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00:00Fifteen years ago, I reviewed a video of a guy playing games online.
00:05His name was PenguinZZero.
00:07He was a short guy with a funny voice and an unusually large head,
00:11but he was good at what he did.
00:13So now, a decade and a half later, I'm told he's doing really well for himself.
00:18And so, I came to check up on him and see how he's been doing.
00:3018 years ago, I began this journey on YouTube.
00:54Over half my life, I've spent making silly shit online.
00:57And I've loved every second of it.
00:59And I can only hope you've enjoyed it as much as I have.
01:02But it's time I step away.
01:04Don't cry because it's over.
01:06Smile, because Season 2 is going to be even better.
01:10I'm leaving you all in great hands.
01:13That's about it.
01:14See ya.
01:27What's up, everybody? It's Critical.
01:29And this is a video for the most difficult game I've ever played in my life.
01:33It's called QWOP.
01:35What it is, is you are an Olympic runner by some incredible feat.
01:42But, uh, apparently this guy has no bones or cartilage,
01:46and you must somehow control this weird ass to, uh, a hundred meter finish line.
01:52Oh, I was gonna kick this shit off the hinges.
01:55What is this?
01:57Oh my gosh, what's he doing?
01:59What's he doing?
02:00Oh, good, he stopped.
02:01He probably tore a hamstring. He was hauling ass.
02:03Thought he was gonna grab my wiener.
02:06Chef Vordovask, this court has seen you accused of terrorism and heard your defense.
02:11Why the fuck is Bill Clinton reading an encyclopedia?
02:14And what the fuck is wrong with this dude's mouth?
02:17Well, fuck you, you tuxedo-wearing son of a bitch.
02:21Are you really off balance after one cocktail? You're fucking lightweight.
02:23And you call yourself an alcoholic? You should be ashamed.
02:25Okay, the controls are extremely unresponsive.
02:28I don't know if it's because the game is not well made, or because of all the alcohol.
02:35Oh!
02:41Oh, he rifted that little bitch.
02:44You think that's gonna save you? From the revolver god?
02:49Woo!
02:51Hey there, I'm Bo Riles, glory hole virtuoso.
02:54If you're trying to shut down operations on a glory hole, look no further than the liquid drywall.
02:58Just spray our whip cream on there and bingo bango bongo vanishes in seconds.
03:03The portal to the dick dimension may be closed,
03:05but those cherished memories of sucked wieners will live on within you forever.
03:09Our shaving cream requires no extra tools, no mess, no repairmen.
03:13Fuck this repair guy in particular.
03:15Give me that wall, bitch.
03:17This is her Colorado cases.
03:19Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
03:29Kill him, I'll give you money?
03:31How much?
03:32What's the bounty on me team killing this guy and looking at his reaction?
03:35200k GP?
03:37We're talking in GP? I'm on it.
03:45It was a mis-input, mis-input!
03:47Calm down! You calm the fuck down!
03:49It was a mis-input!
03:51Oh my fucking god.
03:53I was an extra in the Hunger Games Mockingjay part 1.
03:57I know, I know, no autographs.
03:59I'm just a normal person like all of you.
04:01I put my pants on one nipple at a time and wipe my ass crack after a hard shit with both hands.
04:18The End
04:36Woo! Yeah, baby!
04:40That's what I've been waiting for. That's what it's all about.
04:42Woohoo! We're making a unicorn take a shit.
04:44Woohoo!
04:46It's the scotch open.
04:48It's the scotch open.
04:50Fuck, this is exciting.
04:52Fuck, this is exciting.
04:54This is exactly what we practiced for.
04:58I can't believe it.
05:00I can't fucking believe it.
05:02He just lost.
05:04Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
05:09Exactly what we practiced for.
05:11Yes!
05:14Mmmmmm!
05:16Bang!
05:18Oh my fucking god, yes!
05:20Woo!
05:23Yeah!
05:27Yes!
05:29Woo!
05:31Woohoohoo!
05:33Oh my fucking god.
05:36Bro, that was a lower bracket run for the fucking ages.
05:41Hey Charlie.
05:42Hey Charlie.
05:43Hey Charlie.
05:44Hey Charlie.
05:45Hey Big Moist.
05:46Hey Charlie.
05:47Hey Huge Charles.
05:48Hey Charlie.
05:49Andrew Gooden's here.
05:50What's up?
05:51He's like over there.
06:07He's got his own rules. We're just following them.
06:10Alright boys, I want a good clean fight.
06:15He was in disguise. He was in disguise.
06:20How'd he get out of Guantanamo?
06:22What the fuck?
06:23Oh!
06:25Is this allowed?
06:27He was in Guantanamo for years.
06:30He's supposed to be in prison.
06:31He's supposed to be there now for white collar crimes like inside trading.
06:37You want this one?
06:38No.
06:40No.
06:46You're bringing shame to this warehouse.
06:50I'll just finish it.
06:51Yeah!
06:55So Charlie always has a fear of his balls hanging out.
07:01That was awesome.
07:02How close was that?
07:04Okay.
07:05Alright, you ready?
07:06Ready.
07:07Oh yeah, that's nothing.
07:09I get that worse at the game.
07:12Yeah, I'm not worried.
07:13What you have there is not clips.
07:15These are mags.
07:17The same way that this is also a mag.
07:22Well that's the end of this video.
07:23Remember to rate the video, comment the video, and subscribe if you want to see videos similar to this one.
07:28See ya.
07:35Thank you Charlie, you will be missed.
07:36But now, let's meet our cast for season two.
07:42First up, playing the part of Chelsea, we have Iron Mouse.
07:48Hello?
07:49Is this thing on?
07:51Hi!
07:52It's me, Iron Mouse!
07:58I'm going to be taking over the role of Chelsea.
08:01And I'm really excited to be here.
08:03Thank you so much for having me.
08:05This has been a huge dream come true for me.
08:08I can't believe I've been given such an amazing, incredible opportunity.
08:12So thank you so, so much!
08:15Awesome.
08:17Next, playing the part of Matt, we have an aspiring Blue Man Group member.
08:32Okay.
08:36And next up, playing the part of Aaron, we have Antron.
08:44Super excited to be here.
08:46I can't wait to tackle this challenging role.
08:49I have an extensive background at Juilliard that I plan to use to a T, indubitably.
08:57Excellent.
08:58And playing the role of Chase, we have Jordan.
09:06Hey, how you doing?
09:07Happy to be here.
09:08My name is Jordan.
09:09Don't really know what's going on.
09:10Just got out of the Everglades with my snakes.
09:13Yeah, happy to be here.
09:15We're going to have a killer Season 2.
09:16Let's go.
09:18Indeed.
09:20And playing the role of Danny will be Neil Blomkamp.
09:24Hi.
09:25I'm Neil Blomkamp.
09:27I have been hired to direct Season 2, which is, I would say, an amazing opportunity.
09:35I'm extremely, extremely excited about where this could go.
09:39I've been a really big fan of the channel for a long time, and the offer kind of came out of nowhere.
09:45I couldn't believe it at first.
09:46This is one of 30 warehouses that have been purchased for Season 2.
09:51We also have about 6,000 to 7,000 acres in Idaho that have been purchased.
09:57That's for bigger gags.
09:59We have five hot air balloons.
10:01We have two helicopters.
10:02These are smaller replica scale helicopters just for testing some of the gags.
10:08I think it's going to be pretty big.
10:11I mean, like, pretty big.
10:14Oh, but we're not done yet.
10:16We've got one more thing.
10:18Oh, but we're not done yet.
10:19We've got one more big reveal.
10:26And now, the moment none of you have been waiting for, the man who will be replacing Charlie,
10:31you might know him from Twitch, the one, the only, Mr. T-Pain!
10:37Mr. T-Pain!
10:47What's up, everybody?
10:48It's Critical.
11:01I'm a 40-year-old Libra, and my blood type is Ozempic.
11:07Who's ready for Season 2?
11:11I said, who the fuck's ready for Season 2?
11:16We have so much in store for you.
11:17We're going to do movie reviews.
11:21We're going to play some video games.
11:24We're going to talk about current subjects.
11:30And then we're going to play some more video games!
11:33We're going to do more shit than your creepy uncle at a Turkish bathhouse.
11:39This is going to be the biggest thing I've ever done in my career, and all of my exes are from Florida.
11:43I've done some big shit.
11:46And now, let's get Season 2 underway, and this party started.
11:53In 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
12:02Woo!
12:07That's about it.
12:08See ya.