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00:00Previously on The Real Housewives of Potomac...
00:03Stacey, you're a hit in Panama.
00:04How do you feel about that?
00:05That's funny. I don't know.
00:07You know how you can smell when someone's a teen.
00:08They can smell it. They can smell it.
00:10Back in the day, you and Mia had shared a dime.
00:12Mia said it was ink.
00:14It's ink. It's your body.
00:15I can't even remember. I don't think so.
00:17There was some stuff that I read about your court case.
00:20You know she doesn't have any money.
00:22That's her problem.
00:24Oh, God.
00:26Oh, my God.
00:29I'm gonna have a whole can of ketchup.
00:31Mia doesn't know where Jeremiah and Juliana are.
00:34Did Gordon drop them off at Nami's?
00:36You decide to just pretend to be perfect Betty
00:39and your kids are perfect
00:40when they're actually sneaking boys in the back alleyway.
00:43I think that Mia got some work to do
00:45to repair some relationships in this group.
00:47And now it's on Mia to make it right.
00:54When the girls are away, it's time for Giselle to play.
00:59I quit grading, but I'm still passing judgments.
01:04Marriage can be temporary, but ink is permanent.
01:08From kiddie pools to the dating pool, I'm ready to dive in.
01:13I know how to host a show and steal one, too.
01:18I own a business, I mind my business,
01:21and I stand on business.
01:23Darling, I am the fence and the gatekeeper.
01:29Okay.
01:31Welcome to the GOAT.
01:34This is how the GOAT does it over here.
01:37Oh, this is how the GOAT does it.
01:39Yes.
01:40They have better eggs over here than they did at 24.
01:44100%.
01:45Did you check on the girls?
01:47I did.
01:48Oh, they missing you because it's the 4th?
01:50They did.
01:51Oh, okay.
01:52Okay.
01:53Okay.
01:54Okay.
01:55Okay.
01:56Did you check on the girls?
01:57I did.
01:58Oh, they missing you because it's the 4th?
01:59They did.
02:00They have to work today.
02:01They get time and a half today because they're camp counselors.
02:03Oh, that's sweet.
02:04Yeah.
02:05Okay, so it's 4th of July.
02:07We're in Panama.
02:08Jovial July Cuatro.
02:11No.
02:12Jovial Cuatro July.
02:14Compadre, Feliz is Merry Christmas.
02:18Feliz Cuatro de Julio.
02:21Ay-kay-kay!
02:22Wendy, you picked the wrong place on the map.
02:25We should be in the United States.
02:26We could have been in Hawaii.
02:28How are we feeling?
02:29Good.
02:30How are you feeling?
02:31Good.
02:32You checked up on your babies?
02:33I did, yeah.
02:34I forgot they didn't have school today because it's the 4th of July.
02:36Mm-hmm.
02:37Welcome to the go.
02:38Oh.
02:39Oh!
02:40Yeah.
02:41This is yours and Stacey's class?
02:42No, it's actually mine.
02:43I'm allowing Stacey to be here.
02:44You know, before, I don't know how to act without you on the 4th of July.
02:49Did you all invite Brandon over for a swim and some eat?
02:54Okay.
02:55Mm.
02:56Probably got a date.
02:57Probably got a date.
02:58Oh.
02:59Knowing my son.
03:00Got to call my little Josh.
03:01See how he's doing.
03:02How old are you again?
03:0330.
03:04You're 30?
03:0530.
03:06Like, did you just turn 30?
03:07April.
03:08I'm an Earth Day baby.
03:09Earth Day.
03:10Yeah.
03:11It's a little joke between Josh and I that I call him little since he is 6 years my junior.
03:14I don't mean anything by it because when I say nothing is little on Josh, I mean it.
03:20Nothing.
03:21Morning.
03:22Good morning.
03:23Hello, my beauties.
03:24I'm going to come over here with the colorful crew.
03:27Good morning.
03:28We know it's bright and early.
03:29Today is a new day.
03:30Today is definitely a new day.
03:31Right?
03:32Okay.
03:33Welcome to the go.
03:34Yes.
03:35Thank you for having me.
03:36I'll call you back.
03:37Okay?
03:38Good morning, sunshine.
03:39Good morning.
03:40Hi, darling.
03:41Hi.
03:42How are you?
03:43I'm good.
03:44How are you?
03:45I'm good.
03:46How are you?
03:47I'm good.
03:48Hi, darling.
03:49Can someone get me a chair?
03:50Oh, I know where I can go.
03:51You know what?
03:52Stacy.
03:53No, no.
03:54Thank you all for spending the holiday with me.
03:55This is my first holiday away from my kids and my husband.
03:56It's my first holiday away from my family, too.
03:57Yeah.
03:58I was on the phone with Arabella, and she's really upset.
03:59The video that she sent you last night, it just, it touched me.
04:00Hey, Mom.
04:01I'm missing you.
04:02Hey, Mom.
04:03I'm missing you.
04:04Hey, Mom.
04:05I'm missing you.
04:06Hey, Mom.
04:07I'm missing you.
04:08Hey, Mom.
04:09I'm missing you.
04:10Hey, Mom.
04:11I'm missing you.
04:12Hey, Mom.
04:13I'm missing you.
04:14Hey, Mom.
04:15I'm missing you.
04:16Hey, Mom.
04:17I'm missing you.
04:18Hey, Mom.
04:19I'm missing you.
04:20Hey, Mom.
04:21I'm missing you.
04:22It's not the same here without you.
04:23It's liberties.
04:24I love you.
04:25Yeah, that was really sweet.
04:26It's hard.
04:27It's just, it's been a rough morning.
04:28I'm not going to lie.
04:29I'm sure.
04:3017 years ago, my mom and I were flying back from Miami because we took a mother-daughter
04:37trip after my father passed away.
04:39And so that trip was a beautiful trip for my mom and me, but it was also heartbreaking.
04:46And I also met my husband on that flight, and it was his dad's birthday.
04:53Oh, my gosh.
04:54So much significance.
04:55And he died a year ago.
04:57I'm so sorry.
04:58Oh, man.
04:59I'm so sorry.
05:01It's just a loss.
05:02I get it.
05:03A loss.
05:04It's hard.
05:05We've always been together.
05:06Our little family of three.
05:07Yeah.
05:08Mm-hmm.
05:09It's not fair.
05:10So it's heartbreaking.
05:11I'm sorry.
05:12I know it's no consolation, you know?
05:14Your family holds a lot of weight in your heart, but just know that on this day, we
05:19are all here for you.
05:20Definitely.
05:21We're going to rally around you this day and give you more love than usual.
05:24Giselle won't push you away.
05:25She may even give you stuff.
05:26No, you can feel my leg.
05:27Yep.
05:28Yep.
05:29Yep.
05:30Not pushing you away.
05:31I can touch you?
05:32Yes.
05:33Ah!
05:34Ah!
05:35Oh, my Lord.
05:36Okay.
05:37But we will be here for you today more than ever.
05:39Good morning.
05:40Hi.
05:41Hey, good.
05:42Good morning, guys.
05:43Everybody's here.
05:44I need a chair.
05:45No.
05:46Okay.
05:47Actually, the smaller chair.
05:48The other chair.
05:49I want to know, especially for Stacey, what the day is holding.
05:51Okay.
05:52So we're going to get ready, ladies.
05:53We're going to get on the catamaran.
05:54Okay.
05:55Enjoy the sea.
05:56They'll have kayaks.
05:57So if you guys want to get in the water, then we'll come back, pull out, get ready, and
06:03then do dinner.
06:04Thank you so much.
06:05Ooh.
06:06What's that, sir?
06:07Excuse me, sir?
06:09What's that?
06:10May I please have one?
06:11Yes, sir.
06:13Yes, I'll take one, too.
06:14With extra rum.
06:15With extra rum.
06:16Rub it up.
06:17I'm going to get a virgin one.
06:18I'm going to have a nice little pina colada in a minute.
06:19Me, too.
06:20So I want to talk about last night.
06:21Yeah.
06:22And I want to make sure that you understand that I am extremely sorry for what I said
06:28about your girls.
06:29Her girls were sneaking with boys in the back of the house.
06:32Oh, I caught a boy on the green cam.
06:34And she told me...
06:35Right.
06:37I don't want to run and go and tell, because that's your business.
06:39I don't want to tell your business, sir.
06:40But then on social media, you post like everything is perfect.
06:43And I may have had a poor way of delivering my apologies to you.
06:50And I agree with what we share commonly, is that we do not talk about each other's
06:57kids.
06:58Yes.
06:59I just said it should be off limits.
07:00There's no excuse.
07:01Okay.
07:02I appreciate it.
07:03But the way that you kind of ingest, for you to take that and try to weaponize it was horrific.
07:08And I thought by no means that you would ever do that.
07:11So I appreciate your apology.
07:12Listen, I've been in this group for a while, and I know what a completely fractured group
07:18feels like.
07:20So Mia, tread lightly, okay?
07:22Otherwise, you and I are done.
07:25Hugs?
07:26This is too much.
07:29This is too much.
07:33This is too much.
07:34Adding to the love.
07:35I love you.
07:36I love you.
07:37I can't do all of this.
07:39It's too much.
07:40Look at this, kiwi on kiwi.
07:43What is this?
07:44Take that love, girl.
07:45How do you say strong in Spanish?
07:47Fuerte.
07:48Frede.
07:49Fuerte.
07:50Fuerte.
07:51Gracias to you, my friend.
07:52Okay.
07:53Oh, God.
07:54What's wrong?
07:55Did you?
07:56This literally just dropped.
07:59But somebody just sent it to me.
08:02Kay, did you see that Debra is counter-suing you for $71 million?
08:13Coming up next...
08:14I'm a little surprised that you haven't at least tried to get a little smooch.
08:18I'm kind of afraid to, like, make that move.
08:22Maybe just a little smooch down to see what it feels like.
08:25Do not tell.
08:26Mia would kill me.
08:29Okay.
08:30Oh, God.
08:31What's wrong?
08:32Did you?
08:33This literally just dropped.
08:34But somebody just sent it to me.
08:35Kay, did you see that Debra is counter-suing you for $71 million?
08:36Oh, girl.
08:3771 million?
08:38No.
08:39No.
08:40No.
08:41No.
08:42No.
08:43No.
08:44No.
08:45No.
08:46No.
08:47No.
08:48No.
08:49No.
08:50No.
08:51No.
08:52No.
08:53No.
08:54No.
08:55No.
08:56No.
08:57No.
08:597 million?
09:00No, I haven't.
09:01But that's a chuckle, I guess, at best.
09:02Seven million.
09:03Seven million.
09:04Debra's counter-suit is, like, what a fifth-grader would do when they're having temper tantrum
09:09and things aren't going their way and they're losing very, very bad.
09:12I really have not taken it very serious at all.
09:14I mean, it's serious because she filed it, but, like, you actually took a glass and insulted
09:18me.
09:19Let's wrap this up.
09:20It is obvious that the counter-defendant, Ms. Keona Stewart, craves fame.
09:25She craves attention so much so that she's willing to do just about anything to have her name broadcast on television and across social media.
09:34This includes instigating a fight, having that fight recorded, then sending the video of the fight to TMZ for it to be viewed on TV all over the world.
09:43Miss Stewart is not the victim. In fact, she is the villain.
09:48The country will see. OK, last sentence.
09:50The country?
09:51That Miss Williams is the innocent party who has been severely damaged by Miss Stewart.
09:57Forever yours, Dr. Whistledown.
10:00Shut up.
10:01Thank you for the very exciting morning read. Yeah. I mean, this is very on brand for Debra. I'm not surprised. Honestly, I can't even take this serious.
10:08Yeah, it's a mess. But I do feel like it might hurt your case because now the judge has to say, well, where's the facts are? Where's the truth is?
10:16This could absolutely be thrown out. But the one with D.C., like Washington, D.C., that can't be. We could play games with this all day long.
10:23Yeah, that's fine. But the actual criminal act of it, we can't play games with.
10:28Ashley, how do you feel? Because, you know, that's your girl.
10:31Yes, it's really tough. Obviously, I brought Debra into the group and I didn't expect this to happen in any capacity.
10:38My priority now is my friendship with you. And I don't condone violence. I've never condoned violence in any way that I can be there for you. I want to be there for you.
10:48I didn't say that actually it was necessarily you're not Debra. Right. So I never said that Ashley is responsible for what Debra did to me.
10:55But it was your friend. So it's so many things that I have to work through when I come around just in my head, you know, to just stay positive about it and just, you know, not let that define who I am.
11:06Because I know that that was just a moment. It was just an unfortunate situation.
11:10So how is Greg with all of this? Whenever I'm with you guys, he's like, no fighting. Like, I'm like, no, nobody's fighting.
11:16You know, because he just thinks that it could be something bad that happens to me.
11:21We don't fight. He literally took me to Paris like a week later just to make me feel better.
11:27He was like, you know what? Maybe you just need to get away for a little bit. Go to Paris and you can kind of cry out there. Right.
11:34So he really is like shelter me. You are a phoenix rising from the rising from the ashes.
11:40And we see you and I fly. OK, so this is the goat house.
11:45The goat house is now closed so that we can all get dressed for the catamaran.
11:50We will see all on the catamaran to our peaceful quarters. We have a lot of peace where we are.
11:55All right. And what do we call it? The hell time.
11:58Ashley, this is a lot. You go. Yeah, I am.
12:03It's just really tough because I'm embarrassed that this was someone that I trusted.
12:08Yeah. And now this is just going so far out of it's out of control. It's out of control.
12:14Karen is sitting down because she doesn't want to show us her booty. I don't.
12:18I don't. She has an amazing body.
12:21Stand up for one second. No, please.
12:24Please. No. What is your obsession with my ass?
12:28Do I? Is my is my gauge of people like so off?
12:32I trusted the person that I married would be fair and nice and kind. I'm having issues with that.
12:37And now my friend who just totally lost her gasket and physically assaulted somebody.
12:42Like, am I? Do I have a poor gauge of character?
12:45I think don't take it personally. Like that's that's you're taking a lot on.
12:49Everybody's adults. You have to be responsible for your behavior.
12:52Yeah. But in this moment. Yeah. Like hearing Kay talk about how embarrassed she was in relation to her relationship.
12:58Like now I'm thinking like the person who I invited to the group even this girl potentially getting proposed to in Paris.
13:03Oh, do you see that? Like there are levels to this, right? I didn't even think about that.
13:08Last year, prior to the GNA altercation, Kay had expressed that she was taking a really big trip with Greg.
13:14Karen thought that this was going to be the trip where Greg was going to propose.
13:17And then the incident happened and y'all know how much I love love and to stand in the way of that.
13:23Oh, just eats me up.
13:25Well, let's we can talk about it with her. I think Kay's open to talk about it.
13:29Like we've made her feel comfortable. Okay. In order to discuss.
13:33Am I the reason that Kay's unengaged? Are you the problem?
13:36I don't know. You're the problem.
13:42Coming up. Gotta gain 10 pounds.
13:44But when the kids come in, Ashley, oh, my God. I know.
13:49Girl, that's that's super sexy. Thank you, Jacqueline.
14:01Look at this cool bed. It's so nice.
14:04It is. It's so blue and a little bar.
14:09This is my second pina colada of the day.
14:11You're getting dangerous. You better watch yourself.
14:14I know. It's a good thing you're not here.
14:16But I wanted to just talk to you before the day got crazy.
14:19I know you're celebrating the holiday and your dad's birthday and with your family at the lake.
14:24So I wanted to see you before.
14:26I wanted to see you too.
14:28Yeah. Don't forget to send me my joke before you get a little crazy.
14:32I already have it queued up. We're good.
14:34One of the things that Josh and I first bonded about was how much we love jokes.
14:38And I love mom jokes. I like a little slapstick, simple, basic joke.
14:43And Josh does, too. We share that.
14:45So every morning we send each other jokes like that.
14:49They're a great way to start the day.
14:51I miss us, mom.
14:53I know. I miss yours.
14:55I just want to give you a big smooch.
14:57Okay. Three days.
14:59Three days.
15:01I'm counting down myself.
15:03Okay, babe. I gotta go get dressed now.
15:05I can't just go like this on the cantamaran.
15:06Stop. Stop that. Stop that.
15:08You didn't want to see? You want to see my bathing suit?
15:11Mom, you're killing me right now.
15:18Okay. Good. And then you can look in the mirror.
15:20If you want to pull it down a little bit more and see your edge a little bit.
15:23Because I'm not mad at it.
15:25Thank you. Thank you so much.
15:28No. No. No. No. No.
15:32Okay. I'm going to the back and I'm going to take my hat off.
15:34Hey, ladies.
15:36Hi.
15:38Hi.
15:39Welcome.
15:41We made it.
15:42You know how sometimes we think we're never leaving?
15:44Yes.
15:45Yeah.
15:46That's how I feel.
15:47Hi, friends.
15:48Hi.
15:49Hello.
15:50Hey, ladies.
15:51Yes.
15:52Let me stick that right here.
15:54Oh, no. We got matching dresses.
15:56Yes, we matching.
15:58Do you think I should move my scarf back to show edges?
16:00Yes. You are giving a pirate.
16:02I'm giving a pirate?
16:04Yes.
16:12Yo, it's a holiday.
16:14We about to turn up and celebrate.
16:15Me too.
16:16I want to get drunk, okay?
16:18I want to have a moment where I will not forget the world, okay?
16:20Let's stay drunk.
16:22I need y'all to be face down, ass up.
16:24That's the way we like that.
16:29Yes. Get it.
16:35Sand, water, sun.
16:40Hello.
16:42Hello.
16:43Buenos dias.
16:45Hola.
16:46Nice to meet you.
16:47Nice to meet you.
16:48Wendy.
16:49Wendy, nice to meet you.
16:51Here you go.
16:53Ladies, welcome aboard.
16:55Oh, this ain't no catamaran.
16:57It's a real-ass boat, bitch.
17:00See, in Lake Norman, we were on a tugboat.
17:04What is happening?
17:05Oh, my God.
17:06Oh, Lord.
17:08It was given the little engine that could.
17:10But here in Panama, we do it big.
17:12Like, this is what it's supposed to be.
17:14Like, it has cabins.
17:16You can take a nap and wake up.
17:18This is a boat.
17:20Welcome aboard.
17:23Today's a holiday, ladies.
17:24In the U.S. of A.
17:26I'm Gaston, the captain of the boat.
17:27Gaston.
17:28Thank you for having us.
17:29There is only one rule on the boat,
17:31and it's not to fall off the boat.
17:32Can we actually move the centerpiece
17:34so we have a little more space for the table?
17:35Yeah.
17:36Thank you so much.
17:38Do the other ladies want to sit here, too?
17:40It seems like everyone is having a good time,
17:42but Karen seems a little bit off.
17:44Her energy seems low.
17:46She's not really engaging.
17:48I don't know what it is.
17:50After Lake Norman and being such the center of attention.
17:53Karen, do not call me a liar.
17:55You are a liar.
17:56No, I said it didn't go down like that.
17:58You are a liar.
17:59I call you a liar all day long, all night long.
18:00I've been nothing but a friend to you.
18:02I think it was more so her way
18:04of reserving her energy from having to have
18:06like any back and forth about the court case.
18:08I am not into boat life or water life.
18:10They put me on boats everywhere we go.
18:12I'm nauseous.
18:13I want off.
18:15I think they don't want to be in here.
18:17Are y'all ventilated in there?
18:19Hold on.
18:20What's your name?
18:22Tequila.
18:23Tequila.
18:24Tequila.
18:25Those people in there,
18:27they want coffee,
18:28so don't pay them any money.
18:29And tequila.
18:30Yeah, but we want tequila.
18:31We want tequila.
18:32Oh, they gonna pay for that tequila.
18:34This evening.
18:35Totally.
18:36The heat, I'm not falling victim.
18:38That's to go to bed early.
18:40Oh, look, it's so beautiful.
18:41It is.
18:43Hello, ladies.
18:44This is amazing.
18:45Hi.
18:46Oh, y'all came out.
18:47Oh, my God.
18:48I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
18:50Oh, this is beautiful.
18:54Look what I want.
18:55I want a slim BBL.
18:56A skinny BBL.
18:57I gotta gain 10 pounds.
18:58Yours is natural.
18:59I don't think you need it, Ashley.
19:00Let me see.
19:01I have no hips.
19:02No, I do.
19:03I want her to curve those hips.
19:04I know.
19:05Kay's been telling me for a while.
19:06Curve those hips, girl.
19:07Hips.
19:08Yeah, I have none.
19:09No, but when them hips come in,
19:10Ashley, oh, my God.
19:11Yeah.
19:12I know.
19:13Do some dance.
19:14Girl.
19:15That's super sexy.
19:16But you're already sexy,
19:17but I mean, go ahead.
19:18Thank you, Jacqueline.
19:19So how you doing?
19:20How you feeling?
19:21You okay?
19:22Yeah, I'm good.
19:23It's been a lot.
19:24Yeah, it has.
19:25When I woke up this morning,
19:26I wasn't able to locate my children.
19:27Gordon wasn't answering the phone.
19:28He has driven them four hours south.
19:29Today is so much better.
19:30How are the kids?
19:31Kids are great.
19:32Are they still in Virginia?
19:33They are still in Virginia.
19:34Okay.
19:35And they're going to stay there until I get back.
19:36Okay.
19:37And they're fine.
19:38How about you?
19:39I'm good.
19:40The kids are well.
19:41They've been calling me.
19:42Eddie's home, like, grilling with the kids,
19:43and they're calling me
19:44because he keeps on burning their hot dogs.
19:45And the kids are like, Mommy, come home.
19:46Sometimes, you know,
19:47we have to advocate for others.
19:48We have to advocate for ourselves.
19:49We have to advocate for ourselves.
19:50We have to advocate for ourselves.
19:51We have to advocate for ourselves.
19:53Sometimes, you know,
19:54we have to advocate for others.
19:56Yes, we do.
19:57Um, I was talking to Ashley a little earlier.
19:59Mm-hmm.
20:00You and I didn't have this conversation,
20:01but I think you had it with a couple other ladies.
20:03Greg's taking you to Paris.
20:04Greg's going to pop the question.
20:06Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg.
20:07Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
20:08Pop question, pop question, pop question, pop question.
20:09Yes.
20:10And then it seems like that whole trip
20:13turned into a healing for you.
20:15It did.
20:16As opposed to pop the question.
20:17It did.
20:18So Ashley feels very much like
20:21I'm so guilty.
20:22Like, I feel bad about it.
20:23I don't think,
20:24it wasn't going to be an engagement
20:25from Greg's part.
20:26Oh.
20:27So I think...
20:28Even if what happened happened.
20:29Even if what happened,
20:30so you can, yeah, yeah,
20:31don't feel that way.
20:32We were not ready in that moment.
20:33I think that was just really a moment
20:34for us to love up on each other
20:36and fall in love deeper.
20:38Oh.
20:39Like, so that we can make the decisions
20:40that we're making now.
20:41You just moved in here.
20:42How are things?
20:43It's a transition.
20:45It's a transition.
20:46I have to see female stuff, you know,
20:48but it's all good.
20:49It just feels very normal to me
20:51to not have to, like,
20:52go back and forth as much.
20:54But I'm happy.
20:55Happy.
20:56I think the house really is the staple.
20:59I think literally two months into my home,
21:01I probably will be engaged.
21:02Because I think that is really going to be
21:04the hammer on the head.
21:05The catalyst.
21:06Right.
21:07But a timeline is not an ultimatum.
21:08It's not.
21:09It's a guideline.
21:10Okay.
21:11It's a guideline.
21:12Let me say this.
21:13I know, and Greg knows,
21:14that February 27th of 2025,
21:17we have been together three years.
21:18That is a realistic grown-up,
21:20in my opinion,
21:21and a 36, 43-year-old man.
21:23If we're not doing something more serious,
21:25you're living together,
21:26you have a house together,
21:27and a three-year time span,
21:28then I would question him.
21:29Okay.
21:30This is my girl math.
21:31There's ten years in each decade, right?
21:34So if you're going to date,
21:35you have three, like, honestly,
21:37a year and a half.
21:38I'm in my 30s, right?
21:39So in my 20s,
21:40it was like maybe five,
21:41but I don't even think
21:42I'm giving you five in 20s,
21:43but 30s is like three.
21:44You have three good years.
21:45So my, like, my real heart is that,
21:47like, three years,
21:48if we haven't made the math math,
21:49maybe there's a disconnect deeper than us,
21:51you know?
21:52So we'll see what he does.
21:53Ashley, you didn't steal my thunder, honey.
21:55It's okay.
21:56It was all good.
21:57I still feel guilty.
21:58I honestly do.
21:59I think you heard about
22:00a different truth, you know?
22:01Yeah.
22:02Would you want to know
22:03if it was a potential engagement?
22:04Because I know the answer.
22:05Would you want to know
22:06if it was a potential engagement?
22:07Because I know the answer.
22:08Okay, good.
22:09As long as you know.
22:10I do.
22:11So can you tell the group?
22:12That's not her business.
22:13When it happens, it happens.
22:14But I talked to Kay's mom,
22:15so I know.
22:16So it was going to happen.
22:17No, it wasn't going to happen.
22:18I know.
22:19I know.
22:20I know.
22:21I know.
22:22I know.
22:23I know.
22:24I know.
22:25I know.
22:26I know.
22:27I know.
22:28I know.
22:29I know.
22:30I know.
22:31I know.
22:32I know.
22:33I know.
22:34I know.
22:35I know.
22:36I know.
22:37I know.
22:38I know.
22:39No, it wasn't happening.
22:40It's happening.
22:41No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:42It's definitely happening.
22:43Oh, definitely.
22:45Once you do that, you don't..
22:46My lips will forever be sealed.
22:47Ladies, let's all go to the front.
22:48I need some pictures.
22:49Well, let's go
22:50to the front of the boat.
22:51Let's go, let's go.
22:52This is so good!
22:53Stunning!
22:54Yeah.
22:55Look at the Panamanian page.
22:56Okay, yeah.
22:57Oh, dang it!
22:58Look at the mountain.
22:59It's glistening.
23:00Look at the birds.
23:01Look at the birdseye.
23:02Look at the birds.
23:04It's a little breezier out here.
23:06Y'all, I love being on a boat.
23:08Woo, ha, ha, ha.
23:10Carrie, you want to take me down with you?
23:12This is nice.
23:14All I see is Ashley's hands.
23:16Ashley, we didn't know we was going to get all of that.
23:18You're welcome.
23:18Stacey, that's what we wanted you to wear to the Love Lagoon.
23:21It's very nice.
23:22You see what Ashley got going on?
23:23I am so inspired.
23:24My lord.
23:25We wanted all of that at the Love Lagoon.
23:27Do that again, Ashley.
23:28Yes.
23:29This is so good.
23:29This is so great.
23:30I don't think I have enough booty for that, Jazelle.
23:33Mia, what are you doing?
23:34Oh, that's nasty.
23:35It ain't even real.
23:36Get off of me.
23:37Get off of me.
23:38That is not even real.
23:39It actually is real.
23:40Is it?
23:41It's my stomach, OK?
23:42I'm putting it in my ass.
23:43That's even.
23:44Ah!
23:45Get it off.
23:46Listen, that's.
23:47I'm just kidding.
23:50Oh my god, that's deep.
23:51That's deep, y'all.
23:52Let me get the shape.
23:53Hold on.
23:54That's deep.
23:55I was having a chat with Mia and Jacqueline.
23:58And they were basically telling me about being a warrior.
24:01Mia likes watching other people have sex.
24:03Yeah, I don't want to touch.
24:04Yeah, no touching.
24:05But Mia used to kind of involve me in those excapades
24:09when I was younger.
24:10Mia watches you have sex.
24:12She had one time.
24:15One time.
24:16She had you one time?
24:17And I've watched her before multiple times
24:19when we were younger.
24:20You said you watched her one time?
24:22I think with Ink at one point, right?
24:26This was when we were 19.
24:28Can you guys move on to the next topic?
24:31I think any of us could have done it.
24:32That's the only reason it's a big deal for us.
24:34Well, no, OK.
24:35For maybe your friends, that's.
24:36Yeah.
24:37Have you guys all watched it?
24:38When she first introduced me to it, I felt weird.
24:41I don't know those people.
24:42Yeah, but then I met other people.
24:44Like my ex was into it.
24:46He wanted to watch me with other women.
24:49Do you think that comes from him kissing Mia?
24:51Girl.
24:52No.
24:53He wanted to.
24:54He kissed Mia?
24:55He did want to.
24:56I wasn't interested in him at that moment.
24:58But I did watch them.
25:01Why do we have to talk about them
25:03having sex and swapping partners?
25:05Can we talk about somebody else having sex?
25:08I got them going.
25:09And then I went to the living room and went to sleep.
25:11Getting going means you gave him a hand job?
25:13No.
25:14Oh, just getting going means.
25:15Don't make the motion.
25:16No, no.
25:17Stop it.
25:18Stop it, Giselle.
25:19No.
25:20Stop it.
25:21When Jacqueline and Pat first met,
25:22we went out for a night on the town.
25:24And when we came back, she was a little stiff.
25:26So I had to, like, loosen her up a bit because I'm like,
25:28hey, if you like this man, let me show you how to keep him.
25:30She got pregnant.
25:31Whoopsies.
25:32That's why I'm the godmother.
25:34I'm the fairy godmother.
25:36So for you, now that Mia and Ink are in a relationship,
25:39is it uncomfortable for you because of the things
25:41that you guys have done together with him in the past?
25:43Absolutely not.
25:44Just like Mia said, Patrick isn't her type.
25:46Ink is not my type.
25:47But he ate your puss.
25:49No.
25:50I never said that.
25:51You didn't deny it.
25:52You didn't deny it either.
25:53No, we cleaned it up.
25:54No, it was his friend.
25:56Yes.
25:57I asked him about it because I honestly
25:58couldn't remember either.
25:59So you had Ink and another man at the same time?
26:01I'm confused.
26:02No.
26:03Literally, Patrick was like, I kissed him.
26:05And then I was like, kiss Mia.
26:07And he was like, OK.
26:08And then they kissed.
26:09It wasn't like he was slobbing her down.
26:11Definitely.
26:12Let's show them how he kissed.
26:13Oh, y'all going to demonstrate?
26:14Yeah.
26:15No, Pat, I wait.
26:16I'm the pet, right?
26:17They come to me.
26:18What the hell are we doing?
26:19Why are we doing this?
26:20Why are we doing this?
26:21Someone's talking to Ink.
26:23It was that.
26:24It was a pet.
26:25That is not what it was.
26:27That's not what it was.
26:28It was very innocent.
26:29There was some tongue action.
26:30You're making me look like a disgusted auntie.
26:33I am over it.
26:35Completely over it.
26:37Mia, Jacqueline, kick rocks.
26:43Let's go.
26:44Y'all are mad.
26:47I need a snack.
26:50You want to go in?
26:51OK.
26:52OK, sexies.
26:53OK, we're getting ready?
26:54Front?
26:55Yeah.
26:56OK, who goes first?
26:58Are we a team?
27:00Yeah.
27:01OK, what do you want?
27:02Wait, why isn't it a double-sided oar?
27:04Look at us.
27:05Look at us.
27:06Enjoy the scene.
27:08Are you a missionary girl, Stacey?
27:10What, in terms of serving?
27:12Like, are you just like a, like this?
27:14Everything's sexual today, OK?
27:16Yeah, I'm sorry.
27:17It's about sex.
27:18So are you on top, on the bottom?
27:19I am not having this conversation.
27:20Are you a top or a bottom?
27:22I'm a lover.
27:23She's a bottom.
27:24She's a bottom.
27:25She's a bottom bitch.
27:26You're a broken back.
27:27You're a sliding board ass.
27:28All that good stuff.
27:29I'm a sliding board.
27:30What?
27:31Sliding board.
27:32Windy's ass is good for you.
27:35Yeah.
27:36So you think I should have Windy's behind on my body?
27:39Fortunately.
27:40She's taller.
27:41She's thinner.
27:42Right.
27:43She's thinner.
27:44I think I'm absolutely perfect just the way that I am.
27:47And I do mean absolutely perfect.
27:48This is the most conversation I've had about my ass in two years.
27:55So I'm appreciating it.
27:57Come on, party animals.
28:00Let's get it pumping.
28:03Yes, we're back.
28:05Gracias.
28:06Thank you so much.
28:07We had an amazing time.
28:19Deb Lilland.
28:20Yes, love?
28:21Are you ready for our last night in Panama?
28:25Yes, are you?
28:26I feel like I'm not.
28:27I feel like it's just going by too fast.
28:29Why are you shaming someone?
28:31Am I too shaming?
28:33I'm greased up, girl.
28:35I'm trying to look sexy for a hot Panamanian man.
28:38You look stunning.
28:39Thank you, love.
28:40You look sexy, too.
28:41That's amazing.
28:42Well, stunning.
28:43I shouldn't say sexy.
28:44I like it all.
28:45So inappropriate.
28:46I have to be honest that I'm a little surprised that you haven't at least tried to get a little
28:50smooch.
28:51I'm a smoot.
28:54I think what it is is that I just respect you so much that, like, and we're friends,
29:01I'm kind of afraid to, like, make that move for a smooch.
29:08And then I feel like slightly Mia would be, like, super jealous because I feel like she
29:13knows that I've always liked you.
29:16As a friend?
29:17As a friend, yeah.
29:18Yes.
29:19But maybe we can try it later.
29:20Maybe just a little smooch now to see what it feels like.
29:23Now?
29:24Just, like, a little.
29:25Okay.
29:26Just to see how it feels.
29:27Okay.
29:28Okay.
29:29Was that cute?
29:30Did you like it?
29:31I did.
29:32I think Ashley is sexy.
29:33I think Ashley's beautiful.
29:34And not even just the physical part of Ashley.
29:35I just think Ashley's just a nice person inside.
29:36You want to see a good kisser?
29:37Yeah.
29:38Oh, my God.
29:39Oh, my God.
29:40Oh, my God.
29:41Oh, my God.
29:42Oh, my God.
29:43Oh, my God.
29:44Oh, my God.
29:45Oh, my God.
29:46Oh, my God.
29:47Oh, my God.
29:48Oh, my God.
29:49Oh, my God.
29:50Oh, my God.
29:51Oh, my God.
29:53Josh knows I like the ladies, and Josh is back home.
29:57But we're here.
29:58Do not tell.
29:59Mia would kill me.
30:00Oh, good.
30:01She's gonna be jealous?
30:02Yes, she will.
30:03Yes, I'm gonna do it.
30:04Okay, tell her.
30:05I don't care.
30:11Coming up...
30:12You said you're headed to Atlanta, but I thought you'd be headed home, given everything that
30:18has happened with your kids.
30:19They want to stay on the farm.
30:22♪♪
30:29♪♪
30:35Hello, mamacita.
30:37So, are we getting in the car?
30:38I'm ready.
30:39Okay.
30:40Where are the girls at?
30:41I don't know, but let's...
30:42It's time to go.
30:43Okay.
30:44Yeah.
30:45Ah!
30:46♪♪
30:47Okay, babe.
30:48Hey, honey.
30:49We were both thinking green.
30:50I love this.
30:51Green.
30:52Hey.
30:53Oh, Karen, you busted out.
30:55Yes, I did.
30:56I had fun with her.
30:57Hey, y'all.
30:58Hey.
30:59Hey, ladies.
31:00Hey.
31:01Hey, Stacey.
31:02How are you?
31:03Ashley.
31:04You look so beautiful.
31:05Oh, my God.
31:06Oh, my God.
31:07Get out of here.
31:08You look so cute.
31:09Oh, my God.
31:10Jacqueline.
31:11Let's get it on and popping.
31:17Hi, ladies.
31:19I can't believe you guys are all in here.
31:21Yes, we're ready.
31:22I'm so sorry.
31:23Y'all look so good.
31:24I want that dress.
31:26Yes.
31:27Hi.
31:28Okay.
31:29You look good.
31:30You look gorgeous.
31:31Between Karen copying my party, now Mia copying my dress,
31:37I mean, at this point, I'm a walking mood board for these women.
31:41If you want to be me, just say that.
31:45Hey, wake up, baby.
31:49How do you still have images?
31:52Like, I am Barbie.
31:55So, is there a census?
31:57Are we, like, having fun,
31:58or are we actually going to be yelling at each other
32:00and get mad from things done three weeks ago?
32:02What do you think?
32:05We'll talk about that.
32:07Liberation celebration.
32:30I pre-ordered this.
32:33I pre-ordered for us.
32:35It's family style,
32:36so a whole bunch of stuff is just going to come out.
32:38Okay, good.
32:39That's what I need, some food.
32:40Yeah.
32:42Do you have a rum punch?
32:43Okay, that's good.
32:44Two of those.
32:45Yeah, I'll order it for you.
32:47Their tits look like they're going to, like, torpedo at me.
32:51I know.
32:54They look amazing.
32:56We are eating.
33:00How is Ray?
33:01He's great.
33:02I talked to him today.
33:03Is he okay being at home for the four of you?
33:05The kids are with him.
33:06Good.
33:07Yeah, they came around.
33:08He's nice.
33:09Jacqueline and I were having a really nice time today.
33:11I was feeling a little jealous that me and Jacqueline
33:15had this relationship where they, you know,
33:17are very close with each other.
33:19Oh, boy.
33:20I know where this is going.
33:22Have you seen her?
33:23And so I was like,
33:24Jacqueline, I really want to see what the hype is about.
33:27Yes.
33:28No, no.
33:30And I said, can I feel your pillowy soft lips?
33:34What?
33:35Ask to go to the doctor.
33:36Get a shot.
33:38Get a vaccination or something.
33:40You don't know what you done sucked on them.
33:43Another example of my room assignments
33:47doing exactly what they need to do.
33:51Y'all kiss.
33:52Y'all use tongue.
33:53It wasn't tongue.
33:54Ashley's going to swallow first.
33:56Put that food in her mouth.
33:57So, Mia, you're looking at Jacqueline
33:59like she's been unfaithful to you.
34:02All I got to say is,
34:03and I know we're not supposed to say this word,
34:05but hoes ain't loyal.
34:06That's all I got to say.
34:07Wow.
34:08Mia.
34:09Literally, Jacqueline was like,
34:10we can't tell Mia because she's going to be so mad.
34:12I was like, why?
34:15Ashley's just taking the most available, easy piece of meat.
34:19What?
34:20Well.
34:21You calling her easy?
34:22Are you getting really upset because I stole your girl?
34:24I missed stealing your girl, so I'm not easy.
34:27Apparently you are.
34:28She does jabs all the time.
34:30I don't know where that stems from,
34:32but at the end of the day, she can say what she wants.
34:35It doesn't bother me.
34:36I feel like I should have been pre-beat to this before now.
34:40At least let me know.
34:41Like, she going to go off and be a hoe?
34:43Like.
34:45Mia, now you're hating.
34:46Stop.
34:47Jacqueline said you were going to do this.
34:49I knew it.
34:50That's why I didn't want to tell her right away.
34:51Everything that I taught her, I taught her very well.
34:54It's giving piss.
34:55Well.
34:56We had fun.
34:57We're having fun.
34:58Mia, she said I'm a better kisser.
34:59Oh!
35:01That's a lot less.
35:03Because I've kissed more than what she kissed, so.
35:05Oh.
35:07So you kiss her lips down there?
35:09Her southern lips?
35:10Wait, what?
35:17Mia, she said I'm a better kisser.
35:19Oh!
35:21That's a lot less.
35:23Because I've kissed more than what she kissed, so.
35:28So you kiss her lips down there?
35:30Her southern lips?
35:31Wait, what?
35:32OK, do it again.
35:33Do it again.
35:34Do it again.
35:35I want to get a better deal.
35:36Pucker up the lips.
35:37Come on over here, Karen.
35:40Wendy, you take out your phone so fast.
35:43I know that this is going to piss Mia off.
35:47And I'm here for it.
35:49I want to see some tongue action.
35:51Now get to licking.
35:54Mia is livid.
35:57I kind of like to see it.
35:59Mia looks like a male pimp in heat.
36:03I'm just worried about Ashley's lips.
36:06She been on Mia.
36:09Oh!
36:10Oh.
36:11Oh.
36:13Oh.
36:14Oh, what's happening?
36:15Y'all went in for a double.
36:18You know I'm doing a show coming up.
36:20Yes.
36:21Please do.
36:22And Jacqueline is helping me step into my Ashton.
36:26That's going to be the name of my drag persona.
36:29I'm going to be Ash T.O.P.
36:31Yes.
36:32It stands for Ash T.O.P.
36:35I'm sorry, what?
36:36That's the name of my.
36:37What?
36:40I did a lot of researching about drag names.
36:43And I wanted my real name, so Ash.
36:45Then I was like, what do I like?
36:48Ash T.O.P. was born.
36:52Hey, ladies.
36:53As you guys know, today is Independence Day.
36:56So there will be some fireworks.
36:58Fireworks!
36:59Let's go.
37:00Let's go for it.
37:01Let's go outside real quick.
37:03Oh, I'm enjoying myself.
37:04All right.
37:05Wonderful.
37:06Let's go.
37:07Don't be mad at me now, Mia.
37:09Because I stole your girl.
37:11Oh!
37:12Oh!
37:14Oh!
37:18Woo!
37:203, 2, 1.
37:23Oh, I love the pink one.
37:28Happy birthday, Mia!
37:33One thing Dr. Wendy is known for is success.
37:37And I have succeeded.
37:39You got Giselle and Stacey sharing their toothpaste.
37:43You got Ashley and Jacqueline swapping DNA.
37:47I have brought the group together.
37:50Okay?
37:51Can't nobody say I'm not a good friend.
37:54♪♪♪
37:56It's my birthday all over again.
37:58Oh my God.
37:59It's over.
38:03Panama owes us nothing.
38:06We gotta get Karen back.
38:08She's got an early flight.
38:10Whoo!
38:12♪♪♪
38:14♪♪♪
38:16♪♪♪
38:18♪♪♪
38:20♪♪♪
38:22♪♪♪
38:24♪♪♪
38:26♪♪♪
38:28♪♪♪
38:30I slept in.
38:32Yeah, I'm over.
38:34I'm over the humping story.
38:37Mia is pimping out Jacqueline at the table,
38:39and I don't need to be with that at breakfast.
38:41So yeah, I'm sleeping in.
38:43What the f***?
38:45More tingly tea.
38:47You missed it all, Karen!
38:48You missed it all!
38:50Okay, I slept in.
38:51Oh, you missed it all.
38:52Yeah, clearly.
38:53So what'd I miss?
38:54What'd I miss, Wendy?
38:55Okay, short version.
38:56Where do we start?
38:57Okay, in summation, catch me up in five minutes.
39:00So a few things happened.
39:02Jamal is getting married.
39:03When is the wedding?
39:04They've set a date.
39:05Are you going?
39:06No.
39:07How do your daughters feel
39:08about their dad's new soon-to-be wife?
39:10You know, they don't know her.
39:12Really?
39:13No, they've met her twice.
39:14He refers to her as his friend.
39:16Oh, that sounds familiar.
39:18Have a seat, please.
39:19I don't have an apron.
39:20Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun.
39:22Hey!
39:23Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun.
39:24Do you think you look like her?
39:25No.
39:26I've seen her in person.
39:27I've met her.
39:28Okay.
39:29Not in my league.
39:30Whoo!
39:31Eat it up, G!
39:33Eat it up!
39:35So, that's one.
39:37Two, Jacqueline said that Pee-Pee will be mad
39:41if he found out that they kissed,
39:43so I made her call Pee-Pee on the spot.
39:45Patrick, it was just a simple kiss,
39:47but there's something else I have to tell you.
39:49What?
39:50Before that, on the boat, I kissed Mia.
39:52Oh, my God.
39:54Good boy.
39:55Anything else you want to tell me?
39:57No, that's it for now.
39:59That's it for now.
40:01So this is a bit much for me.
40:03It's a good thing it's right there.
40:05It's a lot for all of us.
40:06This is a lot.
40:07So, we are about to leave,
40:10so you ladies can go to the room and pack,
40:13and then there will be a car to pick us up,
40:15and then headed back to where we came from.
40:17Except for Mia.
40:18Mia, I do have a question for you, though.
40:20Oh, boy.
40:21I'm sorry.
40:22I just got to speak on it,
40:23because when we were in the villa,
40:24you said you're headed to Atlanta,
40:27but I thought you would be headed home
40:29given everything that has happened with your kids.
40:31Aren't you rushing to go home?
40:33Since then, the kids are having the time of their life.
40:35Are you having the best time ever?
40:38Yes, I saw you swimming,
40:41and I saw you caught a fish.
40:44They are jumping in pools,
40:45and they're horseback riding,
40:47and they want to stay on the farm
40:50for a couple more days.
40:52You don't want to check up on them?
40:53But it's the context of how they got there.
40:55Now that I know their whereabouts,
40:56I've seen the photos, they are happy,
40:58I've talked to them,
40:59I asked them what did they want to do.
41:00Maybe we necessarily wouldn't do it,
41:02but this is your life,
41:03and this is a decision you make,
41:05so we just accept that that's what you do.
41:08I have three children,
41:10and my oldest is in Atlanta.
41:12I actually have to go to a basketball game,
41:14heaven for freaking bid.
41:16I have to spread myself around here.
41:19You know your children.
41:20That's your life.
41:21Can I get mimosas?
41:22Can we get mimosas?
41:23Yes.
41:24Stacy, how are you going to feel
41:26that you're not going to have your girl
41:29Giselle?
41:31I don't know how I'm going to sleep tonight.
41:33I'm going to sleep just fine.
41:35Keep a picture of Giselle next to your bed now.
41:37Oh my goodness.
41:38Can you text me a picture, Giselle?
41:40You're going to miss me.
41:41Come on, come on Giselle.
41:43Just tell the truth.
41:44Now we're taking it a little closer.
41:46We are so much closer.
41:48We are.
41:49Okay, a toast.
41:50A toast, ladies.
41:51Give her a raspberry too.
41:53Checked out, let's go.
41:54Okay, let's do a toast.
41:55Okay.
41:57A toast to getting closer.
42:00A toast to liberation.
42:02But most importantly, a toast to Panama.
42:05Yes!
42:06Panama!
42:07Thank you, ladies.
42:08Cheers!
42:12Next time on The Real Housewives of Potomac.
42:14Like I'm the baddest bitch, because I am.
42:16Ass, tongue, and pussy every year.
42:18I've been concerned about your body.
42:20They tell me you're unauthentic.
42:21I'm not that bad.
42:23You took the kids when you went to Panama.
42:25There were a couple of decisions
42:26that I thought were a little questionable.
42:28G had his son's paternity test.
42:31You've known for quite some time.
42:33We never get a chance to hang out.
42:35Because I'm not divorced yet.
42:37It feels like you're hiding.