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00:00Mouth mouth mouth mouth. Is my mouth moving? Is my mouth moving?
00:03Yeah, yeah. Mouth moving. There we all done.
00:06So smart technology.
00:10I'm gonna record. I'm gonna record.
00:12Oh, that's a good idea.
00:16Clickety clackety.
00:17Wait, is it? Sorry, Wade. I took your character.
00:21Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
00:28You guys have like the same exact face.
00:31Nuh uh. You have the same face, it just has a beard on it.
00:34What about this guy?
00:36Ooh, that looks like Mark.
00:38Yeah, it's me, right?
00:39You got a lumpy dumpy in that.
00:41Thanks.
00:42Bob has a lumpy dumpy too.
00:43I think we all have lumpy dumpy.
00:45No, Wade does not actually have a lumpy dumpy.
00:48What?
00:49Let me see, wait, let me compare, Mark, let me compare, yeah, you don't have a lumpy-dumpy,
00:54you have just like a back tumor, sorry, she, her arm, her, something's bad, yeah, get your
01:03hand out of your pocket, ugh, why, why are your legs like that if your arms are going
01:09to be like that, weird, I don't know, what are you doing, what the fucking, what the
01:14fucking physics is going on with those arms, alright, whatever, how do we do anything,
01:20guys, here's the shop where we have no money right now, I got an achievement, no, I downloaded
01:28a game, two in the same, these are multipliers, you do those things and you get, I could have
01:36gleaned that, explain something important, Bob and I have been hard at work breaking
01:40this down, we've come to some strong conclusions, alright, Mark, you can get a camera and a
01:46light over here, wow, it's like a flashbang went off, bam, boom, we only get ten pictures,
01:54that's it, maybe it's a rating, maybe it's a ten out of ten picture, that's true, oh,
02:01selfie mode, oh, what's up, dog, how do you do selfie mode, R for Ralphie, oh, alright,
02:11cool, okay, our mission's right here, our mission is green doors get in, green doors
02:16get in, what does that mean, oh, I see, green doors get in, it says mission, green doors
02:22get in, well, that helicopter's got a purple door, I say we get in and see what happens,
02:28we're already ruining our mission, I don't like that our pilot's asleep, he's probably fine,
02:33he's doing radio stuff, he's wearing a cool guy beanie, he's dream flying or he's wearing VR
02:41goggles, it's fine, search and explore, it says above our head, yeah, search and explore inside
02:48and outside, snap, well, I was reading that, okay, what would be happening inside, all the
02:53outside stuff's gonna be what I'm looking for, I, listen, green doors get in, green doors get in,
02:59everybody, inside, outside, listen, boys, green doors get in, what the fuck was that,
03:09why's my flashlight not working, green doors get in, green doors get in, my flashlight's
03:13not working, guys, did you use all the battery already, no, it's fine, it's just not working,
03:19there's a ladder, am I dancing, oh god, you are dancing, oh, where's, oh, there we go, okay,
03:26finally, yeah, what is that sound, anybody see some green, have you seen anything, you, if you
03:32were really scared, I feel like you'd run faster, uh, should we just stay by the helicopter, ah, nice,
03:41oh, no, oh, no, all right, uh, ladder, yeah, ladder, okay, are we competing or are we working
03:51together here, together, as far as I know, oh, okay, well, we each want to have, I don't know,
03:57I imagine together, all right, well, we can get over into the park here,
04:03how do I get down safely, yeah, I feel like I'm just gonna fall off and die at this rate,
04:08oh, how did you get in the park, I walked further down the street, what does that mean, okay, calm
04:14down, hey, green doors get, no, green doors get in, green doors, I see green doors, I see green
04:20doors get in, green doors get in, there's three door, four, there's a lot, we should go, what about
04:25blue doors, what about blue doors get in, blue doors get out, I don't recall any instructions
04:29about blue doors, there was no blue mentioned, blue, I don't like that, I don't like that,
04:35I don't like blue, blue's bad, all right, I'm hearing a lot of something, probably nothing,
04:43yeah, it's probably nothing, is reality supposed to be glitching inside of the
04:47building, I'm gonna come inside, okay, we're in a mall, oh, wait, I see something,
04:53what am I seeing, mark, mark, oh, god, I'm seeing something, got it, mark, see it, see it closer,
04:59see it closer, light it, I'll light it up, you guys get a good picture of it, oh, god, it's so
05:04ugly, oh, it's hideous, oh, god, it's a shuffling monstrosity, you getting good snaps of this, oh,
05:11boy, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, my guy, my guy, oh, wait, that was so good, oh, I thought you were,
05:19oh, you're missing, you're missing some stuff, how are you doing that, yeah, are you all right,
05:27do you need like a hug or, I can't run anymore, can't imagine why, oh, oh, look at this feller,
05:35I want some of that action, someone just died upstairs, I don't think so, oh, boy, oh, oh,
05:41that's much quicker than I thought it would be, all right, so, don't worry, Wade, you're probably
05:47safe, huh, yeah, this guy's dead, guy's getting a good body of this, picture of this dead body,
05:54I tried, I really like Wade's missing limbs, I feel like it sets it off, oh, here's an extra one,
06:00yeah, why don't you try putting that on, yeah, because does that fit, oh, I'm sorry,
06:07what did you just do to me, I threw my arm at you, why'd you do that,
06:12why, I, I didn't know, why, it wasn't a drop, but why, I'm sure we were both disarmed,
06:20is this, uh, is that a problem, that's a little odd, I mean, think of that, get a pic of that,
06:30okay, look happy, that's a good one, nuts, oh, cool, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, nice,
06:38all right, here's a pile of goop, I like piles, do I touch this or not touch this,
06:43I don't know, I'll touch it, that's fine, huh, uh, wait, a rat just kicked my ass,
06:53what do you mean, there was a rat, I hear stim stamps, I hear stim stamps, you guys hear that,
06:58yeah, I hear stim stamps, oh, downstairs, right there, what's that guy, I don't want him,
07:02I don't want him, he seems like problems, uncommon shamble chasing,
07:08hmm, I think I just want to go wait, wait, when he goes after mark, yeah,
07:15wait, there's a little one, mark, there's a little one, got it, oh, rattler, oh, I see my arm,
07:23sure, it's yours, probably five, hey, guys, green doors get inside, green doors get in,
07:30okay, green, green doors get in, green doors get in, oh, green doors get in,
07:35um, not this, oh, another one of these, we have four and a half minutes to get back to the
07:41helicopter, huh, the very top of the screen, we started with 10 minutes, now we're down to five,
07:46oh, I don't think that's a clock, oh, yeah, sometimes there's numbers on the screen,
07:52you know, doesn't mean anything, I don't think they mean anything, I wouldn't, yeah,
07:54I don't think they mean anything, where'd the, well, I don't know, you look, I'll watch,
07:59oh, he might have died, guys, oh, the rat, attack him, I'll get a picture,
08:07I can't run, I can't chase him, oh, you saved, you saved your arm,
08:12this is, that's either mine or the guy upstairs, I think we should go outside,
08:16I think we've seen everything to see in here, yeah, I'm not interested, I only got one picture
08:20left, I got six, does it count up or down, I think in gold, yeah, it counts down, I've been getting
08:27gold, green doors, get in, Sirocco Bank, how bad is it if the thing that's not a clock hits zero,
08:36whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, did you throw your arm at it,
08:44Wade, run, run, run, why didn't he run, why didn't he run, Wade, he didn't run, let's go,
08:52get his stuff, all right, I got his stuff, let's get out of here, man, let's get out of here,
08:56the timer at the top, why didn't he tell us about the clock, yeah, we're so low on time,
09:01oh, man, all right, but I think we can make it through the power of teamwork,
09:05yep, and the grumbling of my stomach, oh, no, oh, I wish I had a, I do have a camera for, oh,
09:13too late now, don't worry, I'll get your pictures, oh, never mind, I can't, let me drop this,
09:20oh, god, oh, I mean, oh, god, all my friends are dead and I'm out of sprint,
09:28I think I have to hide, that doesn't seem right, oh, shit, oh, god, no, but I hear you,
09:40oh, god, oh, god, oh, god, okay, I made it, oh, everything's fine, wow, turns out I'm amazing,
09:48I wish I got a picture of the tentacle that got you, Bob, what a move, you know, just, yeah, it,
09:54it did you, it did you, Wade survived his first attack, I didn't, I didn't survive anything,
09:59not at all, oh, well, I'm, I'm interested to see the footage that Mark got, oh, yeah,
10:06where can I sit, wow, nice, nice, nice, oh, nice photo, all right, oh, oh, yeah, I got a sneaky one,
10:25oh, shit, wow, you got that picture, yeah, got him,
10:35that's why your back was turned, I see,
10:42would those, before disaster, if I didn't get those pictures,
10:45uh, the cameras back, would you have not have gotten the pictures, or does it not matter,
10:50I am, I imagine we need them, I don't know, a pro camera, we got a hundred dollars for that,
10:59well, we, we didn't get the, at the very top, we were supposed to hit 2,500, we got 1,900,
11:04so we didn't even hit the quota, oh, shit, all right, well, let's get back out there, then,
11:10do our damn job, oh, hey, I made the front page, yeah, whatever, man, you were dead,
11:15listen, green doors, get in, green doors, get in, I don't know if I like the green doors,
11:21green doors, get in, actually, it seems like outside was way worse, green doors, get in,
11:27green door, oh, get in, green, are you doing doors, get in, green, all right, okay,
11:35why did the skulls go up, yeah, why'd the skulls go up, Wade, oh, maybe we were a quarter,
11:39I don't know, I thought we didn't get the quota, maybe we did, it said good job, or what, whoa,
11:43look at Wade's camera, look at that shit, nice camera, man, what the hell, oh, look, it's like
11:49spinning around on your knee, oh, yes, it's yours, all right, all right, there's no time for jerking
11:57around, yeah, is it, I'm sorry, is it snowing, or is it nuclear wintering, um, I don't know,
12:06is there snow in the park, there's a park again, I don't want to go over there, I don't like that,
12:11yeah, this is the same place, I don't like that place, I want to go somewhere else,
12:15I don't like that place, I don't think it's the same place, what happened to you last time, Bob,
12:18I just got smacked, I just got bitch smacked, it was a floor tentacle, yeah, out of nowhere, boom,
12:25I was carrying your half-alive corpse, and then nothing, yeah, well, I think it might have been
12:30full dead, but half-alive is also ambitious, it was probably in there, I don't see any green doors,
12:36get in, get in, and enter, wait, enter what, enter, what am I entering, what's enter,
12:42there's something that says enter here, can the helicopter land over on this end or something
12:46weird, maybe, I mean, try it, you know, I don't know, see, see what you get into, my feet are
12:53on hard floor, I have my, my, my floor mat over here, make sure I don't die, guys, all right,
13:00I'm not going to watch them, no, no, guys, my photo was worth 16 points, I should have taken
13:08that one, all right, got my mat, all right, that was probably worth it, uh, I don't see one set
13:15of green doors, I guess, green doors, get in, huh, yeah, is that the deal, it's the ones I'm at,
13:21right, I don't know where you're at, but I'm assuming, yeah, there's one further to your
13:26right too, but there's, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, which one are we doing,
13:34oh, we could, yeah, okay, I hear something,
13:42all right, this is cool, this is cool, I see some blood,
13:47neat, why can't I switch items by number, yeah, I'm with you, I really don't like,
13:54can I change my controls, I don't even have a flashlight this time, I've only got a camera,
13:57this was probably a cool place to work until, you know, this, what the hell, what was that, guys,
14:06what, are you both okay, yeah, why, there's an alien, I'm not gonna fall for it, no, it was not
14:14that guy, it's a little dude behind the counter, he, I don't know where he ran, there's a little
14:17dude, oh, there's a guy here running around, yeah, were you talking about him, I wanted plant
14:22a minute ago, no, he was in here, then I heard a loud boom and I ran back out and saw the little
14:26alien thing, uh-huh, uh-huh, Mark, I think Wade's either going insane or just lying, I think he
14:33might be actually, both, no, no, no, guys, it's real, nah, I don't think there's anything here,
14:40did you make this mess, what is this tentacle, what's going on there,
14:45what's the deal with that, why is this guy creeping around, follow, what are you,
14:51the stranger is following me into the back here, okay, well, that's interesting,
14:55oh, get a photo and then help, oh, help, uh, what do I do, what do I do, I don't know,
14:59well, what do I do, I don't know, oh, I'm dying, what do you mean, I don't, oh, detach, detach,
15:04gotcha, okay, you're welcome, oh, I was trying to get close for a selfie, I guess I got too close,
15:10a little too close, yeah, don't do that, oh, I can still run, it was a simple, why,
15:14it didn't even give me a bonus on that photo, that was hardly worth it,
15:18I wish you would come stand by the alien thing, oh, guy, oh, no, hmm, what happened,
15:28Wade, oh, the little alien, the little alien, the little alien, I feel like Wade's just making
15:35shit up, I don't know, oh, well, ow, oh, okay, I don't think anything interesting is going on,
15:43huh, well, going upstairs, oh, Bob, I'm gonna prove him wrong, I don't even know where you
15:49guys are, where, what's happening, I don't even know where I are, hello, oh, I'm upstairs,
15:55oh, that's interesting, throw, hang on, look at this guy, yeah, yeah, yeah,
15:58oh, god, oh, I, I don't know if he made, oh, he made it, yeah, okay,
16:09huh, whoa, are we doing that again, stand closer, oh,
16:16the hell's going on, you killing him for content, yeah, anything for the clicks, right, yeah,
16:24yeah, there's not even a door over, oh, there is a door over here, but you guys have already
16:30been in it, okay, never mind, yeah, I don't like, let's get out of here, this place sucks,
16:35whoa, that's funny, I'm keeping this alien, baby, you're not invited, random guy,
16:43uh-oh, is he gonna, is he gonna follow us, I don't know, but there's a,
16:48oh, I see that, bigfoot, yeah, maybe he's chill, whoa, there's a naked guy over there,
16:53what do you mean there's a naked guy, why is everything happening over where you are,
16:56Mark, did you come outside the building, or, no, you, I'm still in, wait, what, oh, my god,
17:01naked guy is dead, when did you, what, when did you leave, when did we agree to that, what, what,
17:06when I was like, let's leave, and then Wade was like, okay, I'm gonna, oh, my god, what the shit,
17:14I mean, it's fine, why am I missing this, hello, there's a lot of murder out here,
17:19okay, where, oh, there you are, outside, um, was that guy big,
17:26there's, oh, my god, oh, my god, I don't like that,
17:31oh, my god, okay, huh, all right, that's, I hate to say it, boys, but I think he's
17:53at our helicopter, a guy to the right, that's interesting, there's a guy to the right,
17:58that's Bigfoot, oh, uh, he's sort of, he's sort of, there's another Bigfoot,
18:05there's another Bigfoot, yeah, oh, uh, yeah, is our helicopter okay, or, um,
18:12oh, he's coming back, oh, he comes back, okay, that's, wait, Bob, follow me, I know a way,
18:18where, oh, okay, the alley, uh-oh, we're going in the alley, I'm not going where Wade is,
18:25I'm following you, oh, but it's way the hell over there, wow, I just saw, did you see that cargo,
18:34oh, fuck, yeah, I don't know if this is, oh, no, oh, my god, again, again, again,
18:44why is it when Bob dies, I hear Mark echo, I hear you echo too, I don't know, Mark, run,
18:50I am, Mark, my camera, green door, get in, I can't, yeah, you, you didn't have good shots
18:55anyway, I had some really good stuff, don't worry, guys, I carried, I carried, don't worry,
18:58yeah, yeah, he carried, why is echoey ghost Wade crying in my ear, why did we die like the same
19:08way as last time, I, apparently, what you really want to do is not step on manhole covers, which
19:13I don't know why I didn't learn that the first time around, but whatever, oh, I should have grabbed
19:17your camera, I guess, my camera, yeah, you should have, yeah, well, I didn't know where it was,
19:21my photos, I didn't even know where you died, I have no idea, it's okay, guys, I got some absolute
19:26bangers, oh, nice, yeah, 91, I did better than that, yeah, that was number five, oh, shit, look,
19:32I got 96, oh, frick, ah, nice, nice, nice, I had a 417, it better, it didn't show my 417,
19:41oh, but watch this one, ha, ha, Bob, take that, yeah, I bet we won, we're all the same team,
19:48ah, fuck, oh, that's not 2,500, well, we only have two press badges now, is that bad,
19:57oh, hey, now it shows our score at the top, so I guess the first time we did do it, yeah,
20:01yeah, it didn't show any of my photos, so we do have to get our cameras, all right, well,
20:05probably didn't have any good ones, maybe try harder next time, okay, you wanna fight the big
20:11guy, you tall man, you taller than me, man, you big tall six foot four man, you huge man,
20:15you giant man, I feel like you're complimenting him, you big, big man, you big, strong man,
20:21you beardless bitch, I have a beard, yeah, his character and his man have a beard,
20:28he's a, I don't even know, I don't even know what you're on about, you're also beardless,
20:32I'm the only bearded one here, well, I don't claim to have a beard, but Mark, he said it,
20:38Mark, I, you did say, yeah, you did say, I'm going off on my own this time, I'm going off on my own,
20:45I'm going with one of you two, what if I just wait out here, because I'm gonna get the epic
20:51shot of the dino, ignore the fact that I'm not separating from you guys at all, I'm gonna go
20:58off on my own, he said aggressively, watch out for manhole covers, god, he's being so aggressive,
21:04fucking apparently, god dang, I'm going to the green door, I'm going upstairs,
21:10and by that I mean the ladder, I think you mean you're going up lad, wait, if I get grabbed by
21:15something again, there'll be no one to save me, that's okay, weep, death defying, is that a robot,
21:22what's the point of coming over here, oh my god, what are you, see something,
21:28yeah, I'm going back outside, where are you, I went in the green doors, well, that was stupid,
21:35I'm not afraid, I'll go inside, okay, I'm going in the other green doors, no one follow me,
21:41which green doors did you go in, the other ones, no reason, no reason, okay,
21:46jeez, I do not like the sounds out there, good thing I'm inside, oh, don't go crypto,
21:53oh, nice, watching for manhole covers, watching for manhole covers, can you believe how persistent
21:59crypto has been, dude, if I had bought bitcoin when we were in college and it was worth negative
22:06money, if you, like, I would never have guessed that, but can you imagine, you could have,
22:12bitcoin, like, one bitcoin used to be worth pennies, yeah, back in the, way back when it
22:17was used for buying heroin on the silk road or whatever the hell, but, oh, yeah, definitely not
22:21used for that now, what, yeah, no, that, who's in my building, wow, oh, god, someone's out here
22:27flirting with me, guys, I found some military men, okay, cool, take pictures of them, I'm gonna,
22:37I'm gonna get a selfie with, this dude's got a RPG over here, whoa, is he shooting 22s, oh,
22:44god, oh, fuck, what the fuck is that, oh, my god, it's so shaky, oh, my god, what the fuck,
22:51oh, my god, you all right, what, yeah, I don't know, not all right, hang on, gotta try to get
22:58a selfie of this, it's unclear from what you're moaning, oh, my god, oh, wait, where is it,
23:04yeah, I don't know where it is, it wasn't here, what is it, I don't know, it was in, oh,
23:09there's a trap here, god damn, I'm cool, yeah, I don't know, there was something down here,
23:16holy shit, yeah, I just got a 682 picture and all these guys, all these guys are dead,
23:24but I think they all killed themselves, oh, um, you didn't kill them, did you,
23:33what, no, what, what, no, no, okay, well, he didn't say, he said no,
23:41I'm gonna go get some footage of this, oh, wait, this is that new studio, we're here,
23:45can I climb this ladder, oh, heck, bro, oh, you boys find getting the spot right now, my boy,
23:55my boy, oh, fuck, oh, oh, god, oh, my god, you guys, you're on your own,
24:01if there's not fall damage in this game, I'm about to have the best, yeah, well, I figure,
24:09all right, up, up, do we need to get your, oh, my camera's gonna be really close to the helicopter,
24:16so, that wasn't even my fault, literally, I was climbing on a fire escape and then I just stepped
24:23on part of it and it was like, it exploded and fell off the building and I died, I didn't do
24:28anything and there were no monsters involved, all right, interesting, sorry, whoa, what in the
24:37fuck, I'll go grab your camera, man, what just exploded, so, it's, if you're walking down the
24:41street toward the helicopter, it's like on the left side, oh, I found the pile of military, yeah,
24:47those guys, they, they didn't even kill the alien, they blew an arm and a leg off the alien,
24:52but they all blew themselves up with the rocket launcher they had, wow, but I got a sick picture,
24:57so, please get my camera, yeah, down, down here to the left, you see the, you see me, yeah,
25:04so, I was all the way on top of the building and one of the fire escapes was like, nah,
25:09and then fell off, oh, I see, it's really, really, I hope it's not the one I'm on right now, no, yes,
25:17oh, fuck, no, see, but that was Mark's fault, he did that, I didn't jump off, I got tricked,
25:29Wade, get some pictures or something, all right, all right, I don't even know, look, there's a guy,
25:35there's a guy, there's a guy, you see the guy, do you see the guy, you see the guy, I did, I did,
25:42Wade, I believe in you, use your flashlight or something, oh, there you go, yep, yep, yep, maybe,
25:52oh, boy, did you plan that, yeah, I see what you did, I see what you did there,
26:06oh, and there's another one, where, where, over by the white panel van again,
26:11right there, that's the guy, that's the guy, that's the guy who doesn't have his arm and his leg,
26:18oh, see ya, see ya, bye, my inventory's full, what, don't you have like two other cameras,
26:26I definitely had some pictures left, yeah, I also had the flashlight,
26:29oh, wait, can you throw that at the manhole cover, oh, maybe, maybe, I think this one's not,
26:38making that rattling, oh, they ran, I see, it was making a rattling around it,
26:45uh, two minutes, two minutes, wow, get him, get him, selfie him, oh, what a guy, look at this guy,
26:54Wade, go for it, go home, he's just, he's just toying with him, Wade, go home,
26:59before the big thing spawns, that's a good point, get the flashlight, also, where's Bigfoot,
27:07I hear stomping, I'm sure he's not in a very disadvantageous position for you,
27:14oh, hey, is it, oh, it's the central part of my corpse, yeah, yeah,
27:25well, I did fall off the absolute top of the entire building, so,
27:31probably touch it, I saw nothing, I saw nothing, I have so many,
27:35so many photos left to take from all these cameras,
27:38uh-huh, uh-huh, better get them home,
27:43wieners,
27:46yeah, nice, nice, nice, zero points, what,
27:54nice, bud, there's probably,
27:58he's looking out the window of the helicopter, talking to me,
28:00yeah, well, I think we add our points to the other ones, so, we probably got more than enough,
28:07hopefully, I got a good 681, and a couple halfway decent ones, yeah, it's lethal company style,
28:14yeah, yeah,
28:18the photo I got of that guy in the dying would be worth more than it was,
28:24wow, nice, look at that, good, look at that, he's caked up,
28:28did you, did you grab my guy, did you grab my camera, did you, did you grab,
28:32did you grab my camera, that's where I got more points than that,
28:36yeah, I definitely had some, I don't even get the number one photo after all this,
28:40this, this is the picture of the guys blowing themselves up, nice, way to go, hell yeah,
28:48oh, that's not enough, yes, it's enough, it adds on, lethal company style,
28:53that's not a, oh, lethal company style, company style, all right, mark, which of these photos was
28:59you, huh, so proud of, you didn't get my camera, there was a, there was a fucking eldritch horror,
29:05scroll through here, they should be here, all the photos are, there's a fucking eldritch horror,
29:09this one, this photo, you took this one, uh, yeah, but there was another one, there, see,
29:15see that thing, oh, that thing, what the fuck is that, it's tiny, yeah, but it's weird,
29:20it's adorable, it's like a hand, but all the fingers end in eyeballs, or at least three of
29:24them do, it's all eldritchy, what'd you buy, nothing, oh, okay, when you put it that way,
29:38nothing, oh, what'd you buy, nothing, well, I'm ready, wow, look at that flash,
29:51oh, you can only bring one camera into the mission, I see,
29:57are you about to flash some nerds, look at how much light this does,
30:01I don't need a flashlight, look at this, I don't need a flashlight, because I don't have a
30:05flashlight, all right, don't worry, I bought the camera that takes 15 pictures, all right,
30:11how much money did you blow on that, same as you two, 100 each, I spent 25 dollars,
30:17I don't know what the hell you're talking about, I thought you bought a better camera,
30:20no, I spent 25 dollars, like a responsible adult, oh, well, Mark and I spent 100,
30:25yeah, that's not the same amount at all, well, we didn't agree to that,
30:30why does there have to be an official agreement for everyone to not be dicks about it,
30:34well, I wasn't a dick, hey, I wait until everyone else is there shopping, and then I shop, and I did mine
30:39first, so that I could get what I wanted, excuse me, ma'am, what can you tell us about what you
30:43saw in there, oh, oh, that's not good, that's not good at all, I'm gonna get such a good picture,
30:54son of a bitch, you all are gonna cry, yeah, you better curse now, there's a bunch of ladders
30:58around here, if you guys wanna climb some, I am gonna wait on that, I do, I would enjoy that
31:05very much, oh, I heard a banging, yeah, I heard that, what was that, I'm going in the mall,
31:11I'm gonna get this scoop up, I'm just gonna try not to step on any manhole covers for a second,
31:16oh, my God, I just wanna live, oh, God, I'm gonna go in Wade's mall, oh, God, oh,
31:21don't go in this mall, don't go in this mall, don't go in this mall, holy shit,
31:24photo, oh, my God, oh, oh, all right, I killed it, I think, all right, all right,
31:44all right, all right, cool,
31:58oh, my God, stop it, is it dead or not dead or I'm so confused, I don't like it,
32:08I don't know, I don't either, I'm out in the elevator, this can't, oh, whoa,
32:15it really wants to stay alive, I don't wanna be last in this line,
32:20can I close the door, yeah, maybe it can't open doors, dead end, dead end, okay,
32:27uh, good, mine's not,
32:31hooray, we're not trapped, oh, guys, what if we lead it into this, yeah, that's a great idea,
32:38oh, wait, I tried to grab me, you coming, bud, I'm ready, I'm ready, I am also ready,
32:48where is it, we're gonna be here ready together, wait, do the hard part,
32:55wait, if you could, yeah, I had to punch it because it was stuck, I'm tired of waiting,
33:00where is it, right here, hey, oh, my God, I don't know if this plan's gonna work, guys,
33:23oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, no, oh, no, get pictures, boys, oh, that would've been good,
33:32I didn't get a picture at all, oh, son of a bitch, ow, ow, get out of there,
33:41all right, I don't think this is gonna work, guys, I have faith, we just need to all get over here,
33:45and then make sure that I get the best picture, hey, hey, hey, he's not coming,
34:02take that, ah, interesting, we just kick his ass all the way over to there, yeah,
34:07can we like scoot him around on the floor, wait, yeah, what if we punch him all the way over there,
34:11yeah, that'll work, get out of there, oh, he went back, oh, I kinda wanna go outside,
34:16cause we're running a little more on time, eh, you might be right, all right,
34:19I wanted to do that, though, god damn, we'll get him eventually, we'll get one eventually,
34:22yeah, we'll get him, oh, big, big, watch out for manholes, there's a manhole here,
34:30watch out for that one, where, oh, my God, oh, he's coming back, right by the NYPD box,
34:36oh, my God, oh, my God, I'm gonna get the shot of a fucking lifetime, guys, oh, God, oh, no,
34:43oh, yeah, Bob, Bob, it's smoking and it moved, I see, oh, my God, I'm out of here,
35:02okay, that doesn't sound good,
35:08oh, something ahead, some the head, oh, there's something ahead,
35:13where's the helicopter, I don't, uh, we're a ways from the helicopter,
35:19uh-oh, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, no, not like this, oh, oh, I'm going home,
35:28I don't care, I don't care, I'm going to, I'm going to the, ah, hey, guys, how's it going,
35:34oh, shit, not great, not great, run, flee, I had such good pictures, where's your camera,
35:41I had such, it's on my dead body, right by the giant thing, my, my camera is under my body,
35:48the best pictures, that's my leg,
35:53you're gonna love my, where's the helicopter, uh, behind the creature, oh, good,
36:01oh, God, oh, God, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's time, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, my God,
36:09oh, my God, oh, no, no, no, no, you can make it, I believe in you, I believe in you, oh, God,
36:17go behind obstacles, go behind obstacles, weave, serpentine, ah, this is as wavy as it gets,
36:23baby, all right, cool, why are you going into the tree, into the tree, I gotta sprint,
36:29I gotta sprint, this is the fastest I got, yeah, oh, my God, oh, my God, I can't believe you made
36:35that, guys, we're about to have the best, it's really sad, I used my last picture right before
36:41Wade got picked up by the thing, so I was like, take one, take one, ah, damn it, it's okay,
36:51I think we got some bangers, guys, yeah, we got some bangers, we got the bangiest bangers,
36:57uh, so what do I do here, see results, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, watch this, watch this,
37:04oh, oh, look at that one, yeah, oh, yeah, that's crazy, the red, oh, yeah, nice, I got his ass,
37:17nice, whoa, oh, that was 600, that's a hell of a shot, uh, I felt like I could have been better,
37:30yeah, I feel like I had a couple more that were, yeah, I thought my dinosaur one was way better
37:36than that one, well, that's really unfortunate that that's the last one I think I have time for,
37:40oh, no, oh, this one's so cool, I like that one, you can download it right here as a
37:46thumbnail, you know I will, I quite enjoy this one myself, that is good,
37:50I really like this one too, get the shot, get the shot,
37:58oh, yeah, Bob, I didn't realize you made the headline last time with your exploding
38:02SWAT team, yeah, oh, yeah, I mean, it's a good picture, the heck of a picture, one might even
38:08say a hell of a picture, all right, yeah, watch, I don't need you to tell me to stand up when I'm
38:12standing at my standing desk, this is as standing as I get, bro, you should stand up, yeah, calm
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