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00:00Hey Dad, guess what?
00:05Please explain to me what kind of sins does that make?
00:08Cause that is just stupid.
00:09I don't have an attitude.
00:10I don't have an attitude.
00:12I'm asking you cause I don't think.
00:13Dad.
00:14Don't raise your voice at me.
00:15Cause I will give up.
00:17I guarantee you I'll come down now.
00:19I ain't got no attitude.
00:21What are you doing?
00:22I'm looking for it.
00:23I can't find it.
00:24I don't even understand why y'all put it up here.
00:26Dad.
00:27What is this boy calling me for?
00:29Yeah.
00:30Everything alright?
00:31I'm downstairs minding my business trying to watch the news.
00:33Next thing I know the damn wifi go out.
00:35So I call these fools to fix it.
00:36They tell me oh you gotta reset the modem.
00:38I say well where the modem at?
00:39Come to find out that I put the modem in the attic.
00:41Why would they put the modem in the attic?
00:42Because they stupid.
00:43That's why.
00:44Yes I'm talking about you.
00:45And if your mama in the room I'm talking about her too.
00:49Alright.
00:50Well Dad.
00:51Guess what?
00:52Boy don't you see I'm on the phone?
00:53I ain't got time for no games Daryl.
00:54Come on Dad.
00:55Just guess.
00:56I ain't got time for no guessing game Daryl.
00:58Don't you see I'm preoccupied at the moment.
01:00Dad.
01:01This is important.
01:02Are you not listening to me?
01:03I will elbow drop you from the.
01:04Wait a minute.
01:05It's the police ain't it?
01:06Dad no.
01:07Don't you tell them nothing.
01:08I wasn't the one that buried the body.
01:09But as a matter of fact I know who did.
01:10And I'll call them right now.
01:11His dad is going to jail.
01:12Because I'm not about to be the one.
01:13Dad what are you talking about?
01:14And who buried the body?
01:15Oh you wasn't talking about.
01:16Uh.
01:17Nobody.
01:18You know I was.
01:19I was.
01:20I was.
01:21I was uh.
01:22Just joking.
01:23You know.
01:24Trying to.
01:25Trying to you know be funny.
01:26You know.
01:28Alright.
01:29Well.
01:30Anyway.
01:31Dad listen.
01:32I got a job.
01:33Oh Lord.
01:34Damn.
01:37Dad you alright?
01:39Wait a minute.
01:40What did you just say?
01:41I said I got a job.
01:42You mean like a job job.
01:44Yes.
01:45The kind of job with a uniform.
01:46That you clock in and clock out.
01:48And then you get paid every week on Friday.
01:50Well I mean.
01:51For me it's every two weeks.
01:52But.
01:53Yeah.
01:54Please Jesus.
01:55Oh Lord.
01:56Wait a minute.
01:57Hold on.
01:58Wait a minute.
01:59So wait a minute.
02:00You mean to tell me.
02:01You officially.
02:02A working man.
02:03That's right.
02:04Oh.
02:05Got my work schedule and everything.
02:06Oh Lord.
02:07Dad you alright?
02:08Dad?
02:09Dad you good?
02:10Uh.
02:11Uh.
02:12Dad you okay?
02:13Oh.
02:14Oh.
02:15What the hell.
02:16Yeah.
02:17I think I fell out the attic and broke my leg.
02:18Uh.
02:19Uh.
02:20Uh.
02:21Uh.
02:22Uh.
02:23Uh.
02:24Uh.
02:25I think I fell out the attic and bumped my head.
02:26I had this crazy dream.
02:27And you said you had got a job.
02:28I knew I was tripping.
02:29Hold on dad.
02:30That wasn't a dream.
02:31That was for real.
02:32You mean to tell me you got a job for real.
02:33Yes dad.
02:34I have a job.
02:35Oh.
02:36And I get health benefits.
02:37Oh Lord.
02:38Dad you alright?
02:39Dad you alright?
02:40Dad?
02:41Uh.
02:42What the?
02:43Uh.
02:44Uh.
02:45Uh.
02:46Uh.
02:47Uh.
02:48Uh.
02:49Uh.
02:50Uh.
02:51Uh.
02:52Uh.
02:53Okay.
02:54What in the world?
02:55What in the world?
02:56Dang.
02:57Boyfriend, look at my face.
02:58My bad.
02:59I'm just making sure you're alright.
03:00What happened?
03:01I don't know.
03:02I told you I got a job and you just fell out.
03:08You got a job for real?
03:09Yes, Dad.
03:10I really got a job.
03:11Well, I've been damned.
03:12Congratulations, girl.
03:13That's what I'm talking about.
03:14I'm proud of you.
03:15So, what you going to be doing?
03:16I'm going to be doing security.
03:17Security?
03:18What the hell?
03:20Security?
03:21What the hell you know about some security?
03:24What?
03:25Boy, have you lost all that?
03:26Girl, you know, you're not believing, you know, but you ain't really security material.
03:36Did you bump your head?
03:40Okay, okay.
03:41You know what?
03:42How can I say this without hurting your feelings?
03:45You better soften this pill of him.
03:49Now, now, now, now, now.
03:51Hold up, now.
03:52You know, I'm proud of you.
03:54I really am.
03:55You know, but you know I got to keep it real.
03:58And on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being soft and 10 being tough, you, you, you know, you about
04:06a 3 on a good day.
04:08You know, and security got to be tough.
04:13Security got to know how to fight.
04:15I done seen you fight.
04:17You can't fight.
04:19Dad, I don't need to know how to fight.
04:21I'm not doing security at like a club or something.
04:23I'm doing security in a parking lot.
04:25Like, you know how you go to parking and they got those little booths with the arm that go
04:27up and down?
04:28Yeah, I'm doing that.
04:29Okay, okay.
04:30That make more sense.
04:32Because for a minute, I was like, damn, this boy about to get his ass beat.
04:38He had me nervous.
04:40I was nervous, boy.
04:42Anyway, I mean, this is like the easiest job anybody could ask for.
04:46Literally, all I got to do is make sure people pay the part and then make sure I keep an
04:49eye on the cars and make sure they don't get like broken into or stolen or nothing like
04:52that.
04:53Besides that, I'm just chilling in the booth all day.
04:54I mean, it's really just easy money.
04:55Oh, so you still got a protected place, which means they're going to give you some equipment,
04:58right?
04:59Yeah.
05:00So that means you get a weapon.
05:01I get a flashlight.
05:02You ain't no damn security.
05:05But either way, I'm proud of you, son.
05:08You officially becoming a man.
05:10Thanks, Dad.
05:11I am so happy.
05:12Really?
05:13Hell yeah, I'm happy.
05:14That means you can finally start helping out with some of these bills around here.
05:17Let me keep some money for once.
05:19All right, Dad.
05:21Where you going?
05:23I mean, I got to go upstairs and iron my uniform.
05:25I got to work in the morning.
05:26Oh, sookie sookie now.
05:28Better watch out, world.
05:29That's a working man coming through.
05:34Guess what I'm talking about.
05:35My boy done got himself a job.
05:37A J-O-B.
05:41Hopefully he can keep it.
05:42If he's as lazy as he is here, he ain't going to last long, I'll tell you that much.
05:48But I'm proud of him either way.
05:50Got him a job.
05:57No, Roger, listen.
05:58I'm telling you the truth.
05:59Daryl will start working tomorrow.
06:01He got a job doing security.
06:02And he get benefits and everything.
06:05That's what I said.
06:06I'm proud of him.
06:07A working man is a respected man.
06:08He definitely got my respect.
06:10My boy got a job.
06:12You know what?
06:13I asked the same thing.
06:14Yes, he does get a weapon.
06:15Matter of fact, they gave him two grenades and a sniper rifle.
06:18That's right.
06:19Yep.
06:20Oh, he a bad boy.
06:21Yep.
06:22My son got a job with the Secret Service.
06:24That's the White House, in case you ain't knew.
06:27Oh, by the way, what'd you say your son do for work again?
06:29Oh, that's right.
06:30He ain't got no job.
06:31He ain't got no job.
06:34I'm so sorry to hear that.
06:48All right.
06:50Oh.
06:57I had no idea that that don't work.
07:02Here!
07:04All right.
07:05All right.
07:07First day of work in the morning.
07:15All right.
07:21Good morning, dog.
07:23Good morning, dad.
07:24What's up?
07:25What's this?
07:26Oh, nothing.
07:27You know, I just figured a working man like you might get a little hungry later,
07:29so I went in here and packed you a lunch.
07:30Oh, and it's a little nip outside, so I went in here and warmed the car up for you, too.
07:34Thanks, dad.
07:35I appreciate it.
07:36No problem, girl.
07:38You have a good first day at work.
07:39All right, I will.
07:40I'll talk to you later.
07:42Oh, and girl.
07:43Huh?
07:44Just in case.
07:45Remember, all the power comes from the back foot.
07:49So, when you go to swing, make sure you keep that elbow tucked like this here.
07:53And when you swing, aim for the nose.
07:55That's the easiest bone to break.
07:57Now, if you really about that life, you'll bite him in the neck right here with that vein at.
08:00And you'll pop the...
08:01Okay, all right, all right, dad.
08:03Appreciate it.
08:04I'll see you later.
08:05All right, see you later.
08:10All right.
08:16Now, young man, I'm going to shoot it straight with you.
08:18This here is an easy job.
08:20I mean, it's a parking lot.
08:22You know, all you got to do is collect payment and let the cars park themselves, right?
08:26Right.
08:27Wrong!
08:28From this day forward, this ain't just your job.
08:30This is your battlefield.
08:32And on said battlefield, you have one mission.
08:35Your mission is to ensure that no vehicle enters this premises without upfront payment.
08:40And to also ensure that every vehicle remains safe and secure until its owner returns from his or her excursion.
08:47Failure to uphold this mission will result in immediate revocation of your badge and forfeiture of your position within this unit.
08:54You said what?
08:55I will fire your ass.
08:57Do you understand?
08:58Yes, sir.
08:59Good.
09:00Moving on.
09:01Now, the tools provided to you will be...
09:04A whistle.
09:08A flashlight.
09:09And last but not least, most importantly, this right here is your ticket book, or as I like to call it, the book of justice.
09:19If they park without payment, you give them a ticket.
09:22If they park for too long and ain't paid enough, meaning if they paid for 30 minutes and they been parked in that spot for 31 minutes, goddammit, you give them a ticket.
09:29If they park in a handicapped space and they not handicapped, you give them a ticket.
09:33If they park over the line, I don't give a damn.
09:36If the side mirror just so happen to be hanging over it, you give them a ticket.
09:40Boy, if they even get out the car and look at you wrongly, you give them a ticket.
09:44Any questions?
09:46When do I take my break?
09:47When you get home, that's when you take your break.
09:49Now, I got ten other booths to patrol, so I'm going to let you get to it and I'm going to check on you later.
09:54Yes, sir.
09:55Hot ten, hot...
10:03Alright, let's do this.
10:14Okay, I'll rock with this.
10:17A little cold, but that's alright.
10:29That's over the line, over the line, that's over the line.
10:41Alright, first official day at work.
10:44Let's do this.
10:45Let's make this money.
10:57Hey man, what you doing?
10:58Open the gate, I'm trying to get to work.
11:00Oh damn, I'm working.
11:01Oh, my fault.
11:04What's going on, man?
11:06How long you need to park for?
11:07I don't know, probably like six hours.
11:09Oh, I bet. That'll be...
11:10That'll be...
11:14Alright, that'll be $20.
11:15$20?
11:16Man, y'all some criminals, bro.
11:18I just want everything.
11:20Right here.
11:21Alright, cool. Appreciate it.
11:25Oh, how do you open the...
11:27He didn't show me how to open the gate.
11:28He didn't show me how to open the...
11:31Oh, here you go.
11:35There you go.
11:37Alright, man. Have a good day.
11:38Yeah, whatever.
11:41Alright.
11:48Oh, give me one second.
11:52What's going on, man? How you doing?
11:53Hey there, young man. How you doing today?
11:55Hey, I'm doing pretty good. How about you?
11:56I'm blessed and highly favored.
11:58Amen to that.
11:59Now, you must be new, because I ain't never seen you before.
12:01Yes, sir.
12:02Actually, today's my first day.
12:03I just started, so still getting used to it, you know?
12:05Well, young man, I hope God continue to bless you.
12:08Hey, man, thank you. I appreciate that.
12:09Alright.
12:11Let me do the $20 parking.
12:14No problem, sir.
12:16You have a good day.
12:17Alright, now.
12:21What a nice man.
12:24Alright.
12:25First two customers of the day taken care of.
12:28And if I do say so myself, everything is going smooth.
12:32Come on, man.
12:34What am I talking about?
12:35Bob, beat your ass right now!
12:37Man, who do you think you're talking to?
12:38I'm talking to you!
12:39What? Knock the hell out of your big head!
12:41What are y'all doing, man?
12:43Oh, no, they're about to fight.
12:44Security!
12:45Security!
12:46Somebody call security!
12:48You ain't talking to me!
12:49Oh, damn. Alright.
12:51You alright?
12:52You know, I just, uh...
12:54Handle it myself.
12:59Young man, back in the day, we respected our elders.
13:02And if not, you got busted in your face.
13:03As a matter of fact, let me show you what I mean. How about that?
13:05Well, come on, then! Knock me in my face so I can knock them ditches out your mouth!
13:08Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
13:10What's going on?
13:11Man, I'm over here minding my business, parking my car, ready to go to work.
13:14And then this old fossil of a man come in my face, trying to mess with me!
13:17Who you calling a fossil?
13:18Hey, hey, hey, come on now.
13:20Young man, listen here.
13:21Now, I know this is your first day, so you don't know how this go.
13:24But I've been parking in this same parking spot since 1952.
13:27Me and Martin Luther King wrote the I Have a Dream speech right there where he's standing.
13:31Man, that's cat.
13:32Come on, knock off your cap!
13:33What's up, nigga? What's up?
13:34Okay, okay, okay, all right, all right, look.
13:37Can you please just find another spot?
13:39Man, why I gotta move? I'm a paying customer.
13:41Man, I ain't going nowhere.
13:43Look, sir, if you could just find...
13:44Don't even think about asking me, because I'm not moving.
13:47I'm not moving.
13:48Nope.
13:49All right, okay, okay, okay.
13:50How about this?
13:51How about if you can just move your car to a different spot?
13:54I'll let you park for free.
13:55I'll go, I'll give you your money back, and you can park here all day as long as you want.
13:58Wait a minute, wait a minute.
13:59I'm the victim here.
14:00I've been parking here over 50 years.
14:02I ain't never got free parking.
14:03What about me?
14:04All right, okay, okay.
14:06If y'all can just squash this, I'll let both of y'all park for free, all right?
14:13All right, all right, all right.
14:16Think I can get with that?
14:19I'll be right back.
14:22You're lucky this time.
14:25I was a boxing champion over 40 years.
14:27I hit you so hard, I knocked your hairline back.
14:30Look like this here.
14:32Damn!
14:33Nah, you got it, bro.
14:34You got it.
14:35My hairline already going back.
14:36I'm just 22.
14:42Hey there.
14:43Hey, Pastor, how you doing?
14:45Yeah, I'm actually right outside the church right now.
14:47I thought I had an emergency.
14:49Thought I had to lay hands on somebody, but Jesus was on his side today already.
14:55All right.
14:57See you in a minute.
15:02Get that leg up in there.
15:05No, no, wait a minute.
15:06Wait, damn it.
15:07Wait a minute.
15:08I got it.
15:09I got it.
15:10I got it.
15:18All right.
15:24All right, Pastor.
15:27All right.
15:28That could have been worse.
15:31All right.
15:37Hello?
15:38Hey, man.
15:39Hey, is that security booth in the parking lot?
15:40Yeah, what's going on?
15:41How can I help you?
15:42Man, where you been?
15:43What?
15:44Hey, bro.
15:45My car got broken into last night in your parking lot.
15:48Oh.
15:52I'm so sorry to hear that.
15:53You're sorry?
15:54I don't care about you being sorry.
15:55The question is, what you going to do about it?
15:58Uh, well, actually, sir, we are not responsible for cause of personal property losses.
16:03The hell you ain't?
16:04You said you secured it?
16:05What you supposed to be securing it in?
16:07Uh, look, hey.
16:09This is my first day, so I don't really know how to handle stuff like this.
16:12Hey, look.
16:13Hey, nah.
16:14Hey, look, bro.
16:15Forget all that.
16:16Either y'all going to take care of the damages or on guard, I'm going to have to come up
16:19there and take care of you.
16:20The choice is yours.
16:22Look, bro.
16:23I'm sorry, but I ain't going to be able to help you.
16:25I'm new here, like I said.
16:26My manager should be back in a little bit.
16:27If you want, you can call back when you get here and maybe he can help you out.
16:30But like I said, I'm new.
16:31I can't do nothing for you.
16:32All right?
16:33You ain't going to be able to.
16:34You can't help me.
16:35Nah, I ain't going to be able to help you.
16:37Man.
16:39Hello?
16:41Hello?
16:42You.
16:44All right.
16:45Excuse me.
16:48Hey, man.
16:49What's going on?
16:50What's going on, man?
16:51Hey, real quick.
16:52I got to run to my girlfriend's house to pick something up.
16:53You mind if I park here for like five minutes?
16:54Yeah, for sure.
16:55It should be $10.
16:56$10?
16:57Bro, I'm only being here for like five minutes.
16:58You can't just let me slide?
17:00Oh.
17:01Nah.
17:02I'm not really allowed to do that.
17:03Come on, man.
17:04You serious?
17:05I'm going to be in and out.
17:06I understand.
17:07You know, but I'm just doing my job.
17:08You know?
17:09It's not really up to me.
17:10Man, it is up to you.
17:11All you got to do is hit the button and open the gate.
17:12Okay.
17:13Yeah, but I'm not supposed to be doing that.
17:14Aw, come on, man.
17:15Black man to black man.
17:16Do me a solid.
17:17We're supposed to look out for each other.
17:18I'm your brother.
17:21I don't know you.
17:22Man, this day ain't getting no worse, man.
17:23First, I lose my job.
17:24Then my dog choked on a dinner stick and died this morning.
17:25Then my girl talking about she pregnant.
17:26Well, that's good news.
17:27Right?
17:28It would be if it wasn't my brother's baby.
17:29Oh, damn.
17:30Can't catch a break.
17:31Look, bro.
17:32I'm going to keep it a buck with you.
17:33That's the only reason I'm here.
17:34The only reason I'm here is so I can go in there, look at her face, and tell her how
17:35much she hurt me.
17:36But that I'm a man, and I'm a B.I.
17:37I'm a man.
17:38I'm a B.I.
17:39I'm a B.I.
17:40I'm a B.I.
17:41I'm a B.I.
17:42I'm a B.I.
17:44I'm a B.I.
17:45I'm a B.I.
17:46I'm a B.I.
17:47I'm a B.I.
17:48I'm a B.I.
17:49I'm a B.I.
17:50I'm a B.I.
17:51I'm a B.I.
17:52I'm a B.I.
17:53I'm a B.I.
17:54I'm a B.I.
17:55I'm a B.I.
17:56I'm a B.I.
17:57I'm a B.I.
17:58I'm a B.I.
17:59I'm a B.I.
18:00I'm a B.I.
18:01I'm a B.I.
18:02I'm a B.I.
18:03I'm a B.I.
18:04I'm a B.I.
18:05I'm a B.I.
18:06I'm a B.I.
18:07I'm a B.I.
18:08Alright, man.
18:11Go on to your business.
18:12Thank you, man.
18:13God bless you, bro.
18:14No problem.
18:34You can have a baby with my brother.
18:37What the hell?
18:59Bro, where is this dude at?
19:01Bro, he told me five minutes.
19:03It's been almost two hours.
19:05Oh, come on, man.
19:08You know what?
19:09Do I feel bad for the dude?
19:10Yeah, I do feel bad for him.
19:11You know what I'm saying?
19:12But at the end of the day, I got a job to do.
19:14I got hired to do a job.
19:16So, you know what?
19:18He told me five minutes.
19:19He lied to me.
19:20So, I think it's time for my first ticket.
19:23It's time for my first ticket.
19:24How about that?
19:25Yeah.
19:26This is my booth.
19:27I'm the security around here.
19:28Gonna take advantage of me.
19:29Nope.
19:30Not gonna happen.
19:31Gonna take advantage of me.
19:35What the hell?
19:36Hey, man.
19:37Tell me what you're doing.
19:42You told me five minutes.
19:44Five minutes been passed.
19:46So, you left me no other choice.
19:49So, what?
19:50You gonna write me a ticket?
19:52Give me five more minutes, bro.
19:53Just five more minutes.
19:54All I gotta do is put the bag over my head.
19:56I mean, finish our conversation,
19:59and I'll give you five more minutes.
20:01I mean, finish our conversation,
20:05and I'll be right back.
20:06Look, bro.
20:07Like I said earlier,
20:08I'm just doing my job.
20:09All right?
20:10You know, I was trying to be nice.
20:11You know, you took advantage.
20:13So, now you gotta deal with the consequences.
20:16Oh, is that right?
20:18Yeah, that's right.
20:21And, you know,
20:22hopefully you learn your lesson for next time.
20:26You say five minutes,
20:27you mean five minutes or you get a ticket.
20:29So, you have a nice day.
20:34Hey, hold up, man.
20:35What you doing?
20:38Hey, man.
20:39You better back up or I'll blind your ass.
20:41Hold up, man.
20:42Wait a minute, bro.
20:43I'm sure you can work something out.
20:44Calm down.
20:45Hold up, wait a minute.
20:46Let's be reasonable.
20:47Wait a minute.
20:48Hold up.
20:57Hello?
20:58Can somebody please help me?
21:01Anybody here?
21:06What's up, there?
21:07Hey, Dad.
21:08What you doing here?
21:09Hey, you know I had to come see my working boy in action.
21:11Look at you with your suit on,
21:12with your little security booth and everything,
21:13looking all official and whatnot.
21:15Top flight security of the world, Craig.
21:17That's you.
21:18You know I had to come down here and see you.
21:20Well, plus, you know,
21:21I need to lax it.
21:22I tried to make a movement this morning.
21:24Doesn't mean to do do.
21:25I guess my bowels is all clogged up
21:26from all that red meat I've been eating.
21:27So I need something that's going to flush the entire thing.
21:29Dad, Dad.
21:30Come on, come on now.
21:31Anyway, forget all that.
21:32You don't want to hear about my bowels.
21:33How your first day going?
21:34You get the whoop in the ass yet?
21:36No, not yet.
21:39You know, it's going all right.
21:41You know, I'm just trying to get the hang of it.
21:43You know, that's it.
21:44And you will.
21:45Just give it a little time.
21:46It's your first day.
21:47You just started.
21:48Can't have it all together right now.
21:49And keep your head up.
21:50Don't let nobody run over you out here.
21:51And if they do, remember what I told you.
21:53Keep that elbow tucked like this, yeah?
21:55And when you go to swing, aim for the nose.
21:57That's the easiest bone to break.
21:59I know.
22:00Thanks, Dad.
22:01No problem.
22:02Well, I ain't going to hold you.
22:03I'm going to let you do your thing.
22:04You a working man, so go ahead and get your money.
22:06And I guess I'll see you back at the house.
22:08All right, Dad.
22:09All right.
22:25What, you ain't figured out how to work the gate yet?
22:27What?
22:28Dad, I can't just let you through.
22:29You got to pay.
22:30I got to do what?
22:31Yes.
22:32Dad, I can't let nobody through without payment.
22:34Boy, you better check your birth certificate right where it say father.
22:38That's my name.
22:39I've been paying your whole life.
22:41Better open this damn gate.
22:42Dad, I'm sorry, but I can't let you in unless you pay the part.
22:44I'm doing my job.
22:45Boy, I'll snatch you out that booth and beat you with it.
22:47Don't forget.
22:48Don't forget I'm the one that raised you.
22:50How many times do I got to remind you?
22:51I'm the reason for your existence.
22:53Dad, I know.
22:54I understand that, but my boss said I can't-
22:55I am your boss.
22:56I got all the power.
22:57I pay for the roof over your head and the food in your belly.
22:59Matter of fact, I pay for the Wi-Fi you use to fill out this job application.
23:03If anybody the boss, it's me.
23:04Now, let me ask you something.
23:06Which boss are you more afraid of?
23:08That boss or this boss?
23:20That's what I thought.
23:25Later!
23:26I'll see you tonight.
23:27All right, Dad.
23:28See you at home.
23:32You know what, though?
23:34I mean, low-key, he right.
23:36Like, you know what I mean?
23:38Matter of fact, that's the last time I'm letting anybody through this gate for free.
23:41I'm security.
23:43I got to be tough.
23:44I got a job to do.
23:45I got to say what I mean and mean what I say.
23:47And if they don't like it, they can back that car up on out of here and they can go back home.
23:50From now on, I'm going straight savage mode.
23:53And I put that on guard.
23:54Ain't nobody else getting through this gate for free.
23:56Nobody else.
23:59Man, what?
24:00What?
24:22Not good.
24:24Yeah, that's what we thought.
24:25That's what we thought.
24:30That's what we thought.
24:47Ain't nobody else getting in there.
24:56Yes, sir, no problem.
24:57You have a good night.
25:01Man.
25:12Nah, for real.
25:14Ain't nobody else getting through this gate without paying me, bro.
25:16Nope.
25:17Nobody else.
25:18And I mean that.
25:20On God, I mean that.
25:22Ain't nobody else, bro.
25:24Nobody else get through.
25:26Oh, God, bro.
25:27I really mean that.
25:28This is my booth.
25:29I run all this.
25:30I shut this whole parking lot down.
25:32I'm just kidding around here.
25:34I mean that on God.
25:35I want to see somebody get past my gate.
25:37Come on.
25:39This is mine.
25:40I run all this.
25:41This is me.
25:42This is all me.
25:44I'm Mr. Who's mind here.
25:46Come on.
25:47Come on.
25:48Trying to get over on me.
25:49Can I pawn for free?
25:50Nope.
25:51Hell no.
25:52From now on, that's my answer to everything.
25:53Hell no.
25:54I'm savage, boy.
25:55Straight savage.
25:56Big dog.
25:57Big dog.
25:58What's happening?
25:59Come on.
26:00You trying to squabble?
26:01You trying to squabble?
26:02Don't move.
26:04Don't kill me.
26:05Don't kill me, please.
26:07Shut up.
26:08Shut up.
26:09You shut up.
26:12So you said you can't help me, right?
26:13You can't help me?
26:14Man, what are you talking about?
26:15Man, you know exactly what I'm talking about.
26:20D.
26:21Is that you?
26:22What?
26:23Man, it is you.
26:24D, look.
26:25It's me.
26:28B.J.
26:29Man, I should have known that was my dog.
26:31D, what you doing here?
26:32Man, I'm working.
26:33What the hell are you doing here?
26:34And why are you going around robbing security booths?
26:35First of all, I don't just go around robbing security booths.
26:39You know what I'm saying?
26:40I'm trying to better myself.
26:41You know what I'm saying?
26:42And I didn't even know you worked here.
26:43Yeah, I just started.
26:44Today's my first day.
26:45Oh, okay.
26:46All right.
26:47You're the one I talked to earlier.
26:49Remember I called and I was telling you how my car got broken into last night?
26:52That was you?
26:53Man, yeah, that was me, bro.
26:55I came to visit my girl last night.
26:56So I'm like, all right.
26:57You know what I'm saying?
26:58I'm going to come visit my shorty.
26:59You know what I'm saying?
27:00We chilling or whatever.
27:01So I go upstairs.
27:02You know what I'm saying?
27:03We handling a lot of business.
27:04I come back down.
27:05Couldn't find out.
27:06My whole junk got raided, bro.
27:07They came and stole all my studio stuff, all my keyboards, my microphone, my interfaces,
27:10everything.
27:11Oh, then I called you this morning.
27:12You talking about, oh, I can't help you.
27:13I didn't know what else to do.
27:14So what?
27:15You were just going to rob the place?
27:16I mean, not necessarily.
27:17You see what I'm saying?
27:18James, you just had a weapon pointed at my back.
27:19A weapon?
27:21What you talking about?
27:22Oh, you talking about this?
27:23Oh, no.
27:24That's my hand.
27:25Yeah.
27:26That's like a scare tactic.
27:27Yeah, yeah.
27:28No, no, no.
27:29I don't mess with weapons.
27:30No, see, robberies get your ass locked up.
27:31I ain't going back to jail.
27:32I ain't doing that.
27:33Robbery in general will get you locked up.
27:34Stupid.
27:35Especially robbing a security guard.
27:36What's wrong with you?
27:37I could've hurt you or something.
27:38Wait, what?
27:39All you get is a flashlight.
27:40What you going to do, blind me to death?
27:41Either way, what you just tried was stupid, bro.
27:42You could've got yourself killed.
27:43You could've got yourself killed.
27:44You could've got yourself killed.
27:45You could've got yourself killed.
27:46Either way, what you just tried was stupid, bro.
27:47You could've got yourself locked up or killed or something.
27:48Either way, what you just tried was stupid, bro.
27:49You could've got yourself locked up or killed or something.
27:50All right, all right.
27:51I hear you, bro.
27:52I wasn't trying to hurt nobody.
27:53I was just trying to get this money back.
27:54Since y'all wasn't going to pay for the damages, you wouldn't have found nothing.
27:55No way.
27:56I ain't made no money since I've been here.
27:57All you're going to find in there is some dust.
27:58Damn.
27:59All right, bro.
28:00I guess I just had to figure it out.
28:01They stole all my stuff, bro.
28:02Only thing they didn't get was my laptop.
28:03And that's because I took it with me.
28:04Somebody had to go that night.
28:05Somebody had to.
28:06Somebody would've met the Lord that night, bro.
28:07Because I don't play like that.
28:08But that's my music.
28:09I don't play by my music, bro.
28:10Well, at least you got to keep your music.
28:11That's good.
28:12Yeah.
28:13That's good.
28:14That's good.
28:15That's good.
28:16That's good.
28:17That's good.
28:18That's good.
28:19That's good.
28:20That's good.
28:21That's good.
28:22That's good.
28:23That's good.
28:24That's good.
28:25That's good.
28:26That's good.
28:27That's good.
28:28That's good.
28:29That's good.
28:30That's good.
28:31That's good.
28:32That's good.
28:34Yeah, that's fixed.
28:47What, bro?
28:47Speaking of music, you busy?
28:49Yes, I'm busy.
28:50I'm working.
28:51Working on what?
28:52That register's empty.
28:53You ain't made a dollar.
28:55You ain't done nothing all day.
28:56And, all the sudden, you busy.
28:57Is it too late for that?
28:58D.
28:59Come on, bro.
29:00I just need your opinion.
29:01music video to go with it come on bro come on D. James I'm at work bruh this is
29:08my job and it's my first day I'm trying to make a good impression well
29:12obviously you're doing a horrible job at the register empty and a good impression for who?
29:15you're the only one in here. For my manager he was here but he stepped out for a
29:19little bit. How long you been gone? I don't know probably like six hours. Six hours?
29:27you trippin we got plenty of time. I'll make it quick don't even worry about it I'll make it quick
29:33all right all right let's hurry up man. Watch out.
29:43Hurry up man.
29:49Ooooo ID here we go all right bro so this song is basically like it's like it's like me
29:56telling my story from the beginning like like like starting from high school you
29:58see what I'm saying?
30:02This thing about to go crazy.
30:04I keep telling people bro I'm the best rapper in the world bro.
30:06I keep telling people.
30:08All right here we go.
30:14Big James back on the track you know
30:16I'm about to go take it back.
30:18This how it started no cap.
30:20I was in back of the class.
30:22I had my pen and my pad I was writing
30:24just minding my business.
30:26Ms. Johnson came over she said what you doing?
30:28She snatched up my paper and said pay attention.
30:30I said now hold on Ms. Johnson you trippin.
30:32You see that I'm busy not giving back why is you playing?
30:34She spit out her gum in my paper then crumbled it up
30:36and told me to go solve the equation.
30:38Y'all only equation I know is that me plus these
30:40balls equal millions so what is you saying?
30:42She said well your rapping is trash and your songs
30:44heavy ass so I know you nothing to me.
30:46Oh hell nah nah it's on.
30:48Call the ambulance get them on the phone.
30:50Big James about to break a few bones.
30:52She got up and she told me to stop it.
30:54She pulled a taser right out of her pocket.
30:56So I took off to the principal office.
30:58Beat on the door I said hey Mr. Principal
31:00this lady trippin.
31:02You better get her.
31:04I'm about to stick her.
31:06Next thing I know she had bust through the door
31:08and shocked me in my liver.
31:10I ain't gonna lie I fell it hurt.
31:12Okay whatever I'm good though.
31:14But I got right back up and I looked at her face
31:16and said don't let me catch you in my hood though.
31:18She said oh that's a threat I said no that's a bet.
31:20This is gang time.
31:22Then the principal grabbed me and drug me outside.
31:24He lucky that we ain't the same size.
31:26He told me to leave said I was expelled
31:28and told me I bet never come back.
31:30And from that day forward I was done with school.
31:32I don't need no degree I'ma just rap.
31:36Dee that boy said
31:38the only equation I know is that
31:40me plus these balls equals me.
31:42So what is you saying?
31:44Tell me that wasn't tough bro.
31:46Nah that was dope.
31:48I need a whole animated music video to go with it too.
31:50That was hard I like that.
31:52I mean you know I had to switch it up.
31:54Try something a little different you feel me.
31:56I feel it I feel it yeah.
31:58That was fire.
32:00And speaking of fire.
32:02What the hell going on right here?
32:04This ain't no meet and greet.
32:06Who is you and what are you doing in my security booth?
32:08Oh he actually uh.
32:12Abido check this out.
32:14So I actually came up here to talk to you.
32:16You feel me cause see what happened was.
32:18I parked my car here last night.
32:20Come to find out my car got broken into.
32:22And they stole all my stuff.
32:24So being that y'all claim to be security and what not.
32:26Y'all gonna have to reimburse me for all my stuff.
32:28And pay for my broken windows.
32:30Young man why don't you do me a favor and uh.
32:32Turn around and read that sign on the wall right there.
32:36Not responsible for cause of personal property
32:38lost or stolen or for injury to persons
32:40cause of personal property or premises.
32:42In other words.
32:44I'm sorry that happened to you.
32:46But it ain't my problem.
32:48Now unless you want to be arrested for trespassing.
32:50I suggest you exit my booth.
32:52And go on about your business.
32:54Me.
32:58Aight D.
33:00I'm a bounce bro.
33:04And just know bro like.
33:06With your Sheriff Woody Toy Story looking ass.
33:08Just know bro.
33:10Don't let me catch you in the street.
33:12Don't let me catch you in the street.
33:14Cause if I catch you in the street.
33:16Don't let me catch you.
33:18That's all I'm gonna say bro.
33:20That's all I'm gonna say.
33:22Trust me.
33:24You can't afford to live on my street.
33:26Hold up y'all.
33:28Hold up.
33:30Who this wanna be smoking a bad thing.
33:32You know what.
33:34I'm a leave.
33:36I'm a just leave bro for somebody really mess around and get hurt.
33:38Cause I just got out.
33:40Aight bro.
33:42Aight bro.
33:44And you remember my name.
33:46Remember Big James.
33:48Cause when I get on top bro.
33:50I'm a buy this booth and I'm a buy your house.
33:52You ain't gonna have no where to work or no where to stay.
33:54I'm a God boy playing with me bro.
33:56I'm from the west side.
33:58That's Big James bro all day.
34:00Talking to me like you crazy.
34:02Look at this man.
34:04Now I know.
34:06We didn't cover this.
34:08I didn't think I needed to.
34:10But apparently I should have.
34:12As stated before.
34:14This here is your battlefield.
34:16Within your battlefield.
34:18This is your bunker.
34:20Never let the enemy penetrate your bunker.
34:22If you do.
34:24You compromise the entire operation.
34:26Jeopardize the mission.
34:28And bring dishonor to your entire team.
34:30In other words.
34:32Next time I catch you letting somebody else in here.
34:34You're fired.
34:36You're fired.
34:38Is that clear?
34:40Yes sir.
34:42Good.
34:44Cause I don't like repeating myself.
35:07Everything alright?
35:11Honestly.
35:13I'm confused.
35:15See because.
35:17The register is empty.
35:19But the light.
35:21Is full.
35:23You wanna explain that to me?
35:25Well see what happened was.
35:27Wait a minute.
35:29You said the parking lot full?
35:31No it's not I just checked it a minute ago it was empty.
35:33Ain't nobody out there.
35:36What?
35:38How the hell?
35:40Wait a minute.
35:44Nah.
35:46Wait hold up.
35:48Something ain't right.
35:50I just checked like five minutes ago.
35:52It wasn't nobody out there.
35:54This don't make no sense.
35:56How the hell?
35:58Alright here we go.
36:00This ain't about to go crazy.
36:02I keep telling people.
36:04Hold up.
36:18I can explain.
36:20Wait a minute.
36:22What happened was.
36:24No need to explain.
36:26I see this happen all the time.
36:28I know exactly what happened.
36:30Really?
36:32There was a whole lot out there.
36:34And no money in the cash register.
36:36Oh it's very clear what happened.
36:38You stole it.
36:40Wait what?
36:42No that's not what happened.
36:44You betrayed your own.
36:46And let the team down.
36:48I gave you the benefit of the doubt.
36:50Thinking I could trust you.
36:52And you failed me.
36:54Do you wanna know.
36:56What we call people like you.
36:58Oh we got a good name for people like you.
37:00Daddy.
37:02Not only do traitors get fired.
37:04But traitors get dealt with.
37:06So what I'm gonna do is.
37:08I'm gonna give you five seconds.
37:10To put that money back in that cash register.
37:12Or I'm gonna knock your head smooth.
37:14Off your shoulders.
37:16I'm telling you the truth.
37:18That's not what happened.
37:20Five.
37:22Bro I'm trying to tell you that's not what happened.
37:24Calm down.
37:26What is going on?
37:28When you swing your left foot.
37:30Make sure you tuck that elbow in like this.
37:32And when you swing.
37:34Make sure you aim for the nose.
37:36Two.
37:38That's the easiest bone to break.
37:40One.
37:42Wait.
37:44You better recognize food.
37:50I'm so sorry.
37:52You fine.
37:54You fine.
37:56I'm back.
38:08Time for your weather update.
38:14What's up dad?
38:16Come on over here and talk to me.
38:18First day as a working man.
38:20How I go?
38:22Honestly dad.
38:24It didn't really go like I hoped it would.
38:26Oh boy it's alright.
38:28It's your first day.
38:30Don't nobody get it right on the first day.
38:32It's gonna take time.
38:34Keep your head up.
38:36Tomorrow is gonna be way easier.
38:38You watch.
38:40Yeah it's gonna be easy alright.
38:42Since I'll be at home.
38:44Say what?
38:46I got fired dad.
38:48You got fired?
38:50Everybody that came through the line either couldn't pay.
38:52Or wouldn't pay for some reason.
38:54Either they didn't have the money.
38:56Or they bullied me into letting them park for free.
38:58I even had to let two dudes park for free to stop them from fighting.
39:00I'm sorry.
39:02Dad.
39:04I know you were super excited about me working and stuff.
39:06So.
39:08I'm sorry to let you down.
39:10Dura.
39:12Listen here.
39:14Was I excited about you working?
39:16Yes I was.
39:18You're damn right.
39:20I was very excited.
39:22But it's okay.
39:24You didn't let me down.
39:26If anything I want you to look at this as a lesson.
39:28The reason that people were able to pity you into letting them park for free.
39:30And bully you into not paying and all that stuff.
39:32Is because you let people take advantage of your kindness.
39:34Now there's nothing wrong with being nice.
39:36I'm the nicest guy you'll ever meet.
39:38But sometimes in life son.
39:40You gotta be able to poke your chest out.
39:42And let people know I ain't no sucker.
39:44And you ain't gonna get over on me.
39:46At the end of the day.
39:48It's not personal.
39:50You got a job to do.
39:52And people are gonna come up to you with all kinds of stories.
39:54They're gonna say oh my dog died.
39:56And my girlfriend just broke up with me.
39:58And my momma's sick.
40:00And you gotta be able to look them in the eye like a man.
40:02And say your momma can go to hell.
40:04I got hired to do a job.
40:06And I'm gonna do my job.
40:08And if you don't like it.
40:10You can back this ragged ass piece of metal you call a car.
40:12Up out this parking lot.
40:14Right. And then I got punched right in my face.
40:16And that's fine.
40:18But at least you stood up for yourself.
40:20I done lost plenty of fights standing up for myself.
40:22For real.
40:24No that's a lie.
40:26But I'm trying to make you feel better. So just listen.
40:28The point is.
40:30A part of being grown.
40:32Is being able to stand up and say.
40:34I understand what you're going through and I'm sorry to hear that.
40:36But I got a job to do.
40:38So if you ain't got the money. I don't know what to tell you.
40:40Getting fired at your age is easy.
40:42If I get fired.
40:44Hell.
40:46If I get fired we sleeping on the street.
40:48And I got a bad back so I ain't going on no street.
40:50So forget all that being nice.
40:52I got bills to pay.
40:54You understand what I'm saying.
40:56Yeah I understand. You right.
40:58I know I'm right. I been on this earth a long time.
41:00People think I'm just mean.
41:02I ain't mean.
41:04I'm just securing who I am and what I believe.
41:06And if the kids say.
41:08I'm a stand on business.
41:10Yeah. I know what you mean.
41:12Thank you dad.
41:14I appreciate it. No problem.
41:16And chill.
41:18You should still be happy.
41:20Even if you work one day you still getting paid.
41:22What? Dad I got fired.
41:24I don't think I'm still getting paid. I don't know about that.
41:26What? I mean yeah we were supposed to handle all the paperwork and stuff this week.
41:28So I ain't got no direct deposit set up.
41:30And he ain't mention about no money when I left.
41:32No. You need to go handle that right now.
41:34Nah. It's alright.
41:36I don't deserve it no way.
41:38I barely got through the first.
41:42I don't think you understand what I'm saying.
41:44I wasn't asking you. I was telling you.
41:46You about to go handle that right now.
41:48Boy you worked the whole ship.
41:50Fired or not. Somebody owe you some money.
41:52Dad it's no big deal.
41:54It is a big deal. You do a job. You get paid.
41:56That's the way the world work. Go get that money.
41:58Dad I promise you I'm good. It's not that serious.
42:00Go get that money.
42:02Alright. Okay.
42:04What if he say no?
42:06If you come back in this house empty handed.
42:08It's going to be me and you.
42:10Boxing match.
42:12Last man standing.
42:14On the roof.
42:16So you got a choice to make.
42:18You want to deal with him.
42:20Or you want to deal with me.
42:26Hey man what's going on?
42:28Hey um.
42:30This is Darryl.
42:32You just fired me about an hour ago.
42:34Listen.
42:36So I just remembered.
42:38I still worked the full ship today.
42:40So that means I still get paid.
42:42Right?
42:44You must have failed and bumped your head.
42:46I ain't giving you nothing.
42:48Hello.
42:50Alright.
42:54So I figured I'd have some fun with him.
42:56He basically said he was.
43:04So what's it going to be?
43:12Yes officer.
43:14I would like to report an assault please.
43:16Yes sir with a deadly weapon.
43:18It sure was.
43:20I was scared as hell.
43:24Alright D. You ready?
43:28Yeah I'm ready.
43:30He's going to talk to Big Jane.
43:32He might not know I'm from the west.
43:34I grew up in the street.
43:36Talk to me like that.
43:38It's game time baby.
43:40Let me pray first.
43:42Aw man we going to jail.
43:46Well.
43:48At least I'll be paid I guess.
43:52Let's get this money.
44:02Thanks for watching.