Chris Distefano is trying to be the best father he can be but nowadays, words speak louder than actions—so Chris is ac | dG1fYkIxbzlLTUo1aUE
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00:00My dad really is trying, okay?
00:02But he's got a third-grade education.
00:04So, listen, it's not all home runs,
00:07but the guy tries, and that's what I'm looking for.
00:12Like, I swear, he calls me up one day.
00:14He was like, Chrissy.
00:15He was like, listen to me.
00:17You know your daughter's Puerto Rican, right?
00:20I was like, um, yeah.
00:24I mean, she's eight years old.
00:25She has a tattoo on her.
00:26So...
00:31I'm joking. I'm joking.
00:32Look, the Latino's having fun.
00:34It's always the white people.
00:35That is not okay!
00:38I'm joking. I'm joking.
00:40My daughter was born with a birthmark right here.
00:43It says, bariqua.
00:49It's a condition.
00:53No.
00:54I said, yeah, yeah.
00:56Yes, I know she's Puerto Rican.
00:58I mean, do you know?
00:59It's your granddaughter.
01:01He was like, yeah, well, listen.
01:03All right, I've been doing the research,
01:06and they don't throw sweet 16s in the Latina culture.
01:10All right, you can go like a real idiot
01:12if you try to throw her a sweet 16,
01:14because that's not what her and her people do.
01:16I was like, okay, first of all, she's eight.
01:19So I'm not remotely at all, not for one second,
01:23thinking about her sweet 16.
01:25Second of all, she's born and raised in America.
01:28They absolutely have sweet 16s.
01:30He was like, no, no, no, see, that's where you're wrong.
01:33You're living in your white bubble
01:35with your white privilege,
01:37and I won't stand for that no more.
01:39I've been talking to my friends down at the bodega,
01:42and they're telling me they don't throw the parties
01:47for the girls at 16 in the Latina culture.
01:50They throw the parties for the girls at 15.
01:52They call them quesadillas.
01:56Uh, okay.
01:57You guys ready?
01:58I want to be my Barbie star.
01:59Come on.
02:00You guys ready?
02:03Come on.
02:04I want to be my Barbie star.
02:06Come on, right?
02:08Right?
02:09If you didn't get a career quesadilla,
02:10now you get a bedroom.
02:12You never know where you're going to be thinking in life.
02:14Set it on fire, baby.
02:17Oh.
02:20You ready?