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00:00Welcome to Canada, home to maple syrup, 500,000 wild bears,
00:03and where the most common vacation is to camp outside.
00:08So I've dragged my best pal Arthur across the globe to join me
00:10as we test every type of camping that there is,
00:13whilst also trying to survive the wilderness.
00:15Each night we'll be staying in a new location,
00:17and as the week goes on,
00:18we'll be getting more and more vulnerable to nature,
00:20from a nice warm cabin to a cheap $20 tent.
00:24We're going to rate each of the homes
00:25based on their luxuriousness, value for money,
00:27and how likely we'd be able to survive there.
00:30Will we have the trip of a lifetime,
00:31or will we be the easiest meal a grizzly bear has ever had to fight for?
00:36It's quite a big animal, like right in there.
00:38Let's go because I'm shaking.
00:39I don't feel safe.
00:45First up, it's Arthur's choice with his luxury tiny home.
00:48Welcome to our first abode, a tiny home.
00:53This is a little dose of luxury
00:55in the middle of the Canadian wilderness.
00:57Yeah, but it's not really camping though, is it?
01:01All right, first up, look at this lovely decking.
01:04Fresh air.
01:05No, it's nice.
01:06You'll get the sun piercing through the forest trees from time to time.
01:09I'm not hating, but this is just a wooden area.
01:13We have two chairs.
01:13We are just getting started.
01:15Boom, more decking.
01:17This one, we've got cover from the winter snow.
01:19We've got a nice lounge chair, two swing chairs.
01:22Have you clocked this?
01:22There's a hot tub.
01:23Oh yeah, of course.
01:24We're going skinny dipping.
01:25Come on.
01:26All right, please remove your shoes when we go in.
01:28Absolutely, sir.
01:29Absolutely.
01:29And be careful because your mind's about to be blown.
01:31Is it?
01:32Won't be the only thing that's getting blown.
01:34Look at how cozy this is.
01:36Oh, this is nice.
01:37So for what is not a lot of space, you've got a double bed,
01:41a sofa that pulls out into a double bed,
01:43sitting room.
01:44Is this real?
01:44Look at this.
01:45Infrared heater that sits above this double bed
01:48and below that one heating it from the bottom.
01:50It's so nice and open plan.
01:52It's so spacious.
01:52Like imagine sitting here cooking a lovely roast dinner
01:56whilst my beautiful wife of 40 years
01:58is just relaxing on the sofa doing nothing
02:00and the resentment is building because I'm always cooking.
02:03I'm always the one.
02:04Honestly, it pisses me off.
02:05You're going to have a wife.
02:06Kettle, sink, the water here, by the way, fantastic.
02:10Four hobs, all the storage, microwave.
02:12Come look at the little bathroom.
02:14Chip, are you paying attention?
02:18You Ferrero Rocher gobbling menace.
02:20Get up here.
02:21Seriously, lovely little toilet, bathroom,
02:24shower with pebble floor.
02:26You could probably fit five people in there.
02:29Even more storage up there.
02:30I mean, look at the skylight as well.
02:32That means it's so nice and bright in here.
02:33Luxuriousness.
02:34I won't lie, in the beginning,
02:36I was kind of hating on it for being kind of small,
02:38but it's the perfect size for two people.
02:40It had everything you could possibly want.
02:41So easy three stars.
02:43Can I have to give this one a three out of three?
02:47Oh my God, that actually reset my chakras.
02:52There's a lot of natural light, you know,
02:54which I do, I do like that.
02:55It feels like I'm in the middle of an enchanted forest.
02:57All the way with my best friend.
02:59The forest itself is quite ethereal as well.
03:04What does that mean?
03:06Seriously though, for what is probably
03:08less than 150 square foot of space.
03:11I've already calculated it.
03:12I mean, it's not cheap cheap.
03:14It's a good $500.
03:16Value for money is a tough one
03:17because it's a pretty penny at 300 pounds a night.
03:20It's 125 square foot, so it's not that big,
03:23but it's got a lot of amenities
03:24and it's in a really beautiful area.
03:26With everything that comes with it,
03:27I'd say it's semi reasonably priced.
03:29It's not cheap, but it's not like really bad.
03:32I'm going to go two for that one.
03:34I'll give it a 2.5.
03:36Now let's chill.
03:39That's nice.
03:41Ladies and gentlemen,
03:44we'll see you later.
03:54Survivability, it's in the middle of nowhere.
03:56So if the heating goes,
03:58that means the water pipes will then freeze.
03:59I mean, it's going to be sturdier
04:00than almost every other type of camping.
04:02I'd say it's more geared towards being a luxury hideaway
04:05than it is being a home to protect you
04:07from the bearpocalypse, which is coming, by the way.
04:10The only thing is it's not mobile.
04:11So if something bad happens around here, you're stuck,
04:13but you can lock yourself inside.
04:15So I'm going to give it a two out of three.
04:17So it's pretty close.
04:18I'm going to give it a two out of three.
04:19I'm going to give it a two out of three.
04:21A two out of three.
04:22So it's pretty close to three,
04:23but I'm going to give it a two and a half.
04:24And with a pretty lovely score of 14,
04:27that puts the tiny home at our number one spot,
04:29at least for now, anyway.
04:31But it's time for my pick.
04:32And let's just say I'm really branching out.
04:36Come on.
04:39Oh, nice day.
04:40Whoa, it's huge.
04:42Yeah.
04:43It's not even like a scam ripoff,
04:44like it genuinely is a tree house.
04:46It's like Bart Simpson's, but epic-er.
04:48Should we go check it out?
04:48Yeah.
04:49A little stairs, actually.
04:50Do you remember my tiny home was like,
04:52ground level, easy to get to.
04:54A bit too many, I reckon.
04:55Going to be kind of hard to get the suitcases up there,
04:57isn't it?
04:57Nah, it'll be easy.
04:59I thought you said this was going to be easy.
05:01Shut up.
05:02Okay.
05:03Welcome to El Casuchipo and Adler.
05:06Okay.
05:13Oh, instantly you're greeted with a breath of warm air.
05:16It is very warm.
05:18I do quite like the small spaces.
05:19Everything's so cosy.
05:20Yeah, I mean, it's not massive.
05:23I mean, you couldn't stay here with family, could you really?
05:25Honestly, it does the job.
05:27Imagine railing your wife and your, I don't know,
05:29like parents or kids is just down here on the sofa,
05:31just like, oh.
05:32Why does everything you say come to railing?
05:33There's just not much privacy, is there?
05:35So yeah, the inside might be small, not much space,
05:37but the outside.
05:39This outside is genuinely the same square footage as inside.
05:42And that's what I love about the place.
05:44Outside is just as important as the inside.
05:48No hot tub.
05:49Unlike the tiny room I showed you.
05:51But that's all right.
05:52Don't start.
05:53No, I'm not.
05:54No, I'm just observing.
05:55We're in the sky.
05:56No, we're in the sky.
05:59Were we in the hot tub in the sky in yours?
06:00No, we just need to figure out which one's better.
06:02And I'm just pointing out.
06:03Look, at your place, you couldn't jump off the edge.
06:07Luxuriousness.
06:08This place is a city in the sky.
06:10Built up in between three cedar trees and a maple tree.
06:13I can't, you can't really argue against this.
06:15Almost feels like being an adult living my like childhood dream.
06:19A tree house is every young boy's dream.
06:20And now we're living it out.
06:22So I don't know how you can fault this place.
06:24But there's not that many amenities, you know,
06:25no hot tub, no fire pit, nothing like that.
06:27So I'm going to give it a two.
06:29For me, it's got to be top marks.
06:31And I'm going to give it a three out of three.
06:33Whilst camping across Canada is idyllic,
06:35there's one thing letting it down.
06:37Location.
06:38I mean, how am I supposed to get any mobile data
06:40all the way out here in the middle of nowhere?
06:43Oh, you don't know?
06:44Know what?
06:45Why about Saly, of course.
06:47Saly?
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06:56It also has global and regional plans
06:58in case you're planning to visit several countries on one trip.
07:00So from here all the way to New Zealand, you'll be covered for data.
07:04That sounds great.
07:05But installing multiple eSIMs sounds kind of complicated.
07:08Not at all.
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07:14And if you're struggling at all, they have chat support available 24-7.
07:17Wow, that sounds almost as good as a nice hot cup of tea.
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07:22Oh no, we're out of water.
07:24Wait, what happens if I run out of data?
07:26Oh sweet, Arthur.
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07:44Come on, let's show the bedroom.
07:45Oh god, it's huge up here.
07:47Could fit your mother up here.
07:49Could not fit yours.
07:50Agree with me, this is sick.
07:51Yeah, I know, I know it is.
07:53That's what I've been trying to tell you.
07:54Finally, you're appreciating something of mine in life.
07:56Come on.
07:57I've just noticed one thing.
07:58What?
07:58One bed.
08:00Oh dear.
08:01There's a note.
08:02Enjoy your stay up in Owl's Perch.
08:05And there's some Sookie Sookie beers.
08:08And wow, Blackberry bubbly sparking water.
08:10Now that sounds a little bit more like me.
08:12I'm very feminine.
08:14Oh, fuck it.
08:15Oh god, oh god.
08:16I just necked that campbell in.
08:18It's gone straight through me.
08:18So I'm going to check out the bathroom.
08:20Wait a second.
08:21These slidey door things.
08:24Come have a look here.
08:25Can you see inside the shower?
08:26Oh, this is a peeping Tom's dream.
08:28Now I know why you like this place.
08:30Got your shampoo, conditioner, soap.
08:31And look at this handy little contraption, by the way.
08:33Like you, this is going under the radar.
08:35Look at that.
08:38Brilliant.
08:38Cranking tissues.
08:40Let the hog loose.
08:41Apples.
08:42Lovely touch.
08:44Great catch.
08:45Thanks.
08:45And back.
08:46Oh my god.
08:48Survivability, again, is in the sky.
08:52We figured that if you chopped down a few of the stairs,
08:54you'd be inaccessible to most things that would want to kill you.
08:58I've got everything I need in there.
08:59I've got kettle, hot water, all the supplies.
09:02On the other hand, I guess there's not really any chickens.
09:04There's no natural water coming in.
09:06So somewhere in between, I'd probably give it a 1.5.
09:09I'm going to give this a 2.5.
09:12And as night fell, we were left with no choice but to hunt for our own food.
09:16Oh, yeah.
09:17This is life.
09:18Oh, yeah.
09:18I've seen this movie, by the way.
09:20A real tree?
09:21Shit, guys.
09:22Fuck, you are such a dick.
09:25McDonald's to live in here?
09:26To a tree house?
09:27That is crazy.
09:29The rain's got to go up.
09:30Yeah, I back it.
09:32Stop.
09:33And value for money.
09:34It was 200 pounds a night, and you kind of only get one bed.
09:37But other than that, it's a pretty cool, fancy place.
09:40It's not that spacious, so I think I'll have to give it a 1.5 out of 3.
09:44I'm going to give that a 2.
09:45That leaves us with a score of 12.5.
09:47So the tree house comes in at number 2.
09:49Now back to Arthur to bear the responsibility.
09:51And of course, his idea of being close to nature contains a tent with a double bed.
09:56Right, so here we are for our new home for the night.
10:00We're in Glacier Valley Farm, the yurt area.
10:03That's right, we're going glamping.
10:05Glamping?
10:05That's just camping with a heater inside the tent.
10:08And this tent's a heater, all right.
10:10Wait until you see it.
10:11Let's go.
10:12Look at this.
10:13Oh, wow.
10:14It's like Hogwarts on the inside.
10:16It's way bigger than it looks on the outside.
10:18Why are there so many cook chairs?
10:20Two cook chairs there.
10:21Cook sofa.
10:23There's a cut bed somehow.
10:26For the bear.
10:26I'm a little bit worried about the capacity for this tiny thing to warm this entire room.
10:31But alas, we can make like penguins and huddle together in the bed.
10:35Yeah, no, it's got potential.
10:36Seriously though, for what is essentially camping, glamping, glamorous camping,
10:40we've got a water machine, a bin, a dustpan and brush.
10:44Look at this massive black fridge.
10:46This is stuff that they have in everything though.
10:48Like we had this in the last place and the place before.
10:50Tea, coffee, table, chopping board,
10:54cup, sofa, a massive warm radiator.
10:57Okay, that's fair enough.
10:58That's honestly boring.
10:59That is nice considering this is...
11:00Bedside lamp, bedside lamp.
11:01It's got a lot for a tent, I'll be honest.
11:02Big old tartan bed, second tartan bed, three chairs, plugs everywhere.
11:07This is generally like, what more can you want?
11:09I used to have these bed sheets when I was like 16.
11:11Yeah, they're lovely.
11:11They're very cosy.
11:12I'll say one thing, they weren't red and black when I was done.
11:16And it was nothing to do with a woman physically being there either.
11:22How do you do this though?
11:24Oh, that's really best buddy, brilliant.
11:26Right, well...
11:28Oh, it smells like cat urine.
11:31So why are you drinking it, you freak?
11:33So back in the camper van, we've got a bunch of stuff.
11:36Now, we haven't really got the luxury of a restaurant
11:39like some of the other places or really in a restaurant nearby.
11:43Why is that like 5,000 Kelvin?
11:45Yeah, why is it?
11:46God, just why is it white?
11:48I guess we would show you the outside right now,
11:50but of course it's pitch black and Arthur's having a mental breakdown.
11:53My lack of Sprite.
11:54Lack of Sprite, zero, by the way.
11:57So, time for us to get to bed.
12:09It is so cold in here.
12:11Oh, so cold.
12:13We woke up this morning at like 6am and the heater was off
12:16and it was two degrees in here.
12:18My God, it's so cold in here.
12:20We slept in hoodies, jackets, multiple duvets, I'm still so cold.
12:25Survivability has to take a massive knot
12:28from just at how bad the glamping tent was retaining heat.
12:32It's got to be a one out of three for me.
12:34I'll give it a 1.5.
12:39Oh, it's lovely out here.
12:42By the way, this place would be so nice in the summer.
12:44Yeah, it would be so nice in the summer.
12:46Yeah, it would be so nice in the summer.
12:48By the way, this place would be so nice in the summer.
12:50Yeah, but it's not the summer, is it?
12:52We haven't really been able to like make use of it because of how cold it is.
12:54There is a barbecue as well.
12:55And how dark it is when we arrived, but imagine out here grilling some sauce.
13:00What?
13:00Sat in there.
13:01Grilling some what?
13:02Sausage.
13:02You can't let that one just like slip by.
13:04Some sauce.
13:04No one calls it sauce.
13:06Chopping some pints, watching a band of bumbling bison,
13:09some ponies chilling around.
13:11Yeah.
13:11Observing nature, the mountains, women, beers, booze.
13:15Men.
13:16Men, bison, beers, boobs, bison, boys.
13:22All right.
13:22Luxury wise, I genuinely think this campsite in the summer would be an all-timer.
13:27This is probably one of the nicest areas we've stayed in.
13:30The only problem is it's about minus five degrees inside,
13:33so you kind of struggle to get comfy at all.
13:36Cold and luxury, they don't really go hand in hand, to be honest.
13:40The tipi itself was lovely.
13:41There's a lot of amenities inside.
13:43Just the temperature brings it down to probably a two stars out of three for me.
13:48I will give it a one and a half.
13:50And also, £130 for one night.
13:52Seriously?
13:53That is pretty good.
13:53£130?
13:54That is pretty good.
13:55Not bad.
13:56It has good value.
13:57Whoa.
13:58What the hell are those?
14:00They're bison.
14:01Bison.
14:02Ain't that what your dad said to you like 30 years ago?
14:08He just is huge, isn't he?
14:11He's headbutting a pile of shit.
14:13He's lost it.
14:14His mistress is probably driving him up the wall.
14:16She's got to fuck this.
14:18I'm just going to go and headbutt Mignot for the rest of the day.
14:21Do you reckon he's cold?
14:22Yeah.
14:22They'll be freezing.
14:23Yeah?
14:24Although you know bison can withstand temperatures like as low as minus 40.
14:27Like seriously low.
14:28One more cool fact.
14:29Did you know bisons can jump like over six foot high?
14:33Really?
14:33So like that thing could clear us.
14:35Like Michael Jordan.
14:35It's making me think that these fences aren't actually very useful.
14:38Yeah, if he could jump over it.
14:40He looks like my uncle in the eyes a bit.
14:42Like I'm being so in the eyes I can see like a little bit of my uncle in him.
14:46He's looking at me now.
14:47Side eye.
14:48Oh hell no, he didn't say that shit.
14:50Why have I done that accent for the bison?
14:53What the fuck?
14:54Where the hell does that come from?
14:56Uh, excuse me?
15:00You're lovely.
15:01You got a nicer coat than Chip does.
15:03Stay pretty young girl.
15:06Sorry.
15:06Value for money.
15:07£130 for probably the most scenic place we've stayed.
15:11I mean it's pretty good value for money.
15:13This is one of the cheapest places we've stayed at.
15:14If not the cheapest so far.
15:16If it was a little bit warmer it would have scored better but I'd give this a solid two.
15:20I'll give it a 2.5.
15:21A generous score of 10.5 for the air.
15:24Well maybe the frostbite affected our brain cells too.
15:27Luckily we could defrost in the lovely RV that I picked out for us.
15:31Well there she is.
15:33She's a beauty.
15:34She is a real thing of beauty man.
15:354D 350.
15:37Hell yeah.
15:38325 horsepower, 7.8 litre V8 engine and a six-speed automatic transmission.
15:45Oh you can feel it.
15:46Now take a guess.
15:48How much does Poppy cost?
15:51The puppy in the window?
15:52No the motorhome you idiot.
15:55£30,000.
15:56Nope it costs £60,000.
15:58£60,000?
15:59That's RRP by the way.
16:01Or you can do what we did and rent it for about £100 a day.
16:05£100 Canadian pounds that is.
16:06As you can see a lovely rear end.
16:09Just like your mother am I right?
16:11Come on.
16:12Hell yeah.
16:14No it really does though.
16:14Here we have the luggage compartment.
16:17Very spacious.
16:18Got a 30 amp charge point for your electricity.
16:21Keep your heating on.
16:22Your lamps.
16:23Charge our Rose toys.
16:26There is one part of the RV no man should ever step near.
16:31The dookie hole.
16:32Oh no.
16:34One of us is gonna have to unleash that.
16:36Oh but you of course you're like you're older than me.
16:38Quick rock paper scissors.
16:39You're a decade older than me.
16:41Ready?
16:41That's not even true.
16:41Rock paper scissors shoot.
16:43Rock paper scissors shoot.
16:44Yeah.
16:48Chip is the dookie man for the day.
16:50And now Arthur.
16:52We go into the home.
16:53Oh look your mother's here to greet us.
16:57Woof.
16:59Right okay Arthur.
17:01Goat?
17:02Yeah.
17:03Can I get that for you sir?
17:04No problem at all.
17:10Just toss it in the bathroom.
17:11Why don't you toss me in the bathroom?
17:12Come on.
17:13Hey.
17:15Anyway.
17:16We've got everything you need.
17:17We've got a hub.
17:18A microwave.
17:19A cooker hood.
17:21A sink.
17:22Considering we're in the middle of the wilderness.
17:24Look at the space.
17:26I can literally starfish.
17:27I mean you are a very skinny beanie little man.
17:29So hard to tell how spacious it actually is.
17:33The bathroom.
17:34You know because it's so cold outside we have to use de-icer in there.
17:37If we don't put de-icer in we can make pee pee popsicles.
17:40My favorite.
17:43Dining area.
17:44This is kind of sweet.
17:45I like it.
17:47Dining entertainment.
17:49Oh and then there's a cup chair in the corner.
17:52What do you mean by that?
17:53How did you just get that?
17:54What the?
17:56What the hell?
17:57You said cup chair.
17:58Now the dating area actually converts to a bed.
18:02So the date gets even saucier.
18:04But we'll do that later.
18:05Okay and there's another bed up here right?
18:08Hell yeah.
18:09Third bed.
18:10Shotgun.
18:13That was smooth.
18:14Tell me you don't want me after seeing that.
18:16I've wanted you before I saw that.
18:18And finally the cockpit.
18:20And you are our captain.
18:22I'm the captain.
18:24I'm looking forward to plowing some Canadians off the road with this beast.
18:27Right.
18:28All right first up luxuriousness.
18:30It's literally a Ford truck.
18:32So it's not exactly class on wheels is it?
18:36It's somewhere in the middle I've got to say.
18:37Like it's pretty warm and cozy in there.
18:39We've got electricity but it's a little bit cramped.
18:41We have to set up our own bed.
18:43It's a bit rickety when you're driving.
18:44So I'm going to give that one a two out of three.
18:46I think I'll give it a 1.5 out of three.
18:48With the RV inspected it was time to see what the campsite had to offer.
18:52Our RV doesn't quite hold up to these other ones.
18:54Why do so many of these RVs have like things like boards up underneath?
18:58I think it's so that they can store more poop.
19:00These are lovely.
19:01Yeah we could have stayed in one of these.
19:03Well no no because I actually appreciate the RV that we're staying in.
19:06And I think it's a fantastic winter survival vehicle.
19:10If there was a zombie apocalypse there is nowhere you'd rather be than the RV.
19:14It's movable and a home.
19:15That's true.
19:17If the White Walkers came these people would be toast.
19:19The what walkers pal?
19:21White Walkers.
19:23All right let's check out the amenities.
19:25Oh it's so warm.
19:27Wow this is very like genuinely very fancy.
19:30Hand soap, taps, dryers, bins, toilets.
19:34Bro come look at the size of the shower.
19:36Get in there now.
19:38I'm worried you could turn it on.
19:40All right well overall I think the bathrooms are quite nice.
19:43Really clean as well.
19:45Also if you're into wet paint come in here get a little sniff.
19:52Right I think it's time for some lunch.
19:57Not exactly what I had in mind.
20:02Cheers.
20:04Survivability I can't lie this clears all of them.
20:07If bears took over the world I'd want to be in this thing.
20:11They're not going to get us whilst we're indoors.
20:13And like worst case scenario we can take it with us.
20:15You could survive for weeks in there without leaving.
20:17So I'm going to give that one a three out of three.
20:20I'm going to give it a three.
20:21All right well the only downside to the RV is we've got to make the beds ourselves.
20:26Yeah in that case we're going to need three pieces of wool and three planks.
20:30Let us get cooking.
20:32I need one of those popper machines.
20:33Piss off.
20:34No because you're f***ing up my my my place.
20:37No you're ruining my feng shui.
20:38No stop.
20:40No oh my god and this is my stop yours is there.
20:44No please.
20:44No I've got to put down.
20:46You are not creating this is not a safe place for me right now.
20:48Stop messing up my safe space.
20:50Put it anywhere but on my bed where I have to put the sheet down right now.
20:53Fine okay I'm glad we could come to a logical conclusion.
20:57Stop.
20:58Just let me cook.
21:00I can't even look at this because it's constantly got your s*** on it.
21:02You know what constantly has your s*** on it?
21:04My arsehole.
21:05My winnets.
21:06My arse hair.
21:06No it fits perfectly.
21:10Looks a bit mid.
21:12Yeah a little bit.
21:13You want to come sleep with me on the top bunk?
21:14100 percent.
21:15I'm gonna sleep that way so I can see your face.
21:17Yeah so I'll be like this.
21:22Where's the rest of the bed?
21:23I swear this is full of piss.
21:28Why is bro bricked up all of a sudden?
21:32Took one whiff of it.
21:34Oh f***ing hell it is the pillows.
21:38Oh god.
21:40Send me to prison.
21:41Do you reckon you can sleep on the top bunk?
21:43Send me to prison.
21:44Do you reckon if we both like stroked one out tonight
21:48there would be a lot of negative energy stored in the bed?
21:51All right that's enough speaking from you I think.
21:53I think we can call the video there.
21:55Good night guys.
21:56Oh that would have been so good.
21:59Yes my plan has worked.
22:01I guess I'll be seeing your face all the-
22:08Right stop.
22:09We're done.
22:10We're done.
22:10We are done here.
22:11We're done.
22:12All right good night fellas.
22:12Good night guys.
22:18In terms of value for money 100 quid for the caravan very decent.
22:2150 quid for the spot fine.
22:23The main thing was the petrol.
22:25She drinks petrol for fun.
22:27I put in a hundred dollars last night and it went up by a quarter.
22:30I'd still give it a reasonable score.
22:31I'm gonna go with a two out of three.
22:33I think I'm gonna have to give her a one.
22:35Would you look at that a total score of 12.5
22:37meaning that the RV and treehouse are neck and neck in that number two spot.
22:41Moving on it's finally time for the real deal.
22:44Let's just hope we pack that bear spray.
22:49Okay so this is home for the night.
22:53Is this is this it?
22:55Yep we're running out of light so should we set up?
22:59Oh oh nice.
23:01I had one of those when I was 12.
23:02So how are we going to pin it into the rocks?
23:04Where are the are these the pegging holes?
23:06How do you?
23:08I've never really pegged.
23:09What the hell?
23:10It's not going to go into this floor is like.
23:12Oh no you've got that.
23:13It gets no it gets have a go but it gets straight into rocks.
23:16I think we sack off pegging.
23:17Well I guess the weight is your fucking massive ass.
23:20Oh keep this thing intact.
23:22Well whilst it's light should we give them a little preview of
23:25how we're going to sleep essentially.
23:26This is going to be a tight affair.
23:28Oh god this is pining.
23:29This is so rocky.
23:31Oh this is terrible.
23:34Oh we fit snug though.
23:36I'm getting the do bench.
23:37I'm getting the bedding.
23:39Not sleeping on rocks or anything.
23:40Luxuriousness.
23:41There's nothing luxury about it really.
23:43We've got the fundamentals.
23:44We've got a fireplace.
23:46We've got water.
23:47We have some sort of safety with a perimeter.
23:49There's a fence around us to protect us from the bears that apparently visit here very often.
23:53I think I'm going to give it a 0.5 on the luxury scale.
23:56I'll probably have to give this a 0.5 out of 3.
24:00Hey put these in.
24:01Nice.
24:03Hello.
24:03Hello.
24:05Pardon?
24:06You are going to be backing this into that one.
24:10Okay cool.
24:11Cool.
24:12Yeah no problem.
24:14Thanks to Mr Genius over here, Arthur TV.
24:17We've had to move spots because he's taken us to the wrong one.
24:20The woman's come over.
24:21We've been shouted at.
24:22I haven't been shouted at in years.
24:23I'm 30.
24:24Well at least we didn't get the fire going in that plot.
24:26Now we can start here.
24:28I feel like my entire life is dependent on this fire because it's probably going to go to like minus 3.
24:32It probably is.
24:33Give it a little bit of time.
24:36Fucking hell.
24:37You okay?
24:37God I'm not made for this.
24:38She's moving all right.
24:40Oh my god.
24:41So I think that's sufficiently caught.
24:43Now we've got to build a bit of a teepee.
24:45Increase the size of the teepee around it.
24:46The other thing is it's so cold out here.
24:49That's what I mean like we need to make it last.
24:51Otherwise we are dead.
24:52Okay this is looking like it is working.
24:54It's getting there.
24:55Have you seen the sky by the way?
24:56It looks incredible.
24:57Oh my god.
24:59Take a look at her will you?
25:01Wow take it in.
25:02This is what the real outdoors is about fellas.
25:05You need any help?
25:06No it's all right.
25:07I mean that is stunning.
25:08I wasn't offering.
25:09I was just asking if you needed anything.
25:11Well I appreciate the thought question mark.
25:13Come on crack crack.
25:14I'm getting cold.
25:16Crack crack.
25:18That's what they're saying isn't it?
25:20There we go.
25:20Wait Arthur you've actually cooked up a storm.
25:22Wow we actually managed it this time.
25:24Well you know what I can't take credit.
25:25I'm gonna have to give this one to you my old boy.
25:27Thanks man.
25:28So let's start off with some heaters.
25:37Value for money.
25:46She's come in at a sweet $40.
25:49That's pretty good.
25:50We've got the basics but it's come at a basic price.
25:52But to be fair you have to buy the tent which was $60.
25:56So it starts adding up really.
25:57I think we are getting what we paid for.
25:59So I think that's going to be a pretty solid two and a half stars for me.
26:02I'm gonna have to give it a 2.5.
26:03Now if we can get this nice and warm.
26:07The tent won't be actually that bad.
26:09I agree.
26:10Whilst you've been doing that I've been working on these.
26:13Oh nice.
26:14Two little bulbs for the tent so you can see my face when we're sleeping.
26:18Right.
26:18That's nice.
26:19That's actually really nice.
26:20That looks really nice.
26:20I'm actually I'm actually pretty happy with that.
26:22Good job man.
26:23This is genuinely so peaceful.
26:26Like a really soporific fire in front of us.
26:31What the what are you doing in there?
26:34Survivability.
26:34I mean this is the true outdoors as Alpha would call it.
26:37We are just staying in that little tent.
26:39If anything wants to get us it probably could.
26:42There is no survivability in this tent.
26:44It's possibly also the worst tent of all time and Alpha chose it.
26:47I mean just over there there's a ravine with cougars and bears.
26:50And although we've got a thin fence around the perimeter this is open.
26:55I'm gonna have to give this a score of zero.
26:58I'm gonna give this another 0.5 on the survivability.
27:01With the fire and obviously no danger of going out we headed to check the facilities.
27:05So the toilet here is it's an outhouse.
27:09Which if I'm correct means we'll be doing dookie into a bucket.
27:13This is not it by the way.
27:14It's just very scary.
27:15All right so here across this plank.
27:17Oh is this it?
27:18Oh god.
27:19Crikey.
27:20Hold my hand.
27:21No.
27:22Why not?
27:23Literally is like a shrek shed.
27:26Oh my god.
27:27This is scary.
27:29What?
27:29Did you hear that?
27:31There's definitely an animal right like.
27:34No I this is not joking.
27:36I heard the crackle.
27:37Yeah it was the fire.
27:39I genuinely think it was an animal.
27:41That was definitely an animal like no doubt like right there.
27:43Let's look at the outhouse.
27:44This is overcoming too much.
27:45Oh oh it's a proper.
27:49It's actually not that bad in here.
27:51It's just a normal port-a-loo type thing.
27:53That's an outhouse.
27:54Oh lord.
27:56Oh there's been some spray.
27:58Somebody has put a f***ing mash it down.
28:02Okay oh god it's big.
28:04It's still there.
28:06Stop doing that.
28:09Okay I do admit I would do this quite a lot to like.
28:12No but you can hear.
28:13There's quite a big animal like right in here.
28:16Well I don't want there to be though.
28:18Let's just go.
28:18Let's just go.
28:19Let's just do it.
28:19Let's go because I'm shaking.
28:23All right stop this is too much for me.
28:31What is that?
28:32I don't know.
28:33Did you hear how big that was?
28:35Mate it sounded like it was coming to me.
28:38Really?
28:39That's terrifying.
28:40Was that you throwing a stone?
28:41No.
28:42I've just shit myself.
28:43I don't feel safe.
28:45Oh look at the campfire.
28:46Fire looks lovely.
28:49Now what?
28:51Point the torch up there.
28:54Oh.
28:57Oh there are definitely just a lot of animals around here aren't there?
29:00Nothing big but there's definitely something rustling around that white water tank.
29:04I don't even want to be curious.
29:05We can't see.
29:06We're not well equipped.
29:07We don't have bear spray.
29:08We've never encountered a bear before.
29:10This is foolish.
29:11It's a shame it's a cloudy night because otherwise the stars would have been crazy.
29:15I know.
29:16I mean there is a big one.
29:17There's one star.
29:19There is.
29:24You can see the fucking bush moving.
29:26Oh my god right there just on the bottom right.
29:29I'm going in the campfire.
29:31Jim's getting in the van.
29:33Jim don't get in the van.
29:34This is actually so scary.
29:36You're not throwing stuff are you?
29:37No.
29:39No Arthur come back.
29:40All right should we just chill by the campfire?
29:42Yeah you can.
29:43I'll sit here for a bit.
29:46Oh that is actually so nice.
29:49We smashed this.
29:51Yeah it's lovely.
29:53Although I'm still bricking it.
29:55Given it's late should we get into bed?
29:57Yeah.
29:58I think it's time.
29:59Well should we get the iPad?
30:01Watch a little movie maybe?
30:03The Revenant.
30:05No.
30:09Oh god there's not enough space for this.
30:11All right wipe the lights off lad.
30:16Fucking hell disco rave.
30:20Have we got any girls in here tonight?
30:23No we never do.
30:24No but we've got two blokes having a great time.
30:27Let's go.
30:28If you love dirty fucking stinking bass and buzzing.
30:32Oh god damn it.
30:35Good night.
30:36Good night man.
30:37And with the final scores in,
30:39looks like we might be more suited for the luxury life.
30:42Who would have thought?