,
02:50di ko alam kung sino may-ari yun.
02:51Ano yan, yung isang asong, ano na,
02:53galisin, talagang matandang-matanda na siya,
02:56isa yun.
02:56Tapos yung laging buntes na aso na
02:59tinitira lahat ng aso doon,
03:00yun talaga, pop feeling nga, maganda siya.
03:02Tapos, sabi ng tatay ko,
03:04para hindi ka agatin,
03:05buti na lang walang CCTV no, kasi 80s.
03:07Sabi ng tatay ko, para hindi rin ako agatin,
03:09dapat rao, tumingin akong diretsyo,
03:11wag rin ako tumingin sa aso,
03:12tapos, kagatin ko yung dila ko.
03:14So, na-imagine ko,
03:15gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,
03:18kung may CCTV noon, viral ako.
03:21Yung nanae ko, nakialam din,
03:23anak, ito lang yan,
03:24pag hinahabol ka ng aso, maupo ka.
03:27Titoto yun,
03:28hinahabol ako ng aso,
03:30ang hirap tumakbong nakaupo.
03:32Yun na rin ako.
03:37Paalam sir, maraming maraming salamat,
03:40tamang panahon po.
03:42Mabuti na lang walang CCTV no,
03:44kasi 80s.
03:45So, na-imagine ko,
03:46gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,
03:48kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.
03:50So, na-imagine ko,
03:51hinahabol ka ng aso,
03:51ang hirap tumakbong nakaupo.
03:53So, na-imagine ko,
03:54hinahabol ako ng aso,
03:55ang hirap tumakbong nakaupo.
03:56So, na-imagine ko,
03:57gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,
03:58kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.
04:00So, na-imagine ko,
04:01gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,
04:02kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.
04:04So, na-imagine ko,
04:04So, na-imagine ko,
04:05gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,
04:07kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.
04:08So, na-imagine ko,
04:09gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,
04:10kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.
04:11So, na-imagine ko,
04:12gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,
04:13kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.
04:14So, na-imagine ko,
04:15gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,
04:16kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.
04:17So, na-imagine ko,
04:18gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,
04:19kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.
04:20So, na-imagine ko,
04:21So, na-imagine ko,
04:22gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,
04:23kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.
04:24So, na-imagine ko,
04:25gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,
04:26kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.
04:27So, na-imagine ko,
04:28gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,
04:29kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.
04:30So, na-imagine ko,
04:31gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,
04:32kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.
04:33So, na-imagine ko,
04:34gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,
04:35kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.
04:36So, na-imagine ko,
04:37So, na-imagine ko,
04:38gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,
04:39kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.
04:40So, na-imagine ko,
04:41gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,
04:42kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.
04:43So, na-imagine ko,
04:44gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,
04:45kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.
04:46So, na-imagine ko,
04:47gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,
04:48kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.
04:49So, na-imagine ko,
04:50gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,
04:51kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.
04:52So, na-imagine ko,
04:53So, na-imagine ko,
04:54gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,
04:55kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.
04:56So, na-imagine ko,
04:57gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,
04:58kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.
04:59So, na-imagine ko,
05:00gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,
05:01kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.
05:02So, na-imagine ko,
05:03gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,
05:04kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.
05:05So, na-imagine ko,
05:06gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,
05:07kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.
05:08So, na-imagine ko,
05:09So, na-imagine ko,
05:10gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,
05:11kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.
05:12So, na-imagine ko,
05:13gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,
05:14kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.
05:15So, na-imagine ko,
05:16gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,
05:17kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.
05:18So, na-imagine ko,
05:19gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,
05:20kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.
05:21So, na-imagine ko,
05:22gayotong ako maglaad noong panahon noong 80s,
05:23kung may CCTV no, kasi 80s.
05:24So, na-imagine ko,