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00:00In the first episode of Gaki no Tsukai Ara, we will have a comedian episode card battle!
00:10Everyone, I'm going to read it.
00:12Yes!
00:13Those who are comedians, comedians...
00:15He's reading it so well.
00:16He's reading it so well.
00:17You have to make people laugh.
00:19So, I would like to hold a comedian episode card battle.
00:26Wait a minute.
00:27I'll make it a narration.
00:30A new project, a comedian episode card battle!
00:34The rules are one-on-one, one-on-one.
00:37Out of the 60 comedian cards,
00:39choose one of the five that are randomly distributed.
00:42If it's this comedian,
00:43choose the one that says,
00:45I know a good episode.
00:48The person who shows off a more interesting episode
00:50and wins two in a row first
00:52will advance to the tournament.
00:54The participants this time are these eight people.
00:57Who will be the first champion?
01:09Everyone will be the judge.
01:11Let's do our best.
01:13Let's do our best.
01:15The first match of the first round,
01:17Kin-chan vs. Kanaka Naoki.
01:20Please show us the card.
01:23It's the same as mahjong.
01:25That's right.
01:27This comedian, please.
01:35Here are their cards.
01:37No matter how shallow the relationship is,
01:40you have to squeeze out an episode.
01:43Then, both of you.
01:45Card.
01:46One, two, three.
01:49Who?
01:50The first champion, Kin-chan.
01:53Shima-san.
01:55He's the only comedian.
01:57The first champion, Kin-chan.
01:59Please.
02:02I'm the same age as Shima-san.
02:04We've been drinking together for a long time.
02:06When I drink, I have a bad habit.
02:09When I get drunk,
02:10my second personality,
02:11the number, appears.
02:13Usually, my eyes are a little far from here.
02:15But when it's the number,
02:16I go right here.
02:18In the position of a hammerhead shark.
02:20When that number appears,
02:22I want to flirt with a girl.
02:25I can't help it.
02:27At one point,
02:28the four of us were drinking with a girl.
02:31She said,
02:32I'm going home.
02:34After that,
02:35I want to flirt with Shima-san no matter what.
02:37So I kept chasing her.
02:39The girl went into the ticket office.
02:41Shima-san also went into the ticket office.
02:44At that moment,
02:45the doorbell rang.
02:46In the ticket office,
02:47Shima-san and the girl were locked up together.
02:50The girl said,
02:51It's disgusting.
02:52She was slapped.
02:53Shima-san was in a mess in the ticket office.
02:56He fainted.
02:58That's a scary story.
03:00It's scary.
03:01It's a scary story.
03:02It's scary.
03:03Now,
03:04Tanaka-san.
03:05Let's go.
03:06Daisuke Iyagawa.
03:08Go ahead.
03:12Daisuke-san is
03:15a little older than me.
03:19Recently,
03:21he and I
03:23have a common conversation.
03:25When we work together,
03:28he always asks me
03:30to lend him
03:32a toothbrush set.
03:35Daisuke-san says,
03:37It stinks.
03:39Stop it.
03:40That's our common conversation.
03:43Time's up.
03:45It's a scary story.
03:47It's a scary story.
03:49It's a scary story.
03:50It's a scary story.
03:51Now,
03:52it's your turn.
03:54Let's go.
03:58Here.
03:59Here.
04:00Here.
04:01Here.
04:02Great.
04:03Here.
04:04Here.
04:05Shima-san's story is
04:06from the beginning to the end.
04:08It's a long story.
04:10It's a long story.
04:12Wait a minute.
04:13What?
04:14Can you make me smell this bad?
04:16First,
04:18Tanaka-san wins.
04:21Me?
04:22Good.
04:23You can have the card.
04:25Shima-san.
04:26You can use it.
04:28You can use it.
04:29The second one.
04:31Are you ready?
04:33Please show your card.
04:34Go ahead.
04:39Kin-chan,
04:40please.
04:43Until a while ago,
04:45we were doing a fighting game.
04:47We were fighting and
04:48I came to stop you.
04:49I said some bad things.
04:50Normally,
04:51I don't check it.
04:52But,
04:53Mr. Kaminoma
04:54wanted to check it.
04:55So,
04:56I told the director
04:57what I thought.
05:00He said,
05:01I can't say such a thing.
05:02If I said such a thing,
05:03it would be a terrible thing.
05:05As a result,
05:06we were asked
05:07by the staff
05:08what we thought.
05:09They said,
05:10when you take the Shinkansen
05:12from Tokyo to Osaka,
05:13you eat two bentos.
05:15They said such a terrible thing.
05:17But,
05:18Mr. Kaminoma
05:19ate two bentos
05:20for 50,000 yen.
05:21I see.
05:22That's all.
05:23He was calm.
05:24He was calm.
05:25That's scary.
05:27Next,
05:28Tomizu Ken-chan,
05:29please.
05:32Of course,
05:33he is a senior to us.
05:35Mr. Tomizu
05:36and Mr. Ken.
05:38In the first corner of
05:40Gaki no Tsukai,
05:42there was a game
05:43called Kuso Kaeshi Derby.
05:46Yes, there was.
05:47Are you OK?
05:48Yes, I'm OK.
05:49Mr. Ken
05:50was asked to answer
05:52various questions
05:53about sudden beating.
05:55Of course,
05:56he answered
05:57all the questions
05:58such as
05:59Kuso Kaeshi Derby,
06:00gag,
06:01and so on.
06:02That's a lot.
06:04Well,
06:06can I stop?
06:10Why?
06:11I'm curious.
06:12What's going on?
06:14What's going on?
06:15We thought
06:16it was difficult
06:17to watch.
06:18We thought
06:19it was difficult
06:20to watch.
06:21But,
06:22Mr. Ken
06:24answered
06:25all the questions
06:26and left.
06:27That's what I heard.
06:28That's all.
06:29That's all.
06:30I see.
06:31I see.
06:33Let's start.
06:34One, two, three, go!
06:39The winner is
06:40Mr. Ken.
06:41Why did you choose me?
06:43Why?
06:44I don't understand
06:45why you chose me.
06:46I don't understand
06:47why you chose me.
06:48Don't say that.
06:50You should win next time.
06:51That's right.
06:52You've already
06:53won once.
06:55OK,
06:56please show
06:58your cards.
06:59Here you are.
07:00It's decided.
07:01Is it 1 or 8?
07:05I think it's a card.
07:06You got all the cards here.
07:08What?
07:10All the stolen cards.
07:11Well,
07:12let's see.
07:15I heard that
07:16when Mr. Tomizu
07:18was shooting
07:19in the resort town of China
07:20in the island
07:21of southern sea,
07:22in the resort town of China,
07:24there was a monument
07:26in the resort.
07:28It was a gag
07:30in front of the monument.
07:31So,
07:32I heard he did a gag called Ketsu Kainan Tō, and Tomizu Masa said it was funny.
07:39He said it was the funniest gag he'd ever done.
07:44Apparently, the Kainan Tō monument in China is a very important place.
07:49Apparently, that's where he got all his money.
07:54Because he did Ketsu.
07:55I've heard of that.
07:56Really?
07:57Now, Mr. Tanaka, please.
08:02I was in a drama called Hotspot in January.
08:10It was set in Fujiyoshida.
08:13Mr. Shimasa is from Fujiyoshida.
08:19So Mr. Shimasa told me that it was set in Fujiyoshida.
08:28There were a lot of people there, and it was very crowded.
08:37It was very, very crowded.
08:39Time's up!
08:41It was very crowded.
08:43It was more than crowded.
08:48Here we go.
08:49Ready, set, go!
08:53Rain wins!
08:55So, Kin-chan wins!
09:00How was it?
09:01I could really feel Mr. Tanaka's humanity and cuteness.
09:06But I don't think it's up to the purpose of this show.
09:11The second match of the first round.
09:13Oswald Itō vs. Endō Shōzō.
09:17It all depends on this one.
09:18It all depends on this one.
09:21Now, the two of you, please be ready.
09:23Here we go!
09:28As you can see, each of them has a card in their hand.
09:31Which card will they choose to determine the outcome of the match?
09:38Here we go!
09:43Now, it's your turn, Itō.
09:45Here we go.
09:46Shibata vs. Miojo Shimofuri.
09:48Mr. Shimofuri is our first-ranked senpai.
09:53He won M-1 pretty early on.
09:57He's also got a Kanburi.
09:59I think he's the type of person that the younger generation would look up to.
10:06But he got a lot of things too early.
10:10I don't know where to start.
10:17One time, when I had a drink with him,
10:21we had a toast,
10:23then we had a second drink,
10:25then we had a third drink,
10:26then we had a fourth highball,
10:29and then he said,
10:30the alcohol is so good!
10:32I was like, what do you want me to think?
10:35I get that it's the first beer,
10:38but when I had my fourth highball,
10:40and he said, the alcohol is so good,
10:42it didn't make me look cool.
10:45I think that's why Mr. Shimofuri is stretching his back.
10:50He's got a lot of sisters.
10:52Are you okay?
10:53Why?
10:55Time's up!
10:59Now, it's your turn, Itō.
11:03I've been taking care of Mr. Degawa since I was in my 20s.
11:07I'm sure you've seen a lot of his stories on TV.
11:13But from what I've experienced,
11:15one day, Mr. Degawa sent me an e-mail.
11:21I don't know if it was because he was eating,
11:26but he said,
11:27En-chan, which one is fruit or vegetable?
11:32And I was like,
11:34I don't know if he was talking about that.
11:37So I thought it was funny,
11:39and I said,
11:40Oh, watermelon is made of plastic.
11:44I was like, what?
11:47And then he said,
11:49En-chan, thank you.
11:53That's all.
11:56Time's up!
11:59This is hard.
12:01Let's go!
12:02One, two, three, go!
12:08I see.
12:10Kin-chan.
12:11Itō was good,
12:12but at the end,
12:13I felt like I was going to die.
12:16I was nervous at a speed I didn't expect.
12:20It came later.
12:23Itō is in a dilemma.
12:25What's the next card?
12:27Here it is!
12:29The next card is Hide from Nakayama.
12:33Let's go!
12:37I didn't see this card.
12:40I just heard about it.
12:43I heard that only Hamada and Sanma
12:47are allowed to do XXX in the dressing room.
12:53I heard that.
12:55When I heard that,
12:57Hide from Nakayama said,
12:59Why can't I do it?
13:01He's pissed off.
13:05It's a great power balance.
13:07I think so.
13:08I think so.
13:09I think so.
13:10I think so.
13:11After that,
13:12Endo showed Kasuga's episode,
13:15but he lost to Itō's episode,
13:17so it's even.
13:20The game is now in the third battle.
13:26Here you go, Itō.
13:31It's heavy.
13:32It's okay.
13:33Itō!
13:34It's okay.
13:35Your shoes are off.
13:36It's not okay at all.
13:46It feels good.
13:47Airweave.
13:48It's a type that overlaps with your bedding.
13:50It's a type that overlaps with your bedding.
13:51It's a type that overlaps with your bedding.
13:54You can choose the hardness of your shoulders and waist.
13:56It's very comfortable.
13:58We're in the middle of a fair.
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18:43Please take a look!
18:46May I take a look at the cards, everyone?
18:49Here are the cards of this time.
18:52The cards they chose are…
18:55Please give us the cards, please.
19:00The first place is Jinnai.
19:04All right, here you go.
22:29That was unexpected.
22:31That was unexpected.
22:33That was unexpected.
22:35That was unexpected.
22:37When I said Serang, I was a bit flustered.
22:41Okay, everyone, let's go.
22:43Ready, set, go!
22:47Kin-chan, how about this?
22:49Yes, both of them were interesting.
22:51But Jinnai-san...
22:53I know Jinnai-san now.
22:55So he's more funny.
22:57Ninja Second.
22:59Both of you, show your cards!
23:05The first one is...
23:07Tsurube-san.
23:09Go ahead.
23:11I heard this directly from Serang Takahashi.
23:17Tsurube-san has a lot to do with people he met on the Shinkansen.
23:23That's what I heard.
23:25Takahashi was a big fan of a program called Papepo TV,
23:29which was run by Kamioka Shisho and Tsurube Shisho.
23:33Takahashi's relative had a stroke,
23:37so he secretly went to watch Papepo TV when he was in middle school.
23:41But it was recorded at a pretty late time.
23:45Takahashi, who was in the first year of middle school,
23:47couldn't stay awake.
23:49He fell asleep the moment it started.
23:51He kept sleeping.
23:53He woke up and said,
23:55That's it for this week.
23:57After he became an entertainer,
23:59he told Tsurube Shisho.
24:01When I was in the first year of middle school,
24:03I was invited to watch Papepo TV.
24:07Tsurube Shisho said,
24:09I remember you.
24:11He said,
24:13I was laughing at you.
24:17It's a story that makes everyone happy.
24:19Next, Minami Gogo.
24:21Go ahead.
24:51Super Wilds
24:53PlayStation
25:21Shonan BIO
25:23Free Counseling
25:25Hello, New Idea!
25:27Honda's new electric car,
25:29N-VAN E, is born!
25:31A thin large-capacity battery
25:33can be laid out effortlessly.
25:35With this unique technology,
25:37you can realize a vast interior space.
25:41You can load a lot of large luggage
25:43and run.
25:47You can also use it as a power supply.
25:49An electric car that can be used seriously,
25:51N-VAN E, is born!
25:55You've started capital management,
25:57but you can't get up or down.
25:59I can't relax anymore.
26:01Wells Navi for you.
26:03Don't worry, everything is automatic.
26:05Capital management.
26:07Wells Navi
26:09Next, Minami Gogo.
26:11Go ahead.
26:13Before the conflict,
26:15he was the leader of Shochiku.
26:17We got along very well.
26:19He took care of me a lot.
26:21I didn't have a job at all.
26:23When Mr. Kimo was busy,
26:25he said,
26:27Minamikawa,
26:29how about a car?
26:31Can't you drive a car?
26:33I want a car,
26:35but I can't buy a car.
26:37I have a car
26:39that suits you just right.
26:41I want to give you a present.
26:43I'll give it to you.
26:45You pay for it.
26:47I'll do the main body.
26:51That's how it ended.
26:53But a month or two later,
26:55I didn't die.
26:57Then,
26:59I got a message on LINE.
27:01Hey,
27:03are you interested in cars?
27:05I said.
27:07Oh, you're interested in cars.
27:09No,
27:11an unpopular entertainer like you
27:13is cool.
27:15Then,
27:17I got a message on LINE
27:19from a used car center.
27:21It said,
27:23this is perfect for you.
27:25What does that mean?
27:27It's a very difficult joke.
27:31A year later,
27:33we had a dispute.
27:35Mr. Kimo's dispute.
27:37I don't know.
27:39He said something like minus
27:41to me.
27:43I got a message on LINE.
27:47What's his purpose?
27:51The end.
27:57I expected a lot.
27:59It's a mystery.
28:01Everyone,
28:03are you ready?
28:05Let's say it together.
28:07One, two, three.
28:09You all won.
28:11So,
28:13Mr. Koba won.
28:15Congratulations.
28:17I was so excited.
28:19I was like,
28:21what's so funny?
28:23I'm sorry.
28:25Next week.
28:27Gaming episode card battle.
28:29The final episode.
28:31We'll have a look
28:33at Nob's special card battle.
28:35I think you should stop.
28:37And the semi-final.
28:39Who will be the winner?
28:41Who will be the winner?
28:43Who will be the winner?
28:45Recently,
28:47I've been...
28:51The last episode is
28:53on Hulu.
28:55Mr. Kamenashi
28:57is going to America.
28:59Kamenashi.
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