• 2 days ago
A lonely young man introduces his new girlfriend to his parents and they immediately hate her for no reason. | dG1fWlBURlZzU3d1ZWM
Transcript
00:00Josie's having a party tonight. She just texted me.
00:02Um, I don't know about that, man. I just...
00:04Come on, bro. She just got new roommates.
00:06They could be kind of hot.
00:11I was parked in a handicap spot, but it was for five minutes.
00:15I left my hat...
00:20I'm in Minnesota this weekend for my brother's birthday,
00:23but I'll be back for the fourth.
00:24Miniature soda.
00:30I'm in Minnesota this weekend for my brother's birthday,
00:32but I'll be back for the fourth.
00:34I'm in Minnesota this weekend for my brother's birthday,
00:36but I'll be back for the fourth.
00:40Hey.
00:42Hey.
00:56Okay.
00:58You getting some good workouts in, huh?
01:00Yeah, he's super buff now. He's trying to be a model, you know.
01:02Oh, really?
01:04Yeah.
01:06Uh, no, she's joking.
01:09I gotta tell you, I was watching this killer documentary on the streaming
01:12about penguins.
01:14This one penguin, he goes and wanders off,
01:16away from the herd.
01:18You know what happened to him?
01:20Dead.
01:22That's why we gotta stick together.
01:24Of all the people on this planet, you only got one family.
01:27We gotta look out for each other.
01:30Ain't that right, Eddie?
01:35Come on, what did you say?
01:37Nothing.
01:39Would that be okay with you?
01:41No chance, no chance.
01:43If that was my girl, I'd feel like, yikes, yikes.
01:47You're being super distant lately,
01:49and I feel like I can't even talk to you.
01:51Listen, Lucas,
01:53I've been putting up with a lot of shit lately.
01:55You said you'd give me time and space and shit,
01:57and you're not doing that.
01:59Okay, but I promise, I promise, I promise.
02:01I'll give it to you, please.
02:03And here we are.
02:08I just want you to know that
02:11I'm always gonna be there for you,
02:13no matter what.

Recommended