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00:00I just had the weirdest dream so here we are my 40th birthday and I'm still single.
00:11Good morning Sandy!
00:13Good morning Mrs. Phillips!
00:15Jules, what did I tell you?
00:17It's Miss Phillips. You don't become a missus until you're married.
00:22What's wrong with me?
00:24How can I find the right man? I'm a good woman.
00:26Am I acting too much?
00:28Do I look 40?
00:29Nah, but you know what they say. Life don't crack.
00:32Negro, did I ask you all of that? Did I?
00:37He's a slut, he's a hoe, he's a freak.
00:39And he's got a different girl every day of the week. I know him.
00:41I ain't mean to stutter.
00:42Greg!
00:43We're two 40 year olds sleeping in the same bed and we're not having sex.
00:47You're 40, I'm 39 and 3 quarters.
00:50Half of you are 40, okay?
00:52Not getting any loving?
00:53Your posture is giving it away.
00:55You need to try something different.
00:56My choice?
00:5820 on the internet.
01:00What do you think about dating a younger guy?
01:04There's this young sales rep who comes into my office.
01:06I think he looks at me with intentions beyond business.
01:09Dr. Phillips?
01:11Uh, yes. Terrence, right?
01:14Yes, that's right.
01:15I don't know about this.
01:17My dating past has been bumpier than a Tijuana cab ride.
01:20I've only had six sex partners my entire dating lifespan.
01:24Well, ain't you the inexperienced and unexplored one?
01:28If there's one lesson that I've learned, it's to live life in the moment.
01:31What you doing with Edie?
01:32I'm her associate.
01:34So you like the little sugar baby, huh?
01:36You know she ain't even let me peel them drawers off yet.
01:39Don't ever get married.
01:41Stalking is illegal and a felony.
01:43Oh, Edie, stop being such a prude.
01:45I hate my life. I hate my life.
01:47Elbow.
01:49Can I keep it real with you?
01:51You's a bad bitch.
01:52Okay!
01:53Hello, Konichiwa!