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00:00Previously on The Real Housewives of Potomac...
00:03My man, Darius, and I just found a house.
00:06What does your man do?
00:08My man is in the NFL. He's Kansas City Chiefs.
00:11Oh, they just won the Super Bowl.
00:13Yeah, it's the second Super Bowl.
00:15Hi.
00:17Welcome to the Queen City.
00:19Whoo!
00:20Four.
00:22What you got in store for us, Lake Norman?
00:24Three.
00:26This is cute.
00:28You talk.
00:30Two.
00:31Are we sharing a bathroom?
00:33Ah!
00:35One.
00:36Happy birthday!
00:38My party!
00:40Yes!
00:41Mia, I will be back tomorrow.
00:43Yes, doll.
00:44Tomorrow morning is Angel Nadour's
00:46cap-and-gown ceremony at this hotel.
00:48Safe travels.
00:49Six.
00:50TJ and I aren't intimate. He's a devout Christian.
00:52I have not been intimate with anyone in a year.
00:54Oh, wow.
00:55Did you have a scar on your forehead?
00:57I'm asking because I want to know what...
00:59Why am I...
01:01Don't ask me s*** about my scar!
01:03Driving with a suspended registration illegal
01:07and then driving while impaired by alcohol.
01:10This is what you're defending. Is that what you stand for?
01:12Jacqueline and Mia are saying
01:14that we need to take you to rehab.
01:19Should I be worried about you?
01:24Thank you for asking me, and no.
01:26Rehab is not something that you think you need at all?
01:31No, no. And if I did, I would tell you all because...
01:33And you never told them?
01:34Never.
01:35Let me tell you something.
01:36Karen is very open and honest about who she is...
01:38I'm not ashamed of anything.
01:39...and what she has going on.
01:40That doesn't really bother me because I am an advocate
01:42for people who, if we get sick, let's get help, okay?
01:45Mia has been through rehab herself.
01:48Oh, really?
01:49Has she?
01:50Mia started the joint practice
01:51because she had an opioid addiction.
01:53Baby!
01:54What?
01:55God damn it, Karen!
01:56What?
01:57Are you kidding me?
01:58No.
01:59I'm not gonna sit here and act like that shit unraveled me
02:01when I know my truth.
02:02I care what the final black and white is.
02:05I just can't believe this.
02:07I love Karen, but it's just too much at this point.
02:10Now we're just throwing out anything.
02:13Mia's a lot of things, but we're just,
02:15we're not gonna do that.
02:16My court date is in two weeks.
02:18I know it's hard for you as my friend...
02:20It hurts me to hear that about you.
02:23Look who you are talking to.
02:24You're talking to a woman who is sleeping with her boyfriend
02:28while her husband is in the house with her.
02:31Are you kidding me?
02:32No, I'm good.
02:33Mia doesn't want to protect anyone.
02:35Mia wants to elevate herself.
02:37She'll step on Jesus to stand up.
02:39I take this personally.
02:40Payback is a mother-fucker.
02:43I love you.
02:44I love you, too.
02:45All right, babe.
02:46I feel, for my girls, dealing with all this drama,
02:50but I am in a birthday bubble.
02:53Like, I ain't got time for this.
02:56I'm a whole new decade.
02:58Like, no.
03:12What is that?
03:13Is it yummy?
03:16Bobas are your favorite?
03:18It's hot.
03:19It's hot?
03:23Well, ideally, I wanted to see your face.
03:25I'm slowly getting used to being a single mom,
03:28and I'm going out with my friends,
03:30traveling, establishing healthy routines for my son.
03:33Dylan, guys, come on.
03:36Dylan!
03:39They like me still, so, you know,
03:40they don't call me Poopyhead anymore.
03:42All right, well, I'll be home tomorrow around,
03:44I think, 3.
03:45Oh, they're at that age.
03:47Yay.
03:48Love you, bye.
03:50Are y'all coming outside or what?
03:52Oh, my gosh.
03:53Take us for a ride.
03:55We can take it.
03:56Ooh, this feels good.
03:58Oh, my gosh.
04:00So, we're supposed to be getting adjustments.
04:02I haven't had an adjustment in a long time.
04:04I actually used to support Mia's business.
04:06Oh, did you?
04:07I have a joint membership.
04:08Ooh!
04:09When I first met Ray.
04:11Oh!
04:12I'm real.
04:13This is why I came to Lake Norman.
04:15Hey!
04:16A double-dose of gold.
04:18Yeah.
04:19You gonna get in?
04:20That's body in the gold.
04:22Oh, baby!
04:24Yes!
04:25Oh!
04:26Yes!
04:27How did that happen?
04:29Give me your sunglasses.
04:30Give me your sunglasses.
04:31You okay?
04:32Actually, I'll keep them.
04:33Okay.
04:34There she below!
04:36Only thing I could hear was,
04:38dun, dun, dun, dun.
04:41The Jaws theme song, okay?
04:43Rule number one of a thriller,
04:45you don't go in to save them
04:46or your ass will get ate up, too.
04:48How does she look even better wet?
04:50I don't know.
04:51You like it?
04:52Between your body and this one here,
04:55my roommate,
04:56her lingerie game is on another level.
04:59Her FaceTime calls,
05:01I'm not trying to tell you business.
05:03Possibly FaceTime all night.
05:05Oh, really?
05:06I did not FaceTime him all night, roomie.
05:09I love you, I miss you,
05:10I know you ain't gonna say it,
05:11but I did.
05:12Okay, bye-bye!
05:13I miss you, too,
05:14and I love you, too.
05:15The feelings that I have for TJ,
05:17I miss him when I don't talk to him.
05:19We pray together,
05:20we talk about our future plans together.
05:23I want to introduce him to Arabella one day.
05:26That's some real feelings right there.
05:28How you doing, birthday girl?
05:29Wendy!
05:30Birthday girl,
05:31coming over here, birthday girl.
05:32How are you?
05:33Birthday girl, come here, birthday girl.
05:34And you will be divorced when?
05:35I really don't have an answer for that
05:37because we have not agreed on
05:40all the things we need to agree on.
05:42Well, Ashley can tell you about that.
05:44No, June 11th, baby, I'm going to mediation.
05:46Oh, you have your date.
05:47It's gonna be done.
05:48I will have an agreement
05:49so I can actually file for a divorce.
05:50I mean, I haven't really had to sit down with him
05:52in over a year.
05:54It's nerve-wracking,
05:55but I'm excited to finally take this step
05:57to end my marriage.
05:58So then it could be up to three months
05:59until I'm actually divorced, but yeah.
06:00Okay, gotcha.
06:01I wanted to ask,
06:02Ashley, like, you've got two beautiful boys.
06:04Are they meeting your dates
06:06or...?
06:07Absolutely not.
06:08Are you gonna do that after you get a divorce?
06:09Are you gonna always want them by Michael?
06:11Similarly, if he's ever gonna have a woman around,
06:13we have an agreement that I meet her first.
06:15Okay.
06:16Wow.
06:17I didn't even think about that.
06:18Yeah, that's a lot of pressure.
06:19I'll just give you what I did.
06:21I wanted to make sure that I was engaged first.
06:23I think Karen's a little bit old school
06:24with the all the way to the fiancé.
06:26That's a little bit old school.
06:28Because I'm in a relationship
06:29with someone who has children,
06:30he gets the chance to see me with his children
06:33and see me be a potential, you know,
06:35positive figure.
06:36When it comes to Greg and the kids
06:38and their comfort and their happiness,
06:40I'm always gonna be supportive.
06:41Whether it's cooking, movie night, date night,
06:44I am the rich auntie in real life
06:46and the house.
06:48So your husband doesn't know about TJ?
06:50Of course he does,
06:51but he doesn't know TJ's feelings for me,
06:55and he...
06:56So who does he think TJ is?
06:57A friend, I guess.
07:00I do agree with what Karen said.
07:02I am in a situation
07:04where my significant other does have children,
07:07and it can be very tricky,
07:09even if you're very serious within relationships.
07:12I would say once he knew
07:13that engagement was around the corner.
07:17So I like the oval.
07:18Okay.
07:19Is that big enough for the men to stay off me?
07:21They're gonna stay off you anyways.
07:23It would be a more clever time.
07:25Okay.
07:26Jassie has this big public relationship
07:29with an NFL player.
07:31While she talks about his children,
07:33we really haven't talked about the nuts and bolts.
07:37He has kids?
07:38Yeah, he has two kids,
07:39and they were both here before me.
07:40He didn't have any kids when we first met.
07:42The person was already pregnant.
07:43Both babies were already baking
07:45or already there
07:46before he and I ever even had sex.
07:49I sense that there's more than meets the eye.
07:52Whatever leads to your ultimate happiness,
07:55I say go for it,
07:56with your children being the priority.
07:58Always your children number one.
08:00All right, let me get this one.
08:02I'm just really proud of my leg muscles.
08:04Do you guys see this?
08:05Y'all wait till I get my homework done.
08:07Oh, we ain't gonna be able to tell you.
08:08You ain't gonna tell me about it.
08:10I know, that's right.
08:11Okay.
08:12Special delivery!
08:14Oh!
08:17This came for you.
08:18Oh, did this come for me?
08:20Aw, happy birthday, girl.
08:21Aw, it's from Eddie, Carter, Cruz, and the dog Zoe.
08:25Aw!
08:28Wendy!
08:29Are we gonna see that body in this pool, baby?
08:32Come on, baby.
08:33Show Stacey one more dance move.
08:34Show me how to model!
08:36Stiff where?
08:37Oh!
08:38Get it, Wendy!
08:39Get it, Wendy!
08:40I don't know how to twerk.
08:42You gotta un-stiff yourself, Stacey.
08:44Go, Stacey.
08:45All right, we're gonna teach you.
08:46All right, there you go.
08:48Stacey, you gotta work on that sway.
08:51Oh, Lord.
08:52What?
08:55I don't drop it like it's hot,
08:57shake that thing.
08:58I just move, you know, in the way that the music tells me.
09:02I can get down.
09:03They're saying that I'm stiff and I'm boring,
09:06but honestly, after dancing,
09:09I know I've changed their minds.
09:12For sure.
09:14Oh, God.
09:15Don't do that thing!
09:16Don't do that!
09:17Don't do that!
09:18That was a shimmy!
09:20Oh, get your ass off of me!
09:23I'm not over your ass,
09:24I'm not over your ass,
09:25because I'm gonna be on your ass in a minute.
09:27You know, Mia has a history of clapping ass for forgiveness.
09:32Oh!
09:35Bitch, you can twerk with me all you want to.
09:37I heard what you said.
09:38You want to talk about your drug dealer boyfriend, maybe?
09:41Ooh, what drug dealer?
09:42Can we hug?
09:43F***ing Mia.
09:45Okay, let's go get dressed.
09:48Let's go get dressed!
09:49Coming up...
09:50Yo, Mia!
09:52Oh!
09:55Oh, s***.
09:56And ladies, that's how you keep two men.
09:58Okay.
09:59I'm good.
10:13Have a good day.
10:15She's back!
10:17I left for less than 24 hours.
10:20Seeing my girls get awards
10:21and just knowing that they're about to go off to college.
10:25It's a proud moment, it's a bittersweet moment.
10:29They're leaving me,
10:30but I know they're gonna be successful.
10:33Welcome back, Giselle.
10:34Hi, thank you!
10:36You missed a lot of fun.
10:37Was it fun?
10:38The way that you're sounding, it doesn't sound like fun.
10:40I mean, it was fun if you weren't in it.
10:42Oh, yes, good.
10:44Okay, you can tea.
10:47Baby, we got people that are basing their business
10:51off of ex-drug dealing money.
10:54It's been a lot.
10:55Who has business funded it by drug dealing?
10:57Hey, Ashley was asking about K's scar
11:02and if she actually had a scar or something like that.
11:04It's obviously on her forehead.
11:06Well, I asked Ashley, did she wear glasses?
11:08And she did say she didn't.
11:11What did you do, Jessie?
11:13I listened.
11:14I listened, and I was like, okay.
11:16Was this last night or this morning?
11:18That was this morning.
11:19That was the breakfast.
11:21I wouldn't call them mad.
11:23Who should I check on?
11:24Would I call them happy? No.
11:26Breakfast was great.
11:27They served us fried chicken.
11:28Oh, I love that.
11:30How's it going?
11:32Girl, I heard there was some something-something.
11:34Let's get into the tea.
11:36It's been a lot going on.
11:37It's been piping hot around here.
11:39So, Jessie, you said to K,
11:41is that scar really a scar on your head?
11:43Okay, let's back up.
11:44What did she say? She start crying?
11:45Oh, yeah.
11:46Don't ask him about my scar!
11:48Hi, beautiful ladies.
11:49Giselle, I'm so glad you're back, honey.
11:51These ladies don't know how to act when you're gone.
11:53I thought y'all were supposed to have a pajama party.
11:55Well, we did bring in Wendy's 40th.
11:57It was cute.
11:58Yeah.
11:59That was cool.
12:01Clearly, all hell broke loose.
12:04Everybody should be exhausted from the shade
12:06and the screaming of it all.
12:07Like, let's just have a nice day.
12:09Can we do that?
12:10Happy birthday!
12:12Hi!
12:13Yes, oh, yes, oh, yes!
12:14And hello!
12:15It's time to party!
12:17Okay.
12:18For the birthday, bitch!
12:20It's time for the birthday, bitch!
12:22Okay.
12:23Okay, I'll have a cup of coffee.
12:24Not too much!
12:26Oh, oh, oh.
12:27You're in boot camp, honey.
12:28I got money.
12:29Wait, wait, wait.
12:30Go, Stacey!
12:31Go, Stacey!
12:32Do I have to swallow it?
12:33Yes!
12:34Go, Stacey!
12:35Go, Stacey!
12:36Yes!
12:37Yes!
12:40Who's doing Mia?
12:41Go, Mia!
12:42Go, Mia!
12:43Oh, oh!
12:44Oh, oh!
12:45Oh, oh!
12:46Oh, oh!
12:47Oh, oh!
12:48Oh, oh!
12:49Oh, oh!
12:50And ladies, that's how you keep two men.
12:52Okay?
12:53Oh!
12:54We've had it all.
12:55Mia, you just solidified what we've all been thinking.
12:58Ink, Gordon, I get it.
13:01I get it.
13:02I get why you have Stace.
13:04Wow.
13:05That's a special skill...
13:07that most women don't have.
13:10Loosen up a bit, it's a girls' strip.
13:12That's how you loosen up.
13:14Okay.
13:15On our way to lunch.
13:16I'm gonna take you guys to The Joint,
13:17the location that I built, but I have now sold.
13:20Okay.
13:21This city has shaped me in so many ways.
13:23Ink and I actually moved to Charlotte together.
13:25I started my entrepreneur journey.
13:27You know, that strip club showed me a few things.
13:30So yesterday, I walked out on Stacey,
13:44on the balcony, twirling her hair.
13:46Do we know this T.J. person?
13:48What do you mean, do you know him?
13:50You can Google him.
13:51He's a well-known actor.
13:52Oh, he's an actor?
13:53Yeah, Thomas Anthony Jones.
13:54Okay, I'm looking.
13:56She is really Googling him.
13:58Oh, that's the back of his head.
14:00That's him?
14:01Yeah, that's gotta be him.
14:02What's he been on?
14:03A whole bunch of things.
14:05ER, NCIS.
14:08Hey, I'm working today.
14:10I'm on Grey's Anatomy, so that's where I am.
14:13Like, he does extra work?
14:15No, babe, not extra.
14:17Okay, so when are you gonna see him?
14:18Is he in L.A.?
14:19I think he's coming in this week.
14:20Okay, I try to come in every other week
14:22to make sure I'm okay.
14:24Are you having sex?
14:25We haven't.
14:27Okay, but who said they didn't want to have sex
14:29until they got married?
14:30We don't want to have sex until we're married.
14:32Stop.
14:35Maybe we should try to not have sex for three months.
14:38She hasn't had sex because she's so stiff, okay?
14:42Have you felt around?
14:43You need to know what you're working with.
14:44He's a beautiful man.
14:45I know what I'm working with.
14:47I know.
14:48It could be a thumb.
14:50What could be a thumb?
14:52You know exactly what we're talking about.
14:54Listen, I'm not gonna lie.
14:55It was him who made the decision.
14:58He's a devout Christian.
15:00He is really a man of his faith.
15:01Can you feel around before you get married?
15:05I would like to, but he is...
15:08Can y'all do oral before you get married?
15:10No, I don't know that he's willing.
15:12It is difficult.
15:13However, you can direct your attention to other things.
15:18There's working out, going to the zoo.
15:21So Giselle can laugh as much as she wants to alone.
15:27How old is he?
15:28He's in his 40s.
15:2941.
15:30He has been waiting for his wife all this time.
15:33I can't.
15:35Why are you laughing?
15:38You are so cynical.
15:40I just want you to test drive the car before you buy it.
15:42That's all.
15:43You have to hold on to the steering wheel, rub it a little bit.
15:47If there's a stick shift, you definitely want to move it up and down.
15:50You want to be able to sit comfortably.
15:52Stacey, you don't know what you're getting.
15:54It's a no.
15:55Oh my gosh.
15:58I'm just getting to know Stacey, and I don't want to doubt her.
16:01But it's odd.
16:02It's a little bit odd.
16:04And he said it with a straight face.
16:06He's been waiting for me, Giselle.
16:14Coming up...
16:15You don't own s***.
16:16We don't even know if you own that s*** we just left.
16:18I bought it, and I sold it.
16:20I don't give a s*** about what Mia's talking about.
16:21We don't even know if Mia ever tells the truth.
16:35We're here.
16:37Why are we going?
16:38Just to show you guys, like, where it started.
16:40Oh.
16:42I'm here.
16:45Hi, I don't know you.
16:46I'm Dr. Chad.
16:47It's really good to meet you.
16:48Nice to see you, Dr. Chad.
16:49All right, so welcome to the joint.
16:51Yay.
16:52Hi.
16:53We are actually selling the businesses because the partners can't get along,
16:55which has a lot to do with Gordon.
16:57Cheers to we f***ing did it.
16:59Yeah.
17:00If it wasn't for Gordon's mental condition,
17:02I probably would still be building with him.
17:05But going through a divorce,
17:08it's best to sell and reinvest into another concept that I have full control over,
17:12which is what I'm terrified of.
17:16Starting anything new.
17:18But I'm figuring it out.
17:20Are you Dr. Mc-
17:21No, this is not Dr. McDaddy.
17:22This is Dr. Chad.
17:23Nice to meet you.
17:24Nice to meet you.
17:25Is Dr. McDaddy here?
17:26He's not here?
17:27He had to go up to Virginia.
17:28Okay, got it.
17:29Dr. McDaddy is actually a doctor that first worked for me.
17:33Dr. McWho?
17:36So you've sold this one now, you say?
17:37Yeah.
17:38Yeah, I no longer own this location,
17:39but this is one of my original babies.
17:42I also have 22 other locations that I'm going to be selling soon.
17:46How many, Mia?
17:47For concrete, 22.
17:48You have 22 of these?
17:49Mm-hmm.
17:50Wow, that's amazing.
17:51Yeah.
17:52And I'm so inspired by your entrepreneurial journeys, Mia.
17:55You know, there's still some franchises available in some markets.
17:57You know, I am a businesswoman myself, and the numbers make sense.
17:59Yes, it does.
18:00Definitely, definitely.
18:02And what's your busy time?
18:04On the weekends?
18:06It depends on the market.
18:07Okay.
18:08Yeah.
18:09Mm-hmm.
18:10Yep.
18:12Yeah.
18:13Wow.
18:14Yeah.
18:15I don't know what Mia brought us to the joint to prove,
18:16but it still has not been proven.
18:18I'm not sure what's happening here.
18:22This is not birthday worthy.
18:25Like, is she going to have some of her stripper friends come out?
18:28Mia is so peculiar.
18:29It's Dr. Wendy to a place that talks about me!
18:33On your birthday!
18:35Ooh!
18:36Yeah!
18:41Hi!
18:42So, there's a lot of us.
18:43Nine.
18:44Nine?
18:45Yes.
18:46Wonderful.
18:47Are you doing cockies or no?
18:48Yeah, I am.
18:49Cockies?
18:50Cocktails?
18:51It's up to the people.
18:52Should we do shots first?
18:53Yeah.
18:54Can we do a round of lemon drop shots?
18:55Yeah, there we go.
18:56Let's be a little bit more user-friendly.
18:57No shot for me but coffee.
18:58I'm very proud of you.
19:13I'm very proud of Karen for sticking to her newfound lifestyle of sobriety.
19:14I will say I have seen this show before.
19:16Is that milk?
19:17It is milk to coat my tummy because I have had an ulcer and it was painful today.
19:23So I'm hoping that she sticks to it.
19:25We want to get two of the caviar service for the table.
19:28Yes.
19:29And the presidential tower.
19:30Oh, okay.
19:31Okay.
19:32All right, ladies.
19:33I'll get this going.
19:34I'll be back in a sec.
19:35We're getting quite a bit of food.
19:36Jazzy, download me on the T.
19:39First, I want to check on Karen. Are you OK?
19:41I didn't like hearing that you were crying and all the things.
19:43Yeah, I was very upset.
19:44Yeah, she was.
19:46And you want to apologize?
19:47I said I'm sorry earlier today.
19:49Oh, you did?
19:49OK, great.
19:50I need to.
19:51I was actually just piggybacking off of Mia,
19:53in my opinion.
19:54I was totally offended, though.
19:56When you have all people dragging drug dealer.
19:58Why is it me of all people?
19:59You should have a very colorful past.
20:01A colorful past not in the drug industry.
20:04OK, well, I mean, strippers, drug dealers,
20:06I mean, I think they're kind of themselves.
20:08It's legal and illegal.
20:09OK, but it was obviously pressing for you to bring up.
20:12It was clearly pressing.
20:13Being a stripper is not.
20:15OK, so selling ass is fine.
20:17Not selling ass is fine.
20:19That's a prostitute.
20:21I called you on your shins and deny it,
20:22so you know it's a fact.
20:24OK.
20:25OK, so we're going to move on.
20:26OK, but what's my current man doing?
20:27Oh, Jesus.
20:28Look at that security.
20:29While you're posted on the corner,
20:30mind that business.
20:32You can put that caviar right here.
20:34Thank God for the food.
20:35That's perfect timing.
20:36OK, so we're going to move on.
20:38So I do have an event.
20:40My man is being honored every year.
20:42The Super Bowl winning team gets to go to the White House.
20:45I'm putting together a party.
20:47And I've made a huge point to invite all of the single mens.
20:52Oh, yeah.
20:53All of the single mens.
20:54Jazzy, Jazzy.
20:55No, I'm going to get y'all right.
20:56Don't worry.
20:57The more, the merrier.
20:59Yes.
21:01Because I'm like in my whole workout mode now.
21:04I've literally lost like 15 pounds from last year.
21:08Really?
21:09She goes to the gym, and I just go get Lipo.
21:11It just makes me feel strong.
21:13And like, don't with me.
21:14You know what I mean?
21:15Is that what you're saying to Karen?
21:21Coming up.
21:22All right, we're playing Mary Kill.
21:25Dr. Wendy, who would you?
21:27Oh, Jazelle.
21:28Ah!
21:30I will kill your ass, Jazzy.
21:36I've literally lost like 15 pounds from last year.
21:41Really?
21:42She goes to the gym, and I just go get Lipo.
21:43It just makes me feel strong.
21:45And like, don't with me.
21:47You know what I mean?
21:48Is that what you're saying to Karen?
21:51I heard there was a lot.
21:53I'm so busy dodging darts.
21:55I'm so busy dodging.
21:56I'm so busy.
21:57I'm so busy.
21:58I'm like this.
21:59Hey, hey, hey.
22:00She's seriously like Wonder Woman with the bracelet.
22:03Remember the old Wonder Woman?
22:04That's a bit extra.
22:05No!
22:06I just feel like there's a lot of cast kissing around here.
22:08Let's go.
22:09Let's go.
22:10Let's go, guys.
22:15Woo, what a lunch.
22:20Oh, crap.
22:21Oh, my God.
22:22Oh, crap.
22:23I thought we were going out to Denver tonight.
22:24Like, in town.
22:25Yeah, we are.
22:26In the city.
22:27I'm going to go to Charlotte's finest rooftop, Fahrenheit.
22:31And I told the girls to dress in their fiery red.
22:35I want to see sexy, sexy, sexy.
22:37Leave the moomoos at home, Giselle.
22:39OK, got it.
22:46Wendy, you're in makeup.
22:47OK?
22:48OK.
22:49Love.
22:50Oh, my knees.
22:55I love this.
22:57Thank you, honey.
22:57Yes, I'm prepared.
22:58Yes, that's gorgeous.
23:01Is it me, or is it hot?
23:02Yeah, the AC is off.
23:05Like, why are we doing that?
23:06Why is it 75?
23:10Hey, sweetheart.
23:11Aw, hey, baby.
23:13Hi, Mommy.
23:14Cam, Cam.
23:15Zoey is there.
23:16Zoey!
23:17I have a special message for you.
23:18Zoey, say happy birthday.
23:21OK, Zoey has nothing to say.
23:23I just want to call and check in.
23:24We're about to go to dinner.
23:26I love you guys.
23:29They celebrate my birthday harder than I do.
23:34I want you to check on you, to see how you're doing,
23:38to see how the boys are.
23:42Say it again?
23:44OK, baby, I can really hardly hear you.
23:46Just like last year, Darius doesn't have a contract.
23:49He doesn't know what team he's going to play for yet.
23:52You know, it's like them being fired.
23:53I really want to be available for him to talk.
23:56If needed.
23:59What?
23:59But the signal was just so horrible.
24:01OK, the calls are not going through, baby.
24:03I got to go.
24:04Bye.
24:05See you.
24:07Love you too, baby.
24:08Isn't this so pretty?
24:10How are you?
24:11Oh, gosh, I'm good.
24:13There's been a lot going on.
24:15I know.
24:16These ladies are crazy.
24:17The Kay and Mia thing did kind of catch me off guard.
24:19I mean, they're just going at it.
24:21I know.
24:22Do you want me to tell you my good news first, real quick?
24:24Yes.
24:25So, you know, I was working on Healing and Thriving.
24:26Healing and I'm thriving.
24:28No, not just surviving.
24:31We're healing and we're thriving now.
24:35I remember.
24:36You need a little tweaking?
24:37Yes.
24:38So we added an EDM beat to it.
24:39No way.
24:40I did.
24:41And I really like it.
24:42OK.
24:43Over these last couple of months,
24:44I'm, like, refinding myself, leaving my ex-husband
24:48and living on my own, you know, being
24:49a single mom and everything.
24:51So I really leaned in to what brings me joy and happiness.
24:55And that is singing and writing music.
24:57I see the light in the dark times.
24:59I put the past in the rear view.
25:01I'm taking off my clothes.
25:03And put them in my carry-on.
25:05I'm in a place I can finally celebrate.
25:09That's the truth, girl.
25:11I had initially recorded one version
25:13of Healing and Thriving, but I wanted
25:14to make it more of a bop.
25:15I thought EDM was like, boom, boom.
25:18Healing and thriving.
25:21Maybe it should be like Healing, Thriving, twerking.
25:25Healing, Thriving, drop it like it's hot.
25:27I'm bad. I'm me.
25:28I'm Ashley Darby.
25:30Doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh.
25:32Healing and Thriving.
25:33Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.
25:35Healing and Thriving.
25:36Like, we could get down to that.
25:38Are you going to dance?
25:39Yes.
25:40Stacey says she's a better dancer than you, though.
25:43I'm going to let Stacey have that, OK?
25:46All you can do is move your shoulders, OK?
25:47The shoulders are strong.
25:48I'll be ready soon, Mia.
25:52Hopefully my outfit looks all right.
25:55All right, ladies, eight minutes.
25:57Oh, gosh.
25:58Mm, somebody stank.
26:00This is like stank pussy or something.
26:02Is it me?
26:03I hope not.
26:03Smell it.
26:06No.
26:08What do you smell?
26:10I don't know what that was, girl.
26:12Mm.
26:15Yeah, um, girl code.
26:17You know, I got to make sure my girl isn't, you know,
26:19smelling like fish up in here.
26:21People are real freaky nowadays.
26:23You look like you're just ready to go out on the town.
26:25I look like a hooker by the breast feed.
26:27No, you don't.
26:28When day is for a tan.
26:30Hey.
26:31Hey.
26:32Woo!
26:33Y'all are a winner.
26:35That's how you come for your birthday.
26:37Oh, my gosh.
26:38You look amazing.
26:39What happened to the red?
26:41I have a red lip.
26:42Yeah.
26:43All right, guys, you ready to go?
26:44Let's head on out.
26:45It might be cold out here.
26:46Oh, ho, ho, ho.
26:48Well, ho, ho, ho would know.
26:50Oh, my gosh.
26:51I love it.
26:56All right, we're playing F*** Mary Kill.
27:02First, I would kill Karen because she's
27:04already over to sleep.
27:05Where is Karen?
27:06Karen's right here.
27:07Mary would have to be Dr. Wendy.
27:11And F*** obviously Mia.
27:14Of course you are.
27:15Oh, I like this game.
27:16Next.
27:17OK, let's do a F*** Mary Kill.
27:19Don't kill me again.
27:20I would F*** Stacey, actually.
27:23Oh.
27:23Oh, that would be.
27:24I am honored, Ashley.
27:27She hasn't done it in a while, so she might be, like, ready.
27:29I am so honored.
27:31She's totally F***ful.
27:32I like being in the presence of bad bitches.
27:35She's a stunning girl.
27:36We just, we gotta grease up her joints, you know?
27:39Put a little WD-40 on them things.
27:41The F-word, it's just so harsh.
27:44Shouldn't we say make love?
27:46Stacey's just laying there, stiff.
27:48Oh.
27:50Tried Mary and Giselle.
27:51Oh, shucks.
27:52I would kill Wendy and bring her back to life.
27:57Hey, I'm just gonna teach you immediately.
27:58I give you mouth to mouth.
27:59Oh, F*** you.
28:02Dr. Wendy, who would you F***?
28:04Oh, F*** Giselle.
28:09We've been at odds for so long,
28:11and there's nothing better than make-up sex.
28:14I would marry...
28:16Kay.
28:18I would kill...
28:21Jacqueline.
28:22No!
28:24Oh, my God. Really?
28:26And not bring her back to life.
28:27Why me?
28:28That is so messed up.
28:30I can't do it, Karen.
28:31Karen, Karen, Karen, Karen, Karen, Karen, Karen.
28:33Come on, Karen.
28:34All right, all right, all right.
28:37I would F*** the s*** out of Mia.
28:39Oh!
28:40Oh!
28:41Oh!
28:42Oh!
28:43I would marry Jazzy and Kay.
28:47Oh, yeah!
28:48Oh!
28:49Baby, we're getting these rings tonight.
28:52I would kill your ass, Jacqueline.
28:55And a Harry.
28:56And a Harry.
28:58Jacqueline has betrayed me the most out of this group.
29:00So, yes, I would kill her.
29:02Karen Kalyan, I wouldn't F*** with me, bitch.
29:06Stacy.
29:07Look at Stacy's face.
29:08You have to play.
29:09Yeah.
29:10Okay.
29:11If I had to marry someone, it would be Ashley.
29:15Oh, if I had to F*** someone.
29:22It would be Mia because I would never be bored.
29:24Period.
29:25Oh, that's a good one.
29:26I am so not an undercover freak.
29:28Okay, maybe I am.
29:29Oh!
29:30I can't believe I said that.
29:31And if I had to kill a bitch, it's gonna be you.
29:38So, I would definitely F*** Ashley.
29:43Oh!
29:44Because I've already F***ed Mia.
29:48Oh!
29:49Mia and Jacqueline have already acknowledged that Mia once went spelunking in Jacqueline's
29:57case.
29:58You got a flashlight and you explored Jacqueline's vagina.
30:01She was like, can you just look in there and see what's going on in there?
30:04Was you guys in the dark?
30:05No, it was like...
30:06Why the flashlight?
30:07I don't know.
30:08It was like theatrical.
30:09That's all you, girl.
30:10Are you guys shocked?
30:11What?
30:12Oh, gosh.
30:13She talks too much.
30:15What happens at the lake stays at the lake, okay?
30:18I will F*** this s*** out of all y'all bitches.
30:22Mia can talk about a million men she slept with.
30:25Jacqueline doesn't care.
30:26But let her talk about a woman.
30:27Listen, you ain't popping if you ain't got no haters.
30:31Jacqueline is like a scorned lover.
30:32Like, that ain't true.
30:34You want to be with me.
30:35I am never jealous of whatever Mia does with other girls because at the end of the day,
30:39I'm the queen bee up in here and they better acknowledge me in my presence.
30:44Serge, stay.
30:45I ain't killing nobody because I'm a lover because I'm Mia Moore, baby.
30:52Yes!
30:53Yes!
30:54Yes!
30:55All right.
30:56All right.
30:57Coming up...
30:58Darius is a great father.
31:00How old are the children?
31:01The children are three and turned one a month ago.
31:06Mm-hmm.
31:07So that's kind of close to when you guys got together, right?
31:25Welcome to my city.
31:26Isn't this fun?
31:27This is beautiful.
31:28Isn't this great?
31:29Yeah.
31:30Hey, you're all the way down there.
31:31I don't know how you got so far.
31:32You're all so far.
31:33Can you hear me?
31:34What did you order?
31:35Joe, do you have an espresso martini?
31:36Of course.
31:37Can I have that, please?
31:38Let's go.
31:39Okay.
31:40I'll have the tiny white shrimp and the grape spice.
31:43Wendy, what a birthday.
31:45What a birthday.
31:46Right?
31:47I'm happy for you.
31:48I'm going to remember this forever.
31:49Yeah.
31:50This is a good one.
31:51I really wanted this to be great for you.
31:52Like, I usually just celebrate my birthday with Eddie and in adulthood.
31:57I have not done a celebration where I invited outside people.
32:04But what I realized is I never felt like people would celebrate me.
32:09Oh, come on, man.
32:10Wow.
32:11It's so funny because y'all met me at 35.
32:13And when y'all met me, I just had a baby and I was so unsure of myself.
32:18And you guys have seen me go through having three kids, seen me go through getting my
32:22body back.
32:23This is Wendy.
32:24Hi.
32:25Very nice to meet you.
32:26This has added like an extra layer.
32:28That shit you've seen in the movies?
32:30No.
32:31The snake skin, body roll situation.
32:32Yes.
32:33Come on.
32:34Okay.
32:35Come on now.
32:36And you guys have seen me go through trying different business ventures.
32:38I want to be the black Martha Stewart.
32:40You have a business plan.
32:41I have written a paragraph.
32:43A paragraph?
32:44That's not enough?
32:45No.
32:46At 40, I have realized that I'm enough.
32:47Hey.
32:48And I don't need nothing else.
32:49Wow.
32:50Wow.
32:51Beautiful.
32:52You're family.
32:54You inspire me so much to be a more involved person.
32:58I really appreciate that about you.
33:00Oh, thank you.
33:01Okay, birthday girl.
33:02It's my turn.
33:03Okay, your turn.
33:04I love where we are.
33:06It's been stale for some time.
33:07Yes.
33:08And it is now rich.
33:10And I'm here for all of it.
33:13So Wendy, I know we have had a very interesting past as well.
33:17Very interesting.
33:18Highs and lows.
33:19Yes.
33:20Vaginas.
33:21Vagina touching and all that.
33:22All of that.
33:24She showed you her vagina?
33:25I was like, no.
33:26No, we all showed you our vaginas.
33:27It was tequila.
33:28But I think-
33:29That definitely happened.
33:30No, vaginas were not touching.
33:31We missed that.
33:32Don't worry about it.
33:33This is my dance partner.
33:34There's not a lot of women that I admire.
33:35And I admire you.
33:36Aw.
33:37I think you're brilliant, creative, altruistic, inspiring.
33:38That's altruistic.
33:39And I had expectations when I met not only the group, but you as well.
33:40And you did supersede those expectations, Wendy.
33:41Very nice.
33:56You are a wonderment in how you take on so many challenges in your life.
34:00And you succeed.
34:01I love that about you.
34:02You've been there for me.
34:03I just wish that God continues to shine his light on you.
34:06And you keep doing what you're doing.
34:08And you know I have always been the glue for everything that I've been through.
34:12For that, I love you.
34:14So I know initially when I met Wendy, it was very rocky because she was basically looking
34:19at me like, who are you?
34:20Who's this?
34:21I'm Jacqueline.
34:22Oh, I'm Jacqueline.
34:23That's my friend.
34:24You're Jacqueline?
34:25Yes.
34:26Okay, I didn't know who was talking.
34:27There's definitely more of a warmth in you as opposed to, bitch, why are you here?
34:30Hello.
34:31And as you can see, I am here to stay.
34:32It's not just a...
34:33Now it's turning to her.
34:34Thank you so much, Jacqueline.
34:35Love you.
34:36Good job.
34:37Ladies, we have some champagne.
34:38Yeah, go ahead.
34:39Bring that right there.
34:40So I'll hook the letter for everyone.
34:41Is she having champagne?
34:42The 40?
34:43Yeah.
34:44Okay, then I will.
34:45If she has it, I'll have it.
34:46If she's not having it, I'm not having it.
34:47Okay.
34:48Okay.
34:49Cheers.
34:50Cheers.
34:52Cheers to Stacey opening up and giving us her man's government name.
34:55I gave you an N-S-I-M-P-B.
34:57I feel like there's been a lot of focus on me, and we haven't talked about Jesse's man.
35:04Oh, come on.
35:05Is this your future husband?
35:07Who is he?
35:08He is all of us.
35:09Bitch, you done loosened up.
35:12Stacey definitely became a little less stiff on this trip, especially when she was asking
35:17me about my charges three and four times.
35:20She was loose as a mother f***er.
35:21I didn't know.
35:22You see what happens when you give children liquor.
35:25Anyway, so I'm thankful that you did ask about Darius.
35:31He's been the best thing that has ever happened to me.
35:35He is someone that I'm going to marry.
35:37Yes.
35:38I love that.
35:39And we've had some bumps in the road, and we've gotten through those bumps.
35:44He's a great father to two boys that were both either there or already created before
35:52me.
35:54How old are the children?
35:55The children are three and turned one a month ago.
36:00Mm-hmm.
36:01Okay.
36:02Jacqueline, if you have questions, I'm more than happy to answer.
36:06She's told me this story like eight times, eight different ways.
36:09I'm enjoying his little bachelor pad, and I look up, and I'm like, there's a kid on
36:13the wall.
36:14I was the first kid.
36:15And then by the time we got serious, she was pregnant with the second one, Mia.
36:18So that's kind of close to when you guys got together, right?
36:21So you guys have only been together, what?
36:23A couple years.
36:24When he and I were dating, she was about maybe two or three months pregnant.
36:30Okay.
36:31She was already pregnant before we even had sex.
36:33Did he know?
36:34He did not know.
36:35That was the delay in me knowing.
36:37Been together two years.
36:38The baby is one year old, the first baby.
36:41Gestation for a baby is nine months.
36:43So they had been dating for three months prior to him conceiving the second baby.
36:48Another six months, she finds out about the baby.
36:51Two plus two is not equaling four.
36:54I've seen this.
36:55I've been through this.
36:57I dated someone who was in the league, NFL, that was very familiar to Jazzy's situation.
37:03He had two women pregnant at the same time.
37:06They happened to be twins.
37:08I dreamt about it.
37:09I seen the twins.
37:10It was...
37:11Wait.
37:12Wait.
37:13Two sets of twins?
37:14It was two people pregnant at the same time.
37:15That's all I want to say.
37:16For me, I couldn't do that.
37:17I couldn't get past it.
37:18Can you tell me what team he played for?
37:19Leave me alone, Mia.
37:20No, tell me what team...
37:21Because this sounds really f***ing familiar.
37:22What team did he play for?
37:23Oh.
37:24No, I say that because the same thing happened to me.
37:25So I'm just trying to make sure it's not the same guy.
37:38I dated someone who was in the league.
37:42He had two women pregnant at the same time.
37:44The same thing happened to me.
37:45What team did he play for?
37:46So I'm just trying to make sure it's not the same guy.
37:47The Ravens?
37:48No.
37:49He played for Jesus at this point.
37:50Bottom line is, date any form of a successful man, you should be prepared.
37:51Even if he's not successful.
37:52I always support Jazzy in that this is not a conventional relationship, but I think in
37:53this group, we're learning that it's not a one-size-fits-all for everybody.
37:54It's not a one-size-fits-all.
37:55It's not a one-size-fits-all.
37:56It's not a one-size-fits-all.
37:57It's not a one-size-fits-all.
37:58It's not a one-size-fits-all.
37:59It's not a one-size-fits-all.
38:11So as long as you're happy.
38:12Yeah.
38:13Life is short.
38:14Go for it.
38:15Jazzy, he was just cheating on you, girl.
38:17It's okay.
38:18It's fine.
38:19He's got two kids from it.
38:20Girl, and you still want to be with him.
38:22Just say that.
38:23I would like to make a toast to Ashley Darby.
38:26Oh, yeah.
38:27Ashley, you and you alone have allowed me to feel comfortable opening up in this group.
38:34Wow.
38:35And how you're handling your life, your divorce, and your family.
38:40You're giving me the courage to be a little bit more open about talking about mine.
38:44I like that.
38:45I like that.
38:46Cheers, Jazzy.
38:47That's big.
38:48That's real.
38:49Cheers.
38:50When I think about my divorce, and I think about being a single mother, and all that
38:54that entails, I would be crazy not to ask these women, who have had so many different
39:00life experiences, how they've made it.
39:03I love the cotton candy on the tree.
39:05It's been fun, man.
39:07Yes.
39:08We are going to head back to the house.
39:09Yes.
39:10Finally.
39:11It's happening to me.
39:12Oh, I'm going to bed.
39:13And y'all need to take a shower, because y'all been dirty all week.
39:18What in the world?
39:21What kind of bullshit is that?
39:23Come on.
39:24Let's go.
39:25And on that note, it's been real.
39:26Not only am I 40.
39:28OK.
39:29I got four degrees, too.
39:32Wendy, let's exit the building.
39:34OK, time to go?
39:35OK, I'm sorry.
39:36Time to go.
39:37I've got the cotton candy.
39:38What?
39:39What did I do?
39:40You guys are going to be late.
39:45I can't.
39:46What's the plan?
39:47Get in our pajamas, and then come meet down here.
39:50Are we ready?
39:51Yes.
39:52This is the best birthday ever.
39:53What time did you guys go to bed?
40:07When did you guys go to bed?
40:09I think I went to bed at, like, 3.
40:19This is the first day of Wendy in her 40s.
40:23How is life?
40:25Rough.
40:27I feel like I've been hit by a Mack truck.
40:30Typically, when I overdo it, I just keep on going.
40:34You're stopping. It's abrupt.
40:36Champagne for Wendy.
40:38No.
40:39My head is pounding.
40:41I want Stacey to leave me alone.
40:43And she's so chipper.
40:45Wait, where's Ashley?
40:46Hey, you okay?
40:47I will be. I'm just hurt.
40:50Ashley looks like she was, like, in the washing machine all night.
40:53Is that how you're packing?
40:55Yeah.
40:56Did you already pack your stuff?
40:57I didn't pack it like that.
40:58I've done morning TV for many years,
41:00so I'm used to being up early, and I'm feeling great.
41:03Morning, Jacqueline.
41:04Morning.
41:05Jessie, babe, what's going on?
41:07I'm just packing for the road.
41:09And I know she was tearing her heart out.
41:11But, Jessie, I'm sorry.
41:12Nah.
41:13The timeline wasn't right.
41:15Like, no one wants to be the other girl.
41:18But they're buying a house together.
41:20So?
41:21I was a side piece to them.
41:23This is giving me goosebumps.
41:24Okay.
41:25Come on.
41:26Come on.
41:27Wendy, hope you had a good birthday.
41:29We had a ball.
41:30We'll see y'all back in the peak.
41:31Okay.
41:32Until you see us.
41:33I can see you.
41:34Even though Mia sucked as a hostess,
41:37this trip helped me to have something to do
41:40other than think about my court case.
41:41Time to go home.
41:42Of course I'm fearful, but I have faith
41:45that my truth will come out.
41:47You know what?
41:48I'm over this.
41:50I'm never drinking again.
41:52Um, is it crazy to take a fork?
41:57Bye, baby.
41:59All right.
42:00Awesome.
42:01Thank you so much.
42:02Safe travels.
42:03I appreciate you.
42:04Bye, Lake Norman.
42:05We're staying in quarantine.
42:09Yay!
42:12Next time on The Real Housewives of Potomac.
42:15Is that DJ?
42:18That man is not sexually active.
42:21We know that you have a big week next week.
42:24Yes.
42:25How are you feeling?
42:26I am scared.
42:27This is real.
42:28I see a person had adultery with my wife.
42:32I ain't okay with it.
42:33She got pregnant and had an abortion because of you.
42:36Do you think you're a monster kid?
42:38Yeah, I told you that.
42:39Bullshit.
42:40Bullshit.